#bad boy!thomas jefferson

[jasontoddscrowbars]

Part 18 of no? 💩💰

Alfred, making conversation with the Kents who are having a hard time dealing with the Wayne’s.

Alfred: Things to never discuss in the Wayne household:

Alfred: Bowie vs Freddie Mercury?

Kon: wow, ok, this is a way to start.

Clark: no, this makes sense.

Jon, flashing up from his seat: why?

Alfred: trust me. Just don’t.

Alfred: the war of 1812.

Clark, nodding: understandable.

Alfred: red food dye #40.

Kon: that shits bad for you.

Clark: we’ve had it for years. Youre still alive. Why change it?

Jon: it gives me liquid shits.

Alfred, giving them the look.

Alfred, once it’s quiet: short shorts.

Jon: ohhhh... So wow. Much thanks.

Kon: smash

Clark: double smash.

Alfred: stuffing vs dressing.

Clark: it’s stuffing if it’s in the turkey. Dressing out.

Kon: if you don’t cook it right you can get sick. That’s gross 🤢.

Jon: I don’t want anymore liquid shits.

Alfred: socks.

Kon: hate socks.

Clark: you have to wear them at all times. You’ll get warts.

Jon, scrunching his nose: or stinky athletes foot.

Alfred, sighing: toilet paper.

Clark: over.

Kon: under.

Jon: on the counter.

Alfred: salmon.

Kon: Sal•mon

Jon: sail•mon

Alfred: scooby doo.

Clark: shaggyxfreddie

Kon: poly

Jon: shaggyxvelma

Alfred: guns

Clark: only on tuesdays

Kon: self defense

Jon: swords

Alfred: Thomas Jefferson

Clark: Hoe

Kon: Alexander Hamilton

Jon: guy on the money

Alfred: lastly, Superman.

Clark: gross

Kon: awesome

Jon: gay, super gay, all the gays.

Alfred, wiping the tears in his eyes.

Alfred: you’re ready.

Honestly, I love how this went from him suggesting topics not to cover to them answering how the boys would. Not how I planned it. In this series Kon is dating Dick. Like the og young justice. I mean they didn’t date in it… but they should have…

[l0calcatz]

Let me tell you something funny I just remembered because my mutual reblogged a DSAF fanart.

A couple of years ago, two of my friends and I had a sleepover, and we decided to have a PowerPoint night. And because I am quirky and unique like that, instead of a normal presentation, I made a dating sim in PowerPoint, which was, apart from a couple of scenes, fully functional. 

The love interests were Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson (your softie childhood friend), anime Jeff the Killer (bad boy who slowly warms up to you), and purple Vincent (annoying yet lovable guy with an inappropriate sense of humor). There were also other characters like Oscar Wilde, B*n Sh*piro, NBC Hannibal Lecter dressed as Light Yagami, Dante Alighieri, and Connor (Detroit: Become Human) body pillow.

It was your typical high-school dating sim with a big prom night and everything…

I did all the character art myself, and there were also chat segments. It had a custom title, and loading screen, and consisted of 1130 slides.

[musicalmoritz]

Funniest headcanons?

Okay wow I have so many crack headcanons so prepare yourself. Take every negative thing I’ve ever said abt fanon and throw it out the window, this is about to get so unserious

• Hanako is a fudanshi. This applies to the whole Toilet Gang (except Nene would be called a fujoshi), they’ve got a little book club. Hanako is the most insane about it tho

• Aoi and Akane are a himejoshi/himedanshi couple

• Lemon and Akane smoke weed together on a regular basis (throw back to the time I looked up “slang words for marijuana” for my Terukaneaoi fic and ended up sounding like Skyler White)

• I feel like an average conversation between the Toilet Gang is the most insufferable, out of pocket middle school humor you’ve ever heard in your life. Those four make South Park look like a kids show

• Akane has a random lock of Aoi’s hair on a shelf in his room

• Since the Minamoto father is absent and the mother is dead, Tiara just kind of assumes Teru and Akane are her parents. Instead of correcting her on this, Akane decides to be the dad who stepped up

• Akane is one of those filmbros who does NOT play abt Pulp Fiction (me) (that’s the second time I’ve mentioned that movie in relation to Akane today)

• He’s also the type to ask you to name three Nirvana songs if he catches you wearing one of their shirts and if you even so much as think about saying Smells Like Teen Spirit, he’ll shoot you in the head

• Hanako is lowkey mad Kou and Mitsuba started dating without him

• In the TBHK universe, Mei is the one who drew the Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson image

• Nene writes reader insert fan fiction

• She’s also a BookTok girlie (not one of the really bad ones, just cringy. As in she would unironically love the book boyfriend audio)

• Sakura is rly into disturbing movies and they make Natsuhiko watch them with them just to make him nauseous

• Hanako and Kou jokingly flirt with each other and it makes Mitsuba and Nene genuinely mad. Like Hanako can ruin Mitsuba’s day with a single “I can take your man”

• Yk that one image of Cheryl Blossom wearing an “I ❤️ Boys” shirt? Teru owns that shirt

• Akane is the type of dude to raise his hand during a class discussion and say “I’d like to play the Devil’s Advocate”

• Aoi flirts with waitresses very poorly and it gives Nene severe secondhand embarrassment

• Once a week, Natsuhiko challenges Teru to a fight. She loses every single time

• Nene has one of those traumatic hamster death stories

• Mitsuba’s hair is dyed so whenever he’s being particularly annoying, Tsukasa tells him his roots are showing

• Kou and Nene have had one of those awkward “I have a crush on someone🤭 And it’s someone you know veryyyy well👀” moments

• Sumire used to climb to the highest places she could find to get Hakubo’s attention, and it gave him a mini heart attack each time

• OG Mei had a fursona. It was a dragon

• Yk in Spongebob when Squidward was confirmed to be the most miserable person in all of the Bikini Bottom?? In the TBHK universe that’s Akane except it’s for all of Japan

• Teru has given the “I’m vengeance, I am the knight” speech while exorcizing supernaturals AT LEAST once

• The Minamotos frequently watch Cinderella together bcuz Tiara is obsessed with it, to the point that it’s become Teru and Kou’s favorite movie as well. Teru drags his friends to watch it with him too but Kou refuses to admit he likes it

• Kou chews with his mouth open

• Mitsuba has cheesy romantic fantasies about Kou the same way Nene does about her crushes (I credit this one to one of my TikTok mutuals @/mads)

• Natsuhiko has an ASMR account (just like they do in the Monster Nursery au)

• Tiara doesn’t quite understand the premise of being gay or coming out so every day she congratulates Kou on being bi

• Kou straight up lies to Tiara about things, it’s an older sibling canon event. Teru does the same to Kou. For example I once told my sister you could dilute chocolate milk into regular milk by pouring water in it. And she believed me.

