#bagellove

[orange-juice-1]

The Bagel Monster

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[frosty-oak]

bagels

It was 9:03pm, I was sat in my car in an Aldi parking lot. I hit record “hello darling…” I trailed off a bit, partly because I didn’t know what to say despite rehearsing so much but mostly because I could hear that I was about to cry. “I don’t know why I’m leaving a voice note” I did know, of course I knew, I knew that it was cowardly to text this but I wasn’t brave enough to call her “I hate voice notes but I just wanted to say I love you and…….. and I bought you some bagels” I sniffed and tried not to crack up “so um, yeah.” I ended the recording and walked into the shop to go buy the bagels and whatever other random crap qualified this as a grocery trip so late.

By the time I got back to my car I had promised myself I would just leave whatever she replied until tomorrow, too much of a coward to face it, then she revealed that she knew me far too well. She called me. I don’t know if she knew what she was doing or even if she knows now but I couldn’t stop myself from laughing. She knows me too well, she chased me and I had to face my feelings. We cried, we said sorry and she called me silly for buying her bagels.

(the bagels were really good though.)

[cereallovers]

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[bruh-frick]

I JUST WANT MY BAGEL MAN, MY TUMMY HURTS every day i get a bagel from dunkin that on my campus, GAWD DAMN I DIDNT GET IT AND IM PAYING FOR IY FUCK

[bodymodificationnation]

Food Tattoos

By @harry_color

[ishaslife]

Caramelised onion and garlic whole wheat bagels

Started a bread challenge this year where I try to make different kinds of breads that suit my fancy, I'm not sure how many I'd be making by the end of this year but here is the first!

5th January '23

[dailylowqualitycats]

Day 190

Cat with bagel

His name is Markus

[ryeisenberg]

Homemade Cream Cheese Stuffed Bagels | ThePracticalKitchen.com

[begelwentbegeleatnow89]

i like it

we are all bagels

[tanevcolton28]

NOT BRANDON WITH A MULLET

[oksoliversim]

You can make these Sea Salt and Poppy Seed Bagels at home and eat them for breakfast or as a snack. The sea salt and poppy seeds together give these chewy bagels a great taste and texture.

Ingredients: 4 cups bread flour. 2 1/4 teaspoons active dry yeast. 1 1/2 teaspoons sea salt. 1 tablespoon granulated sugar. 1 1/4 cups warm water. 1 egg, beaten for egg wash. 2 tablespoons poppy seeds. Sea salt flakes for topping.

Instructions: Put the active dry yeast, sea salt, granulated sugar, and bread flour in a large bowl. Mix the dry ingredients with the warm water until a dough forms. For about 10 minutes, knead the dough on a floured surface until it gets smooth and springy. Put the dough in a bowl that has been greased. Cover it with a damp cloth and let it rise for an hour, or until it has doubled in size. Before you start, heat your oven to 425F 220C and boil a large pot of water. The dough has risen, so punch it down and cut it into 8 equal pieces. Roll each piece into a ball and use your finger to make a hole in the middle. This will make a bagel shape. To get the hole the size you want, stretch and shape it. Set the pot of water on high heat and boil the bagels for one to two minutes on each side. When it's time to flip, they should float to the top. Take the bagels out of the water after they're done cooking and put them on a baking sheet that has been lined with parchment paper. Mix the egg wash and sprinkle it on top of the bagels. Then, add poppy seeds and sea salt flakes. Take the bagels out of the oven and heat it up. Bake them for 20 to 25 minutes, or until they are golden brown and the crust is firm. Set the bagels on a wire rack to cool down before cutting them up and serving them.

Dale Garner

[whine-anddine]

𝓯𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓲𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽

[flavorfuleats]

The Ultimate Corned Beef Bagel Sandwich – Sautéed onions, pan-fried corned beef slices, melted cheese, and garlicky dill pickles all layered between a toasted Everything bagel with a creamy mustard spread.  Leftover corned beef never tasted so good!

RECIPE: https://www.flavorfuleats.com/the-ultimate-corned-beef-bagel-sandwich/

[100donuts]

I can tell by the way you're quivering, you need to say something to somebody, but who? Wait, see that? Those folks huddled under that chunk or slab or whatever? Yeah, I think they mentioned something about a coworker being fired.

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Yeah, and I guess any can get fired suddenly from a huge mistake. Happened to a coworker of mine.

I work at a bagel factory and we have this long bagel stick for picking up multiple bagels and transferring them to the bagel staging area. Well, this coworker—should I say his name? I won't say his name—he loved bagels and loved scooping bagels with the bagel stick even more and I think you know where this is heading, so one shift, he takes one bagel stick and duct tapes it to another bagel stick for a super bagel stick and starts sticking it through bagel bagel hole after bagel hole until there's just way too many bagels to handle and I tried to tell him there were too many bagels on that thing and that a bagel stick can't handle the weight of that many bagels and then a few other bagel factory workers gathered around with worry in their eyes as a my ex-coworker delicately balanced the bagels on the bagel stick and slowly raised it in the air like a bagel tower and he did look like he was in over his head as the bagels bageled precariously on the bagel stick and he was trying to head towards the bagel staging area but then the bagel stick gave way and bagels topple everywhere and a lot of bagels bounced into some critical bagel production equipment and then he fell over because he tripped on some bagels and we all just looked at him and he knew his bagel factory days were over.

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See how smooth that was? And look how mollified these folks are! Now, I can tell that only scratched the constant itch you have, my friend, so let's head down that ladder with the rest of them and see if we can't say another few things in conversation.

[thelivingdaylightsuk]

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