#battinson headcannon

[bradleybeachbabe]

Dating Battinson Headcanons

pairing: Battinson!Bruce Wayne x Fem!Reader

request: hi!! sending in a battinson request. could you write some general dating headcanons? how do you see him in a long term relationship?- anon

warnings: none, just fluff :) most likely just some spelling mistakes, but if i actually missed anything, please let me know

a/n: i hope i did okay on this, anon <3 also i saw the other request you sent in the same ask, i’ll probably go ahead and write it!

Bruce has a huge soft spot for you, and only for you

Bruce is more of a private but not secret person when it comes to your guy's relationship

Yeah, everyone in Gotham City knows that he’s in a long term relationship with you, but still, he keeps your relationship more on the private side of things

Speaking of long term relationships, Bruce never was the type of person to get into one, he was the loner type

But then Bruce ends up meeting you, and it feels like love at first sight for him

He was very shy and awkward at first in your relationship, but then over time he warmed up

Bruce loves to spoil you

He buys your favorite jewelry, favorite shoes, favorite heels, favorite clothes, favorite perfumes, favorite designer bags/purses, you name it

Bruce is the type of boyfriend who will carry you/your heels when your feet hurt after attending any sort of Gala Event

I feel like Bruce's love language would be gift giving and physical touch

For gift receiving, I did mention that he loves to spoil you with your favorite things

For physical touch, Bruce would be the type of boyfriend who would put his hand on your lower back to guide you through crowded places

Once in a while, I could picture him putting his hand on your thigh, especially when he’s driving, and you’re in the passenger seat, or even when you’re sitting next to him at the dinner table

Also for physical touch, Bruce is a kisser, but in a more private setting

But Bruce doesn’t mind PDA once in a while

He loves giving forehead kisses, I feel like that’s his main thing

But of course, he loves kissing you on the lips and on the cheek too

Bruce is 100% a gentleman

He always opens the door for you

Pull out your chair for you

Takes you out to dinner when he isn’t out solving crimes with Gordon

Speaking of dinner, I feel like he tries to take you out at least every other week

When you two do, he loves seeing you all dressed up

The same goes for you too, you love seeing him all dressed up in a nice suit

Bruce is protected when it comes to you

He never wants anything bad to happen to you

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[arkangelo-7]

I need Battison to have a Robin.

I need him to carry around a little bundle of joy in his arms. I need him to risk his life saving him from the movie’s big bad. I need him to hold his tiny hands or cradle his tiny face. I need him to crack the smallest of smiles when Robin makes a pun.

I need him to walk into the penthouse, tired and angry and sad, and see his little Robin sprawled across the floor, giggling as his crayons draw him and Alfie and B—their little family.

I him to crawl out of the darkness with Robin. His Robin.

[rxtrovillans]

ღDom!Bruce Wayne (Nsfw)

A/n: IM BACKKKK

Please reblog if you enjoyed <3

Summary: Some dom!bruce Wayne head canons :)

Bruce likes to keep your arms restrained,whether it’s him holding your arms down or have you tied down old fashioned — with some rope. He usually ties you up/holds you down while he eats you out.

When he wants to be a bit more romantic he’ll lace his fingers with yours as you devours your soaked cunt.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. BATMAN LOVES EATING PUSSY.

Bruce loves tightly holding your hips as he plows into from behind, most time he ends up leaving bruises. To which he kisses the next day when they’re more visible.

He loves having you close so that he can whisper filthy things in your ear:

“Look at you taking my cock so well”

“You like it when I fuck you like you’re nothing?”

“Fuck you feel so good”

“Don’t you fucking cum”

“Look at how I fit so fucking good”

“You want more?”

Bruce likes handling you rough, whether it’s him forcing you to look at him in whatever position he puts you in.

He loves spanking you while you ride him, he loves the way your hips buck and how your body jerks when he does it.

He loves any position where he can still see your face, even in doggy or reverse cow girl he’ll still find a way to get to see your face.

Bruce loves making you whimper and beg for him (he teases you about it):

“Awww you need me?”

“How bad do you need me right now?”

