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Tesla’s Cybertruck Nightmare: Buyers Backing Out In Droves
The Tesla Cybertruck, once the most hyped EV release of the decade, is now facing an unexpected roadblock: massive order cancellations. Reports indicate Tesla showrooms are piling up with unsold Cybertrucks, especially the ultra-premium “Cyber Beast” model, which costs up to $140,000. What’s happening to Tesla’s crown jewel? We dive into why reservation holders are abandoning their $2,500 deposits, even as Tesla issued a warning that buyers must pick up their Cybertrucks by December 31, 2024, or forfeit their cash. Is it the steep price tag, the declining resale values of Tesla vehicles, or something deeper? From design controversies to financial concerns, this video explores the downfall of Tesla’s once-untouchable reputation and what it means for the future of electric trucks. Is the Tesla Cybertruck a failed revolution, or can the automaker recover from this shocking trend? 📌 Key Topics Covered: • Why the Tesla Cybertruck isn’t selling as expected • Why Cyber Beast buyers are losing interest • Tesla’s warning to Cybertruck customers • How Tesla’s plummeting resale values are affecting buyer decisions • The state of Tesla showrooms stockpiled with unsold EVs The Cybertruck was supposed to change everything. But is the dream over? Watch to find out the truth behind the chaos in Tesla’s latest EV rollout.
P.S. Wow! Very interesting news from USA! Looks like badly overpriced rich people toy cars are not what car buyers want to see in the electric car market...! Elon Musk and Tesla failed to deliver an affordable mass market electric vehicle..., but Chinese EV companies achieved the goal- manufacturing AFFORDABLE mass market EVs in huge quantity....
#USA#Tesla#Tesla Cybertruck#competition#ev sales#car buyer#electric truck#Youtube#toy car#badly overpriced#car dealership#trump's defeat#failure#breaking news
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She's so eepy...
Redraw of this Snorkmaiden image because it's so cute and she's so pretty did I ever tell you I love Snorkma
And here is the image in question!
#I want to try “Snorkmaiden's dreamy chocolate” moomin coffee so badly even tho it's most likely just#overpriced choco flavoured coffee I don't really care because Snorkmaiden wow (I am the target audience for this product)#moomin#moomin books#snorkmaiden
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Looking over those outfits and now I have to ask. Confirm. Have you digest this precariously through me if you will, Was bill wearing an eyestrain of a towel around his waist and the panther shirt when stan called him objectively an attractive woman?
He was indeed wearing (to be specific) a puma shirt and a Pony Heist bedsheet tied like a sarong.
He'd probably taken off the Rad Dude glasses by then but he was still wearing the bumblebee deely boppers.
#(Also when I say 'tied like a sarong')#(i don't mean 'when white people get an overpriced rectangle of polyester and badly knot two corners and call that a sarong')#(i mean 'i watched like a dozen videos on how to tie longyi trying to figure out where the corners go')#(I believe Bill is a master of every technique humans have ever invented to turn A Rectangle into A Garment without cutting/sewing it)#((that's a flat plane. he knows what to do with flat planes.))#lunerat#ask#bill goldilocks cipher
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considering how fnaf was based off of chuck e cheese, them doing this sly 'fnaf but not legally fnaf' cash grab just proves my point of how spot on scott cawthon was with making fazbear entertainment a shitty company. CEC Entertainment really is that bad
#theyre really profiting off of the fnaf movie when they LITERALLY GOT RID OF ALL THEIR ANIMATRONICS???#COME ON#do they really need money THAT badly?#and as someone who worked at chuck e cheese for a long ass time#trust me its really bad#cockroaches fucking everywhere#throwup soaked into the carpet#everything is dirty and nasty as fuck because they dont hire enough people to clean everything#has violated several osha rules#all their stuff is cheaply made but overpriced to hell and back#treats their staff horribly (at least at the one i worked at)#getting paid for one job but having to do literally e v e r y t h i n g (in my case)#always understaffed and overworked#the pizza isnt reused tho its actually fresh as fuck#overall terrible place#ESPECIALLY if youre working there#which is why i dont regret stealing over $200 worth of prizes from the prize counter throughout my time there#im still salty about this almost a year later#fnaf#chuck e cheese
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„Snack without guilt“
