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danny and officer martinez's relationship in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" in a nutshell:
Martinez: FREAK! GET YOUR FUCKING KID!
Battinson, on the other side of the crime scene: he don't bite
Martinez, with Nightingale firmly attached his arm, visibly biting him: YES HE DO!
*points at them* Danny is the Bugs Bunny to Martinez's Elmer Fudd.
Another Officer: i can't believe you're fighting with an actual twelve year old. Martinez: i swear to god that is not a twelve year old, that is a little hellion that crawled out of batman's shadow one dark and stormy night and decided to dedicate his existence to tormenting me. Officer: Are you really that mad about him putting a sticky note on your back-- Martinez: thats not the point
in danny's defense: the word "freak" is. a mini beserker button for him for.... obvious ghostly reasons, so like, even if its not directed at him, he still very much unappreciates Martinez's insults at Battinson. Danny may or may not be projecting.
he's not going to hurt the guy! not in any serious or permanently disfiguring way at least! But he is going to leave mean sticky notes on the square part of his spine that he can't reach, and stick salt in his 3AM Late Night Crime Scene Coffee, and kick the bottom of his heel while he's walking so he stumbles. And other petty, infuriating things that tally up and boil over, over time.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#blood blossom au#dpxdc memes#dpxdc au#the only thing martinez is right about is the fact that danny is. in fact. NOT twelve.#he's just shrimpy because he's half-dead#there's eventually a 'martinez vs nightingale' board in the precinct called the beef board. it tallies every time one of them gets got by#the other. danny is currently in the lead by a wide margin. martinez is very limited in what he can do bc of multiple reasons. but one#of them is the fact that batman HAS punched a cop before. three actually. and he won't hesitate to punch another if martinez actually did#anything to harm nightingale. and also nightingale shows up so rarely and doesnt stick around long enough for martinez to retaliate#or properly plan ahead. its kinda a wild card whether or not nightingale pops up on the scene.#nightingale: i am just a little guy!! the littlest of boy!! baddabing-baddaboom! you wouldn't do nothin to a little guy would'ya?#battinson who atp knows full well that if it werent for the blood blossom danny could turn martinez into a red smear: *would you?*#danny: if it werent for the laws of this land i would have committed acts of violence against You Specifically :)#and also like. every single other officer insulting batman and callin him a freak. they're not safe either martinez is just the poor sucker#that i have a name to give the face to#danny's a good kid but also i don't picture him totally.. hm... mentally stable? he's a little spicy. as a treat.#he's kind at his core but also he found his family's corpses and was isolated from society for 4 months by his abusive godfather and was#poisoned with quite literally the only toxin capable of destroying him entirely and can no longer (currently) use his powers without dying#instantly. so he's! he's doing his best! like between being chaotic and being kind he's def gonna choose being kind but also.#he's living on borrowed time and is in a constant active state of being slowly eaten alive by his own bloodstream. it weighs on ya psyche#danny's barely even processed his family's death and now he's got all this other trauma stacked on top to address. he is Windows EXP rn#tormenting martinez is just. an itty bitty way he can let loose some of the stress he's ignoring.#considering danny's alternate timeline was: world annihilation. he thinks he's doing pretty well all things considered
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As cute as that post is, the hc i live behind is that Bruce has been surrounded by rich people all his life and is so aware of the kind of nasty shit they do that hes like hyperaware of protecting his kids in the Right way, and that means being extremely blunt and nonchalant about sexual things they may or may not do. Hes the dad thats constantly reminding them to use condoms or buy this kind of lube for these kinds of toys and the kids HATE ITTTTT theyre like PLEASE OLD MAN. ENOUGH. I GET IT !!!!
