#bad witchcraft smp idea

[bad-witchcraft-smp-ideas]

Scott uses a summoning circle to bring back his "soulmate" not realising that it means a LITERAL soulmate. He's so excited to get his lover back, only to find absoloute wet cat Pearlescentmoon sitting in the middle of his summoning circle, confused as hell.

BEJCUSHXJEJCJE

[ohkelpart]

Little theory/headcannon about Milo and wc!Scott

The general idea I have is that Milo is a necromancer and necromancy is not magic but rather a curse. A curse so great it carries on after death. Milo (all signs point to being dead) died and this curse instead of going away, cursed the last person he wanted to suffer; Scott (Signs pointing to them being very close). The curse curses the person to be able to use necromancy and affects their thinking in subtle ways (Scott’s almost manic drives to accomplish his goals even going to the extreme). It also changes their appearance, their hair turns black starting from the ends and their eyes shifts to a dark green, starting from the center of the eyes.

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Cast Life; it’s just Grian stealing the premise of Witchcraft SMP

Scott & Cleo: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️

[djts-arts]

3 Gs Doodles

I didn't realize I was drawing the 3 Gs until well I dre them

I think Cleo should have fire hair this season (or any upcoming season if they keep burning things) since Pearl said Cleo has firey hair

My brain just went to the Farmer Queen Pearl when she got the 2 hoes

As for Scott was inspired by @bad-witchcraft-smp-ideas post DL! Pearl has abandonment issue

[crazy-pe3p]

thinking.

( idea from @bad-witchcraft-smp-ideas and @spookygoatinaboat )

(update! i made a fic :) it's over here :D)

also i began writing again. originally crack but taken seriously (WIP)

He missed Jimmy, he missed him so much. He hated how he lost him, the only person he let into his life after a long, long time, only a few months before their wedding. And he hated how he could have saved him. He could have done something to help, to keep him safe. But he didn't.

To be honest, he couldn't really remember what had occurred other than that they were walking around in their usual meet up spot, then a skeleton had walked around the corner to shoot at him and Jimmy. Then he blacked out, and a week later (which he assumed, looking at the clock and calendar) he came back into focus, spotting his journal filled with heart wrenching entries of his fiancé dying. So, he put the dots together, of course, that he was the one to write those entries.

[pacificwaternymph]

saw something on Bad Witchcraft smp ideas, and it got me thinking about Ashes to Ashes <3

One of my friends headcanons Joey as aromantic with a ton of internalized aphobia(thanks frost mages), and has somewhat of an admiration attraction to Scott. He is absolutely infatuated with how strong and powerful he is as a witch, and wants to be just as powerful as him.

but to others, all this gushing sounds like a crush. So he's confused. He never thought of it as a crush before. But he knows Scott likes to curse people, so maybe, maybe it was a curse! It has to be!

So he storms his way up to Scott's cottage and immediately interrupts his work to yell "I don't like you!".

Scott doesn't exactly seem phased. "Alright then."

"Did you not hear me? I said I don't like you!"

"I don't like you either, what's your point?"

It's in this conversation with Scott that Joey realizes a few things about himself.

that he's never experienced romantic attraction to anyone.

That maybe, just maybe, Scott isn't as bad as he thought.

Ooh wait aromantic Joey :0 I do like that. I've never thought about that before but yeah I can totally see it.

And that opens the floor for queerplatonic soulfire, too.

Hmm IDK, I like both romance and qprs a lot. I might just alternate between headcanons depending on my mood lol. Both are actually really cute.

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

woe! witchcraft smp dramatized rewrite be upon ye!

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This was the cherry on top to an already perfect day, wasn't it? Joey had gotten back from that disaster of a "coven meeting" Prismarina was hosting. Then, he had to try and get a taglock from Scott, and that was only being made complicated by the creeper at his side, hissing and blowing itself up. And, of course, Scott spotting him through the bushes.

"Oh- no.."

"Excuse me, sir.. Can I help you?" Scott's gray eyes narrowed at him, and Joey found himself standing straighter in an attempt to make himself taller. The necromancer towered over him, in those stupid platform boots he wore. Joey found himself growing slightly lightheaded.

"Uh-" Quick, come up with an excuse, come on, don't be stupid- "Oh- I- I'm lost! How- did I get here?"

