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thomasisaslut · 1 year ago

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Amorentia || Severus Snape x F!Hufflepuff Reader

Chapter Five || Detention

Word Count: 1356

Includes: Wet Dream, Sex scene/Smut, Desk sex

Rushing to your second class of the day—Study of Ancient Runes—so you don't miss it you arrive just a minute late, Professor Bathsheda Babbling speaks.

"Late." She snaps, she had a reputation of being the second rudest teacher, second to no other than the man you were late for.

You quickly take your seat and begin to catch up with the rest of the class. Finally you manage to but your handwriting was practically chicken-scratch. The lecture continues, Professor Bathsheda Babbling really was a blabber mouth. But today's class was actually interesting and was able to combine with Muggle studies—you were learning about the history of runes with muggles. Specifically how Norse mythology worked with them. One of the runes caught your interest—the one for Loki. You remember him from the muggle Marvel movies and you can't help but think he reminds you of a certain somebody. You grin and chuckle at the though of it. He really was a lot like the Norse god of mischief.

"Ms. [Last Name]." You hear Professor Bathsheda Babbling speak to you harshly, you're instantly snapped out of your thoughts about your other Professor in comparison to the god.

"Detention." She snaps.

You say nothing more and nod before going back to work, but your thoughts are still polluted by your damn potions master.

Finally that horrid class ends and you groan as you're stuck behind, your detention lasting throughout your lunch period. Eventually you get your work done and hand it in to Professor Bathsheda Babbling.

"I will not tolerate any more behavior like this, Ms. [Last Name]." She says, then sighs.

"Do not be late again and learn to focus." She takes the work from your hand.

"It'll be graded by tomorrow, go." She waves her hand dismissively.

You nod then leave the room, you push open the door then bump into a broad—oddly muscular chest—there lies no other than the man who distracts your thoughts, who pollutes your mind—Professor Severus Snape. You look up at him and feel the same feeling building in your core.

"Apologizes, Professor.." You mumble as you look back towards the floor, the events from an hour ago engulfing your brain. How you moaned his first name during a masturbation session.

"What were you in there for?"

"Detention, sir." You reply.

"Detention? Why?" He asks, his eyebrow slightly raised, a Hufflepuff getting a detention was quite rare.

You tense a bit, would you flat out tell him? No. Of course not.

"I was zoned out during class and a minute late, Professor Snape."

He gives no reply but nods.

"Stay out of trouble." He says then walks away, you think it was one of the most civil actions you have ever had with him.

However.

The second he leaves you alone in the hallway you feel a pang of rage and envy cross you.

That love potion must've been stronger than you thought.

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After you finish your classes of the day you return the Hufflepuff dormitory, drained from all of the activities in the day. Especially the encounters with the potions master. Earlier today in potions class you couldn't take your eyes off him, not to mention you finished your work early in class so you had much more time to be distracted by him.

Resting your head down on the pillow of your bed you finally manage to fall asleep, the thoughts about the day fading from your mind as you drift off into slumber. That is until your dream appears.

You're now bent over the potions masters desk, his slender and rough fingers caressing your behind as you tremble, the cold air in the dungeons making your nipples poke through your thin white blouse.

"Cold? I can fix that." The husky voice says from behind you, his front now touching your backside, his hands sliding up your back, under your shirt, until he reaches the clasp of your bra, it slips from your breasts, he then takes it out and flips you over. Your back is now laid against the wooden teachers desk. When you look up you see him—Severus Snape. He has your bra in his hand, his eyes looking you up and down, he pauses as he sees your hard nubs. He smirks then moves his hands to your chest.

"Tell me how I feel." He begins to rub your nipples, toying and teasing them. He then lets his right hand undo your blouse buttons, revealing your perky tits.

"Beautiful." He mutters then goes back to fumbling with your nubs, pulling and nipping at them before placing his tongue on it. Instantly a sense of pleasure rushes over you, a loud pornographic moan passes your lips as he nibbles on your breast. He then releases your tit from his mouth with a small 'pop'.

"Do you want more? I know you do." He smirks then traces his hands down your body, highlighting your curves with his touch.

"You're perfect." His hands stay on your hips as his clothed cock rubs against your front. You whimper, clearly wanting more—you're desperate, eager. He then pulls down your panties, throwing them off of your legs completely, flipping up your skirt he pushes against you again. You moan.

"Such good sounds.." He pulls the zipper down on his pants, revealing his erect member. He lines it up with your cunt before...

You awake; It's now sometime around 4 am, your wounds are throbbing with pain. Glancing down at your forearm and lower wrists you see the stitches have reopened. Panicked you stand and then run out of the dorms, when rushing to the infirmary you bump into someone again—the same broad muscular chest as before. Severus Snape is in front of you, his wand emitting light in the dim hallway.

"What are you doing out, Ms. [Last Name]?" His tone sounds more demanding the genuine.

You flush as the dream comes to your mind but you shake your head, you can't get distracted now.

"My stitches sir, they've been reopened... I do not know how." You inform him.

His face shifts from his usual grouchy demeanor to one of concern, he lifts your arm with his free hand and brings it up so he can see it better, his wand hovering over the now reopened wounds.

"Merlin child.." He sighs.

"Let's go to the infirmary wing now." He drags you to the nurses office, once inside Madame P approaches you.

"Oh sweetie, I'm glad you got here before it got infected." She smiles at you then looks to Snape.

"Severus, thank you for bringing her here-"

"Help her already." He snaps.

Madame P chuckles then nod, "Come, Ms. [Last Name]." She leads you to a medical cot, you sit down. She exits the small area then returns later with a small vial in her hand, a medical kit in her other.

"Tell me, sweetie, have the..." She glances at Severus who is looming beside you. "The effects increased?" She asks.

You nod, "Yes.. I had.. a dream, Madame."

She sighs and nods back. "Alright, I'm guessing it's about a person, try to stay away from this student until the effects are completely gone, okay?"

'If only I could tell you it wasn't a student, it's someone I can't avoid Madame!' You say to yourself in your head. But you nod at her nonetheless.

"Yes Madame, I understand.."

She smiles then begins to pour the vials contents into your cuts, they start to close almost fully, the last little cuts she stitches up.

"Try not to be to fast with your movements, sweetie, and you'll be alright."

You nod again then stand, "Thank you." You then glance back to Professor Snape.

"Thank you as well, sir.." You smile at him.

He grunts then nods. "Let's get you back to your dorm, Ms. [Last Name]."

Soon enough you return to your dorm, but before you head back in you wave back at Professor Snape.

"Goodnight, Sir"

He says nothing more and walks off, probably back to his dungeon.

