#based on another post

[zeraplus309]

*Keith gets shot and is barely awake, and the other paladins are waiting for Coran*

Shiro: Keith can you hear me?

Keith: ...what

Lance: Are we even sure he's awake?

Lance: Hey man do you know who I am?

Keith: ...a bitch

Pidge: yup he's awake

[ponyatomics]

Mayor Mare

I saw @theanonymousclown redraw her and wanted to give it a go as well. It's such a fun design.

[hazardperceptiontest]

hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the angel you sent into hell had, um, dealt with th-the machine. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the angel is still in hell, y-yes he found the machine. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the angel and the machine are, um, they're-

[jeongiejellie]

"You're uncle Barney was like the ultimate rizzler, right kids!"

-ted mosby, 2030, speaking to his gen alpha kids

[very-sleepy-bees]

Dick from a communist tgirl who calls it a mosin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[nickelkeep]

I need a story where a 'Wizard' has a one-night stand with a regular person, then several weeks later, when they're hitting on another person in the local tavern, the other person comes back and slings a fire bolt while screaming, "Wizard? You're no Wizard! If you're a Wizard, how come I can throw fire at your head, you lying sack of shit!"

It turns out that the Wizard is a Wizard, but they caught the Sorcerer STD from someone else and has accidentally dual-classed. Together, with the person they passed the STD to (let's say they're a Cleric for the humor), they go to find the Sorcerer who screwed them both over (Pun totally intended.) and get their revenge.

Someone write this so I don't have to. Cause I know I'll have to.

[fail-eacan]

@magical-girl-coral here goes

Antisemitism is bad and hating Jews is not a valid form of self-expression. Holocaust denial is harmful and comparing Israel to Nazi Germany as a guilt tactic to weaponise Jewish trauma against Jews is actually not a cool thing to do. Attacking and vandalising synagogues and temples isn’t rebelling against the man, it’s antisemitic terrorism. Hamas is bad.

[zinsaniart]

Doggust: Day 10

I saw this post and had to draw him. Scrungly doggo. Will probably end up going back to add the toy at some point, but couldn't do that too in 15 minutes.

[transingthoseformers]

With the werewolf type shape-shifting it possible the ability only works under the full moon because Unicron is earth and that could play a part in it

Oooo? Maybe maybe!

[bpgpfesyi]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

Hey babe we’ve been dating for a while now. I think it’s time to show you the half-starved psychic sleepwalking murderer I keep in a box and have hypnotized to do my bidding

[blubary]

Just a little thing based on @dennisseyebrows post about Ashley and Mike and how they should have a big brother/little sister relationship after what happened

Enjoy <3

[paintmelikeoneofyourfrenchpoodle]

hehe imagine a dick shaped hot chocolate bomb

[liskade]

You meet God, and she's an opossum.

"Why?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I found god in a hopeless place

[voidoffline]

!This is a drawing! Not a screenshot!

This is nineteen hours of work. (Not the build I based this off of- it only took me like a few minutes to build it XD)

(This is the next build of mine that I will draw)

[maoist-mizer]

everybody masc till they spawn in a cherry blossom grove biome