#bear anon mail

[masterthespianduchovny]

Is it just me or is Sydcarmy giving Richonne season 5 rn? That season was the one where Jessie, the random white love interest, was introduced but it was also the season with some of the most important scenes for setting up Richonne. Maybe I'm delulu but the under the table scene and the panic attack scene where Carmy's memory pivots from Claire to Syd seemed kinda consequential to me. Like why were they setting up these two women in opposition to each other throughout the season? Maybe it'll turn into a Don/Peggy from Mad Men situation where they're like platonic soulmates, idk. All I know is that the actors have stellar and oddly intense chemistry, I don't understand why they're so opposed to this ship.

Actors can be weird about things and sometimes oversell it when trying maintain secrecy.

But, yes, this is my problem as well. Either the actors are being directed this way or it’s being allowed and the showrunners aren’t nipping it in the bud. Which is a bad look on their end if nothing is to come from this.

What’s even worse is all the juxtaposition between Syd and Claire and for what??? There’s other ways to represent work than her. They also have oddly intimate moments, such as the scenes you mentioned. These don’t feel platonic or professional. It feels like a lot of complications emotional that one is unaware of and the other is in denial about.

I’d love for this to be Richonne S5, but I already got pie in my face for Ted Lasso S3, so I’m taking a break from speculation. 💔

[buggybambi]

Imagining Richie x reader where they’re on a date one night and it’s cold, so Richie lets reader borrow that leather jacket of his… and naturally she keeps it, because it smells like him and it’s so oversized on her that it feels like a hug…

She shows up at The Bear one day to see him at work, and she’s wearing his jacket. Of course it’s a staple for Richie so everyone recognizes it, and tease her until Richie yells at them all for making his girl embarrassed 😩

-🐻

let me just say, seeing this after i just got done writing a small draft for an upcoming angst richie fic where reader keeps his jacket after their breakup, nearly made me cry.

but anyway! awe, it'd be so cute! richie is 100% the type of guy who loves seeing you wear his clothes. his tee shirts that smell like you when he wears them next, his hoodies, and his signature leather jacket. i imagine he's very protective of that jacket (in my mind it was a gift from mikey, i know thats never really been confirmed anywhere but consider it one of my headcanons) and when you get to wear it?? it's like a trophy or something lmao.

but yes, you come into the bear with a letter for richie that seemed pretty important. you've gotten good at knowing when the bear is busiest and when it's usually calmer, so richie can sneak away. you walk in, and immediately fak (who already knows you're dating richie) notices the jacket. "is- is that richie's jacket?!"

"um, yeah.." you give him a puzzled look before you shake your head. "is he in the back? i wanted to drop this off and-"

it's not long before fak is calling for someone else to come see this. pretty soon, carmen is even standing in the doorway from the dining area to the kitchen, his arms crossed as he smirks. "he gave you his jacket?"

richie walks in, clapping his hands. "aye! fuckers! don't you all have work to be doing!?" he walks over, cupping your face in his hands. "hi. i love you." he gives you numerous pecks before you manage to hand him the letter. "i'm gonna go before that starts back up again." you give him another kiss before you're slipping out the door, and when richie turns back around, the bear staff knows they're in trouble.

"which one of you started it?"

[turbautistic]

VERY FAST SEMI TRUCK

—Mysterious Bear

OUR TOP STORY: TRAGIC MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT /ij

[buwheal]

Nuh huh 😎 —🧶

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[domoriu]

we want whatever u put out bff i will read ANYTHANG u give me

good to know bff 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[ennabear]

are you a honey bear? because you’re sweeter than honey -💕

OMGGG HOW DID U KNOW 🤭

[angeltism]

angeltism x anon ship name is anontism??? aquanon ????? anonqua ??? i think you should marry all of us

KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGG THIS MADE ME SMILE ACTUALLY EJDIDJSU . aquanon is a silly name I think /pos . also ooh idk about marriage,,, one of y'all is gonna have to propose for that ehe 🤭

random but I'm curious how many there are of uu ( anons who want me ) . there should be a way to distinguish uu guys from normal anons bc I assume nawt Everybun who's sent me an anon ask lately wants to date moi , that'd be kinda absurd of moi to assume , but I also don't wanna force y'all into using sign-offs or somethin if y'all don't wanna . . :0 but ANYWAYS JFJSJFJF aquanon . could be real some day . who knows ! ^_^

[kimtaegis]

AHHH WINTER BEAR AND SCENERY FINALLY ON SPOTIFY IM SO HAPPY

yeeeeees 🥰🥰🥰

[masterthespianduchovny]

no one fucking gaslit you but yourself. I a! so goddamned sick of the tedbecca shippers appropriating the actual experiences of actual abuse survivors to whine about not getting the ship that was very clearly never going to happen, and acting like having yet another bland straight white couple is somehow groundbreaking television.

