#barney fact

[gordontubeplus]

barney fact

barney calhouns dick is a raisin

[inkzectz]

A lotta portal doodles + half life

Also mlp portal AU

[ohnoitsz1m]

what if freehoun sparklefurs

siiigh.. what if <3

Sparkledog x Gloomdog WIN

genuinely so happy with this sparkledog gordon design shes so cute...And Barneys here too I guess/lh

[halflifebutawesome]

MAY 16, 200-

[mineralsrocksandfossiltalks]

Damn, why are you so popular?

I 100% guarantee that if you were to ask random people on the street, adult and child alike, to name a dinosaur, Tyrannosaurus rex will be in the top 5. To not know about this dinosaur would imply you grew up in a hole behind a rock in a cave.

Tyrannosaurus, why are you so popular? You're like a pumpkin spice latte; the basic bitch of the dinosaur world and yet you are beloved by pretty much everyone. WHY?!?!?!?!?

Is it because you have one of the most badass names in scientific literature? I mean, Tyrant Lizard King has a nice ring to it.

Maybe it has to do with the sheer size and bulk of this animal. There aren't many terrestrial predators that could compare (yes there are other dinosaurs but we are focusing on this one this month). Tyrannosaurus could reach upwards of 40ft long (12 m), with a skull a little over 5 ft long (1.5 m) and teeth the size of bananas (around 12 in). It had a bite force strong enough to penetrate concrete.

It could simply be that it has been featured in films since post WWI. I mean, in 1933 King Kong famously fought one and has done so in many remakes.

This is a horrible rendition of a Tyrannosaurus too. I mean, come on, why do modern movies keep showing theropods with their teeth like that? It's so stupid! Anyway, there are other less horrendous tyrannosaurus depictions in film.

Three-year-old me would not have included Barney though. I couldn't stand him. However, he technically is a Tyrannosaurus and he has probably instilled the love of dinosaurs in many children so I can't be too upset with him.

There is, of course, the famous Sharp Tooth from The Land Before Time which was a boss movie that I grew up on.

The most famous is probably this girl from Jurassic Park though. The roar is easily recognizable, she was a beautiful puppet, and let's face it, she had some of the best scenes in that movie.

It's also turned up in many other TV shows like Doctor Who (a few times), Primeval, Power Rangers and Transformers.

You can also find it in a few novels including The Lost World by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, We're Back! A Dinosaur Story by Hudson Talbott and the Dinosaur Lords series by Victor Milan.

Whatever the reasons, everyone knows this dinosaur and this month we're going to delve into Tyrannosaurus and it's family members. Fair warning, there are some VERY strong biases when it comes to tyrannosaurs and while I don't study them for that very reason (and let's face it, T.rex really is just a basic bitch), I don't totally dislike them and there are some pretty cool ones, so look forward to that.

(Like this one from New Mexico with a super badass name but I will save that for a later post.)

If Tyrannosaurus is your favorite dinosaur, maybe you can sway me to think they aren't so bad...but good luck. My dad has been trying to sway me for 30 years to no avail. Tune in tomorrow for some bone-crunching trivia! Fossilize you later!

[canneddolts]

ARGH

[defira85]

I need. Dog

[artistwithnoplans]

Benrey and Barney…Okay I am thinking of some concept for a story and all (*´꒳`*)

Plus my boy Zink facts! (read bellow :3)

- Full name Graham Zink. He has a degree in electronic engineering which is why he has such interest in motorcycles (mainly their structure, but wishes to own one some day!)

- Being pale has a reason. Poor fella has to consume those iron supplements, hence being anaemic :>

- Earlier in his Black Mesa employment he worked as a maintenance guy, later dubbed as a dust devil by some co-worker. Liked to hide his lunchboxes in certain vents because someone kept eating away from them.

[bookaddictedrose]

Look at this!

....I honestly don't know what to think

[all-pacas]

how would chase react to a surprise baby from a one-night-stand/casual relationship? and then after his freakout, how would he actually handle it? (why yes, i am stealing barneys ending from himym)

"You need to get an abortion. My hospital does them, I can get you in this afternoon."

HAHA no seriously. Chase is a hot mess of abandonment issues and parental trauma: his parents were both neglectful and abusive and forced him to take care of his baby sister, and we can clearly see he's not over any of it: he still speaks with anger to Rowan in S1, he wishes his mother had died rather than force him to take care of her in S8. We see it also in how he chases intimacy and connection and wants desperately to be wanted and loved and falls for women quick, but mostly? I think if he found out one of his hookups was pregnant, he'd immediately have war flashbacks: he can't abandon this kid like Rowan did, he can't be a shit parent like his mother was (he can't run away like he did, with his sister), but as much as Chase wants intimacy he's also fucking terrified of it, he's actually kind of standoffish, he doesn't open up easily. He doesn't want to be a Bad Father, he also probably doesn't want to marry or date or be involved with his hookup: he's not Taub, who is a fundamentally decent person (who is just shit at relationships); Chase is a pile of insecurities and issues and throwing a baby at him would probably set off every last one.

We know that he does want kids, at least in the very abstract, but it's different to imagine your hypothetical three kids with your fiance a few days before your wedding when you love and trust her and have every intention of spending your life with her, you know? Chase doesn't really show much interest in getting married or relationships in the abstract (compare Cameron, who defines herself by her relationships, and Foreman, who is always dating someone). He doesn't open up easily. Once he's there, yes, absolutely, he'd be thrilled with a pregnancy. But with a stranger? I think that freakout doesn't stop. I think he immediately starts imagining the kid being left on his doorstep and him being forced to take care of it alone and it ruining his life. I think he remembers meeting his hookup at the bar and starts worrying she's a useless drunk. I think he starts thinking of his father and not wanting to abandon this kid, but also immediately hating and resenting it for needing him to not abandon it. I don't think he'd enjoy it at all. If the mom refused to get an abortion, I think his best case scenario is paying child support and never looking at or interacting with the kid because it brings up way too many issues. <3

[randomnameless]

Wanting to check if some paralogue had minor lolcalisation changes, I happened on this :

It's basically Barney saying Supreme Leader is the best thing since canned soda, because before the war, no one without connections or achievments would have ever led an army (alois who?) even if they later adds that this would have never happened, at least, in Adrestia (which throws another wrench at the wahwahs about the evil lizard lady upholding classicism, if the country who gave her the earlier middle finger can be classicist as fuck while she appoints a rando as the leader of her knights...)

Like :

"You could have joined the KoS Barney, look at Shamir who has no background, or even, you, know Alois?"

"Who? The guy who was demoted to a NPC and had his characterisation erased? Church BaD the scripts says so without the Supreme War no one would have ever gave me a chance to shine due to my lack of background, even if I had talent. Nowhere. In the entire world."

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But what is, or course, more interesting and was Pat'd away was the "and..." from the final sentence : Supreme Leader confesses that Barney's talent isn't the only reason why she's appointed them as one of the leaders of her army...

What was she going to say? Uwu avatar wanking? Or, just like her sudden Billy interest only popping after getting the SoC, Supreme Leader's interest in Barney is also rooted in their strange abilities?

Given how Supreme Leader says in the A support how the only reason why she has been able to get rid of Uncle'n'pals is due to Barney (Rhea who? Maybe she only lent her knights in chapter 3 for fun? Or they were busy visiting Willy's tomb?)

Pat : "Quick, edit this asap! It's a unification, not a conquest!"

[lefetfritos]

WOA!!!!

[iateyourburrito]

Hello local programs and users <3

I come bringing another offering <3

Wallcharger AU Barney (by @roosterm3at) turned into Tron!!!

He's a Firewall now!

[nickysfacts]

Since being gifted with life, Mewtwo remains as one of the most other worldly Pokémon!

✨👽✨

[stylinson-spagghetti]

barney stinson and captain carswell thorne are the same person in different fonts

[canneddolts]

HIIEEE i just wanted to say i adoree the way u draw barney and gordon its everythign 2 me… They r so silly i wanna Squish them yr art style is js absolutely the best ever

DEMOLISH