• Despite the fact that Kou’s been friends with them for many years, Teru regularly forgets Yokoo and Satou’s names

• Aoi and Nene’s mothers have a bet on when the two of them will reveal they’re secretly dating

• Mei is one of those ppl who’s allergic to almost everything. You order a plate of shrimp beside her and before it even hits the table she’s like “Keep that FAR away from me”

• Kako was homophobic until meeting Akane. A “I don’t support that lifestyle” kind of homophobe. Before meeting Akane’s baseball bat

• It’s okay tho he supports his bisexual son now!! He goes to pride parades and everything

• Mirai braids Akane’s hair when she’s bored

• Tsuchigomori has never felt the touch of a man

• If you say one bad word about Teru around Kou, you better be prepared for a full monologue. Stan Twitter wishes they could be as dedicated as Kou (Yokoo: I want to kms / Kou: Wait until the next student council election we can’t lose votes)

• To avoid tarnishing her popular girl image by coming off as rude, whenever Aoi wants to leave a conversation with someone she doesn’t like she pretends to faint

• Mitsuba breaks up with Kou every other day

• When Aoi and Nene are having trouble communicating their feelings verbally, they find a wrestling ring and box their feelings out

• Aoi and Nene apply to every job together, they are a package deal

• Kou is the designated bug killer for the Toilet Gang

• Yako can talk to other foxes. But only foxes, no other animals so the power isn’t all that exciting

• Natsuhiko hasn’t picked up on Mitsuba being gay yet so he keeps offering to set him up with girls

• Sakura has been involved in at least (1) unethical psychology experiment in the past. They administered those shocks for Milgram with a completely straight face

• The hands in Mitsuba’s boundary reflect his feelings so every time Kou comes to visit, they jump around him like overexcited dogs

• Tsukasa had a very intense Alvin and the Chipmunks phase

Okay I have homework that’s due in like 2 hours so I’m gonna have to end it there. I hope my terrible sense of humor amused some of you

[best-of-theworst]

My cat's name is Tofik.

But, as all pet parents know, you don't call your pets JUST by their name.

Here's a list of things I call my Cat:

(I don't know why you'd want to read this but it's funny at times so go for it lmfao)

- PomPom

- PumPum

- Fluffy man

- Bad boiiiiiiii

- Fat boiiiiiii

- Chunky

- Hoe

- Toffee

- Toff

- TunTun

- Tun tun tuuurururu ru tu tu

- Big boiiiii

- Answering machine

- Small paws man

- The piano man

- The weekly entertainment

- Fatass

- Dumb

- Colonizer

- Dinosaur

- Mini Cow

- Micro Cow

- Puma

- Sad excuse for a tiger

- Asthma boiiii

- Asthma man

- The large

- XXL

- BBL boiiiiiii

- Faggot

- The only known gay cat

- Mayonnaise

- "Get off that right now!!!!"

- "Stop scratching it!!!!"

- Soup boiiiii

- Blueberry

- Water drinker 2000

- Horse

- Bitch boiiii

- Slut man

- The fluffiest boy in the world

- Princes

- Tuna

- Permanently fat

- Couch occupier

- Cow Cat

- Pure Perfection

- Oreo Cat

- Choking hazard

- Owl

- Pretty boiiiii

- Hehehehehehehehehe

- Alarm clock

- Nervous system

- Rainbow

- My son/child/baby/boy/love

- The thickest slowest Doberman

- Emotional support idiot

- Michael Jackson

- Pearl

- Phantom of the Opera

- Thomas Jefferson

- Voyager 1

- Sunflower

- Witch

- Average LOL player

- Toblerone

- Muffin Man

- Clown hunter

- Spooky scary skeleton

- Dinner bell

- Thick

- Lord of the litter box

- The Great Fatsby

- MacDonald

- Erotica writer

- Music Man

- Freddy Fazbear

- The man behind the slather

- Squid Game survivor

- Pink pony cat

- Covid 19

- Antelope

- Mayor West

- Obesity mascot

- The lost city of Atlantis

- The only real problem with this country

- Maple syrup

- The fastest fluff boiiii

- Cabbage

- Gotta go fast

- Church goer

- Avenger

- Harry Potter

- SLAY

- Banana man

- Sleepy boy

- Michael Angelo

- The man after midnight

- Smooth criminal

- Gofer

- Bun

- Olé

- Penini

- Small elephant

- Eeeee macarena

- The lost boy

- Albert Einstein

- Tamtam

- Bebeee

- Blues and Jazz

- Rain

- Lovely

- My favorite thing

Yea... there's a lot more... those are just the ones I can remember of the top of my head.

