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I HATE THIS ELEPHANT FROM BARBIE
PICK ME ASS BITCH! “Oh I only hid the letter because you’re gonna forget about me 😭” FUCK YEAH I WOULD TEEKA! PICK ME ASS!! SHE LITERALLY HID ROW FROM HER OWN KIND (context She’s a human princess lost on shore.and animals took her in to raise her.) LIKE THIS BITCH HAD NO RIGHT
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AHHH EEEE OOOOHHHH AH SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCKFUCKCUCKFUFKCUCJCUCJFYDHSTEYSBSHSUEJJF CHINGADA THE THINGS ID LET SHIKAMARU DO TO ME IS INAPPROPRIATE AND APPROPRIATE!
THIS ISNT A FINISHED STORY !! I JUST NEED OPINIONS.
hey y’all, it’s been a MINUTEEEEE since i’ve written anything omg. please read this and let me know if you think i should continue to write this story. it’ll be like two maybe three parts? idk just lmk what you think :)
there is nothing too crazy in this so far (no smut or anything yet. so i guess trigger warning swears?)
bully shikamaru who is so viciously mean to you :(
he makes fun of your glasses and outfit choices. you look homeless.. why are you wearing sweatpants to school? baggy clothes that make you look.. poor?
you’re disgusting in every way, him and his friends are sick of seeing you to the point where even bullying you becomes old.
you’re an absolute nobody.
and that changes come third year of high school.
you never tried with looking good in school because.. what’s the point? it’s a place to come and learn, to prepare for the big world.
but then you think about how you’re sick of being treated the way you do. being talked about behind your back. being beat up for the sole fact of your looks.
so when you decide to shop for new clothes, try new skin care and makeup, a new hairstyle, you see the difference in yourself. the confident oozing from your eyes. your posture straightening out.
you look good.. better than the popular girls that hang around shikamaru and his friends.
first day of school arrives and it’s finally time to make some friends, enjoy high school like every other normal kid teenager.
when you walk in people are staring and whispering.
“is that a new girl?”
“who is that?”
“dude she’s so hot!”
the chattering amongst everyone doesn’t go unnoticed. it’s overwhelming with how much positive attention you’re getting considering how much negative attention you used to get.
and then you walk past shikamaru and the rest of his shitty group of friends.
they all turn around and stare at you. it’s like you’re in a movie and this is your big corny slow motion scene. you walk forward without sparing them a glance. flipping your hair over your shoulder and turning the music in your headphones up.
from the corner of your eye you can see naruto and kiba gawking at you, the popular girls glaring at you, and shikamaru eyeing you with the same bored expression on his face he always has.
you smile to yourself as you walk into class, taking a seat at the back corner and glancing out the window. first day of your third year of high school and so far it’s already been a success.
the home room teacher comes in introduces himself, opting his students to say their name and an interesting fact about themselves. when it’s your turn you stand and place a piece of hair behind your ear. “hi i’m y/n y/l/n.. and uh an interesting fact about myself is i enjoy reading manga.” you bow and sit down. everyone’s eyes still on you as they yet again whisper amongst themselves.
“that’s y/n??”
“she looks so different.”
“what happened to her over summer break?”
lunch period comes around before you know it and you’re debating on leaving school to get lunch or hiding somewhere.
but it’s a new school year right? you should try new things and stop hiding from everyone.
walking out of the school entrance you spot shikamaru and his friends sitting in the parking lot, talking amongst themselves about who knows what.
you only hope they don’t notice you as you scurry by and try to leave.
to your dismay they do see you and sai calls you over. “hey you! get over here.”
fuck. here we go again.
you walk over with your head held high. “is there something that you need?”
“what? you think you’re all high and mighty now because you got ‘prettier?’” the most popular girl in school speaks. ino. you hate this bitch. “you don’t even look that good. all you did was take your glasses off and put on sluttier clothes.”
“are you done yet? lunch period’s only an hour and i gotta get something to eat.” you pass a glance at each of them, who are completely dumbfounded by your change of character.
once no one says anything you make your way out of the parking lot, walking to a near cafe up the road.
(btw this isn’t the end of the first chapter this is only half lol)
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My honest reaction whenever Lawlu, LawBepo or Coralaw cross my board
#my standards for shipping are quite low#same specie#not incestual#not minor x major#however the main ships for Law manage to fall ALL THEM#sid Glorious rant#rant post#don't wanna argue over the “bepo is a mink” thing#at the end of the day he's a childish polar bear 💀#and for lawlu keep my sweet aroace stupid teen angel away from this grown ass emo man !!!!!!