'If only I could tell him.'

Chapter Six:

#severus snape #severus x y/n #severus x reader #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #loki laufeyson #cedric diggory #hermione granger

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princesscatalina99 · 8 months ago

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Harry Potter Golden/Silver Trio Era Discord RP Group

18+!

Themes May Include: Strong Fantasy Violence, Strong Fantasy Violence, Small Private Fantasy Sexual Scenes, Small Consumptions of Alcohol & Drugs, Strong Dark Fantasy Themes that may make people uncomfortable

Small Introduction:

Hey there! I have done many iterations of this and honestly I just miss it! I hope you all will take the time to read this over as i spent a lot of time on this and it's not fun when people don't read everything.

Plot:

This does go chronologically through Harry Potter's years at Hogwarts and the struggles he deals with as well as his friends and enemies at school. But not only will we be following Harry Potter but some other characters.

My main character, Catalina Thorne, has gone through quite a lot. Not by any means as much as Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived. But she has dealt with things her classmates and friends could scarcely ever go through. She had to watch her life unfold as a lie and had to lie about the true death of her family. She has to keep a secret of the family safe. The one person she shouldn't trust her secret to is the son of a death eater. But Catalina, the shy sweet innocent girl that she plays, goes and gets a crush on the worst person she can, Draco Malfoy. Can she manage to keep her family secret when her boyfriend's family is one of the darkest wizarding families? Find out!

Rules:

1. Please make sure you know Wizarding World lore and background. I will make a channel for information if anyone has any questions.

2. Sexual activities must happen in a private channel and with the proper procedures. The students can only do this if you are in year 5. Younger years are allowed to do hand holding and kissing and the like.

3. You are allowed to play as many characters as you can control. Just please don't play too many that it's a burden for you.

4. Any ocs are allowed. Just please provide a bio and picture and let it be approved beforehand.

5. Please no fighting for ships. I have set some but if you want to create one, let me know

6. I will need help to make this group as making groups isn't my forte. I'm not great at creating a bots channel. So if you want to help me, please inform me immediately.

7. I would like you all to be semi literate to literate and speak in full sentences. The more details, the better!

8. If you need a refresher course in how to make bots and tulls, let me know. I forgot after a while but once you learn, it's not hard to do!

9. Have fun and make friends!

Canon Roles and My OC Roles-

Beauxbatons:

Fleur Delacour:

Gabrielle Delacour:

Olimpe Maxime:

Creatures:

Buckbeak:

Chinese Fireball:

Crookshanks:

Dementors:

Dobby:

Firenze:

Golgomath:

Hedwig:

Horntail:

Lucy the cat: Taken by me

Nagini:

Mrs. Norris:

Unicorn:

Death Eaters & Allies:

Alecto Carrow:

Amycus Carrow:

Antonin Dolohov:

Augustus Rookwood:

Avery Jr:

Barty Crouch Jr:

Bellatrix Lestrange:

Corban Yaxley:

Crabbe Sr:

Fenrir Greyback:

Greyson Thorne [talk to me about playing this character]:

Goyle Sr:

Lord Voldemort:

Nott Sr:

Peter Pettigrew:

Pius Thicknese:

Rabastan Lestrange:

Rodolphus Lestrange:

Scabior:

Thorfinn Rowle:

Travers:

Walden Macnair:

Durmstrangs:

Igor Karkaroff:

Viktor Krum:

Ghosts/Poltergeists:

Bloody Baron:

Fat Friar:

Helena Ravenclaw:

Myrtle Warren:

Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington:

Peeves:

Gryffindors:

Alicia Spinnet:

Angelina Johnson:

Colin Creevey:

Cormac McLaggen:

Dean Thomas:

Dennis Creevey:

Fred Weasley:

George Weasley:

Ginny Weasley:

Harry Potter:

Hermione Granger:

Katie Bell:

Kenneth Towler:

Lavender Brown:

Lee Jordan:

Neville Longbottom:

Oliver Wood:

Parvati Patil:

Percy Weasley:

Richard O'Reilly: Taken by me

Romilda Vane:

Ronald Weasley:

Samantha Rockwell: Taken by me

Seamus Finnigan:

Hogwarts Teachers & Staff:

Alastor Moody:

Albus Dumbledore:

Argus Filch:

Aurora Sinistra:

Bathsheda Babbling:

Charity Burbage:

Cuthbert Binns:

Dolores Umbridge:

Filius Flitwick:

Gilderoy Lockhart:

Horace Slughorn:

Irma Pince:

Minerva McGonagall:

Pomona Sprout:

Poppy Pomfrey:

Quirinus Quirrell:

Remus Lupin:

Rolanda Hooch:

Septima Vector:

Severus Snape:

Sybill Trelawney:

Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank:

Wilkie Twycross:

Hufflepuff:

Beatrice Haywood:

Catalina Thorne: Taken by me

Cedric Diggory:

Ernie Macmillan:

Grim Fawley:

Hannah Abbott:

Justin Finch-Fletchley:

Roman Harmon: Taken by me

Susan Bones:

Zacharias Smith:

British Ministry:

Amelia Bones:

Barty Crouch Sr:

Cornelius Fudge:

Kingsley Shacklebolt:

Rufus Scrimgour:

Muggles:

Dudley Dursley:

Petunia Dursley:

Vernon Dursley:

Order Members:

Aberforth Dumbledore:

Alice Longbottom:

Arabella Figg:

Carson Thorne [please talk to me about playing this character]:

Charles Weasley:

Dedalus Diggle:

Elphias Doge:

Frank Longbottom:

Hestia Jones:

Mundungus Fletcher:

Nymphadora Tonks:

Sebastian Thorne [please talk to me about playing this character]:

Sirius Black:

William Weasley:

Winky:

Parents:

Amos Diggory:

Lucius Malfoy:

Narcissa Malfoy:

Xenophilius Lovegood:

Ravenclaws:

Anthony Goldstein:

Cho Chang:

Duncan Inglebee:

Eddie Carmichael:

Grant Page:

Jason Samuels:

Jeremy Stretton:

Luna Lovegood:

Marietta Edgecombe:

Marcus Belby:

Michael Corner:

Padma Patil:

Penelope Clearwater:

Randolph Burrow:

Roger Davies:

Terry Boot:

Xiaojung Starling: Taken by me

Slytherins:

Adrian Pucey:

Blaise Zabini:

Daphne Greengrass:

Draco Malfoy:

Elizabeth Farnon: Taken by me

Flora Carrow:

Graham Montague:

Gregory Goyle:

Hestia Carrow:

Marcus Flint:

Millicent Bullstrode:

Pansy Parkinson:

