#barely survived i guess

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

thinking about how psychologically torturous everything dnp did was when dapg came back. like every upload had something that would cause irreparable psychic damage. like BOOM the phousepad!! BOOM framed final fantasy characters!! BOOM dan can’t shut the fuck up about phil having a phat ass!! they woke up every fucking day and chose extreme violence!! now i feel like i’ve built up a tolerance and i can take anything because of the absolute exposure therapy of a year it’s been since they came back. like sister daniel baking?? react to all pinofs?? the phan roblox videos?? that red carpet review video where they said the gayest sappiest nastiest shit that has ever been uttered by human lips?? and that was oct-dec 2023?? HOW ARE WE ALIVE

[mangosintherain]

Jon’s little whispered “it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London,” will always be one of my favourite random lines from TMA. The police may claim to be tackling knife crime but nothing can stop one (1) sleep deprived archivist with unchecked paranoia

[gods-perfect-idiots]

something something blood-soaked hands cradling your face something something

anyway here's the post btw

[niko-jpeg]

Tear your heart out.

[crystallizsch]

a thunderstorm woke me up and now my veins are running on pure caffeine and (unfortunately) i have jamil on the mind.

so now i'm thinking about what if yuu has an extreme fear of thunder

imagine there's a thunderstorm in the middle of the night.

you've just been weirdly anxious, and when jamil inquired, you begrudgingly admit that you're afraid of thunder.

it's embarrassing. why would you be scared of thunder, they're just loud sounds. it’ll pass.

jamil had to stop himself from making a judgmental remark. even if jokingly.

he’s deathly afraid of bugs, he literally has no place to make fun of you for it.

at least with bugs you can get rid of them, but you can’t just fight the weather unless you’re a powerful mage.

so the least jamil can do is to comfort you.

maybe listening to music sharing headphones.

or make you focus on his voice instead so you don’t pay attention to the loud noises. either by chatting or reading a book together.

of course, maybe he could also use snake whisper on you so your mind would effortlessly cease those fears.

jamil would if you asked. but he’s not going to offer it himself.

(besides, it’s a bit weird if he’s using his unique magic on you again, considering whatever your relationship is at this point.)

and it’s not like that idea would even cross your mind when all you could think about was the agonizing dread of oncoming thunder.

plus it kinda sounds crazy knowingly asking someone to put you under mind control.

every time thunder boomed you found yourself clinging to jamil's clothes. burying your face in his chest. as if you were holding onto him for dear life.

he'd laugh if he knew you weren't deathly afraid of it. so he'd make soothing gestures instead.

the thunder was still unbearable, but eventually you found comfort in jamil’s warmth.

it really helped to drown it out. at least mostly.

this seemed to be a better outcome anyway than forcing you to just forget about it.

and it would’ve been easier, sure. but how many times could you get the chance to cozy up to jamil

and on the other hand, jamil kinda wanted this moment to last. how many times could he have an excuse for "relaxing" with you.

as much as it makes you suffer, him wanting this moment to last longer meant wishing for the thunderstorm to last longer as well.

jamil hopes you can forgive him for being selfish in that regard.

[vaguely-concerned]

I think rye thinks it's incredibly adorable of davrin to be worried about him after the accidental hallucination tea experiment. that stoic option 'you know, I lived a whole life before you' contains a world of 'davrin, I'm a mourn watcher with a severely misspent youth behind me. I've been stratospherically high on things you couldn't and probably wouldn't want to imagine, this is barely a tickle'. to me.

[nejackdaw]

Me @ Wulbren after the way he talked to my man Barcus in Last Light

[thunderbottle]

if i was a vampire i would drain you all bloodysloppystyle. btw

[gideonisms]

I want to write I want to make girls be weird about each other in MY word docs I want to have creative projects and goals againn :/

[cent-scratchnsniff]

doodle dump

[d3nji]

Woke up and got depressed yay

[sidesteppostinghours]

pulps law is that whenever i get insane enough about something, i will inevitably attempt to make a persona 5 au, regardless of whether or not i am successful at it.

[kutiee]

Hello... I live 😭🙏🏼

[midnight-in-town]

AnE ch142 be like:

me:

wdym they are okay with letting Shiemi, Shura, Lightning and co sacrifice themselves while they go on to survive and avenge them “later”????!!!

Mephy what have you done to them, plz explain

[tastycitrus]

anniversary event be like (spoilers)

Abramelin: I'm the one who split the Omnipotent into two with the Phoenix's help Danchou and crew: Damn, really? Danchou: Why did you do it? Abramelin: The Omnipotent killed my wife and friends Danchou: Oh no, why would the Omnipotent do that? Abramelin: Because we tried to kill him multiple times Danchou: The rest of the crew: All of them: What? Danchou: ...Why did you try to kill the Omnipotent multiple times? Abramelin: He was just standing there and we didn't like his vibes Danchou: The rest of the crew:

[learn-and-accept]

What Watcher just die is so cruel, like y'all made people get hyped for an announcement and it was that bullshit??? Also saying you "want to keep the price low enough where anyone and everyone is able to afford it" during a cost of living crisis is so fucking out of touch holy shit