Please listen to me: please don‘t ever feel guilty whatsoever for choosing to snack on something you enjoy
#those badly written marketing captions only want you to buy overpriced diet food you don’t need#i don’t wanna hear this shit anymore#there is no moral value to food#there might be foods you should eat more of and foods you should eat less of#but all foods can have a place in your daily food intake#fuck diet culture#a Newsletter just triggered me so a little rant for you haha
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I actually think i'm fine enough to go outside tomorrow..... I wanna see my small town thrift shops so bad ughhhhhhhh
#especially the one that has different knick knacks. i'm craving a teacup or a beautiful glass bootle.#but clothes are fine too..#though my clothing impulses have been somewhat sated recently..#i bought this beautiful purple cardigan that's a bit discolored but i'm thinking#of ways to fix this#and a skirt that was overpriced for thrifting standards#and is slightly too big on me#but it's so so beautiful and goes nicely w the cardigan. i'm obsessed#both of these made me realize how badly i've been lacking purple clothing when IT'S MY FAVOURITE COLOR. can you imagine#i'm sure i had lots of purple clothing before... where did all of it go????
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i cant tell if its just one person repeatedly sending me anonymous asks about boats, but to whomever you may be, thank you shckskxkskd
im having so much fun like the most recent one is just giving me an excuse to shit talk cruise ships. thats my dream job, buddy, i cant wait to tell you about how much i hate the disney wish
#kai rambles#listen#the disney wish is such an awful cruise ship#its ugly#its badly designed#its overpriced#IT HAS MOTION SENSOR BUTTONS IN THE LIFTS#DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID THAT IS????#shipposting
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I will have this doll before im dead
Like she is a must have for me like i would sell my organs for her and alot of the other dolls aswell but i need to get this analog horror looking gal LIKE LOOK AT THE STARS THEY LOOK SO ANALOG HORROREY
(btw does anybody want a shoppie reveal of all the ones i have? :] )
#shopkins shoppies#Angelique star#Id sell my kidneys dont need them that badly anyways/j#IF ANYBODY KNOWS WHERE I CAN FIND THIS GAL FOR SLIGHTLY CHEAP LIKE BELOW 50 LET ME KNOW (with all acc :] )#Like i wish these dolls werent so overpriced..#The only ones goodly priced are all naked (not joking)#Like i hope where im looking to buy them rn they dont sell cuz i can only get them for like holidays cuz (minor lol)#So yeaaa :)#If anybody knows where i can buy shoes or headbands for them aswell lemme know cuz sum shoppies i have need their headbands or shoes also i#Yall want me to post pics of all my shoppies like tell me!
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I fucking hate it here so fucking much. Should never, ever, EVER have come back. I cannot wait to leave again.
#fuck this place#I grew up here I despised it why why WHY did I think coming back here was the thing to do#we should have just moved somewhere new#not come back to this overpriced festering shit hole#fucking normie country#fucking whitewashed bland stale ass fucking suburbs#fucking stale ass people#the people are just as bland and shitty as the food#culture? what culture????????#dunkin donuts is not a personality trait you fucking hayseed#scummy ppl in scummy cities#I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it#there’s nothing to do nowhere to go the food is AWFUL#even the immigrants cook badly here#even the Chinese food is GROSS here#fucking bland soggy ass food no matter what kind it is#casual American dining is the only thing you wanted to eat forever right???????????????????????????????#no? TOO BAD THAT’S ALL WE GOT TIL YOU HIT THE FUCKING MIDATLANTIC#WE DON’T DO ANYTHING WELL HERE#EVERYTHING IS BLAND BEIGE CORPORATE SUBURBS OR DEPRESSING RUN DOWN SUBURBS#YOUR CHOICE#BEIGE CORPORATE DYSTOPIA OR RUN DOWN OPIOID GHETTO
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I'd go buy the special edition of Angron: Slave of Nuceria while it was still in print and before the scalpers snatched them all up.
ok. icebreaker-type question. imagine time travel exists, but all of the serious super big things that likely come to mind when time travel is a factor is stuff youre not “qualified” for, as a civilian. what stupid, petty, thing do you use time travel for?
personally, i’d buy this one limited-time pin from a con i had no chance of going to, and also buy some transformers animated toys while they were still being sold.
