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wombywoo · 28 days ago
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I love hearing how Vincent has always been such a good guy, protecting humanity even when they didn't know about it. 🥺
Can we know more about how desperately addicted to Quinn he is? I assume they only met due to the taskforce; did Vincent know then? Did he fall in love slowly or get one sniff of the guy's blood and decide to lay down his life right then? XD I neeeed to know!
Vincent *is* such a good guy and that's probably why he's so good for Quinn. For the most part...
On the other side of that--his devotion reaches extreme levels, especially when faced with extreme circumstances. When they first met, Vincent didn't have much of a reaction to him, tbh. There was the initial scent thing, which most vampires have, where certain people just smell...better. And sure, he got some of that with Quinn, but it was more of a gradual thing. Like, the more he got to know him, the more that curiosity got the better of him. Little acts of intimacy became near overwhelming for him, to the point where he didn't trust himself not to lash out and take it too far, so he kept things a bit...distant. When they do eventually get together, it's like Vincent is constantly battling this inner urge--to just. well. grab Quinn and hold him and keep him safe and also. y'know... [redacted]
Lots of vampires experience heightened senses of passion, so for Vincent, his love is an expression of everything he feels for Quinn, which is. A lot. He's never had this bond with someone before, and it's new and scary how deeply he lets himself fall in love with him. But a lot of this is internal; stuff he keeps to himself, almost as a sort of penance. He feels guilty about the depth of his feelings. He feels guilty about a lot of things tbh...
And Quinn doesn't really comprehend the scope of it, either because he never gets full access to Vincent's tortured inner conflict, or because he honestly doesn't think he's worth it :/
Suffice it to say, they're both a bit insane about each other 😩
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adobe-outdesign · 2 months ago
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the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution
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like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza
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redrook · 11 months ago
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old German lady gave me acupuncture today
she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"
my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.
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inbabylontheywept · 4 months ago
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i did wrestling in middle school. on one hand, i was actually quite good at it, which was nice. being good at any sport was a new achievement for me. on the other hand, i was bi, and i was trying very hard not to notice that i was bi, and getting folded into knots by very kind, very muscular dorks made that task somewhat difficult.
adding fire to the problem was that my parents and my grandparents wanted to watch my matches, because they were very proud that their Gangly Nerd Son was actually Sporting, and they wanted to cheer me on. which would've been sweet and all, but if there are four people you do not want there during a key part of your Burgeoning Sexual Awakening, it is your mom and your dad and your grandma and your grandpa.
right? i mean, imagine some guy's got your head in his armpit, and you're going you know, old sweat smells bad, but fresh sweat has a sort of and then you make eye contact with your grandpa in the stands and you remember you're swearing spandex so if you pop a boner people aren't just going to be able to see the outline, they're going to be able to count the veins, and the only way you will be able to restore your family's honor after that would be by moving to siberia and renouncing joy, forever. that, or lift your entire body up by your kneck then twist 180 degrees without paralyzing yourself.
it’s a lot of pressure, is what i’m saying.
still it did motivate me to win my matches really fast. because i was so tall and skinny, i was stupidly good at the double leg takedown, and then once someone was knocked down, i'd just do the half nelson and kind of flip em over for the pin. then the ref would count to three and i’d win. EZPZ.
i had one match where that went great. won in the first ten seconds, sat back down, and prepared myself for a good hour or two of doing fuck all. didn't even feel bad the parents/grandparents were gonna be bored. the matches went up from me in 5 pound increments (i was in the 115 lbs division) and it was going great until we got to the 145 lbs division. the other school's wrestler stepped onto the mat, and she turned out to be a girl so our guy flipped, because for straight guys, wrestling a girl is not a pleasant experience.
i'm not entirely unsympathetic. my experience wrestling dudes was definitely a little traumatic. but also, i dealt. guy could've dealt too. instead, he refused to wrestle, and the coach went - fine. not even worth fighting over.
so he went to the 140 pounder, and that guy said, nosir, my mom said mormons can't wrestle girls. next guy down, 135 pounder, now he knew he could pull the same card and thus did. 130 pounder, 125, both tapped out. he got to the 120 guy, and that guy was catholic, but he said he was considering being mormon, and thus would have to pass. as a precaution.
coach blew up a little at that. he said "is there anyone - anyone - on this entire goddamn team that is willing to wrestle a girl?" and then he pointed at me and said "YOU. MAT. GO."
and i'll be real, if i'd been paying more attention, i'd have pulled the mormon card too, but i'd just been putting all that audio into a buffer file because i was reading, so i was halfway across the mat before i even processed what had been said and by then it was too late to turn back.
