#bayonetta (series)

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

WELCOME TO THE SMASH BROS SEXYMAN CONTEST FINALS!

IN ONE CORNER WE HAVE THE AMAZING, THE BEAUTIFUL, THE UNSTOPPABLE BAYONETTA!

AND IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE THE OG SIDEKICK, THE GREEN MAN WITH A PLAN, LUIGI!

(insert long essay about how women need to be literal God-slayers to be considered on the same level as men)

NOW VOTERS.... ARE YOU READY?!?!?!

[angel-oftheday]

The Black Angel of the Day is...

Bayonetta

From Bayonetta series

[rwac96]

I would ask if Dante is going to participate, but I get the feeling that he won't thanks to Bayonetta.

"What challenge?" Dante asks innocently as he lies in bed, naked and covered in hickeys. "I enjoy lovemaking with my beautiful witch."

"Thought so," Cereza said, kissing at the half-demon's neck. "Much better time than focusing on a ridiculous challenge."

[wastedskins]

Bayonetta, 2009

[madmanwonder]

Ask

Crossover AU

What would Dante think if Bayonetta came into his shop dressed like this? Is she trying to show him up... or get his attention?

“Lookin’ good in my coat, babe.” The red-clothed demon hunter replied as he ogled her voluptuous body in his signature red coat.

[fazuellibutbayonetta]

Viola redesign?

Yes

I'm not sure what exactly she is - because while I really like the "She's a Bayojeanne kid" side of things, I also love the theory/headcanon made by @leolithe (original post!) that Viola is actually just an amalgamation of all the people Bayo knows and loves - Rodin, Jeanne, Luka, Enzo, Loki, so on and so forth - so I ended up making two lore bombs under the cut to go along with both, since I couldn't decide on just one

Viola being a Bayojeanne Kid

With Viola being a Bayojeanne kid, I could see a "Possesed/Kidnapped by the Fae" situation going on with her

If you're like me, you didn't like Singularity. Hell, if you're truly like me you hated Singularity. Which is why I'm benching him from his villain pedestal in favor of the Fae.

Fae are much more compelling villains, and if the Cereza and The Lost Demon Cereza is the same Cereza as Bayonetta 3, then I'm pretty fucking sure the Fae are itching for revenge.

Aaaaaand what better revenge on a witch than to take her cub away?

And that's what happened - once Bayo and Jeanne had their little baby girl the rebel coalition of Faeries started plotting on how to steal her away. They probably have agents or spies to keep tabs on them, and once Viola was idk maybe a young teenager - they came in and snatched her away right under her mothers' noses.

The Faeries plan wasn't to just replace Viola with a Fae double - that would be too mild to be proper revenge for what Cereza did to them - so instead they settled for transforming Viola into a Fae, so she would never return to her mothers at all.

...but they failed to realize that not only were they messing with Umbra Witch MOTHERS, they were also messing with an Umbra Witch CHILD.

Cereza and Jeanne at least have some self control over themselves and their magic. Viola had a whooping total of none, zero, negative, she was a ball of chaos and untamed demonic potential - she was arguably worse than child Cereza ever HOPED TO BE, and that's how a portion of Avalon Forest dissapeared in one night 💀.

But to make things clear, what happened was that Viola was able to stop the Fae ritual before they could complete it - and then proceeded to cause massive chaos on the Avalon Forest while trying to get out, only for Cereza and Jeanne to come in, rescue her and trash the remaining Faeries like they were in a Rage Room.

However, some effects from the Fae ritual still were present in Viola, and it didn't matter how much they tried to, it wouldn't come off - so Viola had to learn to live as a 1/3 Fae from then on. Which, as far as Viola is concerned, if having a very powerful Fae form and a sick ass hair and face mark is living as a 1/3 Fae, then she's good with it lmao

And yes, due to the ritual being stopped at about halfway, it caused Viola to have this angry looking dark purple mark on her face - her purple hair strands aren't painted, it's just because the face marking seeped into her hair and made it into THAT. She thinks it's cool tho :)

Viola being an amalgamation of all the people Cereza loves/loved (Fae creation)

With Viola being an amalgamation of Cereza's memories created by the Fae, I can see her as being meant to be a weapon that chose to not be a weapon

In this scenario, I can see Viola being meant to be a counter attack against Cereza - "the only one who can defeat me is myself" and all that - essentialy, a glorified clone.

The Fae used up all their knowledge gathered about Cereza and her family circle, and crafted Viola based on those people and memories. She has everything - Jeanne's volatile/short fuse nature, Balder's flair for dramatics, Luka's determination, Rodin's resourcefulness, even Enzo's goofyness and Rosa's agility and steadiness, Loki's sassy behavior and desire for independence, and most importantly, Cereza's power.

She was born and bred to be the perfect anti-Cereza weapon, capable of blocking any and all her attacks, and counter them accordingly - but with how many people were used to make her, her mind is a jumble of feelings and memories that are not her own at all, and they influence her in ways the Fae didn't imagine it would.

Cereza's love for her mom, the memories of the sadness over not being able to rescue her, her love for Jeanne, how she considers Enzo, Luka and Rodin as her family and would do anything to protect them, all of her experiences and feelings and memories - Viola feels all, she knows everything, for fuck's sake she can hear Cereza's heart bleeding for these people - and she can't find it in herself to ever turn her hand against them, she feels too much, she's too soft. She also feels for Cereza too, how could she not, when she was made from her?

However, as much as she has Cereza's memories and feelings, she slowly begins to wish for her own self, to not be a weapon or a clone or just another Fae, but Viola, her own person with her own feelings and her own experiences. Which is what drives her to reach out for Cereza and her family as a call for help (the gang probably adopt her as a collective but she only calls Cereza [and maybe Jeanne] Mom)

The facial markings and hair are from the fact that while she is quite the outstanding creation, she's still both a Fae and an imperfect copy. Viola is not human, or Umbra (her ability to activate Witch Time comes from Cereza's memories, not really from a natural place within herself), she is and will always be Fae until the day she's dead, and she's not a perfect carbon copy of Cereza either - she has her own emotions and reactions that are wildly different from Cereza herself.

Another thing that is worth mentioning, is that one of the reasons Viola couldn't find it in herself to attack any of Cereza's family might be because she was made from the people she loved - love was the key in the equation, if the Fae had made Viola using only what Cereza hated (angels for example) chances are they would have a much more effective but volatile weapon (Viola evil counterpart maybe 👀?)

Aaaaand that's it for Viola for now, I must say I prefer the Amalgamation!Viola tho gotta love experiments that learn to be human 😍

[qdbs-writes]

Can I please request headcanons for Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Hanzo, and Erron finding out their female S/O is an Umbra Witch after seeing them in battle?

MK Lads x Umbra-Witch(Bayonetta)!Fem!Reader

Erron Black

Well, well, well, needless to say, Erron is delighted that not only is his girlfriend completely gorgeous, but uses four guns in battle? Very impressive.

But he would like to have a look at your guns now, he loves otherworldly weapons almost as much as he loves you.

Liu Kang

He knew you had some sort of connection to magik and spirits, but he had no idea you were a witch until he sees you use your magik in a fight.

He'll ask that you explain your powers and everything adds up until you mention that your clothes are made of your hair, then he freaks out because like, how does that work?

Kung Lao

When Lao finds out, he tries to make a joke "So, are all witches super hot babes in skin-tight outfits?" and he's thrown through a loop when you're like "Yes, actually"

Do not let him anywhere near the other Umbra witches, he will have no idea how to behave himself.

Hanzo Hasashi (Scorpion)

After he sees you summon demonic hands and fists to help you in your fight, he's not sure whether he should be concerned or comforted that you have a connection to the Inferno.

In reality, you being connected to a demoness of the Inferno is just like him being a revenge demon of Netherrealm, but he'll still be upset that the demon gets your soul when you die.

[wouldyourfavepaychildsupport]

would bayonetta pay child support?

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Broke: Having powers means you shouldn't need glasses, or it's only for aesthetic purposes (Bayonetta, as far as I know)

Woke: The glasses are part of the mundane disguise because they really can change peoples faces and how they are perceived. Or some other interesting purpose (Superman/Clark Kent)

Bespoke: Whatever the hell is going on with Kabuto Yakushi, especially later on

[daniell3c4st]

BayoJeanne doodle

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Okay I literally just mentioned Smash characters used in Death Battle and then they announced uh… knowing the Ganon fam, who is expecting Joker to die, and why is it Chara despite them knowing absolutely nothing about Jojo?

Bayonetta is absolutely rooting for her son but knows it’ll be funny either way.

Chara: ...Welp, Rest in Piece Joker.

Hapi: So sad, I was just getting to know my bro.

Ganondorf: It will be an honorable death, my son. There's no shame in losing a Death Battle.

Joker: Wow, you guys have no faith in me.

Captain Falcon: Come on, bro! You're up against the son of Jonathan Joestar. You ain't got no chance.

Chara: Isn't Giorno Dio's son?

Captain Falcon: He came out of Jonathan's reproductive system and he has Jonathan's compassion and humanity. He's Jonathan's son!

Palutena: It's not that we don't have faith in you sweetie, it's that, well, Giorno-

Bayonetta: Giorno is going to beat you dear. And there's no shame in it! I lost to that pretty boy in a red trenchcoat.

Joker: ...Well now I have to win to rub all your faces in it!

[angel-oftheday]

The Angel of the Day is...

Joy

From Bayonetta series

[rwac96]

What about Dante? Is it true that you slept with him, Bayonetta?

Bayonetta: *coyly* "Oh, Mr. Son of Sparda? I did enjoy my fun with him~."

Dante: "Braggart much?"

Bayonetta: "It is when I proved to have more stamina~."

Dante: *blushes* "Hey!"

[wastedskins]

Bayonetta, 2009

[lordofwought]

2024 Calendar - Bayonetta

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Crossover AU

Dante Vs Bayonetta

MK1 Intro Meme

Arena The Gate of Hell

Bayonetta: Did your mommy tell it rude to hit a lady~?

Dante: Where is the fun in not fighting a hot babe like yourself~?