#I very badly want a physical copy even if it's not the special edition#but any of them I've found on Ebay are absurdly overpriced#I wish all scalpers a very die
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ok im glad i didnt ultimately say yes to paying rent w sex instead of money however the fact that my housing situation hasnt rly improved since then does make me waver sometimes bc i could be living in a condo with a kitchen + private bathroom i could access literally whenever i want but alas ;_;
#i rly took my old apartment for granted and now i miss it so much sometimes#it was tiny and overpriced but it was mine yea ?#idk i took a chance and it went badly i'll be ok i just need to keep pushing forward !!#nothing lasts forever#knight to g6
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season 1 rafe with his gf & son
i have to be sooo truthful here in that rafe is like 90% the actual worst during the events of season 1 to high school gf!
he's still doing drugs and going to parties, never coming home until the early morning if at all
maybe he was on better terms with his gf for a while, but everyone on the island knows that the pair are always on-and-off
when they are good, rafe is surprisingly sweet to her. he's always opening doors and looking after their son so she can rest. rafe is so much more physically affectionate too during these times, with his hands always on her, stroking her hip or playing with her hair
and then when they fight, it's like all that goes away and he's back to ignoring her
she lives in the main house now as that's where their son's nursery is, but most of the time she's sleeping in the guest room after they argue
rafe's idea of family bonding is going to the country club, drinking his expensive whiskey and eating overpriced food. he likes seeing his son look around wide-eyed at the new sights and new people, and he enjoys having his son sit in his lap while he drinks, mumbling nonsense to see his little smile
he tries to take his son out golfing once only to realise that he couldn't be away from his mother for so long, much to his annoyance. it's fine though bc he's insisting they all go together next time - problem solved in his mind
rafe and high school gf! go to midsummer's together as each others dates. rafe wouldn't have let her go with anyone else anyway, but he likes the display of having her on his arm. he matches his suit to the floral design of her gown to make the statement even clearer (they have a child together and he's worried about people knowing she's his???)
he manages to hide a lot of the events that go on from his gf, but some of them still reach her ears courtesy of sarah, and he can't stand the disappointed look she gives him. sometimes though, he makes her sit down and listen to his explanation, trying to get her to see his side. he's so relieved when she nods and no longer looks at him in that way (but she still doesn't tell him he was right, he always notes)
when barry burns rafe, he's knocking on the door of the guest room with tears in his eyes, clutching his badly burnt arm to his chest. gf just looks at him wide-eyed, telling him to sit on her bed while she grabs the first aid kit. rafe can't help but let the tears stream down his face as she cleans, his head coming to rest on her shoulder as he sobs. that night is the first time he sleeps with her in the guest room, his head nuzzled into her chest as she cradles him
ok but if barry ever threatens his girl and kid rafe won't let it go. he's landing a punch on the drug dealer's face immediately, his rage spiking instantaneously. barry learns not to threaten them again after the second time he wore purple bruises on his chin
oh, sweet pretty gf has no idea what rafe has done to the sheriff, and he plans to keep it that way. he wanted to protect his dad, but he absolutely refuses to let anything happen to his own family. she's so shocked when he tells her of john b's actions, the boy having lived down the hall from them, and rafe plays into the role of protector again. he's got her in his arms as she cries about how he was around their son, and rafe just hums and tells her "i would never let someone hurt either of you, you know that right?". it warms his heart to see her nod into his chest.
sometimes his gf walks into the nursery only to see her son not in his crib, but she knows exactly where he is. pushing open rafe's door she sees the two of them in bed, her sweet baby cuddled up on rafe's bare chest as they both sleep. he needs to be with his son when he has a bad day, which seems to be more often than not nowadays
rafe is rapidly growing more mentally unwell and the only thing that seems to soothe him is his gf and son, and he spends as much time as he can with them. the little baby is always in his arms as he coos down at him, watching his kid's eyes brighten at the sight of his dada. rafe reasons with himself that everything he does is to protect his family and that he couldn't be wrong then, could he?
Click here for pre-season 1 rafe, gf & their unborn son
Click here for season 2 rafe, gf & their son
Click here for season 3 rafe, gf & their son
Click here for season 4 part 1 rafe, gf & their son
Click here for the 18 month gap before season 4 rafe, gf & their son
Oh this was a bit of a novel, but rafe truly has so many facets to explore, let alone once you give him a big motivator like a kid!
#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron imagine#rafe cameron headcanons#rafe cameron blurb#rafe x reader#rafe imagine#rafe fic#rafe cameron outer banks#rafe cameron fanfiction#rafe outer banks#outer banks x reader#outer banks imagine#outer banks headcanons#outer banks fanfiction#high school gf! au#dad!rafe au#dad!rafe
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Kinktober 🎃 day eight: Knife play!
cw: knife play, non con/dub con, degrading names e.g whore, slut, violent language, fingering, public sex, sex in the dark, Simons a little crazy, licking his fingers clean, knife to the throat, dominant Simon, masked Simon, Simon who thinks he owns you, finger riding, crying
Simon hated you. You left him, you nasty- selfish disgusting little slut. How dare you leave his life, vanish after years of saving his back and him protecting yours. Years of being together daily, training- working- bickering; pretty much glued at the hip.
If one thing for sure- Simon hated talking to people, he only made the effort to get somewhat close to you from the Captain’s orders but little did he know how badly he’d fall for you. Fucking fall for you. The way you presented yourself, body wracking with elegance and normality. The dream girl he never knew existed, the girl that he was going to marry. You were his- his yours: every moment with you he felt alive, burning with your foreign endearment, a care he never knew he would be granted with. A love full of delicacy and sugar he’d be a fool to balk.
So why on gods green earth did you fucking abandon him? Why did you wish your goodbyes, thank your teammates and set off for a new life. A different career branch, new set of friends; perhaps a new lover. It was brutal, you were heartless. He wanted to break your fucking spine. Tracking you down and following you into some shitty overpriced Halloween pop up event happening near you, a haunted house in which your new friends and new boss were accompanying you. A murderous intent trailing through his body before it sunk deep in the masked, 6'ft Lieutenant’s stomach at the sight of your boss’s arm around you. He’d cut his fingers off and force him to choke on them for touching what isn’t his.
Managing to sneak past the security and walking into the haunted house- well mansion- he hid himself in a corner on the second floor. The room was wide and decorated like the interior of a barn. Haystacks and dark oak panels covering the red walls and barricaded windows. A creaky wooden floor and barley any light aside from the odd lantern, casting a warm- sinister glow.
It was probably a hint to the actor in the next room- probably some psycho farmer or a chainsaw wielding scarecrow stood ready to chase after you. Simon didn’t feel fear when it came to the actors around this place, he’d like to see a man smothered in fake blood and a zombie costume out at war, on enemy territory with nothing but a pistol, fighting and protecting for not just his life but for the life of your teammates- civilians. That was true terror you had to make people feel and true terror you felt in yourself.
He heard footsteps approaching and laughter falling people, your voice shining through them and into his ears like a song- a song that he had muted and silenced for a moment. His cock hardening as he grabbed the fake knife hidden on hay beside him, running at your new little group with his prop knife, internally rolling his eyes as they all screamed and ran for the next door. All but one.
Your eyes lingered on his mask, surely it wasn’t him- why would he be here? An actor in a silly little Halloween house doesn’t necessarily scream Simon. His hand threw the fake knife on the floor, the plastic rattling against the wood as he walked forward, grabbing you by the neck and shoving you against the wall. Not giving you any time to analyse the situation you’d entered.
“Why the fuck did you leave me?” He growled in your ear, knee coming between your legs and pushing your thighs apart. The fabric of his jeans rubbing your clothed pussy harshly, mouth opened but no words coming out. What words would come out? His hand slipped into his back pocket, pulling out a switchblade and placing the metal below your chin. What the actual fuck? You were petrified.
A pleased hum came from the chapped lips of the man, his eyes squinting slightly from a smile beneath his mask, creasing his black eye makeup and staring through your pupils- into your soul: your fear. You were pathetic, couldn't even explain yourself to him, he could laugh.
“Simon- please.” You pleaded, your voice cracking with fear as it seeped through your thick strong interior, igniting a manic chuckle from his lips. Did you think he was going to kill you? His little backstabbing whore he’d tracked down, slowly bleeding out as he’d leave you against the wall. His blade deep in the side of your throat. No no no, Simon didn’t want to hurt you- he wanted to toy with you.
“Love, I'm not going to kill you- O’d you think I am?” The knife not moving an inch against your pretty flesh, a contrast between the softness of your skin and the sharpness of the blade. Applying the perfect amount of pressure to poke but not cut. An ounce of relief washed over you at that comment, the reassurance palpable but the dread sickening; if he wasn’t going to kill you what did he want from you?
He watched as his body trembled beneath him; anxiety overtaking your blood and your veins, looking away and down because if you stayed looking up at him you were going to cry. A weak weak little girl compared to him. You could act strong, you could push him away and run as fast as you could but there would be no use, he’d catch you somehow, somewhere. He’d fuck with you more, all you could do was obey him and his demands now unless you wanted a life of watching over your shoulder constantly.
“Strip.” And your hands slipped into the waist band of your bottoms, tugging them down and stepping out of them, hesitating would only make him more pissed off. Your shaky hand grabbing the bottom of your shirt too, tugging that over your head leaving you in nothing but your bra and panties, your bra and wet panties. He looked down your body a whistle at the end of this tongue but he held back, looking up at you again.
“Strip- you want me to get fucking mad?” And hesitantly you took off your panties, unhooking you bra, tears pouring from your eyes as you hugged yourself, not only embarrassed but ashamed, ashamed with what your letting happen and horrified that you kind of like it. His body came in closer again, heating you up as he dragged the tip of the blade down your body. Between your tits, over your tummy and against your cunt, stuffing two fingers inside your hole greedily, not even focused on you anymore.
He kept a steady pace, thrusting his fingers inside over and over again, curving them slightly so it feels good for you but not giving you any opportunity to come or get close. Going at his pace, touching you how he wanted to at whatever speed he likes. His ears perked up at the little whines you let out, tiny confirmation that you weren’t all scared and were enjoying it- the juices running down your thigh gave him that understanding too. What a dirty bitch, getting fingered against the wall of a horror house, a knife pressed against her but it only increasing her arousal: you were mad. He was fucking taken aback.
“Yeah? You sad little whore. Missing Simon so much the minute he gets you against the wall you give in. Where was my strong girl from a few moments ago? Where did she go, huh, baby?” Mockery. Your body felt red- it felt hot. Anger taking over the fear and fuelling you. You threw your body back down on his fingers, practically riding his hand for him. Moaning in his ear, showing him that you were still there, still strong. Still holding on and that despite his best efforts of trying to scare you- fucking with you- hurting you. It didn’t work because you enjoyed the pain, you lived off of the pain he provided you.
After a few more thrusts of his fingers you came over his hand, eyes rolling shut and all tears from before resurfacing and pouring from your eyes. Legs such a trembling mess he dragged you towards the hay, lifting and placing you on top so you could breathe and come down from you high. He watched you pant, eyes shut as your tits bounced from each breath. His eyes flickered to his fingers, bringing them to his mouth and sucking them clean, your taste exploding on his tongue.
“Next time you misbehave and leave me I won’t be so generous. I’ll get your paperwork done and you’ll be back with us in no time.” You nodded unsure on what else to do. Simon had control over you now; Simon had the power and all you could do is submit. There was no backing down now, you were tied to his hip. And something deep inside you, something sick and deluded was unsure. Something in you, so fucked up you couldn’t help but wonder if you minded, if you cared that you were living a life run by Simon.
Looking up to see him look down at you; a raging, violent look in his eye but behind it there was softness. Protection and security, you were Simon’s and he was going to keep you safe in the long run. And maybe that wasn’t all bad. So what if he’s a little crazy, it just shows how much he cares.
