#bad kuchi kopi

[justsheerfilth1]

Bobs burgers merch now on the shop! 🍔 All of these have a bag, mug and tee version- get ‘em while they’re hot!

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[laz-kay]

“I’m dreaming of a world where you forgive your family” 💚

Happy Friday, Belchies! I really hope everyone’s week has been a success in one way or another (be it big or small ways). I’m hoping to get some filming done tomorrow, maybe a cheeky bit of writing, who knows? It a free day! Have a lovely evening, darlings✌️

[mogai-headcanons]

Bob Belcher from Bob's Burgers is a chronically ill legally partially blind T4T NPD4NPD ∞4∞ tertierotic aroace narcissistic gay rottweiler gaybian traitblur transmasculine nonbinary masc catgender foodgender cozyhorric crazyshapcharic antireductionistgender royal-narchetypix pinkcandycornic person who uses forearm crutches and a cane during the day but has to switch to a wheelchair around evening and uses he/him, they/them, she/her, why/whys, jewel/jewels, power/powerful, un/unspeak, run/runs, stare/stares, pin/pins, wing/wings, and recharge/recharges pronouns, and run is in a polygamous relationship with unspeakables partner Linda and whys platonic partner Teddy!

Linda Belcher is a T4T ace4ace armodiggallion dreadplatonic borderromantic lesbian suncreature solcerdulic medicthing shinegender ghosttypebodiment watercolourlexic BPDragender borderlinelexic genderfractal colorgender mystigender invisigender genderfox genderopaque limingender audinothing jellywingemojic hypercarnivorial fennekinprincess who is diagnosed with narcolepsy and pica and uses blood/bloods, fang/fangs, fade/fades, blue/blues, hex/hexs, 🧹/🧹s, and frenzy/frenzys pronouns!

Teddy is an apothiqueerplatonic mafuenaromantic nebularose chocolaterabbitgender fermleagender dinoplushgender almneopronominal person who uses pup/pups, kitty/kittys, tig/tigris, mer/mers, hou/hound, and ou/ous pronouns!

Good Kuchi Kopi is a nonbinary lesbian!

Bad Kuchi Kopi is a transgender evilcoric lesbian!

Calvin Fischoeder is a gay man!

dni link

[babsvibes]

If you haven’t done it, #3. kuchi kopi please ❤️

“I need to borrow Kuchi Kopi,” Gene grumbled, face pinched.

“Why?” Louise asked.

“Why does anyone do anything these days??”

She only shrugged in response and went to hand him her newer doll.

“No, not that one! The one with character!”

Gene stomped off moments later with melted Kuchi Kopi, leaving a confused Louise in the dust. She went to follow him, but Tina stopped her in her tracks.

“Look.”

While Gene was too conflict avoidant to slam the door, he did shut it firmly with melted Kuchi Kopi standing outside as his guard.

“All inquiries should go through my agent!” He yelled through the door. “Unless you have cheese!”

Joining them in the hallway, Bob and Linda both hustled to the door but halted at the sight of a bad omen waiting them on the ground.

“Look what you did, Bob. You made him get a hired gun.”

“How was I supposed to know he was saving mold? It was mold.”

“It was my science experiment! And it was beautiful and perfect and going to change the world probably until you threw it away like some common street trash!”

“Because it was trash,” Bob mumbled, but Linda only glared until he broke with a sigh. “The store’s still open. I’ll go get him cheese.”

“And special crackers for me, or I’m putting Coochie Tootie outside our door tonight,” Linda tacked on.

[robertbelcherjr]

I want Kuchi Kopi so bad honestly

[br1ghtestlight]

Good and evil kuchi Kopitar supremacy>>>>

That's it..have a good day

LOVE THEM actually i have spent way too long thinking abt the lore and personalities of louise's japanese toys and how she characterizes them as her family members like linda being akkorokamui who is protective and strong..... i can justify it by saying that originally started for a scene in a fanfic im working on but we're well past that point i just think its interesting 😭

[roudiseshipweek]

Unexpected

I_Hate_KVN93

Summary:

Louise and Rudy’s first anniversary does not go as expected. Thanks to what Louise thought was a random ailment.

