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❛ c'mooooonnnnn, v— if you can handle my bike, you can handle a go around on... whatever ride THAT is.❜ tiffany cooed, threading her arm through the others and pulling her closer into her side. tiffany then lowered her voice to a whisper, eyes twinkling; ❛ i'll even hold your hand the whooooooole time. pretty please ?? ❜
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Trust me bro he wants you
#its their first date :)#neither of them knows yet#i dislike this one but i had sooo much fun making it so im posting anyway#sometimes i look back on my stuff and im like yeah they would not say that#and then i dont post it bc im picky ab characterisation#i feel like this here lol!#also ive been trying out new pens lmk if this is not working out#zoro#sanji#zosan#one piece#fanart#artists on tumblr#ely's art#sanzo
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if (month==10 && day==31){alert("🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃");}
#happy halloween!!!!!!!! the BOOps................../#TM only really agreed to this bc queen promised to let her push people into the acid pools after. as a Treat/#neither of them will remember this 2morro <3/#deltarune#queen#tasque manager#myart#alcohol#arachnophobia#not pictured: queen making everyone else dress as .txt documents so she can give them unsolicited grammar advice/#ALSO........................... not a real release date yet but that latest toby tweet...................... 2025................. screams/
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gotta speak my truth on the whole real people shipping with the new Descendants movie rn
it’s so funny that people are speculating about Joshua Colley and Ruby Rose Turner when?? they’re literally doing the same things Dove Cameron and Cameron Boyce did during the original trilogy??
like
they’re the same picture
they hate to see two best friends of opposite sexes being physically affectionate with each other smh
it’s a canon event for these casts to be super physically affectionate with each other 😭
say it with me folks! you are not entitled to actors’ personal lives! 👏
#every time someone online says they’re dating or Joshua Colley ‘plays for the other team��� an Angel loses its wings I stg#‘it’s so obvious’ how about we don’t revert to 2000s gay stereotyping 🤨#he said he’s unlabelled. and neither of them have said anything ab dating leave them ALONE bro#I’m losing brain cells over the parasocialness of it all#also ab Malia and Kylie btw ig it’s a little better bc of Kylie and Ruby’s comments BUT speculating is still immoral#ruby rose turner#joshua colley#dove cameron#cameron boyce#descendants#descendants 4#descendants the rise of red#Joshua Colley and Ruby rose turner
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fully believe that if the party could discord chat, steve and eddie would have really dramatic fights in the group chat about idk steve flirting with jonathan (in the chat. nancy was there. they were joking) or something else stupid and then someone would ping robin and she would be like "they are curled up on the couch together with the straightest faces I've ever seen"
#shut up az#steddie#it would go like this#Jonathan would use the gc to ask Nancy if she was on her way to movie night and Steve would be like oh my god Jon are you cheating on me#bc they've all been told 500 times not to use the gc to date and Steve thinks this is funnier than reminding them#and Jonathan plays along like we were always casual Steve I don't know what you expected#Argyle takes Steve's side#so Jonathan pings Eddie like ayo your bf trying to hit???#and Eddie is like [3 paragraphs in iambic pentameter about how heartbroken he is]#and Steve is like [emoji breakdown]#and Dustin is like @robin: update? and Robin is like Eddie is literally on Steve's chest and neither one of them have flinched#theyre not laughing either just typing furiously#the bit is not a laughing matter#idk why I've decided Steve is even more dedicated to the bit than Eddie#it just feels right
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Just wanted to tell you i adore how toriumi has the little moon widget on her date ui. The effects of coming from tatsumi port island.. no but really its so cool to me how they each have their game's ui elements.. EPIC.. she will know about the moon phases
HAHABH ME TOO IM GLAD... i fucking love toriumi's corner widget its so funny to me...why would she need to know that!!!!!!!!! sadayo having The Weather is p normal imo but
what tatsumi port island ca. 2009 does to a motherfucker...
