#bc he trusts barry... he loves barry...

[jerreeeeeee]

do you think after barry died in phandalin his lich form constituted fast enough to see the rest happen. you think he was close to losing himself upon seeing his wife's nightmare all around him and no sign of her. you think he thought tres horny boys would die for good. you think he heard taako say he wouldn't leave without him

[closetdbisexual]

wormheart

[nomaishuttle]

you didnt use the cup !? awww and barry said im really proud of you ... thats sweet... aww barry said do you sorry idk why im telling you guys like imrecounting a convo had. guys im sickened

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

Anyone who thinks rafe remotely cares about Sarah and was there for her need more help then he does bc what? He saw his sister starve while pregnant and did nothing to help her and saw his sister whom he says he wanted to get closer to again drown and did nothing again but JJ her not brother did and I know pope and Cleo would’ve too (bc they care them most about their ungrateful undeserving friends(not you jj), but also bc the writers always make it seem like their lives matter less then the yt characters so if they was in the deck and saw that both would’ve jumped after pope for jj ofc and Cleo for Sarah there’s no doubt about it) trust that!

also free Sofia from the psychopath she deserves so much better she’s to good for him even Barry is to good for him and I’m glad he’s gotten free for now hopefully he gets to keep rafe boat as he gets killed in s5 or worse ends up in foreign jail since s1 all I have ever wanted was rage dead but now I’m waking up to the idea of him rotting in foreign prison forever for what he did to peterkin and pope and fcvk Sarah and what he did to her bc if she’s dumb enough to be hugging and forgiving him after he literally tried killing her multiple times then all that blond hair isn’t for show and she’s in fact a dumb blond because what you couldn’t forgive s1 when all he did was kidnap you but now that you have a whole baby to protect from your psycho brother you are what being all let’s be family again are you okay or has she also lost it and gotten the family psychosis has she finally snapped bc that’s the only way you can ever convince me that Sarah would ever go near rafe voluntarily without a gun to her head!

Saw rafe girlies hating on Sofia 😂 that man don’t care about you😂so hating on a pretty girl he purposed to is not the way to go the only people y’all should be hating being rafe but sure let’s hate on the pretty girl he fake loves bc rafe is a psychopath and is incapable of loving anything he has no emotions can never feel anything!

the jealousy an misogyny of rafe stans goes crazy even riara shippers defiantly hate k deeply for shipping him with her abuser and psychopath and I despise kie with a passion and still could never wish that psycho on her!

[jjxkiaraxpopexcleoxjohnbxsarah]

Every detail of JB and JJ's friendship(not in order):

JB being the one to follow JJ in Barry's house in s1-the way after Kiara said someone should go and John B was like I know

JJ got the gun out to save JB from stupid topper-he did not hesitate and he had NO REGRETS 😭😭

THE WAY BOTH OF THEM WERE HOLDING IN THEIR SMILES WHEN JJ WENT TO VISIT JB IN JAIL AHDKFLGL BEFORE JUST LOSING IT

JJ reacted first when Shoupe said they lost JB and Sarah-Poor jjs life practically ended that night😭😭

JJ just walking up and hugging jb in midsummers-JB's little "fire, there's a fire" abdkfkf

JJ saying love you to John B before he leaves-THE CASUALNESS OF IT😭😭😭 it kills me

Them sitting near each other in class-they know the teacher hates it but they did it every time

John B texts the GC that he's alive and he says is JJ there-AHDJFKGLLGLGLGLG HIM ASKING FOR JJ!!! BC HE JUST KNOWS😭😭😭

JJ walking over to the tree when he sees jb looking at it, and trying to crack a joke before just hugging him so tight🥺🥺🥺

John B wrapping jjs arm over his shoulders in Poguelandia

JB and JJ saying the same exact thing about their fathers to each others face, the one about "you're gonna end up just like your father" -Those two scenes were sad but I feel like it hurt more for JJ because JJ always wants to believe that he's not like Luke and cos he trusts JB + when he said that I'm pretty sure it hurt

