#baller anon

[dipperscavern]

MAMA AINT RAISE NO BITCH FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL

MAMA AINT RAISE NO BITCH 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ WE BALL!!!!! GO ANON GO ANON GO!!!!!

[screampied]

i mean toji is rich af!! he's just so irresponsible with his money 💀 he should give it to me

ur right… rich!toji needs to actually happen 😓

[spearxwind]

If a fish vaped, would it smoke like this (vape in mouth) or like this (vape in gills)?

Great question!! Fish breathing is unidirectional, they use their mouth to "breathe" in water and then force it out and over their gills using the operculum (the face plate just over the gills!)

So the answer to your question is: the vape would be in their mouth, with the smoke coming out from their gills :3

[bixels]

Gathering opinions on elephants, what do you think of them

They used to be my favorite animal.

[atopvisenyashill]

putting more fire into bastard discussion: it's sooooooo funny people in westeros using the blackfyre excuse to be shitty with bastards when we have some examples of trueborns being usurpers as well!!!!!! like, we have maegor usurping his nephew and niece, the whole dance of dragons mess is about a trueborn daughter fighting with her younger brother who was also a trueborn son, gerold lannister (grandfather of tywin) is rumoured to have murdered his niece cerelle (and some believed he murdered his brother tybolt as well), robert baratheon took the throne from his targaryen cousins, THE WHOLE BEEFING BETWEEN STANNIS AND RENLY (it's ironic seeing catelyn express her fears about jon snow when renly is out there calling himself king and fighting with his older brother), so in the end, the blackfyre excuse is not a excuse at all, anyone who wants to be a usurper will be, no matter if is a bastard or a trueborn

and speaking about bastards, let's talk about him, ramsay snow/bolton. while he is a horrible disgusting person and an example of an evil usurper bastard, we can't deny that being a bastard and being treated like shit by roose affected him. and the situation gets worse when we remember he is a child by r*pe — of course, being a child by r*pe don't turn anyone evil, but it's enough to turn someone into a traumatized and resentful person.

exactlyyyyyyyyy anon you GET IT.

i think one good example of that "yeah maybe a bastard has done that but also this is a confirmation bias thing" is the entire "jon is jealous because he's a bastard" argument between sansa and arya. the thing here is, is sansa right that jon has a chip on shoulder from the moment he sees joffrey because jon is not fond of Arrogant True Born Boys due to his own status as a bastard? yeah she just objectively cuts through to the meat of the issue. COMMA BUT. what she doesn't see (can't see yet, because of the prejudice against bastards that runs rampant even in the north!) is that chip on jon's shoulder is there for a good fucking reason because the way he's treated isn't fair and also, jon is not the only person shitty about status - so is theon! and not only that, but jon keeps control of his temper whereas robb almost decks the crown prince. because if jon had gotten into that fight, it would be confirmation he's just a jealous bastard boy, so he can't get into that fight. he's not allowed to feel very normal feelings of resentment and anger and jealousy because it's all confirmation that all bastards feel is resentment and anger and jealousy, but the reason he feels that is because he is not allowed the same social status as robb or joffrey. it's this obnoxious circular reasoning where jon will never win, he will always be seen as nothing but a jealous bastard boy even if he's feeling exactly what it is that robb is also feeling! and that ties right into ramsay - if ramsay had been castle raised by, say, the umbers at the last hearth, the way laurence snow, lord hornwood's bastard, was raised by galbart glover, who's to say ramsay wouldn't have turned out relatively normal? if he hadn't spent his entire life being raised by a rightfully angry, spiteful, resentful mother who had been raped on her damn wedding night by her evil ass overlord and instead had a mother who was a bit more stable? i mean fuck, if jon had been, idk, benjen's true born son who is raised by ned after benjen decides to join the watch, so jon grows up without that taint of being a bastard - and that's the only change to his circumstances - what kind of person would jon have been? it's all situational, it's all contextual, but to admit that would mean admitting that the entire concept of legitimacy is unfair and bad and should be dismantled!

