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misc finds. All found at thrifts in the Boise, ID area over the last several weeks.
I'm endeared by the concept of a toy fire truck coming with a smoke detector. No constructive commentary on anything else here except for I almost bought the Bean Drawer just to free the frog.
#admin bt's finds#fire alarm#beans#bean drawer#bean game#crt#old tech#clock#balls#holiday sweater#shitbox#thrifting#food
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Summer is the time when Rory stretches out and reminds me that he is, in fact, kind of a lorge kitty
Cat pics before I head off to bed. Good night!
#in winter he curls up so so small to keep his beans warm#but then also I have conversations with other cat owners#and they talk about getting their obese cat on a diet & exercise regime#and the cat in question is the same weight as Rory at his absolute skinniest#so many people have met him and immediately asked if he's a Bengal#and I can only be like idk??? he came from the shelter!#but he is the size and temperament and color of a Bengal#tho he has classic marble swirls rather than leopard spots#which is apparently less desirable when breeding Bengals#anyway#he is my large leggy beautiful boy#the only man in my life has four legs and no balls#lol#cats#cat pics#my posts#my pics#please ignore my extremely broken dresser#the drawers do not go in farther than that. the power one is in fact sitting on the floor until I can fix its rails
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I JUST BOUGHT YOUR TLP KEYCHAIN AND CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO ARRIVE
IM PUT HIM ON MY WALLET AND LET HIM CRITIQUE MY SHOPPING CHOICES
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE HIMMMM
ok so fun fact but you actually got the last tlp keychain I had! Im so glad you got him and he is being appropriately critical of your choices :D
#bean babbles#answered asks#anonymous asks#thanks for buying the last one!#he was so lonely sitting in my desk drawer
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Existing has too many steps and parts. If i need to go to the store i need to be kind of clean. Minimum clean is baby wipes(ideally with hot water) and change of clothes. Change of clothes means underwear, binder, pants, shirt. And then i have to leave and actually get there and get things and pay and come back.
And if i haven't eaten or drank anything(which I first need to get from the store at some point!!!) it's twice as hard to do these things(and if i need to go to the store to get the things to eat or drink then guess what! I don't have them!!)
I could have them delivered but that costs money. And then it costs even more money to give them a tip because delivering groceries for me doesn't pay them anything and i'm the one who needed convenience for mental/physical health reasons.
And and and there's just so much involved. And yeah i could go to the store smelly and in my pajamas and with no binder on but then i'd feel like crap the whole way and my back would feel like it's going to collapse like a jenga tower.
I am just very tired and very in pain e en though i took painkillers and also thirsty and starting to get hungry again. And i could put this off and only drink water and tea until they hopefully send my replacement ebt card in the mail or until i'm forced to go out on Saturday for work but like. I really shouldn't put it off more.
On the other hand i could. I do still have food and access to water. And i could see if ordering and picking up some groceries is an option so i don't have to walk around as much.
I'm just. So tired haha.
#danie yells at themself#i have pork and beans in my drawer. . .i could make that. . . .#maybe have a cup of tea with it. it's been a while since i had tea.#maybe it'll give me the energy to take a quick shower and that'll make me feel decent enough to walk up the street for a few things#ughughugh j hate being like this
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oh shit uhhhh 中秋节快乐 everyone. take some yuebing -> 🥮 🥮 🥮
#just remembered i still have some left in my desk drawer and today is zqj in the usa#mine are red bean but yours can be any i’m not a traditionalist#c.txt
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usually at work all of the coffee bagging is split between two ppl, i do all the retail and the other guy does all the wholesale. but he's going home for a month on july 14th, which means for that month i will be the only one doing all the bagging
so like on one hand i feel "sweet more money/shifts, maybe i can actually afford that new phone soon" but on the other hand........yeah, it does mean that im gonna have a lot more responsibility on my shoulders alone huh
#im going in to his shift today so he can show me what i need to do for wholesale#which like. i mostly already know all of the actual bagging n boxing to be shipped#but i gotta learn how to read the orders online so i know what to ship#also wholesale has more of the specialty blends which means having to learn which beans to mix#rather than taking the barrels of already prepared beans and just bagging/grinding those#also getting preemptively sad that i'll inevitably be working more the last half of july#which means i cant dedicate as much time to artfight after the 14th 😔#i mean...unless he works a wholesale shift like RIGHT before he leaves#which means i'd probs only be called in to work 2 or 3 days on the last week of july#regardless im gonna be exhausted come august 😩#at least i can organize the warehouse exactly how i want it to be while he's gone#and not worry about messing up any system he works with#which i doubt he does considering i can never finds the things i need bc theyre just set down randomly#we have a stack of drawers for a reason!!!! why can i never find the pens or sharpies!!!!
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rhythm heaven lore is so fucking stupid, i love it-
#puppy rambles#rhythm hell#rhythm items are inferior to reading material but also i love the fuckin' dumb lore that comes from them sfdkjljfsfkd-#i'm fond of fork lifter's rhythm item especially#''As Fork struggled with the beans Spoon sat unused in a drawer reflecting on how much better suited it was to the job at hand.#If it had tear ducts it would have cried.''#there's so much happening here in the span of two sentences-#double date's is also good#''The coach thought his team lacked discipline. The truth was that the 'accidental' lost balls were due to jealousy of the young couple#and their better use of a beautiful day.''#90% of the rhythm item descriptions aren't even really lore at all they're just miscellaneous dumb crap#but they're great 10/10 i love it#ds has the best lore though let's be real here. i mean ds' comics are great i think i've never actually read them#i love ds' comics but all my knowledge just comes from people talking about them n also the wiki sfkdljdfsklfsd-
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I know I'm probably barking into the wind here, but I'll give it a go. I'm looking for an explanation of Clarissa Dickson Wright's many names, of which she had something like a dozen. I've consulted all the online articles I can find plus two books of hers I own, and I can't find it, but some passage exists somewhere in all she wrote in which she explains the origin of each and every of her names, because I remember once reading it, and not at all long ago.
If you have the passage, or know where to find it, that would be immensely helpful.
#Clarissa Dickson Wright#Two Fat Ladies#Jennifer Paterson#spilling the beans#rifling through my drawers
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i am going to have to eat nothing but baked beans, rice and pasta for like 2 weeks
#just organised my cupboards around bc there was a bunch of shit i couldnt reach and not enough ROOM#most of its shit my mum bought when she was here#but theres like. 9 cans of baked beans#and also kidney beans and black beans#as well as DEHYDRATED black beans#and like 3 packets of flour#and two bags of oats#one of which had gone hard#top shelves in the cupboard are BANNED#oh i also have a bazillion plastic containers. so those are on the top shelves now#as well as in THREE OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN DRAWERS#WHY DOES MY MUM BUY SO MUCH SHIT#lauratexts2024
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forgor to bring a lunch to work the day after my doctor pleaded for me to have a snack every few hours so I don’t collapse </3
#I’m sitting here drinking water like🧍♂️#I got some chocolate covered espresso beans stashed in a drawer below the register n that’s just my lunch now babes#quiet emily
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We keep the ham and the cheese in the same drawer in the fridge, and that's all we keep in that drawer. Bean knows the difference between that drawer opening versus any other drawer.
She also knows the sound of the shredded cheese opening, which we keep in the main part of the fridge because it's in a ziploc-like bag.
Expert, indeed.
I would trust his advice
#dogs#doggos#cheese#bean gets a little bit of ham every morning sean works#and she gets cheese if we open the drawer or the bag#them's the rules
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How many days can a person subsist on Pico and Ritz crackers?
