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keis-slut · 4 months ago

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PINES TWINS HEADCANONS

in honor of their birthday (8/31), some headcanons of 25 year old dipper and mabel!

also bc i binge watched the show again-

includes what they’re up to, relations, interests, stuff they do in their free time, etc.

+ short 5 song playlist of their taste at the end

(will be songs from recent years since it’s now, as in this second, of their interests. i’d be happy to do a full playlist if requested!)

DIPPER

-stayed in touch with stan and ford all these years, he’s very close to them. they’re still around but much older and calmer

-so, yes, he’s covered in tats. yk that fanart we allllll have seen? yea they pretty much look like that, some weird ones, he rlly likes patchwork style tattoos

-probably has one on his chest or stomach/lower pelvis tbh, he’s a quirky dude

-mabel probably dared him to do something like that because she thought he’d chicken out from the pain but he did it

-him and mabel have matching tattoos that was dippers idea, dipper has a pine tree on his ankle and mabel has the shooting star on hers

-his pain tolerance is definitely pretty high given all the stuff he’s been through

-he decided to grow his hair a bit longer because he likes it that way. he enjoys being able to put it into a messy half up lil bun

-as for shaving his face, he likes to be clean. as much as he was excited about chest hair or whatever, once there started to be more hair coming in, he got tired of it and started keeping clean. maybe some stubble on his face once in a while if he’s lazy

-he has rosacea he mistakenly took for acne when he was growing into his teens, so he just naturally has a reddened face, probably from all the stress. aside from it being a medical condition, it’s rather cute

-he’s also in the sun a lot in california, so that’s what caused that and his darkening freckles.

-he’s good with his skin though, he likes to just keep himself clean, that’s it.

-he also wears chapstick, but only the cherry flavor from the chapstick brand.

-likes jewelry so he wears a bunch of different necklaces and bracelets and rings. he changes his necklace like every week, it’s always some kinda rock in wire or dog tag. also pierced his ears so he wears small studs or smthn

-ahem he has his tongue pierced ahem

-wears a lot of plain clothes or band t-shirts. he’s got like a weird grunge/hippie mix to his style, like converse and band tshirts with like a bandanna and all his jewelry

-still wears hats, he likes beanies too

-he consumes a lot of media, he loves cartoons but will watch the occasional greys anatomy episode

-he loves video games, such a nintendo sucker like mario, sonic, zelda, smash

-his fav series is the legend of zelda im not biased shut up

-he also got into anime more, this happened a bit after he left the summer of 2012. you can blame soos for recommending he tries it out, and he did

-i feel like his favorites would be like soul eater, jujutsu kaisen, or death note

-cat person cat person cat person

-owns like 3 cats

-orange tabby he named corduroy, grey tabby named tyrone (calls him ty), and a black one he named august, for him and his sisters birth month.

-she helped him decide the name, they got him together so technically it’s both of their cat but mabel still has waddles (and a guinea pig but this isn’t mabels headcannons)

-he decided against going to college but instead has his own interactive websites for people interested in the weird and crazy supernatural, this all started from a blog he created himself about the weird things he’s researched.

-he’s thought about studying computer science, or becoming a teacher for philosophy or even psychology, something like that, but he now thinks college will get in the way of his personal research, so he finds things off of that

-he does a lot of his own research on these things anyway because he’s still interested in it

-for an actual job to make a steady income he’s been working at an amazon warehouse for a couple of years

-dabbled in smoking weed but it’s not for him, he’s too paranoid

-he has a lot of friends but most of them are online

-you thought the awkwardness was just part of the preteens phase, well it wasn’t

-he’s still pretty awkward but i guess some girls find that more attractive as you get older and not gross

-also i think dipper is straight, but he’s still pretty flamboyant.

-he’s definitely tested the theory of him being not straight though, that’s all imma say

-he’s better at talking to girls, especially now that he knows what he really wants to do and who he is, the confidence in himself was the key

-sometimes he’s shy, but doesn’t have a problem smiling or saying hi or complimenting someone

-he’s had a couple of relationships, done a handful of things and tried stuff out, but he still hasn’t found the one

-he’s the kinda guy that needs to find someone who’s ok with him being very private and independent sometimes, and he finds that hard

-as much as he can be distant, he still wants a long term partner eventually

-he also does know he has a lot of his own issues to figure out to do that, because he knows he can get distant, and so he has traumas to work out and he’s aware of that

-at heart, he is very much so a lover boy though

-his top love language from the 5 would be acts of service. he may get distant and stuff but he still thinks about you a lot and what you need or what you’re doing, like bringing you soup or tissues when you’re sick, switching your clean clothes to the dryer, simple stuff like picking up after you if you forget, or even teaching you new things he’s learned about because he likes to share that

-in order of the 1-5 from most to least, acts of service, gift giving, quality time, words of affirmation, and physical touch.

-just because it’s the last doesn’t mean he doesn’t like it, he just shows the others more.

-he’s perfectly fine with cuddling and kissing all day in bed on a lazy rainy day, all gloomy outside during a thunderstorm and you both are cozy in bed, nice and warm form body heat and in and out of sleep.

-he needs this very often he’s so stressed

-wears knee high socks to bed tho oops

-he’s doesn’t like wearing a shirt to bed that much though, but he does wear the socks

-always with shorts or boxers tho, he doesn’t like the feeling of pants over long socks, or pants under the covers anyway. not a fan of layers

-as much as he’s very into technology and being lazy or whatever, he does like to go outside a lot and hike, or casual walks

-he enjoys the feel of nature, and more so during the summer. summer is his favorite season for nostalgia reasons

-drives a subaru crosstrek. and he liked the camo green, ok?

-covered in magnets and stickers

-wants to get a motorcycle

-now that he drives, him and mabel make frequent trips to gravity falls whenever they can to see everyone, they all still stay in contact, and love seeing the twins.

—pinetrees pods

stick season - noah kahan

birds of a feather - billie eilish

baby i’m home - odetari

snakelike - whatsaheart

crush - ethel cain

MABEL

-also stayed in touch with stan and ford like dipper, they’re both close with them (stan and mabel are closer but they all love each other equally)

-i feel like she also would have tattoos but they’re kinda smaller and more floral and colorful, not huge and overbearing though

-not to be sad, but waddles doesn’t have much time left and so she got a little tattoo of a cute pig on her hip for memory of him

-she chose her right hip because that’s his favorite spot to snuggle on her when they sleep together or cuddle, he was always on that side

-she definitely kept like a girly hippie and y2k kinda style as she got older

-she keeps her hair long and always natural, she never really likes to blow it out or straighten it, but she loves doing different styles like braids or space buns, but usually just naturally down and wavy.

-likes hair clips and scrunchies, especially the ones with the cute designs and colors on it. like the hair clips that look like wings and have dangling jewels

-she did however have a little phase where she wanted to dye some of it, she did the front strands of her hair hot pink and purple before

-she really likes doing her makeup, all kinds of styles and colors. she’ll try eyeliner, face paint, glitter, lipstick colors, bright eyeshadows, everything

-she doesn’t overdo it, but always has some kind of color in her face, like a natural face but some blue or purple eyeshadow, something cool.

-has a small stud on her nose, but a lot more piercings on her ears.

-she never wanted anything crazy but she thinks more holes to put cute earrings in was a good idea

-she also enjoys tv, she loves movies more though. she likes cartoons but more enjoys shows like friends, or reality tv shows like the masked singer or love island

-she also enjoys video games, mostly because dipper introduced her to alot, zelda she likes because of him and she got into animal crossing too

-NEEDED pietro on her island or else she wouldn’t play.

-she bought her own switch because of this

-it has pink remotes and lots of stickers, obviously

-she also has a pc, she likes playing minecraft with candy and grenda. she isn’t very good at it tho so she plays with cheats LOL

-social media obsessed, she posts everything, especially on tiktok and instagram. she likes sharing, sharing is caring.

-her user would probably be like “sh00t1ngst4r31” or smthn from like 2016 pinterest username ideas but she doesn’t care too change it, she still thinks it’s cute

-pothead, it makes her feel funny and fuzzy and happy and stupid and…oh i’m hungry.

