#bartylus murder husbands

[crimsonlovebartylus]

murder husbands. murder boyfriends. murder soulmates. them them them them UGWJSMSLSLSLS bringing my bartylus scream agenda.

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[wondereden]

Masterlist

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Currently wip:

Pick you poison ⭑ Jegulus

R: Explicit | age gap ⭑ brother's best friend ⭑ childhood crush ⭑ pwp

Finished fics:

Real people ⭑ Jegulus | Rosekiller

R: Mature | Bartylus best friends to lovers to strangers ⭑ longfic ⭑ angst w/ happy ending

41/41 ⭑ 626k

Bound by fate ⭑ extra Rosekiller

Love in hurricane (Playing a dangerous game) ⭑ Rosekiller

R: Explicit | best friends to lovers ⭑ fwb ⭑ crazy and jealous rosekiller ⭑ pwp

15/15 ⭑ 196K

Haunt your dreams ⭑ Rosekiller

R: Explicit | incubus barty ⭑ dream sex ⭑ pwp

1/1 ⭑ 18K

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Cemetery gates ⭑ Jegulus

R: Explicit | vampires au ⭑ cemetery sex ⭑ pwp

1/1 ⭑ 5k

Obsessed ⭑ Rosekiller

R: Explicit | stalking ⭑ obsessive behavior ⭑ murder husbands ⭑ pwp

2/2 ⭑ 40K

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Bloodhail ⭑ Rosekiller

R: Explicit | vampire au ⭑ blood-drinking ⭑ vampire serial killer barty ⭑ murder ⭑ pwp

2/2 ⭑ 62K

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[deathnguts]

I agree with you but I also see Tiffany and Chucky as Bartylue variants. Who do you see in the scary movie franchise as Bartylus, besides Billy and Stu!

I’m gonna be so real and honest with you, the Tiffany and Chucky post was originally Bartylus but then I was like ‘no, no one’s gonna see it and they’re all gonna say rosekiller 😔’ so you definitely get it like no else anon

As for other other couple besides Billy and Stu (because I will fight until I die that that’s Bartylus and not just rosekiller, Barty is too Stu coded for it not to be), I don’t really watch anything but horror movies so I could definitely name a few! (Though I watch a lot of cheesy slashers that don’t really have a lot of characters so this is really just a fight to remember anything I’ve seen that has romance in it lmao)

Number one, and kind of not related to brief but still important to me, I can definitely see Barty as Harry Warden from My Bloody Valentine (the og or the remake honestly, the only time both were good) ((also an underrated fave of mine <3)) With how (spoilers) the killer actually isn’t Harry and is just one of the mc’s who got like a Harry Warden DID alter and started killing people and then forgot he did and was just as panicked as everyone else is very him post imperio to me. ‘Harry’ doesn’t really have a love interest in the movie, but the mc pretending to be him is in a love triangle with the final girl and another guy so you could view that as like the Bartylus vs Jegulus thing everyone enjoys so much (but Bartylus sadly loses at the end if you view it that way because they do not kiss 😔😔)

And for an actual couple I have to bring up the older couple from Dolls as an even more niche pick. That movie’s about a little girl and her family who hates her and a few other people staying at an old couple’s house for the night because of a storm and their house is filled with hundreds of dolls that are (surprise) alive and start killing people but they spare the little girl and this other guy that was helping her because of like the power of your inner child or whatever and the older couple are pretty much all the dolls’ parents and the movie ends with the little girl genuinely loving the dolls and the couple a lot and wanting to see them again soon and the couple smiles at her and tells her she’s always welcome and like fucking tell me that isn’t Bartylus when they’re older cmon now!!

Ugh and then I couldn’t just not mention Eyes Without A Face, because oml Christianne is beyond regulus coded. Her father is a surgeon who gets her into a car accident that ruins her face so he kidnaps girls to surgically remove their faces and try to give her a new one but he had to frame her death for it so they could get away with the murders and stuff, but she has no hope at all that the surgeries will work and says multiple times she’s terrified of herself and just wants to die. Also she has a fiancé that thinks she’s dead that she calls to just hear his voice because if she spoke over the line he’d know she was alive, so she literally just stays silent on the line until he hangs up. Until one day she whispers his name literally once and he recognizes her immediately and goes to the police proclaiming she’s alive and TELL ME THATS NOT THEM BECAUSE IF YOU DO YOURE LYING.