So far 8.
#i should... add some kind of bean to this#but that comes dangerously close to 'living off rice and beans#when in fact i am just chopping tomatoes and onions and jalapeños in a bowl and eating them with a spoon#fun fact if you pour veggie stock in a jar of Spaghetti sauce you get 2 days worth of tomato soup#also i found enough cornmeal in a little baggie in my baking drawer to make me a bowl this morning#for variety in my diet
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Princess Party Pt 2 | Lando Norris x Best Friend! Reader
Summary: After a drunken night with his best friend, Lando ran away from the consequences. Over the next eight months, he's reminded that he made a huge mistakes.
Warnings: Swearing. Angst. Baby fever. Pregnancy. Lando redemption.
Blonde female reader with various faceclaims. Pics found on Pinterest.
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georgerussel63 let’s hope that bean doesn’t expect homemade treats in the future
→ YourUserName this is exactly why i’m crying so thanks for the reminder!
→ georgerussell63 oh no, i was joking. i'm so sorry! don’t cry! i’m on my way with ice cream
→ YourUserName i’m over ice cream now. i'll take hot dogs?
→ georgerussell63 don’t tell charles. he just released an ice cream line for you
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charles_leclerc don’t cry, y/n/n. bean has a life supply of free ice cream. she won’t even like cookies
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YourUserName not long now. (i believe george called this nesting)
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lilymhe counting down the days until i become a godmother
→ francisca.cgomes lily we’ve talked about this. i know the number for a good therapist, help with your delusions
→ alex_albon ladies, ladies, please. we’ve already had this fight. you both lose
→ georgerussell63 you all lose because i’m the only contender for godmother
→ YourUserName none of you are godmother unless you show up to meet bean in a red sparkly dress and a wand
→ georgerussell63 stop watching shrek 2
→ YourUserName never!!!
oscarpiastri the room is really coming together. those drawers look amazing
→ YourUserName i ask you to help me build one piece of furniture and i never hear the end of it
danielricciardo 2 months to go! not that i’m counting. or excited. in any way shape or form
flonorris1 such a beautiful room. bean has such an amazing mum
charles_leclerc baby incoming!
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alex_albon bean's just training to be an F1 driver
→ YourUserName isn't the term usually footballer
→ alex_albon oh, please. that kid won’t be a footballer if uncle george and i have anything to do with it. we’ll make her the first female wdc
→ YourUserName my poor baby. what untalented uncles she has
→ alex_albon oi!
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georgerussell63 carmen says bean was kicking so much because she’s excited to meet her aunty
→ YourUserName and carmen would be right
→ georgerussell63 i told carmen it was because bean heard my voice and loves me so much already
→ YourUserName and you would be wrong
→ georgerussell63 pregnancy has made you mean
→ YourUserName nah, the hormones just make you less tolerable
→ georgerussell63 after all i’ve done :(
→ YourUserName <3
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YourUserName welcome to the world baby bean l/n-norris tagged: landonorris
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landonorris my two beautiful girls. no words will ever express the amount of love and gratitude i have for you but i will spend the rest of my life trying to show you
→ danielricciardo simp
carlossainz55 congratulations. you make beautiful parents
alex_albon little bean is the most beautiful girl ever. i don’t think i’ve stopped crying since you named me godfather
→ lilymhe he really hasn’t. but tbf, i haven’t stopped crying since you named me godmother
→ yoursister i still think she should revoke alex's godfather title. traitor
→ alex_albon i apologised!!
→ georgerussell63 it means nothing!!!
charles_leclerc baby bean is here! i am so excited. we can have little playdates
→ alexandrasaintmleux charles, i don’t think bean will be able to play with leo for a good while
→ YourUserName no but i can! bring him over!!
danielricciardo who’s crying? not me. let me know when you feel ready for visitors as i may have bought a ‘few’ things
georgerussell63 beautiful girls. thank you so much for letting me be part of this journey, and for naming me godfather
→ YourUserName it’s a thank you for driving me to the hospital and holding my hair back whilst i puked. i don’t know what i would’ve done without you and carmen
carmenmmundt it was such an honour to be part of this beautiful journey with you.
→ YourUserName thank you for being there for me. bean and i cannot wait for our first brunch date with aunty carmen
maxverstappen1 i am very happy for the both of you. she’s beautiful
oscarpiastri the most beautiful baby. i hope she’s enjoying that dresser
→ YourUserName let it go, pookie x
francisca.cgomes i haven’t taken my godmother hoodie off since you gifted it to me
→ pierregasly can confirm. i'm sick of looking at shrek’s face anytime i walk behind her
mclaren our beautiful papaya baby. we can already promise that she will be the most spoiled girl in the paddock. we’re already setting up a racing nursery 🧡
→ mercedesamgf1 except she will be spending time in our garage
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landonorris to my beautiful daughter and her astounding mother. i am in awe of the pair of you. for the past nine months, i have been the biggest idiot on the planet. and yet both of you welcomed me back into your lives without a second thought. y/n, i have loved you since we were 12 and you kissed me because i grazed my knee falling off my bike. instead of telling you that, i dragged you around the world with me whilst i raced, falling more in love with you each day. your generosity and kindness never fail to wow me. to those who don't know, i was a complete idiot. i ran away from my responsibilities and yet, she didn’t hesitate in giving me a second chance. not just as a father but as a partner. she brought our beautiful bean into the world, and i will forever cherish the pair of you. you are my whole world, and if i ever upset either of you, george has full permission to run me over with his car. to y/n and bean, i love you both forever. you are my everything.
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alex_albon i’m so happy for you, mate. you owe me for all the grey hairs you gave me
→ landonorris i’m grateful for your friendship, mate. i owe you for so much more than just that haha
→ YourUserName @ alex_albon you’re still in trouble
→ lilymhe yes he is
carlossainz55 felicidades, compañero 🥳❤️
danielricciardo well done, brother. y/n did an amazing job. i’m glad you took responsibility
fernandoalo_official what a beautiful family. make sure you cherish it
georgerussell63 y/n made such a beautiful bean
→ landonorris hey, part of my dna is there too (but, yes, yes she did)
→ georgerussell63 unfortunately
oscarpiastri the caption is why you kept asking me for synonyms? but seriously, i’m so glad to have been part of this journey for both of you
pierregasly 🥳🥳🥂
mclaren papaya baby! we cannot wait to see baby bean in the paddock. she’ll be the most important part of race week
arthur_leclerc i cannot believe someone willingly had a baby with you, especially someone as beautiful as y/n
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user1 anyone else notice that none of the wags commented on this post despite y/n being in it?
→ user2 you can guarantee they all commented on hers though because they’ve all been gushing about buying baby stuff
→ user3 they really said y/n may have forgiven him but we certainly don’t
user4 y/n stronger than me because if my baby daddy walked away from me and my child for the entire pregnancy just to decide he wanted to be a father once it was born, i’d cut his dick off
user5 guys, not only did we finally get lando and y/n together. we got mom and dad y/n and lando together
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landonorris happy 1st birthday to my prettiest princess. you’re my favourite mini muppet in the world but if you don’t stop growing then you and daddy are going to have some words. (also, daddy best be the only prince charming in your life)
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YourUserName whoa whoa whoa, i thought you were my prince charming
→ landonorris sorry babe but you know you lost me the minute i looked into her eyes
→ YourUserName and here i go crying again
danielricciardo mate, do you really think calling yourself daddy in an insta post is a good idea?