Okay S3 when the pogues have to leave JB behind and JJ says to Pope they can't split up again and they won't leave JB

Them hiding under the table like they're still kids😂😂

Their childish fight before Shoupe came-I strongly believe they both made a pact to never swing with the intention to actually hurt each other, especially JB since he knows what JJ goes through😔

JB casually pulling JJ in for a side hug in s2 when they were exchanging the key with limbrey-and jj does that nose scrunch

JJ says that he and John B have nothing to lose but Kie and Pope do-they are so intricately woven into each other's lives and their understanding of each other is insane

JJ slapping the step for jb to come and sit, and reassuring him they'll figure it out, and pulling him into his side😭😭-AND then JB rests his head on JJ's shoulder

The chateau burnt down and JJ places a hand on John Bs shoulder-The Chateau was JJ's home too

Jb being grossed out by the food in his fridge and then watching jj snack away ajfkfk

JJ and JB were with professor sowell I think that's the dudes name and John B pushes JJ down to protect him from the bullets/darts-Love a protective JB

JJ protecting jb from the cops in s1, lying to peterkin about them finding the boat

John B touching JJ's cheek and saying it's okay to stop JJ from making a stand

JJ being hellbent on getting JB outta jail, arguing with kie and pope on the porch before going off on his own to see JB and tell him his plan😭

JJ telling John B in court that he'll save him and being the first to say your honour he's seventeen

JJ listening to JB talk about stupid Topper as JB angstily rides his skateboard across the porch

JJ helping JB in midsummers it was so cute how John B was helping JJ wear his waiter uniform🥰🥰

JJ is the first to say to John B after they finish making the headstone on the tree-I would bet money the headstone was jjs idea😭😭😭

John B going to JJ first at the end of S2 to ask about surfing the waves in POGUELANDIA- And then he helps JJ walk

I'm sure there are even more out there but for now this is all I got.

Do comment what you think or if there's anything to add on

[nekrosdolly]

albert wesker hcs (re0-1)

hi!! first post! let me know if it's ooc or not, i'm trying. tysm for reading! tags below.

cw; fluff, angst, hurt/no comfort, follows the events of re1. boyfriend! wesker bc he's so sillypants and i love him lol. not proofread, written under the influence, whoops! somewhat clingy but mostly cold reserved bf wesker. jill and chris mentioned, valenfield implied.

petnames used; primrose, little dove.

boyfriend wesker!, who's not always the most affectionate but makes sure to always have a hand on you at all times, unless you're apart. he's always holding either your hand, your waist, or the back of your neck. his hands are slightly calloused, cold, and smooth from both his lines of work. you'd shudder upon initial comment, mutter something about his fingers being "cold as ice," and melt into his touch anyway.

boyfriend wesker!, who, when you're away, sends you updates on his day so you're not worried where he's gone. if he's reading a book, he'll send you a line that makes him think of you, be it a fact or something a character said. when he's working and you're at home, he's frequenting his Nokia 6150 in his office to see if you've messaged him. he's private about your relationship with all his coworkers, Umbrella or R.P.D.

boyfriend wesker! who hasn't told you about his job at Umbrella, and likely won't for your own safety. He can't risk getting his little dove involved, especially if you're not the science type. he only tells you things you'd want to hear about his position at the R.P.D.- stories of Chris being an astounding meathead and Jill's crush on him. he'd update you on developments because he knows you like that sort of thing, even if you say you don't. off-handedly, he'd mention Barry's family, and look at you with some odd kind of longing.

boyfriend wesker!, who is incredibly protective deep down, but refuses to act out or make either of you look foolish. if you're getting hit on, he'll intervene on your behalf and simply pull you aside. he knows it's not your fault. he could never be mad at you, his primrose.

boyfriend wesker!, who has a very big soft spot for you. while he's cold with anyone else, you are the only one he'll let some of his walls down for. he feels bad for lying to you about certain things, but he has good intentions- or so he thinks.