-so yea, she also has a guinea pig and she named her star, after her own alias as shooting star

-she likes to draw and she actually makes money off her art, like selling designs or stickers on redbubble, but also makes art of characters from games and stuff, or pretty nature designs

-shes in college for theatre and film, she would love to make movies or shows some day. she’s also interested in acting and singing a lot too

-there is a boy she likes in her class but she’s nervous to talk to him, after the whole boy crazy teen phase, she’s calmed down but become more nervous to talk to boys if she likes them, otherwise she’s extremely social.

-mabel isn’t straight guys. never was and never will be. she finds its much easier to talk to girls if it’s a crush.

-GOES TO DRAG SHOWS!

-she’s friends w all the queens, she gets behind the scenes of them changing and choosing their songs and outfits and their theme for sets !!!!

-she’s like adhd central, but yes she’s on medication for it.

-i also think she has a personality disorder of some sort, like bpd

-she has a tough time keeping relationships because of how wild and moody she can be as a person, it can get confusing and it’s hard, but her optimistic trait keeps this lovely girl going, she’s doing ok don’t worry.

-DRIVES A MODDED JEEP WRANGLER ITS PURPLE AND COVERED IN DUCKS

-also likes anime, she’s an ouran high school host club girly, but also the occasional demon slayer fan

-she loves my hero academia be fr

-she’s in love with ochaco

-wears big asf t-shirts to bed, panties and socks. it’s cozy

-collects stuffed animals, she loves emptying her wallet at arcades and only playing for stuffies. it’s not all for nothing though, she’s pretty good at what she does.

-big collector and still scrapbooks.

-she has shelves of manga and figures, also books of drawings and memories, and other random collectibles

-really likes sanrio

-she is in school and does have her own online business, but she does also dog sit and dog walk on the side

-i feel like she loves to cook and bake, she likes to try new things all the time

-she enjoys traveling too, she’s been to the east coast in the states like new york, vermont, and down to virginia and north carolina too

-also out of the country, she’s been to japan, and paris a couple times. she HAD to take a picture that made it look like she was holding a tiny eiffel tower before she dies cmon

-she loves fall, definitely a pumpkin spice girl

-prefers dunkin over starbucks, but will get the occasional cake pop from starbucks

-she’s still taller than dipper lol, i’d say she’s like 5’6 while he’s an inch shorter

-she wears glasses now, but prefers contacts. she only wears her glasses like at home or doing casual stuff if she doesn’t feel like putting her contacts in but for the most part she wears the contacts

-she loves taking trips with dipper back to gravity falls, she’s especially excited to see wendy again now that they can really relate more with girl things since mabel’s old enough to understand a lot more

-they take mabel’s jeep when driving to gravity falls, but switch out driving here and there.

-passenger gets aux, it’s their rule

—shooting stars symphony

girl, so confusing - charlie xcx

i love hollywood! - slayyyter

l’amour de ma vie, extended - billie eilish

ancient dreams in a modern land - marina

joyride - kesha

#writers on tumblr #wattpad #writer stuff #fanfic writer #fanfiction writer #gravity falls #pine twins #pines twins #dipper pines #stanford pines #mabel pines #stanley pines #bill cipher #wendy corduroy #soos ramirez

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youremyheaven · 5 months ago

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I need some advice. I feel like I'm dying. Going through the worst period cramps ever (never had this in the past 11 years), it literally feels like someone is stabbing my cervix, uterine walls and the pathway walls (I feel a bit shy calling it what it is...like a normal woman). Its so bad, I've never had it like this before. Has to do with the fact I was having isues, doc put me on meds, as soon as the dosage was done: red sea spilleth over.

Know any home remedies to help? Or just any other advice to deal with this? Can't go to the doc rn, she'll suggest to hold off pain meds, I am taking over the counter anti-inflammatory stuff..yk the one for fevers and other pains. Its not working. Its been so debilitating...I can't sleep, sit, breathe, do anything...yk the type of pain that makes you bend and make your mouth water...idk if that happens to anyone else but yeah....

OMGGG 😩😨😨😓that sounds soooo rough, I hope you're feeling better now???

I have taken meftal spas for cramps since I was maybe 16-17 years old. Idk if that's available in other parts of the world??? but its widely available in India and its specifically for period cramp induced pain<333 I'm not a doctor so pls don't take any medication without exercising caution first!!! you may not react well to it or it may have adverse effects bc of the medication you're already taking ://// 😩😩

on that note, practicing yin yoga (which focuses on releasing stress from the hip area/psoas muscles) has greatly changed my reproductive system as a whole tbh, my sex drive changed, my relationship with my body changed (like even the way i walk changed bc my hips loosened up, which meant i walked more "freely" dont tell me its woowoo,, yk can just tell when someone's body is very "frozen" or "stiff" looking) and yesss my menstrual cycle was immensely affected by it.

i used to have HORRIBLE cramps, irregular cycles, HEAVY bleeding etc in my mid-late teens (this was because of trauma + eating disorder, in case u wanted to know) and now? my period is 3 days long, light bleeding, little to no pain and i attribute alllll of that to yoga<3

now i specifically like to do certain mudras and asanas (poses) which are supposed to help the female body specifically

and while this can help u when u are on your period, i suggest making it part of your lifestyle and living according to your monthly cycle's phases so that you can experience smoother periods. i dont think its realistic to do them if you're experiencing immense pain 😭

Legs-Up-The-Wall Pose (Viparita Karani)

This pose is known for increasing blood flow to the pelvic region which helps enhance the health of your reproductive organs.

2. Baddha konasana aka butterfly pose

helps the uterus<333

3. balasana or child's pose

tbh this might actually help even if ur ON your period, lying down like this is soooo soothing and comforting. ppl overcomplicate yoga, when the reality is that holding your body in certain poses can emotionally feel very comforting/freeing/nourishing etc but then again im only familiar with yin yoga/restorative yoga (there are manyyyy different types of yoga)

4. happy baby pose

as the name suggests this is how babies lay down and they seem happy for no reason,, i remember the first time i consciously did this pose and i was like???? this is yoga??? bc i would randomly do poses like these for no reason in bed (im sure we all do when we're bored) and if i intentionally do it?? its actually good for me??

again this pose helps with the hip muscles!!! the female body is always preparing for childbirth. regardless of whether or not you want to be a mom, taking care of your womb health and reproductive well being is CRUCIAL bc whether we like it or not we were designed this way and dont think of it as "preparing my body to bear children" just think of it as "preparing my body to be at its best" (the bearing kids is just a bonus) .. the state of your womb affects your whole being!!! its not a joke!!!

now here's some mudras:

yoni mudra

yoni means womb and as u can see, this pose imitates the 🫣🫣 its a highly beneficial mudra for women and helps with overall pelvic health. you can do it sitting cross legged. i like to chant mantras and do this pose,, it kicks in quicker or smthng idk 😳but it feels ✨

2. prana mudra

do this mudra on both hands btw!!

prana means life force

this mudra helps with overall immunity and pain management!!!

3. prithvi mudra

prithvi means earth and this mudra helps balance the earth element in your energetic system which means its gives you strength, resilience and physical energy (in case u feel tired, fatigued etc for no reason) as those are the qualities of the earth

now for some pranayamas

Bhramari/ honeybee buzzing

youtube

this is my fav bc its so simple and easy to do!! and who doesn't want to buzz like a bee??? 🥰😍

2. anulom vilom

youtube

this is also a very simple pranayam for beginners

the whole idea is to get your body into a state of relaxation so that you dont operate from a place of stress or anxiety. you can just feel peaceful all the time. imagine being that unbothered!!

sorry for going off on a tangent (me with every post lmao) these are some beginner friendly yoga asanas/mudras/pranayamas (all of which are diff components of yoga) that u can try when u feel comfortable!!

NOW about alleviating pain ASAP:

hot water bag

put that thing on ur stomach and lie down (after taking medicine) my mom used to do this all the time and it helped her a lot

2. roobois tea

i drink roobois tea almost everyday hehe but its said to help alleviate menstrual cramps 🤔and lower blood pressure,,

3. chamomile tea

is also said to help with period pain :o

4. look into your diet, sleep, overall lifestyle

you may not have had pain of this sort before but babe NOW UR A WOMAN ✨and u have to look at your lifestyle and ensure that its something that helps a woman's body feel rested and calm

being stressed all the time can take a physical toll on you and lead to all kinds of diseases later in life!! its in your best interest to RELAX

idk how much this helped 😭😭the most convenient thing to do would be to take medicine but u said u can't so :((( hot water bag + roobois tea???