And this one’s not a movie but the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde Gothic Horror Musical is one of my favorite musicals ever and I would be willing ti argue that Barty could be seen as both Jekyll (brilliant scientist that’s seen as a delusional, sinful visionary) and Hyde (genuinely off putting and creepy man who lives for only what he desires and doesn’t know shame but does know vindication) AND I could further argue that Regulus could be seen as both Emma (Jekyll’s fiancé who’s father is the judge that ruled his research inhumane and didn’t allow him a human test subject for it, which she she feels awful about since she knows how much it matter to her soon to be husband, also there’s a whole song about the town’s opinion on their marriage and pretty much everyone agrees that Emma marrying a doctor like Jekyll rather than an heir is naive and shameful on her part, probably how the pureblood society would view Bartylus tbh) and Lucy (the hooker that Hyde is attracted to and seeks out almost immediately upon gaining control of the body he shares with Hyde, she has a whole song about how she views men as a past time and pretty much a snack to hold her over in life and that feels akin to how regulus views people to me) so I think it’s perfect because like two halves that aren’t supposed to match, yet both halves love each other?? Just say you’re meant to be and just say you’re Bartylus at that point.

And while we’re on the subject of horror but not movies because I got off track, let’s stay off track and let me bring up Victor Frankenstein and Robert Walton. I’m convinced they’re the og toxic yaoi. And they’re Bartylus because: do I have to explain how regulus is Frankenstein? (They’re frail Victorian boys with practically delusional ideals for the work that they’ve admired their whole lives and then threw themselves into only ti discover they were misinformed and then send themselves into their own demise trying to prove their original ideals through an impossible mission, also they’re dramatically tortured poets who are gay as hell) and then Barty as Walton, I will defend to you now. Walton is a an explorer, he’s a free spirit who wants to find something new and above that he just wants to be out there searching. He’s implied to be wealthy yet doesn’t have a family besides his sister which is strange for the time, meaning he actively chose a different life style that most higher class people look down upon. Tell me that’s not Barty in that setting. And then you bring in when Walton meets Frankenstein and he practically falls in love at first sight? He’s tending to this complete stranger just to hear him speak, then gushes to his sister about how he’s tragically beautiful and he speaks so eloquently and he wishes he could just soothe all his problems and take that suffering from him but in the end there’s nothing he can do and Frankenstein dies cold no matter how hard Walton tried to warm him (just like canon compliant Bartylus with their school years and then regulus dying at seventeen)

And speaking of Barty paralleling sailors, let’s talk Sweeney Todd. Saying Mrs. Lovette and Todd are Bartylus is wrong because Todd doesn’t loved her back and unrequited bartylus is tired. Yknow what isn’t tired? Fairytale, angst with a happy ending, sweet, non toxic Bartylus! And yknow which couple has that? Joanna and Anthony! Joanna as regulus (the locked away beauty with a ghostly aura of tragedy practically bred into their flesh) and Anthony as Barty (another sailor who takes one look at their soulmate and their breath is taken away, only Anthony succeeds in saving Joanna and they make it out alive this time.)

And I can only fit one more picture so let’s come out of left field and throw in a horror game. Resident Evil: Village, you love to see it in the year 2024. Karl Heisenberg and Donna Beneviento are my favorite characters from the game because Donna’s mechanics are the best and Karl’s voice actor is awesome but here’s why they’re Bartylus (also I should mention that I don’t subscribe to idea that they’re siblings obviously, they were just kidnapped by the same cult which is not the same thing like some people seem to think??) so Regulus is Donna because come on, creepy doll maker in the hills/woods that wears all black and shrouds their face behind a veil and has extreme,h concerning experimental horrors in the basement of their creepy cottage? That’s literally him, what are you talking about. And then Karl as Barty makes sense to me because they’re both vulgar and brash, but incredibly intelligent and forward thinking in their schemes and also a core part of both their characters is disobeying their father/‘mother.’ And as for why they’re Bartylus since they don’t even talk in canon, I ship Donna and Karl anyway and their fics on ao3 read very bartylus to me.

And yeah that’s it because I’m out of photos. Thank you so much for this ask, it was really thoughtful and cool to explore! I hope your satisfied with the outcome of your question lol

[limetimo]

Ceremonious Nerves by tenrousei_kuroi psychological horror, Harry just arrived to Grimmauld Place and is finding out just how messed up his godfather is... and it's not just baout Azkaban

Confusions and Complications by whos_creativity third year. boggart lesson. On Harry's turn the boggart turns into a soaking wet bleeding boy... who is no-one else than Remus' old friend, Regulus Black!

old men and their pajamas by rsbarelle Fleamont and REgulus have the same pyjamas.

constant vigilance by maladaptivewriting jegulus smut, noncon roleplay

Regulus's (very professional) Guide to Forming a Family - a series -a feshly free (but still deeply traumatised) trans regulus starts working at a cafe, is befriended against his will by Remus, bumps into his estranged brother, meets said brother's friends, starts dating James, and overall finds himself with more family than he ever thought he'd have or need.

and though i burn, how could i fall? by theicarusconstellation icarus Regulus and Apollo James

lost and found by rxgulus James adopts a stray cat, doesn't know the stray cat is regulus actually

The Marshmallow Test by Scorpsblack CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE BABY REGULUS AND BIG BRO SIRIUS DOING TEH MARSHMALLOW TEST IM DEAD

is this the end of all the endings? (his broken bones are mending) by rsbarelle sirius is raising regulus, also bartylus ♥

Gathering Home by Quietlemonhush Sirius is rasiing both Regulus and Harry, and Remus is the kindergarden teacher

Black's Anatomy by Scorpsblack sirius is a doctor and also raising regulus, who is 3 and has a brain tumor. Thankfully the hospital is full of friends! Regulus and Barty traumatise the entire play room.

Little Lion by TracingPatterns undersage incest also James/Regulus/Sirius

we're not worried, we're just having fun by grimjobs remus is a virgin and regulus is a slut, james has a brilliant idea.

How we all fall by georgia_sk harry is trying to get draco to date him and is very dramatic about it, much to jegulus' amusement.

Naughty, Knotty, Naughty by Anonymous Regulus/Harry/Sirius animagus smut

i can go anywhere i want (just not home) by rsbarelle regulus is Not having a good time and decides to follow in Sirius' footsteps and run away to the Potters.

the love of a brother by rxgulus - regulus is tasked with writing an essay about the people who raised him. backgroud estabilished jegulus

alcohol free by rxgulus when james gets drunk he starts waxing poetics about his husband to whoever is nearest; this time it's Regulus' coworkers Lily and friends.

the soldier by woobyo soon after Regulus' death, Sirius finds himself being 11 again. This time around he's not going to let nobody get n the way of their happily ever afters. (Even if it takes a liberal amount of murder.)

Mortal Once More by SheOfTheBookAndSong reg takes snape's place in narattive

Eighty-Twenty by FrankieQuinn13 back at school, james dumped severus because the boy didn't fit his idea of two children and a picket fence. He marries Lily instead and... it's fine, the marriage is fine. It feels a little less fine when they find out Severus is dating Sirius... and it's pretty serious

anti-hero by rweoutofthewoods regulus dies... or does he? :D past and endgame jegulus, lily lives. good writing!

Meet on Telegraph Avenue by ani_wahstan Regulus gets kicked out and goes to love with his brother and his sexy, slutty best friend.

Toujours-effin-pur, baby! by kwiewi Bartylus cruisin' and vibin' and lovin' on the roads of USA

make me stay by vick Regulus can't believe he's got crush on his brother's best riend. humiliating. pathetic. jegulily

Slipping through the mirror's cracks by Careless_Mirel walburga stuffed sickly regulus' soul in his healthy out-of-wedlock sister's body and it's overall a mess but Regulus and i forgot her name right now are going to figure it out

best friend behaviour by Anonymous barty/evan/regulus smut

Fuck The Monarchy! (Literally) by Bartemius_Crouch sirius and regulus are princes. what the title says, by james (and remus)

you're too sweet for me by fullonbicrisis regulus does sex work on the phone on side. his newest customer james is so sweet! there's no way things could get crazy!

though I try to resist, I still want it all by deanconti sirius/regulus/remus/james smut, sweet

Sirius rides his brother's Tickle Me Elmo by thebestmaraudersslythetinskittlefaneva_8 sirius does some self-discovery

A potion a day from The Black Apothecary by ani_wahstan james is looking for a long term solution to his anxiety, falls in love with a handsome potioneer along the way. sweet

Begin Again by slutforJamesPotter98 regulus dies, time travels, jegulus ensues

all I see is you by morgana_moonlight regulus wants his ears pierced, somehow he gets a date with james out of the whole mess?

god bless america by rweoutofthewoods sirius left. regulus stayed. knocked up a girl. called remus for help. and things stay the same in the sleepy rualr american town. will things change now that sirius and james are back in town? (beautifully written, the atmosphere is somehting else)

How to Raise the Chosen One series, past Jegulily, Regulus raises Harry, Dumbledore's a blackmailing DICK

More than Magic by Hometown_Nerd ♥♥♥♥♥ squibified Reg kidnaps harry, ect ect love it

Best Part of Waking Up by starling011, TemieTem remus/sirius/regulus smut with a surprising amount of plot-oriented chapters.

Curse Breaker (or how to find answers) by vianexa regulus is trying to break a curse, james helps, you can connect the dots

pearl necklace by indecest for PsychiatristGirl orion/regulus incest

A Man On The Horizon by vianexa cowboys!!! after regulus kills a man he can no longer stay in his hometown. in search of his brother he finds James ♥ and a new home ♥♥♥

A star for a summer's day by her_smile_forges_galaxies bartylus fake dates to get james and evan's attention

Drifting by indiantaylor regulus dies and goes back to 13. jegulus

Baby Black by miss_little_kitten regulus is accidentally de-aged and given to sirius to care for

Porn Delivery Service what it says on the tin ft james sirius regulus barty evan uuum remus too i think in various pairings/groups

Faith in Fear | A Regulus Black Story by chilloutkid regulus survives cave, v good

i will touch you with my mind by jaywalkers kinky jegulus

evocatio by justwhatialwayswanted regulus fake-dates evan into real dating

the tips of your teeth (fit perfect in me) by damagecontrol demon regulus priest james fuck nasty

Past Zero Hour by anonymsly ♥♥♥♥♥ :D:D:D:D:D

[wingsmadeforflying]

Based on @kwiwrites post of ship tiers

Wolfstar- 10/10 OG, forever comfort, will never get rid of or leave.

Jegulus- 10/10 Newest obsession, I love them. Keep switching between this and Wolfstar for fics and art

Jegulily- 9.5/10 It's growing on me. Two stupid idiots x one super smart powerful witch

Dorlene- 9/10 They are so cute. Absolutely adorable, I haven't read enough of them, I need to read more

Wolfstarbucks- 8/10 It makes sense- James and Sirius are too close, in some universes that overlaps and joins in with Wolfstar. Also funny thoughts of Peter finding out and hating his life

Rosekiller- 8/10 Love them! Balance each other, there for each other when the other needs it. Bickering husbands 100%.

Pandalily- 7/10 They look cute together! Insane x insanely smart. I haven't seen them enough to form a real opinion, but they've been cute when I've seen them!

Bartylus- 7/10 Valid. I personally don't, but Oooo do I get it. Murder Husbands.

Marilily- 7/10 I've seen them a bit, mostly in older fics, and I think they're cute! Friends to lovers babies.

Jily- 7/10 They're still cute. I don't mind fics where they're together, but I'd much rather Jeggie (obviously-).

Moonwater- 5/10 Much prefer the platonic version of this. Platonic is 9/10, I love their dynamic. It can range from Remus helping Reggie by being nice and building him up, and/or they do friend bickering and throw insults at each other.

Prongsfoot- 5/10 I understand but also no- In my mind, yes they're super close and I wouldn't be surprised if it developed like that, however I'm too attached to them being more like brothers. Also too attached to Wolfstar but-

Regulily- 5/10 Mmmm idk if these two would end up together or how…their dynamic would work. Lily could soften him, but also idk if Lily would want to spend all her time chasing after and trying to tame Reggie. James would because he's obsessive, Lily might not because she can think- And would give Reggie space.

Nobleflower- ? I haven't seen enough of them, but I enjoy seeing fanart of them! They look pretty and regal together.

Regulus/Evan- ? I haven't seen anyythingg from this in all honesty- I don't see it, tbh.