Notes:

TW for referenced character death and vomiting.

Louise and Rudy arrived to the cabin a little after sundown. Mr. Fishodor’s creepy old hunting cabin wasn’t exactly the most romantic place for a first anniversary, but it was going to have to do. Their original plan was to spend their first anniversary in New York with Gina and Holly, but Louise hadn’t been feeling great lately and didn’t want to waste a fun vacation feeling too bad to do anything. At least they had planned to drive so they weren’t out for plane tickets and Gina and Holly’s friends had gladly accepted the extra Hamilton tickets they had.

“Are you sure you feel up to being here?” Rudy asked as he dropped his suitcase onto the living room floor.

“Yeah, I mean my stomach is still weird but it’s not any worse than it was before.” Louise replied.

“When is your doctor’s appointment again?” Rudy asked.

“Tuesday at ten.” Louise replied.

“Was that the earlies you could get?” Rudy questioned.

“Yes, but if I feel any worse or notice anything super worrisome, I will go straight to the ER.” Louise promised.

“I hope it’s nothing serious. We have only been married a year.” Rudy sighed.

“It’s probably just some kind of allergy or stress. Maybe an ulcer.” Louise assured.

“My dad thought his cancer was just a lingering flu.” Rudy whispered.

“Your dad was also pooping blood.” Louise reminded.

“I just don’t want to lose you.” Rudy replied.

“You won’t.” Louise assured.

  It ended up being a good thing that Louise and Rudy didn’t try to go to New York. The snowstorm that was supposed to just be a light dusting suddenly gained intensity and turned into a real doozy. The turnpike was closed and as creepy as the Fishodor cabin was. It was still way better than a random roadside hotel full of strangers. Rudy got to work on dinner. While Louise settled in on the couch. She opened up Peacock and put on an episode of 30 Rock. She had never really watched it, but Jessica swore by it. The episode ended and she put on Brooklyn 99. Rudy placed the soup on the stove top and joined her.

“So, you seriously spend Christmas here as a kid?” Rudy questioned.

“Yeah, when I was nine. We had some electrical problem at the apartment and Mr. Fishodor made us stay here instead of putting us up in a hotel. Which is a rip considering we saved his life but whatever.” Louse explained.

“So how did you deal with you know. That?” Rudy asked.

“My dad tried to cover it with an extra sheet but that didn’t work long. Finally, we covered it with wrapping paper.

“Well, It’s January so we don’t have any wrapping paper.” Rudy scoffed.

“I could run to the store for one.” Louise suggested.

“In this weather? No way!” Rudy cried.

“Right” Louise agreed.

“Why did you insist on getting married in January?” Rudy questioned.

“Because everybody gets married in the summer.” Louise replied.

“Yeah, but why January?” Rudy prodded.

“It’s a pretty dull month so our anniversary is bound to get noticed.” Louise explained.

“I guess that makes sense. Hey, can we watch a Parks and Recreation after this?” Rudy asked.

‘Of courses” Louise replied.