Scott seemed to not buy his excuses, despite his blabbering on about not knowing where he was. The necromancer's eyes remained uninterested as the zombies swarmed Joey. That at the very least brought a hint of a smile to his face. Until he saw what Joey was carrying. "Is.. that a taglock?"

"Wh- no!" Joey denied unconvincingly, trying to hide it behind his back as he backed away from the zombie child scampering towards him.

"Oh, Joey.." The necromancer laughed, patronizingly smiling at the fire-frost witch. "That's not gonna work here..."

And he was right, annoyingly. It didn't work. He was slain before he was able to get to Scott's bed. Now as soon as he returns home, here's Pris. Again.

She looked concerned, to her credit, gripping onto him to stabilize him a bit. "Oh my gosh- Joey, what happened?!"

This was when he turned the situation, make it not as embarrassing as it very much was. "Oh Pris, it was awful!" He whined. "Scott killed me for no reason! I- I only wanted a little bit of his hair.." He sheepishly held up the taglock, and to his surprise, Pris' expression turned serious.

"This... may be a bad idea.." She whispered. Joey's eyes lit up.

"I'm listening.."

"We may not be the best of friends..." She started. "But we have a common enemy. And you have taglocks, I've got a taglock.. I've got some things in my basement that might can help us. So I'm calling a temporary truce."

So they stood outside of Joey's temporary home, trying to fiddle around with the book of shadows. When Joey's face turned pale. A holographic message appears from the tip of his wand.

"I'll teach you to mess with a necromancer."

"He's threatening me!" Joey shouted. Pris placed her hands onto his shoulders.

"Ignore him- he's just trying to get a rise out of you. We've got more important things to focus on.. Here- I may not like you very much... but.." She reached into her inventory to hand Joey a doll. "This.. it's a voodoo protection poppet. As long as you have it, it'll absorb any curse he might inflict onto you."

Joey almost felt himself be touched by the gift. He took it carefully and held it, nodding solemnly.

"Look- come back to my home in the morning. We'll plan this out, and that night.. We take our revenge."

So that was where they were the next morning. Prismarina's house, going over the plan until Joey was almost certain his ears were going to fall off from how much Pris had been talking. Nether below did she ever shut up?

But while they were planning, Joey couldn't shake the feeling that he was being watched. It was probably nothing, and he dismissed it as such. But it still bothered him.

And to his credit, he was right. Because as soon as they left to stake out the necromancer's home, someone appeared from within the shadows. Scott stepped forward into Prismarina's home and shook his head, tsking under his breath.

"So now they've teamed up together?" He scoffed. "Amateur..." And with that, he made his way down to her basement to pick up some of her voodoo things. An altar that wasn't set up right, and a scrying orb, that were quickly taken as he made his way over to her waystone. Heading back home, he climbed up to the roof and perched himself on top of it, staying there until Pris and Joey arrived. Pris got there first, sneaking around, seemingly staking out his cottage. Hiding.

Cute, the necromancer thought. It won't do much, but it's cute.

He could go down and confront her now. But he'd prefer to wait until they're both there... then he could teach them both a lesson.

They didn't know he had a trick up his sleeve.

"Let's go for a little visit, shall we?" He muttered to no one in particular as he phased through the house and into the shadows.

He made his way into the gardens for a split second before ducking behind a tree to fade into shadows again, grinning to himself as he heard their frantic whisperings, and trying to keep quiet as soon as he saw the bright embers of Joey's flames. Fucking rude.

"We need to somehow get into his room." Joey kept his voice down nervously.

"I know." Pris stressed and gripped at her hair a little. "What do we do?!"

Neither one of them felt the presence behind them, until it was too late.

"And what do you need to get into my room for?" A voice behind them said smoothly. Both Pris and Joey shrieked, turning around to face the unamused necromancer.

"H- Hi!" Joey stammered. "We- just were coming to surprise you- we wanted to give you a gift!"

"Mhmm!" Pris nodded enthusiastically. "A gift- just for you!"

"A gift, hm?" Scott raised an eyebrow, leaning onto his staff and narrowing his eyes. "Is that why you're setting fire to my area and sneaking around?"

"We- We just wanted to say hi!" Pris squeaked out.

"You can say hi from this distance." Scott gave her in particular a bit of a glare as he watched the two back up. He noticed Pris frantically pulling up her water shield, which was cute if she thought it would protect her. Then she raised her wand and threw him into a bubble in the air.