#neither of them get the actual date on em bc i dont commit like that. but they need their Very Important Widgets#early on the moon widget was just like a side gag so i dont think the phases are accurate i just scribbled smthg on there-#-but right now it IS the full moon. CONFIRMED. for REASONS#<- tags that make it sound like isako's about to fight a full moon shadow
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its been like. nearly a year (How.) already but i cannot lie theres Still a part in the back of my brain occupied with and being thoroughly entertained by the way that childes confirmed 4.0 complete self-awareness over waking up the narwhal at 14 recontextualizes some key liyue things leading to some very funny self indulgent scenarios in my head
like yes chili is old news its basic please excuse me for predictable popular ship crimes (do NOT however associate me w the crimes of fanon against their actual range. theyre peak to Me) but i just keep replaying the imagery of zhongli and childe back on their homoerotic Professional Working Relationship bullshit where their flirting passed the jkjk unless treshold of even remotely plausible deniability like 8 exorbitantly priced business dinners ago and theyre just like. doing that whole song and dance now neither committing to a move except zhonglis presently feeling moderately conflicted (but nonetheless fairly unfazed at) by the prospects of actually developing some sort of a thing for the harbinger hes supposed to puppet master into executing the major story climax of his 67-step retirement plan bc he turned out to be quite the strangely charming ginger specimen (to His weird fucking 6000 year old tastes at least. they deserve each other) with some fascinating life ambitions he cant help but be enraptured by.
but because hes still 100% Locked In on his entire plan zhonglis also just . simultaneously dual wielding his coy-ass "i like you and am taking it slow to Savor this developing relationship (Also bc of the Geo Archon Shaped Elephant In The Room) except am old as shit so my languid sense of time inadvertedly Automatically turns my behavior into an equivalent of the dark souls boss of playing hard2get" act (cue "waddup im ajax 24 and im in fucking agony with this hot funeral consultant". Yes they live like this) AND also meticulously theorycrafting like 12 moves in advance for his 6d chess play of leaving the most subtly crafted trail of breadcrumbs behind for the tsaritsas 11th to follow into the intended & completely "Coincidental" idea of unleashing the one particular sealed sea deity that zhongli Specifically wants momentarily released for his sweet 6k retirement party and graduation test for the nation hes helicopter parented for 3.7k years .
like. this is zhongli we r talking about the guy Absolutely has it planned out down to a fucking art like he has an entire branching path dialogue tree planned and memorized like its a visual novel for every possible way he can conveniently namedrop osial in a non-suspect way and also that he just happens to be sealed right over there across the harbor (what a coincidence!) and also to slip in the intel about the latent power of the sigil of permission etc etc. like zhonglis just out there doing all this massive galaxy brain computational work simultaneously while infodumping on an academic level about whichever subject childes latest random comment of amicable small talk happened to remind him of because in his helicopter parent in remission mind its Absolutely Critical that the idea about releasing osial occurs Completely organically in childes mind it Has to he Cannot risk revealing anything . (hes in remission not in recovery guys.) so like here we are. he requested notes from the tsaritsa Personally on the character of her 11th just to ensure every move was painstakingly crafted to draw him Specifically to the intended conclusion without risking revealing his true identity .
except. the thing . neither he. nor the tsaritsa . would have been informed of . is that this simply isnt childes first fucking rodeo waking up an eldritch city sized sea creature . and he is very well aware of this fact . he woke that beautiful wonderful beloved huge fucking narwhal up by himself had his brain chemistry Immediately and Irrevocably rewired as a direct consequence do you fucking think hes somehow stopped thinking about that singular moment for even a second since then???
yeah . thought so.
so what actually ends up happening in reality is theyll be on another definitely-serious-business-not-just-a-date and zhonglis going to get down to like dialogue selection part 10 of the 86 step conversation tree at Most where hes only beginning to like Vaguely allude to the key pieces of information involved but it turns out Because Hes That Guy (TM) And Has Been There Done That Before childes basic pattern recognition and sense of irony simply proceed to kick in Way ahead of time and hes Immediately perking up like Hey wouldnt it be really fucking funny if i wake up an eldritch sea beast Again . like just in case. as a last ditch effort .