  The weather continued to deteriorate until the storm knocked out the power. At least Rudy was able to finish dinner, and Louise was able to get his famous chicken soup in her. It was a simple recipe, and she had eaten it a thousand times before but, on that night, it did not agree with her. She was feeling worse than before all of the sudden and it was too stormy to drive to the ER or even the little urgent care they built at the bottom of the hill. Hell, that place was closed. She felt lousy but she didn’t want to call an ambulance. Instead, she grabbed her Kuchi Kopi blanket and a few pillows. Setting up a makeshift bed on the bathroom floor. Her mind went back to all the tummy bugs she endured as a child on the floor of the apartment bathroom. She snuggled under the warm fleece blanket and attempted to get some sleep. She woke about an hour later to a strong jolt of pain in her stomach. She knew what was about to happen and tried her best to make it to the toilet. Despite it being just a few inches away she was unsuccessful. Instead, she was sick all over her bed and blanket. She sighed and drug everything to the washing machine. She grabbed more pillows but had foolishly only brought one blanket. The cabin was freezing, and she was dreading having to shiver on the floor but no way she was going to attempt to clean an antique mattress. She set up her second bed and rested just a few inches above the freezing floor. She closed her eyes and tried again to sleep. This time she was awakened by shuffling. She looked up to see Rudy coming towards her with the most insanely comfortable looking blanket she had ever seen. She knew it was one of the things his dad had owned, and she was terrified of being sick on it. Not only did he drape the blanket over her, but he also curled up next to her on the hard floor. The cabin was still far too cold but suddenly she was very, very warm.

  Rudy let her sleep late in the morning while he tried to figure out a way to make breakfast. He had only brought bacon and eggs, and the range was electric. Louise still felt awful, but she could not take the floor any longer. She returned to the room Rudy and her had selected and climbed onto the bed. She grabbed Rudy’s laptop and put on Parks and Recreation. She felt a little bad watching without him, but it was right there, and she did not have the energy to find something else. It was the second flu season episode. AKA the episode where Leslie learned she was pregnant. After the episode ended, she put on Brooklyn 99, and it happened to be the episode where Rosa thought she was pregnant. Louise’s heart jumped to her throat, and she found herself childishly counting back on her fingers. Holy Shit! She bolted out of bed and ran to the bathroom. She wasn’t counting on finding her desired item, but Mr. Fishodor had started renting it out as an Air B & B. So, there was a chance. She began rifling under the sink until she came to a box.

“Bingo” Louise whispered.

She read the directions and after drinking two cups of water she was able to complete the task. It was only supposed to take five minutes, but it felt like an eternity. She grabbed the wand off the counter and sure enough her suspicions were confirmed. She had always intended to adopt her children but Rudy and her were not always careful. So, she knew it was a possibility but now that it was real. It was surreal. She clutched the wand close to her chest and slowly made her way down to the kitchen where Rudy was trying in vain to cook eggs with only a candle and a cheap Bic lighter.

“OK that is not going to work.” Louise snorted.

“Yeah, it was a bad plan, but I am starving.” Rudy moaned.

“It’s not nutritious but I packed some cookies.” Louise replied.

“I don’t care! It’s food!” Rudy cried.

“Right” Louise agreed.

“Are you feeling better?” Rudy asked.

“Not really but I know why I have been feeling sick now.” Louise informed.

“Why?” Rudy asked.

“Rudy I’m pregnant.” Louise announced holding out the stick.

“Holy Sh…” Rudy gasped before collapsing on the kitchen floor just inches from the horrifying falcon picture. Louise smiled, placed the test in his hands, and snapped a picture of him on the floor in front of the mural. “Best pregnancy announcement ever!” Louise whispered. It was a full-on blizzard in a poorly insulated cabin with no electricity and yet Louise had never felt warmer in her life.

[suckitsurveys]

What type of milk do you like to drink? I don’t typically like to drink milk on it’s own but sometimes if we buy milk for cooking (usually whole) I will drink it with something chocolatey or a PB&J so it doesn’t go to waste. I will typically use oat or coconut milk in coffees though.

Do you have a first aid kit at home? Not really a “kit” but we have most of the components that would go in one in our cabinets.

What’s the absolute bare minimum in terms of facilities when you’re camping? I need at least a somewhat comfy place to sleep and some electricity and somewhere to go to the bathroom.

How many places have you lived in your life? I’ve always lived in Chicago.

Are your parents dog or cat people? Is that different or the same as you? My mom was an animal lover in general and my dad was the stereotypical “get these damn animals out of my house” but then ended up loving them kind of dad. He was more-so that way with our dog Cosmo my mom brought home when I was 17. He was a shih tzu and my dad called him a little rat but then they became best friends and when Cosmo passed my dad bawled like a baby. He’s been talking about getting another dog but is afraid to commit to it because it’s been getting a little harder for him to walk.