Theodore Nott:

Vincent Crabbe:

Ships-

Harry Potter × Cho Chang (year 5 fling)

Harry Potter × Ginny Weasley (years 6-7)

Ronald Weasley × Lavender Brown (year 6 fling)

Ronald Weasley × Hermione Granger (year 7)

Dean Thomas × Ginny Weasley (year 5-6)

Draco Malfoy × Catalina Thorne (years 3-7)

Theodore Nott × Catalina Thorne (year 6 fling)

Richard O'Reilly × Xiaojung Starling (year 7)

Elizabeth Farnon × Pansy Parkinson (years 4-7)

Lord Voldemort × Bellatrix Lestrange

Arthur Weasley × Molly Weasley

Vernon Dursley × Petunia Dursley

Rubeus Hagrid × Olympe Maxime

Lucius Malfoy × Narcissa Malfoy

Remus Lupin × Nymphadora Tonks

Bill Weasley × Fleur Delacour

Please comment accordingly. I spent a lot of time on this using intense research and time on this.

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karmasabitchsworld · 2 years ago

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Harry Potter: The Inclusive Version

With the recent news that JK Rowling is taking things a step further and using new funds from our nostalgia trip to fund Anti-Trans bills, I decided to say a giant fuck you to that and reclaim my childhood as my own. I have started writing out a new version of the Harry Potter Universe in more Modern day times and things we all wanted but JK Rowling deprived us of. This AU, New Age Harry Potter universe is for all writers, artists, and cosplayers to use who still want to be apart of the Harry Potter world we all love but feel they can't support JK Rowling's version anymore.

I give you all a new version to support and put your love into while still holding onto the nostalgia you feel for the Wizarding World. I give you Harry Potter: The Inclusive Version.

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The School - Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry is still a castle but has fewer death traps and tricky things that cause you to miss class (Like phantom steps or doorways that lead to walls cause who thought that was a good idea?). For those that still like to get up to mischief, don’t worry there are still plenty of secret corridors behind well-hidden buttons or levers or things that require a particular rhyme to open. The tunnels behind them lead all over, from different areas of the school to the Forbidden Forest, all the way to Hogsmeade. There are even rumors of one that disappears and reappears at the same time a specific room does.

The Teachers - They are many lovely teachers at Hogwarts though the Dark Arts teacher changed for a few years the one that stuck around was well-loved by all the students.

Core Classes

Astronomy - Professor Aurora Sinistra

Charms - Professor Filius Flitwick

Defense Against the Dark Arts (D.A.D.A.) - Quinirus Quirrel (First year only), Gilderoy Lockhart (Second year only), Remus Lupin (Third year-Present)

Herbology - Professor Pomona Sprout

History of Magic -Professor Cuthbert Binns

Potions - Professor Severus Snape

Transfiguration - Professor Minerva McGonagall

Electives

Arithmancy - Professor Septima Vector

Care of Magical Creatures - Professor Rubeus Hagrid

Divination - Professor Sybill Trelawney

Muggle Studies - Professor Charity Burbage

Study of Ancient Runes - Professor Bathsheda Babbling

Advanced Arithmancy Studies - Professor Septima Vector

Alchemy - Professor Carina Birch (I had to make one up because there isn’t one on the wiki)

Extra-Curricular Subjects

Ancient Studies - Professor Delta Grace (Another made up one)

Apparition - Professor Wilkie Twycross

Art - Professor Crow Sterling (Made up)

Flying - Professor Rolanda Hooch

Ghoul Studies - Professor Cedar Hinde (Made up)

Magical Theory - Professor Eleazar Fig

Muggle Art - Professor Charity Burbage

Muggle Music -Professor Charity Burbage

Music - Professor Basil Yetis (Made up)

Xylomancy - Professor Sybill Trelawney

How Different Holidays Work - There are a vast array of magical students attending Hogwarts and not all of them share the same religions or subsequent holiday traditions due to that fact, but the Hogwarts staff are very accepting and accommodating of all the students they care for and have ways of making sure they get to spend the holidays with their families accordingly.

3 days before Hanukkah in the given year any students who practice Judaism and wish to spend Hanukkah with their families will be given a sign-up sheet with the option to sign up to stay at school or leave their names off the list and be planned to be on the train ride to Platform 9 ¾ to meet their families. They will spend their 8 days with their families and then have two more nights to say goodbyes and goof off before getting on the train back to Hogwarts.

As for those who celebrate Eid al-Fitr and Eid al-Adha, the staff keeps track of when those holidays are coming and during Eid al-Fitr, they make sure the house elves who work the kitchens are aware of whose fasting so food isn’t sent their way and when it comes times for salat, there is an emptied out hall they keep just for Muslim students to pray in when they want or need to. 3 days before Eid al-Adha, teachers offer another signup sheet to either stay at school or students who wish to visit their families to celebrate with them and be with them during that time will be free to take the train back to Platform 9 ¾ to be with their families for a week. After the week ends, they will return back to school and continue their classes.

For those who celebrate Christmas, a signup sheet is passed around on December 21st to see who wants to stay at school, and those who do not sign up get to return home to their families for the holiday and spend Christmas Eve and Day through to New Years with their families and then the day after New Years return to Hogwarts to continue classes.

For those that celebrate Kwanzaa, another signup sheet goes around just after the Christmas kids have left on December 23rd, and those who decided to get to return home to spend Kwanzaa with their families before returning to school on January 3rd just after the Christmas kids get back as well to resume classes.

Magic Traditions - The Goblet of Fire was a tradition for a long time but luckily that stayed banned because it’s deadly and who would pin a bunch of school children in a fucking death match? But Quidditch is much less deadly, though still dangerous it’s still a beloved sport of the Wizarding World. Another beloved tradition that’s still around is the Sorting Ceremony but the school’s much less divided nowadays. The teachers have long since realized that if siblings who only know each other get put in different houses it may cause a very bad rift between them, especially for ones who are younger siblings. So they allow people to mingle between tables and as long as you have permission from a member belonging to the house, you’re allowed to be in another house's common room. They are however magical precautions against people giving away separate house passwords to each other or for anyone who doesn’t have a house's permission to sneak into another house's common room. Professor Flitwick is quite good with charms y’know?