boyfriend wesker!, whose feelings are stronger than he thought they could be for someone. his heart yearns for you at all times, and though he doesn't say it often, he would kill for you. his own feelings scare him at times- when he wakes up in the middle of the night, you by his side snoring away, and wonders how he got here in the first place. it's those times he might pull away and try to close himself up again.

boyfriend wesker!, who pushes you away when he can't handle his feelings. he reprimands himself for not being in control of himself- that's all he really wants, control. he tries to keep himself at a good distance so you're content with him, so you trust him. he doesn't realize he's manipulating you, nor that he's hurting you. he doesn't think he can.

boyfriend wesker!, who, when you end up leaving him (as you should), doesn't bat an eye. although it does hurt, he knows better than to beg, god forbid cry, at your feet as an attempt to keep you for longer. he has never been that kind of man. instead, he wishes you well and helps you pack your things. of course he's curious as to why you're leaving and in due time, he'll make all your suspicions come to life. soon enough. he'll confirm your worst fears- that he's been hiding from you, lying to you, for your entire relationship.

ex-boyfriend wesker!, who, months after the breakup, isn't over you. still sleeps with a shirt you left behind used as a pillowcase for a pillow he hugs to get comfortable. he'll wake up in the morning at times and feel around for you, his heart sinking in his chest at the reality of your absence. when he gets ready and stares annoyedly at himself in the mirror while he brushes his teeth. imagines it's you slicking his hair back with a light-feeling gel instead of himself. if he thinks about it for too long, he can hear you making little comments about how long his hair has gotten or how soft it is. his lips press into a thinner line at that, and his jaw clenches.

ex-boyfriend wesker!, who carries out his plans to get rid of S.T.A.R.S. and wonders what you'd think of him now after he's tried to kill his employees (and almost succeeds. that damn Chris.) you wouldn't look at him the same, but the twisted and frankly delusional part of him hopes you'll tell him that it's okay. that you'll still kiss him how you used to, or touch his arm and reassure him that he didn't do anything wrong, that he's justified in his actions. although these delusions would only carry him so far, as he needs the real you- not just an apparition of you.

[insaneplane]

FIDDAUTHOR FIDDAUTHOR RUNS AROUND AND JUMPS AND SQUEALS ::3

here’s what the text boxes say bc they are small asf

Ford “ idek why your asking me 2 cut your hair I’ve never cut anyone’s hair I don’t wanna mess it up,wat if I mess it up?? :(“

Fiddleford “ you’ll do just fine trust me :3 I believe in ya!!”

HEHWHWHE fiddleford pls stop giving ford a complex and cut yo own dam hair!!

college fidds is so fun to draw he’s so cute I love him the stretching pose of him I did for anamonty and js bc I wanted to draw body hair💀

Soz if the text is small ibispaint text feature so bad eughhh

[sparkleswap]

what are some of the songs that the patients / staff listen to in sparkleswap?

HM. ok im not good at assigning specific songs ppl listen to so im gonna give you my idea of the kind of songs they listen to. feel free to disregard and replace w/ur own hcs though LOL

barry - only listens to classical music/game osts bc music with lyrics is too overestimating for him :p

uni - #1 mom jeans fan forever and ever i think and trust and believe to be true. would also be funny to make her a car seat headrest fan idk.

carrie - ayesha erotica, rebzyyx, chonny jash, mayb mal blum. i realize thats a crazy combo but thats what my heart says is true

hemera - i think shed rlly love mitski. and mayve leanna firestone and nicole dollanger. mostly mitski tho.

