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the-littlest-laney · 1 year
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i don't want you to go without me
ruby and jet
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blueberripancake · 2 months
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Thinking about how nobody bothered to give Fitz a name until Patience. Thinking about how Patience gave him the name she wanted to give her son. Thinking about how Fitz immediately thought of Burrich, the amount of thought he puts into naming dogs. Thinking about how Burrich refused to name the boy he was raising.
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soyboywenzie · 7 months
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i think we as a fandom need to talk about the fact that the targtower children’s resentment and disdain for rhaenyra is not just the work of viserys lack of parenting but due to everyone else too.
it’s from otto doing everything in his power to stop rhaenyra from getting the throne so his blood can get it, not because he thinks aegon is or would be a good king, not because he thinks his grandson deserves it, but because his blood would take the throne, not rhaenyra’s, not daemon’s. HIS.
it’s from alicent’s every conversation on screen with aegon revolving around rhaenyra. how, in ep.6, his mother stops his session to tell him he needs to be better to his brother in public so we can be a united family against her, how if rhaenyra takes the throne, she’ll have no choice but to kill them to keep her throne, how in ep.8, alicent is mad at his continuous behaviors but only this mad because rhaenyra is about to be in town.
the talk before his coronation is explicitly about how much his father wanted rhaenyra on the throne, how he had twenty years to change it and never did. it’s about alicent telling him not to not be swayed by judgements to kill rhaenyra, how above all the terrible she’s done, she still his sister. yet no one has ever acted like she is.
it’s from aemond’s eye being taken out and it ending with his mother yelling at rhaenyra about duty and sacrifices, how she can do all and never get in trouble, how she does as she pleases and is happy, yet she, the queen, is dutiful and isn’t. aemond’s eye is used to get back at rhaenyra, his mother is mad that his eye is gone but it’s more because RHAENYRA’S sons took it then it being taken at all. how he has to soothe his mother even if he’s the one bleeding.
it’s from criston cole bullying and tormenting rhaenyra’s sons because they are rhaenyra’s sons. It’s about them being lesser because they came from her indecency, them being worse because they came from her. her sons being lower than them because of them being a direct connection to rhaenyra and him feeling mad about not being the one she choose.
the targtower children entire world revolved around rhaenyra. it wasn’t just viserys who preferred her, everyone did! rhaenyra’s stepmother would rather fight her than love them! their mother’s sworn sword would rather mess with her children as an act of vengeance than genuinely be interested in them, their grandfather’s every political move was to stop her husband from being near power. love or hate, those children never had a chance to see rhaenyra on their own before or after Driftmark.
their father, her father, loved her more. their mother, her stepmother, hated her more than she cared for them. their grandfather, who has no connection to her, would rather deal with politics through them against her than for them. their mother’s sworn sword, who was rhaenyra’s sworn sword first, hates her more than he likes them.
these kids, again, never stood a damn chance!!
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colors-of-my-heart · 10 months
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if Richie was alive and present for the summoning
Tinky: ohohoho boy a Spankoffski, I’m going to have the whole set in my toy box!
Richie: oh fuck get behind me Pete this guy’s got the fucking prison realm
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kolumnist-art · 1 year
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I haven't posted in a while, but lately I haven't much time for drawing. So I stole my Targaryen Prince Jon from my previous fanart and dressed him up in his canon look 😅 So here is…
Jon Snow, the Bastard of Winterfell ⚔️ 998th Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch.
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Who do you ship Jon Snow with? ❤️
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arcielee · 10 months
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I had too. He is so pretty. 😭💜
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fairweathermyth · 5 months
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darija-morgan · 6 months
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I can't help but adore that there are not one, not two, but six gods of death in FR lore!
Like...
God of Death
In pretty okay grim reaper way
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God of Death
In bloody stabby stab way
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God of Death
In dominant daddy bbc way
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God of Death
In chaotic stupid bullshit way
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God of Death
In fair unbiased judge way
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God of Death
In insidious alien insect mummy way
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They warms my dark soul in an inexplicable way :3
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milieumarch · 7 months
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Mental Illness in Fantasy
Cosmere: This ex-soldier has PTSD after fighting in the war.
The Wheel of Time: This boy has PTSD after being kidnapped and shoved into a box.
Gentlemen Bastards: This man has PTSD/survivor's guilt after losing most of his friends.
The Realm of the Elderlings: What if this boat had an identity crisis?
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the-littlest-laney · 1 year
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the venn diagram of characters that i’m obsessed with and characters played by emily axford is a circle.
jet rocks
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mollypaup · 1 year
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the most important thing to remember about Chip is that he is 19
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jewishdainix · 1 year
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Thinking about the fool and nightyes. Thinking about how the fool knew vaguely about nighteye's existance in royal assassin and by the end of it he got to meet nighteyes when he and kettricken escaped. And this was this wolf this huge ass actual wolf that helped him. In the mountains when the fool took fitz in and started to take care of his wound. He also watched over nightyes and completly excepted this part of fitz. On their way to verity nightyes helped keep him warm and agreed with fitz that he was pack. He called fool "brother". And when fitz and the fool skill linked for the first time and fool reveled in that connection with fitz and he finally finally got to see everything that nighteyes was to fitz and finally properly say hello to him for a bit!!! Then years YEARS later when nighteyes died the fool couldnt reveal he also grieved him because of his and fitz's ruse but he snuck some strands of hair. And he didnt know how to comfort fitz. But he did love nighteyes and through his link to fitz he was also linked to nighteyes. When fitz was reviving the fool he was guided by nighteyes. And when fitz and the fool switched their bodies back and became whole for a moment fitz mentiomed how nighteyes said that he and the fool were ome. When the fool doubted his link to fitz the most he compared their conection to fitz and nighteyes's connection. When he left fitz a gift of memory stone he also sculpeted nighteyes into it.