ALSOOOO always wear socks during your period and keep your feet covered. i have sensitive feet so i wear socks at home often (this is uncommon in india, where we have a tropical climate lmao) BUT KEEP THOSE FEET COVERED,, there's some kind of science behind it but i dont remember it lmao,, all i know is that it makes me bleed less<333 and have more cozy periods and sleep better<33

ALSOOOO,, this could be an old wives tale but it worked for me (but im also delusional😍) eating dark chocolate and/or having a spoon of oil on day 1 of your period makes your period go smoothly?? 😭😭😭there's no harm in trying hehe

ALSOOO and ive never tried this but heating up like a tablespoon of oil and applying it to the bellybutton area 😳😳can help alleviate period pain 😳😳

lastly and most importantly, im just a girlblogger and NOT A MEDICAL EXPERT so pls dont put urself in an adverse position bc of something i said 😭😭😭

love always,

heaven ✨

#heaven's asks #period pain

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aleksa-sims · 6 months ago

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RL Story

CW: addiction, baby health

My Baby and I have been home for 4 weeks now. Little progress and improvements in my Son’s development were slowly noticeable. He still cried at night, but he became much calmer compared to the first weeks before. I think this is mainly due to the usual routine we have developed together at home. What also helped Lucas a lot, was our first visit to the pediatrician after the hospital discharge. The pediatrician recommended a special baby-formula, because my little one cried a lot and also lost weight.

As for that withdrawal symptoms thing, the pediatrician said the same, as the docs in the hospital told me. My Baby had a mild withdrawal, but now after 3 weeks, it should be over. From a medical pov, he's ok! The constant crying and restlessness should also subside, once we change his baby-formula. The doc explained to me, that Lucas seems to be a very sensitive child. I simply have to accept it! This was the second time a doctor told me my Son was sensitive. Well, I get it now! My Baby’s okay, I just need to be a bit more chilled.

Anyway! My Baby was getting better while I was getting... worse. I was constantly feeling sad and totally exhausted. I was terrified for my Son, even though he was FINE! So my Mom slept with me & Lucas. In my bed! 🫤 I didn’t ask her to!! She stayed every night with us in my room, to feed Lucas at night. My Mom knew that his crying, scared/worried me, because I kept thinking something was wrong with Lucas. She just wanted to help me. But somehow Lucas got used to sleeping in my bed. Just like my.... Mom!? 😫

I am truly grateful to her, for everything she has done for Lucas & me, and is still doing. But I think she...... meant it too well, if you understand me? With her constant help, she basically... replaced me as a mother. Now my Son had two Moms, yk? Ofc, that's nothing bad or so!! My whole situation back then was just... chaotic. Actually, I should be with Lucas & Nico alone, at our own place! But unfortunately, this was not possible at the time.

However, things will go a bit wrong, especially as soon as Nico comes back home. Also between me & my parents it's gonna get.... stressfull. Tbh, I needed help. But since I didn’t talk to anyone about it, my parents didn’t know I was depressed. Instead, they expected the worst (of me). They thought I had relapsed.😠

Oh, and Sandra also came to me. She and Liam visited Lucas quite often the first days. I have entrusted Sandra with some things that have burdened me. Yesterday Philip called me. He wanted to see Lucas. I told S. I was afraid of becoming like Isabella. 😞I don’t know why I felt that way?? Maybe bcs I talked to P.?? Sandra tried to make me realize that N.'s & my situation is not like P.'s & Isabella's (was). I just felt guilty about Lucas, like I was a bad mother. That's why.... I was afraid to become like Isabella.

And that my Mom took over my job as a Mother at the beginning, did not do me any good. But also my Dad, he somehow replaced Nico for Lucas. It's so strange. Bcs actually my parents did nothing bad! They only helped us. Still... I....I never thought that all this would have such a negative effect on the relationship between Nico &Lucas.

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#ts4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #myrlgameplay #rl story #simself #cw addiction #cw babies

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wickerfox · 10 months ago

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HELLO YES ITS ME IM COPY PASTING THE THING HERE:

YOU JUST MADE THE CHILD IN ME BLOOM. THE QUESTION LIST (THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IM SEEING THIS AU BUT GOD FORBID):

× Who's Hoodie

× Is it in the same time setting as MH

× Who PLAYS AS ALEX

× Did it start the same way as a dumb school film project?

× From what I understood Scar takes the role of Tim, is bro a chainsmoker too LMFAO.

× Is Grian canonically gay too

× Would it be a wild correct guess that Amy is Lizzie and Alex is Joel since yk based from obvious plot points?

(before I start, placing this disclaimer here at the top since I have friends who don't frequent mcyt and might get confused, but when I talk abt this au I'm specifically talking abt the characters, not the content creators themselves. Anyway)

SO IM GONNA GO AHEAD AND SHARE WHOSE WHO FIRST

Jay- Grian, it made the most sense in my head, but I actually flip flopped on this so many times bc he also works so well as Tim or Alex, but at some point I went "wait it's an au, we can see how the story changes with Grian as the protag" so Grian's the protag now

Tim/Masky- Scar, I'm a transparent desert duo enjoyer and had a similar flip flop with him as I did Grian bc he'd also work as Jay but I was halfway through that drawing and had a similar thought process to the one i had abt Grian

Brian/Hoodie- Jimmy, I wanted to keep the cast focused to life series and evo members and he made the most sense to me lore wise, especially with the idea that in this au he was one of the ones with the earliest exposure to The Watcher (bc I love Canary Curse symbolism)

Alex- This one was the toughest choice bc no matter what a fav is going to loose it. Good thing this based on the Life Series! As much as I Love the idea of Joel and Lizzie as Alex and Amy, I actually went with Martyn. Again, the character is pretty involved with the Watcher Lore so it made the most sense as the character that is arguably most effected by it. (Although for a brief moment I considered Mumbo Jumbo bc,,, how fucking funny would that be)

Jessica- Jessica's gotta be Pearl right? It makes the most sense for it to be Pearl, I don't even need reasoning for this it makes sense

Amy- So who's Amy then? Scott actually! He's not Martyn's boyfriend in this, he's just a really good friend of his who was super involved in the production. Also like in mh, he's Pearl's roommate.

Sarah- Ren. Can't have a life series au featuring desert duo and not have some renchanting. Who else would be one of the leading actors in Martyn's short film?

Seth- Big B, again Evo connection made sense to me, and depending on your own personal theory on who the third person running the totheark account is, both Big B and Ren have interesting implications, even if both their rolls are p minor in this au

With the cast out of the way other questions !!!

It's set in a kind of nebulous time frame that's probably a little closer to present day, but it does still start with a student film project. When asked Why Martyn chose to use tapes he says something about wanting a more authentic feel to the film but in reality he just thought using tapes was a cool idea and doesn't want to admit that it's kind of impractical now.

In this au Scar doesn't smoke, but instead I like the headcannon that he just has boxes of candy/bubblegum cigarettes on him at all times. He'll pull one out, pause, and offer one to someone and when they say no he's just like "Okay, your loss" and watch as they get all confused when he starts unwrapping it asdfghkgkdjhfjsh

Is Grian gay in this au? Whose to say. (Real answer tho, I'm a notorious Jam shipper and while I'm not an active shipper when it comes to hermitcraft or the life series, I don't really mind it so the relationship is left kind of ambiguous)

But yes THANK YOU DO MUCH FOR GIVING ME A CHANCE TO TALK ABT THIS IVE BEEN RAMBLING TO MY FRIEND WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING IVE BEEN SAYING FOR DAYS

#marble deserts #marble deserts au #marble hornets au #life series #asks and answers #adrien rambles

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crushedsweets · 1 year ago

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I am so curious as to what you'd think about Nina and Hoodie as a duo. They've been two of my absolute favorites (even if Brian technically isn't even a creepypasta) since I was younger and I've always loved them as a sort of big brother/little sister pairing. They are so siblings to me I adore them. What are your thoughts on the sillies..