[otrtbs]

Hi Nat! I so agree with the anon begging you for the bartylus fic!!! Honestly I wasn’t really a big bartylus fan but after spending some time on your tumblr I was like….okay I see it. I love it. I need it. And I’m ALWAYS on board for “be gay to crime” (especially if they’re murder husbands) so this is me telling you that I’m madly in love with your ideas and that you’ve corrupted me and made me a bartylus girly (which I’m immensely grateful for) hope you’re having a lovely day!!!<33💞🥰

Hi!!

this actually makes me so happy!! hahaha 😈😈 i am so so happy to spread the bartylus brainrot/agenda any day !!!! ahhhh!!! thank you so much <33 i hope you're having a wonderful day yourself!! and welcome to bartylus nation!! 😎😈❗️😋

[dear-evanrosier]

CAS IS ENCOURAGING MY NOT VERY GOOD THOUGHTS SO QKDKAK

tw- blood, kinda gore, murder, mentions of torture, bones being purposefully broken

"How fucking pathetic are you, begging for life." He laughed, cruel and high. Merlin Regulus loved that laugh.

The man's bones crunched underneath Barty's boot, and he took a sick satisfaction at his whimpering, trying desperately to shove him off his hand.

"Babe, look at him. So fucking pathetic. Do you think Evan begged like that when he was tied up, tortured and killed?" He bent down, gripping a fistful of the man's dark hair and yanking up, a sharp blade suddenly pressed against his neck. He wheezed as the knife was pressed against him, droplets of blood forming.

"Tell me," Barty seemed to tighten his grip, the man letting out a strangled yelp. "Did Evan beg? Did Evan beg as you cut him apart, and choked him, and fucking destroyed him?"

"N-no." He croaked, and Barty chuckled, digging the knife straight into his neck and out. He let out a gurgling scream, body going limp as Barty finally let go of him and moved his weight.

"Thank you, Mulciber. I always knew you were a fucking coward."

He retreated towards Regulus, gesturing the wand held firmly at his side to the dying man in front of them.

"Go on, love. Blow his fuckinv brains out."

[stonedregulus]

i am interested in listening to what no. 5 and/or no. 25 is like veryyyyy interested

5. lyall/monty

Lyall is on a mission tracking down an erkling that killed three children. He follows it deep into a magical forest that cannot be apparated in to or out of. As he’s attempting to take down the beast, he runs into Monty, who is in the forest collecting haliwinkles for his job as a potioneer. Old enemies from their days at Hogwarts now have to rely on each other to make it out of the forest alive.

25. wolfstarbucks prof dads

(trans!remus, trans!sirius, background bartylus w/ trans!barty)

Fifteen years after Sirius gave birth to Harry and twelve years after Remus gave birth to Teddy, the Potters decide they want another child. Everyone at Hogwarts is excited when they find out Sirius is having a baby, but what happens when it turns out James got both of his husbands pregnant by accident? (AKA: Remus is gonna fucking murder James bloody Potter.)

[crimsonlovebartylus]

I have so many WIPs that I don't even know which one to write - but it always circle back to the scream au one.. 😀

[crimsonlovebartylus]

barty is obsessed with regulus but regulus is obsessed with barty - like look at my boyfriend, and i'll kill you. talk about him, and i'll kill you. touch him, and i'll kill you. basically regulus would kill anyone for barty and of course, barty loves it because he's the same way if not worst.

[crimsonlovebartylus]

if barty was ghost face his first victim would be james, because who does james think trying to flirt with his boyfriend even if it was a way for regulus to distract him so than barty could stab him.

[crimsonlovebartylus]

currently thinking about murder husbands barty crouch jr and regulus black, but with a scream plot twist - they decided that they are tired of how boring their little town is and the people living here, so it would be fun to dress up and inflict terror by killing people on Halloween night and everytime they complete a murder, they have sex on the blood. 🫶🏼🥹

[crimsonlovebartylus]

Bartylus soulmates. Bartylus endgame. Bartylus murder husbands. Bartylus Canon (idc). Bartylus married. Bartylus in every universe. Bartylus "In another life, I would have really liked just doing my laundry and taxes with you". Bartylus just make the most sense. Bartylus insane together. Bartylus. Bartylus. Bartylus.

[crimsonlovebartylus]

imagine murder husband bartylus making a plan to kill bartemius, walburga and orion AND making out cover in their blood and next to the bodies since their relationship was sinful.