#basically everybody

[houseswife]

practically emanating

[another-goblin]

Great character introductions continue.

[hamletthedane]

Middle Earth map mural is complete! Definitely the coolest thing in my house right now.

…and it only took ten paint pens and three seasons of the West Wing to finish 😅

(“But what about the resale value??” my relative asked me when I started this project. Look, I do not make an ungodly mortgage payment every month just to treat my house like a rental. That’s what they invented primer and paint for :))

Before/afters under the cut:

[egophiliac]

his magic is so PINK and FLUFFY and PRETTY! I love it!

I'm ready to process the Diasomnias now, buckle up

[mmelete]

Random Lu Headcanons

Four has an unhealthy amount of socks. Fuzzy socks, themed socks, etc.

Wild bakes a lot when he’s stressed.

Twilight is actually really funny but not intentionally. He’ll add a random comment into a conversation with his thick country twang with plenty of sass and it’s HILARIOUS.

On the other hand, Sky will say the most UNHINGED thing you’ve ever heard of in the cheeriest, friendliest voice. “Did you know that swans mate for life and when their loved one dies, they usually die of grief? How tragic! ☺️☺️”

Time is a picky eater. He also might have a slight obsession with milk-based desserts (tres leches perhaps?)

Legend and Wild hum a lot when they’re relaxed/doing tedious activities like cooking or chores.

Hyrule can jump the highest (without magic abilities)

Warriors shaves even though he can’t grow a real beard to save his life. Legend makes fun of him for it even tho he can’t grow a beard either.

[cogneartive]

veryyyy loosely painted alucards

[bartex-x]

I don't feel safe saying this on twitter, but genuinely, where is all the jimmy x curly shipping I keep hearing about? Y'all talk about it like it's one of the core problems of the fandom, but I've seen maybe 6 fanarts of the ship. Most of the drawings and writing with them together just portrays the abuse in different ways and in no way advertises the idea that Jimmy and Curly were/are/should be in a romantic or sexual relationship.

Genuinely where are you finding all that?

[pealooza]

he is literally so camp

[noahschnappinfs]

I’d encourage everybody to not take everything at face value and see how easy things/words can get twisted online with everybody believing it without questioning.

Multiple ST updates accs are posting this quote when it’s mostly paraphrased in a way to make it seem more dramatic than it actually was.

What David actually said was this so they took actual words from the article and scrambled them a bit in a way that it changed the context of what was said.

so everybody, be careful and also start checking your sources.

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

[brsb4hls]

I know pretending Armand is a pathetic creep who got no game is mostly fun, but for those taking that seriously a friendly reminder that most of the tragic and horrible events in his life and unlife happened, because people where constantly obssessed with him.

Like, he's one of the hottest (and sadly also most messed up) pieces of ass in that whole book series, show some respect please.

(And unreliable narrator or not of course he fucked Lestat, Lestat's a massive slut and I mean that lovingly).

[generallyjl]

this twitter blue shit is absolutely murdering me genuinely what the fuck are you little weirdos talking about

"george washington wants you to pay $8 a month for free speech" is not the serious take you want it to be but it is sooooooo absurdly fucking funny

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

Pov: you're trying to take your situationship to the next level but he's an introvert and you're nervous

They're in public btw and somebody uploads the vid and it fucking explodes

God the internet is gonna have a field day

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[septembersung]

In real life, the traddest men I know: change diapers; do chores; are present and playful with their kids; take good care of their wives; work 50+ hours a week to provide for their families; literally never think about the 1950s.

[ernmark]

So my roommate informed me this morning that the hot water suddenly cut out in the shower.

Which left me in a predicament, because it's the Friday before Christmas, and the chances of getting the general contractors to my place to figure out what's wrong with my water heater seems like an incredibly ill-timed (and incredibly expensive) venture.

So I employ my (2) millennial skills.

I find the fuse in the fuse box that I think goes to the water heater, I turn it off, and I turn it back on again (actually I turn off all the fuses to that part of the house and kind of hope that the water heater is among them)

I crawl up to where there's a bunch of instructions on the side of the heater and I try to make sense of them. And I find a term that I only actually know from one place.

See, there's an episode of Rugrats back when I was a kid that begins with Stu Pickles taking a shower and suddenly shrieking to his wife that "the pilot light's gone out!" because the water suddenly went cold.

Hey, it's worth a try.

So, based on the insight gained from a TV show I watched as a child, I read the fucking instructions, and I follow them to the letter.

With a water heater as old as mine, it seems unlikely that I can do anything that either wasn't about to happen already or that the contractors can't fix (or can't pry out of the cinderblock) after I fuck it up. (That hearkens back to Millennial Skill 2.5: the ability to keep calm and take nihilistic comfort in the fact that if I die in a freak water heater explosion, then I am absolved of all debt and may finally rest in an afterlife beyond the confines of this capitalistic hellscape.)

I look in the little window in the heater (did you know they have a little window in them???) and see a little blue flame, so I'm guessing that did it.

By the end of which, nothing exploded and I have hot water again.

[commsroom]

honestly one of the funniest and most charming things about eiffel is how normal his opinions are. his big star wars rants are "han shot first" and how much he hates the prequels + digital remasters. most of his favorite movies and bands are exactly what you'd expect for his demographic. he's a "controversial opinion: pineapple goes on pizza" dating app guy and he takes that seriously. you could set him loose in any store full of nostalgia bait guy memorabilia - a real old-playboy-magazines-and-license-plates type of place - and he'd lose his mind.