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i can’t believe giuseppe bausilio is almost everything racetrack higgins should be and yet is the 2nd most ignored race to exist its crazy diabolical work
#newsies#racetrack higgins#italian is literally one of the 7 languages he speaks fluently#bc he is literally italian#and brazilian#lets wake it up for THE racetrack higgins ever#hes also just like really cool man idk#shout out to my newsies cast members born in 97 ur the cool ones💯💯
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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i've seen model steve harrington aus. i've seen child steve harrington aus. i present: child model steve harrington
note: this came from my own desperate need to see this conceptualized and i SWEAR i've searched, i just can't find any content with child model steve so. :(
bc little steve harrington was remarkably cherub-like. his large brown eyes and soft pout ensured endless cooing and fussing from his mom's friends. and when he blushed and ducked his head in shyness, they only complimented him more. when he got home that day, his mom smiled at him.
so steve decided that he would put up with the cheek pinching and the squealing. he sat upright in his chair, sitting on his hands so he wouldn't fidget and ruin the image. because he'd do anything to keep his mom smiling at him. if he was being particularly good that day, she'd let him lay his head on her lap on the drive back home.
but everything changed at his father's birthday gala. a nearly eight year old steve harrington sat prim and proper in his seat, but a smile lit up his face--his cheeks round and his dimples showing up. he raised his hand up to cover his giggle, but he couldn't help but laugh at some silly old man with a loose toupee. then he sees his mom approaching, and his face quickly smooths over, going back to the more polite smile he usually adopted when it came to these events.
he'd ruined it. he hadn't continued being the sweet boy his mom wanted. but then, she smiles at him. and introduces him to the man behind her, who says he's a designer. the man holds out his hand, but when steve puts his hand into his palm, he doesn't shake it. the man simply holds his hand, his eyes scanning steve's face. steve tries not to squirm under the attention. but the man nods and smiles at his mom, and he gives two brief cheek kisses to steve, whispering in his ear "you're going to be a star, darling." steve looks at his mom, confused, but she waves him off to continue talking to the man.
a few months later, steve's mom whisks him off on a trip to france. and steve is so excited to go, nearly vibrating in his seat as the airplane prepares to take off. but instead of the eiffel tower and the seine, steve is taken to a studio. he's posed and changed. once again, he's being fussed over, but instead of wealthy socialites, gossiping make-up artists squeal over him. he's "perfect for the shoot" and "the most darling little boy." steve doesn't understand, but his mom is still smiling, so he lets the nice ladies brush powder over his face.
and he looks in the mirror. his hair is a little more tousled and his lips have a slight tint to them and his eyes seem to take up much of his face. he's put into new clothes, and he feels like a doll in their hands. and when he's put in front of the camera, he simply follows the photographer's directions. afterwards, he's bundled into the car and his mom can't stop gushing about how good he was.
apparently, he's a natural. and then she goes back to fussing over him, focusing more on appearance than his behavior now. but she takes him out shopping and they eat at an upscale restaurant along the champs-elysses. and steve is happy.
and then they go back home, and his mom is so much stricter than before. she has him try out all kinds of different hair products, determined to find the best combination to keep it looking shiny and soft. she controls his food intake and what he wears and makes him use weird creams and serums on his face. but this is what makes his mom happy, so he's happy to let her.
his mom is also on the phone a lot more lately, whispering harshly about the quality of brands and steve just assumes she's being picky about the clothes she buys. later, his mom picks him up and holds him, and asks if he'd like to move to italy. she looks at him intently and it's obvious what answer she wants, so steve nods. she smiles and holds him close, and it's the most loved steve has felt in a while.
so they move to italy, and suddenly steve is a lot more busy. he's put in front of more cameras for more people he doesn't know. but he's smiling and pouting and doing whatever they want him to do. his compliant attitude and polite nature have photographers and designers alike singing his praises, and steve always looks to his mom for approval. but she's been arguing with his dad a lot lately, so she's upset more often than not. but that's okay, the make-up artists are always kind to him.
but then one day, his mom takes a phone call in the middle of the shoot. and when it finishes, she's gone. steve goes back in, close to tears, but the make-up artists still hanging around look after him until a car is sent to pick him up. this becomes a trend. and eventually, steve goes alone to his shoots. he's always taken care of by the crew and someone is always there to pick him up, but it's not fun without his mom there.