y'all write whole goddamn essays about how you're so oppressed by *shit that did not fucking happen*. it's fucking tedious. your sydcarmy ship isn't happening either and I hope you die mad about it too

all y'all are doing is exposing yourselves for thinking that a woman only exists as a whole for your fave fictional white men to fuck and I'm tired of the endless tantrums in the tags about it

sorry you're incapable of media literacy and didn't immediately get the incredibly obvious joke in the finale but that's a personal problem. congratulations you played yourself. next time don't brainwash yourself with gifsets instead of watching what the show actually does. goddamned immature brats

Ooh, chile, you shouldn’t have told me that you’re sick of us spamming the tag because I’m going to make sure to write even more here and spam it all fucking day, baby. Thanks for that. ☺️

Now on to your bullshit post:

1. No one’s appropriating anything. You seem like the person who believes that only army veterans can have PTSD. Newsflash: that’s false just like your understand how who can be effected by gaslighting is false—it’s broader than you believe.

2. I’m a fucking black woman, let’s not get into politics over shipping because you will lose regardless of race. The show is predominantly WHITE and to ship either of the leads with the black men on the show, which has canonically happened for a pairing, is problematic as fuck.

3. Whoever said they were fucking oppressed, you need to talk to them NOT me. However, I can criticize what I deem as POOR writing. That’s not oppression, that’s a grievance that writers can learn from in the future.

5. I have a fucking degree in CINEMA AND MEDIA STUDIES. The lowest grade I ever received on film and TV analysis was a B and that was because I was trying less than usual. I’ve been apart of film/tv and have been on the crew of independent movies—even got an IMDb credit for it. I was briefly an English major before switching to cinema and I’m currently writing a book, this is all to say:

I very likely watch tv (and film) more intently than you do and ever have. I break down character, plot, dynamics, tropes, themes, etc subconsciously and can recall small details and plot points that most people cannot.

I’m in the process of being a guest for a movie podcast, launching my own movie and tv podcast in a few months, and writing an article on the function of filler episodes in tv, both past and present.

So while my criticism is focused on a ship, it’s due to my intimate knowledge of tv, my education, and career path. The goal is to end up as a writer of movies and tv. Like, I’m true to this, not new to this.

I don’t give a fuck what you think is tedious. Bad writing is bad writing. It’s why Ted Lasso was shut out at the TCAs and will likely have very few or NO Emmy’s because the last season was terrible. The final episode doesn’t make any since even when you don’t account for Tedbecca. If you bothered reading that tedious writing, you’d know that. Don’t worry, I’ll write a post and flood the tag again.

The bantr reveal fake out does not make any sense if they never intended to AT LEAST explore ted and Rebecca’s feelings. That’s taking up important space in the narrative. We literally didn’t need it. Setting ted and rebecca up as soulmates regardless of it it was romantic OR platonic with NO pay off is BAD writing. Harping on their connection only for them to spend most of the season apart and very little screen time with ted being inattentive to rebecca in the last episode is BAD WRITING.

I’m sorry that you don’t know what bad writing looks like, but media literacy is being able to discern narrative consistency and how writing qualify influences that.

Part of the criticism of Tedbecca is that if it weren’t going happen, why were all of those unnecessary details there?

The other problem is that is was gaslighting because of how the writers, producers, and Jason interacted with fans. They led fans on, and Brendan was an asshole about the w tire thing during his AMA.

Like why in the fuck is Jason saying, “what if you had a crush on your boss” and invoking Nora Ephron? I don’t want to hear any bullshit about subversion when 1. The writing wasn’t good enough in the third season to subvert shit 2. Outside of shipper complaints, the show has fallen off hard in SM discourse. Went out with a whimper!

5. So wanting Rebecca AND Ted together means we think a woman only exists for our fave fictional white man? Mighty presumptuous of you to assume that Ted is my fave white man—that’s Mike Lawson and Fox Mulder. Even then, many who ship tedbecca are rebecca/Hannah stans and are actually pissed that her storyline didn’t involve therapy and focus on her professional life more. Hell, she didn’t even get adequate apologies from Higgins or one from Nate. The romance is only one of many ways the show has failed her and it has been discussed at length on Twitter. Please keep showing how you’re all assumption and don’t read or maybe you just lack comprehension skills. You’re the one exposing yourself here and lack the self reflection to understand that.

I suppose that’s hard when you have one brain cell. Don’t work it too hard!

We’re immature, but you’re sending anon hate mail to me because you’re upset. LOLOLOLOL!!! People have the right to complain if they want for long they want, get over it. The real immaturity is being unable to deal with the fact that people feel differently than you, not understand why (may be due to the one brain cell), and attacking us over it.