Though, Pris was the one taking damage, while he floated miserably above her. It was a cute attempt at trying to attack him. But not enough.

"You wanna play, Pris?" He snorted, still able to cast while in her little "water cage". He sent a line of fangs down to nip at her, causing her to shriek and try to quickly move out of the way.

"Do you?" She challenged. And oh did Scott want to play.

Scott went after her with a sword instead as she ducked into his house, trying to get up to his room. A swift slice from the blade set her alight.

"Very funny- Very funny!" She called out weakly as she stumbled through the house.

"What's so funny, Pris?" Scott called out sweetly, then sliced her down again to finish her off. Her protests of "No- no!" were adorable, really.

"One down.." The necromancer sang as he made his way up the ladder, twirling his staff idly. "One to go..."

Joey made a mad dash for the bedroom, only to find it lacking the one thing he needed. A bed. He was hit with some potion effect that made his vision blurry and send him stumbling from the room.

"What did you do to me- I'm all wobbly!" He demanded, nearly making himself sick with how much moving he had to do in order to traverse the roof.

Scott laughed, a low, dangerous cackle as he followed after Joey. "You're wobbly, are you? What a pity." He crooned. "It'd be such a shame if you were to.. y'know,," He snorted at Joey's final attempt to taglock him as he swung his sword down again. "die."

A satisfied smirk crossed Scott's face as he stared at the slowly fading corpse.

"Do not mess with the curse witch."

Joey was miserable the next day. He couldn't see, couldn't eat, he felt sick, it was the worst. And while he was pacing around his frost tower for any kind of reprieve, he felt a presence behind him.

"Who's there!" He demanded. A dark snicker rang out from the shadows.

He tried to light the stranger on fire, though it seemed to be negated by his invisibility. "Reveal yourself, witch!" He shouted again.

And he did. Scott appeared, suddenly, smirking and crossing his arms. "That was a nice attempt, wasn't it?"

"Attempt?" Joey scoffed. "At what?"

"Attempt to taglock me, curse me- y'know.." He stared down at the doll in Joey's hand with a snort. "It's cute that you think the little poppets will protect you, considering you don't know the first thing about curses, or voodoo."

Joey huffed indignantly and shoved the doll into his pocket. "I'm learning, okay?!" He grumbled.

"Oh, you're learning, are you?" Scott crooned condescendingly. "Well, you'd better learn quick. Because you've made quite the powerful enemy, Joey... You know what they say, vindicta non habent terminum."

"Wh- what does that mean..?" Joey squeaked as he backed up, the necromancer crowded him against the wall of the tower as he raised the end of his staff threateningly under Joey's chin.

"Revenge has no bounds..." Scott's eyes narrowed as he smirked. "Just watch your back, Joey. Alright?" And with that, the necromancer seemed to disappear. Joey placed a hand to his chest as he relaxed against the wall.

Oh. Fuck. What did he get himself into?

ROXIE IN THE ASKS ROXIE IN THE ASKS WOOHOO

I LOVE THIS SM!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT WRITING FIGHT SCENES OML THIS WAS SO COOL THANK YOU FOR WRITING AND SHARING THIS

[badnewlifesmpideas]

bad-witchcraft-smp-ideas is rumored to secretly be bertha. bad-traffic-smp-ideas has more or less confirmed the watcher allegations. we need something to accuse you of being. i've never seen new life

You'll never know (?). Removing my stuff from the intro now because this is newly fun-

Raven is just as mysterious :000

-Vicktor

Yes, I am very mysterious. You will never know my true identity (though you may certainly speculate!!)

-Raven

[dvskf4llz]

Welcome to Dusk's Hub!

𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓼𝓪𝓯𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓬𝓮, 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓶𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓰𝓸 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓲𝓽! 𝓘 𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝔂𝓸𝓾/𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓯 𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷, 𝓸𝓯𝓬 𝓘'𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾. 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂.

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Hello! A little introduction for me, My name's Dusk but you can call me Diane if you'd like! I like to write stories but I never really publish them. My hobbies are : writing stories, drawing clothes, doodling random things, gaming, watch streams and sleeping. I am an introvert usually but if you wanna talk to me then just send me a DM! I take usually an hour to a whopping 2 weeks to write requests due to me having constant writing burnouts so please be patient!

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Anyways here's some info for requesting:

I will write about:

Dream Smp (Not writing about dteam or Wilbur.)

