#barriers to transition (I Don't Fucking Feel Like It)
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In fight or flight, Ava will always choose flight. This time, however, there was nowhere far she could go. Nowhere she could run from this conversation. Or perhaps there were. Her arms found themselves tightly folded across her chest in a physical barrier that matched the defensiveness taking over her while she held her sister’s gaze. And there it was–that sigh, that air of disappointment, that stature that she presumed the entire family held against her. That Ava couldn't amount to the success that was Elena Thompson. Elena would never be in this situation. No, never. Elena was the good one. "I don't know, maybe I expected you to understand? To empathize? Or maybe, just maybe, all I expected was for you to be my sister."
As if she'd suddenly been struck by lightening, Ava's features shifted all too quickly. Hardened. Her sister had triggered a nerve. A wound that was buried deep down that made Ava feel like a vulnerable child being reprimanded. Her voice rose instinctively, frustration seeping into her tone as her emotions took over. "You want to talk about family? About telling family everything? You've been a shell of a fucking person since you got back from New York and don't think you're fooling me by saying you're back for mom. Or for whatever the hell is going on in this god damned city. You're lying." Despite the twist of guilt that pained her stomach, her blue eyes never left her sisters. "At least I told you the truth. I told you the full story when I was never supposed to tell anyone. So don't tell me I'm the fuck up. Don't you dare tell me I messed up all over again. Don't tell me that I have to be better for a family name that's dealt with worse than I could ever do."
A sharp exhale was let out, to fill the space between them before Ava was turning. Quickly. Fight mode had now transitioned to her comfort of flight as her feet were carrying her towards the door with a passive aggressive "enjoy your massage."
Elena could only stare at her younger sister when the other spoke about her promising she wouldn’t get upset. They both knew Elena had never promised any thing of the sort, because somewhere she’d known she would be upset. Of course this was slightly hypocritical since she was keeping some plans of her own from her younger sister. But Elena justified that easily by declaring she hadn’t actually made any decisions yet. So that was different.
“You’re insane,” she murmured under her breath as soon as the other mentioned that if she asked for them to wipe the security footage where their heads would go. This entire conversation was quickly slipping out of hand and if she didn’t try to rein Ava in once more, she wouldn’t get any of her questions answered. How Ava didn’t think getting married would be a big deal was beyond her. Because this wasn’t something people just did on a whim. Okay wait, people did do it on a whim in places like Atlantic City and Vegas, but not Ava. She had to uphold that name that was attached to them. The Thompsons didn’t make drunken mistakes like that.
“I’m not going to tell her.” She said with an exasperated sigh, clearly this conversation was undoing a lot of the relaxation that Elena had felt prior to walking into this massage therapy room. “How you didn’t even bother to tell either of us before getting hitched though—I mean what were you even thinking Ava? We’re family!” And then she asked who it was and that was an answer that truly blew her away. Camila the writer. So Camila Moreno—Elena’s client. This just kept getting better and better. “Camila…my client. Wow that doesn’t make things weird at all,” she sighed as she turned around and shook her head. “I’m just…I’m not even sure what to say to you right now Ava. I thought we were close and then you go and drop this—this—bomb on me. How did you think this conversation was going to go? Hmm?”
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how to explain that i don't want to look like this badly enough to deal with all the bureaucracy and time commitment and appointments and expenses and side effects involved in maybe someday kinda sorta vaguely resembling a pale imitation of this BUT also if i happened to wake up looking like this with no effort or guesswork all at once one day then i think i would feel normal and ok for like the first time ever.
#how to explain i'd also still be my they/she butch dyke self i'd just be a girl who is a boy#barriers to transition (I Don't Fucking Feel Like It)#i took like two minutes to take stock of my body and pay attention to it and was like#1) how did all these open wounds get here. why am i oozing from literally every part of my skin and why can't i stop infecting them#2) wow. i do not like it in here at all. i also don't hate it but if forced to consciously contemplate my physical form#i'm like. mmmm. yeah not my best work. let's go pay attention to Literally Anything Else#imagine if my aversion to meditation was all just body dysphoria. like it's NOT but can you IMAGINE
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You know, if I weren't lazy I could give you an essay on how comic Wade is either closeted transfem or wants to at least medically transition even if he stays using he/him pronouns. I'd even site my sources in MLA format for you. I'd just have to find some very specific events, and it also relies on the idea that the scars are psychosomatic (which was implied in one of the Deadpool and Spiderman comics).
The only problem is on a good day I'm wishy washy about liking that (a physical representation of his poor mental health that people either ignore or out right demonize? yes please) but on most days I don't really like it as a concept.
oh goshhhhhh I am soooo here for transfem Wade!!!!
Should you ever have the spoons to deliver that essay, I for one would love to hear it.
She (or he, I think they're pretty fluid with pronouns, like Deadpool always is!) is the transfem who makes her gender identity A Big Joke for years and years and years, always laughing about 'haha what if I was a girl what if I was your girlfriend what if my pussy got wet whenever we fought what if I wore a maid dress for you what if that hahahaha wouldn't that be funny'
to the point where
everyone can kinda tell
it isn't a joke
but Wade's almost too afraid to acknowledge that it isn't? Like, she's been keeping her barriers up with comedy for so long, and especially growing up with her dad and then in the military, a BIG part of her is fucking terrified about what it means to acknowledge how she really feels about herself, let alone embrace it.
Anyway, I think one day someone (Vanessa?) would listen to Wade doing his usual bit about 'lol what if I was a girl' and would just say "You could be, you know."
Her tone is kind, gentle, and completely fucking serious.
And Wade suddenly gets
very
very
quiet.
For all of a minute.
"Yeah," he manages eventually, hoarser than ever. Flashing Vanessa a bright, cheeky grin that doesn't quite reach his (her?) eyes. "But then you'd have competition for being the hottest woman in this polycule, and we can't have that."
But maybe next time he takes Vanessa up on her offer to do his nails and make up, she catches him looking at himself wistfully in the mirror, and presses a little kiss to the side of his head.
"I'm ready for that competition whenever you are," she promises. "But you'd better bring your A-game. I'm not gonna go easy on you just because you're a newly minted girl."
Wade chokes out a laugh. She jerks away from her reflection like she's scared that she's been caught - then, tentatively, glances back again. Looking at herself, scars and high cheekbones and thin eyelashes darkened with mascara, and more scars, and all - before her nervous, sickly yellow eyes flit to Vanessa's.
Vanessa can see the want there. The yearning.
And she can see, just as clearly, the fear.
"Rain check?" asks Wade, fake-breezy. "Not that I'm not ready for you to kick my ass at the art of hot-girlhood, but you have had a lot more practice."
Vanessa finds her hand - fever-hot as ever, and just a little sweaty. She gives it a tight squeeze.
"Rain check," she agrees, not because she wants it, but because Wade needs it. Then, distracting her, because there's a fragile set to Wade's mouth, like she's letting something she so desperately wants slip between her fingers - "What colour should I paint your toenails?"
"Ooh!" Wade perks up immediately, clapping her hands in delight. "Wolverine-costume-yellow? Nonono, gunmetal grey for Cable! And Colossus. Okay, so maybe one yellow for every two grey? Hey, I'll do yours too~ We can match!"
She's adorable when she's excited. Vanessa drops another little kiss on one of the textured ridges that divides Wade's skull into continents of scar tissue. "Sounds like a perfect girls' night."
"Girls' night," Wade repeats, smile small and precious. Then, bouncing up from the chair in front of Vanessa's vanity - "Okay, game plan! I'll go put on the Golden Girls and make popcorn, you get the nail polish and the files. Sound good?"
"Sounds amazing."
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Tgirl Tummy Tuesday, One Year on Tumblr, and Ten Thousand (!!!) followers
What the fuck, y'all.
So the stars aligned, and I hit 10k followers on exactly my 365th day of this blog existing, sometimes while I was sleeping. I'd like to say I don't care about the follower count, and its stupid and vain, but..... Idk. Tumblr has been great for me, and I have to say that honestly.
I was already planning on starting HRT when I joined tumblr, so I'm not gonna say that Tumblr transed my gender or cracked my egg.
But tumblr did let me decide on, and test, my name.
Tumblr turned social transition from an insurmountable barrier in my mind, to something that I'm actively planning to do over the next few weeks to months.
Tumblr did give me the confidence and the fire to openly love myself and my body, and not feel like it was guilty, indulgent vanity. Or more accurately, make me feel like indulgent vanity wasn't necessarily a bad thing.
Maybe I don't care about 10k followers (well, something about the "neatness" of exactly 10k in exactly 1 year appeals to me), but having a community online that I can freely and regularly interact with has been incredible in so many ways, and maybe 10k is as good a time as any to say it. So thank you.
Is this sappy? Dramatic? Vain? Shallow? Terminally online? Giving a fucking award speech style post for being literally just a tumblr shitposter and having an inflated ego about it? Yeah. But fuck you, I ramble, its what I do, no YOU shut up.
Anyways. I'm just gonna slap tags here before I get dumb and all overinflated ego about it again. shush.
@glowingemberz @whalesharkcat @godless-of-the-hunt
@xenasaur @lilithtransrights
@anarqueeen @eruditegeek @sagasolejma @puzzlecatt @k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl @serotoninswitch
And so, so many others, I'm so sorry if I forgot a tag
#oh btw#I saw this possibility coming like a week ago#and slightly altered my posting habits to try to time the follower count going over 10k exactly at 1 year#eg#jiggle video on Saturday? I was worried I was coming up short#No posts on Sunday? gap was closing too fast#needed to slow it down#putty in my paws#mwhahahahaha#this is dumb LOL#trans#transgender#trans selfie#tgirl tummy tuesday#tgirl tummy#tgirl thighs#trans thighs#thighs#196#rule
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AGREE WITH YOUR PREVIOUS POST. I like mean Loop as a facade only, but we know they still care and love...
Now I have a question, what's your favorite Loop takes/headcanon
Oh my god I'm so sorry I took like two weeks to answer this one I prommy it's not bc I'm exclusively a hater or whatever. I just straight up forgot to answer Oopsie. I'm putting this under cut bc it got long enough that you all would shoot arrows at me for putting it on your dash
Anyways there's a lot of Loop Thangs I like frankly. A big one that I enjoy is when fic authors in postcanon make the transition of Loop into the party structure kind of rocky. Usually bc Loop's neuroses creating a level 12 psychic barrier between them and the party + the inherent awkwardness of meeting somebody who's apparently super close in a way (that you'll never fully understand) to one of your friends. Who let's be real I feel like half the party (coughIsabeauandMirabelle) would catch the aura of "oh they do not like us at all" from Loop. I want Loop to be happy and with their family but you just know this bitch is going to make it as difficult for themself on purpose. The Siffrin Special.
I also just generally like when they keep Loop as a star postcanon. I'm not at all a hater towards Human Loop (in fact I think it can be itself an interesting setup for a Loop fic) but I do like Loop as a star more thematically. Something about having to accept that things have changed and moving on from it regardless. Also bc Loop being dysphoric about their body scratches a very transgender projection itch in my brain Yessss little star you're stuck in a body that draws unwanted attention and which you have no control over how it looks and functions in a way that feels fundamentally wrong to you. (Pointing at canonically transgender character) Yooooo this guy is such a cool trans allegory omg
Hmm what else. This is more of a sloops thing but I always enjoy in fics when they lean into the fact it's selfcest frankly. I've become a selfcest enjoyer bc of this ship I'll never get over that act 5 dialogue abt the cautionary tale where Siffrin says he never understood the moral of the story bc the idea of having somebody just like him who understands him. Oh my gyoooooooooooooooood. I want them to melt into sludge I'm always thinking of that analogy from superflyghtheart on discord comparing Loop and Siffrin to endlings of an endangered species. 💥💥💥It's like. This is less sloopy now but I'm caught between the intersection in my head of "Loop would probably benefit from developing their own identity as a person separate from Siffrin bc they need Something they have control over" and "Loop is of the Siffrin Species and they are significantly too sentimental to let go of the shreds of what they used to have, especially after having lost all of it once already". Both of these things are yummy as fuck when ppl smarter than me explore them and they're kinda the main Story Paths for postcanon Loop anyways so I'm always winning. So like idk tldr I like it both when ppl have Loop diverge a lot as a person and when they have Loop try their best to stay as much of a Siffrin as possible!
I'm limiting myself to four paragraphs so you don't all want to hit me with hammers but I do have Loop Biology Headcanons. I've explained mythoughts on their guts before and don't feel like recounting them but whatever True #codacheetahwarriors remember my deranged rambling. ANYWAYS I kind of mentally run on the assumption of Loop's body as like. The Universe couldn't keep Loop in Siffrin's body, bc they needed Siffrin to be in it (and I guess a system situation introduces too many factors of its own? idk). The Universe operates with the goal of fulfilling wishes with the least intervention possible, so The Universe makes a body out of cheap inorganic material (star-scrap basically). Miniature star for a head fueling the body with Craft energy (I'm not going to get into my conspiracy that all Craft is the same here). Molds the star scrap into a vaguely Siffrin-shaped/sized vessel and plonks Loop's conscious into it and calls it a day. So Loop's body as a poor simulacrum of a human body is like. They're capable of breathing but they only really benefit from doing it on a psychological level. They can't eat or drink and don't have a mouth because it would require a significant level of added effort to make a digestive system, when they can just derive energy from their star. They don't have reproductive organs because they're not made from organic material anymore anyways. They don't need to sleep bc their body never gets tired but they still do it because it's not really a great idea to leave your brain on running for too long anyways.