[sapsnapz]

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INTRO ˎˊ˗

⪼ 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘤

haigh my name is dyingcode or just code

i'm from southern ireland (munster)

i type exceptionally dry sometimes, but if im excited then you'll be able to tell

i have personality issues, sometimes ill act like a ":3, coolz!!, uwu" kid, sometimes ill act like a "ok, idc, good for u?" kid, or sometimes it could be anything else (bad examples)

suspected autism! not self diagnosing, but i have some common traits from my parents

sometimes i act out or block people randomly or rant

i speak irish (fluent) and english

suspected bipolar / bpd

⪼ 𝘋𝘕𝘐

• pedos, necros, zoos, objectum (?), bashful people or haters, etc average dni addons, rage baiters

(FOR MESSAGING) anyone who uses over the top emojis (sparkle emoji.), people who try to hard to be funny, floptok people, if you try too hard to be cool that its embarrassing, annoying people, extremely clingy people, people stuck in any side of 2020, people who can't understand a joke, the type of people that headcanon every single character as "autistic, trans, gay, nonbinary, *seven different ethnicitys*, has a boyfriend when is clearly straight, ships two straight guy friends with eachother", basically everyone who is annoying really

⪼ 𝘋𝘐

• dsmp fans, wilbur fans, jschlatt fans, neurodivergent people, mentally unstable/ill people

⪼ 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘴

PASSERINE, adventure time, dreamsmp, house MD, spiderverse, marvel, xmen, cod, fnaf/dsaf, dc, suicide squad/birds of prey, song of the sea, red dead redemption, henry danger, harry potter, let him go roblox, isle of dogs, fantastic mr fox, chuckle sandwich, eboys, the boys yt, zigzag yt, lunchclub..., soothouse, bad guys, puss in boots, bojack, mha, a silent voice, derry girls, basement yard, sonic, undertale/deltarune, pshyco cuties, the lorax, dialtown, miss peregrines home for peculiar children, pokemon, the lion king, your friendly neighbourhood spiderman, detroit become human, hamilton, heathers, the greatest showman, pibble, edward scissorhands, the perks of being a wallflower, terry pratchett, studio ghibli, a series of unfortunate events, dead plate

⪼ 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴

p!wilbur, p!tommy, p!techno, c!techno, c!phil, c!sapnap, finn, fern, flame princess, BMO, c!jschlatt, c!quackity, c!revivebur, c!technoblade, miles morales, aaron burr, thomas jefferson, DEWEY DENOUMENT!!!, wilson, wolverine, gambit, cyclops, harley quinn, henry hart, michael afton, foxy, william afton, josiah trelawny, bill williamson, broken spawn, mr fox, mimikyu, dr masacrik, shoya, karen jones, vince

⪼𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴

d4vd (seen live), james marriot, wilbur soot, lovejoy, sign crushes motorist (etc liam mckay), radiohead, jack stauber, corpse, big thief, adrianne lenker, mccafferty, the front bottoms, crywank, tv girl, phoebe bridgers, bo burnham, frank ocean, montell fish, gigi perez, have a nice life, lizard in the spring, mgmt, usher, pitbull, kanye west, kneecap (seeing live in december!), kevin gates, harry styles, drake, tyler the creator, childish gambino, xxxtentacion, lil peep, juice wrld, the band ghost, jutty taylor, playboi carti, kwite, noah kahan, zach bryan, the weeknd, bruno mars, rob zombie, system of a down, dead kennedys, the living tombstone, derivakat, msi, los campesinos

[naynokkori]

I HATE THOMAS JEFFERSON SOOOO BAD I HATE THAT STINKY REDHEAD BOY UGHHHGG

[fetchmearum420]

What do 1776 characters give up for lent?

John Adams: he’s too stubborn to give anything up

Benjamin Franklin: partying so much (though this took great effort)

John Dickinson: he tried to give up insulting Adams but that didn’t even last an hour

Edward Rutledge: he doesn’t gaf about lent

John Hancock: he tried to give up sweating but he soon realized it’s impossible

Stephen Hopkins: he didn’t even go 10 minutes without rum

Thomas Jefferson: his violin

Charles Thomson: he doesn’t have anything to give up

Richard Henry Lee: he tried to give up the Lee puns but failed immediate-LEE

James Wilson: see Thomson

Lyman Hall: he’s a good boy and gives up any unhealthy foods

Thomas McKean: his musket, which is very difficult

Caesar Rodney: his dignity

George Read: he tries to stop rolling his eyes but that lasted until Adams opened his mouth

Roger Sherman: see Lyman Hall

Samuel Chase: he tried to give up pork chops but he failed and ate 69,000 of them and he became so obtuse that he had to be taken to the hospital in an army tank. (This is a story I created in chat gpt. Inside joke)

Lewis Morris: he abstained courteously from giving anything up

Josiah Bartlett: see Lyman and Roger

Joseph Hewes: don’t even ask him to give up deep sea fishing

Robert Livingston: he has a zillion kids, he can’t give up shit

John Witherspoon: practically everything since he’s a reverend

Abigail Adams: sewing

Martha Jefferson: nothing, she’s a bad ass

Andrew McNair: he actually gave up saying Sweet Jesus but he said it in his sleep and it counted as a fail

Courier: crying. Didn’t work.

[jittyjames]

I promise I’m not asking you to commit to writing any of these for whumptober but do you have any instinctive ideas or pairings for any of the prompts? 😁 any that you’ve read and your immediate reaction is it should be this pair, or this fandom?

sure thing! i have a list of my first instincts and ideas for most of the prompts, so here's the first rough draft of my masterpost! (subject to change, of course!) if anyone has any specific ideas, tho, or things they want to see, feel free to let me know!

Day 1: Search Party + Panic Attack — Jesus Christ Superstar — When Jesus disappears without a word to the disciples, Judas and Mary take it upon themselves to go looking for him as days turn to weeks. 

Day 2: Role Reversal — Twenty One Pilots · Trenchler — The Torchbearer is taken by DEMA as a way to lure Clancy back to them.

Day 3: Wrongfully Arrested — Jesus Christ Superstar · Jesus/Mary/Judas — Jesus rushes to save Judas from being punished in a way he doesn't deserve.

Day 4: Hallucinations — Hamilton — Alexander and Washington find themselves in the clutches of a cruel soldier. His experiments leave the two in quite a predicament.

