#bad boy!thomas jefferson

[jasontoddscrowbars]

Part 18 of no? 💩💰

Alfred, making conversation with the Kents who are having a hard time dealing with the Wayne’s.

Alfred: Things to never discuss in the Wayne household:

Alfred: Bowie vs Freddie Mercury?

Kon: wow, ok, this is a way to start.

Clark: no, this makes sense.

Jon, flashing up from his seat: why?

Alfred: trust me. Just don’t.

Alfred: the war of 1812.

Clark, nodding: understandable.

Alfred: red food dye #40.

Kon: that shits bad for you.

Clark: we’ve had it for years. Youre still alive. Why change it?

Jon: it gives me liquid shits.

Alfred, giving them the look.

Alfred, once it’s quiet: short shorts.

Jon: ohhhh... So wow. Much thanks.

Kon: smash

Clark: double smash.

Alfred: stuffing vs dressing.

Clark: it’s stuffing if it’s in the turkey. Dressing out.

Kon: if you don’t cook it right you can get sick. That’s gross 🤢.

Jon: I don’t want anymore liquid shits.

Alfred: socks.

Kon: hate socks.

Clark: you have to wear them at all times. You’ll get warts.

Jon, scrunching his nose: or stinky athletes foot.

Alfred, sighing: toilet paper.

Clark: over.

Kon: under.

Jon: on the counter.

Alfred: salmon.

Kon: Sal•mon

Jon: sail•mon

Alfred: scooby doo.

Clark: shaggyxfreddie

Kon: poly

Jon: shaggyxvelma

Alfred: guns

Clark: only on tuesdays

Kon: self defense

Jon: swords

Alfred: Thomas Jefferson

Clark: Hoe

Kon: Alexander Hamilton

Jon: guy on the money

Alfred: lastly, Superman.

Clark: gross

Kon: awesome

Jon: gay, super gay, all the gays.

Alfred, wiping the tears in his eyes.

Alfred: you’re ready.

Honestly, I love how this went from him suggesting topics not to cover to them answering how the boys would. Not how I planned it. In this series Kon is dating Dick. Like the og young justice. I mean they didn’t date in it… but they should have…

[musicalmoritz]

Funniest headcanons?

Okay wow I have so many crack headcanons so prepare yourself. Take every negative thing I’ve ever said abt fanon and throw it out the window, this is about to get so unserious

• Hanako is a fudanshi. This applies to the whole Toilet Gang (except Nene would be called a fujoshi), they’ve got a little book club. Hanako is the most insane about it tho

• Aoi and Akane are a himejoshi/himedanshi couple

• Lemon and Akane smoke weed together on a regular basis (throw back to the time I looked up “slang words for marijuana” for my Terukaneaoi fic and ended up sounding like Skyler White)

• I feel like an average conversation between the Toilet Gang is the most insufferable, out of pocket middle school humor you’ve ever heard in your life. Those four make South Park look like a kids show

• Akane has a random lock of Aoi’s hair on a shelf in his room

• Since the Minamoto father is absent and the mother is dead, Tiara just kind of assumes Teru and Akane are her parents. Instead of correcting her on this, Akane decides to be the dad who stepped up

• Akane is one of those filmbros who does NOT play abt Pulp Fiction (me) (that’s the second time I’ve mentioned that movie in relation to Akane today)

• He’s also the type to ask you to name three Nirvana songs if he catches you wearing one of their shirts and if you even so much as think about saying Smells Like Teen Spirit, he’ll shoot you in the head

• Hanako is lowkey mad Kou and Mitsuba started dating without him

• In the TBHK universe, Mei is the one who drew the Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson image

• Nene writes reader insert fan fiction

• She’s also a BookTok girlie (not one of the really bad ones, just cringy. As in she would unironically love the book boyfriend audio)

• Sakura is rly into disturbing movies and they make Natsuhiko watch them with them just to make him nauseous

• Hanako and Kou jokingly flirt with each other and it makes Mitsuba and Nene genuinely mad. Like Hanako can ruin Mitsuba’s day with a single “I can take your man”

• Yk that one image of Cheryl Blossom wearing an “I ❤️ Boys” shirt? Teru owns that shirt

• Akane is the type of dude to raise his hand during a class discussion and say “I’d like to play the Devil’s Advocate”

• Aoi flirts with waitresses very poorly and it gives Nene severe secondhand embarrassment

• Once a week, Natsuhiko challenges Teru to a fight. She loses every single time

• Nene has one of those traumatic hamster death stories

• Mitsuba’s hair is dyed so whenever he’s being particularly annoying, Tsukasa tells him his roots are showing

• Kou and Nene have had one of those awkward “I have a crush on someone🤭 And it’s someone you know veryyyy well👀” moments

• Sumire used to climb to the highest places she could find to get Hakubo’s attention, and it gave him a mini heart attack each time

• OG Mei had a fursona. It was a dragon

• Yk in Spongebob when Squidward was confirmed to be the most miserable person in all of the Bikini Bottom?? In the TBHK universe that’s Akane except it’s for all of Japan

