#barely survived i guess
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thinking about how psychologically torturous everything dnp did was when dapg came back. like every upload had something that would cause irreparable psychic damage. like BOOM the phousepad!! BOOM framed final fantasy characters!! BOOM dan can’t shut the fuck up about phil having a phat ass!! they woke up every fucking day and chose extreme violence!! now i feel like i’ve built up a tolerance and i can take anything because of the absolute exposure therapy of a year it’s been since they came back. like sister daniel baking?? react to all pinofs?? the phan roblox videos?? that red carpet review video where they said the gayest sappiest nastiest shit that has ever been uttered by human lips?? and that was oct-dec 2023?? HOW ARE WE ALIVE
#i can’t even begin to go through what’s happened in 2024#but the fact that we survived the first few months of the revival is unexpected and impressive#barely survived i guess#it was rough but goddamn 2015 me would have gone into cardiac arrest and died on the spot#which like i mean…. no i can’t make that joke i’m literally in training to be a therapist lmao#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deet#danandphilgames#dip and pip#d&p#yeet my deenp#tmogar#hbdnell
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Jon’s little whispered “it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London,” will always be one of my favourite random lines from TMA. The police may claim to be tackling knife crime but nothing can stop one (1) sleep deprived archivist with unchecked paranoia
#I say that like I’d react any fucking different#lmao watch me sneaky sneak into haunted tunnels with an axe I just somehow bought in Chelsea#as if they’d let me into Chelsea lmao#I barely survived going to college in Westminster#tma#mag 78#out of context spoilers I guess??#magpod#the magnus archives
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something something blood-soaked hands cradling your face something something
anyway here's the post btw
#what if post dp3 logan struggles to emotionally accept that wade Will Actually For Real Survive Anything#and one time they are fighting some random baddies#and they somehow get in a few shots straight to wade's cranium and he drops like a bag of slutty slutty potatoes#and logan goes full berserker trying to get to him#like he just massacres everyone in his way and wade still isnt getting up ohnoohnoohnonotagainohno#(healing factor or no a few direct shots to the brain stem/t box take a bit to recover from)#(no more than five minutes but it's an eternity to logan)#and his heart sinks to the very core of the earth as he kneels down next to wade's body#and his hands are shaking and soaked in blood and he can't seem to sheathe his claws in his dazed adrenalined state#he tries to peel back wade's mask and fear is just *pounding* through his system because in that moment#all he can see are the xmen dead in massive pools of blood#and that feeling of unreality is rushing over him like thiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningnotagainohgodnotagain#wade's still and unresponsive and there is so Much BLOOD (hard to tell how much is Wade's and how much is just on his hands)#and logan doesn't even realize he's crying until suddenly wade's eyes light up like a computer restarting#and he's smiling and gasping and joking immediately#“well howdy there hot stuff what did I miss?”#and then he clocks that logan is Not Okay#“... well gee willikers golly goddamn peanut 'twas only a flesh wound! no need to go all waterworks over lil ol me”#“you know it would take a helluva lot more than that to make me shuffle off this here mortal coil!”#“see all better I'm hunky dory peachy keen right as fucking rain”#“I mean cmon I can't have been out for more than five minutes so let's just go back to you being exasperated with my bullshit antics okay??#“...okay sugarboobs? snookums? babycakes?.... Logan?”#and they just sit there on the floor holding each other for a while#wade babbling and logan crying about everything he's lost and wondering distantly how he has come to care so much#about this blithering jokester in like barely a week#that the thought of losing him brought him crashing back to the worst memory of his extremely rough life#anyway that's enough tag mini fic lolol I'm having feelings about my own drawing I guess 😵#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine art
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a thunderstorm woke me up and now my veins are running on pure caffeine and (unfortunately) i have jamil on the mind.
so now i'm thinking about what if yuu has an extreme fear of thunder
imagine there's a thunderstorm in the middle of the night.