Day 5: Heatstroke — Hamilton — The heat of battle is only made worse by the oppressive summer sun. Aaron Burr finds himself faltering. 

Day 6: Not Realizing They're Injured — Jesus Christ Superstar— After a horrible riot breaks out, not everyone is as unscathed as it seems.

Day 7: "It's Us Or Them." — 9-1-1 — Buck ends up in the hospital after making a choice.

Day 8: Sleep Deprivation — Hamilton · Hamburr — As Alexander and Aaron push through a high-stakes murder case that bring up bad memories for the both of them, the lack of sleep causes something else to brew between them.

Day 9: Obsession — Hamilton · Hamburr · Modern — Aaron runs into trouble when a mysterious man takes an interest in him. 

Day 10: Blow To The Head + Slurred Words + “I Can’t Think Straight.” — Mindhunter — In a questioning gone wrong, Holden is left reeling. Quite literally.

Day 11: Seeing Double + Loneliness — Hamilton — For just a moment, Alexander thinks he's looking at someone who can't possibly be there.

Day 12: Starvation + “Just A Little More.” — Jesus Christ Superstar · Jesus/Judas — Judas takes issue with having when others have not.

Day 14: Blackmail— Hamilton — When Alexander's secrets are being held by his political enemies, he will do everything he can to ensure they never get out. [Continuation of Keep Me (And My Secrets)]

Day 15: Childhood Trauma — Jesus Christ Superstar (Arena) · Jesus/Judas — Mary reflects on her life as she watches Judas’ fall apart. 

Day 17: Nowhere Else To Go — Hamilton — Thomas Jefferson finds a bleeding Hamilton on his doorstep.

Day 18: Revenge + Loss Of Identity + Unreliable Narrator — Jesus Christ Superstar · Jesus/Judas — Judas finds Jesus with blood on his hands.

Day 19: Abandoned Cabin + Blood Trail — Mindhunter — Holden is taken by an unsub.

Day 20: Giving Permission To Die — Hamilton · Hamliza — Eliza and Alex have one last conversation.

Day 21: Spirit Possession + Body Horror — Jesus Christ Superstar · Jesus/Mary/Judas — Jesus had cast out demons from many people over the course of his ministry. But it’s just different when it’s someone he loves. 

Day 22: Reopening Wounds — Mindhunter — The aftermath of all the events with that principal leave Holden burning with a need for justice, no matter how obsessive it seems.

Day 23: Forced Choice + Public Display — Jesus Christ Superstar · Jesus/Judas —  Amuse Me (Fuck or Die Fic)

Day 24: “I Never Knew Daylight Could Be So Violent.” — Hamilton — How can the sun still rise when so much horror has come to pass? How can the world still spin?

Day 26: Nightmares + Breakfast Table — Hamilton · Modern — Aaron's daughter is always hanging around that Hamilton kid. He doesn't mind it as much as he pretends to— Philip is a sweet boy, after all, and it gives Aaron the excuse he needs to see his former friend despite bridges being burned to a crisp. But when Aaron get's a phone call one stormy night, everything changes.

Day 30: Recovery + Hospital Bed + "What Have I Done?" — Hamilton · Jamilton—  After an attempt brought on by something Thomas said, he's left to pick up the pieces of a broken Hamilton.

[monstrsball]

kennedy ex-boyfriend facts:

was against seat belt laws

was also against speed limits

once sped up on a residential street with me and my 10 year old cousin in the car bc i thought he was going too fast. he thought this was funny

antifeminism <- yes i continued dating him for a year after learning this. I Know. i was eighteen and had low self esteem 😔

elon musk fan boy

we broke up after he got upset with me because i said i thought thomas jefferson was a bad person bc he owned slaves [obviously this argument was the straw that broke the camel's back]

[sorchathered]

Sarah I apologize for this being so sudden, the frat boy shenanigans have struck again (lol).

-I should've touched on it earlier, but it must be known that in 1985, Thomas Rainwater helped lead the "great tee-pee" wars against the Alpha Betas. The boys literally bought four pallets of toilet paper from Costco and used it to tee-pee the Alpha Beta house. It was also his idea to get the guys in full war paint and do the Tusken Raider yells

-The guys woke up one winter morning to find a bison.......a fucking BISON......grazing in their front yard. They promptly turned and went back in the house

-Royal found a pair of dachshunds, a male and a female, in a box on the sidewalk one day. He took'em back after nobody had claimed them and they officially became the "frat dogs". The male was named Buster and the female became "Weezy". John got the idea to name her both after the mom from The Jeffersons and because she had a slight wheeze whenever she coughed. They were the best house mascots EVER so imagine their surprise when Royal looked at their spot under the stairs one morning and saw that Weezy had puppies

-These guys have seen all the original Star Wars movies. They had the same collection of VHS tapes and those were ones that they almost wore out. They know The Empire Strikes Back line for line

-If you're familiar with "Revenge Of The Nerds", the Delta Taus in this era had their own version of Ogre. This guy though? This guy's name was "Tank", a refrigerator sized manimal native to the great state of Maine. His son "Moose" ended up joining the Delta Taus when Rhett Abbott, Kayce Dutton and Bob Floyd were all a part of it. Like father, like son

-The guys had their own version of the Bene Gesserit "Litany Against Fear". They called it "The Litany For Beer", recited by every Delta Tau before a rager

-The guys were still very much at war with the Alpha Betas who seriously were more trouble than they were worth. John, Royal, Wayne and Thomas decided they had to do something after those assholes tore up the flower beds that they had helped their art history professor plant after she moved into her house. One of their neighbors who lived off campus was a very, very salty Vietnam vet who basically taught them everything they needed to know. He helped them rig up a giant hole, rope and net snares (nothing that would hurt'em of course) and a whole bunch of other stuff. The professor gave the entire Delta Tau fraternity straight As for the entire semester

Girl I’m dyingggg, a freaking bison?! I want to be apart of this universe so bad I can’t even tell you how much I cackle over these stories!!