The Potter Prophecy - Lily and James Potter died at the hands of Lord Voldemort and Lily dying to protect her child gave him the protection that lasted his whole life. But as for being left on the Dursley’s doorstep by a morally-grey man who wanted to raise that child for slaughter? Uh-uh, no, not in my good magical household. You see in this life there were better resources and better options. In other words, the person who caught up to Sirius Black wasn’t a goddamned moron and checked his wand to see what spell was cast last and saw that he in fact did not just blow up a man. On top of that Professor Albus Dumbledore decided to have a heart and tell them that Sirius Black wasn’t the Potters' secret keeper and that it was in fact, Pettigrew. Long story short, Sirius Black never went to Azkaban and since he was Harry’s Godfather he had first dibs on adopting Harry. So instead of being raised in the abusive Dursley house, Harry was raised by his two gay Uncles, Sirius and Remus, and grew up feeling loved and knowing who and what he was. Of course, the kid wasn’t raised to have an ego or be anything but polite yet sarcastic, much like Remus, but he knew from a certain age why people always stared at him and were always giddy to meet him.

New Age Wands - Wands aren’t what they used to be either. Ollivander was the first wandmaker to start pioneering a new way of making wands more concealable to muggles when people started finding ways to charm technology into working around and with magic. You see a guy pulling out a long spindly stick as a reflex when he gets angry kinda makes people start to question things a little when he acts like it’s a weapon of mass destruction and his cousin acts like that stick is a knife pointed at his throat. So mixing wands into things like umbrellas, and selfie sticks, heck they even sell wands that flip out like a switchblade or collapse into a handle like pens. Of course, finding the right type of wand is done the old-fashioned way of which wand chooses you, so you find the right wand in the normal form but if you want it to be concealable Ollivander has no problem making it that way for a little extra charge.

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So there you have it. The first post to the new Harry Potter. I'll finish up the Character stuff I have and post it later. Also, I deeply apologize if any of the stuff about other holidays is off, particularly the Muslim holidays. I don't know about other holiday traditions beside Hanukkah really and as much as I tried to do the best research I could into the topics of the other holidays to get the information right there wasn't a lot of good info about how Eid is celebrated. Feel free to correct me and I will make changes to it. I appreciate any feedback.

#harry potter #reclaimingmychildhood #harrypotterau #inclusive #modern au

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epi-and-blas · 4 months ago

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I just started posting the first serious fanfic I've written. Its a marauders era fic with a female oc as the main character with Greek Mythology and Gods involved; Thanatos isn't too happy with Moldyshorts and resuscitates a demigoddess to get her to kill him.

Maggie also doesn't like Dumbledore, but loves Minnie and Pomona and Poppy. Maggie is very fucked up in terms of trauma; dying isn't kind to anyone.

Tbh I have been listening to EPIC: the musical on loop, and it is heavily inspired by it. Percy Jackson is also an inspiration (of course, who can write about "modern" times Greek Gods and not have Rick Riordan breathing down your neck) but this is not the PJO world at all. Riordan had to deal with making a book for kids; this fic is not for untraumatized children.

Anyhow; I love comments and people asking questions so that I can hold people hostage and rant, so come and talk to me!!

Haunting Hogwarts (2034 words) by epi_and_blas Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Original Female Character(s) & James Potter & Remus Lupin & Sirius Black & Peter Pettigrew, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Regulus Black/James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter Characters: Original Female Character(s), James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Regulus Black, Salazar Slytherin, Albus Dumbledore, Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall, Bathsheda Babbling, Septima Vector, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Hecate (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Hades (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Thanatos (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Artemis (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Circe (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), There's more Gods, But those are the main ones, Now for the dead people that show up in various ways:, Ariana Dumbledore, Helena Ravenclaw | The Grey Lady, Odysseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Penelope (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Telemachus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Hogwarts Ghosts, Rowena Ravenclaw, Hogwarts Students, a lot of them, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Barty Crouch Jr., and more, Reasonable Adults - Character, Euphemia Potter, Fleamont Potter, Andromeda Black Tonks, Ted Tonks, also somewhat - Character, Narcissa Black Malfoy, also - Character, Death (Harry Potter), The One - Character, the only - Character, Poppy Pomfrey Additional Tags: Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Minor Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Marauders Friendship (Harry Potter), Marauders being idiots, Manipulative Albus Dumbledore, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Suicidal Thoughts, Suicidal Ideation, I traumatized Maggie, my poor baby, How Do I Tag, Angst, Fluff, Does it count as major character death if she died before and just has flashbacks?, Can you tell I've listening to Epic: The Musical?, Inspired by EPIC: The Musical - Jorge Rivera-Herrans, Humor, Trauma, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD Summary:

Thanatos is not happy about the so-called Lord Voldemort trying to escape death; so a Council of the Gods is called and a conclusion is reached: A Demigod Champion has to go kill him.

The only problem: There are no living demigods that satisfy the conditions to be a Champion.

Solution: Bring a demigod back from the dead; whose original body is still around.

That's how Margaritari ends up clawing out of her grave, scaring some Nymphs and meeting her many-times-great-niece who has to adopt her as a granddaughter.

Her plan is simple: Go to Hogwarts, figure out where Riddle has hidden his Horocruxes, murder him violently and go back to be dead where she can be left alone and in peace.

Vomiting blood over a Maurader puts a small obstacle in her plan. (More than a small one, Gods grant her patience; these boys are stubborn)

Also fuck you JK Rowling, you will end up in Tartarus.

#hp #marauders #ao3 fanfic #greek mythology #epic the musical #first fanfic #come talk to me #no seriously #i love ranting #haunting hogwarts

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lazuli-writes · 1 year ago

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The Vanishing Intro I

a/n: I got the inspo for such a incident from the “Dark Curse” of abc’s Once Upon a Time and the “Blip” from the Marvel cinematic universe. I do not own Harry Potter and the characters, all rights go to JKR and Warner Bros. Pictures. Only the non-canonical plot was my idea. I also do not agree with any and all prejudiced remarks formulated by JKR in concern of their transphobia. Remember folks, copying other people’s works is plagiarism and that’s illegal. Don’t be that kind of person. Anyways, hope you all enjoy it :)

Summary: Under the threat of defeat, the supporters of the dark lord cast a curse that banishes half of the Wizarding population of the British Isles. No knows where they had gone or how they vanished. But twenty-one years later, the vanished make their return, and the Wizarding world they once knew is no longer the same.