still i had a plan. and my plan - my beautiful, perfect plan - was to do what i'd always done. tackle, flip, pin, win. sit down. read. bore my family to death. move on.
i got the first part right. she was bigger than me, but she wasn't taller. just an incredibly stout woman. god built me like a snake with glasses, just as he built her like a combat cube. the problem was the half nelson. soon as she was down, i tried hooking my arm under hers from behind and for both genders, the defense for this move is just clamping your arms really fucking tight against your sides. if you're a guy, that's whatever, but if you're a girl - especially if you're god's chosen combat cube - that pins your opponents hand right against your boob.
so, i got the hook in, she clamped, my whole arm pressed against something soft, my coach was yelling THE HALF NELSON. BABYLON! JUST FINISH IT! FINISH THE HALF NELSON! and i was just trying to press hard enough to finish, when then my brain went
...oh.
and i flipped out. of course i flipped out. i like girls, and touching a boob is an elemental experience, and i was not ready. i was not prepared. i had not committed the sacred rites. i recoiled like i'd just brushed my arm against the surface of the sun, stood up, and backed away. nobody in the room knew why i'd given up. all they saw was me, right about to win, suddenly flailing around and scrambling. so everyone started screaming at me to just get the half nelson again, and i couldn't really yell back there's a fuckin' boob in the way and it was very distressing, and the only way i could think of to make them stop was just doing it over again the right way.
so i did.
i hunkered down and prepared myself for Wrasslin' Attempt #2: The Sequel.
i knocked her down again, EZPZ. i went for the half nelson again, but she knew what i was about to do so she super clamped, and i knew she was gonna super clamp, so i wound my arm back like a pop-eye cartoon punch before swinging my arm through the gap between her bicep and her side, but the amount of time i spent winding back super signalled what i was about to to do, which gave her time to clamp even harder, which somehow redirected the entire force of the popeye punch to the bottom of her bra.
it spat out a single boob the same way an action hero might spit out one single tooth after getting a solid crack across the jaw. as if to say:
*ptooie.* "that all you got?"
i did not actually see this. my experience was that first there was an arm, then there was a bit of boob, but i was braced, i was ready, forward at all costs, tatakae motherfuckers, and then the boob went away, and i didn't know where it went but my team, and the audience, and everyone who was in front of me, they all gasped like i just kicked them in the stomach. except for my coach. he was behind me, and thus one of the four people in the room who did not see the boob. now my mom, my dad, my grandma, and my grandpa, they all got flashed but nooooooo, coach thunderbutt was behind me, and he didn't see shit so he was still yelling NOOOOOO BABYLON WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST FINISH THE NELSON! GO FOR THE KILL! BABYLON! BABYLON!
but i did not go for the kill. i stood up and she stuffed her boob back real fast, and we just kind of circled each other awkwardly until time ran out and i won on points. that's not technically allowed, but the ref had some mercy on me.
my coach did not.
i barely had time to sit down before he strode over to the bench to chew me out.
"babylon," he said, in that very calm way people get when they're too pissed to yell. "why didn't you pin?"
and i didn't know how to say well coach, i tried, but there was a boob, and it kept getting in the way, and my mom was watching, and so was my dad, and so was his dad, and his mom, and god (like bible god) and that's a can of worms because i'm pretty sure he was already mad at me, and i'm wearing spandex, and i think i might have to move to siberia, so instead i said
"i uh. i forgot how to do the half nelson."
which is actually impossible. forgetting how to do the half nelson is like forgetting how to swallow your spit.
and he looked at me, like i was the dumbest person in the entire world, and i looked through him like i'd just survived my 250th day in a trench at verdun, and he said: fine.
fine.
but we're all going to practice it for an hour tomorrow because you forgot.
and then he left.
and my buddies had the gall to be salty about it. i got so many comments saying "dude, why didn't you just tell him the truth?" and i said "you can if you care so damn much. you could've wrestled the girl too. maybe someone else should do the hard thing today."
but they didn't. so the next day, we did an hour of half nelson drills, and i spent a decent amount of time getting thrown around the mat, and it was pleasant in exactly the way that i hated and the year after that, to the surprise of everyone but myself, i quit wrestling and joined the trivia team.
and if you want more reasons to love my mom, my grandpa joked after the match that i might have to talk to my bishop about it, and my mom told him he would be allowed to make jokes after he stood in front of a crowd of 110 people in spandex underpants while wrestling a woman that was not his wife.
he paused for almost five seconds after that. then he said: aw. hell. sorry babylon.
and i'd have preferred my apology from god, but getting it from him was pretty good too.