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lowkey want a bestfriend to agree with everything i say by how many people are continously degrading my opinionz 😭😭😭
#NO BECAUSE LIKE M SO CUCMING TIRED#Bro you are just nodding to my rant#And you are just bringing out how lucky i am being “rich and wealthy”#And then my parents are just saying i have grown up and everything so i have to bear with this torture#LIKE LET ME RANT BRO😭😭#I trusted yall... 😕😕😕#Guess i cant have opinions because i am “too grown up”#Been hearing that shit since i was 10 fr💀🚩🚩🚩#Guess i have to go back to studying up till 4 with no sleep the rest of the night then wake up at 7....yayyyy so fun!!#I love the people and my life so much i want to end myself once and for all❤️❤️❤️❤️#abt sakiras day xd
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I just emptied my school bag and here's a list of what there was inside of it (NO WONDER IT WAS SO FUCKING HEAVY😭💀)
A spare change of clothes
My hairbrush
Lip balm
Nivea cream
Band aids
A few notebooks
A few school books
A manga
5 WATER BOTTLES 😭😭💀💀
My phone (duh)
My headphones (just in case)
Alcohol wipes
Rubbing alcohol
Disinfectant
Lots of snacks
A drawing book
A plastic bag full of brand new, untouched pens, pencils, erasers, rulers, coloring pencils, erasable pens, markers, board markers, and all the school stuff like that etc
Unused lipgloss
Pads
A WHOLE-ASS BAG OF TISSUES
Spare socks
Lots of money
Jewelry ??? (💀)
Chocolate wrappers
An unused diary
2 MIRRORS WTH 😭
A perfume spray
AGAIN, 7 FUCKING LIP BALMS 😭😭☠
An unused lunchbox
An unused stainless steel bottle
3 wallets
A piece of paper that was torn apart so badly I couldn't see what it was
Hair pins
Uniform pants
Wet wipes
Vitamin A
Vitamin C
Pills (for colds)
A plastic bag (???)
2 heating pads
A freezing pad
#yourfavepookiebear#pookie talks#pookiebear rants#list#pookie bear#school#bag#school bag#wtf💀#how tf#no wonder it was so fucking heavy#oh wow#i never even knew i had so much shit in my bag#backpack
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im on late s4 of grimm rn & this is crazy
#wolfe.barking#wolfes.grimm posting#RANT VV MUCH IN TAGS NOW UVE BEEN WARNED#OK GUYS ......#ADALIND IS NOT A GOOD CHARACTER 💀#BUT I ALSO IGNORE CANON FOR THIS SHOW SM !!!!! I HATE HETERONORMATIVE STUFF !!!!!!!!#SO IN MY BRAIN ADALIND IS A POOKIE BEAR 🫶 SHES DOING THIS FOR HER KID#WHY R THEY WRITING JULIETTE SO BAD BTW????? HER BECOMING A HEXENBIEST N DOING THIS WAS SO OUTTA LEFT FIELD 💀#RENARD IS STILL CUTE#NICK IS ALSO CUTE#WU & HANK TOO#MONROE N ROSALEE TEEHEE#I LOVE THESE PPL 🫶#I NEED RENARD CARNALLY ..
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this is from my backup :) go give it love and a follow please and thank you
Hi! I was scrolling on my tik tok and saw a couple of videos with oldies playing and I started thinking..what would be some oldies Zoro would play for his s/o? Would there be a song in particular he dedicates his s/o to? I 💓 your work btw!! Glad to see you back! ^_^
˗ˏˋ꒰🎧꒱ zoro x oldies (zoro oldies music headcanon)
˗ˏˋ꒰🎧꒱ a/n:OMG YESSSSS YESSSS!!!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP!!! BITCHESS!!! Gracias amor!! I’m so happy to be back. tell me bear is American without telling me bear is American: SPRING BREAK lemme stop embarrassing myself anyways!!’ Thank you so much for loving my work! I love you!
˗ˏˋ꒰🎧꒱ - so for zoro I definitely think about so many oldies for him so he’s such a physical top and emotional bottom fr y’all can’t tell me otherwise
˗ˏˋ꒰🎧꒱ I definitely think smile now cry later by sunny and the sunliners “i smile for my friends and cry later.” Those lyrics hit him the hardest because he’s not that type of person to show his true emotions to anyone but to his crew mates and his s/o.
˗ˏˋ꒰🎧꒱ somebody loves you by the delfoics is a song he’ll for sure dedicate to you and play for you. Because it’s a good song in eyes
˗ˏˋ꒰🎧꒱ what would your daddy say by the earles inc. is a must to play when he’s sharpening his swords, or humming while taking his naps in the crows nest.
˗ˏˋ꒰🎧꒱ ahora te puedes machar (Spanish version of i only want to be with you by dusty spring) cover by le surfs. he’ll proudly sing this song in the shower. if sanji hears him singing along, by walking in and eagle screeching. pobrecito chopper to have to help sanji recover from zoros ass beating, but it’s worth it in his eyes
˗ˏˋ꒰🎧꒱ im your puppet by james and bobby purify: yes just yes. once he’s in love there’s no one else in his eyes but his s/o. he’s a man of his word. no one else just you
˗ˏˋ꒰🎧꒱ the tears of a clown by smokey robinson and the miracles. zoro has clown energy sometimes don’t even try to defend him. it’s cute for him to be obsessed with oldies tbh
#ositas rants 💀🫶🏽#ositas#⋆˚✿˖° osita’s chisme time#˚ʚ♡ɞ˚reblogs de osita#zoro roronoa x reader#roanoa zoro#pirate hunter zoro#zoro x reader#bears chisme♡︎
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I think Normal Bill is almost just as intelligent and knowledgeable as his canon counterpart, since he had more time to focus on science and such instead of chaos and despair and.. just about every problem in the book.
Can he also still see through trees and The All Seeing Eye on the dollar bill?
Does he have all the powers of Canon Bill?
How does he feel about Ford and Dipper?
What would he think if he saw his parents?
