#and he’s THIRTEEN
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I’m barely a third into the series but genuinely?? if I had gone through any one thing Marco Animorphs has experienced by this point I would simply not be able to function emotionally. at all.
#like jesus christ#obviously they���re all going through it but bro?????#he just gets repeatedly hit with the trauma ray#and he Still manages to make jokes#bc it’s also the only thing relieving the tension in this already incredibly stressful lifestyle#and he’s THIRTEEN#I want to wrap this poor boy in a blanket holy shit#anyway I’m just finishing book 15 and I am indeed devastated#animorphs#marco animorphs#books#my post
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Duke: Why is Dick sitting in between Jason and Roy?
Steph: Because he doesn't wanna see them cuddling.
Tim: Or kissing.
Duke: But they're a couple.
Tim: To Dick, Jason's still a baby.
Duke, holds up Damian: This is a baby, that's a grown ass adult.
#batfam#jayroy#jason todd#roy harper#dick grayson#stephanie brown#duke thomas#tim drake#damian wayne#duke casually holding up a fourteen year old damian calling him a baby#and calling dick crazy for sitting in between a couple#dick: he's still thirteen! TO ME!#jason: dick I'm twenty-one#dick: still my baby brother
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I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.
#shitpost#house md#malpractice md#gregory house#hate crimes md#robert chase#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#idk if theirs a ship name for them#but house x wilson x cuddy#allison cameron#i didn't mention foreman#but hes there#he falls in love with Chase after accidentally finding his OF#thirteen uses Tumblr#like she has a Tumblr accent#and house definitely knows what Tumblr is#and definitely notices
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emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀
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#ml#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#my art#emma dupain cheng#emma agreste#(i think that may the more popular tag for her lol. she is a dupain cheng in my heart though)#plagg#she is thirteen almost fourteen here btw. because i love circularity#emma dupain cheng to me is like. what if emilie or adrien grew up in a stable home with no trauma. that’s emma#and she is theater kid✨#and adrien and marinette are soooo so so supportive and love going to her shows and are so proud of her#/marinette has to be held back from trying to manipulate the school play casting process to secure emma the lead every year#but then emma sets her sights on bigger things(broadway west end)#and adrien pumps the breaks big time#and he’s so torn between supporting her interests and wanting so badly to keep her from like. being a child actor. having a job. b#being pulled from school#and emma gets upset bc he is standing in the way of her dreams#and they fight about it:(#and then emma discovers plagg and convinces him to help her sneak out and go to her callback that she secretly auditioned for#(and forged all the parent signatures for lol)#and. well. plagg CAN be bribed#and also she just reminds him so much of baby adrien🤧 he is a softie#and she runs away to her callback. and adrien and marinette wake up the next morning and see on the news that there is a new chat noir.#anyway. not that i’ve thought about it or anything
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#house md#hate crimes md#lawrence kutner#robert chase#james wilson#chris taub#eric foreman#remy thirteen hadley#chase is ONLY a 10/10 when he's agonizing over murder btw
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the cast of OM after my MC makes them gayer except for the kids whose only worries are crayons and cookie dough
#obey me#om lucifer#om mammon#om leviathan#om satan#om asmodeus#om beelzebub#om belphegor#om barbatos#om diavolo#om simeon#om solomon#om luke#om raphael#om thirteen#om mephistopheles#om michael#om candy#om ..uuhhhh mephistos brother lmfao#my art 🪶🐦⬛🦴#took away mammons straightener and introduced his ass to a bonnet.. its not his fault hes a 3a in a family of 1s and 2s....#its not his fault!!!!!!#yes the one at the very bottom in the middle is in fact candy if its hard to read#i did the uhhh ''how i thought theyd write their names'' text SOOO long ago so im glad i finally have a place to use them muaha#guys they arent girls just cuz they have long hair btw
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𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔦𝔱 𝔪𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔱 𝔣𝔢𝔩𝔱 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔞 𝔨𝔦𝔰𝔰