• Teru has given the “I’m vengeance, I am the knight” speech while exorcizing supernaturals AT LEAST once

• The Minamotos frequently watch Cinderella together bcuz Tiara is obsessed with it, to the point that it’s become Teru and Kou’s favorite movie as well. Teru drags his friends to watch it with him too but Kou refuses to admit he likes it

• Kou chews with his mouth open

• Mitsuba has cheesy romantic fantasies about Kou the same way Nene does about her crushes (I credit this one to one of my TikTok mutuals @/mads)

• Natsuhiko has an ASMR account (just like they do in the Monster Nursery au)

• Tiara doesn’t quite understand the premise of being gay or coming out so every day she congratulates Kou on being bi

• Kou straight up lies to Tiara about things, it’s an older sibling canon event. Teru does the same to Kou. For example I once told my sister you could dilute chocolate milk into regular milk by pouring water in it. And she believed me.

• Despite the fact that Kou’s been friends with them for many years, Teru regularly forgets Yokoo and Satou’s names

• Aoi and Nene’s mothers have a bet on when the two of them will reveal they’re secretly dating

• Mei is one of those ppl who’s allergic to almost everything. You order a plate of shrimp beside her and before it even hits the table she’s like “Keep that FAR away from me”

• Kako was homophobic until meeting Akane. A “I don’t support that lifestyle” kind of homophobe. Before meeting Akane’s baseball bat

• It’s okay tho he supports his bisexual son now!! He goes to pride parades and everything

• Mirai braids Akane’s hair when she’s bored

• Tsuchigomori has never felt the touch of a man

• If you say one bad word about Teru around Kou, you better be prepared for a full monologue. Stan Twitter wishes they could be as dedicated as Kou (Yokoo: I want to kms / Kou: Wait until the next student council election we can’t lose votes)

• To avoid tarnishing her popular girl image by coming off as rude, whenever Aoi wants to leave a conversation with someone she doesn’t like she pretends to faint

• Mitsuba breaks up with Kou every other day

• When Aoi and Nene are having trouble communicating their feelings verbally, they find a wrestling ring and box their feelings out

• Aoi and Nene apply to every job together, they are a package deal

• Kou is the designated bug killer for the Toilet Gang

• Yako can talk to other foxes. But only foxes, no other animals so the power isn’t all that exciting

• Natsuhiko hasn’t picked up on Mitsuba being gay yet so he keeps offering to set him up with girls

• Sakura has been involved in at least (1) unethical psychology experiment in the past. They administered those shocks for Milgram with a completely straight face

• The hands in Mitsuba’s boundary reflect his feelings so every time Kou comes to visit, they jump around him like overexcited dogs

• Tsukasa had a very intense Alvin and the Chipmunks phase

Okay I have homework that’s due in like 2 hours so I’m gonna have to end it there. I hope my terrible sense of humor amused some of you

[best-of-theworst]

My cat's name is Tofik.

But, as all pet parents know, you don't call your pets JUST by their name.

Here's a list of things I call my Cat:

(I don't know why you'd want to read this but it's funny at times so go for it lmfao)

- PomPom

- PumPum

- Fluffy man

- Bad boiiiiiiii

- Fat boiiiiiii

- Chunky

- Hoe

- Toffee

- Toff

- TunTun

- Tun tun tuuurururu ru tu tu

- Big boiiiii

- Answering machine

- Small paws man

- The piano man

- The weekly entertainment

- Fatass

- Dumb

- Colonizer

- Dinosaur

- Mini Cow

- Micro Cow

- Puma

- Sad excuse for a tiger

- Asthma boiiii

- Asthma man

- The large

- XXL

- BBL boiiiiiii

- Faggot

- The only known gay cat

- Mayonnaise

- "Get off that right now!!!!"

- "Stop scratching it!!!!"

- Soup boiiiii

- Blueberry

- Water drinker 2000

- Horse

- Bitch boiiii

- Slut man

- The fluffiest boy in the world

- Princes

- Tuna

- Permanently fat

- Couch occupier

- Cow Cat

- Pure Perfection

- Oreo Cat

- Choking hazard

- Owl

- Pretty boiiiii

- Hehehehehehehehehe

- Alarm clock

- Nervous system

- Rainbow

- My son/child/baby/boy/love

- The thickest slowest Doberman

- Emotional support idiot

- Michael Jackson

- Pearl

- Phantom of the Opera

- Thomas Jefferson

- Voyager 1

- Sunflower

- Witch

- Average LOL player

- Toblerone

- Muffin Man

- Clown hunter

- Spooky scary skeleton

- Dinner bell

- Thick

- Lord of the litter box

- The Great Fatsby

- MacDonald

- Erotica writer

- Music Man

- Freddy Fazbear

- The man behind the slather

- Squid Game survivor

- Pink pony cat

- Covid 19

- Antelope

- Mayor West

- Obesity mascot

- The lost city of Atlantis

- The only real problem with this country

- Maple syrup

- The fastest fluff boiiii

- Cabbage

- Gotta go fast

- Church goer

- Avenger

- Harry Potter

- SLAY

- Banana man

- Sleepy boy

- Michael Angelo

- The man after midnight

- Smooth criminal

- Gofer

- Bun

- Olé

- Penini

- Small elephant

- Eeeee macarena

- The lost boy

- Albert Einstein

- Tamtam

- Bebeee

- Blues and Jazz

- Rain

- Lovely

- My favorite thing

Yea... there's a lot more... those are just the ones I can remember of the top of my head.