Fool from the very moment he could excepted nighteyes and him being a part of the whole that is fitz, and nighteyes excepted the fool as a part of the whole that is fitz aswell.
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cthoniian · 15 days
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for the last fucking time. JACE LUKE AND JOFFERY ARENT BASTARDS OR USURPERS TO THE THRONE BC THEYRE THE SONS OF RHAENYRA AND LEGALLY CLAIMED BY LAENOR, and !!!!! by corlys & viserys!!!!!
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dirtytransmasc · 1 year
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the level of just... I don't want to be rude, but stupidity that just consumes this whole idea, I don't even know where to fucking start.
like what? what is this? some random person on the internet in the 20th century being a bastard is vastly different than 3 princes of the realm, son's of the heir, from a fantasy show/universe that can't be compared on a timeline, since its y'know, fictional and takes place in a fictional timeline, but most things point it being vaguely 12th century based. its not some fucking gotcha, like yup a lot of people nowadays are born out of wedlock, myself included, that totally nullifies any and all consequences of being a royal bastard at a time when being a bastard was literally a death sentence...
like what else should I say? this is just so nonsensical, I can't even come up with a response.
it's really tiring seeing TB fans strip the context and nuance from literally every scenario ever. like it was never really about them being bastards, it was about them being bastard prince's, that were still being pushed as legitimate heirs to not one, but two thrones, and were an active threats to multiple children (Alicent's children. Baela and Rhaena, cause if they hadn't been betrothed to Jace and Luke, which is a death sentence in its own right, would have to be taken out of the picture to secure the boy's reigns. their own legitimate siblings.), and the fact that its literal treason committed by the heir to the throne, who then did whatever it took to defend her lies, no matter who it hurt... like yes, people were mad that they were the bastard, but it was definitely influenced by all of the context surrounding it.
then there's the comments, which... jesus... these are my favs (warning, they're somehow more nonsensical):
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so first off, we have this one, which, the logic is so far out the window I don't even think any amount of logical response can touch it. bastards are, by definition "a child born to parents who are not married to each other" which doesn't describe Alicent's children at all. just because they don't meet your weird, blood purity, eugenics type bullshit standards, doesn't make them bastards, it just makes you dense.
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and then there's this one. just because it wasn't shoved down your throat so hard you can't even attempt to refute it, like it was in the show, in the books, doesn't mean it wasn't there, and doesn't mean its not true, your head just permanently takes residence in your ass. they were most definitely bastards in the books, they just showed it instead of told it, unlike the show that told you outright that they were.
I just want one day where TikTok doesn't give me a stroke, cause this damn near put me over the edge.
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kuroo-hitsuji · 9 months
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Bro i really played myself with my trans Solomon hc huh
No visual evidence to subtly include in my art. No top surgery scars no nothin. No one will know but me orz
Fool. Imbecile.
Unfortunately though i will change Nothing bc it makes sense To Me but I will still be sad about it xgmxgmxxfj
#obey me#obey me Solomon#obey me trans hc#obey me trans Solomon#headcanon rambling in the tags#at least i can draw kuroo still visibly transmasc#bc Solomon forgot to mention he knows how to teetus deletus with magic before they went and got human realm top surgery#the bastard /j#and silver lining if i ever get the chance to depict the vague offhand comments he makes about his own transition-#everyone that doesn't know my hc will get to experience them like everyone in-world would lmao#(well. Mostly everyone in-world. a couple are definitely aware like thirteen and barbatos at the absolute least. possibly asmo as well)#like#it is literally a running joke in this hc that Kuroo is constantly wondering#if the thing Solomon just said is Actually as trans as they think#or if they're just reading into it too far bc he's just. So vague and weird so often as it is--#(and kuroo does figure it out eventually but it takes A While bc he really just likes fucking with people.)#(like its 50/50 between him forgetting people don't know/forgetting he even is-- and him just deliberately fucking with them bc its funny)#alternatively i could give him Magic “scars” that glow under certain circumstances. for fun... idk I'll play around with that idea maybe#Unrelated to the topic but fun fact#(/s)#sorting tags is an absolute fucking niGhtmare on mobile oh my fucking god#i rarely use desktop tumblr but holy fuck man#i had to dig out my poor dead laptop just to make my tag rambling have Any sense of coherency#i was fighting mobile for literally half an hour. fucking hell. im going to beD i hope someone at least gets a Lil kick out of this hc rant#personal headcanon#Solomon#Kuroo
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