#based on another post

[nightwingsgypsyrep]

So I saw a tumblr post which got hijacked into a TikTok about the batboys attending a con (the TikTok account cut off the @ so if anyone knows OP please tag them! EDIT: I found OP! It’s @5catsinnatrenchcoat - thank you for your service).

The post suggested that Dick would wear the Discowing suit (he 100% would), Jason would steal the Batsuit, Tim would lose a lookalike contest, and Dami would wear a tiny Nightwing suit.

However, this got me thinking, because if this shit was going down in Gotham, a Rogue would 100% show up, and lead to a number of outcomes. Including:

The Joker turns up, but absolutely no one takes him seriously. Everyone thinks he’s just a guy in a costume in very bad taste.

The Rogues learn from Joker’s mistake, and so do the Bats. As such, it becomes standard procedure for someone to be at the con, undercover. This results in that one time that Tim, sleep deprived and dressed as Spoiler, had to fight Scarecrow and on instinct went to grab his bo, only to realise it was some random cosplayer’s and made of kitchen roll tubes.

Another year, for whatever reason, none of the family is available (Dick was injured, Jason and Tim were with their teams, Cass is abroad, Steph is with her mum, Duke had a civilian commitment, Damian is too young to attend as a civilian alone) which meant that Bruce was stuck having to attend. There are two options for this: he either grabs the first costume he sees which is not his suit, and spends the entire day dressed in the Discowing suit Dick had left out, OR he wears the cheapest Spirit Halloween Batman costume available, and is ultimately unmasked during a fight, but of course nobody’s going to take it seriously that Brucie fucking Wayne is Batman, and especially that he’d get the (cheap polyester) cowl pulled off by Condiment King of all people, so people presume it’s a publicity stunt (although #dothebuttsmatch does trend all day). Thankfully, Babs is there, and by the time Bruce logs onto the Batcomputer that night, a photo of the event has already been made the background.

[zeraplus309]

*Keith gets shot and is barely awake, and the other paladins are waiting for Coran*

Shiro: Keith can you hear me?

Keith: ...what

Lance: Are we even sure he's awake?

Lance: Hey man do you know who I am?

Keith: ...a bitch

Pidge: yup he's awake

[ponyatomics]

Mayor Mare

I saw @theanonymousclown redraw her and wanted to give it a go as well. It's such a fun design.

[hazardperceptiontest]

hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the angel you sent into hell had, um, dealt with th-the machine. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the angel is still in hell, y-yes he found the machine. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the angel and the machine are, um, they're-

[very-sleepy-bees]

Dick from a communist tgirl who calls it a mosin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[nickelkeep]

I need a story where a 'Wizard' has a one-night stand with a regular person, then several weeks later, when they're hitting on another person in the local tavern, the other person comes back and slings a fire bolt while screaming, "Wizard? You're no Wizard! If you're a Wizard, how come I can throw fire at your head, you lying sack of shit!"

It turns out that the Wizard is a Wizard, but they caught the Sorcerer STD from someone else and has accidentally dual-classed. Together, with the person they passed the STD to (let's say they're a Cleric for the humor), they go to find the Sorcerer who screwed them both over (Pun totally intended.) and get their revenge.

Someone write this so I don't have to. Cause I know I'll have to.

[fail-eacan]

@magical-girl-coral here goes

Antisemitism is bad and hating Jews is not a valid form of self-expression. Holocaust denial is harmful and comparing Israel to Nazi Germany as a guilt tactic to weaponise Jewish trauma against Jews is actually not a cool thing to do. Attacking and vandalising synagogues and temples isn’t rebelling against the man, it’s antisemitic terrorism. Hamas is bad.

[zinsaniart]

Doggust: Day 10

I saw this post and had to draw him. Scrungly doggo. Will probably end up going back to add the toy at some point, but couldn't do that too in 15 minutes.

[bpgpfesyi]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

Hey babe we’ve been dating for a while now. I think it’s time to show you the half-starved psychic sleepwalking murderer I keep in a box and have hypnotized to do my bidding

[blubary]

Just a little thing based on @dennisseyebrows post about Ashley and Mike and how they should have a big brother/little sister relationship after what happened

Enjoy <3

[paintmelikeoneofyourfrenchpoodle]

hehe imagine a dick shaped hot chocolate bomb

[liskade]

You meet God, and she's an opossum.

"Why?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I found god in a hopeless place

[imdacreature]

My transformation into a bitter angry old woman is going swimmingly.

Bitter: 78% Done.

Angry: 100% Done.

Old: ???% Done.

Woman: 1% Done.

[voidoffline]

!This is a drawing! Not a screenshot!

This is nineteen hours of work. (Not the build I based this off of- it only took me like a few minutes to build it XD)

(This is the next build of mine that I will draw)

[4mumbo]

love these two... redscape silliesss