[zonzei]

Boss, I mean Thomas.

Y/N x Thomas Jefferson

A/N note - My very first time writing! PLEASE PLEASE don't question my writing skills. I've never written for a fandom, so please feel free to tell me what I should improve on! 😭 Also Y/N is female in this story!

Plot - Y/N is a lonely 25 year old, working a job she doesn't like with a boss she doesn't like-- But does she really not like him? And why did she never realize how fine he was!

You had big dreams for the future, working for your own self, creating you own business, getting married and having kids with the "one" and being financially stable, but boy oh boy were you wrong.

25, living in a tiny apartment, barely being able to afford groceries and working a shitty 9 - 5 corporate job you absolutely despised. Sure it wasn't all bad though, you had friends (a couple...) but you literally couldn't relate to even your best friend, Eliza. She came from a wealthy family, and had a husband and a kid at just 25! She never had to worry about anything because her father, husband, brothers and sisters always had her back. The only person who had you back was Eliza. And you just... felt so lonely. Is this how adulthood feels like?

Uh oh... Your alarm rang.

You were not about to be late for work for the 4th time this month! Not with a boss like yours, Thomas Jefferson.

You quickly changed out of your sweatshirt and pajamas to a white button-up shirt and a black maxi skirt. You quickly left your apartment and practically ran to work! (you didn't you just drove). You glanced at your phone, 7:35.

Dang, you still had 25-ish minutes left to spare. You were early for the first time in forever! WooHoo! Hopefully you got to work earlier than your boss, you just knew he was going to make a side comment about you actually being early for once.

"I see your here early" Speak of the devil.

"Uh yes" you awkwardly smiles at your boss. "I would appreciate it if you could be on time like this every single day." Thomas said, pushing up his glasses.

You couldn't help but roll your eyes-- not in a mean manner, but rather a friendly, and playful one.

"Can you get started on the report by the way?"

"Sure, boss" you complied.

"C'mon Y/N you know I hate it when you call me boss, it's just Thomas" he whined. "Sorry Thomas." He smiled at your quick apology. You thought he would leave you alone after that, but no this man clearly had nothing better to do ad he grabbed a chair and sat next to you, talking your ear off. Nothing you could do though, he was your boss after all.

Time flew by quick at least, before you knew it, it was already time for your lunch break. "L/N, have any plans for lunch?" he asked.

"Hm, no do you?"

"Nah you up to grab some coffee with me?"

"Uh sure"

Thomas got up and so did you, the two of you started walking over to a local coffee shop, maybe a 7 - 8 minute walk from work.

You sat down, you had never visited here, despite the fact that you had been working this job for the past 3 years. The place was... cozy. Thomas got up and ordered coffee for the both of you, black coffee for him and a iced-latte for you. He sat down, right in front of you.

The sun hit his skin, his dark curly hair was shining under the light, and you could see all the coils and curls underneath the light. That's when you looked him in the eyes for the first time.

Dang-- he was fine.

You just stared at him.

"Y/N?"

"Yeah, what's up?" you hesitantly responded.

"You seemed to be lost Y/N"

"Lost in your eyes" you mumbled underneath your breath, only loud enough for you to hear.

"What was that?"

"HUH!" you snapped out of it. "Nothing, I just said that our order is ready by now" "Oh yeah" Thomas got up and walked over to the counter.

Why was it just now you realized how fine your boss was?

:)

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Rusticated!!!

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Poe: oh mary Poe: sit down Poe: we have some bad news Poe: it’s about percy Mary Shelley: what about percy Poe: he’s been rusticated

Mary Shelley: the fuck Poe: yes he’s been rusticated Mary Shelley: rusticated for…? Poe: yes rusticated for contumacy Mary Shelley: aw shit, not contumacy! Mary Shelley: aw shit what the fuck

Mary Shelley: level with me Mary Shelley: which of you motherfuckers put him up to this Poe: mary, we had nothing to do- Mary Shelley: he wrote an essay on the necessity of atheism and sent it to the heads of oxford college Mary Shelley: I know one of you fuckers is behind this Mary Shelley: I’m looking at you, wrath james white

Mary Shelley: you’re telling me my boy got rusticated Poe: yes for contumacy Mary Shelley: fucking rusticated for contumacy! Mary Shelley: motherfucking contumacy! Barker: I’m sorry we’re just gonna keep pretending these are real words? Barker: ok sure

Mary Shelley: for real, who put him up to this Mary Shelley: I’m not mad, I just wanna talk Poe: well I don’t want to name names Mary Shelley: I will end you Poe: it was Thomas Jefferson hogg Poe: Thomas Jefferson hogg, he’s the one

