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[morethanwonderful]

Introducing: The Which MXTX Character Was/Would Be Most Insufferable Online Tournament Bracket

Beginning the evening of August 23rd, 2024 (USA time), I’ll be running a tournament via tumblr polls to determine once and for all which Mo Xiang Tong Xiu web novel character was or would be most insufferable if given access to the internet.

FAQ:

Why this poll theme?

I thought it would be fun to run another big MXTX tournament bracket, since the bugpoll last year was a blast, and this was the funniest theme I could manage to think of.

Why isn't Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu in the bracket?

Given what we know about our dear Peerless Cucumber, I fear an SQQ sweep would be a foregone conclusion if I included him. Therefore, after the bracket finds a winner, I'll hold a bonus round and pit the winner against Shen Yuan to determine the true most internet-insufferable character.

What is wrong with you?

Yeah.

My goal is to hold one round per day every day for a week, but I'm contending with a full-time work schedule, so things may get slightly more stretched out than that. I'll also be splitting the first round into Round 1 Part 1 (the left side of the bracket) and Round 1 Part 2 (the right side of the bracket) to avoid spamming people's dashes with 32 separate polls in one day.

If you’d like to either search for or blacklist posts related to this event, all of mine will be tagged with “MXTX insufferapoll.”

The full list of matches is under the readmore here. Happy voting!

Round 1 Part 1:

Wen Chao vs Jin Guangshan

Quan Yizhen vs Mobei-jun

Mu Qingfang vs Ban Yue

Pei Xiu vs Jin Zixun

Xie Lian vs Jiang Yanli

Gongyi Xiao vs Lang Qianqiu

He Xuan vs Xue Yang

Lan Xichen vs Xiao Xingchen

Feng Xin vs Tianlang-jun

Wei Wuxian vs Liu Mingyan

Shi Qingxuan vs Nie Huaisang

Pei Ming vs Shang Qinghua

Jian Lan vs Qi Rong

Lan Wangji vs Song Lan

Nie Mingjue vs Liu Qingge

Mei Nianqing vs Lan Qiren

Round 1 Part 2:

Ling Wen vs Jin Guangyao

Sha Hualing vs Mo Xuanyu

Lang Ying (Present) vs Lan Sizhui

Bai Wuxiang vs Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu

Jiang Cheng vs Ning Yingying

Jin Ling vs Ming Fan

Mu Qing vs Luo "Mianmian" Qingyang

Yu Ziyuan vs Yue Qingyuan

Xuan Ji vs Qiu Haitang

A-Qing vs Yin Yu

Wen Ning vs Zhuzhi-lang

Luo Binghe vs Wang Lingjiao

Wen Qing vs Yushi Huang

Hua Cheng vs Su She

Jin Zixuan vs Shi Wudu

Ouyang Zizhen vs Lan Jingyi

Round 2:

Wen Chao vs Quan Yizhen

Mu Qingfang vs Jin Zixun

Xie Lian vs Lang Qianqiu

Xue Yang vs Xiao Xingchen

Tianlang-jun vs Wei Wuxian

Nie Huaisang vs Shang Qinghua

Qi Rong vs Lan Wangji

Nie Mingjue vs Lan Qiren

Jin Guangyao vs Sha Hualing

Lang Ying (Present) vs Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu

Jiang Cheng vs Jin Ling

Mu Qing vs Yu Ziyuan

Xuan Ji vs a-Qing

Zhuzhi-lang vs Luo Binghe

Wen Qing vs Su She

Shi Wudu vs Lan Jingyi

Round 3:

Wen Chao vs Jin Zixun

Lang Qianqiu vs Xue Yang

Tianlang-jun vs Shang Qinghua

Qi Rong vs Lan Qiren

Sha Hualing vs Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu

Jin Ling vs Mu Qing

Xuan Ji vs Luo Binghe

Su She vs Lan Jingyi

Quarterfinal:

Wen Chao vs Xue Yang

Tianlang-jun vs Qi Rong

Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu vs Jin Ling

Luo Binghe vs Su She

Semifinal:

Wen Chao vs Qi Rong

Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu vs Luo Binghe

Final:

Qi Rong vs Luo Binghe

Bonus:

Qi Rong vs Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu

[symphonyofsilence]

Fanfics ideas, cause you love MXTX works. MDZS characters will be besties with who (in your opinions) if they were in other universe, with characters from TGCF & SVSSS ? Please pick at least 3 characters from each series. Hope my questions are not confusing.....

Nie Huaisang would have been a big fan of Liu Mingiyan and Liu Mingyian would have appreciated NHS's collection of... educational books so she could write more exciting and diverse Smuts. Shang Qinghua would have found his way in and NHS & he would definitely get along very well. Shi Qingxuan & NHS would get along like a house on fire. (Though SQX would not get a word of what was said among NHS, LMY, & SQH he would enjoy the vibes & be happy to be there) And WWX naturally would belong to this group and bring JC with him. I don't know, maybe SQX, much like how happy he was to find a Ming-Xiong, and mess with General Nanyang would have been happy to meet Jiang Cheng, whether Jiang-Xiong felt the same or not? Or maybe not? Like... he apparently hadn't tried to make friends with Fengqing so maybe he wouldn't try to make friends with JC either (even if he did I think it wouldn't have been an especially deep relationship between them. It would be more like NHS's and JC's) WWX, SQX, and SQH would drag in LWJ, HX, & Mobei-Jun with them. Those three would absolutely say nothing and make no friends. Mobei-Jun (despite WWX and SQX's many attempts) and LWJ (despite SQX's many attempts) would stare in a dead inside way and He Xuan would eat. (Shen Qingqiu would have loved to join them but Liu Mingiyan would turn strangely quiet against NHS's questions when SQQ was around, so...)