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words cannot describe how badly I want to go to the silly little bar in the baratie fish’s mouth and sip on a silly little overpriced drink while eavesdropping
#opla#one piece#one piece live action#it’s a real set. so turn it into a real restaurant. Let me in. let me in!!!
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ACT 1, SCENE 1: blue lock headcanons
rin is the type to have hyper-fixations, except you would literally never know. this man is discreet, as in batman level of shadiness. one time, he accidentally took too much adderall at 3 a.m. and considered making a shrine of you inside his bedroom closet. he was already halfway done with printing and cutting out your pictures before he realized what he was doing. that was the only time you caught him slipping, and he doesn't even remember most of it. definitely makes little voodoo dolls and sticks pins in the people he hates (looking at you, isagi.)
sae smells like fresh linens and warm laundry. sometimes, if you snuggle up to him, you can also sniff out hints of the sea. if you asked him what shampoo he uses though, he would not know. (it's definitely a 5-in-1 though since this man emphasizes practicality above all else.)
kaiser is secretly a pathetic coward with zero pain tolerance. he had a smug smirk on his face the entire time he got his blue rose tattoo done because of how badly he wanted to impress you. definitely went home later that day and cried from the pain. he would scream and be an overdramatic baby when you tried to remove the saniderm.
rin would insist that he is not like sae in the slightest but then proceeds to act like a sore loser when he doesn't immediately win. do not challenge him to any game that involves a ball. competitiveness runs through the entire itoshi bloodline.
sae is financially illiterate. he would definitely buy you anything you looked at for longer than 0.5 seconds. when the cashier asks him where to send the check, he tells them to ring it all up on his manager. definitely does not know how much is too much.
reo tried to get nagi into houseplants once he saw how lackluster nagi's apartment was. but all of them except the cactus died since nagi forgot to water them. choki is obviously a trooper.
rin is lactose-intolerant, but his gourmand tastebuds only allow him to drink one specific brand of almond milk. would make you drive two hours back to the grocery store just because you accidentally forgot to get the unsweetened version without the artificial vanilla flavoring.
noa is very grounded, mostly due to his background but also because of his personality. definitely the type to be rich but not act rich. he would get along very well with keanu reeves. that's not to say he won't spoil you though. this man would let you have whatever you wanted, so long as it was reasonable.
sae is a horrible gift-giver. every christmas, he gives you socks, a mug, or some random overpriced souvenir he panicked and bought at the airport on the way home. needless to say your kitchen is now overcrowded with jumbo fridge magnets and keychains.
shidou would flirt with the entire female population but with an almost exclusive emphasis on teachers. if you showed up one day wearing a pencil skirt, he would go absolutely feral.
rin used to be the shortest in his class back in primary school. he went home after picture day and cried because they made him stand on the bottom row for the class picture. years later though, he now towers over both you and sae.
chigiri was very close to his older sister when growing up. she definitely forced him into some very embarrassing predicaments. one time, his sister made him model all of her dresses, and he paced around the hallway in full catwalk style for an entire afternoon. because his sister used to play with his hair, he always makes you run your fingers through his locks and do the braids for him. it's a force of habit.
chris heavily overuses cologne despite being the touchiest man in existence. he doesn't understand why people try to distance themselves from him. no one told him he smelled like an entire distilled perfumery until the day you came into his life.
rin gets jealous over sae's fangirls, especially the ones that carry around cardboard signs during games. a fan wants to get married to his brother? not on his watch. you had to physically drag him out one time because he was infinitesimally close to throwing hands.
kunigami is a firm believer in women's rights (and wrongs.) one time his sisters were bullied at school for their dresses, so he showed up fully decked in hello kitty merchandise and a hot pink bow on his head just to show the boys that feminine wear can be cool too. toxic masculinity is actually scared of him.
sae had a teacher phase as a child, except everything was football related. he sat rin down in front of a whiteboard while he took a stick and walked his little brother through every single passing combination in existence. also deliberately gave rin a failing grade because his standards are so high. rin started crying, and sae felt bad, so he changed them all into passing marks.