OHHH this is actually super interesting... but also im worried i do not have a lot to say because they won't mesh very well/very much. but i will try. not super realistic headcanons i think but what do i know... <3

brian isnt very present in my story, partially bc ik some mh fans dont like the crossover very much. and by time ninas in the story, i want him+tim to kinda separate from slenderman as toby and kate take over. he's still involved and coming around since he gets horrible slender sickness(but its from the operator) if he's away too long, but he doesn't live near or befriend most of the main cast..

nina is very present in my story because i love her and she is such a good and fun representation of the fandom yk. but brian is much more realistic and late 30s man, while nina is a very cartoonish early 20s girl. theyre on very different fields character and life wise...

BUUUUUUUUUT they would still meet of course.

she'd be bubbling around the entire cast, meeting people through jeff. people initially think she's in the same vein as jeff, natalie, and toby, with a LONG list of blood on their hands influenced by the operator, so they just don't think much about it. theyre mostly surprised by how cheery she is, but the proxies are the first to find out she's just... obsessed with jeff..... so thats very off putting. brian isn't fond of it.

nina would develop some light slender sickness(again, from the operator) just by being around jeff all the time, but the operator never infected her because he didn't see her as a worthy vessel. so, she would have to come to the proxies about it. if toby isnt in the mood or busy, she'd just have to hope brian/tim are around with some pills that'll soothe the pain

brian is more likely to help. with nina, he'd be quick to take on a more protective role, trying to console her as she cries on the couch holding her head whining about static.

initial convos would go smth along the lines of "do you want some coffee ? or uh kids like hot chocolate huh... maybe tea" "i'm literally in my 20s please tell me toby has weed somewhere" "that does not help with this pain i promise" "how would you know" "haha. water it is."

brian was a major stoner back in his early 20s and nina thinks its fucking hilarious. . . she'll try to get him to smoke with her but he's rlly not interested LOLLLL.... hes like 15 yrs older than her he thinks its weird .

again, he's not around a lot, but she's always happy to bump into him. she'd be squealing n shit 'HIII BRIANNNN how r u :3' and he'd just be like :) hey nina. and then never answer the 'how r u' bc he doesnt actually wanna sit and talk .

its a good change of pace. he's been through hell and back for well over a decade by this point, everyone around him is a sad sack of shit, and he spent a long time just. fighting to be an optimistic, cool guy to hang around . . but .... like.... um..... its hard to be that kind of person after all he's been thru. something about nina just forces that sort of like..... glee out of him . its not a huge difference where he's suddenly bouncing and giggling and whatever, he's still just Some Guy. but he'll be like :) lol .

mayhaps he'd catch her trying on toby's goggles and he'd offer to let her try on his mask. but nina would fake gag and be like 'no i dont want that dirty musty nasty sack on my head' and he'd be like ?????. then he'd say she can wash it and then try it on. which.. as an older sibling.... is the type of shit i'd do just to get my sister to do smth for me that i dont wanna do LMFAOOO. she might fall for it just cuz my dear nina is the ultimate fangirl

i dunno i kinda struggled with this one just cuz in my au, they wouldnt be all that close and the Type of characters they are don't mesh very well, but i am super fond of the concept and would love to try expanding on it more

#asks #creepypasta headcanon #nina the killer #creeped #hcs #ty for ask btw <33

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alxastrx · 3 months ago

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Twst reasons to overblots & design rating !

Tw : SUBJECTIVE OPINION

Reasons to overblots :

1- Malleus

You mean to tell me that an almost immortal being is getting hate bcs he's loosing the closest thing he had to a friend and a father knowing that that'll happen to everyone he knows and can't take it like a mature adult ? When faes are canonically minors under the age of 200 and he's 178 and clearly struggling with his emotions since he was raised in loneliness ? Lmao. Okay. (I have to keep it short or I'll do a full Malleus analysis and no one wants that).

2 - Vil

I CANNOT put into words how much realism he was made with, and I could FEEL it through his overblot. Overblotting because no matter how HARD you try you'll always be second ? Because people will always prefer the other option because you're SO hard on yourself that you legit seems overworldly to others and it makes them feel intimidated ? Vil better than me I would've overblotted SO MUCH more in his shoes. And him being disgusted with his own actions because HE KNOWS THAT THIS ISN'T HOW HE SHOULD ACHIEVE GREATNESS OH I'M SICK. And the aftermath when Rook voted for the other team ? While I understand that it was logical and I don't blame him for that, it legit hurt me, so can you imagine Vil ? He literally almost fainted, and that's a tame reaction if you ask me. Vil overblot was perfect.

3 - Riddle

No need to elaborate I think. His overblot hit too close to home and I IMMEDIATELY loved him. Also while I love Ace he kinda deserved to be punished for the tart tbh. Like just don't steal what's not yours ? Use your brain ? Riddle punishing him was EXTREMELY reasonable, even more so when you know that he LOVES strawberry tarts, and Ace refuting that AND coming after his position when he could have just APOLOGIZED, is def one of the reason I wasn't fan of him for MONTHS. Not surprised that Riddle got very mad at him (I def would have too).

4 - Leona

Now his reason was very similar to Vil, but the reason I liked it less (doesn't mean that I disliked it) is because he knew he would be second from his birth, that nothing he could ever do would change that while Vil has the possibility to become first, and he's yet unable to do it and I find that even more tragic. Leona was literally doomed from the start and yet he still tried his best for years only for the people he would have been a king to if the successor was based on skills alone to be the one hating him ? Kill me. It caused him depression and ruined his life, so much that he gets held back on purpose to not go home ? Killed me even more. He deserved so much and he got so little hiahdqirongbzkzhzo.

5 - Idia

Listen, I understand the pain of loosing a brother, I lost one of mine, but never in my 20 years of life would I have ever thought of building an IA OF HIM ?? He kinda went crazy with this one. I wished we had gotten his parents' reaction to robot Ortho tbh. Him being unable to move on from Ortho was so good, especially when we know that he blames himself for his death, and getting CORRUPTED by og Ortho is perfect. I don't have a lot more to say, sorry.

6 - Azul - starting from here, there's a huge gap between the classements. The 5 firsts were TIGHT together.

He's an achiever who lost the empire he built, I get it. But like, just build it again. Stop crying and rolling on the floor, and get up and act like a man. Of course, I know he's still a minor too, so I understand why he reacts like that, but Idk. I didn't feel as attached to his overblot as the others, which I'm kinda sad about since I REALLY like him, he's just so enjoyable.

7 - Last and least, the bitch himself, Jamil

Could have prevented the overblot if he learnt what communication was and I'll stand by that. Tried to kill Kalim because he couldn't take his anger on their parents, the yk, lmactual reasons why he felt like this in the first place. And he held Yuu captive too. He has no excuses.

Design :

1 - Riddle

PERFECT. LITERALLY UNMATCHED. The cards, the dress, the makeup, the eye color change, everything was PERFECT !

2 - Vil

I didn't know I needed nun Vil before but I do now wtf. He made me think of Mary so much it's insane I was in shock. The spikes were GOOD.

3 - Jamil

Since this on design alone, this is the only time he'll ever be in one of my top 3. The color scheme was on point and the snake design was VERY fitting.

4 - Azul

It was GOOD. And since it gave us Azul in merform it's 🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️. The color was fitting once again and he just overall looked good.

5 - Malleus

I'll never say it enough but NEON GREEN IS SUCH A BAD CHOICE FOR DIASOMNIA LORD ! Forest green would fit them all MUCH better, and it's proved once again by his overblot design. The purple is good, but the green is such a thrown off dude... I also didn't particularly like the hair choice but I did like the tail. The rest of the design is just not very special.

6 - Leona (he's fighting with Idia for the last place)

The hair... the hair was not it. (I did like how it kinda matched Cater's (especially when you consider that Cater had called him sweatheart minutes before... my Leokei shipper sense is in action...)). The rest of the design was just meh.

7 - Idia

I'M SORRY BUT THAT WAS JUST HIDEOUS WTF. Idia with short hair is my nightmare dude.