→ landonorris @ YourUserName pay up, i told you he’d make it weird
→ YourUserName damn it, daniel. you just cost me a back massage
georgerussell63 and best godfather of the year award goes to me for the princess castle
→ alex_albon liar! best godfather of the year ‘twas me. she danced with me the most and wanted me to have the second slice of cake
oscarpiastri can’t believe princess bean locked me in the dungeon
→ landonorris she wasn’t impressed that you overtook me last weekend
→ oscarpiastri sucks to suck, i guess
francisca.cgomes i still can’t believe my baby brunch buddy is 1!! when did that happen?
→ landonorris @ YourUserName has enjoyed playing with the brunch kitchen kit more than bean has
→ YourUserName why would you expose me this way? i pushed a kid out for you
alex_albon happy birthday baby bean! can’t believe it’s been a whole year of spoiling you
→ User6 does this mean alex has been forgiven?
→ YourSister no.
→ alex_albon don’t lie to the internet. you gave me a hug earlier
→ lilymhe it was only so she could spit in your drink, honey
charles_leclerc happy birthday, bean! she is the most adorable little girl. i think i will need to wear my fairy wings on the weekend to help me go faster
→ pierregasly i’ve already told alpine that they need to add my tiara to the helmet
User7 okay but can we all appreciate the fact that this little girl had the majority of the Grid at her party, all dressed in some way as princesses
→ User8 @ YourUserName c’mon, we all know you’re a girls’ girl, release the photos of the princess grid
→ YourUserName shh, i have to wait until they're racing so you've all got 2 hours to save them before they make me take them down
maxverstappen1 P had the best day with bean, and said that y/n is her new bestest friend
→ YourUserName aww my heart. please bring P around for playdates forever though, she’s the best kid
→ kellypiquet she was so exhausted she fell asleep in her princess dress
→ YourUserName so did lando
→ landonorris hey!
→ YourUserName you started it
User9 i think we’re all asking the same thing; when are you having the next one?
→ landonorris @ YourUserName so..? 👀
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Tips for properly storing seasonal produce
Summer is an exciting time for fruit lovers in the Philippines. Many local fruits are in season between April and June, and it’s common to see large amounts of mangoes, melons, jackfruits, and Java plums in the market during this period. People who incorporate a lot of vegetables into their diet also have something to look forward to during this time. While it’s possible to grow vegetables…
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#beans#cool storage#corn#counter storage#crisper drawer#cucumbers#cutting produce#dark storage#extended shelf life#fresh produce#fruit season#greens#healthier eating#inverter refrigerator#jackfruits#Java plums#local fruits#low temperature storage#mangoes#melons#open fruits storage#peppers#planning purchases#refrigeration#refrigerator humidity#refrigerator temperature#ripe fruits#room temperature storage#salad components#snacks
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House Calls.
Professor!Terrence x Aaliyah
Summary: Aaliyah has an elusive charm that can be alluring to some and frustrating to others. Professor Terry is compelled to have her. On one fateful evening at his college buddies bachelor party, he runs into Aaliyah. An interaction he hadn’t imagined would ever happen.
Warnings: SMUT, 18+ CONTENT, based off of Players Club, Nasty Talk, Professor!Student.
Part Two
The calming effects of the incense burning within his Acadian–style home in Baton Raq. Lauryn Hill playing from a vinyl record was enough to ease his mind after grading over thirty midterm papers. Terry shut his laptop and released a soft sigh. He reached up with his long fingers, taking off his glasses. The burning at the corners of his blue-grey eyes caused him to rub. He was exhausted and in need of a long vacation somewhere tropical after this semester ended.
He pushed away from his elegant, black oak wood desk to stand, stretching his long legs and flexing his quads. Terry wore a boxy–fit graphic T-shirt with a photo of Nina Simone printed on the front and thigh–hugging drawstring, black shorts. His feet covered in long, black Adidas socks led him towards the door to his home office. He would have stepped on the tail of his British Brown Shorthair cat if he hadn’t spotted him creeping between his legs as he walked.
“Orion, watch out…”
The cat slowly moved away, staring up at Terry with its golden eyes.
His stomach grumbled. Terry remembered that he’d had leftover red beans and rice. He walked into his spacious kitchen, opening a cabinet to grab a soup bowl and then he strolled over to his silverware drawer, grabbing a large spoon. Ex–Factor faded in the background while he scooped the last of the food into his bowl. He paused, snapping his fingers in remembrance of the honey butter cornbread he’d made to eat with it.
After warming his food, Terry didn’t bother sitting in his dining room. He leaned over the counter and tucked into his food, appreciative sounds between bites mixed with his spoon scraping the side of the bowl the only noise. His tongue slipped out to catch a few crumbs from his lips after scarfing down the last of his cornbread. Terry shook his head and rubbed his belly as he cleared his mess.
“Damn good,” He muttered while walking towards his sink.
He accepted the burn of his muscles from his morning workout while crouching down to grab some surface disinfectant from beneath his sink. That let him know he went hard in the gym. His tongue smoothed over his teeth to get rid of food while he used a Bounty paper towel to clean. His eyes flicked to the window in his kitchen when he’d heard loud voices passing by his home.
The Apple Watch on his wrist with a stainless steel band alerted Terry to a phone call. He headed back to his office and reached over his desk to grab it from the charger.
“Wassam Bitch!”
Terry released a boisterous, deep laugh. All his teeth showing.
“Cousin! You good?” Terry replied.
“Chillin’ fam. Just left Unc house…”
“He straight?”
“You know how he do. Was in the garden wit’ his woman picking tomatoes and shit. I had to break it to ‘em that he ain’t invited tonight. HE CAN’T COME!”
“Mike, don’t do Unc like that…he wanna be there to support his son.”
“No old heads, TJ. We discussed this. I don’t want him getting a heart attack seeing all that buku ass clapping.”
Terry snickered with his phone to his ear as he made his way into his living room. He wanted to break in his new furniture.
“Layla snoopin’ ‘round the house. She heard about the strippers…”
“Thought you said she was cool about it?”
“She is. But ya know…”
Terry made a face on the other end of the line. He knew how his cousin could get. Tonight is indeed about fun, but if Mike messed up, Layla wouldn’t take him back a second time. Out of all the men attending, Terry is the most levelheaded. Majority of the men in his family and Mike’s friends were a bunch of crazy motherfuckers. He already knows how tonight is gonna turn out.
“No fuckin’ up, Cousin.” Terry stated.
“Already, Marine.” Mike joked.
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She did a slow two–step with a roll of her hips in a sinuous manner to the late, great Aaliyah – she was honored to share her name – and Tank.
Can I come over? (Can I)
Come over (Stop by)
Come over (To see you)
Come over (Tonight?)
Can I come over? (Can I)
Come over (Get with you?)
Come over (I just wanna)
Come over (Be with you, baby)
Can I come over? (Can I)
Come over (Stop by)
Come over (To see you)
Come over (Tonight?)
Can I come over? (Can I)
Come over (Get with you?)
Come over (Just wanna)
Yeah (Be with you, baby)…
Bonnet on her head, a tank top that’s way too cropped and showing off under–boob with skimpy hot pink boy shorts covered her curvy frame. Aaliyah had just finished making her bed, freshly laundered sheets feeling cozy beneath her hands as she spread out the wrinkles. The next song on her Slow Jamz playlist was Ciara–Promise. Aaliyah tapped the side of her mouth in thought while staring at the neatly stacked money on her side table. She didn’t feel like digging for her mini safe tucked in the back of her closet, but she needed to put the money somewhere safe.
She made almost three grand. Aaliyah really enjoyed herself a week ago at the Fire Station. She craved that attention and excitement. Doing content from home was great, but to show out in person? Oh…it stroked her so good. She was so damn ecstatic that she came home and rubbed one out with her fingers deep in her pussy. Making a man react the way he does to her literal being just ignited something in her.
Aaliyah placed the money in her safe and organized her closet. After that, she grabbed herself a bowl of green grapes and crawled into bed. She popped a grape into her mouth while watching re–runs of P–Valley on mute, eyes reading the subtitles. She already knew what was going on, just something to distract her. She rocked her body in bed to Donell Jones–This Luv, lip syncing and snapping her fingers.
She wondered what Professor Richmond was up to…
Aaliyah kissed her teeth at her lingering thoughts. This week was filled with tension. She walked into that classroom on Wednesday, hauling her school bag and a pep in her step. She dressed in skater jeans and a tight Ed Hardy T-shirt with a gray hoodie unzipped.
“Today class, we’ll discuss morality…”
He had a tiny sculpture of Aristotle in his hand, long, manicured fingers grasping it firm. Today, he wore a perfectly fitting, short sleeve, mock neck black shirt with charcoal grey slacks and black loafers. The glasses on his face reflected the light perfectly whenever he moved his head. It was something about his eyes today that just…drew Aaliyah in. They seemed brighter.
She propped her elbow on her desk and rested her chin in her hand. That foot started to bounce beneath her desk, and when his eyes met hers, she had to turn away to simmer down the butterflies. Something embarrassing happened in the middle of his lecture. She forgot to turn her ringer off, the lyrics to P*$$Y Fairy playing.
Don't be surprised, baby, it's just me (Just me)
Don't be surprised, boy, when I bust it wide
I hypnotize you with this pussy (Pussy)
Now you feel like you can fly—
“Sorry! Sorry…”
Aaliyah silenced her phone and with a sheepish smile she allowed her eyes to roam the class, catching on to a few snickers. She felt heat creeping over her honey skin. Aaliyah bashfully tucked hair behind her ear, and then her sultry gaze connected with Professor Richmond’s.
He had one brow quirked up and his eyes were unblinking and concentrated on her firm. He was the first to slowly pull his eyes away before clearing his throat to finish speaking. That look in his eyes…
After class, Aaliyah approached his desk to drop off an in class assignment. She left her hoodie at her desk. Terry was standing there, propping himself up against his desk with his fingertips. He allowed his eyes to scan her body. She paid attention to the way his piercing eyes fixated on the exposed skin of her midriff. A quick circular motion of his eyes on her breasts caused her to part her lips, the tip of her tongue between her teeth.
“Here?” Aaliyah pointed to the pile of untidy papers.
“Yes.” Terry replied with a slower tone.
She slipped it there, patting the top of it. Terry clenched his jaw, his eyes returning to his laptop.
“Have a good day…”
He couldn’t stop himself from standing at his full height. He exhaled a long breath, his eyes trapping her.
“Yes, Ma’am. You as well.”
Aaliyah gave him one final once over, her eyes doing a double take to the veins in his arms…
Damn…
She walked away, the silence in the lecture hall unnerving. Terry crossed his arms in front of him and rocked back and forth on his heels. He lowered his head and shook it from side to side with a smirk. Aaliyah made her way out of the room, itching to look back and wave, but instead she looked back and gave him one final word.
“Sorry about my ringtone…I know it was inappropriate…”
Terry licked his lips, “Don’t even remember the lyrics.”
They chuckled, Aaliyah finally leaving the class.
——
Stickin' to the code, all these hoes for the streets
I put it in her nose, it's gon' make her pussy leak
Pussy niggas told, ain't gon' wake up out they sleep
You can't hear that switch, but you can hear them niggas scream…
That imposing beat had the house jumping off. Like That lyrics bounced off the walls, hyping up the room full of men that came out to support Mike.
Got your girl in this bitch, she twirlin' on the dick (he was once a thug, he was, he -)
(He was once a thug, he was, he -)
I got syrup in this bitch, turn up in this bitch (he was once a thug, he was, he -)
And it's 'bout the 'Ercs in this bitch, get murked in this bitch (he was once a thug, he was, he -)…
Terry wore an oversized tank top in beige with the sides cut low, giving you a peek at the muscles in his biceps and obliques. He gave himself a fresh line up and moisturized his low curls. Straight fit, light wash jeans hugged his lower half and he wore a pair of crisp, All White’s. Terry bopped his head precisely to the heavy bass, green solo cup in his hand between his lips. The gold Cuban link hanging from his neck matched the gold Cuban chain on his left wrist and the gold band of his Apple Watch on his right wrist.
The front door opened, more handsome black men pouring in and greeting everyone. Terry saluted the ones he recognized and shook hands firmly with those he didn’t. Terry knew the lyrics to Kendrick’s verse word for word. When the ‘Big Three’ line came up, everyone chimed in. Smile on his face, Terry headed towards the kitchen to fill his cup and mingle with some family he hadn’t seen in a while. He couldn’t believe his little cousins were old enough now to attend functions like this.
“This nigga freaked out already!”
One of Terry’s little cousins, Malik, who just turned 21 sucked his teeth at everyone laughing. Terry did notice the way he kept checking the door for the strippers every time it opened.
“They ain’t here yet, nigga!”
Mike entered the kitchen with enthusiasm and shades on. Terry caught the smell of weed on him when he approached his side. Terry picked up his trucker hat to clear some space from the kitchen island for more liquor bottles. A big ass bottle of Hennessy caught Terry’s eye. He was currently sipping on jungle juice.
“Got that shit that turn you into a beast, TJ. Real King Kong shit!” Mike shouted over the loud music.
“I see you came through,” Terry held the neck of the Hennessy bottle firm, veins in his arms popping out.
“We about to see TJ in rare form tonight!”
Terry shook his head at the men surrounding him all agreeing. He refused to let it get to him. He wasn’t the same tall, lanky kid from Red Stick. Wasn’t the same teenager who got picked on in the schoolyard for being too quiet or too nerdy. He was a grown ass man with intellect and vocabulary beyond the slang words and a muscle strength so powerful he could take down an entire room full of wannabe gangstas. But, he didn’t wear that on his sleeve. He remained stoic with his strong and silent presence. Tonight, however, he’d let himself enjoy what was to come. He had his money ready. He just hoped they were deserving of it.
He was a hard man to impress.
“Make yourself a stronger drink, Cousin. We got all night….”
Terry was more of a bourbon guy. But there wasn’t any around and he refused to bring his good shit for everybody to help themselves to. He poured Hennessy into his cup and took a sip. It was cool.
He sauntered towards the spread of party food they had catered. The smells made his mouth water. He grabbed himself a plate and piled fried chicken, smoked turkey greens, gator bites, mac and cheese, and whatever else he could fit. Today was his cheat day.
Terry ate his food while standing, catching bits and pieces of conversation here and there. On one end of the room, a group of men, most likely Mike’s friends, were laughing at whatever was on one of their phones. Across from him in the kitchen, there’s a debate about which they’d prefer: no ass and big titties or a big ass and no titties. Terry snorted. Childish behavior.
Tha Biz-, the Bizness
Uh, I like a long-haired, thick redbone
Open up her legs, then filet mignon that pussy
I'ma get in and on that pussy
If she let me in, I'ma own that pussy…
Terry didn’t care much for the mac and cheese. Too dry and not enough flavor. Every thing else was delicious. He tossed his plate and excused himself to the bathroom. He climbed the stairs to the guest bathroom instead of the basement because he was informed that the basement was reserved for the ladies who plan to entertain them tonight.
He relieved himself and flushed before washing his hands. He checked himself in the mirror making sure he hadn’t stained his new shirt.
“Ladies Ladies Ladies!”
Terry could overhear the commotion downstairs.
“The basement is all yours…hey, Keisha, lookin’ good…nice to meet you…don’t worry, the groom ain’t here right now he went out back…”
That sounded like Mike’s best man and bestfriend, Cliff.
“Take your time ladies…don’t rush the process…we won’t complain TRUST ME…”
Terry left the bathroom and walked down the stairs at the same moment they closed the basement door behind them. His eyes that appeared blue–green in the dim light scanned the room, taking in the eager and impatient looks on the faces of men ready to throw cash.
“Fuck you mean they gotta get ready? Type of shit is this here?” One dude complained.
“They work at Crazy Horse, Bruda, you know how them dancers are.”
“Busted and dusted,” Another replied with a drunk cackle.
Terry held up the wall, cup in hand, tripping off of the conversation.
“Kiesha thick ass can get this anytime, anywhere…but that one that walked in last? Man…”
The man that spoke, short in height with a bald fade and teeth lined with gold caught Terry’s eyes and shook his head as he blew air out his cheeks. Terry smirked into his cup.
“She the truth. I wanna see what she do…”
“She one a ‘dem pretty natural ones…rare.”
That interested Terry. He paid closer attention.
“Probably taste like sugar.”
“Im’a put my tongue in it!”
Cliff cracked the door to the basement. He stuck his head between the opening and shouted down the steps. Terry could hear him communicating with one of the dancers. He shut the door quickly and motioned for his friend to pause the music.
“I’m a grab Mike. It’s about to go down.”
He did the Birdman hand rub as he rushed away to collect the groom. The room started to flood with the others, all too anxious to get a glimpse and participate in the fun. Terry pat his back pocket, feeling the folded stack of cash he’d brought. He had more tucked away in his wallet just in case. Mike entered the room cross–faded. He moved with unsteady legs and a bottle in hand, the contents almost spilling onto the carpet.
Terry grabbed the bottle and sat it down on a table.
“AIGHT! ITS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF YA’LL READY?!!!”
Someone activated the strobe lights and the room flooded with ultraviolet light. The melanin in the room looked a deep blue beneath the black lights. Terry knocked the rest of his drink back and sat his cup down next to the Hennessy bottle Mike was holding. From the corner of his eye, he could see someone carrying a chair out from the dining room. They forced Mike to sit, Terry laughing at his cousin’s goofy smile.
Ear Drummers
Strippers
Mike WiLL Made-It
Bands a make her dance
Bands a make her dance…
The door opened and Terry locked his eyes forward, cupping his mouth and howling along with the others.
——
Aaliyah couldn’t control her indecisive habits if she tried. She’d spent majority of her day into the early afternoon cleaning and now her room looked like a disaster. It was nearing eight and she still couldn’t decide what to wear! Keisha was gonna kill her ass…
Aaliyah flipped through her clear tote filled with old outfits from her stripper days. She was about to give up and settle for a neon green fishnet set until she spotted a bright pink holster top with matching bottoms. There were hot pink fishnets with the back cut out for her ass that she could pair with it. Oh! pink pasties over the nipples would spice it up real nice. Aaliyah remembered her seven inch stiletto heels with rhinestone fringes. Perfect. She quickly grabbed it and worked as fast as she could, glancing at her phone.
So far, Keisha hadn’t called her. Aaliyah slipped off her satin, black robe and flung it over the chair situated in front of her vanity. She already applied her body oil with the aroma of fresh peaches blended perfectly with a hint of the tropics creating this rich, sweet, sultry scent. Her favorite fairy dust body powder clung to her soft skin and glittered in the light like diamonds.
Aaliyah tied the last tight bow on her bottoms before sitting to slip on her heels. She decided to go with a light beat, not wanted to wear anything too heavy and end up sweating it all off. She tapped the screen of her phone and with twenty minutes left, she swooped her edges and sprayed oil sheen over her two, long braids. Her French tip fingers smoothed down as much frizz as she could to keep it neat.
Situated in front of her body length mirror, Aaliyah admired the final look. Lastly, she tugged on a white, bodycon dress with a sway of her hips.
Buzz Buzz…Buzz Buzz…
“Hello?”
“I’m outside. Diamond and Precious is in the back. You ready?”
“Yeah,” Aaliyah grabbed a pair of black, thong flip flops, “heading out now.”
She ended the call and with one final sweep of her room, she turned off the lights and headed straight for the door. Stanley cup in the crease of her arm, she locked her front door. Aaliyah angled her body, descending the stairs carefully. She didn’t want a repeat of what happened a year ago. She sprained her ankle so bad she couldn’t dance for two months.
Kiesha rolled the window down to her Hellcat, smoke billowing out. Aaliyah rolled her eyes. She did not want weed smell lingering on her. Keisha leaned over and opened the door since Aaliyah’s hands were full. She climbed in and shut the door, Keisha not waiting a moment longer before hitting the gas hard. Aaliyah looked over at Keisha with a mug on her face while her friend laughed.
She noticed that she was the only one ready. Aaliyah looked back at Diamond and Precious. Redbone Diamond had her bubble gum pink frontal pinned up while holding a Hello Kitty compact mirror as steady as she could, drawing on her thin eyebrows. She had on a matching camouflage, short set. Aaliyah recognized that set from Fashion Nova. Her eyes moved towards Precious. Precious was a tiny girl. Petite and spunky. She had a buz cut dyed blonde. She was wearing her outfit beneath a tube dress while puffing on a fat blunt. Her eyes squinted at Aaliyah before giving her a toothy grin filled with braces.
“How ya’ll been?” Aaliyah asked.
“Good!” Diamond replied.
“Straight! How ‘bout you?” Precious said.
“Been good. Dealing wit’ school. Good to see ya’ll. Ready for tonight?”
“Can’t wait!”
“Turnt!” Diamond shouted before snapping her mirror shut, “Pass that here…”
Aaliyah relaxed into her seat.
“Girl, you told me to be ready by eight. Why the fuck you ain’t dressed?”
Keisha reached back, accepting the blunt while one–hand whipping the car.
“Cliffy told me we could use the basement if we needed to. I brought all the goods just in case. The coochie spray for Diamond—”
“BITCH don’t get hurt!”
Aaliyah chuckled.
“You got your LED plug?” Keisha asked Aaliyah excitedly.
Aaliyah dragged her upper teeth over her bottom lip with a mischievous smile.
“Nasty bitch….lemme see it.”
Aaliyah leaned her body against the door so her meaty buns could face Keisha. She lifted her white bodycon dress over her cakes and with one hand, she spread one hefty cheek. There, buried in her ass, was the LED plug. It lit up like a pair of sketchers. Keisha giggled.
“Girrrrrlllllllllll I told Cliff about you…”
Aaliyah fixed herself and straightened up in her seat.
“Keisha, don’t set me up with no nigga. No more of that shit.” Aaliyah retorted.
“I didn’t set you up. He remembers you from Crazy Horse. When he used to show up on Tuesdays…”
“Keish, not that nigga…he ugly and his breath stank. You know exactly what to do to piss me off!”
Diamond and Precious cackled in the back seat.
“His dick big.” Keisha replied as if that would change Aaliyah’s mind.
“Bitch, big dick, little dick, a dick made out of the purest gold if phat ma don’t get wet and this heart don’t skip a beat I’m not finna give you my time. That shit is crazy…”
“You shake ass for an ugly nigga though.” Keisha argued back.
“THEY PAYIN’ ME! Girl…” Aaliyah kissed her teeth, fixing her lash extensions because the windows are rolled down, “How far out?”
“Ten minutes.”
They rode in silence the rest of the way while blasting a bounce mix. Keisha’s Hellcat slowed to a stop in front of a cute little house with a lengthy drive way. Kiesha parked on the grass and killed the ignition. She gave the blunt one final hit before tossing it out the window. The ladies exited the car and before the went inside, Keisha had an idea for them to take some pics and video before heading in. Aaliyah acted as photographer and videographer while Diamond, Precious and Keisha did their thing.
When they finished, Keisha begged Aaliyah to do a video. Aaliyah scoped out the area and yanked her dress off, darting to stand next to a white SUV parked haphazardly on the front lawn. Keisha moved her phone in different angles, Aaliyah staring back at her with a hand on the car and her ass moving like a tidal wave.
“Damn, mama…show out!”
Diamond and Precious clapped their hands in time to Aaliyah’s twerking.
“Cool it nah,” Aaliyah shooed them off before putting her dress back on, “You see that?”
The other ladies followed her gaze through the windows of the home. They all gawked at the amount of men throughout that house.
“Dayummmmm…we leaving chubby tonight. Money, money, money!” Diamond said.
This was Aaliyah’s vibe. Although she had a ball at the fire station, nothing compared to a room full of black men. She grinned beautifully and squealed. They grabbed their things and Aaliyah was last to trail behind because she forgot her thong flip flops. Keisha knocked on the door boldly and it opened two seconds later.
It was Cliff.
He hugged Keisha and kissed her cheek. Cliff did the same greeting for Diamond and Precious. However. He held his hand out for Aaliyah. Her sultry eyes flicked to Keisha then back at Cliff. She accepted his hand and he guided her inside softly, his eyes scanning her body.
“Liyah Alllure…mmm, mmm, mmm…”
“Hey you,” Aaliyah titled her head in greeting with a sweet smile.
“Still just as gorgeous…happy you could join us tonight.”
“Happy to be here…”
“Ladies Ladies Ladies!”
Some dude with a skinny frame and a gold grill greeted them. They all said hello, ignoring the men in the room eye–fucking them. Aaliyah could suffocate from their stares alone.
“The basement is all yours…hey, Keisha, lookin’ good…nice to meet you…don’t worry, the groom ain’t here right now he went out back…Take your time ladies…don’t rush the process…we won’t complain TRUST ME…”
Aaliyah remained close behind Precious as they disappeared into the basement. The door shut behind her with a soft click. They entered the finished basement and Aaliyah excused herself to the rest room. She’d been drinking water all day and needed to go before doing a bunch of dancing. Keisha got dressed while Precious and Diamond helped each other out on jewelry. Aaliyah exited the bathroom in just her pink, outfit with rhinestones to match her heels.
“How we goin’ in? One by one or?” Diamond questioned.
She was dressed in neon green. A full body fishnet outfit with black stilettos. Aaliyah was happy she decided on the ensemble she had on.
“One by one. I’m supposed to give the lap dance. After that, ya’ll come out. Simple.” Keisha said.
The intro to Bandz A Make Her Dance started playing.
“That’s me!” Keisha stood up. She was wearing a white cowgirl hat with a fringe bikini set to match and white stilettos. She reminded Aaliyah of Megan The Stallion with her blue hair cascading down her back.
Keisha climbed the stairs and when the door opened, howling and yelling pierced her ears. The other three ladies shared a look with each other and laughed.
“I’m a need some liquor.” Aaliyah said.
——
Terry’s bottom lip sat between his teeth to contain his laughter.
When the first girl entered, going by the name of Keisha, he loved her vibrant personality and spit fire attitude. Keisha had the men in that room foaming at the mouth. She sashayed over to Mike with that brazen attitude and revealing body. Ain’t no way in hell she could fit that white bikini set and that was the point. Terry’s brows rose in surprise at Keisha straddling Mike. Her bountiful curves almost swallowed him while he was in that chair. Big ol’ ass and fat titties. That country thick you got lost in.
Terry grunted when she turned and made that big, fucking ass clap in Mike’s face. His thick brows knitted together and he shared a look with a friend before chuckling. Mike didn’t know what do to. He kept his hands to his sides, grasping the back legs of the chair he was stuck in.
“All that ass, Mike!”
“You better get it in while you can!”
“Suffocate that nigga, Keisha!”
“You good down there groom?” Keisha teased.
Money flew in the air when she plucked her top off. When them titties dropped, Terry’s large hand stuffed into his back pocket. He didn’t make it rain yet, he was waiting for Keisha to do something special. The body was crazy, but where’s the tricks?
“Throw that shit, TJ.” His friend nudged him with his elbow.
Terry ignored him.
Keisha stood up and went down to the floor in front of Mike in a split. She made those twin globes dribble and that was good enough to earn some of his cash. Terry leaned over the back of Mike’s chair and flicked two Benjamin’s on her. He watched it connect with that ass before falling to the floor. Keisha arched forward and spread her cheeks before going into a head stand.
She shook her legs and clicked her heels before dropping into another split.
“THERE YOU GO!”
“Baby going stupid…”
“Buku ass…”
Terry remained close. Keisha’s eyes locked onto him and it was enough to bring her to her feet. Terry held her steady gaze, a smirk teasing his thick lips.
“You a pretty nigga, ain’t you?” Keisha walked up on him with her hands on her hips, “What’s your name?!”
“TJ.” Terry replied.
Keisha pushed her breasts up with her fists in his face.
“Like what you see with those green eyes. A pretty boi like you ain’t used to a woman like me, huh?”
Terry’s tongue grazed his bottom lip and he locked on to the dizzying motion of her fat tits. Bringing his eyes back on her, he displayed a bill and sat it in the crease. Keisha leaned forward and grabbed the money with her teeth.
“Keep impressin’ me and there’s more for you…”
Keisha had to blink out of a trance. Terry had this unspoken power that rendered her speechless. To top it all off, that deep baritone shot straight to her clit.
“Come get this money, baby!”
Keisha pulled herself away from Terry, but not before dragging a hand down his chest. The look in her hazel eyes told him she wanted to do more than give him a lap dance.
She wanted to spin on that dick.
The door pushed open and the next girl to enter had pink hair. She was a cutie.
“I’m Diamond…”
When she turned, Terry looked away.
A BBL. A bad one at that.
He folded his money back up and made his way to where he stood earlier. The other men in the room were probably so used to seeing it that it didn’t even phase them. Terry watched Diamond do her thing. She hit the splits, shook that ass as best she could, but it was boring. Terry filled his cup and just vibed, laughing at the way some of the men in the room went bonkers over her. Even Mike was stuck. Mouth wide and eyes equally wide.
Next came a tiny girl that showed off acrobatic skills and flexibility. Terry had his money out again and he made it rain on her. She made that little booty shake. Keisha was making her way around, grinding and talking shit. Diamond allowed some of the men to grab ass. The three women scoped out Terry and winked at him. He played nice with Diamond and slipped her a crisp bill. With the tiny one named Precious, he tipped more.
“Where’s Liyah?!”
Cliff scanned the room. Another girl?
“There’s more?! Ahhh shit…”
——
Aaliyah watched from the bottom of the stairs as Precious made her entrance. She wrung her hands and exhaled a sigh. She didn’t know what to expect past those doors. Aaliyah applied more gloss and with a shaky hand, she grasped the railing and climbed. They kept the light off to avoid being spotted right away. Aaliyah stared through the crack of the door at Precious working the room.
So many…so many men.
The floor was covered with money.
She allowed her eyes to scan, taking everything in. As her eyes swept past the groom in his chair, she couldn’t see the entire room because of the door, but the sound of Cliff’s voice let her know it was time.
“Where’s Liyah?!”
“Put on her old intro!”
That was Keisha’s voice.
Aaliyah felt her nerves settle. The blacklights and the song reminded her of Crazy Horse. This was her walk out song….
Waka Flocka Ft. Roscoe Dash–No Handz Instrumental.
With one hand Aaliyah pushed open that door and stepped one shaky leg out past the darkness. The ultraviolet light caused her skin to twinkle and the blue hue made the pink she wore pop. She fully came into view, her tongue curled up over her top teeth to tease and those ‘come fuck me eyes’ staring into the faces of horny men with the money she wanted.
She allowed her body to rock to the beat. Aaliyah turned her back on everyone, brought her hands up, and gave them a thunderous applause with that beautiful ass before arching her back. She twerked those honey buns and looked back at it before a lusty smile appeared on her lips. Both hands twirled her braids while she rocked those hips.
Back. Forth. Back. Forth.
Bounce, Bounce, Bounce
*clap clap clap*
Nobody wasted time throwing money. She could work that entire room on her own. Aaliyah got down on her hands and knees, crawling like a jungle cat before turning to show off that LED plug while twerking.
“You see that shit?!”
“Hot damn!”
“Fuck, she’s nice.”
“C’mere pretty lady…”
“Freaky girl!”
That song…she owned it.
She staked her claim on it.
She spread those legs on her back and gyrated, thighs separated and the barely there crotch of her pink bikini covering her meaty pussy lips. She rubbed the money that rained down on her into her pussy and around her breasts. They…were…obsessed.
The way she looked at you, it made you feel like the only man in the world worthy of her attention.
How nasty she talked…
“I better see some thick bulges tonight, boys…”
On her feet, Aaliyah strutted dangerously slow, further into the crowd of men. As her eyes swept, she came across a pair of blue eyes that reminded her of a bottle of Hypnotiq beneath the blacklights. Too familiar…
Holy FUCKING shit…
She tried to mask her surprise but his was so boldly present.
The Professor.
His jaw dropped, eyes widening in disbelief as if a sudden jolt of electricity had coursed through his veins leaving him momentarily stunned. To others, it could seem as if Terry was so overwhelmed with how motherfucking fine Aaliyah is that he couldn’t even function. She knew the real reason. She simmered down her astonishment as best as she could and turning away, focusing on a cute guy with thick locs to his shoulders.
Her heart raced. Panic consumed her.
She had no time to panic.
“Prettiest thang in Louisiana…”
Aaliyah cupped her breasts covered in nipple tape and licked her lips. She could feel Terry’s gaze burning a hole into the side of her face. She was nervous. Oh so nervous. Her smile didn’t reach her eyes. Everybody was too drunk or too hype to take notice.
all except Professor Richmond. He could see right through her.
What the fuck was he doing here of all places?!
She blended in with her girls and tried her best to shield herself from Terry’s view.
That intensity in his eyes this time around left her shaken up.
Aaliyah pushed herself to perform. The space was too cramped. They scattered to watch her hit a clean split and when she glanced over her shoulder, Terry was right there. Like he appeared out of thin air.
He was standing above her. Towering over her. She had no choice but to look up.
Aaliyah couldn’t hide. She couldn’t if she tried.
“Back up, TJ. I’m tryna see all that…”
He was shoved to the side and Aaliyah felt the rain of money on her while she avoided Terry’s hard eyes zeroed in on her ass. He was so stuck.
Her breath hitched at the way he looked at her. Like he wanted to ravage her.
Her eyes glided down his frame and she loved the way he dressed. He looked delectable.
“Arch that back, bitch…”
“Yeahhhh…”
Aaliyah grabbed her ankles and made each cheek dance on its own. The heavy bass and quick melody of the bounce song compelled her to shake some ass.
The sound of her pulse in her ears drowned out the music. She locked eyes with him again and for once she grew timid. His eyes drank her in and when she lifted one leg up to pop that ass he chewed on that lip and tilted his head to see how that pussy looked from that angle.
You like what you see, huh?
“You got skills baby…Think you can show me more?”
Terry cut his eyes at the men circling Aaliyah.
Things were turning up like a raging storm.
“Pull that pussy part…”
They wanted to see her pussy. Aaliyah giggled and trailed a finger between her legs before rubbing it against one of their noses. They enjoyed that way too much. He tried to suck on that finger but Terry yoked him up by the wrist. The dread head looked at Terry like he was asking for a death wish.
“We don’t touch unless they say so…remember the rules.”
“Let go, nigga. I don’t need you tellin’ me what the fuck to do…”
“Woah, woah, woah…”
Aaliyah used that opportunity to disappear. A prickling sensation shot up her spine. She slipped down into the basement and hid herself within the darkness.
She needed a second.
“Get it together, Liyah…”
Aaliyah picked up a shorty bottle of Paul Masson Peach and took a long swig. She recapped the drink and scrunched her face from the burn. Aaliyah shook out her hands to stop them from trembling. How was she going to show her face in class on Wednesday?
All she would be able to think about was the shock on his face. There was no turning back. Aaliyah drank some more. She needed the liquor to get her through the rest of the night. The door to the basement opened and Keisha appeared. She had a look of concern on her face.
“Li–Li. You okay?”
“I’m fine, Keisha. Go back up. I was just feeling a little queasy that’s all.”
“Some shit was about to pop off. Did they touch you without your consent?”
“It’s cool. I’ll be up…”
“Don’t lie to me Li–Li…”
Aaliyah gave Keisha a reassuring smile.
“No reason to lie, mamas. I’m feeling better,” Aaliyah pushed herself up, “C’mon…”
——
Frozen.
When that door pushed open and she crept out like a sex goddess, he almost spilled his cognac.
Aaliyah?
The small hairs across his arms stood on end. Desire rushed in the moment the initial shock faded.
*clap clap clap*
Gahdamn…
He knew it. He fucking knew it.
That body outta be in a museum. This fine ass woman held a confidence so powerful he could bend at her will.
Terry Richmond sucked in a breath when her eyes connected with his.
He saw the power drain from her like Superman to Kryptonite. Terry’s chest grew tight. She drew in closer, his mouth unhinged. The glitter on her skin and the smell of her sweet fragrance made the big boy between his legs react.
Down boy…
He fought the urge to palm his bulge because it was growing out of his control. He didn’t know where to look first. Those titties sat up round and perfect. That ass was so fat he wanted to sink his teeth in it. Leave his imprint on that thick fucking shit. His eyes still lit up like Miracle on 34th Street from the glow emitting from that asshole.
Freak nasty.
He was speechless. His star pupil is a Stripper.
The biggest plot twist.
Terry wanted her even more. He wanted to tell her that it was going to be okay and she didn’t need to feel embarrassed or afraid. He could sense she was trying to avoid him as she moved around the room.
Terry needed her to know that he liked what he saw.
They weren’t in his classroom. It was okay to free her inhibitions and show him what Liyah Allure is all about. He found her popping ass and talking shit.
“Tip me, daddy…”
“You want it?”
“Don’t just stare at me. Spoil me…”
Honeyed voice as smooth as silk. Terry drew in closer and allowed himself to be consumed by her.
The glitter on her skin looked edible and if he could lick every single fleck off with his tongue he would.