I'd love to see Xue Yang, Qi Rong, and Sha Hualing interact! I believe They would get along very well. I'd love to see them take care of Guzi together, too! (Guzi would end up taking care of them.)

(Then Sha Hualing and Xuan Ji would inevitably cross paths and have a nice girl in-bathroom talk wherein Sha Hualing would try to knock some sense into Xuan Ji and tell her to know your worth, girl and it would result in Xuan Ji going you know what?! Maybe you're right maybe I SHOULD let go. To which Sha Hualing would answer WHAT?! NO WAY! KICK HIS A$$!!)

One lotus root pork soup from Jiang Yanli would work wonders for Shen Jiu (who needs an older sister). And I think JYL, since she apparently likes to surround herself with tsunderes would be fond of him, too. Shen Jiu might have crossed paths with fellow street rat A-Qing. The hissing cats would bond and form the deepest, and strongest frenemy relationship and stick together. Then Shen Jiu would inevitably end up meeting Xiao Xingchen. This group would fix him. Before breaking him even worse because of the whole...you know,... Yi City Arc. Then he'd be adopted by Yushi Huang or Baoshan Senren. Maybe Yushi Huang could promote A-Qing to godhood. their combination with Pei Su, Ban Yue, and Pei Ming could have been interesting.

Teenage Mu Qing-gege would also probably know A-Qing, Shen Jiu, and Yue Qinguuan. and occasionally give them food and keep an eye on them. This combo-minus YQY- might have also occasionally bitched about others with each other. (So the god adopting Shen Jiu and promoting A-Qing to godhood could be MQ, too)

Jiang Yanli would flourish if she could join Yushi Huang and have a peaceful positive maternal figure who cherished her talents and calm demeanor. JYL, Ban Yue, and Pei Xu would have helped each other. she would also enjoy interacting with SQX, and Xie Lian. and SQX would like her very much. She might have also had a soft spot for Mu Qing and looked out for him and what he didn't say.

Wei Wuxian and Hua Cheng would get into passive-aggressive rivalry in talent, sass, fashion, batshit theories and ideals, and sass. they would greatly enjoy their rivalry though. Maybe through Hua Cheng, WWX would meet He Xuan, too, and enjoy annoying him. He might form a very forced, very one-sided friendship with He Xuan, Which after a while of WWX imposing himself on him, HX might or might not come to miss in WWX's absence.

Ling Wen and Jin Guangyao would have a pleasant talk over tea about how incompetent everyone else is and how they have to do everything around here. Then slowly, they'd be joined by Yin Yu, Zhuzhi-lang, and Shang Qinghua. And then This talk would then turn into a union.

Wen Qing and Mu Qing would meet each other while healing others and they'd start to be mean judgemental bitches together. They have kind hearts. They save everyone's lives, but they also shoot death glares at everyone & bitch about everyone while doing it.

Wen Qing might have also befriended Ling Wen. She might have been recruited by Qi Qinqi.

Lan Xichen, Yue Qingyuan, Yushi Huang, and Xie Lian could drink tea together and have a pleasant conversation without an actual word that would lead to any personal knowledge about them being exchanged. Though any two combinations of this group could have a vague and not very revealing but definitely insightful conversation with each other.

I know Liu Qingge, Jiang Cheng, and Mu Qing are a popular combo of hissing cats. But these 3 could stay together in one room for centuries and do not utter a word to each other or make any other attempt at human connection. Xie Lian though, a certified bitch- specialist might want to befriend Jiang Cheng, Shen Jiu, and Liu Qingge.

Literally anyone could befriend Shen Qingqiu (Shen Yuan, obviously) . Especially the cloud recesses trio, especially Jiang Cheng. Jin Zixuan would have benefitted greatly from befriending SQQ. (Or maybe not. Who knows.)

Xie Lian and Xiao Xingchen would have a very pleasant short chat. A-qing and Xue Yang would also love the other Daozhang. This would result in A-Qing wanting to protect the Daozhang from mean strangers and Xue Yang wanting to torment Daozhang as a sign of his gratitude for his exemplary manners towards Xue Yang. Luckily XL wouldn't stick around this long.

The Juniors would look up to Liu Qingge and would love to be his disciples. (Especially JL who feels life LQG kinda has a similar attitude to his Jiujiu and reminds him of his jiujiu) they would get into- hopefully- friendly rivalries with Shen Qingqiu's disciples, especially Ning Yingying and Ming Fan. In time those two would join the Junior group as well.

Jin Ling would follow Feng Xin around because AN ARCHERY GOD! And since the juniors stick together, so would the three others. And since Fengqing are always together, the two southern gods would acquire a band of ducklings.