Hermitcraft (Any season)

3rd Life / Last Life / Double Life SMP / Limited life / Secret Life

Empires SMP (S1 and S2)

Kaboodle SMP (S1 & S2)

Lifesteal SMP (all seasons)

Witchcraft SMP

Outsiders SMP

Pollux SMP

QSMP (Not writing about Forever, Wilbur and just generally bad people who were/are in the server)

Pirates SMP

Origins SMP (Again, not writing for Wilbur)

Rats SMP

(might add more if I end up becoming interested in other SMPs/mc series/shows/etc. Also please respect each creators boundaries. If you know that they're uncomfortable with certain kinds of stuff then please don't request those.)

I will write:

Fluff

Angst

Suggestive stuff but not full on smut.

Yandere

poly reader

(Sexuality)!reader

Character x oc

x reader

x child!reader

x hybrid!reader

Character x reader x Character

Character x Character

HCs

AUs

Oneshots

Preferences

Incorrect quotes

Masterlist (currently):

Dream SMP -

none yet

Hermitcraft -

Yan!Etho x ftm!reader

Grian x F!reader

Tango x GN!Reader

Tango x Short male raccoon!Reader

BdoubleO100 x F!Reader

Christmas with the Hermits HCs (Rendog, Xisuma, Grian)

Valentines with the Hermits HCs (Rendog, Xisuma, Grian, BdoubleO100, Docm77, GoodtimeswithScar)

Angel!MCSkizzman x GN!Reader

XisumaVoid x GN!Reader

3rd Life / Last Life / Double Life SMP / Limited life / Secret life -

3rd life SMP x GN!Wolf hybrid!Reader

Empires SMP -

ESMPS2!Jimmy x GN!reader

ESMPS2!Yandere Jimmy x GN!Reader

Kaboodle SMP -

none yet

Lifesteal SMP -

None yet

WitchCraft SMP -

None yet

Outsiders SMP -

None yet

Pollux SMP -

none yet (Im looking at you rubi)

QSMP -

none yet

Pirates SMP -

None yet

Origins SMP -

None yet

Rats SMP -

None yet

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[siriannatan]

What could have been...

A bit of that Witchcraft SMP fic I said I wrote for Scar's win... I have no idea what to do with it so I grabbed a fragment and I'll put it here.

I might feel different about just posting the whole thing tomorrow but today it'd feel bad.

Enough about that. I am not sad about how the whole thing went, here's some distraction guys:

Unwelcome Visitor

Scott made an amused noise and glanced at the brewing mess. "With blowing things up?" he grinned even wider, annoying the FireFrost witch.

"Sometimes progress needs a few explosions to happen," Joey tossed, trying to sound casual and not at all bothered but not quite making the mark. Scott's giggle had him even more annoying than his experiment failing. That was a step to success. All Scott's giggles made him feel was annoyed. "Just go back to your…" Joey turned away from the not welcomed in his house guest to go over his notes and add some more when a pair of arms wrapped around him.

"I think that instead of stressing over that… invention… you need some rest. Doesn't that sound nice?" Scott muttered right into his ear. Lacing his voice with some charm.

Joey almost gave into said charm, realising what was going on at the last second and breaking it as his brain started to fog over and thoughts slow down. "I'll rest when you leave me alone and stop trying to make me into one of your mindless undead puppets," he huffed with effort, pushing the necromancer away.

"How do you know I'd let you be mindless? There's far too much up there to waste it like that," Scott chuckled but a hint of disappointment crossed his face. He was totally trying to kidnap the younger witch…

"You're the worst kind of bastard," Joey scoffed. No more turning his back to Scott. Never ever again. Under no circumstances.

Scott chuckled as he shrugged. "Honestly, not the worst I've been called," he admitted. "And maybe I was actually worried about you, hm?"

Joey did not trust Scott at all. It was not the first time the necromancer trued dragging him away to wherever he operated from. And probably not the last. "Just leave me be," Joey sighed, leaning on a clean part of his workbench. "I have not time to waste dealing with you," he huffed offering the necromancer his best glare.

"Oh, trust me I know your little problem," Scott grinned and Joey froze. How did he… "And becoming…"

(let me know what you think in comments and tags? how does one Tumblr?)