Mary Shelley: percy Percy Shelley: yes dear Mary Shelley: did you write an essay on the necessity of atheism and send it to the heads of oxford college Percy Shelley: yes dear Mary Shelley: Mary Shelley: oh my god you fucking stud take me now

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

Drop the Miku Binder TJ rant bestie

okay so like

i was just thinking about it, and, like, i think it's fucking nuts but also really weird how the hamilton fandom (which i'm in but i swear i'm not an uwu lams turtles shipper please) somehow took this CRUSTY, TERF-BANGED, UGLY, OLD, REDHEADED, RAPIST ASS MOTHERFUCKER,

and turned his ugly ass into this.

like damn what the hell- what- how???? okay like yeah, they're using daveed diggs as a base for this bullshit, which, okay, fine, but YOU DID NOT NEED TO ADD THE INFO. The idea itself is funny but also a bit weird, however im 99% sure Diggs himself wore that shirt. However, all of the extra info??? come on. Where'd the fandom get this istg y'all-

Also, also, they did something similar by making John Laurens (gay blonde dumbass) into an UWU turtles boy. ....why. Bi trash coffee gremlin tumblr over-worked sleep-deprived alexander hamilton. like yeah relatable but. why. small bean big sweater uwu innocent boy blushy short james madison. ...why. bro was stubborn and would pick a fight and was the 'fuck you' type of shy.

I just find it wild the fandom made this and it is the entirety of the fandom into one. There's the good sides, there's the bad, and there's this. Which encompasses the ENTIRE. FUCKING. FANDOM.

The fandom has its headcanons, it has its perks, but then you reach the side where everyone is just a wild fucking original character. They don't model the historical figures anymore- they're just OCs with the name 'Philip Hamilton' or 'John Laurens' or god forbid our third U.S president 'Thomas Jefferson' slapped onto it.

I'm also so confused as to how this is what the fandom is known for. We have some good fics, we have hella good art, we have a M U S I C A L , and then the first thought people have of the Ham fandom is Miku Binder Third President Founding Fucker Slaveowner Thomas Jefferson.

I also find it kind of offensive (almost put insluting oh my ufckjg-) that they made a founder become this but like he'd probably be really pissed so please keep fucking up his memory lmao he deserves it

But like... also why. What made them think of this.

Like yeah I write 20k word TR smut but you don't see me drawing it.

You don't see me making him an UWU e-boy.

...Eh I probably would for shits and giggles tbh

But like this is founding father Thomas Jefferson. Third Pres. Second VP. First Sec. of State. And he is a furry, ex-cocaine addict. Also btw do they mean John Laurens or John Adams as the former drug dealer part because neither are better but it'd really help

Also bro literally raped his 14 year old slave and had like 6 kids with her. He had her room DIRECTLY NEXT TO HIS. He RAPED HIS DEAD WIFE'S HALF-SISTER. AND HE'S A SAD UWU MAN WHO DID NOTHING WRONG?

Let's not forget this same person made a post saying Lizzie (the Queen) would be reincarnated as a horse when she died. I'm serious. Deadass.

However, it's also funny as fuck because this entire thing is a tarnish to Jefferson and I fucking HATE that bastard so like good job lol

At the same time though it's still super weird??? But insane??? Because how did this become one of the Tumblr exclusives??? like it's Tumblr history at this point. Twitter history. You cannot express any like for the Hamilton musical before you get the 'have you seen miku binder thomas jefferson' and it's like 'well shit'.

But also remember: THIS IS NOT AN OC TO FUCK AROUND WITH. Hamilton the Musical specifically gave you and presented you the founder. Thomas Jefferson. Played by Daveed Diggs. Just because it is played by a POC, but also modernized, and vastly different from the actual founder and President, does not mean that at its core it is NOT STILL THE SAME PERSON.

If you name it Thomas Jefferson, if you use the presentation of him given by Daveed Diggs, you are still using that white fucking slave-owning racist motherfucker, and that's the point of it all.

I find it stupid but funny but also insane, and I wouldn't care, unless I KNEW IT WAS SERIOUS. The artist made it seriously. They made John Laurens. They made Philip Hamilton. They did this seriously.

but like also look at this lmao

This meme of Thomas Jefferson in a Hatsune Miku binder really got trending on Twitter at one point

It's an infamous, hellish, classic meme of both Tumblr and the Hamilton fandom, and it deserves what attention it's got, but Jesus please never unironically make shit like this again, Hamilfans, we're stained by this we don't need another😭🔫

EDIT:

i have more

So like, I just remembered: it kinda romanticizes these guys??? The musical??? so like don't get me wrong i love the music but... it puts them into this light. This pink light. It paints Hamilton as an abolitionist who was outspoken about it. When, in reality, dude traded and sold slaves for his in-laws + wasn't all that outspoken about it + was against immigrants or migrants, WHEN DUDE WAS FROM THE ISLANDS. HE HAD SCOTTISH BLOOD. AND HE'S AGAINST IT? Hypocrisy at its finest.

Washington also owned slaves and ran his own plantation too, so he's not off the hook. Madison, the 'uwu small bean' of the fandom, also owned slaves and ran a plantation. So the main people of this entire fiasco are slave-owners. Perfect. But also I've heard Ron Chernow's book on Hamilton, the entire start of the musical, is a bit biased to Ham himself, so...