#ultraviolence#lana del rey#he hit me and it felt like a kiss#this is what makes us girls#born to die#lizzy grant#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#girlblogging#girlblogger#priscilla presley#coquette#coquette aesthetic#dollette#dollette aesthetic#dollycore#vintage americana#girl interrupted#manic pixie dream girl#trailer park princess#thirteen movie#evie zamora#gossip girl#pretty little liars#pink pilates princess#queen of the gas station#coney island queen#chemtrails over the country club#it girl#bella hadid#gigi hadid
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Alright, I'll say it: Jack Harkness and the Doctor's relationship is possibly the most fleshed out/complicated dynamic in Doctor Who and that is INCLUDING the master/doctor relationship. Seriously, think about it:
the fact that when they meet jack is presented as sleazy con man and the doctor makes him brave- makes him good
but that they are both willing to die for rose as long as she is safe
and then she comes back and dooms them both to live (even though jack has already died for her and the doctor WILL die for her)
(ninerosejack is canon and you cannot convince me otherwise)
but then the doctor sees jack as immortal as someone he COULD spend the rest of his life with
and instead of embracing it like you'd think he would because he is so wrecked by people leaving him/being left by him the doctor RUNS bc the Doctor is so scared of jack of what he means of what he is
jack ends up abandoned in dalek dust goes back in time to find the doctor suffers a hundred years alone/being tortured but STILL WAITS
(screw amy being the girl who waited or rory being the boy who waited- Jack Harkness is the boy who waited and he did it FIRST)
Jack finds out that he was abandoned. that the man that he loves HATES the sight of him. that the doctor would rather have a genocidal murderer than have him
and so Jack gets the hell out of dodge to go to a man who DOES love him
and don't get me wrong Jack loves Ianto and Jack DOES remember Ianto until he dies as the Face of Boe don't forget that (protecting Novice Hame from the virus as he couldn't Ianto
BUT AFTER EVERYTHING THE DOCTOR HAS DONE TO JACK JACK STILL LOVES THEM
Jack still considers five billion years cursed to never die to be BETTER than the alternative: dying a young time-agent-turned-con-man
Jack has more reason than any other companion save maybe Amy to hate the Doctor & yet spends 20 years in jail to rescue Thirteen still LOVES HER
AND AFTER FIVE BILLION YEARS HE ORGANIZES THAT FIRST MEETING ON SATELLITE FIVE HE ORGANIZES 9/ROSE'S FIRST DATE
jack harkness is a living ghost a reminder of the doctor's failures a physical fixed point and yet he still loves the girl who cursed him and the time lord that turned him into the kind of person that would give his dying breaths to protect the last of humanity in a dying city and tell the doctor that he is not alone
because fuck it, YANA was a warning but also a reminder a final gift
jack had been there all along, a ghost an echo a PROMISE
there is no more human character than jack harkness
#jack harkness#captain jack harkness#meta#tenjack#ninejack#ninejackrose#ninerosejack#nine x jack x rose#ten x jack#the face of boe#tenth doctor#ninth doctor#thirteenth doctor#thirteenjack#thirteen x jack#i still have a lot of feelings about this man#janto#ianto jones#his story SHOULD BE TRAGIC and in a lot of ways it is but it also beautiful and optimistic about the strength of love and the human spirit#jack devoted himself to the doctor and was spat out but he welcomed it#simm!master
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We always want to give our children what we never got for ourselves.
#friends bisexual worsties father daughter... whatever they are i love them. and he cares about her sm#he loves her so much. stacy made the call for him and so years later#hes giving her what he wished he had:#the choice to end the suffering on her own time and not when someone else says it's been enough#i could write an essay on this but for now... this will suffice#house md#web weaving#my webs#remy thirteen hadley#gregory house#stacy warner#lisa cuddy#1x21#7x18#robert chase#my caps
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after you and katsuki have the "baby talk", you're being wrapped up in him in bed and your toes are curled and you can feel the nerves tingling even in the tips of your fingers and you're shuddering through the aftershocks of a GREAT orgasm and he's so close and fucking you so deeply and lovingly and he sits up suddenly, back on his knees, to ask—
"'kay, 'm not," he's breathing so hard, skin tan and gleaming with sweat, and you don't know if he notices, but his hands are shaking when he rests them on your thighs. "'m not pullin' out, right?"
you try to swallow and your throat is dry, the nerves in your belly buzzing for a different reason. "yeah," you breathe, shifting your hips absently, yearning for the friction when he hisses and holds you still. "i mean, unless you...want to."