I fucking lied I'm on paragraph five bc the block of text is annoying me. To continue that's all a preface to say I think it's super fun when Loop has body functions that are weird and unpredictable. Their little frizzles on their body are reactive to their emotions the same way their headstar is, and feel like static if you touch them. Their head has a vague boundary so their eyes have something to be rooted to but the function by which their optic nerves work is unclear to everybody including themself. They glow based on intensity of emotion and the temperature of their star changes via specific mood. Bc I think it would be fun if the battlefield in twohats when from ice cold to boiling hot frankly. Ok these are all just my headcanons (temperature one very loose though I'm not a hard subscriber to it) but they're not uniquely mine it's just examples of what I mean. One I don't have as a personal headcanon but I do enjoy is when Loop feels the same physical sensations as Siffrin bc it's funny and I like inflicting misery on the star.
I'm going to shut up now like actually . Loop for your troubles
#isat loop#isat spoilers#asks#Hi Tumblr user timephase. I'm so sorry#Aiming my crosshair at you bc you allowed me to talk about Loop#sorry if this is actually impossible to parse this is one of those days where typing legibly is hard to do. sometimes i can format things#niceys but you get rambletime from me 2day#i didn't even really get into loop takes!!! what da fuck!!!#maybe another time#once more i unleash an overly wordy textpost that doesnt make much sense onto you guys. and once more the sun sets
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ DEMONS ★ MOVIE STAR
links : masterlist revil ★ movie star event
content alert : pwp, DARK CONTENT , cnc, rough sex, blood, oral sex , pet names, biting, p in v. DEMON SEX
author's notes ★ I was supposed to do this on Thursday the 12th and post it on Friday the 13th, however, due to limited time I wasn't able to do and post anything :') I wanted to make the story a little rough, I confess, I love the theme of “what the fuck? That shit only happens in movies”, so I exaggerated and I hope I didn't spoil the story . supernatural creature and the language invented so as not to offend any God or religion!! Dirty story, if you don't like reading this category, please don't force yourself, know your limits !! It was supposed to be very small, but it ended up being big
You had meticulously cleaned the attic in preparation for the ritual. You removed all belongings, leaving only a small mirror for you to peek at what could be behind you, and opened the window to prevent the smoke from suffocating you. However, your body shivered with the gentle breeze that entered through the window, causing shivers down your spine. Your lips trembled and your body spasmed as you held the small burning leaf of the tree of the tree. Although it was green, it burned without hesitation, releasing dark smoke and a sweet fragrance that spread throughout the attic. As you noticed the flame gradually changing color, you closed your eyes and lips, adjusted your posture carefully to avoid smudging the chalk that covered the floor, and finally took a deep breath, feeling the gusts of fresh air enter your lungs.
"Ahnev éta mi rovaf rop¹", master, I beg for your arrival," you whisper, passing the tree leaf of the tree engulfed in flames between your chest, neck, and lips. The sheet slowly wilts, transitioning from black to yellow, expelling the sweet scent and the bitter smell that prevails in the room, gradually fading away.
Your body feels hollow inside, your eyes seem to tear up without reason, although such actions startle you, you continue with your ritual.
You feel hands running through your hair, a gentle caress that tugs lightly, accompanied by a cold breath in your ear. Your body jumps in surprise, but you force yourself to keep your eyes closed, your lips tremble and tears threaten to escape, yet you bite your lip and hold yourself back.
"Ednam mu sod sues sotirípse arap o otnartoc²", with a shaky voice and trembling hands, you continue the path of the sheet, passing it over your nose, eyebrows, and forehead. The ritual instructed you to pass it over your head until the spirit was with you. You pass it through your hair, hesitantly stretching your arm up to the top of your head, a little further back, sobbing as you feel the small sheet pass through a barrier and your fingers touch a face.
Your heart races, and even though you know that the existence of that being would never harm you, you cry like never before, feeling fear disrupt your breathing, making you breathe heavily through your mouth, trying to find the right rhythm for the torturous balls of oxygen to stop entering your lungs; however, nothing seems to work, blurring your vision and making your eyes even more teary.
"Shh, my dear... I won't hurt you." Your body freezes, and the hand that was in your hair rests on your face, caressing it slowly, running the nails along your cheek, gently descending down your neck and returning until the fingers rest on your cheek.
"Breathe slowly, love. If you don't, our encounter will be eternal," he laughs at you, adjusting the straps of your dress and planting a kiss on your shoulder.
You try to calm yourself, desperately trying to quiet down the frantic breaths your brain forced upon you, feeling little pats on your head and gentle strokes. He's still behind you, his gaze burning like embers, and despite the chilly touches, the warmth emanating from his body is questioning.
"I feel alone, despite the presence of the host. Speak to me. You summoned me here, and ignoring me wouldn't be a good thing to do."
Swallowing the dry lump in your throat, you take a deep breath and try to look behind you, but you see nothing but darkness.
"I'm sorry, it's still new to me. It wasn't my intention to ignore you," you murmur, placing the burnt leaf of the tree on the little table beside you. "Could you please be kind enough to reveal yourself to me? And also, please tell me how I should address you."
You close your eyes, following the ritual's rules to the letter. Your head bows down, hands open, exuding absolute trust towards the being standing before you. A warm breeze caresses your body, and at last, you open your eyes, catching a glimpse of him seated on the armchair you carefully arranged.
The sight freezes you in place, for the umpteenth time tonight. He is simply breathtaking, with fair skin and shimmering blue eyes, reflecting a blend of sadness and depth within the irises. His lips are red, and his blond hair shines brilliantly, complementing his robust physique draped in black attire, which accentuates his muscles and skin.
"Call me Leon. So... what do you seek from us?" he says, his voice captivating. You reply, bowing and crawling on your knees, clasping your hands as a gesture of respect. "Sir, I seek wealth or a lucrative occupation to secure my sustenance. I have been plagued by a streak of misfortune, where nothing seems to hold or remain stable," you sigh, making eye contact with him, adjusting your dress, and offering a charming smile. "If you could grant me stability, I would be fully satisfied, my Lord. I promise to do anything."
Intrigued and curious, Leon looks at you, smiling slightly at you. "What can you offer me that would benefit me?"
You promptly respond, "My soul, Master." He bursts into laughter, rising from the armchair and moving closer to you. Firmly holding your face, he plunges his gaze deep into your eyes.
"My dear, I do not deal with souls. They hold no value to me. You can do whatever you want with your soul. I seek something more enduring. he whispers, gradually nearing your ear. "Something enjoyable that I can relish throughout this physical existence. What can you offer us, my dear?"
A shiver runs down your spine, causing your skin to tingle. Instinctively, you pull away slightly from Leon, locking your gaze with his. You feel enchanted by those velvety blue eyes. "Something enduring... For how long?"
“Until this body perishes. As long as there is life within this vessel, our agreement shall be upheld,” he smiles at you, delicately playing with the straps of your dress. “The choice is yours; offer me something and I shall grant you everything you desire.”
“So, what do you decide? Remember, this choice will be irreversible, so be absolutely certain.”
You contemplate the vastness of his blue eyes, hesitating with your response. Throughout the pact, you have made impulsive decisions, offering only your simple soul, despite it not being what the spirits desired. However, witnessing the tide of misfortune that has engulfed you, you finally reach your verdict.
“I accept, though I have only my body to offer, I believe it can be fair.” Your heart races as your trembling hands glide across Leon's face. You feel his skin, cool and smooth beneath your fingertips, watching him slowly close his eyes as if surrendering to a profound pleasure. A shiver runs down your spine as you realize that your touch causes him to advance slowly, moving up onto your body, sliding between your legs, entrapping you.
“Somav rales o odroca, roma. Iuqa eta o otesr ed ahnim aicnetsixe.” ── ( Let's seal the contract, love. here for the rest of my existence)
He lays on top of you, slowly pulling your dress down, making you sigh with the cold touches of his fingers, which passed over your shoulders and slowly descended between your breasts, taking the fabric with it, removing it from your body each time.
“you're so beautiful” he murmurs, running his nose under your neck, gently licking the skin, feeling the vein pulsate, pumping your blood quickly.
The intensity of desire dominating every fiber of his being, making him yearn for you even more. You, completely naked, feel the cold air from the attic envelope your body. However, an overwhelming wave of heat washes over you, like mysterious flames coursing through your being. Your eyes meet Leon's, who smiles softly.
Resting your back slowly under the floor, you sigh as you feel Leon running his sharp nails slowly under your breasts, sliding down, scratching your belly until he reaches your pelvis, where his hand stops and you moan softly. He sat on the floor, grabbing the bottom of your thighs, opening you up to him. He almost moaned at the beautiful sight, your beautiful slit glistening with his essence, clit begging for his attention.
“I guess someone got excited about the idea, hmm?”
His index and middle fingers slowly separated your vaginal lips, spreading his cum across your pussy, watching her sigh and her hips roll against his hand. Leon kneels, coming face to face with her needy cunt and his tongue applies pressure to your wet clit, feeling the cum on your taste buds.
Grabbing the point of pleasure on your thin lips, he sucked skillfully, pulled your leg and brought your hips closer to his beautiful face, you didn't hesitate to clumsily grab his blonde hair and pull him closer, feeling the overwhelming pleasure manipulate your body, making your hips rub against his face, feeling the light brush of his nose.
In a brutal way, Leon pulls you and lies down on the floor, leaving you on top of his face, rubbing your pussy on his face. You move back a little, raising your hips suddenly, however, pulling your thighs tightly, making your pussy fit tightly into Leon's mouth.
“L-Leon!” you moaned shamelessly, eyes closed, mouth wide open and hands in Kennedy's hair. “yes, like that, my good girl, moan my name, don’t be shy. I want to hear all the moans you make while you ride my face . ”
Leon sucked you in an unprecedented way, hugged her leg tightly and ate you cunt desperately. Penetrating his tongue inside you, sliding between the soft, wet walls of your pussy, quickly thrusting in and out, making a mess.
Leon holds your hip bone, rubbing your cunt on your tongue as he leans in, and licks straight up your already weeping pussy.
“F-Fuck, Iー I-I... I'm going to c-um...Leon! ー you scream, feeling tears come out of your eyes and my pussy tighten around his tongue.
You cum on his face and, even though you cum, Leon doesn't stop fucking you. Sucking and nibbling on your clit, while your thighs trembled, he ignored it, just focusing on eating your luscious cunt and enjoying fucking you. He sucked you pussy, his tongue sometimes massaged your clit very quickly, sucking and spitting on her clit making your even wetter.
“Your pussy is the best thing I’ve ever eaten, baby.”
Leon turns you around and puts you on the floor, kneeling between your legs, watching your pussy spill out as he unbuckles his belt and pulls down his underwear, his cock springs deliciously out; His length was veiny, long and girthy, tip leaking with a small bead of precum.
Instantly, your legs close and rub against each other, feeling the lubrication slide down your pussy. The rough and firm hands gently separate your legs, holding both legs and placing them on his shoulder, pulling your hips closer to his cock.
Leon stuck his hard cock inside you, penetrating quickly, sliding inside your soft, wet walls, feeling the pleasure take over your body. His expression turned you on, his heavy breathing and his hoarse voice in your ear, his eyes lowered and the darkness swallowing the blue irises that set you on fire. He kissed your neck, licking the sweaty skin, avoiding biting. It would be fatal to bite you in a vital spot. Leon's cock was plunging inside you and slamming into your womb with a precision that was nothing short of bringing you to the brink of tears, fucking you hard, trying his best to ram his cock as deep as he could. to take. He lies on top of you, pressing his bare chest against your breasts, crushing them, while his mouth approaches yours, breathing heavily against your lips.
Your eyes were watering, your chest was rising and falling uncontrollably, you felt him slide into your pussy and pull out, fucking your pussy roughly, grabbing your legs tightly, stretching you and scratching your skin. You could glimpse the trickles of blood coming from your calves, you didn't care, focused on your pussy being fucked you didn't feel the burning on your skin.
“Your pussy feels so good— Damn!” he groaned, pulling away, getting on his knees, while still holding onto your legs. After seeing the flow of blood, Leon smiles at you with purple eyes, taking your injured calf and licking it then, continuing with his tongue out, showing his bloody tongue. “Apparently it's not just pussy that tastes good”
Inevitably your legs shook at his tone of voice and your hands grabbed your abdomen, digging into your shirt, scratching it in the same rhythm as his balls hit yours hard. skin, feeling your nails linger on the soft flesh of his muscles, feeling him tremble beneath your fingers.
“Leon!” you moaned desperately “p-please, I’m going to cum, stop it!, I-”
“Shit. Just take it, bae” He whispered in your ear, picking you up and pressing you against the wall next to the ritual, getting deeper and deeper, biting your shoulder and moving down your face a little more to reach your breasts where he sucked your nipples, biting, licking and sucking them, feeling the spasms of your body. Leon became more and more rough, even ignoring a scream of pleasure escaping your throat as you felt that heat in your abdomen dissipate and expand in an orgasm, tightening your legs around his hips, clawing at his back, like a desperate plea for him to keep hitting that sweet spot inside you.
You couldn't see properly due to the tears of pleasure, your eyes became increasingly heavy, but the brief view you had from the small mirror abandoned in the attic was the best; Leon's back was covered in scratches and you had marks, scratches and bites on your calves.
“F-Fuck” he grunted, pulling his dick out of your pussy, penetrating you again until he felt his base was completely inside you.
“Cum on my cock, I want to feel you” You came with a loud scream, your body shaking as Leon continued eating your wet hole, then you felt him cum, he quickly pulled out and cum on your belly, protecting it tightly , putting your face on your neck. Leon can't control himself and bites his neck hard, sending shocks through his body as thick jets come out of his dick.
“Oh! Leon” you hit his shoulder trying to get away quickly, he moves away and looks worried.
“ M’ sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you”
“And cut!” The director comes close to you with his hand on his forehead and looks at Leon. “Leon, I told you not to bite really hard, it has to be superficial, like a calf injury, remember that.”