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vivaladicamillo · 2 years ago

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Dude! I need a smutty and fluffy Headcannon of Ryan taking care of the reader who is his girlfriend and a female cast mate while she’s drunk as hell while out with the guys

RYAN DUNN TAKING CARE OF A DRUNK!READER

ive been super duper sick these past days and now that i actually have free time i can write abt ryan !!!!! i love him literally so much thank u for requesting this!!!

WARNINGS: talks of alcohol, drunk sex, and cursing

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SFW:

ok so yall are out with the guys

yall prob go to some cheap ass bar just to drink yk

turns out you had a little too many

nah a little is a understatement

u were stumbling, slurring and obviously wasted

ryan takes notice of this right away

bam starts picking on u and yk, being bam

“u cant hold ur alcohol for shit y/n”

ryan has to get him to stop so he can take u home

ryan would take u home ( or carry bc u literally cant stand up )

he finds out ur a very touchy person when ur drunk

not jn a weird way tho

just hugging and rambling abt how cool ryan is and how hes the best

even though ur literally talking to ryan

he thinks its cute

“nonono u don understand, dunn is literally the BEST person like ever to exist~”. “trust me y/n i understand” he says through a chuckle

will either go through ur draws to find you something to wear to sleep if ur at ur home or give u some on his old boxers and a old le tigre band tee he has

lets u go get changed (if u can) if not he will help u

he just wants u to he safe and comfortable

he will tuck u into bed and put medicine and a glass of water next to ur bedside just bc he knows ur gonna be FUCKEDD in the morning

will sleep on the couch even if its ur house just so he knows ur ok in the morning and don’t accidentally choke on ur vomit or something like that

hes definitely a over thinker when it comes to that stuff

NSFW:

ok different scene here

yall end up going to ryans hpuse just to hang and watch a movie or something

ofc u guys had some drinks

and ofc yall end up getting wasted

at this point in the night the movie is long over

u guys are just cracking jokes and laughing and just talking

he probably ends up accidentally confessing first

“ heheh, you know y/n ur like the most perfect person ever.” “ryyyyy stawppp thats not truee” “absolutely it is, everything about u is perfect, ur personality, ur looks, ur humor..”

god he will go on and on abt how ur perfect and how he really does love u

“well y/n.. i’ve actually liked u fooooorr quite some time now ive just had zero confidence to tell you” he says slurring

ur kinda taken aback

ryan mother fucking dunn

LIKES U??

the kid who u have liked since highschool LIKES U??

u admit that u have had a mega crush on him for a while now

but he honestly wasnt even paying attention to ur speech

hes just admiring you

and ur lips

mostly ur lips

“y/n,, can i kiss u right now?”

you two end up making out on his couch

then he carries u to the bedroom

i personally think ryan is sweet as can be during sex sober but drunk ryan is A WHOLE NEW LEVEL

hes just a wreck when it comes to u

he would literally do anything for u

lots and lots of grabbing and touching

he just wants to stay like this with u forever

sloppy kisses is a must

also A LOT OF PRAISE

i feel like when hes drunk though he just fucks faster yk?

he goes as a faster pace then he normally would

he also probably doesnt last as long as he usually does

u just feel so good how could he resist

cums on ur stomach or in a condom if hes wearing one.

is probably gonna pick uo a random old shirt on the ground and clean u up with it

HES A STINKY GUY WHAT DID U EXPECT??

after that, u will be stuck in a bear hug the rest of the night

lots of forehead and cheek kisses too

the next morning yall honestly don’t remember the night before

so waking up in ryans arms is a bit of a surprise at first

but when he wakes up and smiles at you

you feel happy

you finally got him, the guy u always wanted, and it only took some liquid courage to do so

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hopefully i did think correctly and right 🙏 making more ryan hcs soon

#god i love him #omg i miss ryan :(#i need a man like him frfr #jackass #cky crew #cky x reader #ryan dunn #cky4 #cky2k #cky3 #cky clip #ryan dunn x reader #ryan dunn x reader smut

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hidden-poet · 5 months ago

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0/10 Edmund should have come back to life, rescued us from the capitol, killed snow and taken us back to district 12 🙄.

Jk jk that was so good 😭 it makes me so sad though because she was never going to have a good ending, even right from the start snow was never going to give up. And yet my heart still broke as I read this.

Just little things like how she lies on the grass even when they bring her a picnic blanket is just 😭😭 she just misses home so much IM CRYING NOW WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

this was so well written and I was so angry like I just wanted a happy ending for our girl 😭 Yk I’ve never read a snow fic where snow doesn’t win.

I’ll have to read again when I have the emotional capacity and I’m sure I’ll notice more. But when you get the supply closet scene and it’s just a reminder that he will NEVER change and her words have never and will never mean anything to him :(( and she just has to accept it.

when she’s talking about how he hasn’t hit her in years but she’s sure it’s just because she’s always either pregnant or with one of the babies 😭😭😭😭 you broke my heart. Our poor girl. She’s forever scared of him. when she steps back from him bc she thinks he’s going to hurt her for asking to see her family even right after birth. CRYING.

He was so much worse in this part than any other imo. The manipulation. and here we (me) were thinking he would calm the fuck down once he had her in the capitol 😭.

omfg when he says he “had” to name the baby without her 🙄 boy you’re the president you know full well you could have waited for her.

The BJ scene made me laugh though. He is just a man 😂.

This man makes me SICK 😭 I know what I get into with fics with PRESIDENT SNOW like I said they never end with reader having any semblance of independence.

thank you for this masterpiece. I will be out of action crying for the next week. As an Edmund stan I’m still hurt 🥲. They *should* have been his babies.

long time anon with my long messages but thought I’d not this time since if I could leave a comment this long on the actual post I would have <3

snow lands on top, unfortunately

Thank you! thank you! thank you!

I like to think that the end is a nice compromise for the reader and Coriolanus.

Coriolanus got to 're-write history' like he wanted. He is finally living the life he thought was owed to him before the war. I really did try and paint him as someone who wasn't a bad person inherently, but has learnt to only feel safe if he has total control over everything.

The base line for his character was the line "He wasn’t a violent man, only a man capable of violence". he wants nice things, and power, and to feel unconditionally loved. He's not above using violence to get them.

And the reader got a life where she never had to worry about her children. The reader was very maternal, but if you remembered back to chapter 3 (i think) she talks about being worried about raising them in the district, and what that would mean for them.

I like to think she was generally happy in later life with her kids. She got to experience the luxury of the Capitol, and got to give her children the best life out of everyone in Panem.

While it is sad she never got to see her family again, as someone who has children very dear to her in her life, i would trade anything for their comfort and protection.

Coriolanus was a good father, and a tyrant husband. I think she could appreciate him in relation to fatherhood. Maybe, even warm to him as the father of her children. But in her heart, he will always be commander Snow to her, and that's put a road block on development of their relationship.

Thank you so much for coming along the journey with me.

I hope to create something else that you can invest in just as much.

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

#coriolanus snow #coriolanus x reader #dark!coriolanus snow #commander snow

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tortured-writers-parttime-poets · 5 months ago

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police izuku au

i dunno how i didnt think of this before bc i actually love reading fics of this au

this is gonna be a bit unorganized because its straight from my notes app but oh well

-izuku being one of the youngest graduates of the police academy/helping out so much at the station that they just go 'fuck it' abd give him a license

-IZUKU WITH GUNS !!!

-he also does part time detective work because his analysis is unmatched

-he has degrees in psychology, criminology, social work, and he's a licensed EMT + his detective/police shit

-everyone knows him in the station, and so do heroes that frequent there like eraserhead

-hes basically naomasa's son

-he has coffee+smoking addictions but hes stoll the sunshine boy of the police

-though once or twice they've seen him get real mad on the field and the officers that witnessed it are vaguely terrified of him

-but he's still baby

-martial arts !!!! his local dojo is his third home, only behind the station and his shitty but cozy apartment.

-he's been doing minor detective work since he was fourteen, at fic time he's like 16 and also managed to stop the war by predicting attacks and arresting/saving and rehabilitating the league and shooting afo through the head.

-the hero students know of and have seen him at this point but havent spoken to him

-they just kind of see him popping up everywhere and hanging around crime scenes and periodically annoying tsukauchi and eraser because he's a chaotic neutral gremlin

-he would be chaotic lawful but he's only lawful where the law can see

-He should have never met nedzu.

-he's chaotic neutral because while he is technically a Good Guy, he does chaotic (illegal)shit when he wants where he wants because he wants to and has no survival instincts

-he's lowkey kind of depressed/suicidal

-hes also on anxiety meds which tend to ramp up the sucidal thoughts for some fucking reason

-so thats why he isnt a jittering ball of nerves, stuttering and other cringe shit

-also because he got that shit beat of out him like he's hella traumatized

-also kinda psychotic but its cool

-he laughed in bakugous face once

-legit looked down at him(cuz i made izu tall), smirked, snorted, and burst out laughibg while bakugou was threatening him.

-"id say im sorry but im not, its just hard to take you seriously when i have to crane my neck to look down at you-" then turned around and walked away towards the detective, still giggling

-bakugou was so stunned he didnt go after him.

-HE HAS A MULLET !!! ITS NOT SUPER NOTICEABLE BUT ITS THERE

-he also has his ears pierced,

-the earing on his left ear is one he had custom made from a piece of his jawbone he had to get removed after he got fucked up on the field one time

-its sick as fuck and he'll tell the story to whoever asks, its not a sensitive thing

-his jaw is a bit crooked too like u can see where the chunk is missing

-not super noticeable but still there

-he's like 6'2, so noticeably much taller than naomasa, but the detective still likes to ruffle his hair, even though he has to reach up now.

-sometimes he looks at him and sighs, grumbling about how his son is all grown up now

-1A and 1B are 2A and 2B at fic time, and simce the war never happened (for them), they are significantly less traumatized

-izuku however was at the frontlines when they went in for the final takedown of the league,

-so he's traumatized enough for all of them.

-he's covered in scars from knives, bullets, claws, SH, etc etc

-he's also ripped

-gotta be for the police work

-not like aizawa ripped but if he rolled up the sleeves on a button up and crossed his arms the seams of the shirt would be straining.

-one time he was in one of those tight sleeveless shirts that have bare hips (yk the ones whore) and he got called in so he didnt change and everyone got a good look at all the muscles and scars

(//👁️////👁️//)

-the UA students were there too because he was called in (optionally) to help with training shit and he just didnt bother to change

-they were simpin fr

-he's aroace tho <333 (projecting)

-tsuki tossed him a double thigh holster 4 knives which made his baggy cargo pants a bit less baggy and a bit more *cough* defined (cue more student simping)

-he's completely unaware of the effect hes having on them btw

-and fingerless gloves with padded+built in brass knuckles!!! he already had those on tho

-hes just funky like that

#my hero academia #au idea #alternate universe #mha #fanfic #boku no hero academia #izuku midoriya #bhna #my hero academy fanfiction #police au #detective tsukauchi #naomasa tsukauchi #i love tsukauchi #nedzu is midoriya's mentor #kinda #police officer midoriya izuku #detective midoriya izuku au

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apollyonsdarksecrets · 2 years ago

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i just got out of the shower after shaving and this seems kind of like a long shot but i have this idea of joel like not liking you/never wanting to act on it but on the trip to wyoming, they cuddle to "keep warm". once they get to jackson and everyone gets a shower, maria hooks you up i guess cause she thinks you and joel are like together together. she gives you a razor, lotion, all the good stuff and just tells you to do some self care since it's been so long. after your shower and you're figuring out sleeping arrangements, joel insists on you sleeping w him bc it's developed into a habit (to keep warm yk 😉) and once he realizes that like you're so soft and smell so good he has a hard time keeping his hands off of you and breathing you in and it gets him all riled up. some good smut pls.

Not only am I so excited about this being my first ask but this prompt is just *mwah* Chefs Kiss 💋 I hope I do it justice

Warnings: SMUT 18+ Only. Minors DNI, reader is depicted to have longish hair, talk about shaving, implied age gap, language, fingering, praise, honorifics, the use of the word slut like once I think, oral (M receiving), p in v, unprotected sex, cream pie, cock warming,

Joel Miller Masterlist

Body Heat

It was all breed from necessity, when the air became frigid and the fires just weren’t cutting it anymore. Joel had to do something.

Though you were never apart of the plan, a ‘stray’ as Joel likes to sneer your way, his heart would never let you go without. Call it his gentlemanly southern ways if you must, but despite being so unwilling to be around you and Ellie he took care of you both. No questions asked.

So on the coldest night, after a day full of bickering and fighting, Joel snatched your sleeping bag from where you tossed it on the snow. You thought he finally had enough of you.

He throws Ellie the better one, one that is actually made for this type of weather and the look on your face let’s him know you think he’s going to let you freeze to death.

“Ya know, if you have a problem we can talk it out instead of you trying to freeze me to-.”

“Shut up and come here.” The snap in his voice as his dark brown eyes settle on yours makes you quick to obey, kneeling down beside him in the snow as Ellie cocoons herself in her own bag, watching quietly. “Zip this side together while I do this one.”

You realize what’s happening with a soft ‘oh’, helping zip the bags together as Joel stuffs the bottom with clothing and ratted blankets. “This’ll help keep us warm through the night, alright?” Joel doesn’t bother to look at you as he speaks, authoritative in his tone.

“Are you… sure? I mean isn’t it gonna be a little-.” You lean forward trying to catch his gaze and when you do he just glares, waiting on you to finish. “Awkward?”

“Do you want me to let you freeze? Get your ass in.”

And that was that, you’d dragged the bag as close to the fire as you dared before settling in, trying to keep as much room as the tight fit would allow between you and the older man, body stiff as a board. Joel only watches your theatrics for so long before he rolls his eyes, snaking an arm around you waist and dragging you back against his chest.

Pulling your head down into the crook of his shoulder he rests his chin on the crown of your head, one knee making its way between your legs with a sigh. Slowly you relax into him, and he can feel the trembling leave your body little by little. Your warm, the smell of the woods and dirt clinging to your hair and body and Joel has to physically restrict himself from burying his nose against your hair. Hating his instincts.

“Go to sleep.”

By the time morning rolls around you’re warmer than you’ve been in months, if a little sweaty. Joel’s already stirring awake with you, crawling from the bag with a stifled groan, not saying a word as he wakes Ellie.

It would be easier to say that nothing shifted after that, but the change wasn’t so minuscule that you could deny it. Neither of you mentioned it, even Ellie kept her thoughts to herself as you traveled farther north, towards Jackson and Joel’s brother.

But as you marched on through dense forests, rolling white hills, and abandoned towns the cold shoulder Joel carried melted ever so slightly towards the little girl, laughing at a few of her jokes, teaching her about the world from before. He even started a light banter and you caught yourself smiling at their interaction.

Silently wishing he would direct some of that friendliness towards you. And Joel wanted to, he truly did, but with each passing night, your body curling into his and waking up tangled together, he felt something scary growing in his chest. He’d already lost someone he cared for well before you came along, and Jackson was supposed to be your parting ways. He couldn’t let himself feel that way now.

Or at least that’s what he kept telling himself.

*~*~*~*~*~*

A month later you’re reaching the river, the scene tranquil as you look around half listening to whatever Ellie is saying to Joel. Probably another Damn joke.

Your eyes land on something in the distance, shapes become more distinguishable, horses coming into view, rushing towards you.

They are on you within seconds, guns loaded and aimed, surrounding the three of you with no where to go but towards the river.

Joel’s eyes never leave you, watching two men circle you, your hands raised and trembling. He’s able to talk to them calmly, insisting none of you are here for trouble, just passing through to find his brother.

A line of questioning follows, mainly insisting to tell them now if any of you were bitten and you can see Ellie stiffen up, her brown eyes flickering between Joel and you.

Joel insists otherwise, but the men only stare for a moment before someone gives a whistle.

They release a dog to weasel out any lies and you all hold your breath, only to see the big scary beast turn into a yipping pup under Ellie’s love.

The next thing you know you’re in Jackson, a true civilization, Joel and Tommy reunited with tears and laughter and though you are happy for him, there’s a small pit in your stomach. Knowing last night was the last you’d sleep beside Joel, wrapped in his warmth feeling safe and secured. Your happy mood quickly deflates.