Listed institutions are referenced with information as of 2019

The Stranded: The Stranded were thirty-five of the most recognized witches and wizards in the British isles to not be Vanished. It was this collection of witches and wizards that oversaw the reconstruction of the Magical community of the British Isles. They include:

Bathsheda Babbling, Susan Bones, Lavender Brown, Flora Carrow, Colin Creevey, Dennis Creevey, Roger Davies, Tracey Davis, Astoria Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass, Hestia Jones, Lee Jordan, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Ernest Macmillan, Draco Malfoy, Minerva McGonagall, Cormac McLaggen, Graham Montague, Theodore Nott, Garrick Olivander, Pansy Parkinson, Padma Patil, Sturgis Podmore, Poppy Pomfrey, Muriel Prewett, Adrian Pucey, Aurora Sinistra, Alicia Spinnet, Dean Thomas, Edward Tonks, Nyphadora Tonks, Romilda Vane, Ronald Weasley, Oliver Wood

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The Impurities: The last bastion of the Dark Lord’s reign, the Impurities were the remaining death eaters following the Vanishing, and were blamed for causing the British Magical Purge of the 2000s. They include:

Bellatrix Lestrange, Thorfinn Rowle, Corban Yaxley, Amycus Carrow, Aurelius Nott, Terminus Travers, Walden Macnair

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The British Conclave of Magic: The Conclave is the successor of the British Ministry of Magic, and serves as the formal government for the magical species of the British Isles. Closer in resemblance to the Wizard’s Council of old Britain and MACUSA, the Conclave still holds many roots in the British Ministry of Magic. The reformation of the Ministry into the Conclave was a direct result of the British Magical Purge that took place from the years 2000 to 2004.

The current regime of the Conclave is as follows:

British Premier of Magic: Susan Bones (2009-Present)

House of Nobles: Members of this house aid in the advisement of the Premier. Acting as a vice power should the Premier become incapacitated. These members are elected tri-annually by the those in the House of Inquest. They also serve as judges and vote in any high profile criminal trials.

Incumbent House Nobles: Flora Carrow, Fergus Finnigan, Roger Davies, Nymphadora Lupin, Ernest Macmillan, Draco Malfoy, Cormac McLaggen, Graham Montague, Theodore Nott, Mafalda Prewett, Adrian Pucey, Rolf Scammander, Ronald Weasley & Romilda Vane

House of Inquest: The successor of the Wizengamot, all fifty-three members of this house are voted on by the wizarding populace of the isles. The higher the concentration of magical folk in an area, the more seats in the house the area maintains. E.g. Hogsmeade and Cokesworth, being the two largest Wizarding settlements in the isles with sixteen and eleven seats respectively. The house is headed by the Orator, who represents, leads and dictates the decorum of the house in all meetings.

Incumbent Orator of the House: Lord Dennis Prewett, née Creevey.

Department of Magical Law Enforcement: (DMLE) Responsible for upholding the laws set forth by the Conclave. The largest of the departments and all other departments were answerable to this one; the Department of Mysteries were the only exception in certain cases.

Incumbent High Enchantress: Lady Daphne Greengrass

Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes: (DMAC) Tasked with the prevention, containment and/or reversal of magical mishaps. It’s main goals currently are protecting the Statute of Secrecy and preventing all muggle interference in the magical community.

Incumbent High Warlock: Roger Davies

Department of International Magical Relations: (DIMR) Serving as the communication between the British Conclave and other magical governments around the world, this department currently focuses on repairing the relationship between Magical Britain and their neighbors in France, Germany and the Nordic Ministries.

Incumbent High Warlock: Lord Theodore Nott

Department for Regulation of Magical Creatures: (DRMC) Dedicated to the restoration, protection and maintaining cooperation amongst the many different magical beings, beasts and spirits of Magical Britain. They work alongside magizoologists and the DMLE to better protect and incorporate the magical species in the British Isles.

Incumbent High Warlock: Rolf Scammander

Department of Magical Transportation: (DMT) In charge of the regulation of transportation services of wizarding Britain. The department became highly regarded following the brief establishment of Rappaport’s Law, because safe transport in and out of the isles became almost impossible during the Purge. Now however, the mass production and regulation of advanced Vanishing Cabinets, and enchanted automobiles have become the new tools of transport.

Incumbent High Enchantress: Romilda Vane

Department of Magical Entertainment: (DME) In control of the proper operation, funding and safe establishment of entertainment sources and events—such as national and international Magical Sports (Quidditch, Wizarding Hockey, Quadpot etc etc.), Magical Cinemas/Theatres and the Magical Music scene. The department rose in popularity following the recognized end of the Purge in the year of 2005, when the Weasley family opened the very first Magical Cinema in Ottery St. Catchpole.

Incumbent High Warlock: Cormac McLaggen

Department of Mysteries: (DMY) The most secretive department, they are dedicated to the gathering of confidential research in the name of furthering the understanding magic. They are the only department not subjected to complete obeisance to the DMLE.

Incumbent Head Unspeakable: Lady Tracey Nott, née Davis

Hogwarts Board of Governors: A group of thirteen wizards and witches that oversaw the maintenance and running of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They held the power to dictate the curriculum and every day operation of the school.

Incumbent Chairman: Lord Draco Malfoy

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British Magical Purge of the 2000s: Commonly referred to as the Great Purge or simply the Purge, the British Magical Purge was a mass witch hunt for witches, wizards and other magical species within Britain by covert sects of the British Muggle Government between 2000-2004.

The hunts were believed to be a retaliatory act by the muggles following the final battle between the Order of the Phoenix and the Impurities; Known by magic-kind as the Battle for London, the battle took place within the old Ministry of Magic, upon the streets of Muggle London as well as in the skies above the city. As her final act of terrorism, Bellatrix Lestrange flooded the Thames river. The sudden flood had already drowned at least two-thousand muggles by the time the order had managed to undo the flood.

The muggle reaction to the flood saw associates of the incumbent Muggle Prime Minister, who secretly knew of Magic, hire mercenaries to begin the Purge: this led to a large scale series of witch hunts and magical massacres, unseen since the time of Salem.

The Purge saw numerous witches, wizards and other beings such as werewolves, vampires, squibs, muggles who married into the magical community, hags, centaurs, merlings, goblins and house elves persecuted, captured and murdered.

In response, the British Conclave was formed out of the ruins of the Ministry. Efforts to maintain the Statute of Secrecy as well as sustaining the already diminished, magical population, the Conclave temporarily adopted the American made “Rappaport’s Law” (an era colloquially called “Rappaport’s Reign). The swift segregation of magical folk from the muggles, and harsh operations of oblivation to those within muggle governments, resulted in a slow, but eventual return of peace within the British magical community.

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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: The primary source of education for British wizarding youth, Hogwarts serves as a strong bastion of peace and protection for the future wizarding generations.