“Fuck you’re soaked”

“Can I taste you?”

He DEFINITELY grunts

There’s only been one time where he has made you cry during sex, by extreme overstimulation. And as soon as he saw the tears roll down he came instantly and the hardest he’s ever came.

He loves seeing his cum on you, from him either cumming on your face, of cumming on your stomach/back/or tits.

He loves holding your legs down while he fingers roughly, curling his fingers inside you while playing with your clit. Bruce loves watching your body shudder and break down trying to keep composure while he fucks you, he loves watching your eyes roll to the back of your head and your mouth silently gape open from pleasure.

Thank you for reading!!!

[mossyteacup]

okay this headcannon is gonna crack my skull in half if I don't share it:

so basically, i love The Batman movie...but I don't like how they portrayed the Riddler. Paul Dano is a phenomenal actor (this is not a reflection on his skill, just the direction the writers + director took.) He's usually depicted as sleek, intellectual, like a goofier version of Moriarty. I love how his aesthetic contrasts Joker's more messy, chaotic style.

But then my brother said something that blew my mind...

What if in the next movie, Joker helps shape the Riddler into the more put together, stylish, intellectual from the comics?

I immediately imagined a scene where there's like a Met Gala going on and obviously Bruce is invited. Little does he know, Joker and the Riddler have broken out of Arkham and the Joker has planned this event to debut the Riddler after he 'rebrands' him. And then we get this EPIC villain entrance with Joker and Riddler at the top of the stairs, Joker in a snazzy but very clownish suit and Riddler in his semi-comic accurate suit with the question mark cane and bowler hat!!!

HOW AWESOME WITH THAT BE

Please Matt Reeves use my idea. I don't care if you credit me or not PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[sleepyhutcherson]

batman!mike schmidt headcannons

part 2 | masterlist

pairing: batman!mike schmidt x gn!reader

tags: pervy!mike (watches you get undressed), jealousy, stalker, overprotective, spit kink, choking, being fucked from behind, inspired by pattinson’s batman — 18+, NSFW

author’s note: mike and pattinson’s bruce >> they are literally the same person (in some ways okay?) also i have smut blurb of batman!mike that i’ll probably post to end off my little batman!mike series <3

batman!mike who from the moment he sees you become utterly obsessed with you.

batman!mike first saw you when he was dealing with some men that were attempting to rob the diner you were working at. luckily, you weren’t at the register, but you were there. after dealing with them, his dark eyes met yours for a brief moment. he stared at you, eyes focused on you and you swore you saw a softness to the brown eyes before he left.

batman!mike who researches everything about you from that day on. of course, he goes home to research you in his cave, getting every ounce of information about you: i mean, he also needs your home address to watch over you, duh!

batman!mike who starts showing up outside the diner you’re working at just to…watch you…to make sure you’re not in any kind of danger.

batman!mike definitely keeps a diary but doesn’t write in it too frequently. but once he encounters you he starts writing in it more — you’re mainly what he writes about.

batman!mike is possessive. he’s not really aware of it, honestly. whenever he sees you on the phone or with someone laughing and smiling a little too much for his liking it ruins his day. like literally. he’ll sulk the rest of the day trying to find out who that person was that was making you laugh and smile so much.

batman!mike who sneaks into your place while you’re working just to look through your stuff. he feels a sense of guilt being in there without your consent…but he just wants to get to know you better! he wants to know what your interests are, what books you’re into, what you write about in your journal, how your room is decorated, etc.

batman!mike wears black eyeshadow (like battinson), it’s smudged and messy but it looks so good on him. his pretty brown eyes complimenting the makeup so well.

batman!mike who watches you undress from your window once you get home from work. it’s not a one time thing either. by now he has your bare body memorised.

batman!mike who huffs and groans while he’s fucking you.

batman!mike who likes to fuck you from behind with his hand gripping onto you hair as he thrusts into you roughly.

batman!mike who will force you to look at him as he fucks you from behind, you turn around and watch as he becomes a groaning mess behind you, he tells you to stick out your tongue out for him to spit in your mouth.