[rubyroboticalt]

https://www.tumblr.com/rubyroboticalt/727267145704259584/the-current-final-page-i-dont-really-have-any?source=share

I NEED MORE OF THIS??? PLEASE tell me about this au omg

OH BABY I WAS SAVING THIS FOR WHEN I HAD THE BRIAN FOR IT! including bolding and italics for easier reading on my part

i am SO fond of my witch in the well au. the connection was between witch!lying and witchcraft smp being, well, witches. the basic concept was one of the witchcrafters accidentally summons/awakens an old power, which freed lying from the well. originally it was actually going to be scott who freed them, by trying and failing to contact an ancient power, but then joey literally fell into a well. and that was just too poetic to ignore. i think lying was going to be a fear witch specifically.

>i dont have significant plot beyond the comic, which is why it's ended (tentative, if i get ideas i may continue), but i and some friends did have ideas for interactions beyond it. if it had continued, joey was going to make some deals with the witch for more power. to quote my own discord msgs on it, "maybe he does want to be the supreme witch, but is it worth this? lying makes him uneasy. he can't help but feel he's in danger, whenever he's around them. like there's something off" (mar 2023). so joey ends up in an uneasy sort of alliance, in part because after he escaped the well by digging/building out (not bound by the magic lying was, free to move and craft as he pleases), they look very much like a wet cat.

>cleo would recognize that dealing with the fear witch is a bad idea, but also treats them more as a nuisance than a threat until given evidence to the contrary. she also antagonizes them a little, because cleo in witchcraft (and in general) refuses to be intimidated even when given good reason, and the witch is all about intimidating people.

something something slapfight between the fear witch trying to intimidate and cleo's refusal to be scared. cleo doesn't tend to overestimate themself, so how well that slapfight goes for her depends on if she realizes it won't go well for her and plays cautious or if she leans in to the slapfight and sees what lying is capable of. if it's the latter, they probably get taken out of commission long enough to preserve the critical mistake moment for others. lying, to cleo, seems a little like a jokey thing and there's a significant chance she underestimates them.

part of what makes cleo and lying's interaction/slapfight so interesting is both of them spec'd into defense and retaliation instead of offense, meaning there's a tense waiting period to see who strikes first. there might be social tension because witch!cleo and lying the witch are similar, but cleo has friendly allies and lying has only the hesitant alliance with joey. that could be dug into and inspected closely for good plot points.

another angle that was discussed was cleo, being the time witch, may have met other lyings/at least be aware of them, giving her a reason to be wary. if she has, then she probably plays cautious, and during the crux of the intimidation slapfight she makes an escape. she honestly may have been friends with other lyings in other timelines!

and, tbh, from what ive seen and heard of lyings in general, they are mostly posturing and intimidation. witch!lying has gotten their ass kicked both times ive seen an actual fight (priest!lying, maid!lying, for example). they have a lot of defensive power but there's not much to back up that posturing. in contrast, cleo is closer to 70% posturing, but has power to back that up. the witch is scary and smart, but cleo is on a server with a bunch of maniacs who kill each other for fun (civil war, house war, demise, turf war, whatever the hell season 8 was, tag, decked out 1 & 2, demise 2, etc) where the witch was on a server where folks killed in self defense or to settle scores. this means the way they approach conflict differs!

>cupquake keeps her distance because the trees give her a quick psa to Stay Away From That Thang, depicted in the comic as the trees becoming more storybook horror gnarled branches the closer cupquake got. another funny quote from the outline for the comic "for once it is the trees who speak for the lorax" (mar 2023). iirc i may have written stuff in the branches but idr? ik i wrote things in the fog but the fog was specifically lying luring ppl in to free them. cupquake nopes out and plays avoidance hardcore, bc what i recall from watching her as a kid is while she has a lot of magic power once she gets into the midgame of botania, she's also very easy to startle/scare.

>an interesting point brought up is the ravens, tameable ravens from the modpack! el had a conversation with one in her first episode and shelby tamed one. the witch can see through ravens' eyes iirc. el thinks they're crows but based on how they're tamed they're bewitchment ravens. i didnt go too deep into this one for the comic but theres potential there.

>i never fleshed out the end of the story/plot regarding the supreme witch but i imagine the goal is getting the witch back to their home server or something. maybe they partake in the competition to be supreme witch, maybe they dont. honestly feel free to riff off of what i have written! witch in the well was made collaboratively and id love to see how other folks play in the universe!

[bad-witchcraft-smp-ideas]

All of Scott’s zombies are Jimmy/SolidarityGaming.