What’s your favourite flavour of potato chip? Potato? Kettle cooked jalapeno. Chips in general? Salsa Verde Doritos.

What’s the longest your hair has ever been? How long is it now? Mid-back. It’s just a little shorter than that right now.

What video games remind you of your childhood? Super Smash Bros.

What does your body wash or soap smell like? It’s like ocean scented or some shit.

Are there are sounds that bother you on a visceral level? Metal scraping against metal sends me into a rage.

What was the last thing you bought online? I just ordered a new bra.

Name something you always have in your fridge. Water.

Have you ever had to hire a lawyer? Why? Nope.

Have you taken a walk today? Did you see any dogs? Nope.

What vegetable do you really hate? Are water chestnuts a veggie?

Does your family have any traditions or rituals? Oh yeah, mostly centered around holidays and birthdays, of course.

If you could learn any language, what would it be? Spanish.

What was the best thing that happened today? Something that seems minor can still be awesome. They just posted a “first look” at the new Saturday Night movie.

Have you ever donated money to a charity? Which one? A bunch to the ASPCA and I have a monthly automatic donation to a charity for abortion rights.

Did you have a large circle of friends in high school? No.

Would you ever get a matching tattoo with someone? I have 5 tattoos that match with other people: heart shaped sunglasses with Ellen, a tree with some red birds on it with my sister, and Snoopy, BoJack, and Brendon from Home Movies with Sarah.

What time do you usually go to sleep? 10pm-11pm on work nights.

Do you have a job? Yes.

What colour are the plates in your kitchen? They black and white.

What was the last gift you received? Ellen sent me a Kuchi Kopi (Bob’s Burgers) cookie jar for my kitchen but for some reason it didn’t come with a lid.

What is your Chinese zodiac animal? Snake.

Are you inside right now? If you’re home, what room of the house are you in? I’m inside at my job.

Are you good at remembering faces? Yes but bad at names.

What will you do after this survey? Maybe another. I’ve been on a kick lately because I’ve been locking myself out of social media during the day so now I’ve been distracting myself with this instead of working hahahahahahah.

[eeclare]

Bob’s Burgers bedrooms

I downloaded Toca Life World and made the Belcher’s bedrooms with my own little twists to them. I reimagined some of it and I hope you guys like it!

Starting off with Tina:

Some classic horse paraphernalia (I imagine the brown horse is Chariot from the equestranauts)

I put walkie talkies in all the Belcher kids’ bedrooms because I like to imagine that they communicate with each other past their bedtime

Tina would 100% have those glow in the dark stars on her walls all throughout high school. Change my mind

I think she would have bought into that vines on the walls trend that was all over Tik tok for a while. She thinks they look classy

I also added a lil cameo of the cat treats that Tina and Gene eat in that one episode lol I headcannon that they still snack on them from time to time

There’s also a box of chocolates and a little teddy bear holding a heart, I just think that she either received them from someone (Zeke, J-Ju, whoever you want) or she’s saving them to give to someone else

Shoutout to the composition notebook on her desk for her erotic friendfiction

And because this is a headcannon for teenaged Tina’s bedroom, I gave her a mirror and some fancy looking moisturizer. I don’t think she wears much makeup (if any at all) but I do think she takes skincare VERY seriously

Gene:

Gene’s room is MESSY

Like I love him but he’s a total slob

I think that he would have some of those LED lights, but only because Louise wanted them first but her room was too small for the whole roll

Like in Tina’s room, I gave him the cat food to snack on

I also think that Gene is a sweaty boy and therefore has a fan on 24/7

Burger and ketchup plushies!

So. Many. Snacks.

I gave him a kiddie radio and a regular boombox as well as a synthesizer (I couldn’t find any keyboards that’s my bad)

He also has a walkie talkie so he can “walkie and talkie with his favourite sisters”

I also added a music score!