The dip in her spine leading down to a full ass with hips and thighs to match told him she could take it deep and it would be a warm, tight, wet paradise.
He did say he wanted to escape somewhere tropical…
Those two braids would be anchored around his hands while he drilled deep with every goddamn stroke of his fat dick.
Unh…Unh…Unh…
Make her weep on his dick.
Professor…Professor…Don’t stop…
There she was.
Those eyes focused on him again and he saw the hint of shyness.
“I wanna pull that pussy part…”
Something primal and predatory sparked within him. Aaliyah stroked her lower lips with a single finger and shoved that finger against Darrell’s nose.
Darrell tried to take it too far.
Terry was quicker.
He wrapped his large hand around Darrell’s wrist with a vice grip similar to a boa constrictor. He would knock the daylights outta Darrell and leave him slumped over if he so much as put that finger in his mouth.
Darrell was stunned by Terry’s strength and the fact that he couldn’t break free. Weak ass nigga…
She disappeared.
Mike came over to settle down the growing altercation and with a pat on Terry’s back, he walked away in search of Aaliyah. She was nowhere in sight.
Terry waited for about ten minutes and then she resurfaced from the basement with Keisha. She probably needed a moment to gather her thoughts and energy. His presence stumped her.
Aaliyah scanned the room until she found Terry.
She got down on her hands and knees and popped ass in a split. Nobody else in that room mattered. She locked in on him from across the room. Terry sipped his drink and watched her.
“Who wants a private show?!”
Keisha pointed at Terry.
He gave a quick nod of his head. Keisha was about to be let down. He ain’t want nobody but Aaliyah. She was getting the rest of his money tonight. She deserves it and so much more. And when Terry gets his hands on her…
“I’ll take one. But I want her.”
Aaliyah saw the cash in his hand and smiled.
“Only if she ain’t scared.”
Aaliyah couldn’t believe he just said that.
“I get the impression she likes to tease…”
Aaliyah walked up to Terry with a seductive look in her eyes. He held onto her gaze with his money on display.
“Your call, beautiful.”
Aaliyah stared at him for another moment before taking him by the hand and down into the basement.
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Terry allowed her to guide him. They headed towards the sofas, silence hanging between them. Aaliyah turned fully to face him before Terry took a seat. Without taking his eyes off of her, he placed his cup on the table and settled back into the cushion. Terry spread his thighs and with one hand over the top of the couch, the other smoothed down his left thigh invitingly. Aaliyah dropped her eyes to his lap and with a faint smile, she took a seat where his hand once was.
Aaliyah watched him spread his money out across his other thigh. She parted her glossy lips a fraction, eyeing nothing but one hundred dollar bills. Her eyes lit up. Terry looked up at her with low, lust filled eyes and a sly smirk. He removed his glasses with one hand and folded it against his chest before sitting it on the table, all while staring at her.
She looked at him.
He looked at her.
“…I don’t know what to say…”
Aaliyah’s eyelashes fluttered as she blinked away from him. Terry used his thumb to gently pull her attention back towards him.
“I should be embarrassed right now…”
Terry was trying to keep his composure but her breasts in his face was melting his cool exterior.
“Aaliyah…I don’t want you to feel embarrassed. I’m not judging you…”
She giggled nervously, “maybe not…but this was so unexpected, ya know?”
“Very. How long have you been doing this?”
Aaliyah stared heavenward shyly while deep in thought. He liked seeing her like this. It was another side to her he enjoyed.
“Well…this in particular…it’s my second time. Stripping…I did it for about five years before I quit Crazy Horse a year ago…now I just film content and work Verizon part time.”
Her eyes connected with his again.
“So…what do ya want me to do? A lap dance? What?”
Terry trailed his eyes down her body.
“Do whatever makes you feel comfortable…”
Terry’s hand molded into her back. Aaliyah shivered. The feeling of his hand on her skin was exhilarating.
She stood, facing Terry. He placed his money beside him, and his hands out of the way. Aaliyah straddled him, bracing herself on his shoulders. She looked down at him with a slow blink and the erotic smile she gave him forced his hands into fists.
“Have you ever had a lap dance before, Professor?”
“…Call me Terrence.”
“…Terrence…”
“Once. It wasn’t memorable.” Terry responded with a hushed tone.
He reclined his head back slightly and stared up into her eyes with practiced restraint.
Aaliyah gave him a mean whine over his crotch. Her chest would graze his goatee ever so slightly. He had to stop his tongue from poking out to drag between those titties.
“Ooh, that’s too bad…is this okay?”
That melodic voice…
“You’re doin’ just fine, Miss Aaliyah.”
Terry flexed his fingers. Aaliyah looked down at his hands.
“Can I admit something?” Aaliyah asked with a sultry smile.
“What’s that?”
Aaliyah tucked her chin and giggled softly. She blinked away briefly before her eyes met his again.
“What?” Terry pushed.
“I think about you every day…”
“Enough to stick around after class?”
Aaliyah’s bottom lip sat between her teeth. Terry smiled.
“Why did you turn me down?” He questioned.
Aaliyah dragged her hands down his chest and stilled her hips. Terrence rested his hands on the sides of her thighs. He couldn’t resist. Aaliyah didn’t protest.
The feel of her against his hands. The heft of her on him. The images he pictured in his mind…
“I’m not an easy girl, Terrence. You gotta work harder for me. I wanted you to…”
“Chase you.” Terry concluded with an elevated brow.
“May seem silly but…it turns me on.”
“I wonder what else turns you on…”
“That brain of yours,” Aaliyah trailed her fingers through his short, soft curls, “Your passion…expressive hands…your voice…those eyes…”
Terry licked his lips, “I would have chased you and went along with your lil’ game. If that means I get to play with you in the end…”
His eyes dropped to her lips.
“You do this…tongue bite thing…I like that…” Terry said.
“What else you like?” Aaliyah asked softly, doing exactly what Terry liked. Displaying the tip of her tongue between her teeth. Moving it back and forth…
“Everything about you…you’re so damn sexy…the way you look at me just…Aaliyah, you’re aware of your beauty. That confidence lights a fire under me, baby…”
“I’m baby?”
“Mhm, the prettiest baby…”
Aaliyah played with his Cuban link. Terry’s right thumb stroked the beauty mark below her lip.
Terry groped her thigh with his free hand and glided it up to her waist. He used his thumb to trace circles into her soft skin.
“I don’t like how you put your finger on Darrell’s nose.”
“You wish it were you? Darrell didn’t get a lap dance…”
Aaliyah lifted from his lap and turned so that she was grinding against his tent with enough pressure to rub her pussy over it. The hard bulge against her fat, lower lips caused her to moan.
Terry threw money over her, his ears enjoying the way her moans sounded so angelic despite her naughty actions.
After all, she is The Dark Angel.
“Aaliyah…”
That signature look back would have had him busting a fat ass nut in his jeans.
The way she moved her hips on him.
“I want you so fuckin’ bad…”
“I know.”
She smiled.
Aaliyah stood from his lap and Terry groaned deep.
“Times up.”
He glared at her with lust and frustration. Aaliyah leaned over him with her hands on the back of the couch. Their eyes connected and her glossy lips feathered over his.
“Until next time…I think I’m free for that lunch on Wednesday…”
She brought her lips to his cheek and with her jeweled tongue, Aaliyah dragged it over his ear tantalizingly slow. She pushed away from him and Terry stood from the couch. He fixed his attire while Aaliyah stared up at him with faux innocence and her hands crossed behind her back. She swayed back and forth, parting her lips to rest her tongue in the corner of her mouth.
“It’s a date.”
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