#regulussy

[regregregulusblack]

we don’t need to talk about the “boring function” though

no seriously we don’t need to talk abt what that was nope we don’t

[regregregulusblack]

My official intro post . ⋆✮ ˚ . ✩°｡⋆｡

𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘. My name is Regulus Black, and no, you are NOT allowed to call me Reg or Reggie.

A photo my friend Evan took of me without my permission. I will never forgive you, @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr !!!

I am intersex and I go by he/they pronouns. I don’t like to label myself, but at least I am not straight. I am single and not looking for anyone at all at the moment. I am also autistic and have ADHD. NOT the wild sort. The fucking-tired-bitch-stfu-sort.

My interests:

• Art

• Quidditch (I’m a seeker)

• Poetry (both reading and writing)

• Reading books

• Defence of the Dark Arts

• Analysing every single lyric in every single Taylor Swift song and crying about it

• Makeup

On this blog I will be posting quotes, poetry, art, photographs and selfies and just silly little things that I feel like sharing. If I see any posts about me, I will read them and BEWARE, I will be critical. So you might see me around :) You have been warned.

You will also probably see me having chats with my friends, @remus-lupin-offical is one of them but I’m still waiting for my other idiot friends to finish making their bloody accounts. I will add them here as soon as I can! Update: Took as them long enough, but now they’re also on Tumblr! People you will see me interacting with:

• @sirius-thesstar (Ew)

• @remus-lupin-offical (Why’d you choose my idiot brother as your boyfriend? You’re better than this.)

• @the-real-marls-mckinnon

• @xxcassiexx Dorcas Meadows, a Slytherin I have deep respect for. Say hi to Dorcas!

• @barty-not-barry (My batshit crazy friend)

• @pandora-notyetalovegood (Fellow Slytherin, say hi!)

• @lily-evans-for-ya (In a world of annoying people you are a nice person. Take it as a compliment or don’t. It’s up to you.)

• @captainjamespotter (Annoying Gryffindor)

• @stolemyheelsfromlegolas (DO NOT CALL ME REGIANO FFS) (MARY YOU HEAR ME?!)

• @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr (Another lovely Slytherin asshole, he and Barty should just shut up and kiss by the way)

• @ur-local-peter-pettigrew (Gryffindor)

• @itty-bitty-bella (Cousin)

• @therealcissyblack (Cousin who loves me :))

• @andro-black (Cousin AS WELL)

• @the-best-slytherin (Luna, a fellow Slytherin)

• @yourfavouritehufflepuffgirl (Ew Hufflepuffs) (Ooc: I love Hufflepuffs)

You will see me arguing with my brother, @sirius-thesstar. Like, a lot. Don’t mind Sirius, he’s an idiot. If we’re arguing in French, do NOT translate if you’re a scaredy cat…

Do not interact if:

• You’re Sirius and you’re mad at me

• You’re a Gryffindor (yeah that goes for you too Sirius) (Slytherin is the best Hogwarts house)

• You’re transphobic

• You’re homophobic

• You don’t like me for some other reason

• You’re a Taylor Swift hater

I love Taylor. Don’t you ever disrespect her. Her new album only further proves that she’s a true poet. Even @sirius-thesstar agrees with me on that.

Other things I love are:

• Cats (I dream of having two black cats and naming them Phoebe and Ruby)

• The sea (It’s so calming to watch, but I HATE swimming. It’s too cold. And wet. Yuck.)

• The rain

• Conan Gray (No one can take his album “Superache” from me. Don’t ever try or I’ll bite you.)

Hope I’ll see you around! (Or not. Depending on my mood)

My tags: #regregregulusreg, #thetorturedpoetofthecave, #regussy, #regulussy

Random edit: Ooc: Eh so I’m a minor and I’m a victim of actual physical and mental abuse and I’m still going through stuff, so eh, “Reggie” might be talking jokingly about abusive parents and a tough upbringing on here and stuff like that… just know that that is my fucked up coping mechanism okay, and I don’t mean any harm, and please if you’re joking around with me about abuse don’t take it too far since it might be triggering for me. Thank you.