and zhonglis just sitting there seeing the gears turn in his head as they enjoy their cringe fucking picnic (bc they just stare at each other intently like that nowadays its a thing. being in a room with them by this point is essentially a human rights violation) and is just completely fucking flabbergasted and lost on how in the hell childes speedran his way to that conclusion at what amounts to barely a 13% completion rate in his whole overkill fucking plan (just 1 of 3 contingencies btw) and its like yes he has his intended outcome but also precisely 0 idea on how the fuck said outcome was reached the way it was this fast . like hes still winning its His plan thats well underway and ahead of schedule but How
(pov: ur selling the concept of waking up destructive sea creatures to the guy who woke up a celestial body eating cosmic whale at 14)
anyway its truly beautiful i absolutely detest these two and have prime liyue AQ hijinks nostalgia now thank you for the lore drop that allowed this to become canon in my head hoyo
#im sorry for completely out of nowhere ship posting dude idk where this came from . i had to get it off my chest ig . runs away#chili my dearest i miss em . theyre the most normal business partners to lovers dynamic to me NO drama whatsoever they just#happen to be insane fucking people and thats why it ends up weird . but relationship wise. bland as SHIT they just get along well#drama?? betrayal?? angst?? NO. 1 spar and childe forgives instantly we all know this to be true#theyre so fucking basic as a couple bc both of them being as weird as they are just ends up canceling out#bc neither is unnerved by the insane shit the other comes with . and they just like. date normally . and make a semi-open committed ldr wor#they simply civilly agree not to bring up the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Religious differences .#6k yo highly suspect god known for signing NDA with celestia dating guy intent on torching the fucking place personally like .#'we make it work despite our differences 😌'#and the known self-admitted heretic if it gives him power looking to conquer the world just#'oh no need to Rush the agenda after all im still busy getting stronger 😊 in time watch tf out tho <333 youre so sexy aha'#dont listen to bland tropey fanon guysss listen to me they could be so fucking peak. they Are to me#altho childe pairings are so weird to me now being a true narwhal truther. theyre all basically a love triangle to me now LKWDJKWDKJWDKJ#like listen. they could be in love they could be the same entity they could be opposites. nemeses. platonic soulmates. romantic rivals. idc#BUT whatever the fuck they are i want them together please thank uuuuuuuu so like. added hysteria factor to any other ship w ajax .#hes still fucking cheating on his narwhalllll on all levels. romantic. platonic. cosmic. unphased by any attempts at defining their bond#with mere words. what are they??? no clue. still cheating. no i dont explain my poetry often. theyre simply everything to me xx#how do i even fucking tag this man its not rly childeposting worthy is it....#and im not abt to risk breaching containment in the chili tag.........................#guess its just#genshin#rambles#lmaooo wjkdwkjwjkdjkdw
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red guy would ask for a divorce a realize it was depression not his marriage and be like "huh"
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" i guess that wasnt what was making me miserable. easy to see why i thought that, though. who could blame me." /° °\
#THATS SO FUCKIHG FUNNY#ITS NOT EVEN THE ISSUE HE JUST GETS FUCKING DIVOECED#ULTIMATE DIVORCE GUY AMIRIGHT LADS#i like this this is funny#hes like why would i think my marriage was making me sad#jumpcut to duck yelling at him and fighting with him every day of his life#jumpcut to every day being “i said three guesses not two :]”#jumpcut to them going on terrible awful dates bc neither of them know how dates work#montage of them killing each other
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pleaaase may i have 28 and 29 aramour angst ✨ i crave it
28: “Move out of my way before I make you.” // 29: “You deserve better.” (prompt list here)
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#the brainrot!!! so strong. anyways. fellas is it gay to confront the woman dating your ex when there's super high tension#anyway!!! highschool(?) modern au where the popular girl/ queen bee is whoever resident king henry is dating.. hm..#oh the tension between someone who used to serve you. now having taken your place. and you knowing the ins and out of that position..#especially that it's not all it's cooked up to be!! lots of thoughts about this au#art-wise i drew these as storyboards before i realised i cant video format well without audio so they're just here in storyboard form#i drew these in sketchy drafts and then in sketchbook then spent 2h lining them digitally bc the scans were yikes. anyways. i lost a frame#somewhere and it was before the “you deserve better” and it was like. “take it from someone who knows#fun fact!! i showed this to multiple irl friends without dialogue as i was drawing it. neither of them know the characters but.#immediately pinpointed exes vibes. and enemies to lovers. and basically homoerotic arguing tension.#remarkably pleased at how that was conveyed (and also amused. i love my friends). anyway if i were to do this again? then i'd draw in the#frames instead of re-doing the sizing after tracing. yikes that was an experience.