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prokopetz · 29 days ago
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Lore-unfriendly companion who forcibly exits the menu screen to complain that they're bored if you spend more than five seconds reading an item description.
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I know it's not people's faults for not knowing, but I still get extremely annoyed at people saying stuff like "why are ghosts always represented by sheets? I guess people used to just be scared of sheets."
They aren't ghosts because they're covered in a sheet, they're covered in a sheet because back in the day, they wrapped dead bodies in sheets when they buried them. The ghosts are wrapped in burial shrouds because that's what they were buried in.
People weren't scared of sheets, they were scared of the corpse UNDER the sheet.
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tomwambsgays · 30 days ago
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unadulterated loathing
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thebusytypewriter · 13 days ago
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Hey Glitch you didn't need to get that personal--
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fluff-e-boy · 7 months ago
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Graphic design is my passion
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morganbritton132 · 3 months ago
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The funniest aspect of a child crime fighter is that sometimes they’re going to run into something that makes no sense because they don’t have the life experience. Because they’re nine.
Like Robin runs into a guy who works for The Penguin and the guy just throws his hands up like, “Don’t hit! I’m not an enforcer. I’m an accountant.”
Robin:
Robin, squaring up: I don’t know what that is.
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danidoesathing · 2 months ago
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physically sick over the fact that. In the game’s canon Viktor is doing whatever he can to get rid of his emotions and humanity. and it’s what him and Jayce clash over most. its the center of their entire conflict
but in arcane it’s torn away from him against his will because of Jayce. Because Jayce didn’t care what Viktor became as long as he got his partner back. Hello. Can anyone hear me
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wombywoo · 28 days ago
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Back again once more with questions about your guys. I don't know if you've had a similar question before, but what do Quinn and Vincent sound like? As in, their voices? I always find it difficult to picture characters in certain scenarios if I don't know the way their voices work lmao but maybe that's just me
PS: loved your most recent artwork btw 🙏 guys in gear make me sleep peacefully at night
I feel like I may have touched on it before, but I'll go more in-depth for their voices:
Vincent's voice is smooth and fairly deep. Not like..suuper deep, but it has a nice bold depth to it. He talks evenly most of the time, but it can develop a sharper, more feral edge when he's angry/scared/seductive etc. His accent is fairly refined, proper speech and grammar, showcasing his affluent upbringing; kind of that classic haughty British accent that makes people (quinn) swoon, y'know. He uses old-fashioned phrases in his speech sometimes, which can make him sound a bit uppity lol. There is a sort of glamor to his voice, like listening to vintage radio shows or old movie stars. In a professional setting, his voice exudes authority and conviction, and it's clear he can back that up. But when he's being casual, his voice becomes looser and more playful. There's also a faint lilt to it sometimes (if he's drunk usually) that corresponds to his mother's Jamaican accent. Quinn finds this hopelessly endearing 🥺
In contrast, Quinn's voice is not as..ah..refined. From his throat injury and smoking habit, it's become very raspy and dry, making him sound older than he actually is. He often has to clear his throat to make it sound stronger, but even then, there's a husky gravel to it that makes raising his voice difficult. So he does a lot of muttering and low grumbles, etc. And he can lose his voice mid-sentence sometimes, which he finds ridiculously embarrassing -_- It's not very deep, but it sounds masculine enough. His accent is definitely northern, though he can try to make it neutral in certain settings (he's stopped bothering tbh). If you haven't heard a Yorkshire or Sheffield accent, there's a distinction in the way certain vowels are pronounced; especially with the 'ay' and 'oh' sounds which come out more..rounded idk. His accent gets stronger when he's back home and around family as well. For the most part, he just sounds like a grumbly grumpy bastard 😤
I hope this makes sense!! I hear their voices so clearly in my head but it's actually way harder to describe than I thought :'D
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atissi · 11 months ago
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i don't really like when people say dungeon meshi is accidentally good autistic representation, because while i understand not wanting to make conclusions without explicit confirmation from the author, there's always the weird assumption that non-western authors somehow don't know about things like neurodivergency/queerness/etc. (on top of the assumptions that east asian authors are somehow more naive or oblivious to "western" social issues).
given that dungeon meshi started being published in 2014, it's not really a "work belonging to its times"—it's as contemporary as any other media we discuss on this site, which means it should be fair to assume it engages with contemporary topics (and at the very least, you shouldn't say that the representation is accidental with so much confidence)
but anyways, the chapter "perfect communication" in ryoko kui's "terrarium in a drawer" is some of the most straightforward autistic representation I've seen, and from now on I'm going to assume that laios's character writing is absolutely intentional in that regard:
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redrook · 11 months ago
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can't have shit in Baltimore
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science-lings · 5 months ago
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