You could be saying 'but FDRsduckfloaty, Sally is mentioned!' yes. But however, not enough. Not more. It's not even implied more than potentially ONCE what he did, and I'm not sure it ever was! Cabinet battle 3 states it flat-out but it was cut. For your info, Ben Franklin and John Adams are the only two you can really like in the slavery aspect. Ben bought them but let them go for their freedom, and John detested slavery and was against it. Never owned one.

Jefferson did add a slavery clause to the declaration but it was discarded, and he didn't fight half as much as he could have. Maybe he did and since it was the 1700s he didn't have a lot of support, but surely he could've done something like, I don't know, call it out after his terms? Once you're done gaining your second term and out of office, they can't do shit to it or your presidency, since it's over.

So the musical itself has its own problem and the fandom is even worse. It blatantly disregards that a LOT. A hella lot of the amrev fandom + a small part of the ham fandom has called TJeffs out for it but I mean can we please not make shit like Miku Binder Jefferson and act like he wasn't an actual child rapist???

This video does pretty well at it. I will admit the tagline 'America then, told by America now' almost sends shivers down my spine for what it really means. But then again I find men not knowing they'd make it down into the history books for starting the world's global power and the world's economic powerhouse pretty interesting. Doing something big and knowing it's historical, but not that it's going to form a very, VERY large country, where you'll be honored down the road and called a Founding Father of an entire nation? Signing papers and not knowing they're the founding stones of a country and still looked up to today? Intriguing.

But like still fuck Thomas Jefferson lmao

there's a lot more videos on it that dig deep, but the point is, that Hamilton is a good musical with good songs but it's also very... complex, and a bit problematic, Thomas Jefferson is a little bitch, and you should stan 1776 before you ever stan Hamilton. 1776 does not do this. It is much more realistic. 1776 has Benjamin Franklin and that's an immediate win. Be more like a 1776, be less like a Hamilton.

[codeisdying]

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INTRO ˎˊ˗

⪼ 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘤

haigh my name is codeisdying or just code

I AM A MINOR

i have a bf

i type exceptionally dry sometimes, but if im excited then you'll be able to tell

i have personality issues, sometimes ill act like a ":3, coolz!!, uwu" kid, sometimes ill act like a "ok, idc, good for u?" kid, or sometimes it could be anything else (bad examples)

suspected autism! not self diagnosing, but i have some common traits from my parents

sometimes i act out or block people randomly or rant

i speak irish (not entirely fluent) and english

⪼ 𝘋𝘕𝘐

• WSS, dream supporters, pedos, necros, zoos, objectum (?), bashful people or haters, etc average dni addons, rage baiters

(FOR MESSAGING) anyone who uses over the top emojis (sparkle emoji.), people who try to hard to be funny, floptok people, if you try too hard to be cool that its embarrassing, annoying people, extremely clingy people, people stuck in any side of 2020, people who can't understand a joke, the type of people that headcanon every single character as "autistic, trans, gay, nonbinary, *seven different ethnicitys*, has a boyfriend when is clearly straight, ships two straight guy friends with eachother", basically everyone who is annoying really

⪼ 𝘋𝘐

• dsmp fans, CANON!wilbur fans, jschlatt fans, neurodivergent people, mentally unstable/ill people

⪼ 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘴

adventure time, dreamsmp, house MD, spiderverse, marvel, xmen, cod, fnaf/dsaf, dc, suicide squad/birds of prey, song of the sea, red dead redemption, henry danger, harry potter, let him go roblox, isle of dogs, fantastic mr fox, chuckle sandwich, eboys, the boys yt, zigzag yt, lunchclub..., soothouse, bad guys, puss in boots, bojack, mha, a silent voice, derry girls, basement yard, sonic, undertale/deltarune, pshyco cuties, the lorax, dialtown, piss peregrines home for peculiar children, pokemon, the lion king, your friendly neighbourhood spiderman, detroit become human, hamilton, heathers, the greatest showman, pibble, edward scissorhands, the perks of being a wallflower, terry pratchett, studio ghibli, a series of unfortunate events, dead plate

⪼ 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴

finn, fern, flame princess, BMO, c!jschlatt, c!quackity, c!revivebur, c!technoblade, miles morales, aaron burr, thomas jefferson, DEWEY DENOUMENT!, wilson, wolverine, gambit, cyclops, harley quinn, henry hart, michael afton, foxy, william afton, josiah trelawny, bill williamson, broken spawn, mr fox, mimikyu, dr masacrik, shoya, karen jones, vince

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d4vd (seen live), james marriot, wilbur soot, sign crushes motorist (etc liam mckay), radiohead, jack stauber, corpse, big thief, adrianne lenker, mccafferty, the front bottoms, crywank, tv girl, phoebe bridgers, bo burnham, frank ocean, montell fish, gigi perez, have a nice life, lizard in the spring, mgmt, usher, pitbull, kanye west, kneecap (seeing live in december!), kevin gates, harry styles, drake, tyler the creator, childish gambino, xxxtentacion, lil peep, juice wrld, the band ghost, jutty taylor, playboi carti, kwite, noah kahan, zach bryan, the weeknd, bruno mars, rob zombie, system of a down, dead kennedys, the living tombstone, derivakat, msi, los campesinos

[naynokkori]

I HATE THOMAS JEFFERSON SOOOO BAD I HATE THAT STINKY REDHEAD BOY UGHHHGG

[fetchmearum420]

What do 1776 characters give up for lent?