jay - milk in the microwave, cavetown, doglantic, alex g, beach bunny, bloodgirl. try and triangulate their taste from that lmao

polly - he likes music with a story to it bc he doesn't like having to make one up. likes musicals. he would LOVE garfeld the musical. i also think he'd like the front bottoms (projector) maybe the scary jokes too

snare - fiona apple i thinksies... maybe björk too. oh and deff CAKE. her dad influenced her music taste a lot i think

funfetti - hop along, queen ansleis . trust . maybe rio romeo ???? god i do Not know im sorry

puppy - i dont think shes ever heard weird al but shed fucking love weird al are u kidding me. if u asked her tho shed say one of those weird songs abt jesus they teach u at Jesus Camp. but not abt jesus bc its spinch. you get it

doom - ajj, the unreleased version of The Hands That Thieve album pls listen to it on youtube ough. love that album. i know im supposed to say goth bands and heavy rock or w/e but i dont know a lot of those ok ... be nice 😞

pinata - fucking loves they might be giants . and also talking heads thats what my heart is whispering from beneath the floorboards

mood - pigeon pit, local news legend, phemiec warrior

[sadlybeans]

ok but now i need to write down these! (disclaimer: this is a compilation of things i’ve seen + a couple of mine, so you probably know a lot of them already)

✨Batdad headcanons✨

So we all know the classical ‘wouldn’t notice if some other random kid started living in his house’ thing, right? I personally think it’s true to some point. Like, he would notice there’s a new kid he definitely did not bring into the house, BUT he immediately (and mostly correctly) assumes said kid is here because their life sucks otherwise so he pretends not to see. (Bc like, come on, the Wayne family is anything but functional so if this is an improvement, what was their life like before they came?)

He doesn’t really care what the kids do with his money??? If they come up to him and ask “Hey B! Can I have a million bucks?” he would pull out his phone and wire them 2 million without question. The only one who has absolutely zero trust and must say explicitly what he wants is Damian, for obvious reasons.

He says he doesn’t have favourites but everyone knows he does. Cass, of course, and Jason (Do you seriously think he could carry guns with little issue if he didn’t have favourite son privileges?).

In reality, he’s absolute shit at handing out punishment/scolding the kids. He does try, to his credit, but they know how to manipulate their way out of it or bend the rules to their favour.

He tried his best not to swear in front of them as they grew up (still doesn’t swear at all in their presence), but at some point he just gave up on scolding them for it. So while on patrol, he’ll just sigh every time Jason screams “motherfucker!” into the comms, but back in the mansion may god help them if Alfred hears them.

Ever since Dick was a kid he started carrying snacks with him on patrol. Nowadays he needs to be prepared and carry all the specific varieties they like. (He forgot Dick’s mini cereal bags once and he still can’t hear the end of it).

I personally think he would let the public think all the kids are his bio kids. Gotham thinks he’s just really an idiot when it comes to birth control, because surely all those black haired, blue eyed children are his. (The only ones whose parentage is truly questioned are Duke and Damian, but as he grows up Damian looks more and more like Bruce so the speculation dies down).

As a follow up, at first people tried to claim they were pregnant with his kid, but actually it was the Wayne children who shut it down by unsubtly implying all of them were planned and wanted, not accidents. (Which is technically true…)

He may be give Tired Dad energy 90% of the time, but there’s a reason all his kids are insane, reckless, diabolical little terrors. They learnt to be THAT overdramatic from him.

Like, come on. Bruce “I dress as a bat to beat up clowns” Wayne, a responsible and sensible adult?

HA.

He’s always excited to receive AND give gifts to his family. Half the time he just receives drawings of bats, exactly one sock with a silly pattern, or a cheap scented candle from the dollar store but you can bet your ass he treasures every last one of them.

Because of how much he spoils his own kids, he cannot be left unsupervised with anyone else’s children. (Too many times has this warning been ignored— Wally’s still salty that Barry dragged him back home. Jon has his own bedroom in the mansion)

He may have difficulties with accepting he has emotions but he loves all his kids just the same and he never regrets becoming a dad, even if do drive him mad sometimes.