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

Not sure if youre still doing this, but if you are

🖊 + Either James or Silas? I'd love to hear more about them!

HELL YEAH BABYYYYYYYYY THIS is gonna get long REALY quick. I want to talk about my murderous baby boy Silas, since I need to flesh James out more. I hope that's okay!

(TW: mentions for abuse, poison and murder)

Sweet like Sugar, Deadly like Poison: France's Adored Actor - Silas Tueuse:

FIRST IDEAS:

Baby!!!! Baby boy!!! He was actually the first design/idea I created before Mandisa, Raquelle, James, Lacrimosa and Celeste. He was also my first time trying to draw with the Lackadaisy character references! (i.e. the blue circles/heads, the sketching style, etc.)

He was a character that I just knew wasn't going to be a good guy. He just had the vibes of "antagonist" written all over him. Though he didn't always start out this way

His last name was originally going to be Mallory, meaning "unfortunate" in French. However, I switched it over to Tueuse, the meaning of quite literally "slayer" or "killer".

He was based off of a Savannah Cat breed! I didn't know which cat to do at first, but once I settled on it, I immediately had an idea and color palette in mind. Below is an example of the cat I referenced.

^this was the main design I used, but I wanted to keep it simplified.

Silas was purposely made to look feminine! He is not trans, but he is homoromantic demisexual! While his killing techniques include flirting and seducing, it is NOT out of pure love. It is only a manipulation tactic before he slips poison into someone's food or drink.

His voice claim, especially with THAT hair, is Daveed Diggs. He just RADIATES Thomas Jefferson/Lafayette-Hamilton vibes (since they're the same person lmaooo)

I also wanted a bit of a counterpart from the Savoy Siblings, I guess! That's why I made Silas and Raquelle :)

FACTS/HEADCANONS:

He is Raquelle Tueuse's older brother, and he takes after his father more than his mother. He speaks more English than French, but he is fluent in both.

He always had a passion for acting! He just knew it was his calling.

His father actually encouraged his passion for acting, and even gave him a few Shakespeare books, as well as other classic literature.

He is double jointed....self projecting here lmao-

He is travelling from France to all across America in search for "business", with his sister by his side. In reality, he's just going off, killing any target Lacrimosa gives him when in Hotel Maribel. (Mirabel Hotel?? HELP???)

When his father died, so did a piece of him, his sister and mother. His mother became rather abusive, and a belligerent drunk.

His first kill was unfortunately his mother one night, when she was hitting Silas and Raquelle, ultimately hurting them. When Silas killed his mother, it was fourteen years ago, when he was fifteen.

He is very protective of his sister, and very understanding to her mental struggles. He tries his best to be present.

His comfort food is Cassoulet! It's a French stew that includes Haricot beans with meat: you can use pork, sausages, goose, duck, lamb or mutton for the meat portion!

He would happily kill for his sister, and die for her too. That's just a given.

He collects daggers, classic literature, and also eyeliner.

ROLES/PURPOSE/OTHER STUFF:

He is the left hand man for Lacrimosa, and often works with Mandisa too.

He's the supporting antagonist, though I do see him more as an anti-hero.

Once he's in the right group of people, he is that ball of energy, yet at the same time he's such a sweetheart deep down...if it weren't counting on his multiple murders. While he's a sweetheart, this does NOT condone his behavior. He is still technically a bad person since he murdered a lot of people.

Cyanide is his poison of choice: quick, effective, deadly. He would then use any weapon (knife, gun, pool stick, any potentially dangerous object in the room) and kill his target.

If it were 2023, his song would be UH OH! by Sub Urban and BENEE.

^my entire thought process when Silas

buuuuut yeah!!! This is my boy Silas Tueuse, whom I love, and is near and dear to my heart. He deserves a good mother figure in his life :<

[designaday]

Ultimate Playlist: Men’s Names, John

If you have guessed that “John” is the most popular man’s name in song, well, you’re close. Here are twelve songs about John.

Big Bad John by Jimmy Dean I don’t usually include country songs, but this one skyrocketed to number one on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1961. It won a Grammy for Best Country & Western Recording the next year.

Uncle John’s Band by Grateful Dead The lyrics of this song reference several folk and bluegrass tunes that the band members liked. It became their first chart hit, reaching 69, and is included in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s “500 Songs that Shaped Rock and Roll.”

Dear John by Taylor Swift Taylor wrote this song about her short-lived relationship with the singer-songwriter John Mayer. She utilized guitar slurring in the instrumentals, a technique favored by Mayer.

Sit Down, John by Sherman Edwards From the musical 1776 about the events leading up to the signing of the Declaration of Independence, this song finds John Adams frustrated due to Congress refusing to debate his proposals on independence, let alone consider them. The other delegates implore John to sit down.

The Adams Administration by Lin Manuel Miranda In the more recent musical to feature John Adams, Hamilton is fired by Adams and publishes an inflammatory critique of the new president. Hamilton’s words reference the aforementioned 1776 song: “Sit down, John, you fat mother–[BLEEP]."

But, Mr. Adams by Sherman Edwards One more song from 1776 repeatedly refers to John Adams as Benjamin Franklin, Roger Sherman, Robert Livingston, and Thomas Jefferson all argue with him about who should draft the Declaration of Independence.

Sloop John B by The Beach Boys Originally titled “The John B. Sails,” this Bahamian folk song was first published in 1916. The Kingston Trio recorded it in 1958 with the title, “The Wreck of the John B.” The Beach Boys recorded Brian Wilson’s adaptation in 1966 for their groundbreaking album Pet Sounds. It was their fastest selling song to date, with over half a million sales in less than two weeks. Rolling Stone ranked it at 276 on “The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time."

John Barbour by Great Big Sea A king asks his daughter why she looks sad, and she explains that she misses her true love. When the king learns that the man is merely one of his sailors, he vows to hang him. But when he sees the striking young man, he asks John if he’ll marry his daughter and take charge of his lands. Oh, but wait for John’s reply.

