#be fucking serious
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i’m going to self immolate directly in front of whoever wrote this ad
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personally, idc how hot young snow was or how "sad" his backstory was, none of that can EVER make me sympathise with a man who killed hundreds of children for amusement and sold the children he didn't kill into s*x trafficking.
#be fucking serious#also im aware not every victor was sold but adding that would make the sentence way to wordy#thg#tbosas#coriolanus snow#president snow#the hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#finnick odair#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#johanna mason#anti coriolanus snow#elainposting
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i didnt spend my entire childhood furiously making misguided attempts at getting close to naruto for you all to act like i hate him
#naruto uzumaki#uchiha sasuke#sasunaru#sns#be fucking serious#im literally bewitched by that boy and i dont even mind it#pro naruto uzumaki
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.........Bias is one hell of a drug that's all I'm gonna say
#gravity falls#bill cipher#sonic fandom#sonic#silver the hedgehog#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel#pokemon#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon arceus#hazbin#hazbin lucifer#be serious#be real#be so serious#i love bill cipher#i do#But I know we aren't trying to say that Bill is stronger than GOD and THE DEVIL#I KNOW WE AREN'T TRYING TO SAY THAT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL DORITO IS STRONGER THAN THE DEVIL AND GOD#be fucking serious#be fucking for real
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im actually rolling in my grave i just saw a violetshine x needletail post. bro thats basically her daughter/baby sister wtf are you proshits on
#anti proship#anti proshitter#fuck proshitters#fuck proshippers#anti proshipper#proshitters dni#this contains zero proship tags it is on you if you interact#i will gladly call you out for being the disgusting human being you are#be fucking serious#needletail#violetshine
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I’ve been thinking about the whole “Batman won’t kill the joker and that’s stupid” take and I’m just thinking-
Okay? Like if mans wants to stick by this one specific moral code for a job that he has literally nothing but a moral obligation to do, than by all means, let him be.
But you know who we should annoy? The fucking DC Government. “Oh he plead insanity and that mean we can’t kill him” be so fucking for real. This is the same government that made the suicide squad. This is the same government where Amanda fucking Waller is in charge of random shit. You’re going to look me in the fucking eyes and tell me they couldn’t just make an exception??? You’re going to sit there and tell me the judge or jury or whatever the fuck couldn’t be like “actually we don’t believe that he’s insane, kill this motherfucker”???
I’ll be honest, I’m not extremely familiar with the comics, but if this is not a storyline that has happened? It needs to be. Story where Batman catches Joker, but instead of just throwing him back in Arkham, the Gov. steps in and puts him on a super high security trial, and regardless of what he claims, they legally sentence him to death. Nothing Batman can do, it’s out of his hands. Joker dies, not by a pissed off Harley Quinn, or an enraged Red Hood, but by a Government that’s tired of this motherfucker costing them too much money in property damage and other shit.
#batman#batfam#dc#be fucking for real#be for real#be fucking fr#be fucking serious#the amount of crimes this man has committed and y’all seriously think that the insanity plea is still working#no#dc joker#Joker#dc comics#dc characters#dc comcis#joker dc#dc government#Justice for Jason Todd#and the other people joker killed
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chris deserves time to process and whatnot yeah yeah yeah but you have to be legitimately insane to think it is not deeply fucking cruel and harrowing that helena thinks it's honest to god best she takes her grandson away indefinitely to texas from his good father and support system instead of encouraging him to just take some space for a couple days like any good grandmother would
#911 spoilers#be fucking serious#eddie diaz#christopher diaz#helena diaz#ramon you are useless#i hope this was for gavin in some way because no fucking WAY#as much as i hate the 'eddie fucks up and buck takes christopher' crowd / trope so bad i never want it to happen#this is the perfect situation for christopher to just. stay with buck for a minute#he's a safe space who has chris AND eddie's best interests at heart
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if i see you call alicent hightower a villain i'm jumping out your screen to punch you
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“Safety is a major concern among everyone, so here’s the schedule of what they’re planning on doing for the next month and also, here’s them driving around in a convertible and windows rolled down but also step aside professional bodyguards, *I* am the man in this situation and can protect her myself”
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If George was at any other team, with any other teammate, people might start appreciating the fact the kid can strategise relatively accurately, whilst still driving the car which is a fucking talent
#f1#george russell#absolutely mesmerising that something that is genuinely an impressive skill#is treated as a negative#because so many people choose to take it as some kind of pinpointed slight against one specific driver all the time#a driver is often calling better strat from the cockpit than the pit wall…#and that’s a bad thing against the driver?!#be fucking serious
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I know I already said this before but it is SOOO damn personal to me the way buck and Eddie look at each other right so pointedly and with tiny mischievous grins when they’re talking about the Godfather movie…
[photo credit to @eddiesbvckley bc I found it on google]
Like it’s a little fucking joke now that buck is legally Christopher’s godfather and it’s a private inside joke just for them and the way they look at each other I’m gonna fucking be SICK I swear to god
Like I can’t get over how wholly unnecessary that entire exchange of eye contact was it did nothing for anyone in the show PLEASE
#be fucking serious#boyfriends#they’re in love your honor#Buddie#buck x eddie#911#5x01#buck and Eddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz
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some people will say fucking anything before saying the word fat. what the fuck is "mega chubby" bro
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but not the literal genocide & ethnic cleansing going on, tumblr?
#oh ofc sandals are more important than a massacre of innocents. they’re more important than bombings in the middle east.#be fucking serious#i hate this app#palestine
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"dazai doesn't give a shit about chuuya"
#did you read the manga and the light novels with your ass??#be fucking serious#also using part of the official arts ignoring the ones where dazai is a fucking simp for chuuya is hilarious#get well soon#also suck my dick anon#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#soukoku#chuuya nakahara#skk#dazai#chuuya
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"adult females" you sound like a fucking incel on the lesbian hookup post are you too scared of saying women or are you just weird
#speak iza#be fucking serious#4 context it was someone adding on their own criteria for the people they'd like interested in dming#transmisogyny#←implied but jic
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Me looking at people who are still talking about how Will couldn’t get his happy ending because it’s “realistic” to have a gay kid get rejected “because it’s the eighties—“
—knowing damn well that the guy who PLAYS said character (and has repeatedly said he’s excited for Will’s S5 coming-of-age arc, to the point that he’s called it beautiful) just came out at gay himself:
#how they still find the audacity I literally don’t know#like please. imagine thinking Noah would just be completely cool with his character getting blown off and rejected or KILLED and be excited#be fucking serious#noah schnapp#byler#will byers#stranger things
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