but he knows that she's always enjoyed him taking pictures, so he continues to do so, hoping that she'll come watch him again sometime soon. and he busies himself with befriending the chatty make-up artists and the bossy photographers and the eccentric designers. and he's such a cute little thing that they can't help but dote on him.
steve is never catapulted into child stardom, as his mom is picky with his jobs, only choosing luxury brands and well known designers for him. but within the industry, they call him the "little prince."
and then steve is catapulted into puberty, but his intense skin regimen prevents him from getting acne, save for the occasional zit. and his diet and religious exercise schedule help maintain his look. and he's still doing remarkably well, especially now that he's fully aware that he is a Model.
and steve has truly grown into his looks. with time, he's grown more comfortable in front of the camera and made numerous friends. nearly all of them are older than him, but they're fun and loud and it fills up the space that normally surrounds him. and they're the ones who get him hooked on american movies. steve remembers living in america, but he's been in milan so long that everything he recalls is vague.
but he watches them and falls in love with the american high school experience. so when he finally catches his mom off the phone and actually in the house, steve asks if he can go to school in america. and his mom laughs. but steve keeps asking, which devolves into begging. and his mother snaps, slapping him across the face and calling him ungrateful. she cries and begs for forgiveness, cowed into shame by steve's desperate attempt to hold back tears.
and so she lets him go to school in hawkins, indiana. an odd choice, but his parents just so happened to own a property there. (in truth, both of his parents expected him to change his mind within the year). but steve finds his place at hawkins high, because even though nobody in hawkins has ever heard of versace, steve is pretty. he's pretty and charming and he knows the right thing to say. after all, he's spent his whole life perfecting his mask.
and even if his mom ended up moving back home with his dad, leaving steve all alone in that big empty house, steve is happy. he's finally hanging out with people his age and high school is so far removed from the glitz and glam of the fashion industry. and he's settled and content with tommy and carol by his side. while he misses his friends back in milan, steve finds himself longing for the clothes more often. hawkins was certainly the opposite of milan, what with the nearest mall being two hours away and only equipped with a macy's and jcpenny.
through it all, steve is determined to be normal. he laughs along with jokes he doesn't quite get and rolls his eyes at carol's cue, and he joins the swim team. and he joins the basketball team. and he goes to parties and kisses girls and wears dumb little polos with his letterman jacket and does everything that he saw in the movies.
but nancy wheeler is different. steve can't forget his time in italy and who he is and was, and he's reminded of his old life in everyone and everything in hawkins. but not nancy wheeler. she's all hawkins and all his. and then the upside down happens.
and then nancy wheeler breaks his heart.
even after three years, his parents continue to ask when he'll go back to modeling, but he's different now. the upside down and billy hargrove beat that starry eyed little kid who thrived in the spotlight. and nancy wheeler proved that adoration and love is fleeting, so what would even be the point of trying anymore? his dad was a little more approving of steve's retirement/hiatus, saying that steve must want to go to college so he can take over the family business.
but when steve doesn't get into college, he's once again badgered by his mom to go back. but he's grown and changed and he's not sure that he can pretend anymore, so he says no. and they cut him off. enter: scoops era.
the measly scoops salary is not nearly enough to cover all of the new bills and expenses steve has, but he's not willing to leave hawkins. so he reaches out to his friends back in italy, and they refer him to their american connections. steve doesn't model at the same level as before, but he poses for a couple of zines and one artist who got a little too handsy at his exhibition. but he's able to make it through until the mall blows up.
this routine continues and he starts working at family video with robin at his side, but he keeps his side job a secret from the kids, using the excuse of visiting his parents to leave town for his shoots. he's not ashamed, but he knows he wouldn't "be normal" anymore if they found out.
but how does he explain his near mental breakdown at the sight of his healing demobat scars. they're raised and ugly, ruining what should have been a perfect body. and even though he uses scar cream everyday, they refuse to fade away completely. and how could anyone stand to be near such an ugly thing when all his life, steve was meant to be pretty? after all, love and adoration is fleeting.
#steve harrington#give me grace i literally do not know how to verbalize all of my thoughts about this#child model au#imagining them finding out bc jonathan or will was interested in some photography art exhibition and steve is literally the centerpiece#everyone FREAKING OUT#robin knew bc OFC robin knew#steve feeling too self conscious to keep his old ads but he knows his mom keeps a record in her office#dustin screaming crying punching the wall YOUVE BEEN FAMOUS THIS WHOLE TIME... AND DIDNT TELL ME....#mike wheeler feeling ill bc is steve actually kind of cool....#italian steve harrington#because OF COURSE italian steve harrington#eddie munson asking steve if he'd ever consider doing playboy#steve going into a very serious answer about his career projection and actually that's an insult eddie. do u know who i am#and eddie is like yeah ur the centerfold in my heart baby#and then steve gets it#to be so clear. steve's mom DOES love him but she's also extremely selfish#that's why she feels bad when she slaps him and concedes to his request#but once she gets over the initial guilt she's like but he was a STAR i was the mother of a STAR
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Brennan: in the mountains of Luxembourg
me, from Luxembourg: *gets jumpscared*
me: mf we ain't got mountains in Luxembourg
#dimension 20#d20 never stop blowing up#brennan lee mulligan#we got hills we got some dope cliffs and castle walls in the capital city#no mountains tho#lotsa woods and farm land#look at a topographical map idiot#also no counts or ppl named Otto Van Schreik but ok#we're excusing it with bad action movie writing smh#the dutch used to own our country for ages despite not sharing a border with us they can fuck right off#and the nazis tried to annex us during ww2 so anyone with as german a name as otto is also highly unlikely#there's literally a clause in our name change law that you're allowed to change your name from the german version if you want#bc the nazis forced ppl to change their names to the german version back then#we got way more french-aligned first names and a mix of german- & french-aligned last names#including like the entirety of my close family's first names being the french spelling#cause we as a country said fuck the germans after ww2#and changed all our street signs n shit to be french instead#+ then we had various waves of immigrants from different countries over the last like century#so you got lots of italian and portuguese names around too (among others)#ALSO also you can literally look up jean-claude juncker (pls note french first name) to learn what a lux accent sounds like in english#cause man does it sound bad but it sure don't sound like whatever the fuck mulligan is doing rn#update: otto not from lux he's excused
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this is me being insane but i just realized. something about pecco being valentino’s personified heritage and legacy to motorsports. but at the same time dovi saying that he kinda sees himself in pecco. people often comparing pecco to dovi, despite them being very different in their approaches while battling on track with marc.
pecco being marc’s teammate next year. the implications. am i crazy or
#marc you’ll never get away from the sound of the italian men you loved#or you still love actually. bc ofc he still loves dovi. they’re literally married idc#dovquez#rosquez#marc <3#vale#dovi#andrea dovizioso#marc marquez#valentino rossi#pecco bagnaia
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Something that occurred to me this time…
… Is that Eliot deliberately brings Hardison w/ him to confront Moreau the first time. He tells Nate that he and Hardison will do it (don't worry, I also Love Hardison taking the moment to be like 'hey, are you okay?' bc those two usually express themselves through bickering so much that it clearly telegraphs just how off Eliot is being that Hardison is dropping the usual banter to be serious).
Which for one thing, says something about Eliot's confidence in Hardison in general, but also, like… Yes, Parker's probably not the choice for that introduction, it's not her style, but Nate or Sophie could also have played the part. He could have tried to go alone. But he pulls Hardison.
Obviously he's not trying to put Hardison in danger, he makes it quite clear in all other scenarios that he does not tolerate Hardison in danger (visual cues in The Gone Fishin' Job my beloveds), the others are well aware of the fact that he's Done Some Shit and are equally unaware of his connection to Moreau. And to be honest, I can't pinpoint an exact reason why I think he might have done it, chosen Hardison to be the one who finds out first. Maybe he suspected Moreau would underestimate Hardison, making him safer (relatively, if course), then someone like Nate or Sophie. Maybe he thought it would be best to have Hardison's tech skills as back up. Maybe he thought Hardison would roll w/ the punches the best. Maybe he just wanted Hardison there for morale.
I don't know, but it's a moment that didn't really occur to me the first time, but I think is actually quite meaningful in a more emotional way.
#Leverage#and of course he's right Hardison handles it w/ aplomb and only gets mad after#I do think Parker wouldn't have been the right choice for that#just that specific situation in general#Moreau's clearly significantly not very respectful of women so either her or Sophie might have to do a more dangerous grift#I mean it doesn't go well for the Italian#Nate meanwhile is Always a wild card in his own way#but I've said it before and I'll say it again that in their own way I think Nate and Eliot have one of the most familial relationships#they mesh together in a very specific way that they don't talk about but becomes clear over the course of the show#the father/son the other never really got to have#and I do think that being suddenly confronted by that revelation combined w/ that relationship#would have thrown Nate for a loop enough to possibly destabilise things#but Hardison and him have had to work in the fly before#Hardison is one of the most versatile of team in regards to characters#he adapts quickly when it's needed#I think in a way Eliot makes a bet Hardison will roll w/ the con until they're out#will be able to not ask questions and avoid having too much of Moreau's attention#plus it will be more believable to Moreau#Hardison can handle it until they're out and then he can get mad and they'll deal w/ it#also I think Hardison helps stabilise him#while I do think people ascribe too much of Eliot's development to exclusively Parker and Hardison (esp Parker)#they absolutely do play an important role#and I think Eliot feels comfortable taking a risk bc he knows Hardison will keep his head and be ready to come up w/ something#Literal Crime Family
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really weird fun fact about me,
okay this needs some backstory before it makes sense.
so my nonni know this couple, one is from Trinidad and one is german.
the German one's father was a literal nazi no joke, actual nazi from nazi Germany he also kept a shit ton of journals from nazi era Germany and those probably should be scanned or archived in some form but story for another day.
anyway, so my nonni's friends father was a literal nazi that guy must of stolen a shit ton of stuff ngl but when he died he left it all to his son, my nonni's friend.
and among that stuff was a random brass candelabra, my nonni's friend (the one from Trinidad) was like "here have it, I'm not using it or want it"
so, my nonni now have this brass candelabra. I was living in their house at the time and me and my family were playing around with it.
because you could move the different candle holder branches, and we realised we could make them straight in a line.
and low and behold, it was a FUCKING MENORAH
just.. a random menorah??? that doubled as a candelabra, honestly sweet design choice.
but, my nonni just. have a random menorah now, that is 500% stolen.
so to whoever's family lost a brass menorah that doubles as a candelabra good news! it's perfectly fine!
and that is the random fun fact.
#-pop#nazi cw#nazi mention#other random bits that are important the guy in the story is currently 80 something and uses a wheelchair#he's just a guy his father was awful but he's not his father#also it's pretty funny my nonni have a menorah considering one of them probably is ethnically jewish (yeah we can't really pin it down sinc#who the fuck has birth documents for a random rural ass Italian family there was kinda no way too know bc the records don't really go-#back that far. and also bc like I don't live in Italy and can't go on a pilgrimage to go figure that out it also considering that one of my#other bisnonni was a literal orphan and we know nothing about her mother or anything past that so who the hell actually knows#I one day will get a DNA test and finally figure it out but yeah crazy shit#like you go to my nonni's house and there's just a menorah by the window lol
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i literally saw an ad written "white man in his 50s looking for a thin, black woman in her 40s" and i'm shocket
#imagine dating people based on their race lmao fetichization is honestly disgusting#i thought this was smth only usamericans did bc we brazilians date every ethnicity and our own and nobody really cares about that#but i guess i was wrong lmao#i mean maybe this dude is an usamerican lmao who know#also ofc it's a white man. and ofc she has to be thin.#but the fact he printed it and put it on walls is wild to me#hope one black woman pretends to be interested in him and put him in his place#fetichizing races i wrong!!!!!#tio morcego tá chokito#usamericans literally make tags like “black woman white man” “latina woman black man” “white woman asian man” and i honestly#think they're hilarious for that bc when i see interracial couples i couldn't care less#it's like monoracial couples to me#but i get that interracial relationships was prohibited in the us until the 60s (i think) so it's smth “new” to them#meanwhile in brazil interracial relationshops existed since 1500 lol#i'm not complaining about the tags i just think it's funny#like “wooow look she's russian and he's nigerian” idk smth like that#also why don't i see any same sex couples using these tags? maybe they're more like us and don't care? lmao#if i ever get a boyfriend who's not ethnically italian like me or not white either you guys won't know about it#unless i want to complain about the racism he faces or smth#tio morcego tá tagarela
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' it's the WaWaaas Pizza 🎶! for YoUuu and MeEe~😸🎶!
WaWa.'
#he is literally spongebob#'now we're delivering pizzas.. With! apollo :] ! ....here we goo--!'#he trusts his dog so much to be carrying those pizzas while he walks him omg#that is one good boy!!#mine would see something shiny or have to sniff something and one quick bolt and nvm on the neighbors pizzas#the neighbor talking to him like a happy teacher receiving an apple from her student lol#i need to be... where the maxey is#imagine going abt ur day then BOOM! babygirl be upon ye !#why was he like booting up at the start of the video 😭#like someone just finished cranking his jump lever or smthin#i just knoowww the video started off with a classic icarly '3...2..1'#hes so cute#maxey#such a cute pizza company name to support too lol#bro shouldve driven to the streets of philly and handed these out tbh bcs those neighbors were probably full of#um#idk#whatever rich people eat man idek the names of what they digest 😭#...cannoli?#ok now i made them italian#idk i didnt even mean this tbh this was stupid im giving up goodbye
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The things i would do to re2 leon tho. Absolutely insane.
#i was gonna say ''i think the ita dub is getting to me'' bc i genuinely think italian is. really really pretty.#but like he's canonically italian-american isn't he. it's fine (his last name is literally Kennedy i do not think he knows italian)#but still have you seen him oh my God#when re2make dropped and i saw his face i just knew he was gonna be my lil baby boy#i love him. baby.#i think it's my fave iteration of Leon.
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Do you guys think Charles’ inner thoughts are in English, Italian, or French?
#I’ve literally been thinking about this all day#Bc of the little clip in the video where he goes from French to Italian to English#i usually switch between English and Spanish in my head#or sometimes it’s like the very minimal French/German I know#jfkshdksbsj#these are the thoughts that haunt me#i also asked isa this#so curious
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shakespeare was not a pedophile. we have no evidence even suggesting he was a pedophile. he married a woman nearly a decade older than him. why are people claiming he's a pedophile
#i need people to stop using the orsino speech from 12th night as an argument for shakespeare secretly hating his wife#in his old age he almost EXCLUSIVELY wrote works where the family was ripped apart by traumatic circumstance but then healed#because he and anne hathaway lost children#these are works where the father specifically suffers under the belief his family is gone. his wife dead his children dead#but the the story resolves with that family being restored. they weren't dead at all. they were merely hidden#those are works that to me say everything that needs to be said about how shakespeare felt about his wife and children#and i also dont like the argument that bc he wrote romeo and juliet he supported child marriage#r+j is literally a critique of the feuding italian nobility and how that feuding causes pain that can end a legacy. that can kill a family#it's not a story just about teens in love. it's about teens who are so desperate to escape their family situations they choose death
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Dude Mo seider was so turned on by those big dudes and loving feeling like a tiny delicate princess next to them.
🗣️🗣️🗣️
WELCOME TO MY THESIS
i like to call it fridge on (emotionally mini)fridge action wherein moritz seider, noted six four two hundred pound man, once described by roman josi as a “big guy”, frequently said to be giant and huge and etc etc etc by mickey redmond, is the Babiest Girl Alive. flirting and laughingly saying “oh nooo don’t get me ahaha stop” while being manhandled by several men!!! giggling uncontrollably comparing his legs to the size of other men’s arms!! making sure everybody knows how much bigger than him joe is!!! if the common theme of all these things just so happens to be making him feel small and delicate that’s just a coincidence he can’t be blamed for that, YOU’RE the one treating him like a perfect princess
#he’s emotionally a mini fridge bc. mini despite being a literal fridge of a man do we all understand the joke ok thank u for laughing 🫶#anon i’m kissing u on the mouth (with consent) btw. perfect phrase. perfect sentiment. no real notes that’s it exactly#everything about this man. everything to me.#i!!! simply think!!!!! we don’t babygirlify this man enough!!!! that’s my WIFE goddamnit!!! and i need her to get fucked nasty by big men!!!#do you know. do you know the Archive i have in my screenshots of gelinas/seider. like he Fucked That Man#it is peak big vet calling a younger guy ‘kid’ to convince himself he’s too young for him before he fucks him over a table text post vibes.#so i’m just SAYING with all the content that exists & the narrative they wrote in the literal detroit free press about each other 0 WORKS??#yes i know write the content you want to see in the world but re:every project ever. what if i can’t 🫴#liv in the replies#it is. i have it written down in SO MANY PLACES that i love joe being shorter than mo (by like. an inch lol) but mo being like ‘😳 oh my god’#‘joe you’re so BIG’ and yes this is because joey v comes back fucking RIPPED every summer & he’s a slutty lil italian boy who likes to show#off his tits. what are mo & i gonna do not look??? (joey v shirtless slutty cameo videos you are Everything to me. why did you film them)
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Wait, Kellen Goff IS in this game?!