and it's like you say - renly just objectively does not have a fucking claim to any god damn thing but he declares anyway. Maegor knows goddamn well he's after Aegon, Viserys, and Jaehaerys in the line of succession, he simply doesn't care. dunk and egg are about to roll up into an entire stark succession crisis with nary a bastard around to cause the problem because a crisis will happen if someone wants to start shit, period! it's got nothing to do with being born in or out of wedlock, it's got nothing to do with any sort of taint in blood or heritage, it is about who that person is and whether they decide to start a problem or not and that's literally it.

[leonsliga]

tiny Mo clinging to Mats's chest? helloo??

Why cling to a wall when Mats’s emotional support boobs are right there?

[sillysystems]

YEAH. YEAH THAT BALLER 😭😭😭😭 genuinely though he's really silly and teebeeaych his source (boss fighting stages) is cool and awesome too. 👍 we also have the rest of the main 4 of them so they're all kinda besties HEUAHEUAH

-⚙ sys

THE BALLER, I KNEW IT OMG 😭 /silly

Having the main four? That's a sillier combo if you ask me, good that they're besties

[hunterisnearme]

Quick question, not sure if you have them here and I'm just blind but what do the Low Ballers look like? All the designs for the managers look so cute!

debating on their designs still, so I'll hand you some concepts so far

I do think them having bunny ears will remain, given Buck's candy is based off of easter peeps :]

[deritosmi]

draw yourself dunking

two points for the poopbutts

IGNORE THE HAND IGNORE THE HAND IGNORE THE HAND IGNORE THE HAND INGORE THE HAND IG

[miodiodavinci]

musical instrument anon here

It's also funny.. how I realized your arrangements on the instruments are kinda fitting for project diva's cool medley like-

Yuu - Rin

Wil - Luka

Kyo - Miku

hhahhhaahaa omgggg what a wild coincidence hahaaa, , , , , , (hurriedly looks away in blatant project diva x cool medley favoritism)

[scoups4lyfe]

I don't know if anyone told you ahead of time, but while Rita's actress is a girl, the character goes by They/Them. Just as a heads up.

Someone did already tell me but I appreciate the heads up nevertheless <33

Btw y’all if I accidently misgender anyone please correct me so I can fix it. Can’t do our homie Rita like that 🙀

[agardenofbasil]

Pedri has a Porsche Cayenne (and a Cupra from the club). Pretty sure he had a Maserati for a couple of weeks as well but that might've just been momentarily. my personal favourite will always be the green Mini Cooper even though he sadly sold it (idk why but that tiny car just fits him so well haha)

!! Thank you for letting me know! I'll be sure to update the story with these details, particularly the green Mini Cooper because I need anyone who is reading Longing for the Shore to imagine Unai Simon driving this:

This is not a dig at the car btw, I love it, and I think it fits Pedri so well. I just sincerely need you to think about how tall Unai is and how I've somehow managed to cramp him into this car HAHAHA. Thank you so much for this information. 🍃

[cloysterbell]

i had a dream earlier this week were like, arthur, the knights and merlin were all locked in these unbreakable cages in an enemy fortress and merlin was acting more skittish and fearful than normal and arthur tried to give him the old spiel 'oh come now merlin, don't be afraid, we've been in worse scrapes than this we'll get out of here in no time' even though it was technically a lie, and merlin just said in this meek voice 'i'm not afraid of them, I'm afraid of you, when you learn the truth' or something and everyone was like 'what the fuck is he on about' and 'i think he might have taken a knock to the head' and 'oh no we've lost him' and then merlins eyes glowed gold and he blew the doors off its hinges and killed all the guards and arthur and the knights were like 'wHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK' and that's how they learnt about merlin being a wizard and then i woke up

That was a prophecy actually. It's about time that I come clean and reveal that the BBC has hired me to finally write the long awaited 6th season and this is exactly how I'm going to kick it off

[ask-toonie-cogsworth]

duck blafft

[atopvisenyashill]

What if asoiaf characters ended up in the world of Narnia? How would they react to the world, Aslan and Jadis?