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

random parts of jensen and bryces relationship i love bc i needed it

these bitches both LOVE food. you will never catch them embarrassed ab eating. they can and will kill an entire pizza and breadsticks by themselves in one sitting

with that said jensen is the garbage disposal bf meaning if bryce has anything left on his plate jensen will eat it for him (is this bc of his guilt around wasting food? perhaps.)

bryce is chronically online and jensen is NEVER online. bryce is a digital king w his new laptop and phone and ipad and semi-viral tiktok acc meanehile jensens computer is a dinosaur that he opens maybe 10 times a year. jensen is terrible ab answering and takes 4 days or answers in 10 seconds

jensen is always hot and bryce is usually cold. bryce insists they should cuddle and jensen agrees to touch him w One finger at most bc he is too warm to have that much contact. at night it's the worst. bryce will put one hand om his waist while he is bundled up under the covers wearing thick pajama pants and jensen is whining ab it while he's just in boxers and all of the blankets are at least a foot away from him

CAT DAD JENSEN. bryce and barry fucking hated each other at the beginning but barry is jensens baby. like that IS his son. he carries him around everywhere and gives him treats and makes him sit on his lap wherever he goes. eventually bryce amd barry get along but trust they will be fighting over jensen forever

jensen does that thing where he remembers that bryce is in fact his partner and he is in fact allowed to touch him whenever he wants. if they're sitting on the couch in a somewhat close proximity he will just reach over and touch bryces face without warning just bc he can (yes is also why jensen bites him randomly)

bryce is the worst hoodie/crewneck thief. he doesn't take t shirts or pants or anything (stylistic differences ofc) but jensens outerwear is NOT safe

on that note bryce does not dress for the weather at all. stupid california boy didn't even get a decent coat before moving to boston. re: being cold all the time; that does not mix well w his sweaters and jeans vs 20 below temperatures. thankfully jensen knows what he's doing but that also means he usually has to sacrifice his coat so bryce stops whining

they do have their quiet moments. they both have big personalities (to jensens dismay) so it can be hard for people to fathom that there's ever a time where bryce Isn't being obnoxious and jensen Isn't rolling his eyes ab it but there definitely is. esp when both of them are exhausted after work they really don't say much at all. just silently go through their respective night time routines and crawl into bed together

also the parallel play 😭 sometimes they just sit on the couch and don't say anything but bryce will be sewing/mending clothes while jensen plays video games on their switch. their legs will barely be touching bc anything more is Too Much and they won't say anything ab it but they just. sit comfortably like that

ig to end on an actual sentimental one i do think it's remarkable how open they are w each other. bryce who hides everything ab himself and jensen who never shares anything about himself. but for some reason they work in just the right way that allows them to share the negatives and struggles they're dealing with. jensen is notorious for bottling everything up but bryce is able to talk him out of that and bryce never shares anything w personal value but jensen is trustworthy enough to get it out of him. jensen never would've told anyone ab how he was feeling after his mom's suicide and bryce never would've told anyone ab how he has dealt w depressive episodes after leaving home but for some godforsaken reason they can be that person for the other

[zyafics]

as much as i love happy endings… how do you treat someone so shitty while they’re carrying your fucking child, and then shut them out. I get that he’s acting all romantic and stuff right now in the present but that doesn’t mean anything, it just feels like he’s just stubborn and used to getting what he wants and his obsession rn is her, like do u even kno what love is cameron???????? fuck ur birthday weekend bitch; like it actually hits a little too close to home (not to blame him bc he doesn’t kno) but to be out like partying while she takes care of your sick fucking child is crazy, men actually aren’t shit like they’re so clueless and dumb… anyways i trust u zya, so i know it’ll work out in the end but 😣

okay, look. as much as i love how defensive and protective everyone is about reader, i have to play on the offense for right now. JUST to contextualize my characterization of rafe and why he did what he did.

rafe is definitely in the wrong from his inability to communicate, to his lack of communication, and everything in between. but i have to give him props for how much he's trying to navigate all this space. like i said before, how i wrote his "ur my girlfriend" line, it wasn't with ill-intent. it was just him trying to vocalize and process his thoughts (which we've seen him do several times before in notes app + with his friends/family). this is just a wrong delivery at the wrong time. and i fear all of us are also very sensitive (me included don't get me wrong 😭).