John Adams: he’s too stubborn to give anything up

Benjamin Franklin: partying so much (though this took great effort)

John Dickinson: he tried to give up insulting Adams but that didn’t even last an hour

Edward Rutledge: he doesn’t gaf about lent

John Hancock: he tried to give up sweating but he soon realized it’s impossible

Stephen Hopkins: he didn’t even go 10 minutes without rum

Thomas Jefferson: his violin

Charles Thomson: he doesn’t have anything to give up

Richard Henry Lee: he tried to give up the Lee puns but failed immediate-LEE

James Wilson: see Thomson

Lyman Hall: he’s a good boy and gives up any unhealthy foods

Thomas McKean: his musket, which is very difficult

Caesar Rodney: his dignity

George Read: he tries to stop rolling his eyes but that lasted until Adams opened his mouth

Roger Sherman: see Lyman Hall

Samuel Chase: he tried to give up pork chops but he failed and ate 69,000 of them and he became so obtuse that he had to be taken to the hospital in an army tank. (This is a story I created in chat gpt. Inside joke)

Lewis Morris: he abstained courteously from giving anything up

Josiah Bartlett: see Lyman and Roger

Joseph Hewes: don’t even ask him to give up deep sea fishing

Robert Livingston: he has a zillion kids, he can’t give up shit

John Witherspoon: practically everything since he’s a reverend

Abigail Adams: sewing

Martha Jefferson: nothing, she’s a bad ass

Andrew McNair: he actually gave up saying Sweet Jesus but he said it in his sleep and it counted as a fail

Courier: crying. Didn’t work.

[jittyjames]

I promise I’m not asking you to commit to writing any of these for whumptober but do you have any instinctive ideas or pairings for any of the prompts? 😁 any that you’ve read and your immediate reaction is it should be this pair, or this fandom?

sure thing! i have a list of my first instincts and ideas for most of the prompts, so here's the first rough draft of my masterpost! (subject to change, of course!) if anyone has any specific ideas, tho, or things they want to see, feel free to let me know!

Day 1: Search Party + Panic Attack — Jesus Christ Superstar — When Jesus disappears without a word to the disciples, Judas and Mary take it upon themselves to go looking for him as days turn to weeks. 

Day 2: Role Reversal — Twenty One Pilots · Trenchler — The Torchbearer is taken by DEMA as a way to lure Clancy back to them.

Day 3: Wrongfully Arrested — Jesus Christ Superstar · Jesus/Mary/Judas — Jesus rushes to save Judas from being punished in a way he doesn't deserve.

Day 4: Hallucinations — Hamilton — Alexander and Washington find themselves in the clutches of a cruel soldier. His experiments leave the two in quite a predicament.

Day 5: Heatstroke — Hamilton — The heat of battle is only made worse by the oppressive summer sun. Aaron Burr finds himself faltering. 

Day 6: Not Realizing They're Injured — Jesus Christ Superstar— After a horrible riot breaks out, not everyone is as unscathed as it seems.

Day 7: "It's Us Or Them." — 9-1-1 — Buck ends up in the hospital after making a choice.

Day 8: Sleep Deprivation — Hamilton · Hamburr — As Alexander and Aaron push through a high-stakes murder case that bring up bad memories for the both of them, the lack of sleep causes something else to brew between them.

Day 9: Obsession — Hamilton · Hamburr · Modern — Aaron runs into trouble when a mysterious man takes an interest in him. 

Day 10: Blow To The Head + Slurred Words + “I Can’t Think Straight.” — Mindhunter — In a questioning gone wrong, Holden is left reeling. Quite literally.

Day 11: Seeing Double + Loneliness — Hamilton — For just a moment, Alexander thinks he's looking at someone who can't possibly be there.

Day 12: Starvation + “Just A Little More.” — Jesus Christ Superstar · Jesus/Judas — Judas takes issue with having when others have not.

Day 14: Blackmail— Hamilton — When Alexander's secrets are being held by his political enemies, he will do everything he can to ensure they never get out. [Continuation of Keep Me (And My Secrets)]

Day 15: Childhood Trauma — Jesus Christ Superstar (Arena) · Jesus/Judas — Mary reflects on her life as she watches Judas’ fall apart. 

Day 17: Nowhere Else To Go — Hamilton — Thomas Jefferson finds a bleeding Hamilton on his doorstep.

Day 18: Revenge + Loss Of Identity + Unreliable Narrator — Jesus Christ Superstar · Jesus/Judas — Judas finds Jesus with blood on his hands.

Day 19: Abandoned Cabin + Blood Trail — Mindhunter — Holden is taken by an unsub.