batman!mike who — despite literally showing up at your window to fuck you — will not show his face to you. not yet. meaning he leaves the mask on at first.

batman!mike who makes you suck his fingers. he needs you to coat them with your spit before inserting them inside of you.

batman!mike isn’t really submissive, you probably won’t hear him whine but on those more stressful nights you’ll hear him whimper while he’s burying himself deeper inside of you, his hands wrapped around your neck.

batman!mike who will jerk off to something of yours if he isn’t able to go see you. like it can be anything: underwear, a bracelet of yours — anything.

batman!mike who will stay up late to rewatch playbacks of his day that he recorded through his contacts lenses just to see you. over and over. sometimes he’ll jerk off while he watches.

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also idk if it’s just me but i cant tag certain of you that asked to be tagged :( im sorry, if anyone knows why let me know please <3

[fxckn-sxck-fr]

ARE YOU KIDDING?? PLATONIC YANDERE BATTINSON HEADCANNONS PULEASE 💕 💕

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒…

!!! GN reader, stalking, breaking and entering, hidden cameras, kidnapping, I feel really bad for Alfred…

Sorry if this is egregiously long and disorderly, I just have a lot of ideas with this one.

There’s a possibility the two of you barely know each other. Maybe you’re a worker at Wayne Enteprises, or just a stranger on the street who did a kind gesture to him once. He’s the type to get a friend-crush — where he wants to be your friend, but he’s too shy to actually talk to you — so naturally the next logical step is to follow you around all day to figure out where you live. This would honestly be the longest Bruce Wayne has ever been out in public during the daytime, granted in his Chevy Corvette.

(Alfred would probably start to get worried, seeing as Bruce always tries to return to the mansion as quickly as possible.)

I don’t think it would surprise anyone to know this man is a heavy stalker. He knows virtually everything about you, from your social security number to how often you brush your teeth. His journal even has a diagram of every freckle and blemish he knows about on your body, just in case he needs to identify your remains some day (he has a very grim outlook on the fate of everyone who enters his life). I’d like to imagine him having a separate journal for you, just to keep tabs on how you’re doing.

Hidden cameras around your house are a must. With his nightly obligations as The Batman, he unfortunately can’t stop by your window to make sure you’re safe as often as he’d want to, so he finds himself remotely checking in on you more than being there in person. If it makes you feel any better, he has the same exact set-up in Alfred’s room. It just makes him feel more at ease to have quick visual access to two of the most important people to him in his life.

Naturally, in order to install these cameras, he’d have to break into your house when you’re not there. This would turn into something he does on the regular, possibly even while you sleep. I at first felt like he may take a few keepsakes from your house as he does this, but I think it’s more likely he’d leave things behind for you instead. Maybe a generous amount of cash, new appliances to replace broken ones, refills of food you were running low on… who knew that The Batman was like the tooth fairy?

God, I have so many ideas, but a lot of them actually focus on Alfred. Bruce is the type to kidnap his new “friend” very early on, driving by his fear and anxiety of something happening to you. He’d obviously see nothing wrong with this; I mean, the guy stalks you and breaks into your hours, why the hell would this be out of the question? So, that got me thinking… how would Alfred react to this?

I wish I had a clear answer… but, again, I have so many ideas, and it’s hard to put fully flesh them out in a clear and concise way. But I’ll try to give you the bare bones, and possibly clarify should there be a follow-up ask.

Idea 1.) Bruce actually tells Alfred he kidnapped you. Well, maybe he’d say something more on the lines of, “I had to save them, I had no other choice,” but Alfred’s a smart man who easily reads between the lines. Hell, maybe Alfred’s had his suspicions for the longest time, walking in on Bruce watching your security feed or discovering his separate journal about you, but the butler tried to rationalize this, as he didn’t want to believe his young master was up to… whatever this weird shit was.

(I can actually see him confronting Bruce about his behaviors a couple of times, and even considering bringing this up to a professional, but that’s beside the point.)