Hes like got a million answers for everything bc HE did so much shit in his lifetime that hes a walking encyclopedia but they would literally Die before coming up to him for any sex related questions. Which is really unfortunate (for them) bc at least TWO of his children are dating aliens and old enough to Do Things and its impossible to just google [insert alien race] anatomy; the only people who have that information are the aliens in question and BRUCE bc hes the only fucker that keeps track of this shit !!! Going to Bruce for anything is soooo dire bc the reminder that he FUCKS is like too much for them to bear, esp when hes out patrolling w Selina or Clark and hes like smiling and bickering w them its like NOOOO THATS RIGHT NOT THEM TOO ‘oh my fucking goddd not uncle clark’ <- jason about to literally explode from how red his fucking face is
#chattin#suggestive#bruce#DONT know where im going w this#just that i hc bruce as someone who had very limited avenues for pleasure while doing his whole batman schtick#and so he indulged in very extreme ways and had to trial and error his way into finding something that worked for him#so kink circles have always been his best friend#and like he KNOWWWWWWWS this life is so fucking tough and stressful and theres like no way u get a bunch of teens and young adults#and people in general in the same place constantly without having them fool around its like the same shit thay happens in the olympics LOL#so hes like well its GOING to happen and i know this bc alfred tried to stop Me and that was. unsuccessful 🧍♂️#so hes just loops back into being supportive so that they dont compromise themselves#and its the WORSTTTT for his boys bc bruce just fucking Knows when things are happening#and when theyre behaving like bruce in his early years#or gravitating to the same circles (jason) that he used to frequent#and its SO funny bc bruce is just so deadpan and dry about everything INCLUDING this#hes just an awkward dad making sure his kids are okay 🥺 he did the atupid experimental shit so they dont have to !!!!!#but what that also means is that hes in ur business way more than you want him to be#yes i am . in relations w [insert alien teammate]#no i do not need to read up on the . anatomical books you found of them in your travels.#(tim specifically) NO you do not need to ask CLARK for- WHY WOULD U ASK HIMMMM BEFORE READING THE BOOKS- DONT ANSWER THAT
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OC !
#my characters#i missed her so much wowee#her name is katale and thats what she goes by EXCEPT her best friend (and ex boyfriend and boss) who gets to call her kitty#hes just like the all around best guy in her life and she loves him a whole lot#and even though they broke up they have a very loving friendship and shes like#oh i would absolutely kill for him and in fact i am VERY good at killing im honing my skills :3#and her family is actually just a bunch of criminals and the only reason the other guy gets involved#is bc he needs fast money to help his mom with hospital bills and so hes like hey my mom doesnt need to know how shes alive#and then he somehow becomes head honcho and is a rumored to be ruthless man#but hes just incredibly level headed and able to think his way up (and kills a few unpleasant family members for kitty)#and if shes running out and about you can even hear him say shit like#my wife left me i miss my wife#and everyone knows he means katale but no one knows how to react bc its clearly a joke (???) since they broke up#but no one is telling their boss to elaborate the wife situation#kitty however is the entire reason that she gets this lil puppy of an agent to not kill rudyard her dear boss#and somehow they adopt this grown man and also his really weird mentor who faked their death#but they love their puppy son boy agent man#and kitty is super happy to dote on the agent but even she has her lines like WHY DID YOU JUST HAND HIM A GUN#RUDYARD HE TRIED TO KILL YOU LIKE LAST MONTH WHAT ARE YOU DOING#and rudyard is just ??? can i NOT shove a gun into his hands now? what is that? a crime? really? gonna tell on me? a criminal? for crimes?#but genuinely it stresses her out bc she loves her adopted son but loves her best friend and eventually she realizes#ok puppy agent man is loyal to them but not a criminal thats ok#while rudyard is like ... passing him guns to try out as a bonding thing#but also he is fascinated with how good the agents aim is like hey kitty you should watch how far he can shoot perfectly#hey kitty remember all those dead underlings and how precise their kills were to make them not suffer this guy is really good#also for what its worth ruds mom is still alive! shes just in a nursing home now and he goes to visit her#kitty and rudyard have such a fun dynamic to me and both are murderers but its okay (its not)#also kitty likes anime and she has forced rud to watch anime with her and he just accepts his fate#bc it makes kitty happy to share so he will watch to make her happy even if he doesnt understand all the appeal
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I’m barely a third into the series but genuinely?? if I had gone through any one thing Marco Animorphs has experienced by this point I would simply not be able to function emotionally. at all.
#like jesus christ#obviously they’re all going through it but bro?????#he just gets repeatedly hit with the trauma ray#and he Still manages to make jokes#bc it’s also the only thing relieving the tension in this already incredibly stressful lifestyle#and he’s THIRTEEN#I want to wrap this poor boy in a blanket holy shit#anyway I’m just finishing book 15 and I am indeed devastated#animorphs#marco animorphs#books#my post
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I think I definitely like the original versions more than the edited ones. I'm more happy with the grumpy Fernando one, whereas the bratty Seb one made me want to cease painting forever. So hopefully he looks good?????? I'm sure I'll soften on it, but yeah, not TOO pleased with it right now. His facial expressions are so cute and dynamic and unique until you have to try and paint it and then you dont love him anymore(kidding ofc, how could I ever hate my beloved boy king 🥺)
Anyways, these are them:
#the caption is a multi-pronged reference so if you get it you get it 🤭#hint: the quote is both a translation of a vettonso thing but its also not...exact. i added a little spice to it#so yeah translate all of that first(the first part of the quote wont work in google translate tho)#and then also the rest of the caption is both a reference to a real life thing but also me making it AUified !!#hehehe let me know your thoughts 🤭 was so fucking pleased w it when i first told C about it#ngl putting that quote was the main thing pushing me thru finishing the seb one#im like CMON YOU CAN DO IT!! IF YOU FINISH IT YOU CAN PUT YOUR SILLY LATIN JOKE!!! YOU LOVE LATIN!!#anyways i drafted this before i even really started the seb one#and my god LOOK AT THEIR HAND SIZE DIFFERENCE WOOF WOOF WOOF#did you guys notice...seb's ring...his wedding...ring? 🤭🤭🤭#wanted to add one to nando but his left ring finger isnt really visible but just so you know hes wearing it#I have a lot of thoughrs about rings and ungloved vs gloved hands grrrrrrr#theres a lot of meaning in it to me and it adds to their characterization so ill try and make a post abt thay sometime !#anyways pls enjoy the fruits of my labor.....#vettonso so good it makes me PAINT TWO PORTRAITS#i think before this au i was kinda trying to get away from painting csuse it stressed me out too much#and then the vettonso brainrot is so horrinle that im willing to paint for like...an undisclosed amnt of time#undisclosed not bcs im being secretive but bcs i have no idea and irs 6 am and i have school JSKFLVL#okay bur yes yes please enjoy. and enjoy my suffering as a purveyor of vettonso 🥹 id do anything for my lieges#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#catie.art.#boy king au
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aaaaaa I'm so excited you got the ARE YOU from Jere!!!!! Are you designing the tattoo already???
I am still not over that and especially now with his story like how dARE YOU 😭🤣
ARe yOU 👀👀👀
I have most of the design ready i just went into a state were i can nothing but fanboy for a hot minute so I hope to get myself calm enough to transfer my pictures and scan the page so I can work on it 😍
#his stupid face (affectionate)#he freaking knew how to trigger me omg xD#if anybody is curious/confused here is a run down#so i had barricade at backas where the boy noticed me twice#the first time he commented on my hair (you have my old hair)#the second time he commented on my bulbasaur hat and called me denmark guy (gender affirmed)#and after being noticed twice i was so starstruck i didnt know what to say so i started are you'ing him#after are you'ing eachother twice he directly went to ask people about ruisrock (subtle)#two days later i decided to say fuck it and make a sign for an are you tattoo#i had one at home i hadnt take with me bc i didnt want to stress myself#but now i felt brave#then jere starts freaking are you'ing the crowd#and i get my sign in the air#and he sees it!!!#and jokes he will write it on my ass#later i get help from a generous finnish kääryle to actually get jere to write are you for me#and i had already been insufferable before that since are you is my comfort stimm#so now i even more annoyed people around me are you'ing everytime i could#and now his freaking story is triggering me to start are you'ing again#and i am so freaking excited!!!#JERE YOU BASTARD!!!#replies
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ohh how about some ace from one piece :p
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#i kno like... 3 things abt ace? bc my relationship with one piece is very weird haha#but also the thing abt me is that i am grossed out by anime boy muscles hahaha#like it stresses me out. bro drink some water or something. thr human body should not look like that#idk thats what staring at ace's abs make think of lol#portgas d ace#one piece#monkey d luffy#love his freckles tho
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i. am going to have a very busy next couple of days/weeks
#good things happening!! just. stressful and time consuming.#will make my life a looot better though so excited about the end result. not excited about#all the work im gonna have to do..sigh.....if only boxes could unpack themselves#on the bright side i will finally have a desk again!! and all my art supplies!! more than just ballpoint pens!#well ok i have my paints with me rn i just dont really have good paper to paint on#on the not so bright side my desk is in pieces. and will have to be put back together. there are not instructions. those are long gone#but then we will finally be fully moved in 🎉its been months.....#very long and complicated process i will not go into bc i am not doxxing myself#but oooh boy. its been a time. well mostly a lot of sitting around and waiting and brief spurts of being incredibly busy#all this and then im just gonna move again next summer....it will not be nearly as much of an ordeal though#most of my things will stay at my parents place im just gonna take....whatever i can idk thats a problem for future me#but. man this year has sure been a year. and next year is shaping up to be another one
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#feel like thw trip i took over the weekend was like. a brain reset NDNDDNNNDNDNDN#it was like i was taken back to a time precovid... pre career change.... i was just like oh ya this is how things were NDNNDMSNSMSM#just .... goin on trips with my friends....#ya...........#idk NDNXNNXJXJXJX#just needed that i guess#bc i was so stressed like between graduating and job searching and my boy problem it was so much#bc when i graduated university.... i really just had to deal with graduating. bc i had to take some time off after for mental health n then#they were so desperate in my field that i got a job within like a week of applying NFNFJJFJDNXNND#so... ya i had like time to deal with stuff. whereas this time i was hit with like... what felt like so much.... idk IDK#im just glad that i keep finding jobs to apply to. bc there were two weeks where it was so DRY. like there was Nothing to apply to and i was#like OH SO AM I FUCJED??? IS TGE WELL DRY#but nah. i found one last week that i applied to over the weekend and another yesterday that i'll apply to in the coming days...#may as well take my time.... bc its not due until 2 weeks from now#2 of the jobs ive applied to already also close this week so im like. WILL I HEAR BACK?.?????#idk idk#software is so competitive.....#psych was..... lmao. high turnover everywhere. HOWEVER.... there was this one company that had basically a monopoly on the field#in my town and the surrounding ones#so like....... wouldnt have been easy to move around#at least in software.... you can get a job at literally any sector lmao. like the options are unlimited thank god#there was a posting to work at a library..... i wasnt qualified for it bc they wanted like someoen super experienced#but i was like OH WOW A GOAL.????#like god imagine i get to work at a library.... kicking screaming throwing UP#thatd be so cool.....#id feel so accomplished...#personal
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#not to be a substance abuser on main but fuckign. oops.#the stress of the season got to me and guess who is out of ambien until THE TWENTYGODDAMNSIXTH#mmmmaybe earlier if i get lucky?? argh#i used a lockbox previously to help prevent me from doing this exact thing but i figured out the uh#damnit whats it called. the failsafe ig that shuts the timer off#im so annoyed w myself bc once ive had one for some reason ambien brain is like oh boy lets have more.#and ambien alex is an incredibly shitty combination of dumbass while having all the smartness of normal alex#so its not like i can hide them from myself or put them in puzzles or something#im so so annoyed w myself but i think like. not having it is the punishment i deserve#ive really tried to switch off ambien but its the only thing that works bc it slows my brain down for two seconds#which has the effect of Me Being An Idiot#vent#gooood i hate talking ab this bc ik ppl will always be like ''just do not be prescribed ambien/do not abuse it'' BRO I AM TRYING#ya boy used to be on hard drugs im doing my best here
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is it autism or is it a symptom of previous longterm social isolation and lack of agency ?
#i think. im not good at being a person.#ive finally gotten some alone time and i am reflecting. and well.#i dont think you can make me socially aware ^-^ i dont think i'll ever get good at it.#i donknow why ^-^👍 and i dont think it matters 👍#i think hes getting tired of me alreadyyyy......#and i think. lots of other ppl . dont see me wout him already also.#ive managed this already... impressive ^-^#but the japanese international girls like me so !!! it doesnt matter !!! i have. two nice friends. and 1 intimidating friend.#i will not get bullied or made fun of or be in ungetoutable bad situations bc of. mafia friend.#and then i will recharge and be silly around. nice friends.#i think the fact that im actively thinking about this. doesnt do anything for my case.#i think. im getting masking lessons. when i hang out w him. if it really is the autism. and im failing a little bit.#he thinks ive got anxiety. 💭💭 psych major ass. sorry. my roommates also psych major. why are they. talkers.#theyre scawy.#they both got adhd too. whats with that#anyway.#i want to get a haircut.#and hes like. well. hes literally 4 real a model. and his mom was a model. and all his friends were. guess what. models.#so. scary. so i will go to a shitty salon w a nice normal level of social skill friend and then not say anything i think.#i love yapping on here this is awesome. i can just say anytging.#non u know me in real life#how did i end up making friends w the most 'popular guy' guy in the world this is so stressful.#everyone likes him. there are ppl who only talk to me to get an idea of where he might be at. what happened.#howd i go from friendless loser to. loser but in a completely different friend environment. friends w guy who is too good at making friends#but chooses to hang out w me ? does he choose to do that. is it all coincidence?#how did i get here. it really doesnt feel real#i want. to . explode.#yknow i never even really talked to boys before this also. wtf. wtf..#i have only been saying nice things so far i think but i think its important to know that he. scares me. hes so from bc.#i have always been scared of island ppl theyre. all so mad always. and guess what he is too. and yet here i am.
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i have my first infusion tomorrow and the Anxiety is kicking in and i am trying so so hard to keep it calm
#marzi speaks#marzivents#EASY boy down boy it’s okay#i’m stressed bc i don’t know if i should bring any paperwork. or medication#(i’m gonna bring some of my meds in a purse just in case)#i don’t know what questions my rheum’s gonna ask#i don’t know what i’m going to do in terms of getting food#will the hospital provide a meal or will i have to request it from outside#i don’t know if my mom will be with me the whole time or just drop me off or if she’ll stay for some of it and then leave#i don’t even know what the infusion center looks like#all i know is that i’m gonna sit with a needle in my arm for 4-6 hours and that i should respond well to it#and my anxiety stems from Not Knowing i HATEEEE not knowing things#uuuuggghhhh it’ll be fine. it’ll be fine. the staff at that hospital are lovely and used to helping stressed kids#so they can help if i have an anxiety attack#and it wouldn’t be embarrassing bc i went through a traumatic experience and these people help people for a living#so it’s gonna be fine. but i hate that i don’t know how it works#will i be in my own little room for a little bit? i imagine not. is there any privacy?#or am i just going to be sitting with a bunch of other people getting chemo?#i don’t KNOW. i don’t know and i really don’t like it#but i need to go to sleep soon. but i still have this stupid insomnia even though i’m tired#probs gonna have to warn my mom that i’m gonna be a little neurotic tomorrow. bc i hate this anticipation actually it makes me feel awful#and like with the follow-up with my rheumatologist that’s also gonna be happening#what kind of questions will she ask? what kind of things will i need to know? ohhh god#ok deep breaths. relax. it is late and i am tired and therefore more prone to catastrophizing#i do know this doctor. i know she is kind and patient. this is not a test. it’s going to be okay#gotta remind myself that it’s gonna be okay. do my cyclical breathing and try to relax physically#the mental will follow as the fatigue sets in#okay. okay. we’re a little calmer. still not Plussed but we’re okay#gonna try to get sleepy now
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...... pete ripped off a piece of wall at work . ok
#to clarify PETE IS A DOG NOT SOME GUY#i am SAFE do not worry#salmon jibberish#bro 😭#ripped it clean off. sighs /lh#sarah was PISSED#and zeus (i think) ripped a beam out of a wall last week#like somehow he got thru the outside of the wall AND PULLED AND BENT OUT ONE OF THE METAL PIECES#zeus wasnt a huge dog either#i think he was a lab mix#pete on the other hand is a huge dog#these happened in the back in the boarding suites#not out in the daycare#but yall#please#neither of them were reactive dogs#i think pete was just bored#and zeus was stressed (he was a special-case dog (we have to take special cautions w him because we cant touch him))#(<- cant touch bcs he'd bite)#pete is a nice dog btw to clarify he did not rip off the wall out of aggression. he's a very sweet boy#sweet to an extent (he's a handful but i still like him)#yapping moment#also pete is just a really funny name for a dog
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spilled hummus on my bed i'm burning this place to the ground
#THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW.#i found out my cat has asthma today and the vet said she didn't want to start him on meds yet bc it's not severe and he's still young#which BOTHERS ME bc i don't want it to get severe!! i want him to stay healthy and not wait until it's critical to get him what he needs!!!#but ok!!!!!!!!! im just going to be stressed about it indefinitely#and now there is hummus in my bed#i am FUMING#and my baby nitsy witsy is a little asthma boy
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@godblooded mama's boy
"Half of my heart is in your chest."
#godblooded#( int. ) tiger.#( ver. | tiger. ) unknown soldier.#[ lowkey this is one of THE tiger songs of all time ]#[ i've only had tiger for a decade; one day i will write up how much he doesn't respond well to the whole 'being human' thing ]#[ v much tries to frame a biological experience through a mechanical lens bc that's all he knows then stresses when it doesn't work ]#[ this boy would volunteer for an arc reactor to make himself 'whole' like he was but would then be distraught when it doesn't work ]#[ and he still feels as incomplete as he did before if not more so bc now he has a hole in his chest filled with smth that still isn't him#[ he's a bit better abt it by the time of endgame etc but early tiger is wretched w humanity and i am here to suffer(tm) ]
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i dont take enough pics of my guy
#Saw some old pics going thru my pnone wnd got upset bc i want to go pick him up but i CANT#WAH#my boy my sweet boy who i am so fucking stressed over .
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