you've just been weirdly anxious, and when jamil inquired, you begrudgingly admit that you're afraid of thunder.
it's embarrassing. why would you be scared of thunder, they're just loud sounds. it’ll pass.
jamil had to stop himself from making a judgmental remark. even if jokingly.
he’s deathly afraid of bugs, he literally has no place to make fun of you for it.
at least with bugs you can get rid of them, but you can’t just fight the weather unless you’re a powerful mage.
so the least jamil can do is to comfort you.
maybe listening to music sharing headphones.
or make you focus on his voice instead so you don’t pay attention to the loud noises. either by chatting or reading a book together.
of course, maybe he could also use snake whisper on you so your mind would effortlessly cease those fears.
jamil would if you asked. but he’s not going to offer it himself.
(besides, it’s a bit weird if he’s using his unique magic on you again, considering whatever your relationship is at this point.)
and it’s not like that idea would even cross your mind when all you could think about was the agonizing dread of oncoming thunder.
plus it kinda sounds crazy knowingly asking someone to put you under mind control.
every time thunder boomed you found yourself clinging to jamil's clothes. burying your face in his chest. as if you were holding onto him for dear life.
he'd laugh if he knew you weren't deathly afraid of it. so he'd make soothing gestures instead.
the thunder was still unbearable, but eventually you found comfort in jamil’s warmth.
it really helped to drown it out. at least mostly.
this seemed to be a better outcome anyway than forcing you to just forget about it.
and it would’ve been easier, sure. but how many times could you get the chance to cozy up to jamil
and on the other hand, jamil kinda wanted this moment to last. how many times could he have an excuse for "relaxing" with you.
as much as it makes you suffer, him wanting this moment to last longer meant wishing for the thunderstorm to last longer as well.
jamil hopes you can forgive him for being selfish in that regard.
#hi hello i’m offering yall jamil enthusiasts something to chew on i guess???#i don’t have a fear of thunder anymore but this was fun to think about#kinda embarrassed too bc i dont often write hsdkljfalskdj#anyways shout out and much love to all writers bc how do you do full on fics#i barely survived making this bullet point one#[—✦-#-✧ my writing#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#jamil x yuu#-✦—]#what are the right tags for this uhhhh#perhaps i should stick to drawing#also my heart’s about to explode#vietnamese coffee at night is.
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Me @ Wulbren after the way he talked to my man Barcus in Last Light
#bg3#talking mad shit for a fucking GNOME#should have called him a prick but my tav is a nobleman so he just barely held himself back#bro the TONE when barcus said hes 'a patient man' cause i told him to wait to leave bc of the shadow curse#WULBREN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE#barcus is just a lil guy in love and i will PUNT THAT FUCKING GNOME#JUST WAIT WULBREN. ACT 3. INTO THE FUCKING HARBOR#THOSE WAVE BITCHES WILL PUT IN A WORD FOR ME WITH THE SEA QUEEN FUCKING FIND OUT WULBREN#barcus overhearing: [barcus disapproves]#sorry man do i look like a redemption paladin to you#hated his ass even when you didnt survive my first run to make it to act 3 its just worse now#guess i should tag#bg3 barcus#bg3 barcus wroot#barcus wroot#idk i dont go in his tag#or wulbrens. as you could guess
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if i was a vampire i would drain you all bloodysloppystyle. btw
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I want to write I want to make girls be weird about each other in MY word docs I want to have creative projects and goals againn :/
#but i am. so tired#i also don't want it to be something i'm forcing myself through because i feel like that always backfires#this year to me has really been about figuring out what is actually important to me and in what ways i can push myself to grow without#sending myself back to square one again#i can kind of feel myself gearing up to create things again and have wants and goals again but it is sooo slow#absolutely everything wipes me out mentally which i guess it always did but now i can like. comprehend it!#i know what is happening in there but i am so clumsy at working around it. i hadn't practiced that a lot before#it's taking like multiple years to recover from stuff that other people seem to recover from easily#it's sooo annoying and it's not really about feeling like i wasted my 20s anymore#i am where i am it was my life and i spent it the way i did so far. i just can't change that#it's more about like Wanting to do so many things and feeling like there is the potential for so much and feeling held back by my own self#there are so many things i want to try now that i'm doing more than bare minimum surviving and it's like i want them all at once#but i can't possibly do them all at least not yet there just is not time or energy or money to do them all right away#i have trouble prioritizing
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pulps law is that whenever i get insane enough about something, i will inevitably attempt to make a persona 5 au, regardless of whether or not i am successful at it.