“Sorry, I ended up getting carried away” He says regretfully, wrapping your legs even more around your waist, looking more at your neck, running his hand lightly over the area. "I'm sorry, darling."
“Okay, Lee” You smile at him, running your hands through his wet hair.
“Okay, okay. Let's go again! Get ready! Lights, cameras and action! ”
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okay making a separate post bc i don't really want to get into any drama but like.
idk. intersex is such a broad umbrella term!! there's many ways we have overlap in our experiences. all of us are impacted by intersexism. all of us are impacted by compulsory dyadism.
it's true that there are many of us who don't fit into dyadic ideas about cisness or transness. like, for example idk if i would ever call myself ftm. like i was assigned nothing at birth for about a week and then eventually assigned female at birth and then i went through a testosterone based puberty naturally and then was put on estrogen and anti-androgens and started growing a chest and then went on testosterone got top surgery and then and then and then. anyway its like i am an intersex trans man but im not female to male, im not a dyadic trans man, i don't resonate with endosex transition timelines whatever whatever whatever. but my identity as trans is important to me, whatever.
i know many intersex people who don't see themselves as either cis or trans and just identify as intersex. i know many trans intersex people who it's complicated. i know many cis intersex people who identify as cis but it's complicated. so i don't feel like i would ever say like "oh all cis intersex people experience this thing" or "all cis intersex people have this social location etc etc etc" "All cis intersex people don't experience this kind of discrimination."
but at the same time i am SO tired of seeing ppl make umbrella statements that are like "this thing applies to all trans intersex people" "this thing applies to all cis intersex people" and especially when it comes to saying that all cis intersex people don't sometimes have cis privilege in certain contexts or that cis intersex people can't be transphobic.
bc idk after studying the past 30 years of american intersex activism for my thesis one of the things that CONSISTENTLY jumps out to me is the tension between queer intersex community, and medicalized intersex community that is almost exclusively cis. like so many of the dsd organizations, throughout their past 15 years, have EXPLICTLY made comments disparaging other intersex organizations, calling them too militant, saying that they're ruining the intersex community because they ally with trans people like. all this transphobic bullshit. the dsd organizations today still use very gendered language, let radfems do fucking whatever in their organizations, advocate for surgery and so much other bullshit. like that actively harms trans intersex people especially in a situation where we have such limited resources. there are SO few resources for our specific diagnoses. like if i need medical information for my specific variation, if i need information on like, medication routines, genetic testing, complications, comorbidities, etc etc etc, i HAVE to go to a transphobic organization to get those resources. because there is literally not another diagnosis specific organization that exists! it's the only one! and it means that there are so many more barriers to me accessing the resources, community, and care that i need. because of transphobic intersex people. like. thats an example of how some cis intersex people really cling to their cisness, try to weaponize their cis privilege, and actively cause intracommunity discrimination. you know?
like. idk. i just think that we need to be realistic! in terms of intersex intracommunity things, there absolutely is a lot of transphobia! not from everyone, not saying that every intersex person is either cis or trans, with the understanding that every cis intersex persons experience is still shaped by compulsory dyadism and that shapes how we're viewed as our "real" gender or ways that society thinks we "fail" at our gender but just.
im tired! im tired.
#personal#actuallyintersex#anyway other intersex ppl can add onto this post or disagree or share ur thoughts bc#i think we all have our own perspectives and thats fine#endosex people probably stay out of this one
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I think people believe that those who likely won't vote for Biden despite opposing Trump in November are just doing so out of political purity demands are failing to internalize something really important.
People only have so many resources to spare beyond survival. And they will make reasonable assessments based on what an action demands of them versus what it will do to benefit them/improve overall quality of life whether or not to do a thing. Anything.
I've noticed this thing where people are like "voting is the LEAST you can do, it's just one thing, and it barely takes up any valued resources (e.g. time, money, energy, skill, learning/adjustment periods, etc), how can you NOT do it?"
And. Well. Maybe because that equation isn't the same for everyone?
Let me go ahead and lay out for you the process that would all have to take place BEFORE I was able to "just go vote" if that was an action I felt would be valuable.
1) identify/confirm my state's voter identification policies for the coming election to confirm that I fully understand them and that they haven't been altered since my last complete understanding of it
2) save the money (in cash) for the fees involved in attending an id appt at a state office to get the necessary documents which I may or may not have (I have moved about every other year for a long time now, and have not been able to consistently maintain useable paperwork across my residential transitions because many were across state lines)
3) schedule the state office appt for id paperwork. Keep cash fees and necessary evidentiary paperwork on hand (or add an additional set of steps to obtain/reobtain them such as when the move damaged my court paperwork for my name change). Then wait for the appt to arrive, and hope I have enough time in my day and gas in my car to keep it.
4) once I have my appropriate id, register as a regional voter and identify my nearest polling station (by the way, the ONLY available polling stations in my literal entire county are Baptist or Methodist churches. If those spaces are - for some reason, maybe I don't know being actively mid-medical transition of gender, visibly queer, and fucking Jewish - are not accessible to me well then I guess I'm shit out of luck)
5) obtain time off on election day to go vote. You might think this is easy. And maybe for you it is. But the vast majority of election voting lines I have waited in since going with my mom as a kid to waiting to place my own vote as an adult, have been at minimum of 4 hours waiting in line outside the building let alone getting thru identity confirmation with the polling station volunteers once inside. I work on Tuesdays. So taking unpaid time off for a 4+ hour errand is a big deal. And yeah, my supervisor does actively encourage us to and support us in doing it, but given how we are paid (by the completed appt hour) there is a huge financial barrier to taking a day off to vote. The owner of my practice does her best to help, including offering us our paid documentation hours if it helps, but like. That's not going to be enough for a lot of people's checkbooks, and there are not outside resources she can call on to support her in supporting us. We may make the choice to do it when we feel financially able to, but we may not always be in that position.
6) actually vote. Hey remember those 4hr lines? I'm physically disabled and mobility limited. So if I need to anticipate more than a maximum of 15min of standing or walking, I may need to consider going in my wheelchair. How many of those churches serving as polling stations in my poor, 60% black county are able to be wheelchair accessible? My state voter polling station map supposedly offers a listing of accessible polling stations! But when I click it, it actually just takes me to a webpage describing my legal right to accommodation. Did you know that the only caregiver I could have help accommodate me is my wife or a professional one? I can't (for example) have a friend take me while my wife is working or otherwise unavailable. Or, you know, if a polling station volunteer decides to get up in arms about my marriage for being queer/interracial (this has happened, yes I know it's illegal what the actual fuck do you think that means for the reality of enforcing that though???? Something being a crime doesn't stop it from happening, and being able to "hold someone accountable" won't necessarily mean getting my fucking vote back.)
7) monitor my vote for rejection and supply any necessary corrective measures to confirm my vote (I realize this may be something lots of people go a lifetime never running into, but it has and does and will happen)
8) monitor my voter registration to ensure I stay on the roles up through the next merry go round through these steps (i once had to re-register 3 times in one year without having changed addresses or documentation in any way. Just getting flat out bumped from the roles. When I did voter canvassing in 2020 I took a peek at my own name in the registry and I had a HALF DOZEN different registrations that had been done in the 4 years I'd been living in my house at the time.)
It is REALLY highly likely that none of these things, or AT MOST 1-2 of them are also your (general) concerns/priorities/needs around voting. Mine are like this through a combination of circumstances, location, chaotic lifestyle, and a general inability to stay organized. But that is nonetheless the reality of my effort ro vote every election.
Increasingly, this has simply not been worth my time and money. My vote's presence or absence simply is not impactful enough in the systems and levers of power to justify putting myself through that process and it's impact on my quality of life. My energy is more effectively used in ways that can A) not cost me financial resources I simply do not have, B) do not require me to prove who I am in order to interact with it, thus removing the burden and expense of maintaining paperwork for that purpose beyond what I already posess (passport card without any documentation of residence but with documentation of citizenship), and C) can be performed using only or mostly physical actions that are not inherently medically dangerous for me.
So that's what I've started redirecting my energy towards. There are truly so many options, and I keep myself busy with many different little pieces of that puzzle.
I could not do those things if I also tried to maintain consistent access to voting. I simply couldn't. But those things are so much more immediately impactful, not just on my quality of life, but on the QoL of the rest of my community. I value the ability to spend my resources there more than I value my ability to brute force my way through in interaction with a system that throws up increasingly harmful barriers at every step.
If that math ever changes for me, I probably will try to vote more. It's not like I think voting is bad. But I simply do not see it as more valuable for me and my community given my combination of needs, resources, and capacities.
I really need people to understand that yelling at someone and trivializing their reasons for making the choice that they are making will not increase your voter turnout. Because it means you are inherently rejecting their valid concerns as worth addressing. And yeah! A lot of people are right now specifically talking about this as if their decision is at least in part because of the concern that the Trump years and Biden years have not been different enough or have been different in ways that are harmful to them, because a lot of us made a point of saying in 2020 "damn the consequences, we'll just do it"
But then there wasn't enough change to justify how much we harmed ourselves or invited harm into our lives by doing so. Or at least there is little enough that we are asking ourselves the question of its worth. So now we must also ask "can we make that sacrific again, knowing what we know now?"
For some of us, unless interventions to lower the barrier to entry of voting or to raise the motivation to trust Biden will improve our qualities of life are employed, it is very likely that the answer may be (or may be becoming) no. We can't make the sacrifice again. It took too much and returned too little and we may LITERALLY not have enough to give this time around.
We'll see I guess.
It doesn't escape me that I'm not hearing anything about voter accessability this year. It can sometimes start to feel a little like hedging yalls bets to me, as someone on whom those barriers are deeply impactful and restrictive.
Because if you (general) can point to how we (the vote-alienated) were blocked from the polls after, you can combine that with complaints of "leftists" abstaining for "political purity/perfectionism" to justify to yourselves (general) why Biden lost without reconciling just how much of a void his campaign has in terms of what it's offering people. If they were at least returning to their roots and using the Democratic party base to establish voter support resources and access alternatives, that would probably increase turnout by an order of 10 or so entirely on its own.
But that's being left to communities themselves, despite the gamechanger that would be facilitating such programs with the resources of a multi-billion dollar national political party. Overnight, millions might suddenly see voting as a real possibility, and it's not like the party is spending that money elsewhere in the campaign either. I'm not seeing his ads very often on tv/radio, i haven't seen hardly any online, no one is calling or canvassing, and only Bernie Sanders' team still texts or emails me anything other than requests for money even tho I've been signed up to party and candidate mailing list sets for decades at this point.
I don't know how to help you understand that I was actively EMPLOYED as campaign staff for a democratic presidential primary candidate in 2020 running volunteer events, canvassing shifts, GOTV events, etc. I personally canvassed half of the district I lived in and spoke to so many voters.
Do you want to take a wild guess how many candidates reached out to my community (besides the one I was on staff with) during primary season? One. Out of that entire stage of candidates, only 2 even had campaign staff on the ground in my district. And we were a battleground district in our state. We had the power to swing the entire state. But only like 15% of the candidates gave a fuck.
That hasn't gotten better, it's gotten worse, because now the only one of those two left with any access to an on-site campaign crew is Bernie Sanders, and while he is valiently trying to wrangle it into a GOTV program, he simply cannot do that by himself, especially as alienated as he is from the rest of the dominant wing of the party.
I need people to understand that the work on the ground looks so much different than online political ontological discussion and debate. It MATTERS how you interact with these systems and community needs. We're all doing what we can. What makes sense for us to do. It is REALLY easy to sink into the feeling of "everyone is just too stupid/uninformed to see things my way, or they're voting against they're best interests for some malicious reason" but I promise you that is simply not the reality of how politics happens in communities. Yes, even when someone is 100% objectively being a bigot. People have reasons for what they do, and those reasons mattered to act on to them, even if you don't understand why. If you want to get someone's buy in to change their behavior/beliefs on something, you need to first treat their reasons as a consistent internal logic, even if that means looking past what specific words someone is using towards the underlying values or needs they reflect.
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Digimon Adventure 01x41 - The Raging Sea King! MetalSeadramon / Sea-Sick and Tired
Previously on Digimon Adventure: Piemon invited the Chosen Children to see the show he's been rehearsing. But when they weren't very impressed, he started stabbing people instead. Fucking auteurs, man. Some people can't handle a little criticism.
I would love to tell you where that leaves us, but before we can begin, the dub needs to finish the previous episode first.
We open on Piximon giving the kids' barrier bubble a hard bop again.
Piximon: You're as ready as you'll ever be! Go get 'em! (Piximon bops the bubble and sends them away) Izzy: I think that was meant to be encouraging. Kari: (flatly) He has an awful lot of confidence in us. (Piximon turns and faces the Dark Masters) Piedmon: You may have fooled those silly children with this brave act, but we know better, don't we? Piximon: What makes you think it's just an act!? (Slow pan out from the coliseum) Kari: Oh, it doesn't seem right just leaving him there-- OHH!? (bright flash) Tai: (matter of factly) Remember, he wanted it this way.
Izzy shits on Piximon's last words. Kari's like "Maybe we should go back OH GOD HE DIED." It's hilarious the way the explosion signifying his death suddenly spooks her like that during her line, and I genuinely don't know if it was meant to be. Then Tai's like "Eh, it was his call. Moving on." XD Wow, guys.
Today's episode begins with the Children at their destination. Lost in a thick fog, they can't make heads or tails of where Piccolomon's final barrier brought them to.
Taichi: Where are we? Sora: There's sand under our feet. Yamato: We could be in a desert. Koushiro: Uh, I smell salt.... Mimi: Are those waves? Jou: It's the ocean!
There's something funny about Yamato speculating that we might be in a desert while we clearly see the ocean in front of them. Dramatic irony isn't just for drama.
The fog gradually lifts, giving the kids a better view of their surroundings.