John Donne by Michael Clem Referencing the poem “The Sun Rising” by John Donne, Clem complains about the sun waking him in the morning. He wasn’t much of a morning person in his Sophomore year of college when he had to attend a poetry class at 10:00 am.

John Lee Supertaster by They Might Be Giants In the intro to the song, John Flansburgh says, “When I was 39 years old, I heard a story. I found out that there're people walking among us who have superpowers. These people are called Supertasters. To a Supertaster, bitter fruits taste far more bitter, and sweets far more sweet. Then, just a few months ago, I had the chance to meet a real, live Supertaster named John Lee. And this is his true story."

John The Revelator by John Mellencamp Originally recorded by the gospel-blues musician Blind Willie Johnson in 1930, the song refers to John of Patmos who wrote the Book of Revelation in the Bible. Many artists have recorded versions of the song, including Depeche Mode, Jerry Garcia, The White Stripes, and Santana.

Piano Man by Billy Joel When Joel was trying to get out of his recording contract with Family Productions, he worked as a lounge musician in Los Angeles from 1972 to 1973. This song relates his real-life experiences in that role. It became his first major hit and his signature song. It has been inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame and selected for preservation in the National Recording Registry in the Library of Congress. I like to think of it as my birthday present, as it peaked at number 25 on the Billboard Hot 100 in April 1974.

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Good Girls|1| Hamilton Musical AU

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@prettyinpayne

June 1775 

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 

"General, are you sure this is a good idea? Me being with you?" Alice Dandridge Bassett asked as she followed her uncle George towards the hall where Congress was meeting to appoint a commander in chief to the Continental Army. George Washington, due to his experience in the French Indian War, was in the running.

'You wanted out of Virginia didn't you?' He asked as he stopped his strides to look at her. Alice had come to stay with him and Martha shortly before his stepdaughter, Patsy passed away from a seizure, and both girls had big dreams of getting out of Virginia and doing something good for not only themselves but for the cause. Alice especially wanted to do something after she had seen one of the boys near where she grew up get killed by several redcoats. 

“Yes, but.” 

“But what? Are you scared Ali?” He asked, his hand going to her elbow to pull her out of the way from the men walking briskly down the street, some of them adverting their eyes when they saw Washington, others wanting to linger to shake his hand but seeing him with his niece and how firm he looked caused them to stray.

“Yes.” 

“Sometimes,  sweetheart, it’s best to do things scared. It’s the only way to do something.”

“Is that what you did when you came upon the men that were going to kill you and your men when the French and Indian War started?” 

George nodded and turned on his heel, still holding onto her elbow, to finish the walk toward the hall where they were meeting. 

Alice knew that he was right and at the end of the day, she would follow him wherever she needed to, not just for her Aunt but for herself. She couldn’t live with herself if something bad happened to George and she couldn’t help him like when Patsy died.  

She never wanted to feel that helpless ever again. His yells and Martha’s cries and seeing her cousin’s prone twisted body in George’s arms haunted her dreams most nights and she never, ever wanted to live something like that again unless she had to.   She knew too that because she was a woman she had no place in the Army as a soldier and she didn’t want to fight like that.  She didn’t think she would ever be able to kill anyone even if it was a British soldier.  

Thomas Jefferson was waiting outside for George to arrive and was surprised when he saw Alice standing at his elbow, curiously looking around the area. Her fear was temporarily replaced by curiosity. “General Washington, it's good to see you again.” He greeted the general, holding his hand out to the general, who took it briefly. “Thomas.” 

“And who is this lovely young lady?” he asked. He felt he knew who she was, but he wanted the general's verbal confirmation. 

“This is my niece, Alice.” He said, “Alice, this is Thomas Jefferson.”   

Leery of the other man, Alice looked at her uncle and then at Jefferson before hesitantly extending her hand for him to take: “It’s nice to meet you, Mr. Jefferson.”  

“The pleasure is all mine, darling.” He said as he raised her hand to his lips to kiss the back.

 George watched the exchange, torn between wanting to tease his niece for looking embarrassed and wanting to rip her hand away from Thomas and reminding him that she was still a teenager and that he was married.  Martha would never forgive him if anything happened to Alice while she was with him especially not with Thomas Jefferson. A man who Martha had a love-hate relationship with. 

Alice took her hand back from him and stepped closer to her uncle. Something about him seemed off, and she couldn’t put her finger on it. 

“How are Martha and the children?” George asked, drawing attention back to him and away from his niece. It hit Alice why she didn’t like Jefferson because of this. She had grown up seeing her parents, aunt, and uncle very much in love and loyal to each other, and she knew she wanted that. 

The other man paused, surprised that the other man remembered. “They are good. We were sorry to hear about the loss of Patsy.”  

The General tensed while his niece closed her eyes tightly and pressed her lips together. It had been almost 3 years since Patsy had passed and it was still hard on them all. 

“And we were happy to hear of Jacky’s wedding.” The other man went on, his eyes trained on the two, they had heard rumors that either the General or Mrs. Washington had been happy about the marriage, especially with Jack and his wife being under 18. From the looks of it, Sweet Alice didn’t like it either.  The General was stopped from saying anything else as John Adams came out of the building to get them to come inside. “General, I’m going to the library.” She had seen the library that was a street away when they first arrived in Philadelphia and was curious to see what books they had. 

Girls her age normally didn’t have much education other than basic writing and reading skills coupled with finishing school, but her father wanted to make sure his daughters had the best education he could afford to give them. Martha and the General both kept up when she went to stay with them. More often than that, George would find her asleep in his armchair in his study with a book on her lap. 

Philip Schuyler, who had joined his staff a few weeks before, stepped up and placed a hand on her lower back, “General, my daughter Eliza and I will keep her company and keep her out of trouble.”  

George nodded his head in silent thanks and looked at his niece, “Behave yourself, Alice.” 