#pulp speaks#anyways guys youre never going to guess what au ive been thinking of lately .#i know the correct way to go about this is make sidestep the main character but you see#i will not be doing that. and actually in fact i will not be following the storyline of persona 5 in the slightest. because lol#but morgana exists in this au purely because i dont think the others would survive without him explaining what the metaverse is 💀#the rangers are a team of detective for the public sector in this au#and dr mortum is an unassuming everyday scientist that should not peak the rangers interest in any way. at all#in the video game that exists in my head the player can pick between playing julia or ricardo#it doesnt change the storyline that much but it does make the character relationships funky so#in my head chen is best friends with julia and argent is best friends with ricardo#chen and ortega stumble into the metaverse together so if you pick julia its two best friends in a life or death situation#but if you pick ricardo its your sisters best friend+kinda your boss in a life or death situation which personally i find extremely funny#regardless of which ortega you play with the other one doesnt know about the metaverse until id say like. the end of the first palace? beca#use thats when they start getting suspicious#and because this is ortega they follow them and find out about the metaverse that way#i dont think they become a phantom thief but i think they do end up covering the others asses irl#dr mortum still isnt actually a doctor but i think theyre the one providing medicine to them at the start of the game#theyre extremely wary of the rangers at the start and ortega can barely convince them to sell them things which they still charge-#-extremely high over. i think the turning point comes when they discover the metaverse because holy fuck they are So excited about it#both because of the implications and what the metaverse could be used For#chen is not thrilled about letting them know this but theyre kind of their supplier so its not like he can argue#i think mortum joins the phantom thieves eventually but as a navi#obviously its in their best interest to provide everything for free now that theyre part of the team but they still have to order supplies-#-so i think the way it works out in game is that theres certain days supplies can be ordered and you have to pay for it but the items can b#-picked up at any day of the week#but also i have no idea how that would work practically (its all in my head anyway so it doesnt actually matter but yk)#theres still more thoughts about this but im ✨running out of tags✨ and also i cannot organize my thoughts enough to explain it#im not main tagging this its going to be my silly self indulgent au for eternity ok
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doodle dump
#lobotomy corporation#lobcorp#lobotomy corp agent#lobotomy corp oc#pretty sure i have more i missed. just doodling since i cant get myself to make more than bare minimum effort rn#ocs as well so i dont need to think abt how to properly portray another. considering i literally made them up#personality wise anyways. took some creative liberties when it comes to actual gear and random generated agents anyways#maybe ill actually ramble abt them on the sideblog. Eden and Eliza mirrors to one another and picking specific aspects of humanity to cling#to. Eden deciding the subconscious and concepts of humanity brought to life is more ideal that humans themself. the more one loves of human#ity the less one begins to love of humans. Eliza becoming subservient and wanting to activly love humans and her kin even when they hold no#love for her in turn. Both needing to be rewarded or feel rewarded for their dedication. Idealizing each side. the idea of everyone is capa#ble of good and thus should be forgiven and unquestionable love and loyalty. Eden viewing people as senselessly killing oneanother in furth#er elaborate ways and rejects the idea of people all together and finds solance in the Concept than the Living#Angelina and Ryn with how one views time and survival. One hyperfocused on surviving of the current day and neglecting their own very self-#and desires while the other only looks towards the future and idealizes to the point where they dont even see the today. delusion to claw#through reality. Safety team w Brook Eliza Evgeni and Katya is a little harder to explain but the main concept with them as a Group being a#a jab at the happy workplace family that gets along. nuh uh#i guess another idea that is weaved into them is 'survival' and how one sees they can be fit to live or find a meaning to live. and the con#tradictions that arise from anothers perspective and how people 'ought to live'. a clash of either accepting or denying anothers way of#how one should survive. and the projection of a way to live. of 'i view this to be right and thus i will have you do this thing' saving an#aspect or person that they can see themself in to then essentally save themself.#will i be able to handle such ideas with finesse? likely not i dont have faith in myself to properly encapsulate such topics to a perfect#enough degree but it is interesting to explore
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Hello... I live 😭🙏🏼
#a;msg#🍒#just barely but hey#it’s been a while#haha sorry you know how it goes... life amirite 👺#i’m gonna be around for 2 weeks or so (for sure hopefully) because GOODNESS I FINALLY GOT A VACATION WOOP WOOP 🗣️‼️#can’t promise a lot tho. erm :/ i’m in my final year of college and i haven’t had a ton of time#but!!!!!! i’m making something for k day!!!!!! on that note happy k day everyone 🥳🥳🥳 my belovedest#as they say 🦜 graphic design is my passion 🤠🙌🏼#i still have one more panel to work on but hey it’s going somewhere so i’m allowed to be annoying here right 😁?#you guys i had finals starting from the release day of aorashi 😔.. my nonexistent luck always striking at the worst moments#so i was gone. survived the finals but was burnt out beyond comprehension. then new sem started 😭#vacation started early october but honestly am just :/ still burnt out... but had to show up on k day bc yEAH#honestly forgot how much of a love hate relationship i have with graphic design but despite everything i AM enjoying it#(of course i am it has k’s face everywhere) 😛#sorry for rambling update i guess 🙆🏽♀️#edit: i will also catch up with my tag and queue everything!!! cannot wait to see the lovely stuff 🤩🤩
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me: oh my godddd that shift was so longgg I hate working so much 😩😩😩😫😫😫
the shift: literally only 5 hours
(ALSO sorry I am SO behind on notifs!!! planning to catch up tomorrow after work but THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for the anniversary wishes!!! 🥹💜💜)
#idk how im gonna survive in this world i really dont 💀💀#also working here is giving me FAMILY FEVER so bad like... i just watch these happy families walk by the store all day being so cute...#i almost cried 5 times because I was yearning so badly 😭😭🤡🤡🤡#like it's something I've always wanted but as a homebody i barely had to think about it and now it's shoved in my face EVERY DAY 😭#it's just getting to me i guess#i must've been spaced out yearning REALLY BAD because some man came in and said when he was outside he THOUGHT I WAS A MANNEQUIN 😭😭😭#WE'RE A FRAGRANCE STORE WHY WOULD WE EVEN HAVE A MANNEQUIN 😭😭😭 it was so funny#caitiechat
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AnE ch142 be like:
me:
wdym they are okay with letting Shiemi, Shura, Lightning and co sacrifice themselves while they go on to survive and avenge them “later”????!!!
