#bc she was strangled

[carbonateddelusion]

on a show of hands who here remembers how possession works in the 80s universe it was SO long ago I'm assuming none of you do

[hanteeyo]

i cant say anything

[writer-room]

Personally excited for us to get Cole, Jay, and Pixal back because then they have to interact with the new kids Arin, Sora, and Wyldfyre.

All of them will get annoyed by or be mildly terrified of Wyldfyre. Cole barely reacts to her gnawing on his arm like a chew toy while Pixal can be seen constantly having Murder Eyes in the background before Zane shuffles her off. Cole would get along with Arin pretty well whereas Jay would get an ego boost so bad he starts causing problems. Sora would think Pixal is the coolest person alive. Then she'd take one look at Jay, look back at Nya, then deadpan "I used to have so much respect for you" and its all Nya gets bullied about for the next month.

[introspectivememories]

yknow the veil/kotteri image redraw meme? the one that's been going around on twt? now make it timber. bernard who goes on to be a famous model after grieves and does shoots all over the world. one day he does one for a gotham brand and he ends up plastered all over the city. now tim who has managed to miss all this just by virtue of being too busy being a vigilante and running wayne ent. steps out of his car one day and bam! directly across from wayne tower is this giant electronic billboard, displaying bear's new perfume ad. in it he's wearing a fur coat that's slipped down his shoulders to reveal the muscles rippling across his back. bernard looks over his shoulders and laughs, lips painted a pretty pink. the ad reads "all new scent 14 from beams: the scent of love. it's like burning" bernard winks coyly and tim is burning all right. rock hard in his too tight work pants.

[sleepingfancies]

you will never see me letting anything bad happen to davrin im so serious. "in death, sacrifice" and all sure but it's not going to happen tho. not if its you

[animentality]

I know it's a fact of life and all, but it does give me the heebie jeebies, knowing there's someone out there whose job is to masturbate male pigs so they can ship off semen to artificially inseminate sows.

Like I get it... it's just...like...business, circle of life, this is how the meat industry is efficient in how it breeds livestock, but...

I'm trying to imagine someone whose job it is to masturbate a caged pig, and it's like...

Hm.

I hope they pay them...something good.

Also I wonder if like...female pigs ever feel super weird about being artificially inseminated.

Like they know it's not natural.

I assume.

And then I think, well, what about the male pigs?

They probably know it's not natural either, being jerked off in a cage by some human.

What is going through their heads during all this...

[smolandweirdwriter]

FUCK

aelwyn abernant i??? don't hate you???

[robottheodorlasso]

All I want in this life is Rebecca to glare at all the people who threaten those dearest to her :)

[defensivelee]

read a sliver of a bio today and it said that two people had made Shrewsbury's life miserable: William and his mommy

and like ?? it made me kinda sad 🥲 I dunno, I guess I see it, it's hard to have sympathy for William knowing he had some of the same health issues Shrewsbury was having and still he wouldn't let this man go, he expected so much from him. but also.... I don't think Shrewsbury would see it that way. he never ever hated William!! sure he'd get a little disillusioned now and then, but so much of his guilt came from being unable to serve the monarchs he loved. it's kind of a difficult situation but also it wouldn't be the first time William has been kinda obsessive over the people he loves (and he did love Shrewsbury). I dunno what my point is here but the phrasing rlly threw me, is all

but Anna Maria HA my girl can get it, indirectly killing men out here and making her son miserable, AND she's a jacobite sympathizer, yes thank you mommy

[keeps-ache]

sigh. i think i just do not like dogs very much lol

[yallemagne]

Van Helsing: "If you dare to sleep and any harm befall her-- a curse! A curse upon you! Ooooo!"

Seward: "Yeah, sure."

Lucy: "Go to bed! I'm fine!"

Seward: "HELL YEAH! I'm sure nothing bad could possibly happen."

[meatmensch]

Music I think Roy Kent likes and why

Madonna. In season 3, episode 3, Roy said, "[Pre-Madonna] means before Madonna, female vocalists didn't have to work that hard." This implies a great respect for Madonna and her craft. Also, it's an example of a very specific kind of queer guy misogyny that I find very humorous and implicative (of him being queer).

The Sex Pistols (and other punk rock). Two of their songs are in the Ted Lasso soundtrack. One of them specifically plays when Roy is about to do some pundit work for the first time. I think it's meant to be his hype up music. They're also, of course, anti-fascist and anti-monarchy, which I think Roy would vibe with. He's giving punk.

The music of the Muppets. Canonically (not that I necessarily consider this kind of thing canon, lol) a Muppets fan, I think he'd love the soundtracks to the movies, as well as the numbers they do on the original show.

Rap; Salt-n-Pepa, Queen Latifah, and Beyoncé. I just think he would like them. In season 1, episode 6, Keeley mentions that he has rapped, implying at least some interest in the genre.

Leonard Cohen. I think Roy's Jewish, and he's a broody, sensual bitch. It adds up perfectly. Sidenote: while "She's a Rainbow" by the Rolling Stones was a great choice for the song he runs home to football to, I think Cohen's "Ain't No Cure for Love" would've fucking slayyyed..."I loved you for a long, long time / I know this love is real / It don't matter how it all went wrong / That don't change the way I feel / And I can't believe that time is gonna heal / This wound that I'm speaking of" "I've got you like a habit / And I'll never get enough" "I don't need to be forgiven / For loving you so much"

Klezmer. Again, if Roy is Jewish, and we know he loves and misses his grandad...it's simple. He HAS a record player and a dope sound system, and on his shelves there ARE old klezmer records that he remembers dancing around to with his grandad in their old flat.

Amy Winehouse. Again, if Roy is Jewish, and we know he is broody and bitchy, it is a given. "Rehab" is his anthem when his knee gets bad and he is reluctant to treat it.

Disco; Donna Summer and Jessie Ware. It's just great workout music, and it slays, and if he's queer, well, yes, of course he likes disco.

Pop rock; Elton John and Queen. If he's queer...it's a given. I think he particularly likes "I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself" and "Rocket Man", as he is suicidal (I can't find the interview where Goldstein said this) (it's just Word of God anyway), and the most rocket man motherfucker ever.

The music of the people he loves; Led Zeppelin, Cream, Tina Turner, and Stevie Nicks. Phoebe, Keeley, and Jamie like these musicians. He's a caring uncle, boyfriend, and friend. He is listening and learning. Also, I think Phoebe would be into some weird stuff, like outsider music - maybe some Tiny Tim. I think Roy would also enjoy the music of other friends, from plenty of other genres.

[goldkirk]

I DON'T HAVE TO LIE ANYMORE!

[menlove]

has anyone ever told you that you have paul mccartney eyes?

the funniest thing on earth is that the answer was no until I got into them this time and now this is the third time 💀 thank you though it's the Gay Cow Eyes

[jicklet]

Live action Sokka and Suki are very much "I've never seen a girl/boy my age before and I'm going to be so awkward about it" and I'm kind of here for it 😆

[nightshadeis]

"You know, Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have something in common. Their last big hit was The Wall."