#anyway!! (x3) anon i hope you enjoy the aramour angst. i hope it has something. i craved it a lot as i was drawing this#six the musical#six the musical fanart#catherine of aragon#jane seymour#also the characterisation was lowkey based off how mean girl seymour is absolutely a thing in the show. some of her lines. savage.#parallels!!! in show the "oh boohoo [..] i DIED'' and attacking aragon.. the rivalry here.. aaaagh#also!! the last line is a slightly paraphrased letter from aragon to her father(?) i think. found it online while looking for how she wrot#because i wanted her to sound more queenly... you also see it in how she's unbothered and rather unimpressed throughout seymour's posturing#the confidence in herself. meanwhile jane is defensive and a bit more prone to being flustered <parallels emotion in show script>#i'm just. very proud of these drawings together. narrative can be so very nice. the last two frames are kinda like a postscript.#sometimes the brainrot really gets you!! alright have a nice day.. comms are open and the fact that no one is taking them up rn feels a bit#sobering. but it's okay! i'm not in a rush.. it's more for the experience. hm. i wonder who wrote yes in the poll though#(can you. tell my ego is a little bruised?) nvm onwards!! eventually i'll get good enough to actually sell my stuff :OOO#oh an addendum: lowkey inspired by all the bathroom girl-on-girl confrontation scenes. one off the top of my head is the one from heathers#but there's quite a lot of those tbh#aramour
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can’t believe to this day that people walk out of brokeback mountain somehow thinking the point is that ennis is a villain
#this girl i dated said it was a red flag that i think ennis del mar is one of the realest performances ever.#which like. insane on many levels#i just saw a post to the effect of ‘poor jack that ennis would do this to him’ and just.#it’s neither of their faults. society. ennis didn’t live a life he was unhappy with for fun he is Terrified For His Life You Idiots#they both hurt everyone around them and themselves bc of the situation u are in. it’s an unsatisfactory situation. be a human
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AU where jango takes boba with him on a mission to tatooine. boba coincidentally meets anakin and they hit it off SO well and are SO determined not to be separated when jango's mission is over that they decide that the only reasonable course of action is to parent trap jango and shmi.
chaos, naturally, ensues.
#star wars#boba fett#anakin skywalker#shmi skywalker#jango fett#neither of them knows anything about romance and the only thing boba has ever been taught to plan is assassination attempts#so it's a lot of boba steepling his fingers and being like ''engine sabotage. is that anything?''#and anakin being like ''that doesn't sound right but i don't know enough about courtship to dispute it :V''#meanwhile jango becomes convinced that shmi is involved in his mission somehow bc the guy he's after is OBVIOUSLY targeting her#and the whole time it's just. their kids trying very chaotically to set them up on a date LMAO
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the worst death note au i've ever thought of: L and light are both wildly toxic and delusional kpop stans of the kpop artist named beyond birthday
#this is circling through my mind nonstop and getting increasingly stupid the more i think about it#light is toxic in the 'RESPECT MY FAVES I WILL KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE IF YOU IMPLY THEY HAVE EVER DONE ONE WRONG THING' way#L is a hard stan and toxic purely bc of his general personality#and his extensive deductions of beyond's personal life that borders on stalking#beyond looks like a drowned rat but neither of them can see or admit this#persistant and weirdly plausible rumors that he's a serial killer irl#they meet when their whatever-the-equivalent-of-bubble-is notification goes off at the same time#he's not even part of a popular group so L and light's inane fighting is known by the entire fandom#and possibly even by beyond himself#light has a mental breakdown when a dating scandal betwen bb and girl group artist misamisa is revealed#anyway thanks for listening to my bad ideas
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random but is anyone else into yosurise but in a doomed kind of way. like kind of one sided. like a yosuke is into rise in a puppydog kind of way and rise keeps trying to find a relationship but can’t and finally decides to give yosuke a try because at least he’s a friend and she knows he won’t try to take advantage of her being an idol etc. And yosuke is ECSTATIC and wants to give her the world but in an unsustainable kind of way, a desperate “i don’t deserve her but she’s giving me a chance and i need to do anything i can to keep her happy” kind of way. And rise is so flattered and like yosuke is nice but she can’t match that dedication, no one can or should, but it’s all so one sided and she feels so guilty about that but she doesn’t want to break his heart or be “mean”. all while yosuke is becoming almost self destructive by trying to give her “what she deserves” but it’s an unhealthy level of dedication and it’s honestly hurting both of them