in addition, with his recent (past) convos with barry and sarah and wheezie, he is expressing his emotions a bit better and what he truly feels. he tells wheezie he's trying to take care of reader and he truly is. he tells sarah he is frustrated and resentment of reader but he doesn't want to be. and implicitly, he's demonstrating with barry that he doesn't want to go home to reader because he's afraid of blowing up at her—of hurting her. however, all these choices are done without direct communication to reader which hurts her regardless.

i think at the end of the day, rafe is trying his best not to hurt reader while also navigating his complex emotions. and it sucks that he doesn't communicate in the past, but honestly, he's doing the best he can within the frame of who he is.

i'm not all for defending him, but as long as i have written it where u guys can actually see where he's coming from, i'm all good. you can hate him by the end of the series, but if you at least understand him, i think i did a pretty successful run of hb:l!rafe cameron 🙂‍↕️

but, to answer ur question (bc i think i didn't), rafe acting romantic and stuff now in the present could be interpret as him being stubborn and his obsession with her, but i actually see it as him maturing enough to know what he wants and willing to get it. remember he said his plans to barry? remember when topper asked him why now? we'll get there.

[jaxxsoxxn]

Do you have any Flasharang art

or Headcannons

Henlo Anon! With art amma be slow bc I hurt my hand slightly at work yesterday :') but expect it!

Flasharang hc tho? I have few:

- Boomer pouts, like I love him dearly, but he can be pretty childish, but he fully on has to bite his lip to not pout when he's deeply unhappy at smth. Flash, when not Brainiaced, absolutely adores it. After few months of a relationship, he learns to notice the signs of it being hidden and can't help but smile at it. If Boomer will catch him smiling at it, he'll have to fight the need to pout even more.

- Flash, normally, would be pretty affectionate with Boomer. He's not one to hold back with physical or verbal PDA, and while Boomer might be pretty crude and loud, his ginger genes betray him whenever the other decides to give him a quick peck in front of his team or any other hero/villain, and his face turns red in seconds. He tries to act angry about it - he fails.

- Flash would be way sweeter at the start of the relationship, just to be a horrible tease later. No-one would believe Digger when he'd say that, above GL(Hal Jordan ver.) or other people that know Flash enough to be aware of it.

- Digger takes somewhat the most beautiful pictures of Barry and he hates it. He wants an ugly photo for his contact pic! Give him one!

- On the other hand, Bar takes the worst pics of Boomer ever and he really doesn't want to! But somehow his every pic looks like those blurry, chaotic pics of orange or black cats that do smth they shouldn't be doing.

- Flash loves cuddling Digger from behind. He needs to be the big spoon, he needs to count every little freckle and just keep Boomer safe, even if Boomer doesn't need the protection. It's just something small comforting him.

- The first person in the squad who knows about them isn't Harvey, surprisingly, it's Floyd! He's actually so deep in denial about it for first few days he knows, he shoots Digger looks like he killed his dog. Zoey, on the other hand, adores the fact that her silly uncle Boomer has a superhero bf. Boomerang disappeares from the face of earth for two weeks after learning she knows because he doesn't want to talk about it to her. Flash loves little Zoe.

- Hal isn't even in top 10 first people to learn about the relationship, but he absolutely hates it and for first two months or so, he shoots Digger dirty looks and steps in-between the two when he can. Barry is deeply embarrassed and amused at the same time.

- Boomer usually uses Barry's name in a silly, half annoyed half petty way, but when they cuddle in front of TV and Digger falls asleep to his fave cartoon, he sometimes mumbles it in his sleep, softly and wanting, and all Bar can do is fall in love again.

- Hal and Zoey, when they meet on a hang out caused by these two, are the most chaotic duo ever. She deems him her favourite and only likeable Green Lantern. He fights the tears for the whole day out. Floyd still doesn't trust him much, but his daughter trusts him so he'll give him the benefit of doubt.