You know, because he keeps dying. His corpses are a dime a dozen.

SHIVJDJCJRJ

[wolffyluna]

...bad idea that I *should not try*: finish Scott's Witchcraft SMP pov before yuletide noms end so I can request it

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

I am personal friends with the admin of @bad-witchcraft-smp-ideas and neither of us are beating the "actually part of the series" allegations (see here and here) so we've decided that there are:

[ID: a discord screenshot saying "Two types of "bad ideas" users / Denier / Acceptor" across three lines. End ID]

[oscars-dumbass-central]

The Sound of Dead Flesh Breaking

Part Three in Deathwitch, Dead Witch series

"I said what I said,” Scott snarled down at Joey. “You’re just some underachieving overpromising hack with powers that you don’t even deserve or—” He was cut off as Joey punched him in the gut heavily, but the sound that the punch made both of them freeze in place. It was a horrible and startling and sounded like a mixture of someone hitting maggot-eaten flesh and old dry bones shattering. /or, Scott and Joey get into a small fight, Scott panics, Joey calls Cleo for help, and then Scott and Joey talk

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( Masterpost | Part One | Part Two )

Joey shoved Scott up against the wall firmly. “You want to say that again?” he tightened his grip on Scott's silken cloak. “Maybe this time to my face instead of behind my back.” 

“I said what I said,” Scott snarled down at Joey. “You’re just some underachieving overpromising hack with powers that you don’t even deserve or—” He was cut off as Joey punched him in the gut heavily, but the sound that the punch made both of them freeze in place. It was a horrible and startling and sounded like a mixture of someone hitting maggot-eaten flesh and old dry bones shattering. 

Before Joey could even react, Scott shoved him away hard and scrambled away, tripping over the uneven carpet and falling to the ground. But he continued to scramble away, one hand pressed against his side. 

“Scott, are- are you okay?” Joey went to take a step forward, but backed off when he let out a horrible panicked whine-like sound. He paused for a moment, unsure of what to do before he realised something and pulled his comm out, fumbling it a bit slightly. 

fire&icemaster: CLEO 

ticktockfuckyou: wwwwwwhat is it  ticktockfuckyou: and if this is something completely unimportant then i’m sticking you in a time loop again 

fire&iceamaster: I KINDA PUNCHED SCOTT AND I THINK I FUCKED UP 

ticktockfuckyou: Joey. What the fuck did you do. 

Within a second, not even long enough for him to respond, his comm buzzed loudly with an incoming call. “Joey,” Cleo’s sharp and cold voice immediately greeted him. “I need you to answer a few questions.” 

“Yeah, okay, yeah.” 

“Stop stammering asshole,” they snapped at him. “Okay, do you think you broke any of his bones? Did you hear anything break?” 

“Well it sounded like I punched one of his fucking zombies so I don’t have a single idea of what is going on right now,” he rambled, running a hand through his hair repeatedly and pacing back and forth/ He at least one eye kept on Scott who was curled up in the corner and refusing to look away from him. “I don’t think that was supposed to happen. And also now he’s just in the corner crying and I don’t know what the fuck to do, Cleo, please.” 

“Shit.” 

And with that final word in the conversation, Cleo hung up on him, leaving him back to panicking and pacing. Joey began chewing on his fingernail unsure of what to do except hovering around the still-crying Scott. “Are you okay?” He asked, getting no answer except more sobs as he buried his face into his knees. “Okay… I’m guessing that’s a no.” 

Pausing, Joey went to stay more but was interrupted as Cleo kicked the door down before politely and quietly closing it behind them. “Sorry about that,” She nodded a small greeting at Joey before crouching down beside Scott and nudging his knee softly. “You alright?” They asked, their voice quiet and soft. 

Shaking his head Scott managed to say something that Joey couldn’t pick up but sounded something similar to ‘found out’. He pressed his head against Cleo’s shoulder as his tears somewhat slowed down, his hand still clutching his side to the point where Joey had punched him. Void, was he a bad person? Maybe, but also this was not the time to have that life crisis. 

“Is- is there anything I can do for help?” He asked as he wore the brim of his hat down under his hands, bending it back and forth constantly, the warm red fabric giving him something to focus onto. 

“You can leave,” Cleo immediately shot back, not even sparing a glance from Scott. “And if you even tell one person about what happened here today, I will fucking murder you.” 

.

