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My urge to not waste food wars with my urge to lose weight every single holiday
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I have a feeling I’ll be wearing a LOT of dresses this summer
#so friggin tired of pants being too tight or too loose#like I’m in pain from being squeezed or my pants are falling off#so this year is the resolution of No Pants#fuck pants
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When it’s finally the proper temperature for sleep, and you’re not sweating or shivering. Bliss

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posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me
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You know what sauce is BOMB with fried tofu??? THIS

I default to that sauce because it’s fucking delicious. Way better than whatever crap Panda Express put out
Today I made Panda Express sweet and sour chicken, except I did it with fried tofu. This has led to the conclusion that their sweet and sour sauce is ass and lacks any complexity. There’s only so much garlic chili paste and green onion can do
#I live off this sauce#it’s not very spicy#but that’s ok with me#it just taste good#tofu and jasmine rice and this sauce???#perfection
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Today I made Panda Express sweet and sour chicken, except I did it with fried tofu. This has led to the conclusion that their sweet and sour sauce is ass and lacks any complexity. There’s only so much garlic chili paste and green onion can do
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Do I eat a pack of little bites brownies, or a single Swiss roll for dessert? Decisions, decisions
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i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again
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Started watching the apothecary diaries somebody please save her

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