Takeru: I'm starting to see things more clearly. Hikari: The fog is disappearing.
Once the kids can see more clearly, Taichi and Yamato check on the others.
Taichi: Are you all okay? Sora: No, we aren't okay. Everyone's exhausted. Yamato: In any case, do we know where we are?
Being bounced like ping-pong balls between the Dark Masters hasn't left the children in the best of states. Poor Mimi had to watch an old friend sacrifice his life for her, and also Chuumon. This was not the victory lap that the kids, high on success and new Ultimate evolutions, were anticipating.
The dub uses the clearing of the fog as a bit of an awkward transition line. Tai speaks up to announce that it's clearing while we're still fading from Piximon's death explosion to the foggy beach in the first place.
Tai: Look, the fog is finally clearing! Joe: Great. Now we can clearly see that we're lost! Izzy: It's more productive to think of ourselves as on our way, Joe. Matt: (sarcastically) Tch, yeah. I feel better already. T.K.: All I know is that I'm getting pretty hungry! Kari: And I'm getting cold! Tai: But everybody's okay, right? Besides being hungry and cold and lost.... Sora: Don't forget frightened, tired, and upset about PIximon. Matt: Otherwise, we're fine.
They start by taking out the geographic guessing game banter and exchange it for bickering. Honestly, though, I do like the bickering here and the subsequent conversation about the group's feelings. It conveys the impression that these kids are high-strung and are psychologically hanging on by a thread right now. What happened has utterly shattered their confidence plus, as Sora points out, they're all grieving on top of it.
The kids look around to try and get their bearings. They quickly find an incredibly helpful landmark.
Koushiro: I feel like I've been here before... Ah!
As soon as Koushiro gasps, everyone whips around to see what he's looking at. Probably a good reflex for them to have developed in this place.
There, on the beach, are the destroyed remains of a series of phone booths.
Koushiro: Broken telephone booths....
Taichi, Yamato, and their Digimon all stare in wide-eyed shock, gasping. Flashback to the phone booths before they were destroyed.
Yamato: Ah! It's those telephone booths! Taichi: You're right. This is the beach on File Island where we met our Digimon for the first time and set off on our journey.
Taichi's remark is a little dry, but it's been thirty-nine episodes since we saw these phone booths. It's probably a good idea to explain the context for kids who hopped in somewhere in the middle.
In the dub:
Izzy: I have a feeling we've been here before. Wait a minute, look! (Everyone looks at the phone booths) Izzy: Those smashed-up phone booths! Sora: You don't think that they could be the same ones, do you? Tai: Of course! I can't believe it. This whole time, we thought we were making all this progress but now it looks like we've just been traveling in one big circle!
Tai, what the fuck are you talking about?
We did not "travel in one big circle" and end up here. That's not.
We did not get here by traveling. Our goal wasn't traveling in the first place. There was... A lot of plot has....
What?
I am genuinely baffled by the words that the dub team chose to put in Tai's mouth. It still captures the idea that we have returned to a place we were once at but his outrage over "traveling in a circle" and unmaking our progress is contextually bizarre.
Meanwhile, the Dark Masters have retreated to the top of Spiral Mountain, where Piemon has scouted the children's location with his giant-ass telescope.
Piemon: I've spotted the Chosen Children and their Digimon. MetalSeadramon: As the king of the seas, the coast belongs to me. The lives of the Chosen Children and their Digimon are mine to take. Now, who should I use from my Deep Savers Ankoku Gundan?
MetalSeadramon's army is called "Deep Savers Ankoku Gundan", mixing English and Japanese while directly referencing the name of the V-Pet release that he's from. Fans of mech anime might recognize that last word; gundan is the Japanese word for military armed forces.
Ankoku, meanwhile, means "darkness" - not quite "evil" as the subtitle up there suggests. Though darkness and evil are often related ideas, it's best here to not be poetic with it and leave it at darkness due to the association with MetalSeadramon's faction. Fitting that a Dark Master would have an ankoku gundan.
(From an American perspective, calling them an army also seems weird because. Like. They aren't ground troops. They'd be more like Marines over here. But different cultures have different standards for armed forces terminology.)
If you were to try to localize this for Americans, something like the "Deep Savers Dark Forces" would make sense to me. The dub has its own solution: Not mentioning that MetalSeadramon has an army at his disposal at all.
Piedmon: How small they look from here. Like ants! Strange that such little creatures could cause SO MUCH TROUBLE!!! MetalSeadramon: They won't for long! They're standing on the edge of my territory now: The sea! I'll be the one to finish these DigiDestined once and for all! Piedmon: Hmm, bold words! But you're not the first to make such a boast, MetalSeadramon! MetalSeadramon: But I will be the last! They'll be shark bait before the day is through!
...okay, now it's Piedmon's turn in the "What the fuck are you on about?" chair. He's so mad and. Like. The kids haven't fucking done anything yet. XD
Piedmon is coming at this from the angle of Rita Repulsa plotting her 87th scheme to destroy the Power Rangers but. Like. At this point, the Dark Masters have had one altercation with the Chosen Children that they handily won. Why is he so mad?
Piedmon is so mad that MetalSeadramon doesn't even get to bring up his Deep Savers Ankoku Gundan.
Why is everybody so mad? XD
While MetalSeadramon is picking out his forces, the Children try and figure out next steps.
Koushiro: Since we're back on File Island.... Yamato: Is there a meaning to it? Sora: We must have been sent to File Island for a reason, right? Taichi: But what are we supposed to do here-- Voice: HELP ME!!!
The kids look and see some poor 'mon flailing and screaming out in the ocean.
Takeru: Someone's drowning! Hikari: We have to help them! Takeru: But our Digimon are tired.... Hikari: Then we help them ourselves! Takeru: Oh!
Hikari sprints for the shoreline, ready to dive into the water and swim out there herself - with Takeru trailing behind her. Fortunately, Taichi and Yamato's Big Brother Alarms start blaring in their brains and they jump in, physically stopping their younger siblings.
Yamato: TAKERU!!! Taichi: Hikari, wait! Let's all go help them. Yamato: We can use that canoe over there.
Leaving their Digimon Partners on the shore, the eight children pile into the convenient nearby canoe. This definitely is not a trap.
In the dub, the kids are still inexplicably whining that returning to File Island again somehow means they've accomplished nothing.
Matt: So we've just gone in one big circle, huh? Makes the whole thing seem kinda pointless, doesn't it? Sora: Hold on, maybe that's it! Maybe the pointlessness of it is the whole point! Agumon: Say what? Tai: (sarcastic) Thanks for the philosophy; That's a big help. Voice: HEEEELP SAVE ME!!! Mimi: Look! Out there! Someone's drowning! Kari: Somebody's gotta do something! T.K.: They're too tired; They'll be drowned themselves. Kari: Okay, then in that case, we'll have to go! (Tai and Matt intervene) Tai: Kari! Matt: Yo, wait up, T.K. Tai: Maybe someone bigger should go. Matt: We can use that outrigger. T.K.: I'm coming too! Kari: ME TOO!!! Tai: Okay, okay. Sora: Wait up! I'm coming too! Mimi: I can help!
I want to make a "The real xyz was the friends we made along the way" joke but I genuinely do not know what the kids think they have failed to achieve by returning here.
Matt's totally casual, "Yo, wait up" made me laugh. What a weird vibe. XD
I do like that Sora and Mimi volunteer themselves to help, rather than Taichi speaking for the group that they'll all go do this.
Making the worst decision imaginable, the children set out by themselves to go help the drowning 'mon.
Voice: HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!!
As the children approach, their target starts to come into view. A single horn sticking up from the water, with an inflatable tube around it.
Mimi: ...huh? How can they be drowning when they have an inflatable tube?
Suddenly, Shellmon explodes up from the water, with the rinky-dink tube dangling from one of their shell spikes.
Shellmon: SHELLLLLLLLLMOOOOOOOOON!!! Taichi: HUH!?!? Hikari: Do you know them, Onii-chan? Taichi: We fought them once before! We can't win this! RUN FOR IT!
Gotta appreciate Shellmon screaming their name like a Pokemon in case there's any confusion about which Digimon this is. XD Togemon does this too sometimes and I am just. I'm a sucker for any time a fighter shouts their own name as a battle cry and lunges into combat.
In the dub:
Voice: HELP ME!!! HEEEELP!!! Tai & Matt: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Voice: (deep voice) Hohoho hahahaha! Mimi: Did his voice get lower or what? (Shellmon ambush) Shellmon: RAAARGH!!!
The dub puts a commercial break here, as Shellmon reveals himself. Good spot to use for that commercial cliffhanger. Then we come back to Shellmon revealing himself again.
Shellmon: RAAARGH!!! Tai: Whoa! Kari: Guys! A sea monster! Tai: You can say that again! That's Shellmon, and he's not here to play water polo! PADDLE LIKE CRAZY!!!
So, the bad is that we lose Mimi pointing out the WTF of Shellmon's inflatable tube. The dub goes out of its way to give her something else to comment on instead, leaving the tube as an unremarked upon weird visual. Sometimes it feels like they make different choices just for the sake of being different.
The good is that "Paddle like crazy!" is a fantastically flavorful way to translate "Nigero!" pronounced nee-geh-roh, the Japanese verb for fleeing from something. A+
The children paddle for shore as fast as they can, but Shellmon gives chase.
Shellmon: (chasing) LET ME DROWN YOU ALL!!! Agumon: FASTER, HUMANS!!!
The humans do not acquiesce to Shellmon's request, forcing them to swim after them.
Mimi: AHHH!!! THEY'RE CLOSING IN!!!
Shellmon gets close enough to try and bite down on the canoe, but the kids manage to paddle away too quickly for their jaw to hit its mark. Sinking under the water, Shellmon instead picks up speed and smashes through the 'iako connecting the main body of the canoe to its ama.
Shellmon: (exploding up from the water again) THERE'S NO ESCAPE!!! Agumon: We have to push down our fatigue and go save them! Pyokomon: WAIT!!! Mochimon: Let us take care of this.
Mochimon, Pyokomon, Tanemon, and Pukamon volunteer to step in so that Agumon, Gabumon, Tailmon, and Patamon can rest.
The dub, of course, cuts Shellmon directly saying he wants to drown the children.
Shellmon: There's no escaping! You're in my element now! Agumon: Come on, guys! Move it! Tai: (panicked) Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! (Shellmon closes in) Mimi: He's right on top of us! Izzy: Watch out! (Shellmon misses his bite) Mimi: Eugh, that breath. EVER HEAR OF FLOSSING!?!? Tai: (panicked) Stroke! Stroke! Hey, are you guys paddling or am I just talking to myself!? (Shellmon breaks the 'iako and re-emerges) Shellmon: RAAARGH!!! Agumon: We may be exhausted, but we can't just sit here! We've gotta help! Motimon: No! Leave it to us; You save your Digi-strength!
A lot more dialogue in the dub version of this chase, including two separate laugh lines: a Mimi Quip violently stabbed into Shellmon's face and Tai pissing himself while trying to be leaderly. Both of these are great. XD
The four Babies evolve into Tentomon, Piyomon, Palmon, and Gomamon, then throw themselves into the fight. Gomamon swims out towards Shellmon with Piyomon and Tentomon flanking him in the air. Palmon remains on the shore.
Palmon snags Shellmon with her Poison Ivy, jerking his attention away from the humans. Once he stops and focuses on the attackers, she lets go. Piyomon and Tentomon move in, strafing Shellmon from above with alternating shots of Petit Thunder and Magical Fire.
For his part, Gomamon's Marching Fishes surround the canoe. Gomamon takes the back of the canoe, swimming with his fishes and ushering the humans safely away from the battleground.
Peppered by enemy fire, Shellmon withdraws into his shell screaming for help.
Shellmon: For real, HELP ME!!!
Shellmon flees beneath the ocean waves, retreating from the fight and leaving behind the inflatable tube. A bit too overenthusiastic, Piyomon and Tentomon try to chase after him, plunging into the ocean and ending up having to use Shellmon's tube to save themselves.
The dub adds a silence-breaker to the kids' Marching Fishes escape.
Tai: Whoa! That's more like it! This is the way to travel!
Then when Shellmon has to retreat, his line is:
Shellmon: Oh, forget this!
Which isn't nearly as funny as his original line.
With Shellmon defeated, the children and their Digimon partners regroup at the beach.
Taichi: I know everyone's tired, but I do think our Digimon are definitely getting stronger! Hikari: Onii-chan, how do you know that? Taichi: When we fought Shellmon before, we could only win after Agumon evolved into Greymon.
Taichi flashes back on Agumon's first evolution.
I'd be remiss not to point out that this isn't a fair comparison. Agumon was the only one capable of fighting back then because the rest of the team was starving. If Agumon had to solo Shellmon now, he'd probably still have a hard time.
But, to Taichi's point, the Digimon were all recently pummeled by the Dark Masters so it's not like they're in pristine condition now. They still managed to pull it together and chase off Shellmon as a team despite it all.
Taichi: This time, we didn't need Agumon to evolve. Agumon: That's because we worked together as a team! Taichi: But Greymon's power alone should still be greater than everyone's powers put together! Hikari: Maybe Shellmon got weaker? Taichi: No. I'm certain that this means each of our Digimon are getting stronger. Honestly, I've been wondering up to this point what Piccolomon meant earlier....
Flashback to their escape from the Dark Masters.
Taichi: Piccolomon, we made it this way believing that as long as the eight of us were together, we could save both worlds. But-- Piccolomon: It's true that the eight of you are together pi but that alone isn't enough to win pi.
Back in the present, Taichi presents his conclusion.
Taichi: I think he was trying to say that we have to get stronger.