Okay caveat i haven’t read narnia in a long time BUT all the magical characters are probably in their ELEMENT here I mean

Arya and Lucy would be besties anyway, so you know Arya is having the time of her life

Narnia is a place filled with magic and romanticism and happy endings (if sometimes with a bit of bitter laced with sweet, as the jump from childhood to adulthood always is) and I think all of that would appeal to Sansa on such a deep, fundamental level. When I tell you Sansa and Arya would have a blast!!!

Jon Snow magical girl who puts his entire arm into his prehistoric dinosaur wolf bestie's mouth for funsies would be hella excited about all the talking animals

BRAN STARK. PLS. NEED I SAY MORE HERE.

I think Robb would have a blast too and not just for magical animal reasons but him and Peter have that same "put upon eldest brother" vibe that I think Robb would thrive at being given the chance to really shine as a brother first and a king second

tbh i think the amount of prophecies might freak Dany and Theon out a bit actually - look me in the eyes and tell me Theon would not be tempted by Jadis the way Edmund is, lmao - but I think under some circumstances they could bounce back and have fun exploring the magic that exists there

I know saying Melisandre would like it here is a wild choice but I think the more fairy tale, straightforward morality would appeal to her a lot. Whether she gets obsessive about the wrong kind of magic is um, a different convo. I did make myself sad thinking about poor little slave Melisandre praying to some sort of divine power to save her and Aslan being the one to answer however so that's fun

Kind of along the same lines, in that Narnia often appeals to children who feel lost due to extreme upheaval, I think Missandei would crawl right through the wardrobe, see the lamppost, and just fall in love with the world around her. She's so smart and inquisitive and brave, I just think she'd be delighted. I think if Missandei and Dany went through together, they'd be alright <3

Actually now that I think about it, if Theon went through with the Starklings, he'd end up okay in the end too.

Kind of obsessed with the idea of little Lannister siblings all crawling through at some point or another. Cersei being unable to access the wardrobe, chalking it all up to a dream after she marries and all her dreams turn to ash. Jaime being unable to cope with having adult memories in the body of a teenager. Tyrion (shout out Peter Dinklage, hah) finding a world where his intelligence and wit is respected and growing increasingly dejected with his real life. Wow I made myself sad now.

DUNK AND EGG IN NARNIA. Egg just crawling through one day and Dunk is like now where The Fuck did this kid go and has to crouch his tall ass through that fucking wardrobe after Egg, and Egg is already running into the woods and playing in the snow and Dunk is grumbling after him. DUNK AND EGG ON A ROAD TRIP IN NARNIA. DUNK MEETING A CENTAUR. EGG BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO THE BEAVERS.

Personally I think it would be really funny if Euron came through and Peter takes one look at him and is like "alright fine give Lucy a weapon" and they unleash her on that blue lipped freak. Lucy with a gun >>>>>> Euron and his godhood magic btw

Also Quent. Poor little frog prince would love Narnia. (also, being like Fantasy Spanish with Caspian is kind of funny imo) (I can't remember if Caspian's country are also Fantasy Spaniards in the books or they just made Ben Barnes do that accent for funsies).

[leonsliga]

The baller league's story on Instagram of mats with the door 💀

They really are delivering on the mats and chrikra photos (the small bit of blue on the newcastle jersey really works for him?) 🩵

Leave it to Mats HOEmmels to hold open a door in the most seductive way possible

I love that the baller league knows exactly what the people want. They’ve been absolutely spoiling us with all the Mats and ChriKra content lately!

And Chris in the Newcastle jersey is just perfection. You’re so right; the shirt’s blue accents really bring out his eyes. As if those baby blues weren’t already beautiful enough 😍

Side note, but I adore this pic of Chris:

How could you not love this goofball?