Qi Qingqi would immediately recruit Mianmian. Pei Ming would try to hit on Qi Qingqi and immediately realize his mistake. They'd eventually befriend each other and Qi Qingqi would gain a place among The Three Tumors. That would lead to Qi Qingqi meeting Ban Yue and recruiting her, too.

After Ling Wen recruited Jin Guangyao as a god to help her do paperwork, JGY would find a solid place for himself in The Three Tumors, too.

(Mostly SVSSS/TGCF interactions:

Tianlang-Jun, with his interest in polyamorous dramas, would follow 3Zun dramas intensely. Pei Ming would get curious about what he's observing like a soap opera and join him in watching that trashfire. they'd have a great time eating popcorn and doing commentaries together, and then Tianlang-Jun would pull an uno-reverse on Pei Ming by giving him advice on how to court Yushi Huang.

Jian Lan has big maternal instincts, and Luo Binghe is above all, a baby. So Jian Lan would become LBH's new ghost mama and Shen Qingqiu would get along splendidly with his new ghost mother-in-law.)

[coreofgold]

Late to the party but Baldur's Gate 3 owned me and the lack of motivation hit hard. However, finally getting toward doing the starter call! There's no cap so like and comment for as many starters as you like. It might help break me out of the slump.

Agastuma Zenitsu-blind date with Jake Wheeler (0-??)

Aloth Corfiser-going with Kieran Hunter (0-??)

Anya Forger-going with Diana Holland (0-??)

Astarion Ancunin-Blind date with Freya Beauchamp (0-Freya vcndetta)

Ban Yue-going with Sylvie Slytherin (0-??)

Beelzebub- going with Gu Soo Oh (0-??)

Ding Tao- blind date with Alex Mercer (0-Xiao Chiye mvsicinthedvrk, Shen Zechuan masqce, Qi Zhuyin masqce)

Dizzy Tremaine- going with Sam Maek Jong (0-Jester circleofstarrs)

Gil Legume- going solo (0-??)

Hua Cheng- going with their husband Xie Lian (0-Xie Lian mvsicinthedvrk)

Ignis Scientia- blind date with Nico D'Angelo (0-Nico irresistiibles)

Jeremy Smith/Bonnie- blind date with Daniela Dimitrescu (0-??)

Julian Alfred "Jaskier" Pankratz- going solo (0-Yennefer mischiefxmuses)

Kaoru Sakurayashiki- going solo (0-??)

Kili Oakenshield- blind date with Lorelai Gilmore (0-Lorelai spellbcok)

Lan Jingyi- going with Belphegor (0;-Wei Wuxian mvsicthedvrk, Anya spellbcok)

Lan Xichen- going with Nie Mingue (1;-Jin Guangyao masqce, Nie Huaisang irresistiibles, Nie Mingjue)

Lang Ying- blind date with Beth Corcoran (0-??)

Legolas Thranduilison- going with Bloo Kazoo (0-??)

Lu Ten- going with Jae Yoo (0-??)

Luis Serra Navarro- blind date with Derek Hale (0-??)

Luo Binghe- going with Shen Qingqiu (1-Shang Qinghua irresistiibles, Ning Yingying irresistiibles, Shen Qingqiu)

Markl- blind date with King Clawthorne (0-??)

Michael Afton- going solo (0-Charolette mischiefxmuses)

Montgomery Gator- blind date with Tylor Tuskman (0-??)

Shen Wei- blind date with Arnold Novak (0-??)

Shi Mei- blind date with Fabian Prewett (0-Mo Ran tragcdysewn)

Taka- going with Apollo (0-??)

Vax'ildan Vessar- going with Lee Yeon (0-Percy mischiefxmuses, Ellie circleofstarrs)

Wen Ning- going with Danny Phantom (0-??)

Wu Xi- going with Jing Qi (0-??)

Xiao Xingchen- going with Xue Yang and Song Lan (0-??)

Zhang Chengling- going with Louis Duck (0-??)

[adhdo5]

Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng both would like to pass the shopping cart test but are far too liable to get distracted and thus leave Jiang Yanli to do it

Whether Lan Wangji passes the shopping cart test is entirely dependent on Wei Wuxian

Lan Xichen passes the shopping cart test with flying colors every time and thanks the cashier

Nie Mingjue believes in honor. He passes the shopping cart test

Jin Guangyao not only is administering the shopping cart test but he also expanded shopping cart receptacles and also health insurance for supermarket employees

Jin Zixuan usually fails the shopping cart test bc he doesn't think to do it

Luo Qingyang passes the shopping cart test, sometimes for Jin Zixuan

It's a good thing that Nie Huaisang never goes to the supermarket because he fails the shopping cart test every single time and not even out of it slipping his mind he just sucks

Lan Sizhui has to be the one to pass the shopping cart test for the junior gang every time

Wen Ning passes the shopping cart test, also often for Wei Wuxian

Wen Qing also passes the shopping cart test, at least in passing

Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan pass the shopping cart test

a-Qing doesn't have to take the shopping cart test because she is shoplifting

Xue Yang is banned from the supermarket

[floral-for-spring]

Ban Xiao Xue Fall/Winter 2016

[shookethdev]

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[sngchngs]

Modern mdzs character headcanons part 2

Xiao Xingchen is a paranormal/monster movie buff. You name it he's probably watched it. He's a human rights and climate change activist. He always has the weirdest signs. E.g. "Fight climate change, or die frying."