The posters are kinda miscellaneous, they didn’t have any music based ones but I think that “bulko” character would be one that Gene is rlly into

Ofc I added a baseball in there as well. I think that even though he never excelled at the sport and isn’t a sport person in general, he still just likes to have the ball around. Maybe as a stim toy maybe not who knows

Louise:

Louise was my favourite room to put together! I just find that she and I have/had similar rooms growing up and I just relate to her on that level

I gave her the loft bed with the desk underneath because obviously. She has one. But I chose this one specifically because I think that it’s very her.

I think she added the caution tape because it’s “the next best thing besides barbed wire”

And ofc the stickers to add some ✨personality✨

Louise got really into the LED craze of 2020 and hence, got some for Christmas or something like that

But her room *cough* closet *cough* is too teeny tiny for the full roll so she had to share the rest of it with Gene

I added horror movie posters next to her bed because there are SO many instances in the show where she just talks about horror films and I think she gets REALLY into them when she gets older

She still uses crayons. Sue her

Ofc I also gave her a walkie talkie. She’s literally the reason the Belcher kids have them in the first place

The one poster in a frame reminds me of that one onion poster she has in her room in the show. I still don’t understand the significance of the poster but I think it deserves to be added

The green frog on her bed is supposed to represent Kuchi Kopi

And all the other weird looking toys are her collectables!

And I have to address the lady bug in the room. I think that she got that as a lil baby and just grew so emotionally attached to it that she can’t bear to get rid of it. She rides it around the apartment when she’s bored

I also tried to imitate her spiral carpet and even though there is no spiral I think the colour is spot on

Bob and Linda:

Linda 100% made all of the design choices in their bedroom

Ik that canonically they don’t have a window but shhhhhh

I think that they would have two carpets because Linda always complains that her feet get cold when she’s getting ready in the mornings

And she let Bob pick the colour of it (the red one)

Linda found that tapestry at a flea market and “Isn’t it just DARLING Bobby”

BUT it smelled like cigarettes for sooooo long she almost got rid of it

Almost.

Linda is a candle gurly. If she goes to the store and sees a candle she HAS to have it, especially if it smells good

She also got rlly into the holistic medicine industry for a while, hence the salt lamp

She thinks it looks fancy and rustic at the same time

Bob picked out the framed picture and he’s so proud of himself

“Did you know that IM the one that picked that? And now it’s hanging in our room”

They have white sheets because Linda likes to feel like she’s in a hotel

Bob actually is an avid reader. Well, mostly.

He reads but he doesn’t really READ, you know?

But he always tries to read a little before bed so he keeps his current books on his nightstand (at least since the events of the episode where he and Linda sleep apart)

Those are my headcannons for the Blecher bedrooms! I’m thinking of doing an MLP version too but we’ll see. I’ve also been thinking of doing a Mr. Frond and Gayle bedroom because in my mind they stay together forever lol who knows

[rahleeyah]

I can't think my way out of a paper bag today. I have started and deleted so many posts - about Olivia Benson, cinephile; about Olivia the wide eyed true believer being coached on practicality by Elliot the jaded old timer (esp in light of the reversal of those roles in 3.0); about butch baby Liv and how much I love her; about how the foundations of this romance are a solid, genuine friendship that is so profound I'm gnawing on the furniture; about why the fuck are all of Olivia's love interests so aesthetically mid, to put it gently (yes I realize that perhaps, being a lesbian, I may be biased on this one but come on. And don't say David Haden the man looks like Bad Kuchi Kopi don't make me pull out the screenshots)

So many posts!!! And I deleted them all bc I can't actually articulate a thought. I'm like hmm. Almost touched an Idea. Need a nap.