In the dub:
Tai: I know they're all dead tired and they may not feel like it at the moment, but I think today proved that our Digimon are getting stronger and stronger. Kari: That would be great, but what makes you think so? Tai: I remember the last time we took on Shellmon. Agumon had to Digivolve into Greymon before we could finally beat him. And even then, it was close! (Flashback to Greymon absolutely working over Shellmon) Tai: But this time, they beat him easily without Greymon! Agumon: Yeah, but don't forget, Tai: They ganged up on him. It was four of them against one. Tai: But they didn't have to Digivolve as far to do it. I still say it means you're stronger than you were. Kari: Or maybe Shellmon's just weaker than he was. Tai: How come everyone's being such a downer all of a sudden!? I'm trying to be positive here! Besides, I still can't get out of my mind something that Piximon said to me back there. (Flashback to Piximon) Tai: But you said it was possible to save the planet if the eight of us were all together! How come it's not happening, huh? What's up, Piximon!? Piximon: The truth is, being together is not enough. There's something else that you need to do to beat 'em. (Back to present) Tai: I think he meant we had to get stronger! And that's just what's happening!
In light of Taichi's suggestion, the rest of the group discuss with their Partners.
Sora: I think so too! Piyomon: You do? Yamato: You've grown up well. Gabumon: When you put it like that, I feel it too. Tentomon: Koushiro-han, do you think that way about me? Koushiro: Well, bit by bit, maybe. Tentomon: (faceplant) Yaghyagh.... Patamon: Have I matured too? Takeru: Yeah! Of course you have! Tailmon: What about me? Hikari: We only joined the Chosen Children recently, so I think it's too early to tell. Tailmon: (droops) Oh. That's disappointing. Agumon: Don't worry! All of us will get stronger! Tailmon: Yeah, you're right!
Poor Tailmon. But, I mean, to be fair... This is like her third day with Hikari. The others have been with their partners for months.
Don't worry, Tailmon. If it helps, remember that you're a stage above them all so you're technically the strongest one here.
In the dub:
Sora: Yeah, maybe Tai's right. Biyomon: I feel stronger! Matt: Come to think of it, you are looking kind of buff. Gabumon: Thanks very much. That's a compliment, right? Tentomon: Do I look stronger to you, Izzy? Izzy: I don't know, make a muscle. Tentomon: (faceplant) I WAS!!! Patamon: Do I look different, T.K.? T.K.: Yeah, you look buffed out to the max! Gatomon: Kari? Kari: Well, to be honest, you don't look any different to me. But give it time, Gatomon; You'll catch up with the rest. Gatomon: (droops) If you say so.... Agumon: Come to think of it, your coat's looking glossier. Gatomon: Really? You think?
Dub passed up a prime opportunity to have Izzy be a dick in a way that's 100% consistent to the original, but the replacement gag is pretty good too.
I don't like Kari's line. Hikari made the salient point that they're both newcomers so they haven't had time for Tailmon to grow from where she was when Hikari met her. She makes no comparison to the others, but points out that she can't congratulate Tailmon for "growth" when they've barely known each other for long.
Kari, on the other hand, directly compares Gatomon to the rest of the team and calls her abilities inferior. Rather than saying that Gatomon hasn't improved much since they met, she says that Gatomon's fallen behind her peers; That is a completely different sentiment, and one not really supported by what we know of her.
Suddenly, the kids notice the sun shining a little brighter, as the heat begins to distort distant things around them.
Taichi: Huh!? Is that a mirage!?
In the distance, the kids notice a strange hut on the beach, distorted by the heat.
Yamato: There's a beach house! Takeru: Did there used to be a beach house on the coast of File Island? Koushiro: That's not a beach house on the coast of File Island. That's a mirage of a beach house on the coast of File Island. Tentomon: No! That's a real beach house on the coast of File Island!
This is a bit repetitive but it flows better in Japanese. Basically, they're all having fun saying the words "File-tou no kaigan ni" at the start of each sentence, which comes through with a nice rhythmic flow.
Metal Gear Solid alert noise but as a flash mob.
An interesting cultural note about this obvious second trap: In Japanese folklore, mirages are created by the breath of clams. I'm not 100% but to my understanding, mirages bubble up from the sea as images of the great city beneath the ocean, from which the dragon god who rules the sea presides. No one who chases these images ever returns.
We've heard a little about the mythical sea dragon god before. Back at the "Pagumon village", Mimi misremembered a folktale about her favorite character Otohime, daughter of said dragon god. Obviously, here in the Digital World, the sea dragon god is MetalSeadramon.
So. Y'know. Don't trust fucking mirages when you're at war with Otohime's papa. Where this building came from doesn't get explained, but there's a cultural implication that MetalSeadramon manifested it via the mirage.
The dub kicks us off with a silence-breaking quip.
Matt: (sarcastic) Did it get brighter all of a sudden, or is it just Tai's sunny disposition? Tai: ...maybe it's like a mirage.... Matt: Huh!? Was that shack there before? T.K.: Maybe somebody moved in while we were gone? Mimi: Mmm, something smells suspiciously like food! Izzy: Let's take it easy, everyone. Remember, we're in the Digi-World where not everything is what it appears to be. Tentomon: Looks may be deceiving, but smells? That's something else, and I definitely smell grilling hambugers! See? It's a snack bar! Burgers, sodas, ice cream, pizza!
Genuinely surprised that Tai didn't use his line to clap back at Matt.
The File-tou no kaigan ni bit isn't going to translate, so they replace it with discussion of a delicious smell flowing out of the mirage.
Ravenous with hunger and gullible as ever, the children fantasize about all the delicious food that might be in the beach house.
I love the little American flag poking out of the cheeseburger. XD
The mob swarms towards the building.
Taichi: Ramen! Agumon: Curried rice! Takeru: Ice cream! Tentomon: Yakisoba noodles!
They're all in such a hurry that Jou accidentally clips the back of of Mimi's foot, pinning down her boot and forcing her to trip and fall out of it. Mimi faceplants into the beach sand.
Jou picks up Mimi's boot, handing it back to her.
Jou: Ah, I'm sorry! Mimi: Mrrgh.... Gomamon: Oh, come on.... What the heck are you guys doing!? Mimi: They others are going to get all the food if we don't catch up! Jou & Mimi: EHHHH!?!?
Absolutely nobody has stopped for them. The other kids eagerly rush inside the hut.
In the dub:
Tai: Mirage or not, I'll take my chances! GANGWAY!!! Group: (Miscellaneous cheering and hooting) (Joe trips Mimi. He stops to return her boot.) Joe: Sorry, Mimi. Mimi: Oh, thanks. Gomamon: Come on, what are you two waiting for!? Palmon: Yeah, they're going to eat everything without us! Joe: Huh? Mimi: UGH!!!
They cut out the kids yelling out specific food items they want to eat, probably because they already had Tentomon run down the list of American Food Things a moment ago. Otherwise, pretty faithful.
Once (six out of eight) Chosen Children are inside, the trap is sprung. The shack is completely empty, and a sudden sandstorm kicks up and seals the door in sand. Then their assailant reveals himself.
Anomalocarimon: (rising from the sands) ANOMALOCARIMON!!!
Anomalocarimon is a Perfect-stage Data-type Ancient Crustacean Digimon. Their name and design both stem from the ancient anomalocaris. They're the other Data Perfect for the Deep Savers line; Cousin to MegaSeadramon and capable of evolving into MetalSeadramon. Clearly a member of the Deep Savers Ankoku Gundan.
Narrator: Anomalocarimon. An Ancient Crustacean Digimon. By crossing their forelimbs together, they unleash their special attack Stinger Surprise! Anomalocarimon: This isn't your average beach house! This is a death house that will drain away all your energy! Yamato: What!? Anomalocarimon: SUNA SHOWER!!!
Anomalocarimon's Stinger Surprise is entirely in English, but Suna (Sand) Shower mixes English and Japanese.
I'm a little sad that Anomalocarimon didn't say "This isn't some beach house on the coast of File Island! This is a death house on the coast of File Island!"
The death house glows with a bright light that begins draining the kids and their Digimon. Anomalocarimon's Sand shower sprays sand from his mouth, forcing the kids to the ground. Taichi takes Takeru and Hikari in his arms, trying to protect them both as the sand shower forces everyone down.
In the dub, Sora speaks up when they notice the door sealing behind them. Also, the dub refers to this Digimon as Scorpiomon, attempting to pass them off as a scorpion.
Sora: What's that!? It's a trap! (Scorpiomon reveals themselves) Scorpiomon: Whuh-hahaha! Snack time! Patamon: (rundown) It's Scorpiomon! One of MetalSeadramon's flunkies. Between his pinches and his tail, it's hard to know which end of him is worse! Scorpiomon: Sorry, but the only munchies around here are you! Now, say goodnight! It's bedtime! Matt: (challenging) Yeah!? Scorpiomon: Yeah! SCORPION STORM!!! (Scorpiomon sprays down everyone with sand) Sora: ...can't...breathe...can't...eugh....
How would Patamon know who MetalSeadramon's flunkies are? We met him like an hour ago.
The dub misses the exposition that the mirage house drains energy, sort of like what Etemon's Love Serenade would do to them. So they just sort of give up without a fight in that version.
Fortunately, thanks to an overeager mistake, only six of the eight children were caught in this trap. The other two remain outside.
Mimi: Those voices! Jou: Did something happen to the others? Gomamon: Let's go see! Palmon: Yeah!
Mimi and Jou hurry to the beach house with their Partners, where they find the doorway blocked up with sand.
Jou: (gasp) This is-- Gomamon: Shh!
Realizing they're standing on the outer fringe of a trap, the group falls quiet. They sneak around to the side of the house and peek in through the blinds, where they see the rest of their nakama unconscious and covered in sand within.
Comically, all four shriek in horror, then clap hands over each other's mouths and shush each other. Great job, team. Way to flex that one shared brain cell. XD
In the dub:
Mimi: (gasp) Joe: Those sounds never mean anything good! Gomamon: Let's go! (The quartet sprints to the beach house) Mimi: (disappointed) Oh, no! Something tells me this means no chili dogs. (Everyone gasps, then creeps up and spies through the window) Mimi: Oh, wow! What's happened to them? Are they... Could they be.... (Everyone gasps in shock then shushes each other)
Mimi gets two silence-breaker lines added. The first one is an inappropriately-timed Mimi Quip but a pretty fair one, I think. Mimi once got so hangry that it thwarted Devimon's schemes. I can believe that being her kneejerk reaction.
The second one is... Is Mimi implying that she thinks the rest of the team is dead? It feels like that's the implication she left hanging there. Which is super dark yet tonally appropriate. They're alive, but not for lack of trying!
I like these extra lines. ^_^
While Mimi and Jou remain hidden around the side of the house, MetalSeadramon's laughter suddenly cuts through the air. He congratulates his soldier on a job well done.
Jou and Mimi eavesdrop on MetalSeadramon's meeting with Anomalocarimon.
MetalSeadramon: Ahahaha! Great work, Anomalocarimon! I expect no less from a member of my Deep Savers Ankoku Gundan. Here is your payment.
MetalSeadramon rewards Anomalocarimon with a shower of tasty clams to eat.
Are these the same clams whose breath created the beach house mirage? Or different ones? No idea. But it's a boon that Anomalocarimon is thrilled to receive.
Anomalocarimon: YIPPEE!!! ANOMALOCARIMOOOOON!!!
Anomalocarimon digs into the clams, eating one after another and tossing the shells. One shell bops Gomamon on the head.
Gomamon: Augh! Palmon: Shhh! MetalSeadramon: Huh?
The towering sea dragon turns his head to the tree line, following that unexpected sound. Palmon grabs Gomamon and presses herself against a tree, while Jou and Mimi lay flat against the ground. After a moment MetalSeadramon stops caring and leaves for the beach house.
MetalSeadramon: Mm. Time for annihilation.
In the dub:
MetalSeadramon: Hehehe haha.... Well done, Scorpiomon. These DigiDestined are not so difficult to handle after all! Here's your reward. (Clam shower) Scorpiomon: OOOOH, CLAMS!!! Thank you! Thank you, boss! I just love clams! I just can't get enough of them! (A discarded clamshell bops Gomamon) Gomamon: Ow... Palmon: Shhh! MetalSeadramon: WHAT WAS THAT!?!? Scorpiomon: What is it, boss? You want some? MetalSeadramon: QUIET!!! I thought I heard something. (The DigiDestined pass their stealth check) Scorpiomon: I didn't hear anything. MetalSeadramon: Hmph. (heads out) Well, now to finish them off.
More silence-breakers added to break up the tense moment where MetalSeadramon nearly catches them. This one's a mixed bag; We lose that tension and suspense, but gain a fun little exchange between dipshit minion and his superior.
As MetalSeadramon approaches the beach house, he finds the door blocked off and realizes he'll need a clever way of getting inside-- No, I'm kidding, he moves through it like butter.
MetalSeadramon looks over the captured children for a moment, then withdraws his head from the shack.
MetalSeadramon: ...there are eight Chosen Children. Two of them aren't here.
Another carelessly discarded clamshell strikes MetalSeadramon on the snout, bouncing harmlessly off his invulnerable plating.
MetalSeadramon: And you're just stuffing your face!? Anomalocarimon: (nervous) Ehh...? MetalSeadramon: Hurry up and go find the remaining Chosen Children! Anomalocarimon: A-a-a-a-ANOMALOCARIMOOOON!!! (scurries off)
Realizing he's after them, Jou and Mimi shriek one last time, this time giving their positions away. Abandoning stealth, they flee across the beach.
Anomalocarimon: (aggressive) ANOMALOCARIMON!!!
The dub has some more extra dialogue for MetalSeadramon.