nagi definitely plays dress up games on his phone. sometimes when you're both rotting in bed on a saturday evening, he asks you if he should use pink or blue eyeshadow for the disney princess for whom he's currently giving a makeover.
sae keeps random hair ties on his wrists. the tabloids used to speculate that those hair ties were evidence for him dating someone in secret. lo and behold, the paparazzi later catches him shopping for groceries with his hair tied up in pigtails. those hair ties are, in fact, only for him.
niko has family issues, no explanation needed. definitely had some unresolved trauma on his mother's side. he secretly thinks he doesn't deserve you, but your kindness is always there to bring him away from his insecurities.
hiori has curated playlists for every mood. his taste is absolutely immaculate. when you go on late night drives with him, he's always in charge of the speakers. doesn't want you to know that music used to be his place of solace during the times his parents were fighting, but the warmth of your hand on his makes him believe that everything will be alright.
rin used to get a high fever at night sometimes, but instead of going straight to his parents, he would creep into his brother's room and hover above the bed like a specter. rin would stand there and just whisper, "sae, i frew up." after he started dating you though, he just climbs under the sheets without asking. please take care of this poor boy.
nagi massacres his exams with absolutely illegible penmanship but then proceeds to get every single question correct. his teacher never put his work up on the wall because it looked entirely like chicken scratch. you had to reteach him the entire alphabet just so people could actually understand his written work.
rin and sae both get sunburnt easily, except sae actually cares for his skin and meticulously puts on sunscreen beforehand. one time, you three all went to the beach and rin was the only one who came home looking like a burnt tomato.
barou used to live with his grandmother every summer, and she would force him to clean the entire house with her. that is where he picked up such good cleaning habits. his personal hygiene is impeccable, and he would love nothing more than to brush his teeth with you every morning and make the bed together. spring cleaning is his favorite hobby.
sae was on spider-catching duty every time there was an arachnid longer than 5 centimeters in the house. he would pick up the spider with bare hands while you and rin both stood in the corner of the bathroom, trying to act cool but internally screaming.
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#blue lock#headcanons#sae itoshi#rin itoshi#shidou ryusei#noel noa#isagi yoichi#michael kaiser#barou shouei#nagi seishiro#chigiri hyoma#kunigami rensuke#hiori yo#reo mikage#chris prince#niko ikki#fics#sae itoshi x reader#rin itoshi x reader#noel noa x reader#isagi x reader#shidou x reader#kaiser x reader#michael kaiser x reader#barou shoei x reader#nagi x reader#chigiri x reader#reo x reader#niko x reader#bllk
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loser konig tries to get krueger’s sister flowers but woops she’s allergic
Konig realizes he has a thing for your sneezing and coughing because you just look so precious and weak and utterly adorable and he totally needs to feel you in every way possible, so- Oh shit. He brings you pills you ask for - and dumps the stupid, overpriced bouquet in the trash. He honestly wanted to give you something romantic, since it was the day of love or whatever - but it's honestly obvious how pathetic his attempts are. Krueger scoffs at his friend, acting like a fool for his dumb sister, but he doesn't really care. Maybe, if you and Konig would get together, you'd finally move out of the house and allow your brother to turn it into the mancave of his dreams. Maybe Konig would stop being such a sadistic little bitch who loves to torture his enemies and kill entire teams worth of soldiers if he gets some pussy from time to time. Getting with the colonel is your ultimate service to the Geneva convention. It's like this with a lot of the gifts. He bought you a new phone - and accidentally broke the screen the same day. Bought you a pair of cool, expensive earphones that weren't compatible with your phone. I brought you a really nice ring and only then found out you have a gold allergy. he'd be fine with just giving you money, but there isn't anything romantic in this - and he doesn't want to seem like a depressed sugar daddy that would do anything for your cunt. He has standards! Like begging you to forgive him as you sneeze and whimper, and he pushes the gifts away so he can touch you. Carefully listening for everything that you want and then buying you this in bulk because he fucked up so badly, he wants to give you the world(( ignoring your pleads to just leave you alone too.
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