Day 20: Giving Permission To Die — Hamilton · Hamliza — Eliza and Alex have one last conversation.

Day 21: Spirit Possession + Body Horror — Jesus Christ Superstar · Jesus/Mary/Judas — Jesus had cast out demons from many people over the course of his ministry. But it’s just different when it’s someone he loves. 

Day 22: Reopening Wounds — Mindhunter — The aftermath of all the events with that principal leave Holden burning with a need for justice, no matter how obsessive it seems.

Day 23: Forced Choice + Public Display — Jesus Christ Superstar · Jesus/Judas —  Amuse Me (Fuck or Die Fic)

Day 24: “I Never Knew Daylight Could Be So Violent.” — Hamilton — How can the sun still rise when so much horror has come to pass? How can the world still spin?

Day 26: Nightmares + Breakfast Table — Hamilton · Modern — Aaron's daughter is always hanging around that Hamilton kid. He doesn't mind it as much as he pretends to— Philip is a sweet boy, after all, and it gives Aaron the excuse he needs to see his former friend despite bridges being burned to a crisp. But when Aaron get's a phone call one stormy night, everything changes.

Day 30: Recovery + Hospital Bed + "What Have I Done?" — Hamilton · Jamilton—  After an attempt brought on by something Thomas said, he's left to pick up the pieces of a broken Hamilton.

[monstrsball]

kennedy ex-boyfriend facts:

was against seat belt laws

was also against speed limits

once sped up on a residential street with me and my 10 year old cousin in the car bc i thought he was going too fast. he thought this was funny

antifeminism <- yes i continued dating him for a year after learning this. I Know. i was eighteen and had low self esteem 😔

elon musk fan boy

we broke up after he got upset with me because i said i thought thomas jefferson was a bad person bc he owned slaves [obviously this argument was the straw that broke the camel's back]

[sorchathered]

Sarah I apologize for this being so sudden, the frat boy shenanigans have struck again (lol).

-I should've touched on it earlier, but it must be known that in 1985, Thomas Rainwater helped lead the "great tee-pee" wars against the Alpha Betas. The boys literally bought four pallets of toilet paper from Costco and used it to tee-pee the Alpha Beta house. It was also his idea to get the guys in full war paint and do the Tusken Raider yells

-The guys woke up one winter morning to find a bison.......a fucking BISON......grazing in their front yard. They promptly turned and went back in the house

-Royal found a pair of dachshunds, a male and a female, in a box on the sidewalk one day. He took'em back after nobody had claimed them and they officially became the "frat dogs". The male was named Buster and the female became "Weezy". John got the idea to name her both after the mom from The Jeffersons and because she had a slight wheeze whenever she coughed. They were the best house mascots EVER so imagine their surprise when Royal looked at their spot under the stairs one morning and saw that Weezy had puppies

-These guys have seen all the original Star Wars movies. They had the same collection of VHS tapes and those were ones that they almost wore out. They know The Empire Strikes Back line for line

-If you're familiar with "Revenge Of The Nerds", the Delta Taus in this era had their own version of Ogre. This guy though? This guy's name was "Tank", a refrigerator sized manimal native to the great state of Maine. His son "Moose" ended up joining the Delta Taus when Rhett Abbott, Kayce Dutton and Bob Floyd were all a part of it. Like father, like son

-The guys had their own version of the Bene Gesserit "Litany Against Fear". They called it "The Litany For Beer", recited by every Delta Tau before a rager

-The guys were still very much at war with the Alpha Betas who seriously were more trouble than they were worth. John, Royal, Wayne and Thomas decided they had to do something after those assholes tore up the flower beds that they had helped their art history professor plant after she moved into her house. One of their neighbors who lived off campus was a very, very salty Vietnam vet who basically taught them everything they needed to know. He helped them rig up a giant hole, rope and net snares (nothing that would hurt'em of course) and a whole bunch of other stuff. The professor gave the entire Delta Tau fraternity straight As for the entire semester

Girl I’m dyingggg, a freaking bison?! I want to be apart of this universe so bad I can’t even tell you how much I cackle over these stories!!

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

Not sure if youre still doing this, but if you are

🖊 + Either James or Silas? I'd love to hear more about them!

HELL YEAH BABYYYYYYYYY THIS is gonna get long REALY quick. I want to talk about my murderous baby boy Silas, since I need to flesh James out more. I hope that's okay!

(TW: mentions for abuse, poison and murder)

Sweet like Sugar, Deadly like Poison: France's Adored Actor - Silas Tueuse:

FIRST IDEAS:

Baby!!!! Baby boy!!! He was actually the first design/idea I created before Mandisa, Raquelle, James, Lacrimosa and Celeste. He was also my first time trying to draw with the Lackadaisy character references! (i.e. the blue circles/heads, the sketching style, etc.)

He was a character that I just knew wasn't going to be a good guy. He just had the vibes of "antagonist" written all over him. Though he didn't always start out this way

His last name was originally going to be Mallory, meaning "unfortunate" in French. However, I switched it over to Tueuse, the meaning of quite literally "slayer" or "killer".

