#barty loves his batshit crazy boyfriend

[crimsonlovebartylus]

blood kink ~

but regulus licking the blood off barty fingers one by one after murdering one of the victims, with barty still wearing his ghost face mask.

[regregregulusblack]

My official intro post . ⋆✮ ˚ . ✩°｡⋆｡

𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘. My name is Regulus Black, and no, you are NOT allowed to call me Reg or Reggie.

A photo my friend Evan took of me without my permission. I will never forgive you, @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr !!!

I am intersex and I go by he/they pronouns. I don’t like to label myself, but at least I am not straight. I am single and not looking for anyone at all at the moment. I am also autistic and have ADHD. NOT the wild sort. The fucking-tired-bitch-stfu-sort.

My interests:

• Art

• Quidditch (I’m a seeker)

• Poetry (both reading and writing)

• Reading books

• Defence of the Dark Arts

• Analysing every single lyric in every single Taylor Swift song and crying about it

• Makeup

On this blog I will be posting quotes, poetry, art, photographs and selfies and just silly little things that I feel like sharing. If I see any posts about me, I will read them and BEWARE, I will be critical. So you might see me around :) You have been warned.

You will also probably see me having chats with my friends, @remus-lupin-offical is one of them but I’m still waiting for my other idiot friends to finish making their bloody accounts. I will add them here as soon as I can! Update: Took as them long enough, but now they’re also on Tumblr! People you will see me interacting with:

• @sirius-thesstar (Ew)

• @remus-lupin-offical (Why’d you choose my idiot brother as your boyfriend? You’re better than this.)

• @the-real-marls-mckinnon

• @xxcassiexx Dorcas Meadows, a Slytherin I have deep respect for. Say hi to Dorcas!

• @barty-not-barry (My batshit crazy friend)

• @pandora-notyetalovegood (Fellow Slytherin, say hi!)

• @lily-evans-for-ya (In a world of annoying people you are a nice person. Take it as a compliment or don’t. It’s up to you.)

• @captainjamespotter (Annoying Gryffindor)

• @stolemyheelsfromlegolas (DO NOT CALL ME REGIANO FFS) (MARY YOU HEAR ME?!)

• @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr (Another lovely Slytherin asshole, he and Barty should just shut up and kiss by the way)

• @ur-local-peter-pettigrew (Gryffindor)

• @itty-bitty-bella (Cousin)

• @therealcissyblack (Cousin who loves me :))

• @andro-black (Cousin AS WELL)

• @the-best-slytherin (Luna, a fellow Slytherin)

• @yourfavouritehufflepuffgirl (Ew Hufflepuffs) (Ooc: I love Hufflepuffs)

You will see me arguing with my brother, @sirius-thesstar. Like, a lot. Don’t mind Sirius, he’s an idiot. If we’re arguing in French, do NOT translate if you’re a scaredy cat…

Do not interact if:

• You’re Sirius and you’re mad at me

• You’re a Gryffindor (yeah that goes for you too Sirius) (Slytherin is the best Hogwarts house)

• You’re transphobic

• You’re homophobic

• You don’t like me for some other reason

• You’re a Taylor Swift hater

I love Taylor. Don’t you ever disrespect her. Her new album only further proves that she’s a true poet. Even @sirius-thesstar agrees with me on that.

Other things I love are:

• Cats (I dream of having two black cats and naming them Phoebe and Ruby)

• The sea (It’s so calming to watch, but I HATE swimming. It’s too cold. And wet. Yuck.)

• The rain

• Conan Gray (No one can take his album “Superache” from me. Don’t ever try or I’ll bite you.)

Hope I’ll see you around! (Or not. Depending on my mood)

My tags: #regregregulusreg, #thetorturedpoetofthecave, #regussy, #regulussy

Random edit: Ooc: Eh so I’m a minor and I’m a victim of actual physical and mental abuse and I’m still going through stuff, so eh, “Reggie” might be talking jokingly about abusive parents and a tough upbringing on here and stuff like that… just know that that is my fucked up coping mechanism okay, and I don’t mean any harm, and please if you’re joking around with me about abuse don’t take it too far since it might be triggering for me. Thank you.

[orchideous-nox]

Here you go, something to do < 3

❤️🧡💛💚💖💔💕📖🏳️‍🌈

Of course you gave me a lovely long list to keep my entertain, thank you < 3

❤️Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?

PANDORA!!!!! I love her so much but so many people essentially make her Luna, this whimsical slightly odd girl who floats about but I need her to be weird and uncomfortable just like her brother. I need Pandora to have odd collections of bugs that she had in those little displays and a weird bug pet like a stick insect or a cockroach that she gets out to freak people out. She says what's on her mind no matter how weird it is and her friends love her for that. She fucks about with experiments and always smells kinda off from some potion that blew up in her face before breakfast.

🧡What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

That Pandora died trying to find a way to bring Regulus back. Idk why but that theory doesn't sit right with me because she would know that's dangerous as fuck and I don't think she's do that with Luna right there, because we know Luna saw her die. I think she died doing something she thought would statistically be harmless, that the chances of it going wrong were so low that she ignored them and then it backfired.

💛What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?

Bartylus and not just because I'm a diehard Rosekiller shipper. For me, I just don't think they work. I think Barty is insanely annoying and although Regulus loves him as a friend, I think he is equally terrified of what he'd be like in bed or even to get that close to him. Regulus needs someone who isn't the same batshit crazy as most pureblood families, and Barty needs someone who is insane with him and feeds the insanity which in my opinion Regulus is too subdued to do. The things they do see eye to eye on works in their friendship but nothing more. I also think Regulus just doesn't want someone more scrawny than he is.

💚 What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

Evan, my beloved. PERSONALLY, I don't see him as being a small, petite, weak lil guy. I'm a big lover of gym rat Evan. Even in cases where I hc him as trans, that's just not how I see him. Man got cake for days, he has meaty tits, his thiiiiiighs oh my goooood. I think because I've had hate in the past where people are like "he's only a tiny frail bottom sub" my brain is instantly like "ew" when I think of him like that, but if anyone is gonna be skinny scrawny boney, it's his boyfriend.

💖What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?

Assuming this means the original canon content, okay.....I think the films sometimes went too off-canon to the point it stopped making sense. Ignoring the age thing with the marauders, we know that was mainly for Alan Rickman, I think the films didn't take certain physically characteristics into consideration and characters look entirely different in the films and then people forget the book descriptions and say that art based on canon looks nothing like them. For example, Viktor Krum. I love him but Stanislav Yanevski doesn't look anything like how he is described in the books and I think it would have been really fun to see Viktor who looks nothing like a heartthrob still become a heartthrob. I could give so many examples but If you don't know what I mean, just go look up Viktor's book description, it's so important to me.

💔 If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?

There are easy answers like characters who have little to no impact on the canon narrative such as Marlene and Dorcas, but I love them too dearly to get rid of them. I gave my answer to Alex and he told me to say it anyway so James Potter. Cool. Moving on.

💕What is an unpopular ship that you like?

Because I know you also love them so much < 3 Goldenshower (gilderoy/igor)

📖 If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?

If this was films it would be entirely different and very controversial, but books I'll have to say Chamber of Secrets. I don't vibe with it and it feels the least essential to me I guess.

🏳️‍🌈 Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

It hasn't always been common but I do see it a lot at the moment, but Petunia. That girl is so straight, straighter than Molly Weasley, straighter than Peter, straighter than a wooden metre stick.

Well....thank you for accidentally trying to get me cancelled, it's been a pleasure