6. There’s no reason for me to be upset if SydCarmy doesn’t happen. While I do believe a foundation is being laid, The Bear can actually maintain high quality writing. So whatever they choose to do, even if it’s not marking my ship canon, I have confidence in the direction they choose to go.

7. Your head is so far up your ass that you think people didn’t get their pedestrian joke. Lol. You’re defending writing that, for TWO SEASONS, painted Jane as an abuser and that Beard needed to get out of their toxic relationship only for them to get a happily ever after that glosses over said abuse. Keep in mind that Jane fucking SHREDDED his passport.

Come get your clown make up kit, you’ve earned it, dear.

Because I want you to explain and justify THAT to me.

Let’s also breakdown Ted’s narrative arc, which doesn’t make a lick of sense and was changed in the third season.

Or how Jamie and Roy fighting over keeley was nonsensical.

And that Michelle’s ex was sabotaged narratively in the last ep and I don’t even like that dude.

Or how keeley and rebecca wanting to create and run a woman’s football league is random as fuck and has never been discussed, teased, alluded to, or anything else.

You think this is the first time a ship hasn’t happened for me? Hell, I’ve had one half of my ship did and they were CANON at one point. As a matter of fact, it was TWO ships only one canon and, for the latter, there was rampant RACISM going on behind the scenes.

Because I don’t know who else, if anyone else, you’re sending these anon messages to, but I’m very well versed when it comes to fiction and I don’t fuck around. I stand ten toes down in everything I say because it’s backed up with facts and careful thought.

So if you want to get into, we can get into it, but I guarantee you, you’ll be exposed as a fraud of who doesn’t know shit about fuck.

We can do this or not, the choice is yours.

[buggybambi]

hi mae <3

i'd love your take on pussy whipped carmen pretty please :)

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oh gosh how do you know he lives in my mind rent free, minors please dni this is an 18+ post!:)

okay, i’m just gonna say: it doesnt take much to get carm pussy whipped. within ten minutes he’s blabbering about how good you feel, settling his face into the crook of your neck and pressing sloppy kisses in a trail. he takes his time thrusting into you, enjoying every feeling, every sensation.

every part of him is totally consumed by you, his mind is just you. you can hear him just moaning and saying your name like a prayer. his arms pulling you closer, as he finds new angles to thrust at. your moans are like a melody to him, hands grasping at his curls.

when you clench around him as he slides himself in and out of you? he swears its like a taste of heaven.

and when he eats you out?? he focuses. his mind may be fuzzy - just you and the sight of your adorable, glistening cunt up there - but he is so focused at the task in front of him.

he just babbles the whole time he’s fucking you though either way. nothing but telling you how good you feel, how sexy you are, begging you to pull at his curls again (he would get so turned on by that im sorry)

[turbautistic]

more like..TURDBO!!!! HAAAAAHAAAWWWHAAAWWWHaAAWWW HAAAWW

—Mysterious Bear

IM GONNA ATTACK YOU

[bbina]

Hiii, my first time talking(?) to you, I just wanted to let you know that your posts have been everywhere in my Tumblr these days, I have read some things and today I finally entered to your blog!

When I was reading the ' Before follow ' I panicked 'cause I don't write and I didn't have anything in my blog,

so I searched for one of the best thing that I've ever read and reblogged just so I could stay here. 😶‍🌫️

I love the works I've read so far!

English is not my first language so if I make any mistake please correct me.

Can I be 🐻 anon please?

HAII HELLOOOOO welcome to bbinaverse 🐻 anon!!!!! omg bbina famous era omfgggg JHSDJKHASJKDA and dont worry about the byf!! it only applies to literal blank blogs like no pfps no nothing !

thank you so much for reading and your english is fine!!! thank you so much!!

[lovelybunchof-roses]

one bag of sugar free gummy bears is left for L

L knows better than to take free candy left by strangers. Especially if it feels like it was left by one of those grey anons. However... It could be funny to give to someone else. He picks them up and puts them in a desk drawer for later use.

[daenerys-targaryen]

"martinis have vermouth and are enjoyed with friends. i don't like vermouth and these aren't my friends"

‼️BARK‼️BARK‼️BARK‼️

“I’m the bigger bear”

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

If you would be doing a van helsing buddie au (🥺🥺😘), you gotta keep maddie alive. There is no universe where buck could live without maddie

oh absolutely, we can't have buck without maddie!

[kimtaegis]

Oh no they got your account too? 😭😭

yep 😭 which is absolutely ridiculous, I mostly use twitter by liking stuff and I barely tweet compared to others? this is so random lol