Song Lan (outside of his Cultivator night job) is also a human rights and climate change activist. He's the one on the side handing out water bottles and flyers of information about how to protest safely and how not to get caught by authorities. It's how he met Xiao Xingchen.

More under cut ⬇️

A-Qing is a photographer. She takes candid shots of everyday life on the streets. And whenever there's a protest, she's there. Not to photograph the protesters (she got in trouble with Xiao Xingchen for that), but to take pictures of the authorities abusing their power. She's banned on Twitter for posting these pics but has nearly half a million followers on intsa.

In this world, Xue Yang has never killed anyone (he still has all his fingers). He's not an activist, per se. He just loves protesting because when things get volatile, he can be in the thick of it. He's the one punching the cops. Throwing back the smoke bombs. Getting arrested (Xiao Xingchen constantly has to bail him out) and spitting like a cat, hurling abusive words. He's in a lot of A-Qing's photos.

In his free time, Su Minshan likes to do gardening. He grows herbs, annuals, camellias, magnolias, peonies, and a few citrus trees like lemons, oranges, and mandarins.

Ouyang Zizhen is constantly listening to eaudiobooks. Being a member of his local libraries, he has free access to thousands of them, and he takes full advantage of it. His favourite genre is science fiction.

Luo Qingyang is a defence lawyer working at Qin Su's firm. Twice a week, she runs free classes for people of all ages who want to learn cultivation but lack the money or aptitude to get into the big clans. Her husband and daughter are also students of these classes.

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[eyenaku]

Ji ji fu ji ji

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[bookofjin]

Annals of Yongping 4 (511)

From WS008

[Yongping 4, 14 February 511 – 2 February 512]

4th Year, Spring, 1st Month, dingsi [5 March], in Fen province Liu Longju assembled a multitude in rebellion. Decreed the Remonstrating Consultant Grandee Xue He to lead a multitude to chastise him.

On jiazi [12 March], the states of Ayuetuo and Bushuluo both dispatched envoys to court to present.

2nd Month, renwu [30 March], the people of Qing, Qi, Xu, and Yan provinces starved seriously. Dispatched envoys to relieve and aid.

3rd Month, guimao [20 April], the various states of Pobifanmi, Wuchang, Bidi, and Qianda all dispatched envoys to court to present.

On renxu [9 May], the Minister over the Masses, the King of Guangyang, Jia, passed away.

Summer, 4th Month [13 May – 11 June], a commoner of Langye, Wang Wanshou, cut off the head of Xiao Yan's General who Assist the State and Grand Warden of Langye and Dongguan commanderies, Liu Zhe, and used Qu Mountain to come and surrender. The Inspector of Xu province, Lu Chang, dispatched the Defence Master of Langye, Fu Wenji, to lead a multitude to occupy it.

On jiaxu [21 May], Xue He greatly routed the Mountain Hu.

Xiao Yan dispatched his General who Garrisons the North, Zhang Ji and Ma Xianpin to rob Qu Mountain. Decreed Lu Chang to led a multitude and proceed there.

5th Month, jihai [15 June], moved the Dai Capital's bronze dragons to set them up at the Tianyuan Pool.

On bingchen [2 July], decreed to ban the studies of astronomy.

6th Month, yihai [21 July], the various states of Qianda, Apoluo, Dashe, Yueqieshimi, and Buliushu all dispatched envoys to court to present.

Autumn, 7th Month, xinyou [5 September], the states of Tuyuhun and Qidan both dispatched envoys to court to present.

8th Month, xinwei [15 September], the various states of Apoluo, Dashe, Yueqieshimi, Buliusha, and others all dispatched envoys to court to present.

On guisi [7 October], the state of Wuji presented thorn-tree arrows.

9th Month, jiayin [28 October], Xiao Yan's Defence Master of Jiushan, Gou Ren, used the defence post to come and surrender.

The various states of Yada, Zhujupan, Boluo, Moqietuo, Yipopuluo, Jusaluo, Shemi, and Luoletuo all dispatched envoys to court to present.

Winter, 10th Month, dingchou [20 November], Pobianmi, Wuchang, Bidi, Qianda, and others all dispatched envoys to present.

11th Month, jiawu [7 December], the state of Dangchang dispatched envoys to court to present.

On jihai [12 December], decreed Li Chong, Xi Kangsheng, and others to put in order troops at Shouchun, with responsibility [?] for the robbers of Qu Mountain.

On wushen [21 December], the states of Nandi and Fuluo both dispatched envoys to court to present.

Qu City fell. Lu Chang was greatly defeated and turned back.

12th Month, renshen [14 January], a decree said:

To advance good and retreat evil is the comprehensive guideline for putting in order. Every three years to examine and investigate is the clear norm of government. 2nd Year of Zhengshi [505 AD] and onwards there is now not yet an examination. When merit and transgressions are difficult to make uniform, better to have no promotions or demotions. For 2nd Year of Jingming [501 AD] until 4th Year of Yongping [511 AD], thoroughly examine to make it known.

On wuzi [30 January], the states of Daluohan and Polaiqie dispatched envoys to court to present.