Mephy what have you done to them, plz explain
#ao no exorcist#moriyama shiemi#okumura rin#okumura yukio#kirigakure shura#lewin light#lightning#ane 142#ane spoilers#tbh it's probably a less than adequate use of cliffhanger#especially since it would def promote the future that Mephy was so mad about#but i really genuinely didn't understand that they barely fought with the idea#during the Aomori arc the twins were PISSED about Shura saying she would die soon#just like the Exwires were super pissed when Yukio left and Rin almost died consumed by his powers#and now the others are ready to be bait and to die and they're like 'guess we'll survive then?!'#i don't get this#sensei plz explain#first time in 5ever a chapter makes absolutely no sense in its execution and that doesn't sit right with me T-T#tbd maybe#honestly truly believing that the chapter was just designed like that bc she didn't have time and it will be rectified in the volume version#otherwise it just feels like Koneko and co are okay with Shiemi telling them to live on while she's off to be killed#and that is beyond senseless which is not like Sensei's usual writing at all
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anniversary event be like (spoilers)
Abramelin: I'm the one who split the Omnipotent into two with the Phoenix's help Danchou and crew: Damn, really? Danchou: Why did you do it? Abramelin: The Omnipotent killed my wife and friends Danchou: Oh no, why would the Omnipotent do that? Abramelin: Because we tried to kill him multiple times Danchou: The rest of the crew: All of them: What? Danchou: ...Why did you try to kill the Omnipotent multiple times? Abramelin: He was just standing there and we didn't like his vibes Danchou: The rest of the crew:
#granblue fantasy#event spoilers#again i guess#this is so fucking funny#of all the angles they could've taken for how and why original bahamut got split in half#they went with yeah he spooked the people he made by doing nothing but fly around so they tried to kill him#i can't believe bahamut really did nothing wrong#hell bahamut did NOTHING the godslayers just had it out for him for no reason#not only that abramelin was like i had no grudge against you until you killed my wife#my brother in bahamut you and your wife barely survived the first unprompted attempt you made on his life AND WENT BACK FOR MORE#they didn't even WANT to join the fight against bahamut initially that shit's literally their own fault 😭
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What Watcher just die is so cruel, like y'all made people get hyped for an announcement and it was that bullshit??? Also saying you "want to keep the price low enough where anyone and everyone is able to afford it" during a cost of living crisis is so fucking out of touch holy shit
#like dude your prime demographic are young people who are barely fucking surviving in this economy#how dare you#the whole idea is fucking stupid but the way you're framing it is cruel#this is literally just rooster teeth 2.0#also if you can't afford to operate at your current level just cut back???#honestly it doesn't seem like most people even want this overproduced content to begin with#you guys seriously fucked yourselves and it's so upsetting#and shit i only watch like two shows#i can't even imagine how betrayed bigger fans feel#and there's been conflicting reports about it#but if you guys actually remove all of the content that's already on YouTube that is fucking disgusting#anyway good luck i guess#watcher
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The thing about being at least being slightly more comfortable doing storyboards now is all I want to do is board things out that are beyond my current skill set.
Got this idea rolling in my head for my good gan au where gan and link meet first during a molduga fight, and just the tag teaming compatibility of that. I know my brain can’t process action too much yet to get it to look good.
#it would also involve showing ganon as capable of using various weapons like link#sand seal shield surfing#some almost instantly falling in love#if I could do it I would but I barely survived boarding two scenes for work#but also I guess practice makes perfect#… I’ll thumbnail maybe#ganlink#tagging that for myself later
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I really want to change my Crow Rook's name to fit being from Treviso more, but they really made Antiva a freak mash up of Italy and Spain and I simply do not know what to do with that
#the running backstory for her so far is#Dalish mage who got the training then had to leave because Too Many Mages#so she's out at like 13 or some shit#then scooped up by the Crows Somehow#maybe she almost got sold for slavery because Yeah that happens a lot esp to elves#idk haven't really thought that chunk out#gets gently Fucked Up by the training but she's tenacious and survives through humor#(so many scars on this girl she's doing her best)#but ultimately she finds the group very fulfilling to be a part of and adopts a more fitting name once she's a proper Crow#which gives her very loose roots back to the Dalish and a very strong connect to the Crows#but What do I do with them mashing two romance languages together#they're barely different but the parts that don't match Really Don't Match#I'm softly attached to the Renn part of her name because it sounds like wren and I like the bird play on words#because Rook is a chess piece and that's why Varric picked it but it's also a bird#and she's a Crow#and the Dalish are super tied to nature which is also partly bird#this is a personal snag I just scrolled through like 7 pages on my go to name website and wanted to scream#DAV Posting#I guess?? it's about my Rook sort of-
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