Anyways, back to Bruce holding your unconscious form in his arms. He’d ask Alfred if a room could be prepared for you, his tone eerily casual considering the situation, and the poor butler has to put on his best calm act and convince Bruce to take you back home. While I don’t see him getting through to Bruce, there’s a small chance that he does, and you wake up in your own bed the next morning blissfully ignorant to your own almost-successful kidnapping (all thanks to the butler).

(Now I’m thinking about Bruce holding you up to Alfred like, “can we keep them??” And Alfred has to be like, “no, Master Bruce. Put them back where you got them from.”)

From here on, Alfred decides to try and herd Bruce’s strange obsession with you on his own, too scared to get professional help involved. There’s no way in hell he’s getting his young master taken away from him; not after he vowed to keep him safe to the late Thomas and Martha Wayne. And besides, Alfred did manage to convince Bruce to take you home in the end, so surely that means there’s still hope, right? He hasn’t failed his responsibility just yet…

Of course, as I said before, I don’t see Alfred getting through to Bruce in the end. It’s hard to say what Alfred would even do at this point. Maybe he threatens to call the authorities, which would hurt Bruce enough to feel the need to run away. This would start a huge manhunt for “the runaway billionaire” who “snapped under all the stress” (Alfred made sure to neglect telling police about him also being a kidnapper, instead framing it as though Bruce was going through some sort of mental breakdown).

Don’t even get me started on how confusing this would be for you, LMAO. Imagine going to sleep one night, only to wake up in some sort of abandoned apartment complex with Bruce Wayne of all people. That sounds like a fun story to write, not gonna lie.

Idea 2.) Bruce doesn’t say anything to Alfred and instead keeps you in one of the spare bedrooms. It doesn’t take long for the butler to stumble upon you, narrowly missing the lamp you swing at him as you make your escape. Since you aren’t familiar with the mansion’s layout, however, you find yourself aimlessly running through the halls, and eventually into the chest of a confused Bruce Wayne, who just came out of the Batcave. As Bruce practically drags you back to your room, he runs into a disheveled Alfred, who obviously wants an explanation.

“This is my friend,” Bruce simply answers, a hint of fondness in his gruff voice. “I had to save them, so I brought them back here.”

Now, as I said previously, Alfred probably has had his suspicions for the longest time. So seeing you trying desperately to weasel out of Bruce’s grip mad him realize what his young master had really done. Like with the first idea, Alfred will try to calmly explain why this was wrong, making eye contact with your pleading gaze. But I think this conversation would go south quicker, since Bruce is much less willing to give you up now that you’re settled in. I can see him starting to tear up cuz yandere Battison is lowkey a manchild, I don’t make the rules, begging Alfred to let you stay.

This is the route where Alfred might feel it’s better to comply, at least temporarily. You’re a live hostage in this situation, and the stress of that is too much to make a definitive decision in the moment… and it doesn’t help that Bruce was starting to get erratic. So, he hesitantly relents, trying to ignore the hurt look in your eyes as you’re dragged back to your room.

Remember, this is only a temporary solution. Alfred could never live with the idea of Bruce doing this, and I can see him continuing to do his very best to convince his young master to let you go. Perhaps he may have to take matters into his own hands, helping you escape behind Bruce’s back…

Idea 3.) I’m keeping this one short and sweet; what if Alfred is just as much as a hostage as you are? Remember that Bruce cares just as much for his butler as he does for you, so it’s highly likely that he never lets Alfred leave the mansion either…

[crimsonnotion65]

Me: ITS A WILD HE/THEY

The he/they:

[bruciemilf]

Batman headcannons pls?

!!! Okay so this is Battinson flavoured, just a disclaimer

Battinson broke the no kill code first. The code came to life because of his first kill, actually. Picture 16 year old Bruce. Anger hissing something vengeful when he finds out Joe Chill is alive.

Its an accident; He didn't want to. He was just supposed to scare him. To frighten him like he frightened Bruce and his parents. But he has no idea how to handle guns. The safety wasn't on. The trigger was pulled twice in that alley.

He's emotionally rocked at the police station. They know he did it. Jim knows he did it. He'll get away with it, too. "...Just like that, huh?" And Jim can't quite meet his eye after.