#rambles#p4#not tagging this w the ship lol#before anyone even tries anything neither of them are ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ in this scenario#just a case of two people who aren’t compatible w each other making a relationship unhealthy#like yosuke lacking in self confidence and thinking he isn’t good enough#and rise trying to be into yosuke as much as he’s into her but you can’t force that!#and also it can be soooo uncomfortable when someone is way more into you than you are into them#in this scenario she doesn’t break up w him bc I mean he’s being so nice. so she’s wondering what’s ‘wrong’ w her#that she doesn’t feel the same way back and can’t force herself to develop those feelings…#btw bc i hate myself this would probably come after rise can’t get over souji no matter what she does or who else she tries to date#she’s a pretty girl so I imagine she would just keep encountering douchebags#and so she decides to give it a try w yosuke bc he’s seen the Real her and still likes her right??#meanwhile because it’s me ofc it’s because souji has feelings for yosuke but can’t bear the thought of ruining their friendship#and so instead he sits off to the side watching his friends drag each other down in a relationship that’s bad for both of them#THIS IS SO MUCH SORRY ITS SLOW AT WORK
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#I also keep seeing modern au aubrey-maturin art#that makes me wish I could draw and thereby contribute#unfortunately I can't even *write* modern aus generally. but I like transferring character dynamics from place to place in my brain#and I feel like I could do a university AU very nicely if I could do AUs at all#because I have had rowers in my class with as far as I could tell jack's exact personality#(unfortunately it has to be a US university AU because (a) that's what I know and (b) afaik nobody else does randomly assigned roommates)#(and I cannot pass up the opportunity for randomly assigned roommates.#OR RATHER#for 'you seem more or less human - quick let's request each other so we don't have to go into potluck'#I think that works best)#(but maybe they are both international students anyway. that works fine. & therefore extremely alarmed by potluck [can't say they're wrong]#sophie is a sorority girl. english major I think. and I can see her so clearly#(she's the part I want to draw)#she's not that into the high-octane social schedule her sorority expects her to have#but her pushy mother was a member and it is Unthinkable that sophie should not be#and a lot of the other girls are sweet :) so it's fine :) she says#feel like she has roommate issues (unlike her original self she is able to live away from mrs williams so this makes up for that)#so she's always over in jack and stephen's room. people who know her tangentially sometimes gossip about which one she's actually dating#(at that particular moment it is actually neither of them she's just hanging out with stephen)#diana freed from the shackles of 19th century womanhood creates even more and weirder drama than in canon#idk I just want to see the plot of post captain played out over text message#don't ask me HOW idk HOW i just want it#stephen is a biology major/pre-med obvs. if he can survive organic chemistry#jack is some kind of engineering major. I think he'd enjoy that with the math. diana has changed her major 7 times#(I don't know whether to put jack in rotc. I don't think it Actually actually fits - he's in the navy in canon because he's in the navy#not bc he's Inevitably Military In All Worlds. he would not want to do that if he didn't get to sail#but at the same time I find it hard to picture him not belonging to Discipline somehow.#it's more than a disinterested passion for cleanliness that drives him to wash stephen's mug for him that has had coffee and ramen in it#(and NOT in that order)#in the bathroom sink
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vanya does 100% believe that he and ricardo are in an open relationship that they've just never actually communicated about before
#ricardo went to the gala with and kissed marta. and then vanya kissed him im the elevator at the hospital#and then ricardo Kept Kissing Both Of Them so vanya was just like. okay (: we are in an open relationship (:#this works out great for me bc i love being marta and getting to kiss and date ricardo as a woman#AND i love getting to see him again and kiss him when im me (:#but neither vanya/ricardo nor marta/ricardo have communicated about ric dating them (in vanyas eyes) both at the same time#vanya everytime he is on a date w ric as marta: yayy girl time and kissing ricardo time and i get to laugh at his jokes and hold his arm or#or hand all night and we can go oit in public and i can show off skim and be pretty and i get to spend time w my boyfriend (((:#ricardo everytime he is on a date with marta apparently: oh i am the worst. im bad. i am so fucking guilty i cannot keep doing this#but its for the job but i also like her but- fuck. fuck fuck fuck#op#let me tell you. i was shocked pikachu when i found out that ortega will break up with the puppet (over text !!) in his apartment scene#what the fuck do you mean that you would break up with marta - MARTA !!!- over text ricardo !!!! how fucking dare you#ricanya#vanya
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i am an akishinjimitsu truther I think they're all weird lesbians
#2 me its like. mitsuru thinks the other two are together bc of how close they are. shinji thinks the other two like eachother. aki thinks#neither of them will ever look at him like that. and then they never have a conversation about it because i hate communication#and then shinji leaves and aki is like Fuck. and that gives him the courage to get closer to mitsuru because he doesn't want to lose his#chance like he did with shinji.#theyre not dating but they kind of are.#anyway ill shut up this matters to me and me alone
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