Current staff is as follows:

Bathsheda Babbling: Ancient Runes

Cuthburt Binns: History of Magic

Colin Lovegood: Head of Gryffindor House, Charms & Enchanted Items

Dean Thomas: Matron

Gabrielle Delacour: Foreign Magical Studies

Kreacher the House Elf: Caretaker & Head Elf

Firenze: Astronomy & Divination

Neville Longbottom: Headmaster

Pansy Longbottom: Head of Slytherin House, Defensive Magic Studies

Ernest Macmillan: Potions & Alchemy

Padma Patil: Head of Ravenclaw House, Transfiguration & Dueling Club Head

Sturgis Podmore: Magizoology

Alicia Spinnet: Herbology & Quidditch Pitch Moderator

Edward Tonks: Head of Hufflepuff House, Muggle Studies

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The Seven Swords of Britain: A term coined by Witch Weekly’s Editor in chief, Lavender Brown, the Seven Swords of Britain are—in accordance to numerous public polls and interviews—the current, seven most influential and prominent wizarding families within the isles.

The recognized families are:

The Esteemed House of Carrow: Headed by Flora Carrow, Flora Carrow is the largest trader of magical foreign goods and a philanthropist, who aided in the refugee crisis following the Calamity of Diagon Alley in 2001. She became the head of her family following the death of her uncle, Amycus Carrow—known Death Eater and Impurity.

Commonly associates with Houses Malfoy and Nott. Though keeps a precarious relationship with other families such as the Montagues and McLaggens.

The Noble and Most Ancient House of Longbottom: A revered member of Dumbledore’s Army and the Order of the Phoenix, Lord Neville Longbottom serves as the current Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Through his inheritance as the sole Longbottom heir and his scandalous marriage to Pansy Parkinson, the Longbottoms holds one of the largest wealths in Great Britain. Wealth, that they have been known to spend readily on Hogwarts and numerous charities.

Commonly associates with Houses Lovegood, Macmillan, Parkinson, Patil, Tonks and Weasley. Also viewed as the peacemakers between the feuding Notts & Weasleys.

The Honourable House of Lovegood: Presumed the youngest of the revered families, Luna Lovegood is a well known household name. Current proprietor of the Quibbler—the largest source of news in all of magical Britain and the Lovegood Magical Sanctuary, located on the once disdained isle of Drear. Luna Lovegood married Colin Creevey in 2003. Whereas Luna continues to serve as a magizoologist and newspaper owner, her husband currently works as a professor at Hogwarts.

Commonly associates with the Houses Longbottom and Weasley; as well as the Bones, Creevey, Goldstein and Scammander families. Currently bonded in marriege to House Prewett through her husband’s brother.

The Noble and Most Ancient House of Malfoy: Initially pushed to the outskirts of society following their known patronage of Voldemort, Draco Malfoy returned the honour of his family following his efforts in the defense of Diagon Alley during its Calamity. The Malfoy’s are also recognized as a large benefactor to Sinestra’s Sanatorium for Magical Maladies.

Commonly associates with Houses Carrow, Greengrass and Weasley. Bonded in marriage to the Weasleys through the Greengrass sisters, their relationship is cordial at best.

The Honourable House of McLaggen: Cormac McLaggen is fatefully remembered for his efforts in maintaining the Statute of Secrecy through numerous Obliviation Operations in 2002-2006. Though not as wealthy as the Malfoys, Notts or Weasleys, the McLaggen’s wealth is enough to shoulder the funding for his current office as head of the Department of Magical Entertainments: Sports, Cinemas and Music.

Commonly associates with the Davies, Brown and Wood families. Also, highly supports the Notts when in opposition to the Weasley-Greengrass-Malfoy political block.

The Noble and Most Ancient House of Nott: Lord Theodore Nott and Lady Tracey Nott née Davis are respected as two of the most prominent members of the Conclave—Lord Theodore serving as High Warlock of the Conclave’s Department of International Magical Relations and Lady Tracey as the head Unspeakable for the British Department of Mysteries. The Nott family are also referred to by the epithet “The Lords of Trent” due to their ownership of a large fraction of land near Nottingham.

Commonly associates with the House of Carrow and freely indulges with other families such as Davies, Brown, Macmillan, Montague, Pucey, and Vane.

The Noble and Most Ancient House of Weasley: Perhaps the most desirable of families, Lord Ronald Weasley is most fantastically recognized for bringing a formal end of the Second Wizarding War after he successfully dueled and defeated Bellatrix Lestrange and the Impurities in the Battle for London. Through his marriage to Daphne Greengrass, his acquisition of the Black and Prewett family fortunes, and his successful production of a philosopher’s stone, Lord Ronald had become a large benefactor for the reconstruction of Magical Britain as a whole.

Commonly associates with Houses Longbottom and Lovegood. Hold close ties to families such the Bones, Delacours, Jordans, Spinnets, Thomas, Tonks and Woods. Tied by blood to the Houses of Black and Prewett and bonded in marriage to Houses Greengrass, Malfoy and the Creevey Family—an by extension, the Lovegoods as well.

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The Noble and Most Ancient House of Weasley:

— Lord Ronald “Ron” Weasley; sixth son of the vanished Arthur Weasley & Molly Weasley née Prewett. Born March 1st, 1980. Current head of the House of Weasley, resides at his home of the Warren, on Stoadshead Hill, Ottery St. Catchpole, England. Recognized for his efforts in the Second Wizarding War against Lord Voldemort, defeating Bellatrix Lestrange in the Battle for London and his continued relief and philanthropic efforts throughout the British Magical Purge 2000-2004. Careers includes being a fellow member of the House of Nobles, former Hit-Wizard for the British Conclave of Magic, former steward for the Noble and Most Ancient Houses of Black & Prewett, renowned Alchemist & possessor of a philosopher’s stone, proprietor of the following: Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes (WWW) & the Chudley Cannons Quidditch Team, co-proprietor for Dame’s Wizarding Bank and known benefactor to the Lovegood Magical Sanctuary and Sinestra’s Sanatorium for Magical Maladies.

—— Lady Daphne Greengrass; wife to Ronald Weasley. Eldest daughter of the late Lord Cassius Greengrass and Lady Bianca Greengrass née Este. Born May 19, 1980. Current head of the House of Greengrass, and consort of the House of Weasley. A revered and cherished witch of her generation, and known for relief efforts throughout the British Magical Purge, she once served as a Hit-Wizard and was part of the Muggle Obliviation Squad (2003-2007). Proprietor of Greengrass Solutions—largest domestic farmer/supplier for British apothecaries since 1514. Current member of the House of Inquest and serves as High Enchantress of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement (DMLE).

——— Celia Greengrass; first child of Lord Ronald Weasley and Lady Daphne Greengrass. Born June 21st, 2003. The eldest of Ronald’s and Daphne’s triplets, she was named the heiress to the House of Greengrass. She was sorted into Slytherin House and is a proficient potionneer.

——— Serena Weasley; second child of Lord Ronald Weasley and Lady Daphne Greengrass. Born June 21st, 2003. The middle child of the triplets, she was sorted into Ravenclaw House and has deep love for music and aspires to become a musician.

——— Septimus Weasley; third child of Lord Ronald Weasley and Lady Daphne Greengrass. Born June 21st, 2003. The youngest of the triplets as well as Ronald’s and Daphne’s only son, he is set to inherit the Weasley family fortune. He was sorted into Hufflepuff House and is excellent with enchanting items.

——— Clarissa Weasley; the fourth and youngest child of Lord Ronald Weasley and Lady Daphne Greengrass. Born March 1st, 2015. Has deep desires to be a professional dueler.

Relatives:

Lady Muriel Prewett {Deceased}; the former head of the House of Prewett, maternal Great-Great Grand aunt to Lord Ronald. She informally adopted him as her own following the Vanishing, which took his parents, siblings and closest friends.

Alexander Prewett {Deceased}; the secret love child of a young Lady Muriel and Corban Yaxley Sr., he was born a squib and left for America following his disownment. He would later return with his muggle wife and witch daughter Mafalda during the British Magical Purge.

Lady Mafalda Prewett; current Head of the House of Prewett, she was mentored and tutored by Lord Ronald, and became a pseudo sibling for him. She currently serves in the House of Nobles for the British Conclave of Magic, and is the founder and co-proprietor of Dame’s Wizarding Bank—the only bank for Wizarding Britain following Gringotts destruction in the Calamity of Diagon Alley.

Lord Dennis Prewett née Creevey; Lord consort to the House of Prewett, one of the highest stationed muggleborn wizards in the Conclave. Currently serves as Orator for the House of Inquest in the Conclave. He is the younger brother to Colin Lovegood née Creevey.

Alexandra Prewett; current heir and only child of Lady Mafalda and Lord Dennis. Close in age and confidante of her cousin Clarissa Weasley.

Lady Andromeda Tonks née Black {Deceased}; Related through Lord Ronald’s paternal grandmother—Cedrella Weasley née Black—Andromeda was a close friend and supporter. As one of the last potential heirs to the Black Family Fortune, she naturally held influence over much of the older generations of stranded wizardkind. She initially survived the Vanishing but was later murdered by her sister Bellatrix Lestrange during the Impurity’s Rampage of 1999.

Edward Tonks; Widower of the late Lady Andromeda, he was saved from his imprisonment at Malfoy Manor by Draco Malfoy, who defected to the Order of the Phoenix. He would later work with the Conclave and the Order to protect the persecuted Muggleborns during the purge on magic. He currently serves as the Head of Hufflepuff House, as well as the Muggle Studies Professor

Nymphadora Lupin née Tonks; Widowed due to her husband’s—Remus Lupin—vanishing, Nymphadora eventually halted her auror career in favor of a relaxed term as a member of the House of Nobles. Following Lord Ronald’s acquisition of the Black Family Fortune, he intended to grant the entirety to the Tonks-Lupin family, but Nymphadora refused, instead gifting half to her son and the other to Lord Ronald. She, along with her father and son reside as the owners and keepers of 12 Grimmauld Place, the ancestral seat of the former House of Black.

Edward Lupin; son to Nymphadora Lupin née Tonks and the vanished Remus Lupin. A known metamorphmagus like his mother, he is currently slated to inherit the remaining half of the Black family fortune.

Lord Draco Malfoy; also a member of the House of Black maternally, Lord Draco and Lord Ronald’s relationship is mostly held up by their wives being loving sisters—and all wizards know not to anger their spouse. He currently serves in the Conclave as a member of the House of Nobles, as well as the Chairman of the Reformed Board of Governors for Hogwarts.

Lady Astoria Malfoy née Greengrass; the younger sister to Daphne Greengrass, Lady Astoria holds a great relationship with her sister and can typically handle the bickering her husband and brother in law indulge in. She works as the General Manager of Greengrass Solutions, the factory and farm owned by the Greengrass family for more than five centuries.

Scorpius Malfoy; current heir and only son of Lord Draco and Lady Astoria. He looks up to his Greengrass-Weasley cousins.

Lyra Malfoy; youngest child and only daughter of Lord Draco and Lady Astoria, she is close in age to Clarissa Weasley and one of her closest confidantes.

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Yin & Yang -- Story of second chances

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/K21kUNa

by PrincessSiya

Gellert gets another chance to prove that he has indeed changed and this time he follows in his equal's steps and takes up teaching the next generation.

Words: 1009, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore, Bathilda Bagshot, Newt Scamander, Tina Goldstein, Mrs Zabini (Harry Potter), Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Amelia Bones, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Pomona Sprout, Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall, Aurora Sinistra, Bathsheda Babbling, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Charity Burbage, Cornelius Fudge

Relationships: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom/Blaise Zabini, Tina Goldstein/Newt Scamander, Sirius Black/Amelia Bones, Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks, Susan Bones/Pansy Parkinson, Luna Lovegood/Rolf Scamander, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Terry Boot/Padma Patil, Lavender Brown/Parvati Patil, Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/K21kUNa

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #Severus Snape

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“All this year, I have been battling with myself, wondering whether I should tell Dumbledore that Sirius was an Animagus. But I didn’t do it. Why? Because I was too cowardly.

And so I convinced myself that Sirius was getting into the school using Dark Arts he learnt from Voldemort, that being an Animagus had nothing to do with it ...”

#Remus Lupin #Severus Snape #Minerva McGonagall #Harry Potter #Wolfstar #heavily implied #fanart #comic #my art #Charity Burbage #Aurora Sinistra #Septima Vector #Bathsheda Babbling #1K #while sketching this idea I went:#‘no this does not work. Snape talked to Dumbledore that night.’#‘he KNOWS they searched everywhere and that Lupin isn’t under suspicion’#but then I thought:#‘would knowing this stop him from outing Lupin’s history with Black’#‘to stir up suspicion among their colleagues and generally make Lupin uncomfortable?’#no it would not.#Snape would absolutely be THAT bitch.#...#that feeling when you’re not HELPING your crazy ex #but you DO know very useful info and still cannot bring yourself to share it.#tried making up designs for some of the teachers we never interact with #(because Harry didn’t take their classes)

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The Sweetest Curse

The Sweetest Curse https://ift.tt/A5J0ZN7 by galaxy_skies Hermione doesn’t realise until she’s already sat down and pulled out her parchment and quills that she’s forgotten her copy of Advanced Rune Translation. She hunches her shoulders as she digs futilely through her bookbag only to come up empty-handed. It’s only the second day of term and she’s already going to fall behind. She remembers reading it on the train and then – nothing. She must have left it – idiot – and she wants to sink into her seat as Professor Babbling calls the class to attention. With a furtive glance, Hermione looks to her left. Of all people – it’s Malfoy sat beside her – his chin propped in his hand and a faraway look in his eyes. He blinks as Hermione carefully shifts closer, dragging her parchment with her. Words: 2911, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 15 of Dramione Month 2024 Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Bathsheda Babbling, Harry Potter Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Hogwarts Sixth Year, Studying, Touching, Hair, Holding Hands via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/LRS1sCc September 15, 2024 at 03:19PM

#IFTTT #Dramione #Draco x Hermione

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Acceptance - AsphodelWolf15 - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]

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harry-potter-fics-stuff · 4 years ago

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Anonymous asked:

ooh femslash fics please. maybe some hcs on hogwarts girls in love, and how they survived during the umbridge era

Here’s the thing: we all know Dolores Umbridge is homophobic. She’s the type to be prejudiced and this is just one of the many beliefs she holds.