*~*~*~*~*~*

Tommy’s wife Maria watches Joel and you intensely at the mess hall, quickly picking up on the subtle body language Joel puts off and how you receive it. He’s always beside you, if not standing slightly in front of you to put distance between you and the strangers you have meet since arriving. He perks up when you being to speak, listening intently, his hand rests on the back of your chair, and she can see the restraint he’s holding when it comes to being around you. It makes her smile.

“There’s a house, across from ours that you can stay in, hot water and everything should be working just fine.” Tommy offers with a smile, everyone’s faces perking up at the idea.

“How about I take you girls with me to get some bath products like soaps, shampoo, conditioners; I know this sweet girl who has all of the hook ups. You both deserve a little self care.” Maria smiles at the mixture of awe and relief on your face before you’re thanking her profusely. Ellie and Joel ready to jump from the table at the notion of a good warm shower.

*~*~*~*~*~*

You promised yourself to be quick, in and out just long enough to scrub away the months worth of dirt and wilderness. But your resolve began being chipped away as you open the body wash, inhaling the sweet smell, the shampoo and conditioner break you down a little more, a feeling of normalcy rushing at you.

It not until you see the pale blue handle did you cave completely, pulling out a brand new razor with a shocked giggle.

It was going to be an everything shower.

‘A little self care.’ As Maria had said.

An hour later, when the water finally gets to cold, you’re forced out. Patting yourself dry before rubbing down with the small container of lotion, the floral sent, light and comforting.

You make your way into the rest of the house, searching around only to find Joel in the kitchen, sitting at the island with a cup of coffee between his large palms. He’s dressed in blue flannel pajama pants and a tight white t-shirt and his eyes instantly find you his breath catching in his throat.

“Hey… did Ellie already go to sleep?” You adjust your loose fitted tank top subconsciously under his intense gaze, the cool air raising the hairs on your arms. At least that’s what you want to believe.

“Yeah, been asleep for a while now.” He runs a hand through his damp hair, brushing it back from his forehead and you can’t help but watch the way his arm flexes with the movement.

“How is she doing?” You lean into the granite counter top, picking at an invisible spec of dirt, your both exhausted but something inside you wants to keep the small talk going for at least a few more minutes. Knowing there won’t be many conversations between you come morning.

Joel watches you quietly, eyes trained on your slim fingers. “I think she’s okay, at least she will be.”

You nod, willing yourself to meet his eye with a smile, that pit in your stomach from earlier growing larger, knowing what’s about to happen next. No longer able to bat off the inevitable.

“Good, she deserves this… well I’m going to get some sleep myself then.” Joel’s eyebrows raise as you step back from the island, swinging your hands slightly by your sides. “Which um which bedroom is mine? I promise to be out of here by morning.”

Joel doesn’t respond right away, instead finishing his coffee before pushing back from his seat, looming over you. “It’s still gonna get cold tonight, tried ta get the heater to work but it might be busted, Tommy will help me look at it in the morning.”

“O-oh.” You can’t hide the surprise on your face, a small burst of excitement washing over you only to be immediately followed by trepidation… the thought of sleeping with Joel in an actual bed feels more… intimate. A lot less about survival and safety, and a bit more like…

“Come on, this way.” Joel slips an unusually warm hand to your lower back, turning and stirring you towards the back of the house and to his room.

The bedroom is bare save for the necessary items, a queen size bed, a dresser and two bedside table. It feels almost empty save for Joel’s large presence. He gives you a small nudge towards the bed and you comply, climbing under the thick quilt as Joel flicks off the light, flooding the room with darkness.

Nerves stick in your throat as he settles in beside you, dragging you down and back against him, large chest pressing into your back making you relax instinctively, his heat radiating into you. Your head washes with exhaustion, any reservations you held against sharing the bed quickly dying as you nestle closer, covers pulled to your chin.

Joel takes a moment to get comfortable, slipping his hand to your waist as he settles, burying his face against the back of your neck as he relaxes fully.

Taking a deep breath he gives a little hum, the smell of your lotion assaulting his senses and he finds he likes it, he likes it a lot. Joel instinctively wants to push the thought aside, force himself to sleep and pretend you aren’t really there. Close off his emotions like he’s done every night for the last few months…

But…

Maybe it’s the bed, or being in a safe place, behind doors that lock and walls that are guarded. Maybe it’s the feminine smell wafting into his nose that smells just right on you but he can’t help how just aware he is of you. He can feel the little bit of damp still in your hair against his forehead, your warmth trickling into his own. Your feet rub slightly against his shin and he can’t help to notice the way his fingers sink into the plush of your hip.

Tilting his head back slightly he blinks against the darkness, the moon light casting your figure in its silver glow. Joel can’t deny you laying in front of him like that, and deep down he is a selfish man at heart.

He nuzzles his nose against the back of your ear, breathing you in, his grip tightening on your body and you let out the smallest little sigh that goes straight to his head.

He can’t stop himself. Months of built up tension snapping with one little noise.

Joel’s lips find your neck, gentle and unyielding as he peppers open mouth kisses across the delicate flesh, eliciting whispery moans from your lips. Your hand falls to find his, tentatively squeezing as he nips at the soft spot just under your ear.

“M-mm Joel. What are you…” You whine out, back arching ever so slightly.

“Shh, gotta be quiet for me.” He whispers, hand leaving yours to slip under the waist band of your pants, his own moan rattling out as he gropes your doughy thigh, soft and smooth.

You nod, pressing your lips together to suppress your noises as his clauses scrape against the sensitive skin of your inner thigh, searching, memorizing, pulling your leg up onto his hip.

Spreading you open for him.

Joel’s hand brushes up, up until he cups your bare cunt without warning, and your whine strangles you, head pressing back against his shoulder eyes pinched shut.

“So wet already, haven’t even don’t anythin’ to ya.” He mumbles out, the timber in his voice spiking your arousal as he slips a fingers between your folds, gathering your slick to rub along your bare vulva.

You nod again, untrusting of your voice as he plunges that finger back in, giving you shallow thrust that leaves your hips twitching, searching for more. You grind back against him, his cock straining against his sweats and pressing into your ass making him buck slightly.

“Feel so nice against me, so soft and warm.” He thrusts that teasing finger in deeper, curling and rubbing along the front wall of your pussy forcing a moan from deep in your chest. “Smell fucking good to… bet you taste even better.”

Joel’s words drop into your belly, igniting you like gas to a fire, and you’re left desperate, wanting, and feral. Joel’s going to take his time though, coax every little bit of pleasure from you as he can. He slowly adds another finger, feeling you stretch around his digits fucking you slowly as he rubs the base of his palm against your aching clit.

“Oooo… Joel…” You rock against his hand, steadily moving yourself towards your peak. He lets you for a few moments, captivated by the roll of your hips and the squeeze of your walls around him, but ultimately he has other plans.

Cruelly, Joel withdraws his fingers shushing you as you whine and wiggle against him. “Take these off for me.” You scramble to shove your sweats down, kicking them somewhere under the sheets. He chuckles at your enthusiasm the noise making your heart flutter because it’s not often you hear it.

Joel sits up, pulling his shirt over his head the light from outside bathing him in a glow that bounces off of his tan skin. You reach up to trace your fingers down his stomach, feeling his muscles jump under your touch.

“Like what you see?” Joel settles over you, his body forcing your legs open with a weak moan, nodding as you scan over his chest and shoulders and stomach, drinking him in. He leans down, pressing sloppy kisses to the underside of your jaw, your neck, just over your pulse point and he’s close enough now that you can wrap a leg around his hips, grinding up against him.

Your hands trace his shoulders, up his neck and tangle into his hair, tugging gently with each rut of his hips into yours. “Ah… pretty girl… we’ve got all night.” Joel kisses along the exposed skin of your chest, tugging your tank top lower to get to more.

His lips wrap around your pebbled nipple, sucking it into the warmth of his mouth as his fingers find your other breast, kneading and pinching. Your back bows off the bed, tugging his head impossibly closer as whimpers fall from your lips.