But whenever he gets asked about why he doesn't kill, it's always the same, " Because it shouldn't be that easy. "

Medical training time!! It allows him to avoid lethal points and minimise injuries. That being said, if he kicked your ass and you don't recover in a week, it was personal lmao

Batman has a baby chair in his Batmobile just in case there's kids at the scene. Dick thinks it's for him at first and Bruce doesn't contradict him for months.

It's canon that he journals!! But Jim jokingly gives him stickers like he's an overachieving kindergartener. Bruce has them all on his cover.

[raggedy-dxctor]

dating bruce wayne headcannons

pairing(s): battinson!bruce wayne x reader

warnings: probably ooc bruce, he's very soft & domestic in this

MASTERLIST

very protective, at the start of your relationship he was definitely overprotective become he didn't really know the boundaries/limits, but he learns and adapts to your boundaries within a month

not a super affectionate person in public, but in private he's everything you could ever wish for, it would take time for him to get to where he is with it now though

despite mpt being a fan of public affection, he loves holding your hand in public, it helps ground him and show his affection for you at the same time

he's more thankful for you than anyone on the planet because you just get him perfectly

always buys you flowers

i feel like he wouldn't tell you about batman at first, but when the opportunity arises he just spills it all out because he really needs someone that he 100% trusts to tell about it

absolutely adores just sitting in comfortable silence with you

immediately seeks you out for comfort when he's stressed or can't solve a problem

has a habit of intertwining your fingers and rubbing the back of your hand with his thumb

brings you a coffee every morning

absolutely hates when you worry about him

uses his free time as batman to watch over you

likes to read with you curled up in his arms

pretends to hate it when alfred compliments your relationship, but there's a secret grin on his face as he dismissively looks away, pretending to ignore him

absentmindedly hums songs that just make you swoon

his favourite thing in a day is your smile, not that he'll tell you that of course

he's not super great with words, but he always manages to tell you how much he loves you, even if it's just a simple "i love you", you can always tell how much meanimg there is behind it

loves you kiss your forehead and run hos fingers through your hair

absolutely melts when he cups your cheek and you lean into his touch

could honestly just sit for hours with you, usually, with anyone else, he would hate it, but you're an exception

i feel like you're the only one that can make him smile or laugh every time you try

you make him feel like bruce wayne again, for the first time in years he feels like bruce wayne is the real him, not the bat

[clovers-corner]

DC MASTERLIST

Prompts + inspo masterlist for Battinson fics (for authors that want inspo, will be updated often <3)

Dating Bruce Wayne headcannons (Battinson)

Dating Dick Grayson or Jason Todd headcannons

A Bat's soulmate - Battinson!Bruce Wayne x reader

Safety - Battinson!Bruce Wayne x reader

Fake dating Bruce Wayne

Golden sunsets - Battinson!Bruce Wayne x reader

Mutual pining with Bruce Wayne (Battinson)

Window for a ghost - Battinson!Bruce Wayne x reader

Being polyamorous with Bruce and Selina headcannons (Battinson and Kravitz Catwoman)

Unmasked saviour - Battinson!Bruce Wanye x reader

Curiosity - Battinson!Bruce Wayne x reader

Protective Bruce headcannons - Battinson!Bruce Wayne x reader

Overworked - Battinson!Bruce Wayne x reader

What makes Bat Boy happy? - Battinson!Bruce Wayne x reader

Intimate things w/ Dick Grayson

Touch Starved Dick Grayson

Things that make Dick Grayson crazy

Dick Grayson soulmate headcannons

Waking up w/ Jason Todd

[fandom-go-round]

DC and Marvel Masterlist

DC Comics:

Dick Grayson/Nightwing:

Motorcycles: Dick Grayson x Reader [smut]

Refuse: Alpah!Nightwing x Omega!Reader [smut] {dark}

 Jason Todd/ Red Hood:

Home: Jason Todd x Reader (fluff)

 Damian Wayne/Robin:

Reader Becoming Doctor Fate {dark}

 Constantine:

Present: John Constantine x Reader (fluff)

Incubus!Constantine x Reader HCs [smut]

 Barry Allen/The Flash:

Date Night: Barry Allen x Reader (fluff)

Taking Care of a Child HC: Barry Allen (fluff)

 Bruce Wayne/Batman:

Dealing with Kids HCs (Batman) (fluff)

Batfam Adopting Mermaid HCs

Old Man Bruce Fighting Crime HCs

Non-Sexual Pet Play HCs

Responding to Furry Joke HCs  

Flower Prompt: Wild Rose

Love Letter Event: Battinson

 Slade Wilson/Deathstroke:

Deathstroke x Reader [smut]

 Arthur Curry/Aquaman:

Hugging and Kissing HCs: Aquaman (fluff)

 Diana Prince/Wonder Woman:

Hugging and Kissing HCs: Wonder Woman (fluff)

Yandere HCs {yandere, dark}

 Hal Jordan/Green Lantern:

Omega!Hal HCs

 Clark Kent/Superman:

Shrunken! Reader x Superman HCs

 Harvey Dent/Two-Face:

Reader x Harvey Cuddling HCs (fluff)

Edward Nygma/Riddler:

Popular! Reader x Dork! Riddler

 Star Sapphire:

Reader x Star Sapphire Dating HCs (fluff)

 Raven:

Injustice Dating HCs {dark}

 Enchantress:

Male!Reader x June Switching During Sex [smut]

 Cheetah:

First Date HCs {light dark}

 Blackfire:

Love Letter Event

Alien Crime Lord Syndicate! Reader x Blackfire

 Collections/Other:

Coming Out: Kaldur Imagine (fluff)

Incubus!Batboys x Reader HCs (Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Duke) [smut]

Naga Egg HCs (Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg, Flash, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Black Canary) [smut]

General Centaur HCs (Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg, Flash, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Black Canary)

Alpha!Riddler x Omega!Reader Heat [smut]

Squirting HCs (Bucky Barnes, Dr. Strange, Loki, Batman) [smut]

Reader Coming Out as Trans to Batboys (Bruce, Dick, Jason, Damian)

Reader Dressing Up in Lovers Costume (Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Arrow)

Blue Lantern!Reader x Green Lanterns (Jessica, John, Guy)

Poly! Poison Ivy x Reader x Harley Quinn Domestic (fluff)

Poly! Raven x Reader x Starfire Domestic (fluff)

Poly! Constantine x Reader x Zatanna HCs

Omega Verse Batfam General HCs

Batfam!Reader x Batfam! Best Friend Getting Pregnant HCs (Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim)

Reader Becoming Doctor Fate HCs (Jason, Tim, Cassandra) [dark]

Monster HCs (Duke, Stephanie)

Reader with Personal Dimension Powers (Livewire, Queen Bee, Blackfire)

 Marvel:

Bruce Banner/The Hulk:

Picture Perfect: Bruce Banner x Reader (fluff)

Domestic HCs (fluff)

 Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:

Too Late: Natasha Romanoff x Reader {angst}

 Tony Stark/Ironman:

Broken: Tony Stark x Fem!Reader {angst}

 Loki:

Cello Music: Loki x Reader (Dissociation) {angst]

 Colossus:

Take Me to Bed: Reader x Colossus (fluff)

 Thanos:

Horned!Reader x Thanos [implied smut]

 James “Bucky” Barnes/Winter Solider:

Grim Reaper!Reader X Bucky {major character death}

 Doctor Octopus/ Otto Octavius:

Reader x Doc Ock Alleyway Sex [smut]

 Matt Murdock/Daredevil:

Reader x Matt Murdock Underneath You [smut]

 Vertigo:

Flower Prompt: Lilac

 Viper:

Male! Reader x Viper Anal Sex [smut]

 Omega Red:

Gadget! Reader x Omega Red Dating Headcannons

 Collections/Other:

Bedtime HCs: Logan x Kurt (fluff)

Enemies to Friends to Lovers HCs: Nightcrawler x Toad (fluff)

Kissing HCs (T'Challa, Erik Killmonger, M'Baku)

Poly Captain America x Reader x Winter Solider Possessive Sex [smut]

Logan Howlett x Reader x Kurt Wagner Stuck in Wall [smut]

Parents Getting a Divorce HCs (Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Dr. Strange) {emotional themes}

Squirting HCs (Bucky Barnes, Dr. Strange, Loki, Batman) [smut]

Shrunken! Reader with X-Men HCs

Kryptonian! Reader x Avenger HCs (Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Thor, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff)

Valentine’s Day HCs (Thor, Loki, Valkyrie) (fluff)

Tony Stark x Bruce Banner Flower Prompt: Daisy

Kryptonian!Reader x Avenger HCs (Daredevil, She-Hulk)

Teasing! Reader HCs (Vertigo, Black Widow, Psylocke) (fluff)

[arkangelo-7]

Battison seems like the type of person who would silently suffer through a meal he didn’t order just because he’s too anxious to send it back. And honestly, that’s what makes him the most realistic Batman.

[rxtrovillans]

𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓.

— I do 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗱, 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱, 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗿 𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺.

Updated 7/4/22

Requests

ღ -𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 | ✩-𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭/𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐝 | ➳ - 𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 |  ► - 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬|

➳ Godly figure

Summary: You work with your father, Detective Jim Gordon as a psychologist, where you analyze crime scenes to help solve cases. One day he brings you to a gruesome crime scene and you run into Vengeance himself.

✩ღ  Nsfw Bruce Wayne  (18+)

Summary: NSFW headcanons for Bruce Wayne

✩ღ  Sub!Bruce Wayne (requested, 18+)

Summary: NSFW sub!Bruce Wayne headcanons

► Dark times

Summary: Reader tells Bruce She is having his child, but neither of them are happy about it.

➳ I’d die without you 

Summary: Being in a relationship is hard and takes time, but being the Batman and being in a relationship is 10 times harder. Batman tries to push reader away due to insecurity and worries about readers safety.

✩ღNSFW and SFW battinson (requested, 18+)

Summary: SFW AND NSFW headcanons for Bruce Wayne

✩ღDom!battinson headcanons (18+)

Summary: Headcanons about dom Bruce Wayne

✩ღ Battinson x bubbly reader (coming soon)

Summary: “Requested” head-canons of Battinson with a very bubbly-golden retriever partner yet shy at any type of affection?"

✩ღIn the Night - Battinson x reader (coming soon):

Summary: (Requested)  Smutty headcanons about  Battinson hooking up with you for the first time after months of flirtatious tension and a few make out sessions.

➳ Bruce? - Battinson x reader  (coming soon)

Summary: (Requested) Oneshot about running into your old highschool friend, Bruce Wayne 8 years later at a school reunion. Will old friendships rekindle, or maybe something else manifest?. 

►Soft touches (Coming soon)

Summary: (Requested) Drabble about having a cute makeout session with battinson

[dragynkeep]

I recently hear of a podcast that is a mixture between Batman and Hannibal where Bruce's parents are alive and he is a coroner and there is a killer that take parts of his victims, cooks them and feeds them to the next victim.

I loved the idea but specially like the part of Bruce bekng a coroner and his parents being okay. Like, he wants to help and solve crimes but prefers to be in a quite place and is so awkard around living people.

I fuels my autistic battinson headcannons

no wait i need this podcast—

[vigilvntes]

My favorite Battinson headcannon rn is how Selina was definitely Bruce’s first kiss 😩😩 god what a little emo loser I love him 💕🤧🥺

YESJWJJSJS PLEASE HES SO SOFT I WANNA CRY THAT KISS WAS RHE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN I WANT IT TO BE INJECTED INTO MY BLOODSTREAM !!!!!

[a-love-poet-at-heart]

Hey if batmans so smart why didn't battinson just use chalk instead of spray paint in that one scene writting stuff on his floor

Like yeah Aesthetic™ but you can just wipe chalk off the floor? Like it works with my hardwood floors

Headcannon: He used spray paint purely for the Aesthetic™