[hulijingemperor2]

It's a few years later.

Ruhua, Xuanli's second child is 6 and the twins, Ruxuan and Ruming are 5.

Now Zixuan and children came to spend a day with A-Yao in Jingjing.

Ruhua is a pampered and confident little girl, who knows that she's living a life of glamor. She's also a daddy's girl, so most of the time She'll be accompanying Zixuan~ even in his imperial court.

She would sit on his lap and say, "you heard HuangDie!!" Ruhua is in fact a female Zixuan. She also has beautiful peacock feathers (like the rest)

Ruhua's first words was Diedie and gold.

Ruxuan is like his brother Jinling.

He loves spending time with his uncle, A-Yao, and his twin sister.

Some say his first word was Foxy.

Ruming is Yanli. She loves lotuses and calm delicate things, and Yunmeng lotus pier is her favorite place.

Jinling has to carry Ruming with him to lotus pier, in which he doesn't mind doing

Ruming is also Jiang cheng and Wei wuxian's favourite~ because they could pretend that they're older than Yanli, lol.

Ruhua is afraid of insects whereas Ruming wouldn't hesitate to hold one.

Her first word was Niang.

All three children loves pranking Jinling.

And they refer to their uncles and elders like this:

Yao~ uncle Foxy/ Xiao shushu.

Mo xuanyu ~ uncle mo.

Jiang cheng ~ grape Jiujiu.

Wei wuxian ~ Xian da jiu.

Lan zhan ~ ice uncle.

Lan xichen~ uncle smiles.

Nie mingjue ~ tall Shushu.

Huaisang ~ maid Shushu

Xue yang ~ candy uncle

Su she ~ uncle Sushi.

Meng Shi~ Meng Nainai.

Madam Jin~ Jin Nainai!!!