 “Yes sir.”  Her mouth twitched like she knew that she wouldn’t behave to save her life. She had a wild streak about her and she liked to embrace it.  Washington gave her a firm look before following Jefferson and Adams into the building.  

“Come, Miss Bassett. I am sure you and my Eliza will be good friends.”  

[thenonsenseuniverse]

Coffee Cups and Leather Jackets pt. 7

Hamilton Modern Au Hamilsquad x Reader Thomas Jefferson x Reader PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7

Summary: After finally getting away from ‘The King’, You decide that maybe it’s time you talk to Jefferson about his own interests in you. Meanwhile, the Hamilsquad decide to come up with a plan to get Y/N at The Blue Coats. Washington confronts them.

          You had been sitting through dinner with these three imbeciles for about an hour and a half, and you could feel your self-control slipping. Within that hour and a half, all Sam, Charles, and George had discussed a range of things from how the school should stop accepting lower classmen as they only tarnish its ivy league reputation, to insulting the Hamilsquad, to simply talking about their classes. Throughout these discussions, George’s hand seemed to be restless on your skin. It went from your shoulder, to hand, to your knee, before finally resting on your thigh. You didn’t like his touch, but you played along. 

“What I don’t understand is why, despite being the smartest and most powerful man in the school, we’re still not liked by the student body. Hamilton humiliated me in front of the entire student body when I was giving my proclamation on how the student body should be behaving and how we should be treated. He called me a dog!” Samuel whined putting his head on the table. 

You sighed, growing tired of being submissive, and turned to him. “Do yo-you ever think th-that m-m-maybe it’s for that very reason that pep-uh-people disrespect yo-you?” They all went quiet and looked at you. You shrunk back into George’s chest shyly. “I-I-I mean, p-people don’t like, um, like being t-to-told what t-t-to do. People like the H-Hamilsquad believe in f-freed-dom, and th-that people should be a-b-ble to be them s-s-selves n-no matter who th-they are or wh-where they come f-from. So of c-course it’s going t-t-to upset th-them if you outright oppose them. Inst-stead of working against their be-believes, you n-need to allow them t-to pr-prove themselves wrong. Th-then provide th-them the resources to see th-things yo-your way. “

Charles rose a suspicious eyebrow at you. “Are you saying that our King is wrong? He is never wr-”

“Oh do shut up, Charles.” George cut him off as he stared ahead thoughtfully. “ So you’re saying I should let them go, have their independence, and let them realize just how much they truly need me when their alone and complaining of their own?” You nodded, and he hummed in agreement as he smiled down at you. “I suppose that is what happened to you, isn’t it? I gave you a little more space than usual, and next thing I know, you’ve come to senses about those scum and now your here with me.”

Huh. You hadn’t thought about it that way. You, of course, knew that wasn’t the case, but simply nuzzled deeper against his chest. You could practically feel him grin as he began to run his fingers through your hair. 

“Y/N has a point, boys. This strategy would take much less time and energy and we wouldn’t have to use our sources through the school as much.” You slightly narrowed your eyebrows at this but said nothing. George brought his fingers under your chin and smiled at you. “I always knew you would be of great value to us, Y/N. You’ve only been part of the group for a day and already your slipping into your role by my side.”

A chill ran down your spine at his words. You didn’t like his tone or the way he was looking at you right now. You needed to end this. 

You smiled up at him. “Thank you, my King, it's good to know that at least someone appreciates me.” You then let out a subtle yawn and glanced down at your watch. “However, as wonderful as this day with you has been, I’m exhausted and-”

George sighed and chuckled. “Of course, I completely forgot. You have English with Mr. Green tomorrow at 8pm.” You felt your blood go cold slightly. He knew your schedule, apparently, he knew your history, and he no doubt had more knowledge on you as well. This means that this man knows more about you than anyone except your family. You didn’t like this. George seemed to pick up on your confused fear and ruffled your hair. “Don’t look like that, it wasn’t too hard to find out your schedule. Just a matter of pulling a few strings within the administration's office. Your information is safe with me.” He snapped his fingers and signaled for everyone to rise. “Come on, we’re taking Y/N back to their dorm. They have a midterm to study for.” The more he talked the less at ease you felt. 

He wrapped an arm around your waist as you were leaving. “You know, if you need help, Samuel is majoring in English. I mean, not that your grades are slacking, they’re stellar actually. But Samuel is our communications and English expert, I handle all the business and sciences and Charles...” He paused for a moment before sighing. “Well Charles is trying his best, but he’s loyal; I’ll give him that.”

After that, they did as promised. George got the driver to bring them to your dorm and kissed your hand before you left. “We’ll save you a seat at our table at lunch, Darling. Be sure to be there.” His words were final and left no room for you to say otherwise. He then flashed you a bright smile and waved as the car pulled away. 

The moment it was out of your sight you let out a huge breath as all tension left your body. “Well, that was fucked up.” You mumbled under your breath as you entered your dorm. 

As you entered the comfort of your bedroom, you reflected on the past week or so.

You finally confronted your shitty friends on their shitty behavior and dumped their asses

You met Jefferson and his friends on the same day. Which, to be honest, it was kind of creepy, but you were too sad and lonely to notice at the time.

And finally, you just went on the equivalent of a date with your long term stalker as per Jefferson’s request and am now scared to leave your dorm lest you be followed by his perverted ass. 

When had your life become so dramatic? When had you allowed it to become this? 

The image of a magenta leather jacket flashed in your mind.  Jefferson. Looking back on your first interaction with him, it all seemed staged. There were similarities between how he treated you at that moment and how George treated you when you pretended to be in that same situation. They both desired to manipulate your pain to get what they wanted. They both seemed to have extensive knowledge about you, George more so than Jefferson. 

Was it possible that Jefferson was hiding things from you? Aaron had briefly mentioned that he had been obsessed with you at some point. 

But why? What so interesting about quiet little Y/N? Why did both Jefferson and George, arguably two of the most powerful students on campus, deem you worthy of their attention?