"d'you want me to?"
and despite the fact that you just had this conversation—you feel shy, suddenly, a little flustered at the thought that he's, essentially, putting a baby in you.
but katsuki swallows hard and wets his lips and he's flushed, in the low light of your bedroom. it could be from all the activity, sure, but his own end is coming a lot sooner than it usually does and you have an idea why that might be.
"no," you tell him, honestly, "not really."
before he can finish letting out his sharp exhale, he's back on you, cradling your face in his hands as he speaks, breathless, against your lips. "fine by me."
(and it doesn't take much more than that.)
#*after you have the baby talk=approx. thirteen minutes after#we're three days into jan. whoops#this doesnt count as a drabble hush hush it's just a silly lil thought 😌#i think it takes a long time for him to be ready to have the baby talk#and once he IS ready he's READY ykwim 😏😏😏#cw pregnancy#???????#cw children#?????#just to be safe 😌🙏���✨️#cw breeding#???????????#✿ thoughts: bakugou#✿ theme: domestic bakugou
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"[Russell T Davies] made Rose an equal, not a sidekick. It is she who, on several occasions, saves the Doctor, rather than the other way round. As any parent with a daughter, I now look at Esme and think 'you could be the Doctor'. In 2005, as recently as that, such a thought would have been a pipe dream.
[Rose is] a woman with an independent mind, willing to confront received wisdom. Rose arrives on screen fully formed, one of the strongest female characters of any show, any year, painting a solid line directly to Jodie Whittaker.
If you think about it, the relaunch in 2005 was actually the first chance to create the first female Doctor. Why not do it then? Perhaps we should be looking back on Billie Piper not as Rose, but as the Doctor."
- Christopher Eccleston in his memoir I Love The Bones Of You
#i cannot find words to articulate how profoundly this affected me#i think all i can say is THIS is why i love rose. this is why she means so much to me.#he gets it. he gets her.#and he gets thirteen too#also the fact that he's said jodie is his favourite doctor <3#i love him aah#christopher eccleston#ninth doctor#rose tyler#billie piper#jodie whittaker#thirteenth doctor#doctor who
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need it so bad it hurts
#ʚ ₊˚ 💭 : vegas yaps.#why is he so big#thirteen inches ☝️ fourteen when he's erect ☝️#actually twenty seven#he served here so bad#then got cooked but uh anyways#need that#jujutsu kaisen
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mephistopheles: "ik came out with a freestyle of increasing intensity for every beat we sampled........... a lot of it was unbroadcastable"
#one taskmaster to rule them all#art#obey me#i think in an environment like taskmaster ik would just go slightly insane#obey me leviathan#obey me beelzebub#obey me mephistopheles#obey me raphael#i already had a casual outfit for mephistopheles in an old drawing so i used that#and then i dressed raphael like beta dan heng because he reminds me of him#obey me thirteen#obey me solomon
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Chase is so insane. He goes from fat shaming a patient to kissing a child, to killing a dictator, to seducing a nun, to sleeping with Cameron while she's on meth (not necessarily in that order.) Sometimes, he's like a son to me, and other times, I want to throttle him. He has daddy issues and Catholic guilt and is Australian. He's definitely mentally ill. What is happening
#He and Thirteen are definitely Houses children#He's Houses son#And probably his favourite besides Thirteen#house md#house#housemd#robert chase#dr robert chase
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last one i promise(<—lie)
#let’s as a society think more about why adrien wanted to go to school#and what. perhaps. he thought school was#i think the way chloe describes it she really is just a beautiful rich girl with too much time on her hands#and no one at school is treating her accordingly.#abby got so mad at me today because she thinks it’s too cringe that i keep taking about adrien liking ohshc#which is like. how are you gonna know me my whole life and then be disappointed when i’m cringe.#i’ve never hidden who i am. it’s cringe all the way down#anyway#ml#my art#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#chloe bourgeois#ohshc#wait i am gonna tag this thirteen actually. just go with me#thirteen
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Just a reminder that this pookie wookie cutie pie wants 13 children
#bro on his way to make svt 2#handling koreas population issues all by himself#you better be ready#THIRTEEN IS CRAZY MAN HOLY SHI-#hoshi#hoshi smut#svt#seventeen#just what nasty was my man thinking when he decided this#but anything for you cutie <3
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