Joey couldn’t sleep, every time he closed his eyes he heard the sickening wet crunch and saw the shocked and terrified look in Scott’s eyes. Eventually he rolled over, snatching his comm from his bedside table. 

fire&icemaster: u awake? 

emobitchboy: What do you want, Joey? 

fire&icemaster: couldnt sleep  fire&icemaster: was worried bout u 

emobitchboy: What? 

fire&icemaster: i hurt u  fire&icemaster: wanted to make sure ur okay  fire&icemaster: u dont gotta tell me whats wrong  fire&icemaster: but i just wanna know if ur ok 

emobitchboy: I’m fine. 

fire&icemaster: if there is smth i can do to make it up to u i will  fire&icemaster: really anything

emobitchboy: Joey. I am fine. 

fire&icemaster: ok  fire&icemaster: i was just worried :( 

emobitchboy: I am fine, I just overreacted earlier. Everything is fine now. You don’t have to watch over me like I’m breakable, okay? 

fire&icemaster: i know i know  fire&icemaster: i was just prtty sure i broke one of your ribs earlier 

emobitchboy: I’m fine. Stop worrying. 

fire&icemaster: ok 

Sighing, Joey placed his comm heavily back down onto his bedside table and turned to face upwards to stare at the small stars which floated gently in his room. It was beautiful, but right now he couldn’t find solace within the beauty of the sky. He was rattled and needed something to draw him back to earth and keep him there. He pushed himself up to sit and pulled his knees up to his chest, void he was exhausted. 

He barely made it downstairs the spiral staircase due to the exhaustion which was weighing him down and made him stumble, clutching desperately onto the railing. The quiet hiss of the kettle under his hands was something he could focus on but it wasn’t enough. Burning his tongue on the too-hot cup of tea, Joey pressed his body against his large window, staring out into the darkness which refused to give up its secrets. Something outside moved about through the bushes outside, probably some sort of just cat or something. 

After he finished the cup of tea, he made his way upstairs each step feeling like he had to pull his leg out of concrete. But eventually he made it, collapsing into his bed he let his need for sleep to pull him into unconsciousness. All without even seeing the message waiting for him on his comm. 

emobitchboy: Thank you. For worrying about me.  emobitchboy: I think you need to give yourself more credit, you are a good person. 

[yellowsomethings]

beans exchange letter 2023

hi its us thebeans you have been selected to secret us a santa !! this is going to be a bit of a tutorial letter so everyone else knows what exchange letters are like, so rest assured it will be as comprehensive as i can manage. remember that you do not need to fulfill All of the conditions the recipient lists, just at least one of them to the best of your ability. woo

want:

1. hermits

big fan of grian, scar, mumbo, ren, doc, bdubs, zed, joe hills, things of this nature. i think the slapfight goes here if it goes anywhere. we have seen seasons 6/7/8/9 and a little of season 5 so if you go before that we will probably be Confused but Willing To Roll With It. idk theres the wonderful world of hermits and crafting

2. lifes

you are probably well aware the extent to which we like the life series. things you could cover include property police kiss on the mouth secret life (or property police cold patrol new life which isn't getting its own entire bullet but it's a thing), treebark slash fairydog slash renb, toxic yaoi majorwood, the bad boys, last life grumbo, idk get silly with it !! slash p or slash r it is all good <- applies to all listed items in this letter not just here

3. empires

empires:). for season 1 there's flower husbands; you could do kathgempearl or some duo permutation; arenaduo; the whole wra tbh; smallidarizzie trio; scott and xornoth content (you could write the one billionth postcanon xornoth finds out what happened fic if you wanted). for season 2 HEAVENTRIO OBVIOUSLY; or arenaduo again or hallelujahduo or roundhousekickduo which i still need to come up with a better name for; best buds jim and joel; kathgem; pixlriffs; the crossover; fairytale trio i also like; maybe some olieddie as a treat if you're so inclined

4. eswap

free space basically. scottpearl !!!!!!! or arenaduo or kathgempearl again (or duo permutation) or pearl and pix bonding maybe idk what the state of eswap is gonna be pixwise by the end of november. or if some other part of eswap compels you then go for it. you might wanna write the watcher grian crossover idea that jay2 had that one time. up to u :D