[robbinggoodfellows]

IM DREAMING OF A WORLD WHERE YOU FORGIVE YOUR FAMILY YOU SEEM LIKE A GIRL THAT WOULD CHOSE GOOD KUCHI KOPI OVER BAD KUCHI KOPI

[thetorturedmusesdept]

Was that [CHELSEA CLARK]? Oh no no, that was just [LOUISE BELCHER], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [BOB’S BURGERS]. They are [NINETEEN] years old, use [SHE/HER], and [ARE NOT] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

FULL NAME: Louise Belcher AGE: 19 SPECIES: Human FANDOM: Bob’s Burgers GENDER IDENTITY: Cis female; she/her SEXUALITY:  Pansexual NATIONALITY: American ETHNICITY: Filipino and Caucasian HOW LONG HAS YOUR CHARACTER BEEN HERE?: Two Weeks JOB: Student WHERE HAS YOUR CHARACTER BEEN PULLED FROM IN THEIR FANDOM?: Years and years after any of the events in Bob’s Burgers. She’s all grown up now! HAS ANY MAGIC AFFECTED YOUR CHARACTER?: Yes, all of her memories have been replaced by memories of Washington, DC. Everything is pretty much the same, just taking place in DC instead.

FACE CLAIM: Chelsea Clark SPECIAL / RECOGNIZABLE FEATURES: Pink bunny-eared hat. HAIR COLOR: Dark brown EYE COLOR: Brown ACCENT: American

SIBLING(S): Tina Belcher and Gene Belcher PARTNER(S): None atm. CHILDREN: None atm. PARENT(S): Bob Belcher and Linda Belcher

- Louise is a bit of a pyromaniac. She has a small obsession with fire. She’s not an arsonist by any means, but she does enjoy watching flames dance in front of her. She plays with lighters a lot and has even entertained the idea of becoming a fire dancer. - Louise is also a big fan of knives and daggers. She enjoys throwing daggers and throwing stars. She of course mainly practices in areas with no one else around so no one gets hurt, throwing them at trees to practice her aim. She loves a beautiful knife and collects pocket knives. - Japanese culture has always fascinated Louise, she’s collected lots of different Japanese folklore creature dolls, with her favorite of course being Kuchi Kopi. She also enjoys trading Burobu Cards, which are much like Pokemon Cards. - Louise briefly had a Goth phase in high school. She dressed in all black and wore dark makeup, though she kept her pink bunny hat, of course. While she no longer dresses Goth, she still has an appreciation for spooky things, animal skulls, and Tim Burton films. - When it comes to her belongings, Louise is extremely possessive. She HATES it when anybody touches her things. In the same vein, she is really protective of her personal space and hates it being invaded by others. - Louise is a total tom-boy. She doesn’t enjoy typical ‘girly’ things like dolls or stickers. She prefers more typically 'boyish’ things, like getting dirty or rough-housing. - Though she’d be hard-pressed to fess up to it, Louise has a soft side. For example, she secretly likes to visit the pet stores and animal shelters in order to spend time with puppies. She finds them just adorable. - Louise is currently struggling to figure out her future. While a part of her wants to continue helping out the family with the restaurant, another part of her wants to set off and do her own thing. She’s just no sure what that is yet.

platonic connections: Louise can be a very good friend when she wants to be! So I’d love some friends for her. more platonic connections: Of course I’d love more of the Belcher family, especially Tina and Gene! chaos buddies: Louise is my chaotic gremlin, and so I’d love some people she can be chaotic with! She’s a bit of a pyro and occasionally a petty thief, and she loves to pull pranks. classmates: Louise is a student in college, so fellow classmates would be nice! slow burn romance: When it comes to romance, Louise is hard pressed to admit when she likes someone. She’s not really the type to do hook-ups, so any romantic relationship would probably have to start out as friends first!