- Squad and the other closer coworkers, above Shark and Toyboy, make disgusted sounds or kissy sounds at Boomer every time he mentions Flash. One time a random guard tries to give him shit too, but Flag knocks him out right then and there. Only few people can make fun of him, thank you very much.

So that's about all for now! Oh Lords it's a lil more than I planned, but well

Also, don't fear to send more asks! I thrive off them :P

[itneverendshere]

can you describe rafe’s storyline in part 2? I can’t watch it yet for awhile and I’m too curious not to spoil it for myself LOL you can put a spoiler tag but plz do tell 🙏 esp with Sofia and Sarah

he purposes with his mother's ring, sofia tries to tell him the truth about the deal she made with hollis, but he just starts professing his love and shit so she doesn't. he calls her in morocco and they tell each other i love you and then...like not even two hours later he finds out she betrayed him, calls her breaks the engagment off and tells her "pack your shit and get ouf of my house". it's so sad bc he's like "is it true???" and she doesn't open her mouth to defend herself ONCE, cause she knows she fucked up real bad :(

sarah goes to rafe to get help in ep6., but that man is also broke, they kinda talk about how rose's not letting any of them near wheezie so they "bond" for like 2 minutes over that, but she doesn't trust him.

eventually they need to get to morroco, rafe helps them get there (thanks barry for the boat), but also helps jj stay a free man (he was wanted by the police. rafe tells shoupe a bunch of important shit, im not gonna spoil it cause its a lot). rafe needs the money too, he goes a little fucking crazy for a while, sarah saves his life, he goes crazy for 5 seconds again but finally listens to her, she tells him he's the only family she got, about ward saving her life and my man is CRYING being like nonono you're gonna betray me everyone does (bc he JUST found out sofia did) eventually he gives up and gives her the map the pogues needs to find the treasure, but instead of taking the map first Sarah hugs him and they both start crying. he helps burry jj's body (dont know if you knew that ups) and tells them that if jj was his friend, he'd go hunting down his killer, and everyone agrees <333333 he's joining them next season

there's a lot more details to it but this is all i could recall atm

[melonlthawne]

Baby Bart/thad hcs bc my ass cannot sleep!!!

- bby!Bart bounces back between being chronically sleepy and falling asleep everywhere in the weirdest positions and places to REFUSING to take a nap and fighting literally everyone when they try to get him to sleep. Like little man will have to be chased around the house. Don/barry/wally/whoever probably only manage to scoop him up bc iris or meloni distracts Bart long enough for him to focus on her and then he is Free To Catch. He will just pout and wiggle and fight his loved ones on naps but once he’s actually caught he just fucking falls asleep and has the worst loudest grandpa-level snoring ever

- Thad on the other hand doesn’t trust anyone enough to sleep. Even after being saved from tube baby jail he struggles sleeping around lots of people and will typically just end up getting so tired his energy eventually slips and he is in sleepy town. He is better with Mel and max (and Helen probably) but little dude will NOT let his guard down around Wally for sure.

- Thad and Bart WILL nap together/sleep together and it is very cute and flashfam has many photos of it but they also will immediately hit or grab or bite each other the moment they wake up. They will occasionally tag team and cause mischief like absolutely demolishing the kitchen for snacks.

- this one I was just thinking about the other day but Barts hair is still massive as a bby okay. He probably popped out of Mel with a full fucking head of hair. Poor woman (Mel call me) . And Bart absolutely HAAATESSS having it washed or brushed but gotta keep it from becoming a birds nest so Mel just finds ways to make it more comfy and less sensory hell for him in any way she can

- still think Bart and therefore Thad’s first language would be interlac and THEN English. I have to look up how bilingualness affects babies but my uncultured thought rn is probably when the boys start talking it’s just whatever words they hear around them at the moment. Like if don or Mel accidentally curse in either language they will pick it up (and it would be Sooooo funny)