#I remember seeing somewhere that some people initially thought Kellen Goff was Dark Cacao’s VA#I think on account of him sounding similar to Glamrock Freddy?#I had this funny joke in my head (or at least I thought it was funny) about the voice actors#since both Kellen Goff and Patrick Seitz (Dark Cacao’s actual voice actor) are in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure#(it’s where I first heard of both VAs)#and here’s the thing: Patrick Seitz was the voice of Dio#while Kellen Goff was the voice of Diavolo#and if you know Italian you know those names are literally opposites (meaning God and Devil respectively)#so it was this joke that was like “he’s Dio not Diavolo” or something like that but I never got the joke properly articulated#just potential in my head#but Kellen’s actually in the game? Well then#I swear if we get Matt Mercer in the game someone needs to draw him and Dark Cacao doing the Jojo face off walk thing#bc Matt Mercer is Jotaro’s English VA#anyways#cookie run kingdom#choco werehound brute#dark cacao cookie#kellen goff#random stuff
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every time something new with a latino lead pops up i think of that gina torres quote that’s like “hollywood prefers when it’s latinos look italian”
#like clearly ‘tan’ but no ethnic features. straight hair. perfect nose.#i am thinking about how much the rw&rb guy looks like the chick from the half of it#and also that shitty selena show#one thing i will say for 911 is that none of the reyes family looks ~ambiguous. the diaz family is kinda passing but the great thing about#that is there is this whole story line about how eddie fits in (or doesn’t) with his family and the fact that his fam are kinda borderline#‘italian’ looking and he lives in cali with his very tejano abuela and tia and his white texas fam is kinda judgey of him. there’s something#There ya know so it’s fine. or that one lady in the bad cowboy bebop show. it’s just. latinos in hollywood rep is still abysmal aksjdjjd#my Literal Grandfather edward james olmos has been bitching about this his whole career and it’s still the same! annoying.#anyways#i’m in a better mood today bc i had no dreams#rani makes text posts no one will read
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i just wanted to come to walmart real fast with my sister and then go home and get drunk but our dad decided to come with us and now we’ve already been here 40 minutes and done essentially Nothing bc my dad is just Looking at camping shit
#i’m going to lose my mind i don’t want to be here until past 9pm i want to go home!!!!!!!#HES NOT EVEN GETING ANYTHING!!!!!!#i just want to grab something for dinner tonight and tomorrow and some drinks to have as chaser#but we have been in the fuckfiffbfbd camping aisle for forty fucking minutes pleassseeeee i want to scream#also my sister is saying the dumbest shit and making no sense#i don’t care you found out the real way to say some fuckin italian word bitch nobody says it like that outside of italy ur gonna sound#STUPID if you say that to someone out lou here in fucking Maine bitch#idr what else she’s said but i’m like that’s fucking stupid#oh it was that the word barista makes no sense???? bitch yes it fuckin do look that shit up and understand how words work and it would make#cOMPLETE SENSE!!!!!!! also she said it should be ‘coffee-rista’ bc that makes more sense. bitch that literally sounds fucking STUPID and i#would literally never tell anyone my job bc you sound like an IDIOT W H A T#barista sounds fun and like fancy and cool bitch why would you want to sound like a person who just learned what words are#anyways i’m annoyed i want to GO BACK TO MY HOUSE#also if one more person gives me a dirty look i’m going to beat them senseless stop looking at me like that i literally look fucking Normal#i hope walmart has nothing you want don’t give dirty looks to people for no reason keep an eye on ur child running around instead
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