Just thinking about all of it gave you a headache. You’d deal with it tomorrow, for now, you had to sleep. George was right about one thing, you had class in the morning and if you didn’t want to be a sleep-deprived zombie you had to go to bed now. 

You curled up under the covers and allowed sleep to overcome you.

***

At the same time, across town, the Hamilsquad was entering The Blue Coats.

They were exhausted. Ever since they had seen Jefferson and Y/N at the cafe a couple days ago, they had been working non-stop to come up with a plan to get them back. However, nothing seemed to be good enough. 

Laurens plopped himself onto the nearest bar stool and slumped his head against the counter. “What are we going to do?” He groaned.

Alex scoffed and joined him. “There’s not much we can do with Jefferson spewing non-sense in their ear.”

Herc shook his head as he took his seat. “No there’s got to be away. I mean she just met Jefferson. She’s known us for over a year and a half. Yeah, we fucked up, but the fact of the matter is that she knows us.” 

They all turned to Laf as he silently sat down staring intently at the counter. Alexander rose an eyebrow at his behavior when suddenly he was hit with an idea.

“What! Laf is friends with Jefferson. He can get inside information for us.” 

The Frenchman sighed and looked up. “I do know him, but we’re not quite friends. More like he did me a favor once and now I owe him once.” He narrowed his eyebrows as he turned to them. “What confuses me is Jefferson never does anything without a reason. Everything is planned out and done with precision. So what does he want from Y/N?”

As they asked themselves this question, Washington appeared from the back and seemed to relax at their present. “Ah, boys! I was hoping I’d see you tonight.”

Hercules smiled at him. “G. Wash! What’s up? It has been a while since we’ve last been in.”

Washington batted off the welcome and looked at the with an air of authority and seriousness. “Can any of you contact Y/N? They were here earlier tonight with some...questionable company and didn’t seem entirely at ease. I want to make sure that they’re okay.”

The boys glanced at each other as Alex let out another groan of frustration. “I know! They’ve been hanging out with that no good Thomas Jefferson and-”

Washington frowned at his words. “They weren’t with Jefferson. Although that makes me worry even more. I trust that man about as far as I can throw. But no, they were here with that nasty little shit George and his posse. I offered them an angel shot, but they denied it. The whole thing just felt off.”

The entire Hamilsquad felt their blood run cold. Y/N hated George. He was a stalker, creepy, and possessive. He had been trying to get his grimy little hands on them since the moment he saw them. They had always been there to protect them though, always there to stop it. 

Why would they go out with George willingly? Why would they put themselves in danger like that?

“Oh Y/N,” John whimpered out. “What have you gotten yourself into?”

[the13colonies]

In the name of the docs, I bestow upon you jefferson socks

[diamondsandlemons]

I like this image because it’s not about, like, “cancelling” these dudes, or whatever. it’s just about no one being able to live up to the monumental expectations fandom spaces can create for them.

the post I saw it on just now was about how these guys were ‘put up on a pedestal’ and then eventually let people down in some way, and as a result became less universally acclaimed (and how the stage is being set up for the same to happen to Jerma)

but like none of these dudes are really bad at all, they just had the internet’s spotlight move on from them to someone else (I think all of them are still making content). They made some kind of misstep, very publicly, which alienated some fans, who then voiced valid complaints, which prompted people who were never fans to hop on the bandwagon of complaining, and that’s why they sort of left a sour aftertaste around for a while... I think I finally get it.

and I mean yeah, they’re all white men, so trusting them implicitly was never a good idea. but it can be really hard to unlearn all the harmful shit you grow up with. and as far as I can tell, these guys are trying their hardest, so I think they’re safe.

that this Effect is named after John Green is a little confusing to me; I think whoever made the edit must be a bit older than me, or at least got Online (and specifically on tumblr) somewhat before I did. Because as long as I’ve been here John Green has been somewhat of a laughingstock on this site. Which I never understood, having been a fan of the Green brothers beforehand. but yeah I think I get it now, it isn’t pure hatred, it’s just the hipster effect.

I don’t know much about Thomas Sanders other than having seen a few of his Vines(?) back in the day. Always seemed harmless. I never got why people treated him like some kind of “cringe” interest. bc he talked about Steven Universe, I guess? Whatever, man.

The McElroys... this one hits hardest for me (insofar as any of these circumstances are “hits,” which they really aren’t, that’s the point. but anyway). I think I’ve befitted from not really participating in fandom conversation. I had no idea there even was any drama until Travis’s Among Us meltdown made national news. That definitely left a bad impression on ppl who didn’t already know who he was, which I assume was the purpose of the whole twitch streaming thing. After having finally seen the clip, everyone’s right, it’s awful. But Travis’s whole deal is being the annoying middle brother; making an ass of himself one time does not cancelling material make. I didn’t even know until watching Sarah Z’s video that TAZ: Graduation was unpopular! I (a noted not-so-great media analyst) had a lot of fun with Graduation! Until like, the very end of the last episode. But after hearing the criticisms, I don’t blame anyone for quitting.

Anyway MBMBaM is still funny, their new theme song slaps, and TAZ: Balance is one of the greatest stories ever told (especially in its original audio podcast format). Moving on.

I don’t know Jerma much outside of being the new meme guy, but he seems nice and he seems to know his audience. It does sort of seem inevitable that it will grow too large and he’ll disappoint them. but, like the rest, that doesn’t necessarily mean he won’t still be a fun dude at the end of the day.

I guess if there’s a lesson to be learned, it’s to really consider WHY unpopularity strikes when it does. If you’re vibing with the crowd, go ahead and leave them behind. But if you’d prefer to stay, that’s okay too (as long as no one’s getting hurt). As much as it is possible to kill cringe culture, do so, and just like what you like*

*(again, as long as it isn’t actively harmful... which some things are, which is why you need to consider why.. etc etc etc).

That’s this white girl’s late night thoughts thank you good night.