[laz-kay]

I’m getting shockingly bad at posting every damn day (life lol) so have some compensation🫶

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, we need more Kuchi Kopi lore. I need a comic book series/TV show about him fr💚

[bunnyearedlouise]

Was that [CHELSEA CLARK]? Oh no no, that was just [LOUISE BELCHER], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [BOB’S BURGERS]. They are [NINETEEN] years old, use [SHE/HER], and [ARE NOT] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

FULL NAME: Louise Belcher AGE: 19 SPECIES: Human FANDOM: Bob's Burgers GENDER IDENTITY: Cis female; she/her SEXUALITY:  Pansexual NATIONALITY: American ETHNICITY: Filipino and Caucasian HOW LONG HAS YOUR CHARACTER BEEN HERE?: Two Weeks JOB: Student WHERE HAS YOUR CHARACTER BEEN PULLED FROM IN THEIR FANDOM?: Years and years after any of the events in Bob's Burgers. She's all grown up now! HAS ANY MAGIC AFFECTED YOUR CHARACTER?: Yes, all of her memories have been replaced by memories of Washington, DC. Everything is pretty much the same, just taking place in DC instead.

FACE CLAIM: Chelsea Clark SPECIAL / RECOGNIZABLE FEATURES: Pink bunny-eared hat. HAIR COLOR: Dark brown EYE COLOR: Brown ACCENT: American

SIBLING(S): Tina Belcher and Gene Belcher PARTNER(S): None atm. CHILDREN: None atm. PARENT(S): Bob Belcher and Linda Belcher

- Louise is a bit of a pyromaniac. She has a small obsession with fire. She's not an arsonist by any means, but she does enjoy watching flames dance in front of her. She plays with lighters a lot and has even entertained the idea of becoming a fire dancer. - Louise is also a big fan of knives and daggers. She enjoys throwing daggers and throwing stars. She of course mainly practices in areas with no one else around so no one gets hurt, throwing them at trees to practice her aim. She loves a beautiful knife and collects pocket knives. - Japanese culture has always fascinated Louise, she's collected lots of different Japanese folklore creature dolls, with her favorite of course being Kuchi Kopi. She also enjoys trading Burobu Cards, which are much like Pokemon Cards. - Louise briefly had a Goth phase in high school. She dressed in all black and wore dark makeup, though she kept her pink bunny hat, of course. While she no longer dresses Goth, she still has an appreciation for spooky things, animal skulls, and Tim Burton films. - When it comes to her belongings, Louise is extremely possessive. She HATES it when anybody touches her things. In the same vein, she is really protective of her personal space and hates it being invaded by others. - Louise is a total tom-boy. She doesn't enjoy typical 'girly' things like dolls or stickers. She prefers more typically 'boyish' things, like getting dirty or rough-housing. - Though she'd be hard-pressed to fess up to it, Louise has a soft side. For example, she secretly likes to visit the pet stores and animal shelters in order to spend time with puppies. She finds them just adorable. - Louise is currently struggling to figure out her future. While a part of her wants to continue helping out the family with the restaurant, another part of her wants to set off and do her own thing. She's just no sure what that is yet.

platonic connections: Louise can be a very good friend when she wants to be! So I'd love some friends for her. more platonic connections: Of course I'd love more of the Belcher family, especially Tina and Gene! chaos buddies: Louise is my chaotic gremlin, and so I'd love some people she can be chaotic with! She's a bit of a pyro and occasionally a petty thief, and she loves to pull pranks. classmates: Louise is a student in college, so fellow classmates would be nice! slow burn romance: When it comes to romance, Louise is hard pressed to admit when she likes someone. She's not really the type to do hook-ups, so any romantic relationship would probably have to start out as friends first!

[totouchthcstars]

Look who just woke up- is that RUBY CRUZ? No, I must have been mistaken, that’s LOUISE BELCHER from BOB’S BURGERS. I heard they are 21 and stuck here just like everyone else. Even in the 20’s, she still gives off a HAVING A PYROMANIAC TENDENCY AND LOVING TO START FIRES; HIGHLY VALUING HER PERSONAL SPACE AND THINGS AND NOT WANTING OTHERS TO EVEN TOUCH THEM; BEING A HUGE TIM BURTON GEEK; BEING A TOMBOY AND LOOKING AT GIRLY THINGS OFTEN WITH DISDAIN; OFTEN SHOUTING TO GET HER POINT ACROSS  impression. In Sydney, they work as a WAITRESS. They’re known to be quite BRIGHT & PROTECTIVE, but have a tendency to be MISCHIEVOUS& MANIPULATIVE on their bad days.