MetalSeadramon: (breaking through the house) Hehehehe! Eight little gnats and their Digimon accomplices. ...hmm.... (MetalSeadramon withdraws his head) MetalSeadramon: What's this!? There's supposed to be eight of them! Two of them are missing! (Clamshell bop) MetalSeadramon: YOU CHUCKLE-HEADED COCKLESHELL!!! Stop eating and find the other two NOW!!! Scorpiomon: Oh, you got it! Right away! I'm on it! (scurries off) (Scorpiomon chases down Jou and Mimi) Scorpiomon: Come back here! (wheeze wheeze) Oh, I hate it when they do this. Hey! Slow down! (gets closer) Aha! I gotcha now!
MetalSeadramon calls Scorpiomon a "cockleshell" with all the energy of telling someone in elementary school to "Kiss my ass-phalt". XD
Neither Jou nor Mimi being especially athletic, Anomalocarimon gains ground quickly. We go to commercial break and come back to Jou and Mimi's legs giving out. They fall into the sand, gasping for breath.
This would be opportune for Anomalocarimon, but they too run out of strength and collapse into the sand, gasping for breath.
Anomalocarimon: ...they're so fast....
Something about this situation motives the kids to get their second wind more quickly than their pursuer, and they get back up and bolt. Anomalocarimon forces themself to resume the chase, ultimately thwarted when the kids take cover behind a rock.
Look, anomalocaris was an aquatic predator. Their biology is not suited to running. You might as well ask a dolphin to chase down a chimpanzee in a land race.
The dub makes this even more pathetic for Scorpiomon.
Scorpiomon: (collapses) ...too many clams for lunch.... (Joe and Mimi get up and run) Scorpiomon: Oh no! Not again! Come on! COME ON!!! ...I'm not built for this. Gomamon: This way! THIS WAY!!!
XD Oh man, I am loving the dub's take on Scorpiomon. He's such a weenie. I adore the line "I'm not built for this" because in addition a weenie whine, it's factually correct. He's actually not!
What the hell is MetalSeadramon doing? Is he kicking back and watching Anomalocarimon flail? Taking notes for Anomalocarimon's next performance review? Dark Master MetalSeadramon coiled up in the sand watching both groups faint into the sand and sit there for however long, going, "...really?"
Meanwhile, six vulnerable Chosen Children are going unannihilated because MetalSeadramon is letting the perfect be the enemy of the good. If he can't kill all eight then he's not going to touch a single one!
Finally giving up on the foot chase, Anomalocarimon decides on a new approach. While the children take cover behind the rock, Anomalocarimon burrows into the ground.
Mimi, Jou, and their Partners catch their breath behind the safety of the rock.
Palmon: No more.... Jou: We have to fight.... Gomamon: You're right....
While Mimi and Palmon remain behind the rock, Jou and Gomamon emerge to confront Anomalocarimon. All they find is the hole left in the ground where they burrowed.
Mimi: What's wrong? Jou: Anomalocarimon is... gone.... Gomamon: They ran away! Mimi: (emerges) They could be hiding.... Palmon: If only we could evolve.... Gomamon: Yeah, but we're tired and starving so-- Oh! We can just scrounge for something!
The Digimon have gotten used to the human world, where food comes out of the refrigerator. That's only occasionally true on File Island.
Gomamon quickly digs up a pair of clams, while Palmon pulls some seaweed out of the ocean.
Gomamon: Looks tasty! Palmon: Found this!
Gomamon and Palmon eagerly fill their stomachs and restore their stamina.
In the dub, Scorpiomon remains hilariously pitiful.
Scorpiomon: Oh, forget it! (burrows) Joe: I can't... run anymore... we'll just have to... stand and fight.... Gomamon: Right! (Joe and Gomamon emerge) Gomamon: Huh? We may not have to.... Mimi: What happened? Joe: I don't know, but he's gone! Gomamon: Haha! What a lucky break! Mimi: Lucky for us, he doesn't work out. Palmon: Ugh, I'm getting my exercise right now. My roots are exhausted. Gomamon: And I am so hungry I could just about eat seaweed. Hey, wait! Lookit! (Gomamon and Palmon scrounge up food)
The lines at Scorpiomon's expense are great. Good casual dialogue.
The dub's take on the food search doesn't click, though. This is kind of an important moment, as we see the Digimon reacquaint themselves with scavenging the Digital World for food after being in the human world for a while.
The problem is posed: We can't evolve because we're hungry. Then the Digimon remember how to solve that problem their way, rather than being led astray by easy answers like the illusory beach house, which have so often been too good to be true.
This doesn't come across in the dub, where the vibe is simply, "Oh I'm hungry; Let's eat." We don't get to see the transformation of their way of thinking from human world comfort back to Digital World survivalism.
Down beneath the waves, Anomalocarimon notices one of Gomamon's carelessly discarded clamshells sinking beneath the water. Surprised, they poke their head back up to see what's up.
The other clamshell bops Anomalocarimon right in the joystick antennae thing that is not their eye but can easily be mistaken for it.
Anomalocarimon: Ow! ANOMALOCARIMON!!!
Anomalocarimon surges out of the ocean to attack Jou and Mimi. Evolving to protect them, Togemon and Ikkakumon counterattack, but to little effect. Anomalocarimon's stingers block Togemon's Chiku-Chiku Bang-Bang. Ikkakumon lands three direct hits of Harpoon Vulcan, but Anomalocarimon tanks all three missiles and remains unscathed.
In the dub, Scorpiomon mistakes Gomamon's meal for the clams he was paid earlier.
Gomamon: Not bad! Scorpiomon: Huh? GET YOUR MITTS OFF MY CLAMS!!!
While Togemon and Ikkakumon fight Anomalocarimon, Jou and Mimi put Taichi's earlier theory to the test.
It does not go well.
Jou: Since Togemon and Ikkakumon have grown, they shouldn't lose this.... Mimi: And since it's two against one, we should have up the upper hand!
Anomalocarimon proceeds to beat their Digimon like a drum. They swipe Ikkakumon away with their tail, then pick up Togemon and squeeze her between their two stingers, crushing her.
Togemon: IT HURTS!!! HELP ME!!!
Then they slam Togemon down on top of Ikkakumon for good measure.
Jou: (disappointed) ...they're losing. Mimi: It's too dangerous to keep this up! We'll be killed! Jou: Maybe they'd win if they evolve again!
Probably, yes. But it nonetheless makes for a solid counterargument against Taichi's theory.
In the dub:
Joe: If the Digimon really are getting stronger, they should be able to handle Scorpiomon, no problem! Mimi: I hope so, but it doesn't really look like they're doing too well! (Scorpiomon swats Ikakkumon, then picks up Togemon) Togemon: HEY, PUT ME DOWN YOU OVERGROWN CRAWDADDY BEFORE I GET REALLY ANGRY!!! (Scorpiomon smacks Ikkakumon with Togemon) Joe: Oh, boy. Mimi: WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT FROM BEHIND YOUR SHELL AND FIGHT LIKE A CLAM!?!? Joe: Uh, Mimi? Cool it! I don't think he thought that was very funny!
Mimi challenges Scorpiomon to a fistfight.
Bad. Ass.
And also tremendously inconsistent to both versions of her character. Mimi knows better. Her father doesn't know better, but Mimi knows better.
But badass.
Anomalocarimon tries to spray Mimi and Jou down with their Suna Shower, but the kids take cover behind the rocks again.
Anomalocarimon moves to follow. Ikkakumon and Togemon sprint up behind them.
Ikkakumon: HANG ON!!! We're the ones you're fighting!
Anomalocarimon responds with their signature Stinger Surprise. Ikkakumon and Togemon clear out before the shot hits. The explosion tears open the sand, revealing a treasure trove of tasty clams.
The dub gives Ikkakumon's line over to Togemon.
Togemon: Hey, squid breath! We're the ones you want!
They also change Scorpiomon's attack to Tail Blade, despite not involving his tail in any way.
Anomalocarimon is immediately distracted by all those tasty, tasty clams.
Anomalocarimon: Hey, this looks delicious! Jou: NOW, IKKAKUMON!!! Mimi: SUPER-EVOLVE, TOGEMON!!!
Their Digimon super-evolve into Zudomon and Lilimon. Followed by a hilariously dopey shot where a still image of Lilimon slowly flies in front of Jou and Mimi for no apparent reason.
In the dub:
Scorpiomon: Ooh! I just love clams! Joe: Hurry up! Now's your chance! Mimi: Get moving! Digivolve, Togemon!
Once they've Digivolved again, the dub gives Dopey Shot Lillymon a silence-breaker to at least lend some purpose to that moment.
Lillymon: Okay, Zudomon, let's GOOOOOOO!!!
And go, they do.
Zudomon pulls aggro, drawing Anomalocarimon's fire. Tucking down into a defensive position, Zudomon's hard shell tanks Anomalocarimon's Stinger Surprise.
While the enemy is distracted, Lilimon blindsides them with Flower Cannon. The shot seems to do little damage but pulls Anomalocarimon's attention away from Zudomon; A fatal mistake. Zudomon closes distance, calling Hammer Spark and slamming his Thor Hammer down directly between Anomalocarimon's antennae.
With a pitiful whimper, Anomalocarimon falls over on their back, defeated.
Inside the beach house, the children and their Digimon are starting to stir. MetalSeadramon's window of opportunity is closing.
Taichi: Hikari....
Outside, MetalSeadramon looms over the beach house, complaining about his tardy soldier.
MetalSeadramon: They're late. Anomalocarimon is late! What could they possibly be doing?
Meanwhile, Mimi and Jou ride Zudomon back towards the beach house. Lilimon flies nearby, while Zudomon drags Anomalocarimon's unconscious body along with them.
Jou: Faster, Zudomon! We have to hurry and save everyone!
In the dub:
Tai: Ugh... Kari.... (Outside) MetalSeadramon: Where is that fool with those other children!? I'm tired of waiting! (Zudomon on his way) Joe: Hurry! Faster! We gotta move, now! Did you really have to bring along a souvenir!?
Joe eases the tension by throwing down one of the funniest laugh lines in the dub thus far. Holy shit, that got me. XD
It hasn't been established what Zudomon intends to do with the unconscious Anomalocarimon, so Joe calling him out for that ambiguity lands hard. But it's also a joke that meshes and integrates with the tone, rather than disrupting it. A+
At the beach house, MetalSeadramon's decided that he's done waiting.
MetalSeadramon: I don't care about the other two Chosen Children anymore.
MetalSeadramon breathes fire into the air, intending to set the whole beach house ablaze. Jou, Mimi, and their Partners take cover behind the tree line.
Mimi: MetalSeadramon is planning to burn down the beach house with everyone inside! Lilimon: Come on! Hurry!
Lilimon, Mimi, and Jou race inside the beach house through a... somewhat unexplained hole in the beach house wall. Is that supposed to be the hole MetalSeadramon smashed earlier? Did he nervously pace around to the other side of the beach house afterwards? It sure looks a lot bigger than his head.
Lilimon goes for Taichi, while Mimi makes a beeline for Sora.
Lilimon: Taichi, pull yourself together. Taichi: Lilimon? Mimi: SORA-SAN!!! Jou: Yamato! Koushiro! Lilimon: (flies over the Digimon) Quickly, everyone! Tentomon: Huh, what's going on?
Out front, MetalSeadramon's finished testing his firebreath. He turns his gaze down on the house.
MetalSeadramon: FIRE!!!
He lets it rip, his flames engulfing the house in seconds.
In the dub:
MetalSeadramon: That does it! I'll worry about the other two children later. Mimi: Yikes! And I thought Shellmon's breath was gnarly! He'll toast them like marshmallows! Lillymon: This way! Hurry! Joe: HEY GUYS!!! NAPTIME'S OVER!!!
Joe yells at the top of his lungs while they're passing directly under MetalSeadramon's nose. Somehow, this doesn't give the game away.
Mimi's quip here is a little tonally inappropriate, but I do like the callback to her earlier barb at Shellmon. Mimi's getting a lot of fun lines in this episode.
Lillymon: Tai, you've gotta get out of here! Tai: Huh...? Mimi: Sora, get up! Joe: Matt! Izzy! Move or you're gonna be toast! I mean literally! Lillymon: (flies over the Digimon) Everybody on your feet! Hurry! Tentomon: W-What's going on!? (Outside, MetalSeadramon takes aim) MetalSeadramon: RRRRYAAAAAGH!!! (fires)
MetalSeadramon does not shout "Fire" when he shoots his fire. 0/10 Go to pun jail. For, uh, insufficient punning. For once.
As the beach house goes up in flames, the kids vacate through the big maybe-unexplained hole.
Taichi again takes responsibility for Takeru and Hikari, ushering them out of the building.
Taichi: Hikari! Takeru! Are you okay!? Hikari: Yeah....
Zudomon replaces the children with the unconscious Anomalocarimon. While the kids evacuate, he stands nearby. His shoulders vibrate to indicate that he is silently laughing hysterically to himself. Epic prank, bro.
MetalSeadramon: SIX OF THE CHOSEN CHILDREN AND THEIR DIGIMON ARE DEAD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Anomalocarimon: (inside, wakes up on fire) EEEYAAAGH ATATAT!!! MetalSeadramon: ...uh?
Anomalocarimon explodes through the sand blocking the door, scurrying across the stand in flames. MetalSeadramon watches them go by in confused silence.
Anomalocarimon: HOT HOT HOT ANOMALOCARIMOOOOON!!!
Finally, when they reach the coastline, Anomalocarimon throws themself into the ocean to douse the flames.
In the dub:
Tai: Whoa! Hang on and keep moving; We're almost there! Mimi: Hurry up and let's get out of here! (Outside) MetalSeadramon: Ha! Farewell, DigiDestined! It was a rare pleasure knowing you! MEDIUM RARE!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Scorpiomon: (inside, wakes up on fire) WHAAAAUGH HOT HOT HOT!!! MetalSeadramon: ...huh? (Scorpiomon explodes through the sand barrier and scurries for dear life) Scorpiomon: OW!!! Who's the hot-tempered foul-mouth who--Oh, it was you, boss. Okay. No problem.
MetalSeadramon's "medium rare" quip is great. XD This episode is bringing all the best laugh lines.
I do prefer the original version of Scorpiomon's fiery exit. The dub's sycophantic joke is pretty good too. Both versions put comedic focus in different places, with Scorpiomon's bit emphasizing what a tool he is.
The original, meanwhile, emphasizes MetalSeadramon. He's positioned in center frame so we can watch his head turn and follow Anomalocarimon. The emphasis is on his stunned WTF reaction. Reality is gaslighting him and he is at a loss for words.
Both work on their own, but I like the original better.
Once Anomalocarimon is doused in the ocean, MetalSeadramon finally finds the presence of mind to make sense of what's happened.
MetalSeadramon: The six Chosen Children and their Digimon are gone! Anomalocarimon, what is the meaning of this!? Anomalocarimon: MetalSeadramon-sama, uh... You see....
Unfortunately for him, Anomalocarimon has no better idea of what happened than MetalSeadramon does. They were unconscious the whole time.
MetalSeadramon furiously wraps his tail around Anomalocarimon, hoisting them high up into the air.
MetalSeadramon: SILENCE!!!
MetalSeadramon drops them from a great height, finishing them off. We don't see Anomalocarimon disintegrate into pixels, but they crash into the earth and kick up a huge sandstorm on impact, then are gone afterward - Leaving behind only a large imprint in the sand where they fell. The implication is fairly clear.
RIP Anomalocarimon. Recipient of a prank so epic it got them killed.
In the dub:
MetalSeadramon: Huh? No! NO!!! THEY'RE GONE!!! ALL OF THEM GONE!!! SCORPIOMOOOOOON!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?!? Scorpiomon: Uh, w-well, you see... That's a fair question... You see, it happens-- MetalSeadramon: SILENCE!!! (grapples Scorpiomon into the sky) You failed me and I will not forgive FAILURE!!! Scorpiomon: No, I didn't think that you w-OOOOULD!!! (dropped)
Scorpiomon remains a weenie to the end. XD
You know, I kind of expected them to add a line or two indicating that Scorpiomon survived that drop but I guess we're over that. A guy got stabbed in the chest last episode; This is going to be a hard arc to try and hand-wring about character death.
Once MetalSeadramon's gone, the kids emerge and discuss what Jou and Mimi learned.
Lilimon: MetalSeadramon seems to have left. Taichi: Everything's alright now. Mimi: Everything's not alright, actually. Taichi: Huh!? Jou: She's right. Taichi: What do you mean? What happened? Jou: Ikkakumon and Togemon weren't strong enough to defeat Anomalocarimon. They could only win after evolving into Zudomon and Lilimon. Our chances against MetalSeadramon still aren't very good right now. Taichi: So it's just like Piccolomon said. Even with the eight of us together, it's not enough to win. Could it be that the Digimon's evolutions still need improvement?
It was pretty foolish to assume we'd already done whatever Piccolomon thought we still needed to do. There's a long road ahead.
In the dub:
Sora: They're gone! Whew! That was a close one. Tai: But we came out of it okay. That's what counts. Mimi: I hate to tell you this: Everything's not okay! Tai: Huh!? Joe: Mimi's right. Tai: What are you guys talking about!? Did I miss something!? Joe: The Digimon still might not be strong enough. Both of ours had to Digivolve again before they could beat Scorpiomon and he was just a flunkie. Frankly, it's hard to see how they stand a chance against a fully Digivolved monster like MetalSeadramon. Tai: You could be right. Maybe Piximon meant something else when he said we were missing something. Whatever the secret is, we've got to find it if we ever hope to save the world.
Pretty faithful. We also see the return of the phrase "fully Digivolved" now in its new, more correct context. There are still technically Digimon beyond the Ultimate stage but those are basically one-off super-exceptions, not a whole category. When pressed, they often wind up classifying as... like... Ultimate but even more Ultimate-er.
It's pretty safe to call this stage "fully Digivolved".
Suddenly, Tentomon takes off into the air to get a better vantage.
Tentomon: What's that!?
Unfortunately, we will not get the moment to breathe that we thought we were getting. MetalSeadramon only fucked off to stage yet another ambush. Utterly relentless.
Taichi: METALSEADRAMON!!! Lilimon: I'll hold him here! The rest of you, escape on Zudomon's back! Mimi: LILIMON!?!?
Initially, MetalSeadramon takes the bait. Without another word, Lilimon flies out to meet him head-on, then flitters around him and takes off. MetalSeadramon gives chase while Zudomon ferries the children away.
It doesn't take him long to realize the ruse, however. MetalSeadramon abandons Lilimon when he notices Zudomon escaping.
MetalSeadramon: You're all idiots! You think you can escape from me BY SEA!?!?
MetalSeadramon pursues Zudomon, quickly closing distance.
Tentomon: WAUGH!!! METALSEADRAMON IS GAINING ON US!!! Taichi: Faster! Get us out of here, Zudomon! MetalSeadramon: NO CHANCE!!!
Lilimon follows behind MetalSeadramon. In one last desperate bid to pull his attention, she fires off her Flower Cannon. MetalSeadramon's Chrome Digizoid neck plating deflects her shot harmlessly.
MetalSeadramon turns, offering Lilimon only one more moment of his time. Lifting his tail out of the water behind her, he swats her out of the air for an instant KO.
Mimi: LILIMON!!!
Lilimon powers down into Palmon as she falls, tumbling into Mimi's arms.
Mimi: (catch) Palmon!
In the dub, Tentomon doesn't see anything; He reacts to Tai wanting to find the thing they're missing.
Tentomon: Yeah, so the sooner, the better! (MetalSeadramon emerges from the waves) Tai: It's MetalSeadramon again!
The dub puts a commercial break here. Good place for it. Solid cliffhanger. Then they add some extra dialogue to the chase sequence.
Lillymon: Alright, I'll draw him off! Zudomon, you get the others out of here. (Lillymon flies out to confront MetalSeadramon) Lillymon: Yoo-hoo, you big ugly--WHOA! (Lillymon swerves and changes course) Lillymon: Just my luck! He's fast too! (Zudomon tries to escape) Joe: Come on, Zudomon! Move it! Move it! (MetalSeadramon chases Lillymon, but then stops and notices Zudomon escaping) Mimi: Has he seen us? Tai: I don't know, and I don't want to find out! MetalSeadramon: Pathetic little fools! You think you can escape me BY SEA!?!? Tai: I think it's safe to say he's seen us! Tentomon: WAUGH!!! FASTER, ZUDOMON!!! WE NEED SPEED!!! Tai: Yeah, stop dog-paddling! MetalSeadramon: TONIGHT YOU SLEEP WITH THE FISHES!!!
Taichi's quip didn't land for me, but MetalSeadramon's did. Goddammit. XD
Glad they kept the "You think you can escape me by sea!?" bit.
Once Lilimon's out of the fight, MetalSeadramon turns his full attention to Zudomon. He sinks down beneath the waves, vanishing into the murky water.
The children are left in silent anticipation, watching the ocean waves to try and find where MetalSeadramon will emerge. Then, suddenly, his horn breaches the water.
Taichi: Here he comes! Jou: Zudomon!
MetalSeadramon charges at full speed, ramming Zudomon's side and sending the kids on his back tumbling into the ocean. While the kids flounder in the water, Zudomon turns and headbutts MetalSeadramon's serpentine body, knocking him back a bit.
MetalSeadramon follows up with Ultimate Stream, firing straight into the hard shell on Zudomon's back. Zudomon's shell offers no protection from MetalSeadramon's signature move. The shot obliterates what strength Zudomon had left, knocking him back and degenerating him into Gomamon.
Gomamon comically lands on Jou's face, pushing them both underwater.
Jou: AUGH GOMAMON Ablrblurbb.... MetalSeadramon: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Even MetalSeadramon thought it was funny.
The dub, of course, gives the kids some dialogue while they wait for MetalSeadramon.
Tai: Uh-oh. Joe: Is he gone? Mimi: I don't think so! Sora: I can't stand this waiting! Matt: I bet he's right below us! Tai: Shh! Knock it off! (MetalSeadramon emerges on a collision course) Tai: WHOA!!! HE'S RAMMING US!!! Agumon: Hang on! (MetalSeadramon rams Zudomon. They fight; MetalSeadramon obliterates Zudomon.) MetalSeadramon: Never send a Rookie to do a Mega's work! Narrator: Stuck in the middle of the ocean, the DigiDestined are at MetalSeadramon's mercy. What will happen on the next Digimon: Digital Monsters?
Uh, you sent an Ultimate to do a Mega's work earlier, but I get the sentiment.
The dub ends the episode here, presumably to make up screentime they had to spend on the end of last episode. But there's one more scene to go. A great shadow passes beneath the Chosen Children.
MetalSeadramon: Huh? Taichi: WHAMON!!!
Whamon explodes from the water, throwing themself full-speed into MetalSeadramon and body slamming them into the ocean. Then, before MetalSeadramon, Whamon scoops the children up in their mouth.
Taichi: WE'RE SAVED!!! WHAMON WILL PROTECT US WITH HIS BODY!!!
MetalSeadramon recovers in time to catch Whamon's departure. Whamon swims deep into the ocean, escaping from the Dark Master.
MetalSeadramon: Chosen Children and your Digimon.... YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE!!!
The Japanese version leaves off there, on a promise of pursuit by a furious and relentless sea dragon.
Assessment: MetalSeadramon is my favorite of the Dark Masters. There's something about a sinister sea dragon that's so unlike everything else they've fought before. The same can be said of Mugendramon and Pinochimon too, but MetalSeadramon also has that unique aquatic aesthetic going for him.
This episode serves as our proper introduction for the kind of villain MetalSeadramon is: A relentless pursuer hammering the children with an unyielding onslaught of attacks. He's basically doing what Etemon was trying to do, and it's working. He's had them on the backfoot for the entire episode, despite some setbacks.
When he screams "You won't escape" at them at the end, I believe it.
The dub made some questionable choices at the start of this one. Cohesive storytelling is, as usual, their weak point. But their quipping game was superb. Once the action started, the dub was nailing zingers left and right
And since a large chunk of this episode was action, the dub came home with a lot more W's than L's this time around despite its bizarre narrative choices.
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How do you decide on focusing on distance vs speed with jogging? I started jogging about 6 months ago and regularly jog a 10k with like a 14min/mile pace. Should I just keep doing that? Should I try to train for a half or do something specific to be faster? 🫂 really appreciate all your tips
HI! first of all, regularly doing 10k is A LOT and you're very cool for it (call me biased but I think running 10k at a slow-ish jog pace is more impressive than a very fast runner doing that same distance bc of how long it takes!)
if your objective is getting faster, and you already have the weekly mileage part down, you might want to transition into a training schedule! most of them follow the format of mixing up 1) "easy runs" (conversational pace / jog) during the week + 2) one "workout" (tempo run or interval run) + 3) a weekend "long run" which is longer than the others. Interval runs along with running volume (weekly mileage) are what really gets you faster in the long run. You don't have to sign up for a specific event, ofc, you can just follow a training schedule for yourself, but if there are some in your area I think it can be fun to have a deadline to train for and a goal to achieve. (Also I love the vibes of local races)
I think a 10k would be a sweet spot for you because it's a distance you run semi-regularly and know you can finish, which takes off a lot of the mental aspect of it IME, and you can give yourself a reasonable goal.
anyway here are some resources — lmk if you have any follow-up questions!!
r/running FAQs. reddit running nerds use a lot of slang and a lot of that stuff in there is majoring in the minors. go straight for the information that interests you and ignore everything else. includes links to popular training plans
bare bones training plan with no specific goal. Based on your jogging pace, aim for 12:10-ish for the "tempo" intervals, and 11:15-ish for the "speed run" intervals. For the long run, keep doing what you're doing finishing 10k; the "workouts" will be considerably shorter in terms of distance. If you run more than 3 times per week, throw in a fourth run in addition to those the comment suggests, at your usual jogging pace, 3 miles tops.
speaking of running plans — I kinda went off on a small rant under the cut that may or may not be useful to you if you're a nerdy type. Otherwise, discard
IF you are of the geeky persuasion, I would recommend picking up ANY "running training" book at your local library (or on the high seas. hit me up!) just to figure out once and for all the various jargon you'll see floating around online. I can't stress enough how many of the training plans out there are just riffs on the same basic principles with slightly different philosophies — once you get it, that's it. There's such a wealth of information in the jock nerdy spaces of the internet, but there's also kind of a big entry barrier because everyone uses slang like "lactate threshold" and "marathon pace" and it's very easy for novices to get lost.
If you're the kind who likes to do their own research, I do recommend picking up a training book. It's great for the slang but also for understanding once and for all the reasoning behind why running plans are structured in a certain way, and how to tweak them to suit your needs + a lot of advice about recovery, nutrition post workouts, how to pick paces etc. and the science behind it. However: I can't stress enough how absolutely optional this is lmao. I guarantee you that most people who run 1) don't need an elaborate program and 2) would never dream of "reading" about it. But, many habitual runners rely on experience and trial and error, or maybe they did sport in school or are part of a running club, or spent a few years fucking around and finding out. Personally, as someone who picked up running knowing nothing about it and not wanting to risk injury, I've found that doing a deep dive into "Why do people recommend X and Y" has really helped me feel like I knew what I was doing. But you don't have to!
