#baulder's gate

[volno]

Look me dead in the eyes and tell me that this wasn't exactly how the Emperor talks to you about it.

[smolgloves]

The Little Thief

Meet Thalia: A Tiefling Rogue who fell in love with Lae'zel while on her journey to be rid of the tadpole.

Summary: Lae'zel has to deal with her lover's tomfoolery.

Tw: mentions of death and crushing, some angst, sexual innuendos, and mishandling of a tiny.

"Did you have to steal from that trader?" Lae'zel lifted the tiny tiefling up by the tail. "Was being reduced to the size of a common field mouse worth taking the gold?"

Thalia let out a huff as she stared at her lover. Most would tremble if a giant Githyanki had dangled them hundreds of feet in the air, but Thalia could see the worry behind that fierce glare. She flashed Lae'zel a sly grin. "This is hardly the worst thing that has happened to me."

"Tsk'va, we were supposed to meet with Voss and Orpheus by dawn to discuss our next mission at the creche!" Her nose scrunched up. "I don't even have a place to put you when I dawn my armor."

Thalia let her pink eyes wander down to Lae'zel's toned body, the straps of her leather bra hugging her breasts. A blush heavily formed on her cheeks. “I could think of a few places to put me.”

Lae’zel lifted her up to be eye level with her. The scowl on her face only deepened. “I would break you.”

Thalia gave her a smirk. “Not a bad way to go.”

“Chk! Focus k’chakhi!” She spat out. “We must find a way to reverse this! Otherwise you would be of no use in battle.”

Numbness began to settle into the tip of her tail, the strain from holding her weight was taking its toll on her. The tiefling locked pleading eyes to her. “Lae'zel… can I not be held like a rat caught by Astarion anymore… I might lose my tail.”

She didn't utter a word, but Thalia could hear the softest of gasps before she set her down on her open palm, Thalia immediately grabbed her tail and rubbed it, feeling the prickly sensation fading away.

“Alright, now that I'm not dangling bait, we can figure this out.” She said with a chuckle.

“I should have been there!” Lae'zel growled, her long fingers slightly curled around Thalia's petite frame. “I would have sliced that scammer before he even had time to even think about hexing you!”

It was easy to brush off her predicament, being a rogue; Thalia usually didn't have issues hiding from people when she needed to, if anything, being this small could make sneaking off even easier! But seeing the concern in her lover's eyes made her realize how much stress she would be in. The constant fear of something going wrong, all it would take is one slip or one step and Thalia would be done for. Even the most vigilant warrior can slip up from time to time.

“Hey, it'll be okay.” She scooted closer to her thumb to rest her head on the pad, a callus brushed against her forehead but Thalia didn't mind. It served as a reminder that her partner spent years fighting. “We'll find a way out of this; we always do.”

“zhak vo’n’fynh duj.” Lae'zel softened upon hearing Thalia's words, she ran a nail through her dark hair. “We have faced challenges far greater than this, you are right.”

“There we go.” Thalia pressed soft kisses to the gith's thumb.

“Come, we must go to Voss and Orpheus. Perhaps they can help you with this little problem, until then, you will stay by my side while you're stuck in this fragile form.”

Thalia chuckled, while she may not fear this new perspective of the world, it was all the more comforting to know that Lae'zel was going to fight tooth and nail to make sure she was safe. “Lead the way, my love.”

[viablemess]

I made more. Follow the baulder's gate color palettes hashtag as I add to this.

[systemrecoded]

How could I not oblige to this request? The death grip this woman has on me.

[jinglestan]

Wet cat

he is a sad wet cat to me

[pikaglove]

Everytime my uncle sends me a conservative post on fb messenger, I respond with a bg3 meme because he's not going to understand it. Here are some I have sent so far:

He only responded to the goostarian one saying lol

[uselessbard1031]

How to Save Karlach

Me, Pulling Shadowheart and Astarion aside: Okay, so Wyll there is gonna go take Karlach to hell but it's fine, I have a plan. Me: Step one, Shadowheart you need to reach level 15. Shadowheart: Why do I--? Me: MY GIRLFRIEND IS IN LITERAL HELL RN WE ARE SPEED RUNNING THIS SO STFU. Me: Astarion, you're going to max out your stealth score. Astraion: Easily. Me: Okay now all we need is for Wyll to murder Karlach and cut out her engine. Shadowheart: ... Astraion: ... Me: ... Me, opening the player's handbook: True resurrection. An eighth level spell that requires 25,000 gold pieces worth of diamonds and a sprinkle of holy water. You touch a creature that has been dead for no longer than 200 years that died for any reason except old age. If the creature's soul is free and willing, the creature is restored to life with all its hit points. This spell closes all wounds, neutralizes any poison, cures all diseases, and lifts any curses affecting the creature when it died. This spell closes all wounds, neutralizes any poison, cures all diseases, and lifts any curses affecting the creature when it died. The spell REPLACES DAMAGED OR MISSING ORGANS and limbs. This spell can even provide a new body if the original no longer exists, in which case you must speak the creatures name. The creature then appears in an unoccupied space you choose within 10 feet of you. This spell is for clerics and druids. Me: So Astarion, we're robbing a diamond mine and Shadowheart you're farming exp. Shadowheart: That's never going to work. Me:... Me: HEY JAHEIRA COME OVER HERE FOR A SECOND I NEED HELP WITH A PROJECT!

[paimaniagalaxia]

Hugging him gives the best serotonin

[astralchicken]

This dingbat has my heart in a vice grip

[destinysquared]

Inks ONLY Illithid OC

Inks ONLY Drawing I've made for @Rashkahof their Illithid OC as they won second place on my FA raffle. Congrats!! Commission Prices/Info Here

[thenecroomnomnomicon]

Got the brain rot for sad sexy vampire man so bad.

[volno]

the fact that Githyanki is the least picked race for Tavs is a fucking crime, because they have some of the funniest dialogue choices available and my current run is unintentionally hilarious because of it. Here's some personal highlights from act one:

[smolgloves]

Bg3 gt master list!

Disclaimer: Anything marked in red text will be noted as nsfw and will take you over to my spicy blog. Viewer discretion is advised

Now on A03

The Scars of Skaars Hollow: An act 1 saga (completed)

The Blood and the Heart

Midnight Snack

Tales of the Tavern

Tavern Brawl

The Trial

The Road to Redemption

Whispered Truths

Not So Useless (Part 1)

Not So Useless (Part 2)

To Bitter Endings and New Beginnings

Act one shorts

Lae'zel

Trinket

Shadowheart

Shrouded

Astarion

The Perfect Crime (Part 1)

The Perfect Crime (Part 2)

The Perfect Crime (Part 3)

Just A Taste

Halsin

A lesson in Nature

Tav

Sobering Thoughts

A Moment's Meditation

Gale

The Wizard and the Herbalist

Wyll

Devil Games

Karlach

Devil Games (Part 2)

Lighting The Way: An act 2 saga

The Dying Light

Grieving Hearts

Non-Skaars Hollow fics

Lending a Hand (A Post-Game Gale fic)

Part 1

Part 2

The Little Thief (A Lae'zel x Tav fic)

[viablemess]

So I recently started a Gale origin run. And what I did NOT expect was day 1, Tara the Tressym showing up saying "your beard looks like shit, gods there is no hope for you. You're mother and I are worried sick. You haven't eaten enough. And you're still single???" And now I'm playing just for her

[xenetala]

A fee more BG3 screenshots.

[mosquitowithgun]

me when the astarion obsession randomly comes back on a monday afternoon