#bear arms

[precariouswizardry]

my first act as a member of @the-undead-wizard-council is to give skeletons the right to bear arms

[ectoplasmicsoda]

Bear arms in an outdoor baff together??? Yes pls

[krillmayn]

I just like really want to be less human. Like humans are cool and all but I want bionic limbs or like bear arms or something cool like that.

[brokeandfamouseu]

wild-life // 2023 

[annermations]

“Oh... Sorry, bro"

[lunchsnake]

Behold commissioned art of my Shadowrun character! She’s a mage whose specialty is manipulation magic, and especially enjoys transforming herself. She’s also a carrier for the ghoul virus, but that’s not important

[julianefaria]

Okay but like, I’ve seen people talking about the wave patterns and like… the object in this foto is actually quite small.

It’s a bear arm confirmed

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[shotmrmiller]

being at a restaurant because of a blind date set up from a friend but the thing is you don't remember his name, or what he looks like- did she even tell you what he looks like?

you quietly sit there, fingers tapping a restless rhythm on the polished mahogany tabletop, your wine glass stained red with tonight's indulgence, stands as empty as your stomach. just when you're about to wave a hand to your waiter, a massive brute of a man crashes into the chair across from you with so much force that you can hear the wood groan under his bulk.

he settles into it, unhurried, as if he wasn't 20 minutes late, his worn leather jacket creaking as he does before leaning forward and resting his forearms on the table, and the silver wear rattles with the impact.

then he looks at you with an unsettling intensity, irises so dark they blend into the pupils and asks if you've been waiting long.

you've a mind to leave him there but you're hungry- starved, really- and he's going to cover the check so you might as well stay and get your free dinner. "doesn't matter now, does it?"

you shoot a quick text to your friend, telling her that he- simon- is here and slip your phone back in your bag, not reading the messages she sends back until the morning after, when your head pounds in rhythm with your sex.

who's simon?

[beararmsbracelets]

Big thanks to Thomas for supporting small businesses and empowering his Second Amendment rights by joining the Bear'Army in purchasing 2 BearArms Bullet Bracelets! 🇺🇸 Your support means the world to me, and im thrilled to have you among the ranks of the Bear'Army! 💥🔫 #beararmsbracelets #beararms #bulletbracelet #2ndamendment #secondamendment #fyp #guntok #2ndamendmentrights #molonlabe #donttreadonme #righttobeararms

[lighthousedann]

America, I May Be Correct .... You Best Check This Out

All the gun violence may have been caused by a simple spelling error.

[wu-does-art]

coming out as a "Will snores obnoxiously loud" and "Nico breaths so quietly you can barely tell hes alive" truther

[ofs-razgriz]

As a literalist, my interpretation of the second amendment is that all citizens have the right to bear arms, as in the appendage. I'll also note that it doesn't specify only two, meaning I'm 100% constitutionally justified in stealing people's arms for myself.

[starry-bi-sky]

danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

[dinoserious]

few yrs old sketches i went n spruced up, was thinking of them. tynamo line variant based around the possible influence of haikouichthys on tynamos design, with the other two evolutions based around other fossil fish (eelektrik -> sacabambaspis, eelektross -> dunkleosteus), with tynamo staying the same

[eye4muscle]

Shower time

[daftpatience]

you don't gotta stay that way