#bad gays poly

[scrumptiousfoxglitter]

Shout-out to all my sad gays.

Shout-out to every lesbian not from Lesbos.

Shout-out to all my bi's who are just one person.

Shout-out to all my pans who prefer to hit people with pots.

Shout-out to all my polys who are one sided.

Shout-out to all my average omnis.

Shout-out to all my aros who can barely use a nerf gun, let alone a bow.

Shout-out to all my aces who aren't athletic.

Shout-out to all my trans folk who need to get something off their chest (or don't, shout-out to y'all too).

Shout-out to all my grays who are multicolored.

Shout-out to all my demis that are whole.

Shout out to all my aspecs that are part of absolutely nothing.

Shout-out out to all my unlabeled folks who are limited by their lack of motivation.

Shout-out to all my apls with food allergies.

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Shout-out to all my heteros that are carbon copies of another hetero.

Shout-out to all my cats.

(edit) So, this ended up way more popular than I anticipated. So, here's a few more, and they're all equally bad, as you'd expect.

Shout-out to all my xenos that're native to their countries.

Shout-out to all my cis comrades that are a part of the opposition.

Shout-out to all the external Indigiqueers (this only makes sense if you know the etymology for indigenous that's my bad)

And of course,

[officialbadsanses]

handy chart of the relationships for the BSP

Stars + MORE under the cut

[badsanspoly]

Bad sanses 🏳️‍⚧️ i love them with all my heart

[aeliem]

another pride thing but with the bad sanses this time

timelapse under the cut

[afterartist]

‘Come here often?’

‘Killer this is our fucking kitchen’

Killer and Horror WIP for a dumb lil vid I’m working on

[m-to-z-andbackto-m]

Edgy skele cuddle pile, courtesy of @randomartistworld :3

THIS WAS FUN MAKING AND I'LL GET RIGHT TO OTHER REQUESTS HEHEHE

Edit: I just realized some people include Error in the mix but I don't throw him in with the gang, sorry about that if you would've liked our silly lil' glitch in there, we'll just say he didn't join due to his haphephobia 😞

Edit Again: Replaced the second image where I cleaned it up just a tiny bit and gave NM a nose-hole 😭

[gh0styai]

What if… what if… this?

[random-lil-illing]

who you gonna call?

THE DEAD POETS!

This is inspired by a post from @blakenation1 , where they talked about modern! dead poets dressing up together for halloween :] i hope you like this!

no speedpaint this time, unfortunately, since the video of it is too big to upload :(

[mewobrute]

it was their breakday so they decided to be irresponsible adults, (guess who was fhe most responsible....) (it was cross ofc.)

[jade-len]

you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."

gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling

and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!

but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever

i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.

i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3

[what-have-i-unleashed]

another mtt(poly) headcanon #4

(cw: violence, possessiveness, general toxicity all around)

the trio leaves marks on each other to let everyone else know that they're taken. but not only that, there's a sick satisfaction in knowing that they've inflicted wounds so deep in each other that every time they look at each other the evidence is right there for all to see.

killer is the one to make dust mute. a spontaneous decision made on the whims - a slice to the leylines in the vocal cords rendering the other voiceless. the last thing dust utters before losing his voice forever is a weak gurgling laugh. afterwards, killer will make sure the wound leaves enough scars behind of course. he gives dust so many turtlenecks to hide the scars, and dust also starts to wear the scarf to conceal them even more. but it's fine if no one can see killer's marks on dust, because the fact that dust cannot speak anymore is enough of the deep claim he's made. every time dust unconsciously touches his throat. every time dust changes his clothes. killer can see all of it.

dust is the one responsible for horror's burn marks. dust (and killer) always thinks that horror is the weakest, and so he must be put under protection. dust needs to mark horror, to let everyone know he's off-limits. and so he uses his volatile magic to burn a mark on horror's face. he's just holding horror's face gently in his hand, and in the next moment horror is thrashing when he feels the unbroken half of his skull burn and burn and burn. dust just tightens his grip on horror, his expression concentrated as he watches his magic work. the attack doesn't shave any of horror's hp, because it's not made with malice. and afterwards dust will attentively take care of horror of course, bandaging him up and feeding him nutritious food for a speedy recovery. horror face will have some blackened burns that dust will often caress with soft kisses and coo over. every time horror grips his eyeless eyesocket, it will feel painful.

horror is the one to crack killer's soul. he knows that with reset abilities killer can just load back to a point where he doesn't receive any injury. so horror has to be more creative about leaving marks. he observes killer and he prepares like any good hunter would. but killer is always unpredictable. so one day killer and horror will have a disagreement. a fight. and in the throes of passion, with their magic clashing all over the place, they both hear a familiar crack. killer is taken off guard, and horror stops in panic. horror stares at killer's soul. it looks... fine? it's in its usual shape at least. but horror could feel it earlier when his magic penetrates into killer's target-shaped soul. so they're both flummoxed over what just happened, but for entirely different reasons. later on, there would be signs - killer being off-balance, his soul oftentimes uncontrollably trying to change shape, and so on. horror would be worried, but also kind of delighted over the weird conditions that killer's soul is in. he did that.

[mossyinkynebulous]

So, I know don't do sanscest often, but like guys. Is Cult of Dionysus not them. How does the song not fit them

Killer belongs to rahafwabas, Nightmare belongs to Joku, Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios, and Dust belongs to Ask-Dusttale.

[sasukeless]

i genuinely think anyone who ships team 7 is starved for poly ships and has to settle for madeup ones or its just sakura stans mad that she was just a third wheel for the entirety of the story

[badsanspoly]

First time trying to do one of those month things, I’m gonna try my best to stay motivated for this 💙

Also i have no idea how tumblr works, but I’ll become pro eventually… i hope!

(I love them sm look at them AHH! /POS)

[aeliem]

anyways i think that's how they got together

(or more accurately nightmare felt dust was jealous of the both of them, so n and k had a talk about polyamory before letting him join)

[darksideoftheshipps]

This is something what I would call “worshipping"

I would love to be worshipped like this. One day :')

Can you see how everyone is obsessed with him? Including me and you.

"I see through you"

Look at them...

"I know what you are"

Look how Everyone wants to touch God.

Or?

"I've seen the Devil more than I've seen God"

The Devil

I plan to write something short about this "worship" thing. I have lots of ideas. But I'm not that good at English to write something full-fledged what I would be 100% satisfied with.

Maybe I'm gonna write some ideas down as excerpts. That shouldn't be that hard for me.

and for you to know (nobody asks:')))

I'm not obsessed with Noah as lot of his fans are. I'm a lesbian woman so when it comes on some fantasizing or daydreaming I don't imagine me and him (or whoever from BO) doing some unholy things.

But I daydream about THEM doing some unholy things. Not only unholy things, of course. :'))))) I'm not that horny. 😏 There are quite lots of crossover ships what I would love to share and explore with you. For example Oli Sykes/Noah or Chris Motionless/Noah in some post apocalyptic world or dystopian society.

Of course I would LOVE to hear your ideas and thoughts about BO ships or crossovers.

Man I am open to everything.