Gender/Pronouns : she/her

How long have they been in Sydney : born and raised, or so he thought. In reality, it has been 2 years at this point

Which suburb do they live in? tba

Personality description (in your own words) : I would not say Louise in insane but.... well, troubled, maybe. She is a master at manipulating people to get what she wants, mostly because they all see a cute young woman who did not seem like she could harm anyone. Because of that, she also rarely has to take the blame for her actions, because people forgive Louise easily once she bats her eyelashes. She is also sort of centered abound herself, often not caring about the needs of others. However, despite this all, Louise is also pretty protective when it comes to her family. Even when she rarely openly admits that.

Memories of their real life : everything from the show, but there are holes in her memories now and then, actually

What was their fake life like : It was actually not really special. Louise was no easy child, though, and her parents were often overwhelmed with her. This also was leading to Louise not finishing school, and looking for a job instead - which is sad because she was actually a smart girl, usually. And her parents even allowed her to work, seeing Louise had been good to bring up just the right arguments for them to do that. It turned out that because of this, she was already working in Bob's diner as a waitress long before realizing the man was actually her father (which might actually be the only reason why Louise still stays there, seeing it turned out she actually hates working too much.

Quote: "“What is this feeling I’m feeling right now? It’s like I’m sad, for another person? Is that a thing? AM I GOING CRAZY?!”

Theme song: Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red

hobbies: Japanese culture, picking locks, Tim Burton movies, Kuchi Kopi, making money

[mogai-headcanons]

Bob Belcher from bobs burgers is transmasc, nonbinary masc, aroace, catgender, t4t, npd4npd, foodgender, traitblur, cozyhorric, tertierotic, narcissistic gay, CrazyShapCharic, ∞4∞, atireductionistgender, royal-narchetypix, pinkcandycornic, rottweiler gaybian, chronically ill, legally partially blind and uses forearm crutches and a cane during the day but around evening has to switch to a wheelchair, uses he/him, they/them, she/her, why/whys, jewel/jewels, power/powerful, un/unspeak/unspeakable, run/runs/runself, stare/stareself, pin/pins, wing/wings, and recharge/rechargeself. Runs is in a polygamous relationship with Unspeakable’s partner, Linda, and Why’s platonic partner, Teddy.

2/5

Linda Belcher is suncreature, solcerdulic, medicthing, shinegender, ghosttypebodiment, watercolourlexic, BPDragender, borderlinelexic, borderromantic, dreadplatonic, genderfractal, colorgender, mystigender, invisigender, genderfox, genderopaque, lesbian, t4t, ace4ace, limingender, armodiggallion, audinothing, jellywingemojic, hypercarnivore, fennekinprincess, is diagnosed with narcolepsy, pica, and uses blood/bloodself, fang/fangself, fade/fade/fades/fadeself, blue/blues, hex/hexs/hexself, 🧹/🧹s/🧹self, Frenzy/frenzys

3/5

Teddy is apothiqueerplatonic, chocolaterabbitgender, fermleagender, mafuenaromantic, nebularose, almneopronominal, dinoplushgender, and uses pup/pups/pupself, kitty/kittys/kitself (or kittyself), tig/tigris/tigriself, mers/mer/merself, hou/hound/hounds/houndself, and ou/ou/ous/ous/ouself

3/5

4/5

And 5/5

Good Kuchi Kopi is a non-binary lesbian

Bad Kuchi Kopi is a transgender evilcoric lesbian

Calvin Fischoeder is a gay man

(Had to send separate for some reason(?

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