5. pirates/rats

yeah babyyyyyy this is the writing to pander to littlesound zone. i love datastream martyn interacting with this-is-just-their-world other characters such as oli or sausage or olive or shelby or owen or scar or other people that don't start with the letters o and s. kisstrels obviously (including shep and shub); you could do property police with martyn and safety rat; farmer rat scott, baker rat lizzie, he had a pretty sweet bond with will. maybe mratyn watching as oli tries and fails to seduce the butler with cringefail affection in his eyes. maybe mratyn trying and failing to seduce one of the brown wild dogs at the edge of the grounds while scott looks on in disappointment. p!bek is canonically aroace so if you write pirate bekel you'd probably get Comments about it but like if you don't fear the fandom then fuck it. SPEAKING OF:

6. witchcraft

YURI OPPORTUNITY AGAIN BUT FOR BEK INSTEAD! beky's finally figured out her witchcraft bek au which is that el is a not-so-famous witchtuber and bek is one of her few very dedicated commenters so when el randomly stumbles across the supreme witch crown where scott dropped it then she ends up asking bek what to do and they bond from there, so you may wanna do something with that.

7. dsmp

if you are dsmp inclined and you want to go classic style then you cannot go wrong with a little bit of crimboy/clingy. bee/bench and michael could also be fun; i like niki, big q, JACK MANIFOLD, fundy, eret, hbomb, foolish, and i miss honq every day babyyyy <- not every day but often. if you'd like to add to the hit canon ao3 tag tommyinnit crashes own funeral (dream smp) then that would be very welcomed too, i canonised that shit with my bare hands

8. au ideas

well i said all of that for canon concepts but what if you want to write/draw an alternate universe? goooo fuckin crazy with it my friend. some concepts i enjoy reading are: royalty; urban/low fantasy; newly discovered/obtained superpowers; domestic roommates setting; famous & doesnt give a shit about that fame; creative type & muse; guardian angel & human. idk have fun!

9. not mcyt

i'm adding this section because i know some people will want to do this but mine will be quite short because i . do not watch anything else. uhhhh the magnus archives. moon knight 2022. i like quite a lot of musical theatre but mostly the modern post hamilton shit and i have not seen hadestown. thubs up

do not want

don't do scottpearl if it isn't eswap please! or any hermit pearl actually! uhhh nothing particularly viscerally gorey but it's ok if people die or get injured. this isn't a dnw but it is a specification, if you would like to trans some genders and neo some pronouns then you should feel absolutely free to go ahead love is love. i think i'm gonna make no nsfw a rule for the entire exchange so i don't need to clarify that. probably best to have minimal cleo inclusion if any. any fics which are specifically about the moment after a life series game where characters see each other and talk about what happened because those are weirdly common and we don't like it and it feels weird. no blinding, no throats slit, no being suffocated/choked. ummm ya if you arent sure whether something would be ok then go ahead and ask!

will write

this one is gonna be much shorter

hermits: bdubs cub doc gem scar grian joe pearl ren tango xb zed cleo

life series: scott ren martyn pearl joel grian scar bdubs lizzie skizz mumbo jimmy gem

empires 1: scott gem joey kath lizzie sausage pearl joel jimmy

empires 2: scott gem joey kath lizzie sausage pearl pix shelby joel jimmy oli

pirates: acho aimsey bek puffy eret scar guqqie martyn kyle sausage olive oli owen ros shelby scott el tubbo

rats: bek el jimmy lizzie martyn oli olive owen scott shelby tubbo

witchcraft: scott joey pris shelby el cleo

dsmp: eret callahan eryn bbh puffy phil niki karl sapnap george quackity foolish jack manifold hbomb fundy aimsey slime wilbur sam ranboo schlatt dream punz tommy tubbo techno dxd

misc: honestly i think if you asked me to write qsmp phil tubbo fit cellbit bagi bad foolish wilbur tallulah chayanne then i probably could at this point. but don't ask me to. also the afterlife/new life smp i will write for also

won't write

i'm sorry i can't write the copper people on empires i just have not seen them enough to. highly doubt my ability to write crastle/best/ties/similar groupings well. dear god please don't make me write the syndicate it won't be good for either of us. i will not write nature wives i can't do it to my girlo. pirates!scott ships also. if it's gonna get me cancelled then i may still be willing to write it but i will not post it on ao3, it's going straight into fools writing discussion channel when it goes live. i won't write . idk pregnancy? you probably weren't gonna ask for pregnancy. again feel free to ask :thumbsup: