#barney fact

[gordontubeplus]

barney fact

barney calhouns dick is a raisin

[inkzectz]

A lotta portal doodles + half life

Also mlp portal AU

[halflifebutawesome]

MAY 16, 200-

[canneddolts]

ARGH

[defira85]

I need. Dog

[artistwithnoplans]

Benrey and Barney…Okay I am thinking of some concept for a story and all (*´꒳`*)

Plus my boy Zink facts! (read bellow :3)

- Full name Graham Zink. He has a degree in electronic engineering which is why he has such interest in motorcycles (mainly their structure, but wishes to own one some day!)

- Being pale has a reason. Poor fella has to consume those iron supplements, hence being anaemic :>

- Earlier in his Black Mesa employment he worked as a maintenance guy, later dubbed as a dust devil by some co-worker. Liked to hide his lunchboxes in certain vents because someone kept eating away from them.

[bookaddictedrose]

Look at this!

....I honestly don't know what to think

[randomnameless]

Wanting to check if some paralogue had minor lolcalisation changes, I happened on this :

It's basically Barney saying Supreme Leader is the best thing since canned soda, because before the war, no one without connections or achievments would have ever led an army (alois who?) even if they later adds that this would have never happened, at least, in Adrestia (which throws another wrench at the wahwahs about the evil lizard lady upholding classicism, if the country who gave her the earlier middle finger can be classicist as fuck while she appoints a rando as the leader of her knights...)

Like :

"You could have joined the KoS Barney, look at Shamir who has no background, or even, you, know Alois?"

"Who? The guy who was demoted to a NPC and had his characterisation erased? Church BaD the scripts says so without the Supreme War no one would have ever gave me a chance to shine due to my lack of background, even if I had talent. Nowhere. In the entire world."

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But what is, or course, more interesting and was Pat'd away was the "and..." from the final sentence : Supreme Leader confesses that Barney's talent isn't the only reason why she's appointed them as one of the leaders of her army...

What was she going to say? Uwu avatar wanking? Or, just like her sudden Billy interest only popping after getting the SoC, Supreme Leader's interest in Barney is also rooted in their strange abilities?

Given how Supreme Leader says in the A support how the only reason why she has been able to get rid of Uncle'n'pals is due to Barney (Rhea who? Maybe she only lent her knights in chapter 3 for fun? Or they were busy visiting Willy's tomb?)

Pat : "Quick, edit this asap! It's a unification, not a conquest!"

[lefetfritos]

WOA!!!!

[iateyourburrito]

Hello local programs and users <3

I come bringing another offering <3

Wallcharger AU Barney (by @roosterm3at) turned into Tron!!!

He's a Firewall now!

[nickysfacts]

Since being gifted with life, Mewtwo remains as one of the most other worldly Pokémon!

✨👽✨

[frootbyethefoot]

hey half life fans you ever think about how barney had to grapple with gordons possible death like. 3 times. twice in the same week.

[awakefor48hours]

I love that Barney definitely got his name from Barney the Dinosaur because if he was a real person, I can totally see himself naming himself Percy.

[canneddolts]

HIIEEE i just wanted to say i adoree the way u draw barney and gordon its everythign 2 me… They r so silly i wanna Squish them yr art style is js absolutely the best ever

DEMOLISH

[dlstmxkakwldrlarchive]

you know what gives me onminkey energy that one vid with as long as its not blue or pink hair dye clip n jinkibum are the guys putting the dye n ming is the tht guy

#annoying u n the audience with asks cause there aren't much jinki updates today

PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sweetiepotatofry]

You can tell I'm an og Barney fan because..

I was terrified of the animaniacs episode where they kill Barney (& was scared they'd jump me while I was visiting my great grandpa's grave bc of that.)

I purposefully at six years old messed with the twisty button things on my older sister's ukulele because she used to terrorize with that one Barney playground Carol (IYKYK) on ukulele.

I wanted to be a pink firefighter because of that one Barney firefighter special that said fire trucks can come in all colors.

I know of that one of the dudes who created South Park almost got the reigns of making a Barney movie in the nineties.