- obligatory reminder : Mel calls bart sunshine, Thad is moonlight, Owen (omg) is starlight , and she also sprinkles in nicknames like rabbit and bunny bc I’m the one writing this post of course

[xxdedwolfyriddlerxx]

My riddler/Edward nashton headcanons (idc if these are unrealistic I love him sm. And btw there are gonna be some fluff hc)

• he likes to hold onto you just about any where you guys go to (like he will latch onto you like a leech)

• when he's out and about by himself he likes to get little things and trinkets for you. (Especially from shows, movies, and games you like)

• he likes to touch your tummy and thighs a lot. Like he'll lay his head on either and will be in literal heaven.

• he gets really shy when you compliment him (he'll do his cute little smile)

• he will do everything he can to help make you feel better when being sad, sick, or just not feeling well in general

• when ever you have electronic problems you ask Edward and he is there at the speed of light to help you.

• he keeps pet rats and let's you name them (he also finds cute things to do with them that makes you laugh)

•everytime you enter a room his eyes light up like he's just seen a God/Goddess

• he likes to get very intimate and vulnerable with you. He trusts you a lot and talks about childhood trauma with you

• he liked when you teach him something new and always shows you what he's done with that subject

I think I might make a hc for alex/barry jones from prisoners bc he's my sweet little baby and I love him with all of my heart <3

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HENRY'S BACK AND THE HYPERFIXATION HAS REAWOKEN AND I NEED TO YELL ABOUT IT.

Disclaimer: obviously this was a more Normal-centric ep and Will's performance as him was fucking incredible. Buuut since Henry is and will always be my #1 dndads blorbo, this post is mostly about him lmao.

SO. incoherent rambling below the cut

MERCEDES IS GONE NOOOOOOO. I was so hoping she'd still be around, but I guess it makes sense for her to have passed, because you know there's NO chance she would have let Henry go back to fucking Oakvale where he was fucking miserable if she'd had any say in the matter. Speaking of which:

Henry went back to Oakvale??? And is on speaking terms with Barry? I feel like this is either like, some sort of weird self-exile as a way of punishing himself for whatever it is he think he did wrong (I maintain he did NOTHING WRONG but ymmv), or some sort of projection thing? Like, trying to patch up the relationship with his own shitty father because he couldn't fix things with Lark? If that even makes sense. I also wonder if Dood will recognize Barry as a former host the way it did Henry, bc

HOLY SHIT DOOD RECOGNIZED HENRY. I've been speculating for fucking months about how Henry would react to Dood and vice versa, so those bad insight checks are KILLING ME. Either way Henry being so clearly fucking shaken by their presence is perfect, and I can't wait till we get to see his true feelings.

And fucking hell, seeing Henry finally interact with Normal was so cathartic, bc like. This whole season, I've just kept screaming to myself that Henry's parenting style is exactly what Norm needed. He just needed someone to tell him that they loved him unconditionally and were fucking proud of him, and the fact that Henry did that so immediately was just. Everything I ever wanted, thank you for my life Will. And also fuck you Lark and Sparrow for making him so starved for affection that he needed that.

And hoo boy, Lark and Sparrow. Full disclosure, I trust Anthony less than I trust Will in terms of like. Really paying off this whole emotional arc? So Lark and Sparrow have always been the real wild cards in my theorizing. And I gotta be honest, I was a bit surprised that Lark didn't push back at all about going to see Henry, and that things were so, like, civil between them at first? But I'm sure Hermie being dead and Normal being devastated about it and the fact that the fate of the world is literally in the balance made sure he'd be on his best behaviour. And I'm also sure that things will get more intense between them in the next ep anyways so like, I can be patient.

But I did really absolutely adore that beat when Sparrow went in for the hug, and Henry kind of hesitated, and I have all sorts of thoughts abt it, but that's a whole other post in and of itself lmao.

ANWAYS. Henry is back and I've been waiting MONTHS for this and it was EVERYTHING I WANTED IT TO BE and I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT for the next ep holy SHIT.