She genuinely does not think through the loophole of the decree declaring that boys and girls remain eight inches apart. When she sees same-sex couples floating around the hallways, she makes a decree declaring that nobody can be within eight inches of each other.

But Hogwarts is a school of magic and soon the female students band together in a show of solidarity against the most foul, horrid woman (whom they shudder to share the same gender with) who has ever walked its halls.

Parvati and Lavender are beautifully in-sync as always. When Trelawney is fired, they lie together in their bed (which bed? their two beds are basically one) and dream up future universes. They start planting tea leaves on Umbridge’s desk, shaped like all sorts of weapons and curse movements, and pour the tea itself on the floor. They break crystal balls and leave glass shards on her chair. They carve Trelawney’s initials into her cat pictures with their perfectly painted nails. Their love for the only teacher who has never mocked their overt femininity and interest for Divination turns out to be the thing that makes them realize their love for each other.

Luna and Ginny balance each other out. One is calm and serene, and the other feisty and fiery. Umbridge makes the mistake of insulting Xenophilius Lovegood in front of everyone in the class. Luna does not react, but later that evening she lets loose a series of creatures previously thought non-existent in Umbridge’s office (both at Hogwarts and the Ministry). Ginny steals all of Umbridge’s quills and replace them with ones that don’t cut into students’ skin, but mails the blood quills to the French ministry of magic (being the future sister-in-law to the Delacours has this one advantage).

Hermione and Pansy are unlikely allies. They bond together after Umbridge hurls insults at Pansy’s habit of mouthing off to everybody and makes comments about her mother. Pansy is enraged, but she is a Slytherin beyond her rage, and she decides to join the Squad when Umbridge offers. She meets up with Hermione in the library and asks for help in taking the pink-clad woman down. Hermione takes little time to realize that Pansy makes a very good spy. She can always be sure to avoid Umbridge and Malfoy and their cronies. It turns out, too, that Pansy is great at DADA when Umbridge is not here - and she helps Hermione annotate textbooks to distribute to other students. And if Pansy demands a kiss for her service? It’s the least Hermione can do, after all.

Marietta, in this timeline, is not recruited into any group. Cho knows that she wouldn’t join. Instead she is to give Cho information about the Ministry, so Cho can keep others safe and think of ways to counteract against the Ministry’s propaganda. She talks a lot about Cedric’s death, and though it hurts her, she knows it’s ultimately best that others know about the bravest and sweetest boy she’s ever had the honor to know.

Padma, Lisa Turpin and Sue Li hide behind their books as befits a Ravenclaw girl. The thing is, though, nobody really checks to see what they’re reading as long as the cover isn’t anything too suspicious. They sneak copies of the Quibbler while disguising it as Witch Weekly. They bring in books that Umbridge had banned and give it out to other students, making sure to have translation spells for those who read best in their mother tongue.

Hannah, Susan and Megan Jones benefit from the reputation of their house. Nobody suspects them of anything, since they’re the quiet ones at the back of the room who don’t do much. They’re the ones who secretly rearrange Umbridge’s belongings, shifting them slightly to the left or right. They also ensure to befriend Peeves, keeping him a vital ally.

Millicent Bulstrode, Tracey Davis, and the Greengrass sisters are the most terrifying quartet who have ever thrived together in Slytherin. The most close-knit group of female friends in the nineties. They all infiltrate the Inquisitorial Squad and take it down from the inside, causing chaos. Plus, with Death Eaters for close relatives, they know best how to cause pain discreetly.

Lily Moon and Sally-Anne Perks are the ones nobody see coming. They are the ones who bring everyone together. The soft-spoken peacemakers who grew up in households where women wielded power through appearances of docility. They’re the ones who attract Umbridge’s praise and take up her time. They’re the ones who calm any disagreements.

Romilda Vane and Leanne, who finally confessed their feelings for each other, are the ones who keep everything running. They distribute Skiving Snackboxes, Dungbombs and Fanged Frisbee’s. They write anonymous, threatening letters to Fudge and Umbridge. Romilda, the most talented potioneer of her year, brews all sorts of non-fatal but terribly inconvenient potions to be slipped into Umbridge’s food. Leanne, who has a criminal record in the Muggle world for stealing, nicks all of Umbridge’s Veritaserum and Spellotape and cat plates. She also plants a little artifact in Umbridge’s fireplace so that smoke blows at her face each time she attempts to contact anybody.

Angelina, Alicia and Katie (the queens of Gryffindor, the cutest ship and the third wheel/captain/may or may not be with them) run Quidditch practices for anyone who wants to hone their skills or pick up a new sport. They get brooms from Merlin-knows-where and make sure that everybody’s safe and that nobody gives anything away. And ultimately the trio are so nice that nobody really wants to anyway.

Minerva McGonagall, Aurora Sinistra, Pomona Sprout, Charity Burbage, Bathsheda Babbling, Septima Vector and Poppy Pomfrey (or as the students call them, the seven wonders of the castle) may or may not be working to help them as best they can. Poppy heals all the injuries, Charity instructs the girls who were raised by Muggles how best to blend into the wizarding world, Pomona gifts them plants and teaches them the coded language of flowers, Minerva transfigures the evidence of what goes on into innocuous things (and helps a lot herself), Septima and Aurora keep a lookout for Umbridge and those that sympathize with her, and Bathsheda is the one to teach runic codes to help students communicate.

Ultimately, Dolores Umbridge leaves. She never sees the girls working behind the scenes, whispering in darkness, writing coded notes, kissing and holding hands and loving each other and blossoming in adolescence. It’s only when she’s in Azkaban, reading articles from days-old newspapers, that she realizes just how much she has underestimated the majority of her former students.

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