And.. how does he feel about all the.. imagery of him throughout the world? (Remember how Ford had a fucking golden statue of him? And with the cave paintings.. and the dollar bill, the pyramids have a vague eye shape on them (since canonically they were statues of Bill until the top hat and hands fell off) The Eye Of Providence being a sign for God.. yeah it’s REALLY suspicious, I don’t think he really trusts the Pines family at this point, because they are horrible at hiding things, you don’t need to be an all seeing god to know that.
(Sorry for the long rant, I just love this AU)
Don’t apologise for a rant 🫵 I love rants, my brain just can’t comprehend them sometimes 💥
And also aww 🥹 glad you enjoy this AU ❤️
Okay lemme try answering 👏
First yes, absolutely, he’s a smart boi
His energy is just in the nerd stuff now, instead of chaotic insane vibes he has in the canon
Yea and I think he considers it normal lmao
“Wait what do you mean you don’t see through trees Mabel? Like.. I thought everyone did??”
He’s a smart boi, but he is oblivious in some instances
Not sure about all powers, but some for sure
Also this Bill walks everywhere, bc he never saw humans fly and didn’t consider trying (maybe he saw one human attempt it and decided to never try it himself 💀)
I honestly not really sure
Again not my initial idea, but remember one person saying that Bill would have some intrusive thoughts about Pines time to time, not understanding where they come from and probably feeling really guilty about those
But ultimately I think he would consider them a semi family to him
If y’all want a more detailed answer
He’s probably the closest to Mabel, bc she’s a forgiving person and treats Bill as a new person
This version of Bill would be in a girls squad and hang out with them during sleepovers (he’s a gossip girl come on 💅)
Dipper would still be cautious around Bill (as well as Ford), but would get used to him over time forming some sort of brotherly bond
Also Bill would ship Dipper and Pacifica, occasionally playing cupid for them during Dipper crushing on Wendy
He saw an opportunity to tease Dipper (and he said it would be a good enemies to lovers trope)
When people said “Stan would’ve taken that shot” yea, he would kill the child
But perhaps after seeing Mabel being buds with Bill, he just might be a little less defensive
It could both ways really: either Stan would be completely against Bill, but grow to tolerate his presence with occasional (semi)friendly bullying; or Stan would double down and just actively trying to kick Bill out
Either way they would have some sort of rivalry for sure
He would be buds with Soos and Wendy, just chilling with em on the occasion
And the last but not least Ford
He would be the most paranoid and cautious, not because he’s afraid of Bill like Dipper, but because Ford is afraid of “trigger the old Bill inside”
He and Dipper had an agreement to hide all possible information that could potentially remind Bill about his old self (all the Pines agreed to it too to some extent)
Were they successful in it? Who’s to say
Bill obliviousness saved em a bunch of times
And to address the elephant in the room: no, Billford does not exist in this AU
*booing can be heard across the fandom space* NO, YOU’RE NOT GETTING OLD MAN YAOI ON THIS ONE
🍅💥🐻❄️ *tiny bear screaming*
Anyway
I just don’t think it would be fitting in that particular scenario
Don’t get me wrong I like canon Billford (I love the memes and the fact that they are implied to be canon exes is hilarious), but canon Billford
This particular AU just makes the situation incredibly specific 💥
I tried to imagine a scenario where Billford could happen (like i dunno, they gave baby Bill to Oracle and then met his “normal” version)
But with the direction in which this AU went, I think it’s best to leave Ford and Bill with a platonic/parental relationship
To be fair it would be incredibly weird to raise your ex in a baby form 😭💥
But I never actually considered to continue this AU originally, so um 💥💥
I think Ford would just eventually start treating Bill like Mabel: he’s a new person now and to keep that new person undamaged, you need to keep a lot of information hidden (for everyone’s and Bill’s own sake)
This version of Bill and Ford would get along, bc they would both be nerds
(btw Bill’s design is similar to Ford, bc this is how nerds look 🤓💅/silly) (but you can adapt it in a way that Ford just had an influence on Bill, they have a family nerd look™️)
I’m still not sure what kind of time paradox shenanigans the went through to raise Bill tho 💥
This
Honestly I think it would be hilarious if he just thought it was some different guy
“A triangle… with one eye… what if.. naaaah I don’t have a top-hat”
Anyway thank u for the ask ❤️ hope it was fun to read through💥
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HELLO HELLO
Would you by any chance be willing to write some small headcannons for the Sawyers (TCM), Stu Macher, and Billy Loomis?
Specifically, how they would comfort their S/O who has just been dropped by their lifelong best friends. (This same thing happened to me and I need help coping 😔)
ANYWAYS
Remember to take care of yourself!! Get lots of rest, eat, drink water, and relax ❤️
I would love to!! Also fuck them they’re missing out
Comfort! S/o with Shitty Friends x The Sawyer Family + Scream 1 Killers!
Nubbins Sawyer
-“Well y-ya want me to k-kill em y/n?”
-“Nubbins NO!”
-lil disappointed but accepts
-he isn’t great with feelings
-brings you roadkill to make you feel better
-“Y-y/n look! I g-gots you a d-dead bird!”
-lmao
-he’s like a cat with that shit man
-super clingy and cuddles with you if you feel like it
Chop Top Sawyer
-goes on a rant about how they don’t deserve you
-also volunteers to murder them
-tbh not super great at comforting or sympathetic
-“Why are you hurt y/n? You don’t even need em’! You got me!”
Drayton Sawyer
-“Well, I can tell you this much. Those kids are damn fools if they dropped you.”
-he gives you a short hug then shoos you away to do your chores
-smiles, he’s surprisingly sweet about it
-Uncle Dray has a rare soft spot for ya
-makes your favorite dinner that night
-to cheer you up
Bubba Sawyer
-best comforter
-squeals and grunts in reactions when you tell him
-big bear hugs
-will hug you for hours
-he makes some flowers for you in a pretty bow
-he does things with you that your friends normally did, like gaming, painting nails, any activity like that
Nancy Slaughter
-she rolls her eyes at them
-“You’re a perfectly fine kid. Thems’ mommas ain’t raise em right.”
-gives you a grandma hug and you choke on her perfume
Sissy Slaughter
-she thinks it’s stupid
-she tells you they are stupid for giving up a wonderful person like you
-lists all your great qualities
-she cheers you up verbally the best I think
-secretly kills one
-she’d lean up and give you a hug
-and have a hangout that night
Johnny Slaughter
-“Y/n, them kids just stupid bastards.”
-he’d also give you a quick hug
-he would give you some heavy whiskey if you wanted it
-he would also kill then even if you told him not to
-he would talk about how annoying they were to kill 💀
Stu Macher
-also secretly kills them
-talks about how dumb they were anyway and how great you are
-they don’t deserve you anyway and they are going to regret dropping you
-cuddles you
-similar to chop top tbh
Billy Loomis
-he would ask where they live 💀
-kills them in secret as ghost face too
-he would give you lots of kisses
-cuddles, attention
-would make sure you’re just as happy without them
-smirks a bit when the tv announcement comes on that they’ve died under “mysterious circumstances”
#slasher x reader#nubbins sawyer x you#nubbins sawyer x reader#choptop sawyer#sissy sawyer#nubbins sawyer#bubba sawyer#sawyer family#johnny sawyer#johnny sawyer x reader#urlocalnonbinarybastardwritesanswers#chop top sawyer#tcm johnny slaughter#johnny slaughter x reader#nubbins slaughter#slasher billy loomis#bubba slaughter#slasher x you#sissy slaughter#scream 1#stu macher#Billy Loomis#tcm johnny#sissy tcm#TCM#tcm sissy#texas chainsaw massacre headcanons#texas chainsaw x reader#Texas chainsaw massacre game#Texas chainsaw massacre
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✩ ABC’S
sfw alphabet with miles. genre: floof
—‘A’ IS FOR AFFECTION (how affectionate are they?) holy moly is he attached to you. he will literally take your attention away from whatever it is you’re doing and direct it towards him. 10 hugs, 20 kisses a day, sounds about right for him. he annoys you with it sometimes but he’s a cutie, so he gets a pass.
“mamiii, focus on meee”
—‘B’ IS FOR BESTFRIEND (what are they like as a bestie?) he’s a pretty energetic person so expect to do some dumb shit with him. a jokester but also will listen to you rant and vent about your life and will do all he can to distract you from it.
—‘C’ IS FOR CUDDLES (how do they like to cuddle?) hes big on cuddling. quality time in general is important to him. if you don’t like that he doesn’t fw you. in some situations he would be the big spoon, others he would be little. doesnt matter. in fact he doesn’t even really know what those terms mean. he’s also a fan of skin to skin contact to expect his hands to be somewhere on your upper body.
—‘D’ IS FOR DOMESTIC (settling down? how will they be helping out around?) would want to marry you as soon as his parents give him the okay. he’s down tremendous for you. he isnt the cleanest person (did you see his room 💀). he kinda just throws things wherever they are supposed to be. not the best at cooking, either. the only thing he can perfect are probably waffles or pop-tarts.
—‘E’ IS FOR ENDING (how would breakups work out?) lots and lots of tears. it doesn’t matter if you broke up with him or he broke up with you, he would be crying. he didn’t think he would be able to lose someone like you.
—‘F’ IS FOR FIANCÉE (how do they feel about commitment?) he wants to get married as soon as possible. he always rambled on about getting married and the places he would take you, the things you would see. you would have to tell him to slow down before thinking about all of that, but he wouldn’t listen (playfully).
—‘G’ IS FOR GENTLE (how gentle are they?) oh, he’s really gentle. he’s into the slow kind of love. he can be rough if you want him to, though. just not really how he likes things to go. he’s got a sweet tooth for you and you have one for him. only comes naturally. a few kisses traveling from your forehead, down to your cheek, stopping at your collarbone is all he needs.
—‘H’ IS FOR HUGS (do they like hugs?) he loves hugs. love love loves them. he can’t go an hour without some type of physical contact from you. he gives the best hugs too, he gets it from his dad. he likes it when you compliment the way he hugs you, you call him your little build-a-bear.
“aww mami, i love when you call me that. it makes me feel special!”
—‘I’ IS FOR I LOVE YOU (how long does it take them to say the ‘l word?’) pretty fast. unlike his other counterpart, he is pretty head over heels for you. he would probably say it on the second or third date you two had, of while in the talking stage. he probably doesnt even really know what a talking stage is because it’s his first relationship.
—‘J’ IS FOR JEALOUSY (how do they get jealous?) he’s not easily jealous. he would let you have guy friends but they can’t get too close. this man can get predatorial pretty fast. he would brush it off, dismissing it entirely.
—‘K’ IS FOR KISSES (whats their kissing schedule?) hes all for kissing. i mean all. everytime he sees you expect a kiss. the spot changes everytime so he’s unpredictable. but each spot has been kissed at least once. his favorite place is your lips because he likes how they feel. when you kiss him, he shuts down. but if he had to choose, he likes when you kiss him on his forehead or nose. makes him feel comforted.
—‘L’ IS FOR LITTLE ONES (how are they around kids?) kids like him, and he likes kids. more or less he tolerates kids. with him being spiderman, many see him as a rolemodel. i mesn, he does have his own cereal. and christmas song.
—‘M’ IS FOR MORNINGS (how will your mornings go?) scrap the morning routine, it does not exist anymore. he will tangle you in bed with his limbs and hold you there until he’s ready to wake up with you.
—‘N’ IS FOR NIGHTS (how will your nights go?) they're pretty much the same as the mornings. he just wants to drag you to bed and cuddle all night until the sun rises. something he always looks forward to.
"please come back to bed, i can’t live off of me dreamin’ of you."
—‘O’ IS FOR OPEN (when will they tell you about themself?) he would want to get as comfortable with you as possible. if you ask him a personal question, he might be hesitant to answer it but will come around sooner or later. he would let certain details about himself slip by without knowing what he just said.
—‘P’ IS FOR PATIENCE (how patient are they with you?) he's pretty laid back with you. he isn't one to get upset easily. but if he does get upset it might be over little things.
—‘Q’ IS FOR QUIZZES (how much do they remember about you?) he tries to remember everything about you. emphasis on try. sometimes he might forget and with acknowledging on how forgetful he is, he will write important details about you in his sketchbook.
—‘R’ IS FOR REMEMBER (what is his favorite moment in your relationship?) his favorite moment? everything he's done. but if he had to choose it would be showing you his sketchbook that had a section dedicated to drawings of you, or that time you complimented his nose.
—‘S’ IS FOR SECURITY (how protective are they of you?) he's really protective. but he can't always express it. when he has his spiderman suit on, and say he's saving you from being robbed or hit on by someone else, best believe he will step in with that deep voice to protect you.
"thanks, but do i know you from somewhere? your voice sounds familiar." "whattt nooo! i've never seen you before in my life!"
—‘T’ IS FOR TRY (how much effort do they put into dates? special occasions?) depends on the day. if it's pretty busy with crime, then he would take you bowling or something along those lines. if we're talking a normal date, a normal date for him is doing graffiti in the subway and running from the po po.
—‘U’ IS FOR UGLY (what's a bad habit of theirs?) he can be sassy, as sassy as you. he does this when he's irked or annoyed. he has the most eligant eye roll for some reason too?
—‘V’ IS FOR VANITY (how insecure are they?) can be pretty insecure sometimes, but you don't mind assuring him he looks good. sometimes, he thinks deeply about how he got with someone like you. if he could live up to your expectations. but him being himself is all you ask for.
—‘W’ IS FOR WHOLE (would they feel incomplete without you?) yes.
—‘X’ IS FOR XTRA (a random headcannon about them?) he probably has tagged you somewhere throughout brooklyn where only he would know. consider it his safe space.
—‘Y’ IS FOR YUCK (what are some things they dislike?) he wouldn't like someone who lies often (💀), makes the whole time he spent with you seem like a waste of time.
—‘Z’ IS FOR ZZZ (some of their sleeping habits?) he's a pretty messy sleeper, on top of that—he's a heavy sleeper. he can sleep through almost anything. so, here's what is expected. you fall asleep envoloped in his arms as he lays in your chest and falls asleep to your heartbeat, then you wake up to the feeling of sheets everywhere, pillows gone, and him spread out on your bed.
© mayeluvsu 42 version
#miles morales#miles morales x reader#across the spiderverse#miles morales blurbs#earth 1610 miles morales x reader#1610 miles x reader#earth 1610 miles morales#miles morales 1610#earth 1610#sfw alphabet#miles morales headcannons
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im seeing my friend tonight. (Wish me luck. He’s a July cancer 💀)
#he’s that’s family friend we have#bears rants 💀#i’m an unhinged osita okay lemme be 🧘🏽♀️#ositas rants 💀🫶🏽
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Headcanons If they were on tiktok/social media PART.1
Adam
- posts family vlogs
- or atleast mini videos about his family
- maybe also posts vids about fun things that happened between him and eve.
- I see him as the type to have like 0 haters, anyone who hates on him will get dragged and bashed 💀
- one of the best out of everyone here
- his kids would also have their own accounts, or even a shared account. posting abt the pranks on each other they pulled, or celebrations, and over all just fine.
Adamas
- bro I know he'd be the type to post rant videos, tagging Poseidon and sometimes all his brothers cus he wanna bitch abt stuff.
- but yeah most of it would be towards poseidon
- bro his face whenever poseidon just replies to his videos with the most no-fucks-given comment is so funny
- he'd also be the type to reply to all offensive (or what he thinks is offensive but actually isn't) comments in the comments section
- believe me, bro would stare straight at the camera with so much hate, but in a funny way, before screaming
- last thing the video ends with is his scream that's cut out halfway.
- his content? Reaction videos.
- maybe also pranking videos, like
"pranking my baby brother"
- Poseidon is the baby brother he refers to btw🙂
- the pranks always fail and he just uses the excuse that it wasn't finished yet.
- not too bad ig
Aphrodite
- she probably posts those eerily addicting videos of herself on vacations or out shopping
- incredibly chill
- her pretty privilege has both genders on the ground for her to step on
- probably also reacts to comments too. Just imagine bro.
"please step on me", or, "mommy 🛐🛐"
- she doesn't really mind it, she likes the attention
- whenever there's a hater, she calls them out so politely but also destroying the person's ego with the most humble but ego breaking comment
- but she only rathers to post pictures of herself and all, instead of videos.
Apollo
- Bro has so many fans
- he'd post tease videos of his body to just rile people up and have them begging for more
- zesty af
- most men in his comments section would literally be like "don't let me get behind bro"
- yk what he responds with?
"come behind me"
- also posts about his shopping trips, and maybe parts of his body that has jewelry, like his legs for example.
- he'd Deffo make thirst traps I just know it.
- I also feel like he'd post sexy photos of himself, but act oblivious about it.
- like just imagine scrolling and then seeing some hot looking baddie of a guy in a mouthwatering outfit, with his bear ass out. And all he'd say is-
"does the color suit me?"
- always incredibly teasing when his fans ask him to oil up
⚠️Slight nsfw⚠️
-so yeah he oils up. ON only fans
- he would be famous online for his looks
- and if looks are what we speak of here, he would definitely have an only fans account
- he wouldn't go as far as being a 🌽 star though, he thinks it isn't very like him.
- but he will please his fans, and people pay lots just to get him to do more. But sometimes leaves them hanging with a strip tease or smth. Only the worthy are allowed to lay their eyes on his perfect body.
Ares
- leave the poor man alone
- many people tag him in thirst traps (MOSTLY APOLLO'S THIRST TRAPS)
- he just stares wide eyed in the camera, mouth agape in horror when APOLLO'S literally thrusting into his phone
- pukes afterwards
- apollo makes things worse by tagging him in his own posts, just to mess with him
- I feel like he'd post vids of ranting about people that are mistreating animals
Beelzebub
- he only got into social media cus of his friends
- he's not always online, but he has a big fan base consisting of girls cus he's a hot emo boy
- posts vids of his life, like maybe rants, or photos of his food here and there
- he doesn't always show his face, but he never dissapoints when he does.
-maybe posts lip sync vids too, the songs would be basic teenage depressed shi ykyk
- he wouldn't get hate though, cus like I said, his face was too gorgeous and cute to get mad at.
Buddha
- posts vids of his snacks
- kinda like apollo when it comes to teasing and riling people up with his body. But he doesn't go as far as only fans, or thirst traps
- I think maybe he'd just lift his shirt a little, show his abs a few times, or his muscles. And then looking at the camera with a teasful look and calling the watcher out
"you staring at these things? Ya like that~?"
(I nearly cried writing that)
- it sounds cringe, but many people are into it. I mean, c'mon, it's Buddha.
- also likes to post vids of him trying out the food from different fast food places, and just making people drool at his food, and face.
- probs also likes to do collabs with zerofuko, like going to the arcade and all. Incredibly cute bonding.
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Well, what does being back feel like?
I've been into SCP back in 2017 when it was thriving, now it has been 7 years since then and I am aware that communities change, not always for the better. I feel nostalgic looking at what was and wish that it would come back even though it's impossible. I am sure many feel the same, looking at the blogs which have been inactive for 2-6 years.
What happened to SCP fandom feels disheartening to me. The site has always been a creative playground with a setting that let people run rampant with ideas, but nowadays this unfortunately has turned into a case of using this freedom for grounds of power gaming. Rather than appreciate the variety of things an SCP could be which was never limited to object, human or animal, many have decided to create as powerful of a Apollyon as they could to pit it into the fight against 001, 073 or 076.
We had SO many creative things in here. We had toasters that made you think you're a toaster, rings which toughened you up for cost of feeling sleepy and fatigued, indestructible lizards, building bears, encyclopedias that gave you diseases, actual viruses, doors to other dimensions, devices that couldn't be explained by engineers, phenomenon and places that were engraved in our minds... why waste such potential? ://
For those who don't know, I am a roleplayer since 2019. It's my hobby which started back on amino, though nowadays I roleplay on discord server. And allow me to tell you that a lot of "SCP" servers have become 1% SCP and 99% multifandom 💀. I don't have anything against multifandom RPs, neither do I have a thing against crossovers, however when an SCP themed server has more multifandom stuff than it does SCP stuff, then my brother that's not an SCP server no more.
I overall dislike that people take SCP's freedom and use it against it. The old fandom feels scarce nowadays. I am genuinely glad that I've experienced this fandom at the time I did, I am also grateful for the people who still come back to it and to youtubers like volgun who don't cease to love it and introduce it to new generations, carrying its legacy. And I'm glad whenever I see people who create genuinely creative SCP OCs.
I guess this rant can be summed up to me disliking SCP "God OCs" and being salty that roblox SCP games are more SCP themed than discord SCP servers lmao
Eitherway I do know there are old school enjoyers out here and I see and appreciate you. I do hope I can make or maybe join an actual SCP discord server in the future because I genuinely crave roleplaying as 035 and roleplaying is like water for me. I drink it, breathe it, love it /J
For now rant is over. Feel free to share your thoughts too and see you guys around <3
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“Attempting to be Friends with Vergil Sparda„
Honestly he’d never outright call you his friend💀 ! Gn Demon Reader
Origins | DMC3
Let’s be FR he wouldn’t care abt your gender or lack there of he still sees you as lesser than
You’d have to be a Devil or half Devil to even linger around him
Im seeing you just come from Hell to be friends with him🦀
Naturally like any of the devils in DMC3 u were originally gonna attack Vergil bc NPC does what NPC is supposed to do
But you have common sense a pretty mf with a sword is bad news so let’s be friends dear beautiful one
Bear with me right—all ur demon gang gets slaughtered by this mf and you’re just standing there watching fascinated absolutely entranced by this mf
Seeing as you’re the last obstacle he points that big ass katana at you
“Sorry I just can’t fight someone so beautiful man.”
Gives you the MEANEST side eye
Still tries to HARM you and succeeds—but like you regenerate 💀
Mf would let out the BIGGEST sigh and just walk away🪦
You follow ofc bc who wouldn’t (a mf who wants to live 💀)
Bonding
Me when might controls everything 🫦
Despite being a demon yourself you def would try to convince him to NOT open the portal
Bc lets be FR them other devils ain’t shit for nothin‼️
He constantly looks annoyed and has a mean case of resting bitch face
He’s very stand-offish and depending on how long/well you know each other he’ll listen to what you’re sayin
Especially if ur a person that likes to go on rants
DMC3 he’d be more open to a mf who has no attachments as seen during the scene where he stabbed Arkham
New to friendship and sees everything as a transaction
You give me this and I give you that typa thing
Would take FOREVER to tell you abt his childhood and by the time he does u pretty much already know bc of Dante
Would get along better if ur also half demon rather than full demon as he has a complex where he continuously tries to rid himself of his humanity
Bros on a MISSION so u gotta be able to keep up
Obviously being demon/half demon you got some power but if you’re weak he’s gonna drop you I’m sorry 💀(no I’m not)
Daily
Doesn’t celebrate his birthday
Just in general regardless of his childhood I just don’t think he’d like to
So no surprise parties please🫶
Now don’t get me wrong he IS smart but like also a dumbass💀
Constantly makes you think bc he’ll say smth so stupid but make it sound so smart
A very dramatic mf
Always makes dramatic entrances no matter where he goes
Walks into McDonalds with his blue coat flowing, snowlike hair, glistening eyes, arched eyebrows, and a judgmental look
Baby let ur hair down🫦
Bro is effortlessly breathtaking and if u ask for tips or question what he does for his routine he looks you up and down, scoffs, and leaves💀
I NEED MORE POWER
Spars with you bc luckily you can regenerate
Infinite punching bag
Love a reader with no shame(me acting like I didn’t write this)
Idk why but I feel like he can play the piano as just like a pastime thing
When trapped in Hell u just roam around y’know bc you’ve lived there for as long as you can remember 😭
Vergil is in a constant search for more power and ur just chillin watching him
Like those mfs who still calmly sip on their drinks when there is a bar fight
“Woohoo! Go Vergil you’re doin’ great!”
“Shut up!”
He loves you, I promise.
Talks shit abt Dante, lovingly ofc
After the events of DMC5 if he were to come back with Dante(ambiguous ending)
Y’all would prob live together
And they were roommates 😨
FR tho it’s like weird especially with Nero being recognized as his son
“Nero is my son?”
“You have a son?”
“I didn’t know..”
“How did you not know?”
Becomes more vocal during the friendship during/after the events of DMC5
He doesn’t see the need for an abundance of clothes so if ur into fashion your ideas fill 98% of his wardrobe
Honestly I think he can cook
More of a baker methinks
He probably wouldn’t like sweets but he’ll certainly make them himself
No I’m not going to make a berries delight joke.
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Inazuma School AU Headcanons!
Featuring: Itto and Ayato (separately)
Summary: What are Inazuman characters like in school...as your lover!
Genre: fluff, crack
Warnings: implied fem!reader, inconsistent captalization, probably ooc because I haven't played in so long 😭, bad music taste
A/N: HELP this is my first time actually writing (finishing) a fanfic!!! If you happen to be reading this for whatever reason, just know that I take requests! I write for genshin and bsd right now. no smut!!! only fluff!!!
Arataki Itto
where do i even start 😭
all the teachers HATE him because he never shuts up 💀
we all know that he is just naturally a menace (he's actually sweet i swear)
Itto is definitely playing a sport because he's so competitive. he's SUPER tall, so I'd say he's great at basketball. idk let your imagination run wild 😍
he'd blow a kiss to you every time he scores. its embarrassing, but you love him so it's okay.
i have two words: touchy-feely
he LOVES having an arm over your shoulder.
gives you questionable pet names
"hi my little sugar munchkin pookie bear 😘"
...ANYWAYS, he would definitely beetle fight you and gets salty after you obliterate him
"IMPOSSIBLE" *table flip*
okay enough silly i need to focus
he would listen to chill rock music. he'll give you an earbud and just chill with you, especially after his basketball practice or games
he would be failing all of his classes if it wasn't for you forcing him to study. he also needs decent grades to stay on the sports team so
"so, if you just subtract x here- are you even listening?????"