Joel draws away with a soft pop, the most needy whine following as your eyes find his in the dark, chest heaving. “P-please… want you, Joel. Been wanting you for so long.” The admission leaves your cheeks warm, staring up at the older man as a look of surprise flashes across his face, only to be replaced by hunger.

“Yeah? Been wanting me?” He slips his hand down your body, cupping you more firmly this time. Joel’s heart is pounding slightly, the glazed over expression in your eyes and the part in your lips as your head lulls back has his stomach tightening. “You’re telling me you’ve been thinking about me between these pretty legs while I’m sleeping right beside you?”

Flustered you keep quiet, tugging softly at the strands of hair wound around your fingers. Joel clicks his tongue, grinding his palm against your clit harshly making you yelp in surprise. “I asked you a question.”

“Y-yes…” You hastily reply.

“Good.” He leans in, brushing his lips across your own as he mumbles. “It’s all I’ve been able to think about for weeks.”

Two fingers thrust into your heat, sending your eyes rolling and Joel devours your moan. His kiss is as demanding as the plunge of his fingers, the feeling of your cunt stretching for him drives him mad. “Fuck you’re tight.” He mumbles against your lips, grunting as your fingers dig into his scalp.

“J-Joel…” You grind your hips against his hand, your slick covering his palm with each thrust as he works that magical spot inside you with the pads of his fingers.

“Makin a mess for me girl. God, you’re gonna feel so good wrapped around my cock.” You whimper at his words, that blinding pleasure building in the base of your spine quickly spreads into your stomach and thighs, letting you know how close you are.

“Please… I’m gonna cum.” You breath pressing your forehead against his as your eyes squeeze shut.

“That’s it baby, shhh cum for me.” A few more harsh thrusts of his fingers has you falling apart, his free hand covering your mouth as your moan rips from your throat. Wave after wave of pleasure wash through your entire body, lights popping behind your eyelids as Joel continues his ministrations, working you through your orgasm.

Joel watches you with wide eyes, his cock throbbing in time to the squeeze of your cunt around his fingers and he think he might bust just from this. He has to feel you around him.

He pulls away when you start shaking your head, trying to wiggle your hips away from the overstimulation. Hastily Joel sits back, shoving his pants and boxers down, groaning as his cock springs free, red and leaking precum.

Stroking himself to ease some of the ache he drinks you in, chest heaving with each breath, breasts on display thanks to your disheveled tank top and you have the most beautiful post-orgasm face he’s ever seen.

Being pulled closer by your thighs you give a small whimper, cracking open your eyes to only have your breath stick in your throat. Your eyes instantly land on his cock, thick and long with a dark patch of hair at the base. Your mouth waters, licking your kiss swollen lips as you glance up into Joel’s eyes.

Without saying anything you shakily shift to your knees, and pull his large hand away, replacing it with your own. Your fingers barely touch, and Joel lets out the filthiest groan as you begin to pump him.

“Shhh.” You giggle, glancing up at him as you drop your head, giving the tip of his cock a few soft kitten lick. Joel hisses at the feeling, his hand finding your hair, digging his fingers into the strands, cupping the back of your head.

You let yourself be pulled closer, taking the head into your mouth, a muffled moan escaping at the stretch of your jaw as you take more, the salty precum flooding your tastebuds. Joel cusses above you, head falling back as you hallow your cheeks, sucking him in earnest as your head begins to bob.

“Sweet girl… oh baby…” he breaths into the air, guiding your head until his hips are twitching and he’s fucking himself into your mouth. You steady yourself with a hand on his solid thigh, whining with each bump of his cock against the back of your throat. “Look at you.” He growls, low and rumbling and your pussy clenches around air. “Taking my cock like the good little slut you are.”

Tears rim your eyes s as you gag on his length, trying your best to take as much of him into your mouth as you can, your hand working the rest. And as much as Joel is enjoying the feeling of you chocking around him he pulls you from his cock, drool coating your chin with unshed tears caught on your lashes. He cups your face, thumb rubbing over the ache in your jaw and you give him a smile that leaves him gobsmacked.

“Keep that up and I’m going to cum down that pretty throat of yours. Lay down.” He smiles as you fall back, spreading your legs and tossing your tank top to the side. “That’s my girl.” He positions your hips how he likes thighs flushed with your own, guiding the head of his cock to your entrance and nudging in gently. He glanced up at you once, lip caught between your teeth, before he pushes in, your eyes widen, gasping at the stretch as he continues until he’s fully seated inside you.

“Oh fuck.” You whimper out, hands shaking on his shoulders as he holds himself still, savoring the feeling of you finally enveloping him. “Oh god Joel.”

“Gotta… be quiet baby.” His voice is strained, eyebrows pinched together as he fights to keep himself still, letting you have your time to adjust but with each flutter of your walls it’s becoming extremely difficult. “Your pussy feels so good… so wet and… fucking tight.”

You mewl, back arching and hips rutting against his. “P-please… please move.” You struggle to keep quiet, eyes pinching shut as your nails cut into his skin.

You didn’t have to ask him twice. Joel pulls out slowly, almost all the way before thrusting back in, gently rocking your body against the mattress. His cock bumps against your cervix with each thrust, pain mingling with pleasure making your head swim.

“F-fuck.” You breath, hands slipping to his arms as he settles himself over you, keeping his weight on his elbows as his hips snap against yours.

“God baby… You’re soaking my cock, can feel you dripping down my balls.” Joel growls into your ear, his temple pressed into yours. His cock drags along your velvet walls, each bump and ridge hitching you hire and hire towards your release. Whines and whimpers are all you can provide, hips desperately trying to meet his thrusts.

“Taking me so well, gonna ruin this pussy for anyone else.” Joel groans, pleasure zipping up his spine mixing with possessiveness as you cling to him.

“Only you… only you…” you pant, euphoria breaking your voice, face pressing into his neck, kissing his salty skin sloppily.

“Only me.” He says it more like a demand, stilling his thrusts to stare down at you. You nod feverishly, grinding against him for more friction. Joel slips a hand between your bodies, finding your clit and rubbing slow light circles against the sensitive bundle of nerves. Your legs start to twitch, back arching off the bed. He can feel the flutter of your walls around him, letting him know you’re close.

“Fuck… please Joel… please move I need you.” You buck your hips against him, earning the slightest bit of friction that makes him laugh softly, bringing his mouth to your neck and biting harshly. “Ah!” He thrusts into you, molding your pussy walls to his cock as he pounds you into the mattress.

“Cum for me.” He growls tipping you over that barrier. You cry into the air, body tensing and cunt clenching down as your heels hook around his hips. Your orgasm barrels into you like being hit by a car, so sudden and all at once that all you can do is cling to Joel as lights dance behind your eyes and your body rides through the waves.

“Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fu-.” Joel smashes his lips against yours silencing your sobs as he groans, hips stuttering in their relentless pace as his own orgasm blooms through his spine, his balls tightening, cock pulsing and he has to gather up ever loose bit of control to hold it.

“Where… where do you want me baby?” He gasps against your lips, your walls trying to milk his orgasm from him. You’re to far gone through, mumbling his name over and over as you grind your hips against his. He cusses loudly, pinning you to the bed with his weight and with a few more harsh thrusts he explodes, painting your walls with thick ropes of cum.

You mewl at the feeling, the warmth spreading through your body causing your head to lull back, body becoming languid. “Shit…” Joel buries his face against your shoulder, holding himself deep inside you. He kisses what skin he can find, muttering soft praises before gently rolling you both over. Settling you against his chest Joel relaxes into the pillows, sleep quickly clouding his mind.

“Mmm.” You start to raise your hips, but his hands are on you keeping you firmly planted on his cock. You whine loudly, lifting your head and looking at him with tired eyes. “I-I can’t keep going Joel.” He smooths a hand up and down your back, humming as his own eyes flutter shut. He pulls your head down to his chest, fingers carding through your hair.

“I know baby, but it ain’t gonna be a regular thing that I cum in this pretty pussy, so you’re gonna stay right here and enjoy the feeling of being full of me. Understand?” But you’re breath has already evened out, body lax and heavy with sleep. Joel manages to reach for the blanket, covering you both from the chilly air as he begins to nod off.

His last thought being that there isn’t anyone else he’s going to share his bed with.

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