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Just did a bunch of brat themed backgrounds/banners/pics using this template, and now, here I present to you…

Marauders & Co:

Lily, Marlene, Sirius, Regulus, James:

Regulus, Dorcas, Barty: Remus, Sirius:

Regulus, Sirius: Sirius, Remus:

Lily: Regulus, Sirius:

Literally all of them: All Slytherin skittles:

Lily, Dorcas, James, Barty: Lily, Marlene, Regulus, Mary:

James, Remus: Regulus:

My thoughts while making this post + extra pics!

[regregregulusblack]

How @sirius-thesstar feels when he sings in the shower:

It’s awful every time, I tell you. Please make him stop.

[regregregulusblack]

when you say something mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw

plus i most definitely have a knife in my hand

not meant for the one insulting me btw

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Somewhere in the Hogwarts part of England, @regregregulusblack can’t breathe (he’s panicking)

[regregregulusblack]

Slay thy enemies and burn the house down: ❌

Burn thy enemies and slay the house down: ✅

[regregregulusblack]

Thank you for 111 followers, everyone.

I probably won’t live long enough to see my following hit 444. And 444 is all I really need right now.

Please- Sirius will kill me- I-

[regregregulusblack]

Er I can explain okay- I was drunk on some random potion @barty-not-barry and @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr gave me… to this day I still don’t know what the hell it was-

On a random day. 

Sirius: Hi Reggie!

Regulus walks up to Sirius and hugs them.

Regulus: I love you Sirius, you are the best sibling in the world.

Sirius: ...

James: …

Remus: …

Peter: …

Sirius: I love you too?

Regulus walks off.

Sirius: Guys I’m scared…

[waxingrunes]

Jegulussy

Regulus: What.

James: What?

Regulus: You’re doing it again.

James: What’s that?

Regulus: Staring.

[regregregulusblack]

Who wants to help me out and make my funeral as perfect as possible? @andro-black, you still have the list I made when I was a kid, right? The one where I wrote exactly what kind of flowers and decorations and food I want on my funeral. Follow that list.

Make my funeral a living Hell for people I don’t like (my parents) and a heart shattering, soul crushing memory for the people I like (not many tbh). Make sure Sirius doesn’t vandalise my coffin. Make sure Evan and Barty don’t draw penises on it, or dig up my body from the grave the night after to do questionable things to it, or something else like that.

You know what? Just dump the coffin in a lake somewhere. That way I can rest in peace. Just… do that.

This is my last wish.

[regregregulusblack]

I made a little something

@xxcassiexx @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr @barty-not-barry

[orchideous-nox]

knee deep - Rosekiller Casual fic (chapter 2)

Here we go, chapter 2 is finally up and running. Please make sure to read the author's note at the end (not the Regulussies stuff, the bit after that)

As usual, check tags although there is nothing new in this chapter that would be triggering really except all the same stuff from chapter 1, and strap in for some more Casual angst < 3

[regregregulusblack]

I don’t know what you’re on about, I want all of you to die.

@@@ 92738282 @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr @barty-not-barry @xxcassiexx @pandora-notyetalovegood I love all of you kinda <371738:9299212(%>~|]+682

James was the mum friend in a "wraps you in a soft blanket and makes you tea when you're not feeling well" way.

Sirius needed someone to love him.

Remus needed someone to accept him.

Peter needed someone to value him.

And James made sure each of them went to bed smiling.

Regulus was the mum friend in a "chasing you around the house screaming at you to not put forks in the plug sockets" way.

Evan had no regard for safety, his own or others.

Barty has no impulse control.

Pandora did dangerous experiments on a daily basis.

Dorcas would do just about anything if you paid her enough.

And Regulus was just trying to keep those fucking idiots alive.

[regregregulusblack]

Guys can someone tell @lily-evans-for-ya to stop tormenting me, she’s spent half an hour now actually trying to convince me that Muggles have flown and landed on the fucking moon MULTIPLE TIMES! Someone tell her, I can’t handle bollocks like this. It’s giving me a massive headache. SHE IS DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT IT TOO! WTF!? TELL HER TO STOPPP @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr @barty-not-barry @pandora-notyetalovegood @xxcassiexx @the-real-marls-mckinnon @stolemyheelsfromlegolas @sirius-thesstar @remus-lupin-offical @jamespottrr !!!

[teddybasmanov]

teddy!!! for your fans!!! how does it feel to get your dream regulussy video???

Firstly, @lostinanothersmemories - I officially hate you for the name thing. /j

Secondly, it feels devastating, thank you for asking. :)