^ I hope this wasn't too confusing lol or that it doesn't make you feel like you have to do homework to enjoy moving around. You really don't! But if you want to switch to a more methodical approach and see results, I think it's worth looking into it
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Turning me into Me #22
Its been a little while since the last one of these. Illness can drive a helluva wedge into things, and that's what I've been doing lately; being ill. Usually I can just kinda get by if I get ill. I dose up, I drink plenty, I still try and eat even if the illness makes it taste weird. But this time I couldn't really just live with it because it was a wholly avoidable illness. Regular readers of these will know that my family are... difficult. They mean well in a lot of circumstances but that translates as them becoming hammers and treating all problems like nails. For them tradition is paramount, nothing can come before it, even illness. It almost got someone killed last year... A family member complained of a cough and cold, didn't seek help (because cis men don't need help they'd rather die). Turned out he was trying to work through pneumonia and not only had it collapsed a lung, it had caused severe damage to the other. When he finally went to the doctor they told him plainly, if you had waited much longer you'd be dead. That still didn't stop my family gathering for christmas and spreading illness to each other. Me and my girlfriend were sick with flu from just after christmas day to FEBRUARY thanks to them. This time round, it was a 2yr old's birthday party that just had to go ahead despite illness and only now, 2 and a half weeks later, am I feeling better.
This has made me realise that this year is going to be a year of reckoning, a year of fated, inevitable events. This time next year it is highly likely I'm going to be on HRT (holy fuck) which means my family will have to come to terms with who I am. I am transitioning regardless of how they feel. There have been enough people in my life who support and love me to know that my life will be no less complete if my family fall out of it. It does mean that I may need to play the game with them a little while longer, for one last play, one that will end the game. If I go to them with the sharp edged truth that I am their daughter and have been for some time, they will reject it. They'll call for the signs, they'll question me, they'll question my experiences. They will not, despite previous conversations and progress, accept wholeheartedly. I need to 'legitimise' my 'claim' like I have before. They're unable to let their child be honest with them about themselves, and have to parent and coddle and sweep the problem away.
The silver lining is that either path ends at the same place, the game coming to an end and my family learning that I am trans. Its comforting actually. They're the last barrier. I'm Me with friends, with colleagues, online, at home. They're outnumbered, and outgunned.
I will be Me, with or without them.
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Welcome to my humble domain!! 🫧✨
Hi, you can call me Marble (this is my internet nickname), a lesbian in her early 20s from Poland. Just vibing here on Tumblr from time to time. If you want to look into my post/reblogs read my takes on #talk tag.
*I'm an adult and I post things for adults. I don't have time to block minors, feel warned!
You can ask me anything you want. I won't shy away, but remember that I'm not your therapist and all my opinions are biased forward women!
More information about me under the cut! 💕
I desisted in the middle of 2023. I used to be a non-binary/agender and asexual individual for around 3 to 4 years, but I understood all of that was because of internalized misogyny and homophobia and I actually wanted to have my boobs intact and I did like being a woman before I was introduced to the trans community. (For clarification, I didn't take hrt or have any surgeries done. I've only transitioned socially, thank goodness.)
If the part has * in front of it that means I changed something in the text and/or my views are different than before.
I'm an ex-Christian, now I probably would call myself a spiritual person, researching my Slavic roots at the moment. I have a complicated relationship with faith, so nothing in this department is set in stone.
I believe in critical thinking and triple-checking facts. Everyone can have their opinions, but actions should have a base in grounded reality and unbiased scientific research. Read those books ladies!
I'm mostly talking about my experience as an ex-TRA, a lesbian, a woman, someone who lives in a misogynistic/conservative family and a country that has yet to legalize same-sex marriage, but you can safely transition here even as a minor.
*I'm a trans identified men hater. I don't care. Fuck all men, I don't care anymore. Gender dysphoria or perversion (autogynephilia) in males should have never been "solved" with a surgery and/or irreversible drugs/HRT. No other mental illness has permanent body modification as its treatment, same should be for gender dysphoria. The trans movement (men's rights movement in disguise) is the most harmful thing that happened to homosexual youth and I'm so tired of seeing more people being pushed into it just because they are themselves and aren't scared to dress unconventionally!
*I gave up on men. I don't believe it's a women's job to fix whatever they have going on. If they are so scared of women not wanting them anymore, they should adapt to the change.
I make mistakes! I'm just a human being and, naturally, I will be in the wrong sometimes. May it be because of the language barrier or me just not thinking things through, doesn't matter. I will try to acknowledge my mistakes and say sorry. I'm still learning and there isn't a better way than through your own downfalls!
*I don't block people, unless they're insufferable. We can have different opinions, different lifestyles, different views, but if you're annoying I draw the line there (because Tumblr dot com is my leisure time and I won't have the negativity of random people ruin my mood)
I also draw sometimes (I don't have much time for it right now, bc I'm in the middle of my academic years), you can find my work under #my art.
Nothing here is set in stone. As I grow as a person my views will probably change. If you have any questions, just ask them! I'm happy to answer all of them ❤️
Last update: 18th November 2024
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Why is Rosado written... like that?
Heeey so I picked up on some upset opinions over Rosado, and I just wanna touch on this possible culture aspect that's the backbone of why Rosado is written the way he is.
This is meant to be an educational post.
So Rosado is written as a guy who doesn't conform to gender norms, and some feel that this is a missed representation for trans folks. I don't disagree, and here's what I understand about trans issues in Japan right now.
Thing is, in Japan... gender affirming care isn't currently a fully feasible thing in 2023.
Here's another character with similar notes to Rosado's potrayal of transness. Yamato, a character of One Piece, identifies as male and is treated as male by everyone, but has the appearance of... Well, look below. And pay attention to what ghostsatelier says here.
Yeah... So forgive me but I'm going to talk about some very uncomfortable things. This article linked below goes more in depth if you're interested but I'll boil it down to the basics for this tumblr post.
Officially, Japan's legal view on transgender issue is still based on that very outdated rubbish idea that "wanting to be trans is a mental disorder". As a result, in order to change one's legally recognized gender, one must be the following:
Be over 20
Be single (meaning if one is married they must be forced to get a divorce)
Not have any children under 20
Do not have functional gonads, or not have gonads (ie. forced sterilization)
Have a physical form that is "“endowed with genitalia that closely resemble the physical form of an alternative gender.” (ie forced bottom surgery and/or forced hormonal therapy)
Yeah. It's literal dog fucking shit.
Therefore, portrayals of trans characters like Rosado and Yamato are quite empowering to the Japanese. There are a lot who don't transition for those reasons, and there's still a strong pressure for people to conform to society's 'norms' there.
There are many academics, medicals and average folk there who think the law is crap as well, but that is the law. (They're really speaking up on it)
Anywho, hope this post was informative.
EDIT & UPDATE: The Japanese supreme court has deemed Trans Sterilization Law unconsitutional as of 23 oct 2023(via Nikkei Asia), and has officially approved the first official "nonsterilized trans man's gender change" (via kyodonews.net) as of 7th Feb 2024. 👍
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I really get what you mean with how fandoms tend to treat trans characters. It feels like they treat the trans character more as a kink than an actual part of the character.
It honestly feels so prolific that it's to the point if I see a character tagged as trans in fic written purely for smut (like a pwp one shot) I feel like I need to investigate the author first so I'm not just walking into a character's transness being used as something just to get off to. Especially when they'll suddenly have the aforementioned character start acting far more femme, or something along those lines. It's probably rooted in some form of internalized transphobia or homophobia. Maybe even both.
I also know for some people who write stuff like that they are trans and I probably don't really count as trans (I use different pronouns than what I was born with, but don't really have time not money to look into physical transition) so maybe I'm just looking too deep into it and should touch grass, but it does still give me the ick.
:gives you a big hug: first, you absolutely are trans, if that's a label you're comfortable with. There's no barrier for entry, I promise. Anyone who tells you otherwise deserves a kick up the backside.
Second... yeah. It's just so prolific and insidious... It's at the state where if I want kinky dom/sub sex where the subby bottom has a vag, I'll look for fics with transmasc characters, because that's what you get, 99 times out of 100. If I want fics that centre transmasc characters and actually explore transness, or fics about transmasc characters who have literally any other preferences in the bedroom.... I avoid fics tagged with 'trans [character]' like the plague and go off reccs from trusted friends. Which means I've found about like, three good fics overall in my fandoms where the transmasc character gets to have a different role in the bedroom.
I dunno, it's just kinda.... tiring, lol. And from being in F/F fandoms, I can tell you that the exact same thing happens to trans women in fic - they're used as a convenient penis in smutfic 99% of the time, and only ever seem to be put in dommy top roles. Sooooooo yeah. I do think it's something fandom as a whole needs to just... think about a bit.
To be clear - there's nothing WRONG with writing subby bottom transmascs or dommy top transfemmes. There's definitely nothing wrong with BEING either of those things. The issue is when almost ALL of the smutfic about characters who fall into these categories is like that, and it feels like these trans characters are just being... treated as an extension to their genitals, and common societal expectations thereof.
I would encourage authors to THINK and CHALLENGE the assumption that transmasc = bottom and transfemme = top! Not saying you HAVE to write anything, but holy shit, a tiny bit of variety would be really fucking nice lol. And you might enjoy writing a different dynamic more than you think!
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I don't know if you remember but I'm the trans guy who asked if there'll be a cis version for the sequel cause he couldn't read the trans version due to some heavy body dysmorphia going on.
Soooo update I finally am able to read the trans version... You probably don't remember but the way you responded helped me a lot to come to terms with the way my body looks right now and that I can still be a man, even like this.
(Tbh for the longest time I thought I was a transphobic woman bc trans characters who hadn't transitioned gave me panic attacks and it's kinda funny in retrospect lol I was just dumb)
And I dunno I just needed you to know that you wrote that beautifully and I'm so relived and happy to be kinda content right now. I haven't felt this good about me... Ever?
And I just read the christmas scene and Stu saw Billy naked for the first time and... And he just wants and loves Billy exactly the way he is and that was so... Healing. (honestly am totally in love with your Stu anyway but this really sealed the deal).
Long story short I have been crying for 30 minutes now. Honestly tears of joy and relief. Thank you!
(I hope you don't mind me telling you this)
Hey dude I definitely remember you! Your ask was important to me, honestly, transmascs like you are some of the people this fic is for. To be clear its for everyone, but the whole reason I wrote two versions was because of my own fluctuating relationship with dysphoria. I understand why you weren't feeling ok to read the trans version, and I'm glad it ended up being a healing experience for you, you have no idea how much it means to me to hear that.
And just as a side note I don't think it dumb you were afraid you were just a transphobic woman. I think it's really easy to internalize transphobia especially when you're still processing your identity. Transphobia is everywhere and it's unquestioned, and in a lot of cases it's more accessible than trans rhetoric that's positive and affirming. I would argue that transphobia has a major presence in a lot of trans communities too honestly, that's what trans-medicalism is.
The reality is our bodies aren't worse than cis bodies, they aren't less attractive. They're just different, but the world acts like it's a fucking tragedy to have to cut your tits off and take hormones, and that's bullshit. I'm a much more attractive trans dude than I was a cis woman. Do I still have a complicated relationship with parts of my body? Yes. Do I still have dysphoria? Yes. But so do cis people.
I wrote the trans version specifically because I wasn't seeing a lot of transmasc representation (in fic or other media) that felt true and affirming to me- not that the other stuff can't be affirming to other transmascs, just I wasn't finding stuff that felt like a positive version of my own experience.
I think theres a tendency to focus on body, dysphoria, and insecurity in trans fiction in a way that isn't untrue, but also which doesn't give me the ability to engage in fun smut the same way I feel cis people get to. Cis people can be insecure about their bodies in lots of ways, I'd argue cis people also experience gender dysphoria (think cis women with small chests, cis men who have breasts or smaller penises, ect.), but it's not nearly as common for sexual depictions of them in fiction to focus on those insecurities, and on navigating the way other people react to their bodies ahead of the actual smut.
The other place I see this happening is with sexual depictions of fat people and disabled people. Our bodies and minds are positioned as barriers in sexual situations, and while realistically we may have things to navigate that cis, thin or able bodied people don't, that doesn't mean those barriers need to be centered in erotica that involves us. Cis, thin, able bodied people have insecurities and sexual hang-ups too, so why do they get to be written as having fun, positive sex without centering those things when we don't? To me it positions transness, fatness, and disability as inherently being a barrier to positive sexuality and I just think that's unrealistic.
I'm rambling but all that is to say, this has been healing to me too. We deserve depictions of ourselves that acknowledge the differences and barriers we do have (like, Billy is still scared about coming out, it's hard for him to do, thats a barrier) without making them the whole experience.
I'm really glad you're feeling better about things, and i'm really, really fucking touched that my writing could be a part of that 🖤
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decided to try to go back on testosterone again. i got my prescription at planned parenthood on sunday and am going to try to pick it up today. have been off t for about a year and was doing diy before that. i really like being on testosterone and really like how it makes me feel and really like the changes it brings but the past trauma from being forced on estrogen makes it SO hard for me to actually stay on it. i start to get so fucked up just about taking any hormones at all and sometimes get paranoid and delusional that they are secretly giving me estrogen instead of testosterone and it's so so hard to stay on it. also really hard to convince myself to willingly go see an endocrinologist. forever so mad at how intersexism caused me this type of medical trauma that STILL fucks up my ability to transition. like i want to be on testosterone so fucking bad but so far the longest i've been able to stay on it without getting delusional is about 8 months. i hate that the medical abuse is still creating barriers for something i want to do 8 years later.
but. we're trying. got a bunch of axolotl stickers to cover my sharps bin + testosterone containers in to try to demedicalize it as much as possible. got a lot of extra needles so that needles access isn't a barrier. also in a much better place than the last time i was on testosterone and am going to try to stop my habit of reusing needles. also think im going to try to stockpile hrt a tiny bit so that i can overlap when i move and don't have to go months without t again. just. trying everything i can to make this as easy as possible bc it brings me so much joy to be on testosterone and i wish it were easier for me.
also if any intersex or schizo besties who have similar things going on and have any tips that have worked for them. pls let me know
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