"huh?" *smack* "OW"
0/10 worst student
if you hang out with the Arataki Gang, even better! when you all eat lunch together, it can be chill
OR it can be pure chaos
"GIVE ME BACK MY POTATO CHIPS"
"NUH-UH"
y'all would definitely make fun of people. i can just imagine Itto ranting about how "Kujou KFC Sara" was being a bastard
"that stupid chicken thinks she's stronger than me!" (she is)
ok so far i've portrayed him as a menace but deep down he's a kind lil' muffin
he always makes sure you're not upset with his jokes, he would even offer you some of his lunch if you look sad!
he would go to energetic atmospheres for dates. to be honest, any atmosphere is energetic the moment he walks in.
ok but he would absolutely LOVE going to theme parks with you. he'd go on roller coasters with you and scream through the whole thing
if you don't like roller coasters, that's okay! he's still drag you around to do literally everything else in the theme park.
overall 7/10 chaotic but loveable
Kamisato Ayato
(i have no idea what song suits him 😭)
he's like the rich and talented kid
he shows up to school in this really fancy car with a chauffeur and shit
straight A student, gifted, yk the whole package
Let's assume that he is the President of student government or council or whatever because... its Ayato what do you expect
teachers absolutely ADORE him
he'd definitely tutor you if you needed it but don't expect him to be a ray of sunshine
he loves you, but that only makes him even more insufferable 🥰
but like actually, he'd be so sweet. he's the kind of guy to bask in the little things.
i bet his love language is quality time. just being around you makes him melt internally
expect quiet dates. studying, libraries, cafes, etc. he LOVES THEM
he probably isn't big on PDA but still loves holding your hand. when you're alone, he loves having an arm around you. he just finds so much comfort in you <33
He also shows his love through nonstop teasing. It's a blessing and a curse.
"oh, aren't you cute today~"
right after you tripped and spilled coffee (or whatever else) all over yourself 😐
at least he gets you out of trouble 🤷♀️
he would also buy you expensive stuff. he's rich, remember?
like randomly he'll just walk up to you with designer jewelry or something
"...how much did this cost?"
"don't worry about it 😇"
and don't even try turning it down. he will find a way.
aside from all that, he definitely eats lunch in the library with you and/or Thoma and Ayaka
he'll force you to try his terrible food combinations 😭
"c'mon, just one bite. please?"
"...are you trying to poison me?"
he's not much of a sport person. with his upbringing, he might play an instrument. pianist Ayato anyone?? 😍
you'd just find him in the music room playing Chopin (I think he'd love Nocturne in E flat, its SO ROMANTIC. go listen to it, trust me)
compliment his music skills, it'll put him in a good mood for the day.
I give him an 8.5/10. A gentlemanly smartass.
thanks for reading!! feedback is welcome!
have a good day :D
#genshin x reader#genshin x you#itto x reader#ayato x reader#kamisato ayato#arataki itto#itto#genshin ayato#fluff#genshin fluff#genshin x y/n#genshin x female reader#genshin x fem!reader#idk what tags to put
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sorry im just gonna rant about how much ash and goh care for each other bc its worth making a post for 🥺🥺🥺🥺
ENTER SUICUNE EPISODE!!!!!! (literally a fav)
"you gotta protect suicune now!"
goh totally knows that but OH MY GOOSSSSH he just cannot bear leaving ash im telling you my boy hesitates for like 5 seconds before agreeing (reluctantly) 🥰
HELLO ATTENTION PPL PROTECTIVE BOYFRIEND PROTECTIVE BOYFRIEND AAAA
sobble hanging on for dear life
"Just stay safe Ash...PLeAsE"
ok im sorry the music in the background in the dub made this 10x more dramatic than it had to be but AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 🥺 goh crushing hard like his usual self (stop he cares toomuchh) never fails to make me ignore how horrific the dub can be sometimes (COUGH THE SLOWPOKERAPEPSIODE-)
Okay so one thing thsts sweet is bc of the whole aura bond between lucario and ash, when lucario looks angry at the hunters which ofc he rightfully should be, it shows how ash is kind of feeling the same
and i was wondering if he was also thinking about goh whilefeeling this way and-
"Oh man, i hope Goh's okay"
stop WHENEVER ASH ACTS LIKE THIS I LITERALLY CA N N OT
i am telling you rn this is too cute the way they care for each other is beyond me at the moment hold on for a sec
STOPPP MY HEARTT 🥺😭
me when i hear 'pikachu use quick attack'
SAMEEEE GOH WHEHEHHEHEHEH here he comes
"GOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
then he hs to top it off with "....are you alright?" 🥰
bro ash literally BOLTS TO HIM SCREAMING HIS NAME FOR LIKE 4SECONDSSS, go and look i counted and now im also sobbing
the duo of all time put your hands together 🥺✨💅🏼
YESS GOH PROTECTIVE BOYFRIEND GOALLSSS 😭😭😭
OOO heres some extra BLUSHY BLUSHYYY 🥰❤
ok stop this episode was packed full of satogou for everyone to notice how have i only done this now
(oh ive been away for so long...thats why 💀)
#pokemon anime#ash ketchum#goh pokemon#satogou#pokemon goh#firstfriendshipping#anipoke#i miss them#pokemon journeys#ash x goh#i love them!!
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