Rusong and Jinling: Song and Ling gege!!!

~~~

Yao: *in his study, with Ruxuan on his lap.

His fox tail was also resting on his little nephew, as that was something Ruxuan is fond of*

Ruxuan: *hugs his fluffy tail* uncle Foxy. *points* what's that? On your desk?

Yao: ink. *smile*

Ruxuan: what's that used for?

Yao: to write and draw with.

Ruxuan: can uncle Foxy draw?

Yao: hmm, maybe if I try. But I feel that you're a better artist than me.

Ruxuan: mnnn. *points* what's that?

Yao: a brush holder.

Ruxuan: what's that used for?

Yao: to hold pens, Xuanxuan.

Ruxuan: ohh. Uncle Foxy, do you like hats?

Yao: mhm.

Ruxuan: why?

Yao: because it's stylish.

Ruxuan: I want to wear it!

Yao: hmm. *takes it off, and puts it on his head*

Ruxuan: i can't see! Uncle Foxy, am I blind?

Yao: no darling. *lifts the hat* see!

Perhaps the hat is too big for you.

Ruxuan: why?

Yao: *laughing*

Xuan, don't worry. I'll get you a hat that's your size.

Ruxuan: I thought you were tiny. We all call you Xiao shushu. Which is little uncle. You're really tiny.

Yao: but you're tinier *pinches cheeks*

Ruxuan: *gasps* tinier than Xiao shushu?!!!!

Yao: yup.

Ruxuan: uncle Foxy.

Yao: mn?

Ruxuan: why do you and Song gege have dimples?

Yao: we were born with it, dear.

Ruxuan: is everyone born with dimples? Why aren't I born with dimples.

Yao: genetics dear.

Ruxuan: that's a big, funny sounding word, uncle Foxy.

What's that? Is that a bug? Or a disease.

Yao: no *laughing* it's like how you're a peacock spirit because your A-Die is also a peacock spirit.

Thats due to genetics.

Ruxuan: ohh. I feel very smart now.

Yao: baby, you're always smart.

Ruxuan: uncle Foxy. Song gege and Ling gege are going to make a kite for me later.

Yao: well that's lovely!

And today is an excellent day to fly a kite.

Ruxuan: yea!

Ruming: uncle Foxy, what are you doing?

Yao: stamping some documents, darling *yawns*. I'm almost done.

Ruming: are you sleepy? If A-Die and A-niang didn't ban me from making tea, I would have prepared it for you. I almost burnt my fingers while trying.

Yao: omg! Mingming! You should be careful.

Ruming: I was!

Yao: you're still very small, dear.

Ruming: ok, uncle Foxy.

Yao: good.

Xiying: Huangdi.

Yao: yes. They're respectively approved, filled and stamped.

Get them to the ministers.

Xiying: certainly huangdi.

Xiying: just a reminder, tomorrow you have a meeting with the empress of Phoenix spirits.

Yao: excellent.

Xiying: and the complementary gifts are arranged.

Yao: tell the rest of the staff that they're doing a wonderful job.

Xiying: will do, Huangdi. And we love to be in your aid.

Yao: *smile*

Ruming: are you an emperor? A-Die is an emperor too.

Yao: yes I am. *gasps* your A-Die is also a Huangdi.

Ruming: he didn't tell you?

Yao: no. Why did he hide it from me? This makes me sad.

Ruming: I'll talk to him! He should have told you his secret.

Yao: who else knows? Does my Mingming know?

Ruming: yes I do! Ling gege,  Hua jiejie, and Ruxuan gege too!

And A-niang!

One time I saw A-niang kissing the emperor. Is it right to kiss the emperor like that?

Yao: oh my.

Jinling: *enters* guys! Xiao shushu is working. Why are you troubling him?

I was looking for you all over and couldn't find you.

Ruxuan: that's the point. We didn't want to get caught. Right Ruming?

Ruming: Right! Ling gege. What are you doing here?

Jinling: *pouts* He's my Xiao shushu too. I can meet him whenever I want.

Ruming: you're the one who's disturbing him, Ling gege!

Ruxuan: Ling gege, uncle Foxy is working.

Jinling: have some manners for your gege.

Yao: babies. Stop arguing. A-ling, you're sounding like Jiang cheng.

Jinling: *terrified* oh no! I can't be!

I'm sorry, Xiao shushu.

I don't want to be cranky like Jiujiu!!!

Yao: *pats his head lovingly*

Jinling: *kneels by his side* love you, Xiao shushu.

But are they bothering you? 

Yao: not at all. *kisses him on his forehead* A-ling. I could multitask. Also I'm almost done.

Jinling: how?

Yao: practice! When you and Song'er were around this age, I used to do the same.

I would have both of you on my lap, while doing my work.

Jinling: wow Xiao shushu.

Zixuan: *walking in with little Ruhua*

Ruhua: Dié, I loved feeding uncle Foxy's koi. Dié, why are his koi so big?

Zixuan: because they eat a lot, darling.

Ruhua: I want some more koi.

The princess of peacock spirits needs more koi, Diedie.

Zixuan: *smile* as you wish.

Ruming and Ruxuan: A-DIE!!!!

Zixuan: my babies!! *kisses them*

Ruhua: uncle Foxy! We're back! I want a koi from your pond.

Yao: oh you want koi fish? Baby princess.

Ruhua: mhm.

Yao: how about I give you two!

Ruhua: *jumping up and down* thank you uncle Foxy!!

Zixuan: hmm. Looks like Ruxuan was questioning you, huh?!

Yao: he has all rights to question me.

Ruxuan: A-die, uncle Foxy thought me a new word!!

Zixuan: aw really?! What's that?

Ruxuan: gen.....gen..tic.

Uncle Foxy help me.

Yao: genetics.

Ruxuan: yea that one!

Zixuan: my baby has a big vocabulary now.

Ruxuan: yup!

Zixuan: little Ruming.

Ruming: A-Die! I'm upset with you. You didn't tell uncle Foxy that you're an emperor.

Zixuan: *gasps* you know you're right.

Yao: *pouting*

Zixuan: I wanted to surprise him. But I guess you told him everything.

Ruming: yes! I look out for uncle Foxy.

Ruxuan: me too!!

Ruhua: me three!!

If they upset you, I'll throw them in jail.

But I won't do that to A-Die.

Rusong: *enters* guys, do you still want to make kites?! I got the paper, string and ribbons.

Ruxuan: YAAYYYY!!!!!

Ruming: Ruxuan, Ruxuan, let's go!! Let's go!!

Ruxuan: uncle Foxy, I gotta go. *climbing off his lap*

Yao: be careful.

Rusong: Diedie. *hugs*

Yao: *kisses him on his dimple* Song. You're excellent with children.

Rusong: learnt from you.

Ruhua: Song gege, did you get shiny ribbons too??

Rusong: of course I did!

Jinling: let's go guys. *holds their hands*

Rusong: did you get the paint and other material?

Jinling: yup.

Zixuan: we have such a happy family.

Yao: yess! We sure do!

Zixuan: now it's time to think about the future.

Yao: I agree. Well Rusong and Jinling have their future set.

Now we have to plan for these three.

Zixuan: they can do whatever. Once it makes them happy.

Yao: that's how it's supposed to be.

I want them to be successful in life.

Zixuan: same.

~~~

Next day, a special someone came to meet A-Yao.

~ Due to toxic rumors going around the jianghu (except for the hulijing empire), A-Yao and Qin Su once decided to divorce. Because Ayao didn't Qin Su's reputation to be ruined.

At that time, Rusong was 6.

Now Qin Su, who's a half hulijing lives in her Laoling Mansion, as she runs the sect until Rusong succeeds her. Rusong and A-Yao however meets her during the Fall season~

..............

Xiying: Huangdi, someone special is here to meet you.

Yao: ah, bring them in.

Qin su: *entering with a few maids*

Yao: A-Su?

Qin su: Yao huangdi.

Yao: what a surprise! How have you been?

Qin Su: I'm good. What about you and our Song'er?

Yao: we're fine. please, have a seat.

Qin su: thank you..*sits*

Qin Su: I came to tell you something important. Well I was contemplating on this for a long time.

Yao: tell me.

Qin Su: I think  we should go back together.

Yao: aww A-Su, that's music to my ears!

I missed you dear.

Qin Su: I missed you too!!

And despite being away from Jingjing, I knew what was going on.

Yao: that's great.

But if we reunite, would you be happy?

Qin su: Yao huangdi, obviously I would.  I have you and Song'er. And now jingyi!

Team dimple and my goddess mother-in-law.

Yao: ah yes. And Zewu Jun too.

Qin su: nah I don't like him.

Besides, we'll be happy.

Yao: once it pleases you. Also I love you a lot.

Qin su: I love you too.

Yao: I'm glad you're back.

Yao: come A-Su. Our children are busy practicing music cultivation. Let's go surprise them.

Qin Su: mn.

Yao: I have some many things to tell you

I don't know where to start.

Qin su: same here.

Laoling was a bit in a crisis because of the Jin Sect.

Remember, they fund us.

Yao: right. Jin guangshan hasn't done many things.

Hoarding his money.

Qin Su: yes.

Yao: Zixuan and I will deal with him. Rest assured.

Qin Su: fortunately our son will also be the Laoling sect leader.

Yao: yes.

Also I won't let guangshan trouble him and A-ling.

.

On the other side,

Rusong: *playing the Xiao, which manipulated some wind into a tornado.*

*then golden strings came out and pulled whatever was in its way~ sucking it within itself*

Jingyi: *playing his guqin, which tore a few of xue yang's fierce corpses apart.

Jingyi: you're awesome! Where did you learn that tornado thing?!

Rusong: thanks to Shizun. And I learnt guqin string feature is from A-Die.

Jingyi: what happens when the golden strings pull them into the tornado?

Rusong: they get severed by the stings, and disoriented by the tornado.

Jingyi: wow.

Rusong: You're a amazing too, didi.

Jingyi: are you sure Xue yang won't be phased that we used four of his fierce. I can't be paying him for fierce corpse damage.

Rusong: my and my cute Dianxia privileged face asked him. And he said go for it mini boss Dianxia.

Jingyi: niceeee!

Jingyi: Rusong,  show me how to shoot an arrow using a guqin.

Rusong: sure.

You just have to hold your quqin like this and~~~ shoot.

Qin Su and A-Yao: *clapping*

Rusong: *turns around* A-niang!! A-Die!!

Jingyi: A-Die's wife?

Rusong: *hugs Qin Su*

Qin Su: Rusong Rusong Rusong! *showers him with kisses*

My baby is all grown up! Baby Rusong!

A-Yao, baby Rusong.

Yao: *smiling* yes our baby has become so mature and elegant! *strokes Rusong's hair*

Rusong: A-niang, I miss you.

Qin Su: awww. How are you, Song'er?

Rusong: I'm great, A-niang.

Jingyi: niangniang.

Qin su: Yi'er! *hugs*

Jingyi: *emotional* waw. I never felt so much love from parents before.

Qin Su: *cups face* don't worry. A-Yao and I would give you so much love.

Yao: Song'er, Yi'er.

Your A-niang is here to stay.

Both: really?!

Yao: mhm.

Rusong: I'm so happy!! I'm happy that I have you both and A-Yi. *pats head*

Jingyi: Rusong.

I'm not a baby.

Rusong: but I'm older. *smile*

[qiu-yan]

weeb lore elaborations:

wei wuxian - you literally can't talk to this guy about anime because he will find a way to bring it around to jojo. not everything is a jojo reference, wei wuxian. also he thinks the CLAMP "kakyoin lays an egg" doujin is peak fiction

lan wangji - other weebs legitimately can't tell if he looks down on them for enjoying more "mainstream" anime, or if he just genuinely likes his "highbrow" anime. either way people think he's pretentious for being a hater about how people use "lainpilled" on tiktok. that's not what serial experiments lain is about you guys havent actually watched the show!!!

jiang cheng - got roasted once in middle school for naruto running in the halls with wei wuxian and his ego never recovered. "anime is CRINGE," he howls while hiding 500 anime plushies in his closet

nie huaisang - along with all the artistic hentai he posts on twitter for free, he also makes mad bank on hentai commissions. he's also a tax evader because you know he's not reporting any of this to the IRS

nie mingjue - a lot of powerscalers will fudge the rules to argue that their personal fave solos your entire universe etc etc., but this guy is completely objective in his assessments. this does not make him less annoying

lan xichen - due to his inability to ban anyone and insistence that all interpersonal disagreements can be resolved, the massive semi-official fan discord he moderates is a complete mess. unfortunately he's also really nice so you can't even be mad at him

su minshan - undecided whether he just hates on popular things because they're popular, or if he legitimately hated a show due to it's lack of artistic merit only for it to get super popular. in the second case he is hatewatching every single episode of that show and reading all the lore just so he can More Effectively Hate

xue yang - you can't trust anything this guy says because he will try to convince you to watch goblin slayer and redo of healer blind, that higurashi is a family-friendly anime, and that nothing bad happens in madoka magica. so far it hasn't worked but he'll get someone (xiao xingchen) eventually

jin ling - will smugly post about how the fandom was so much better when it was just manga readers and how the anime-onlies brought all the bad takes in with them. but he won't try to actively start shit with anime-onlies, and if an anime-only asks him for help, he will help...after posturing about it first

lan jingyi - you can't even be mad at him for posting untagged spoilers because he's not doing it on purpose. he just gets too excited about his blorbos and...forgets

ouyang zizhen - this is the guy writing 10K yaoi about two characters who stood next to each other once and otherwise never interact. this is also the guy who causes the character tag of your favorite blorbo to get completely overrun with ship content

jin guangyao - he works for jinlintai media, inc. under CEO jin guangshan. the tax evasion was jin guangshan's idea, but when authorities started investigating the company, he chucked jiggy under the bus :(

[morethanwonderful]

Introducing: The Which MXTX Character do You Most Want to Study Like a Little Bug Tournament Bracket

Starting February 20, 2023 (American time), I'll be running a tournament via tumblr polls to determine once and for all which Mo Xiang Tong Xiu webnovel character the fanbase most wants to study like a little bug.

FAQ:

What do you mean by "most want to study like a little bug"?

Which character makes you want to pick them up, put them in a glass jar, examine them with a little magnifying glass, and poke them with a stick to see how they react? Which character is so so small and pathetic and also truly deeply bizarre? If you don't get what I'm talking about, this poll may not be for you.

Why on earth are you doing sixty-four characters?

A perfectly even bracket has to have 16, 32, or 64 starting contestants, and since there were 33 characters that I really wanted to include, I decided to Commit.

What is wrong with you?

Yeah.

If you'd like to either search for or blacklist posts related to this event, all of mine will be tagged with "MXTX bugpoll."

You can find the full list of matches under the readmore. Happy voting!

Since there's so many characters, I'll be splitting the first round into two days. Round 1 Part 1 (the left side of the bracket) will begin tomorrow (Monday), and Round 1 Part 2 (the right side) will be on Tuesday. We'll continue with one round per day from there.

Round 1 Part 1:

Yin Yu vs Gongyi Xiao

Luo Binghe (Bing-mei ver.) vs Quan Yizhen

Xuan Ji vs Mei Nianqing (Guoshi)

Luo Binghe (Bing-ge ver.) vs Pei Ming

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Shi Qingxuan

Jin Ling vs Lang Qianqiu

Ban Yue vs A-Qing

Liu Mingyan vs Lan Jingyi

Mobei-jun vs Lan Wangji

Zhuzhi-lang vs Su She

Bai Wuxiang vs Jiang Fengmian

Jin Zixuan vs Tianlang-jun

Qi Qingqi vs Lan Qiren

Su Xiyan vs Yu Ziyuan

Nie Mingjue vs Mu Qing

Jin Guangyao vs Pei Xiu

Round 1 Part 2:

Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu vs Mo Xuanyu

Ning Yingying vs Luo "Mianmian" Qingyang

Xiao Xingchen vs Xie Lian

Yue Qingyuan vs Lan Xichen

Ling Wen vs Shang Qinghua

Jian Lan vs Jiang Yanli

He Xuan vs Nie Huaisang

Wen Chao vs Jin Zixun

Wei Wuxian vs Xue Yang

Wen Qing vs Mu Qingfang

Sha Hualing vs Qi Rong

Song Lan vs Jiang Cheng

Liu Qingge vs Feng Xin

Hua Cheng vs Wen Ning

Ming Fan vs Lan Sizhui

Yushi Huang vs Shi Wudu

Round 2

Yin Yu vs Luo Binghe (Bing-mei ver.)

Mei Nianqing (Guoshi) vs Luo Binghe (Bing-ge ver.)

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Jin Ling

Ban Yue vs Liu Mingyan

Lan Wangji vs Zhuzhi-lang

Bai Wuxiang vs Tianlang-jun

Lan Qiren vs Yu Ziyuan

Mu Qing vs Jin Guangyao

Shen Jiu vs Ning Yingying

Xie Lian vs Yue Qingyuan

Shang Qinghua vs Jiang Yanli

Nie Huaisang vs Jin Zixun

Wei Wuxian vs Wen Qing

Qi Rong vs Jiang Cheng

Liu Qingge vs Hua Cheng

Lan Sizhui vs Shi Wudu

Round 3

Luo Binghe (Bing-mei ver.) vs Luo Binghe (Bing-ge ver.)

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Liu Mingyan

Zhuzhi-lang vs Tianlang-jun

Yu Ziyuan vs Jin Guangyao

Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu vs Xie Lian

Shang Qinghua vs Nie Huaisang

Wei Wuxian vs Jiang Cheng

Hua Cheng vs Lan Sizhui

Quarterfinal

Luo Binghe (Bing-mei ver.) vs Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu

Tianlang-jun vs Jin Guangyao

Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu vs Nie Huaisang

Jiang Cheng vs Hua Cheng

Semifinal

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Tianlang-jun

Nie Huaisang vs Jiang Cheng

The Final Round

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Nie Huaisang

[bebemoon]

unia pakhomova for ban xiao xue spring 2o18 campaign .

[poppyblack]

broken arms_nika by kiki xue for ban xiao xue

[zhoufeis]

我就是这般女子 A GIRL LIKE ME 2021, dir. Chen Wei Xiang.

千古玦尘 ANCIENT LOVE POETRY 2021, dir. Yin Tao & Li Cai.

[kdram-chjh]

Cdrama: Assassin Academy (2021)

Gifs of Intro of cdrama “Assassin Academy”

《刺客学苑 Assassin Academy》 第1集 天选少女攻略任务 学苑秘密初显现 【芒果TV青春剧场】

Watch this video on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENm18poWmqo