He was based off of a Savannah Cat breed! I didn't know which cat to do at first, but once I settled on it, I immediately had an idea and color palette in mind. Below is an example of the cat I referenced.

^this was the main design I used, but I wanted to keep it simplified.

Silas was purposely made to look feminine! He is not trans, but he is homoromantic demisexual! While his killing techniques include flirting and seducing, it is NOT out of pure love. It is only a manipulation tactic before he slips poison into someone's food or drink.

His voice claim, especially with THAT hair, is Daveed Diggs. He just RADIATES Thomas Jefferson/Lafayette-Hamilton vibes (since they're the same person lmaooo)

I also wanted a bit of a counterpart from the Savoy Siblings, I guess! That's why I made Silas and Raquelle :)

FACTS/HEADCANONS:

He is Raquelle Tueuse's older brother, and he takes after his father more than his mother. He speaks more English than French, but he is fluent in both.

He always had a passion for acting! He just knew it was his calling.

His father actually encouraged his passion for acting, and even gave him a few Shakespeare books, as well as other classic literature.

He is double jointed....self projecting here lmao-

He is travelling from France to all across America in search for "business", with his sister by his side. In reality, he's just going off, killing any target Lacrimosa gives him when in Hotel Maribel. (Mirabel Hotel?? HELP???)

When his father died, so did a piece of him, his sister and mother. His mother became rather abusive, and a belligerent drunk.

His first kill was unfortunately his mother one night, when she was hitting Silas and Raquelle, ultimately hurting them. When Silas killed his mother, it was fourteen years ago, when he was fifteen.

He is very protective of his sister, and very understanding to her mental struggles. He tries his best to be present.

His comfort food is Cassoulet! It's a French stew that includes Haricot beans with meat: you can use pork, sausages, goose, duck, lamb or mutton for the meat portion!

He would happily kill for his sister, and die for her too. That's just a given.

He collects daggers, classic literature, and also eyeliner.

ROLES/PURPOSE/OTHER STUFF:

He is the left hand man for Lacrimosa, and often works with Mandisa too.

He's the supporting antagonist, though I do see him more as an anti-hero.

Once he's in the right group of people, he is that ball of energy, yet at the same time he's such a sweetheart deep down...if it weren't counting on his multiple murders. While he's a sweetheart, this does NOT condone his behavior. He is still technically a bad person since he murdered a lot of people.

Cyanide is his poison of choice: quick, effective, deadly. He would then use any weapon (knife, gun, pool stick, any potentially dangerous object in the room) and kill his target.

If it were 2023, his song would be UH OH! by Sub Urban and BENEE.

^my entire thought process when Silas

buuuuut yeah!!! This is my boy Silas Tueuse, whom I love, and is near and dear to my heart. He deserves a good mother figure in his life :<

[hagatha-christie]

Books in June, whatever

The bad:

Triple Duty Bodyguards by Lily Gold - I have to admire her “work smarter not harder” mentality because I have read two of her books now and every character is exactly the same from book to book with like 2 details changed about their physical appearance. I had essentially a 2 day long panic attack and my brain was on hyperdrive and this literally made me stop thinking any thoughts for the 5 hours it took to read this so like, do with that what you will.

Something Spectacular by Alexis Hall - the sequel to a pretty mediocre Alexis Hall book but in this one oh my GOD the romance didn’t work for me at all. We were constantly told how interesting and captivating the love interest was but I cannot tell you a single thing about them other than they’re an opera singer. V boring, only finished it because the friend group dynamic was fun

The fine: Killadelphia, Vol. 1-3 by Rodney Barnes - cool concept but it kind of felt like the author was like a 12 year old kid who didn’t know when to stop. “What if there’s vampires in Philadelphia right now and former president John Adams is one and so is his wife! And so is Thomas Jefferson! And Sally Hemings is too but she and Abigail Adams are in love! And then Tituba shows up and she’s a WEREWOLF.” These are all things that happened, I will not be continuing.

Radium Girls by Cy - another graphic novel bc I was on a kick this month? Anyway the art is cool but the translation from French to English is not great and kind of distracting!

She Drives Me Crazy by Kelly Quindlen - what if we pretend to date for Reasons and you’re the cheerleading captain and I’m a basketball player and we kiss and we’re both girls? V cute v fun

We Could Be So Good by Cat Sebastian - what if we’re best friends working at the same paper in the 1950s and I move into your apartment after my fiance leaves me for another man and then we kiss and fall in love and we’re both boys? V cute v sweet

The good/great:

Your Driver is Waiting by Priya Guns - viscerally sweaty and dirty and ANGRY but in a good way. Also made ME angry which I thought was a sign of good writing. Read for a little bit of catharsis if you’re upset that you’re fuckin broke and will always be fuckin broke bc nothing seems to get better and you kind of want to set something on fire, just a little bit, as a treat.

Pardon My Heart by Marcus Jackson - really honest poetry about Black masculinity that’s sweet and heartbreaking. Favorite poems were the title poem, and the three poems at the end that are about Jackson’s wife and how much he loves her.

The Woods, Vol. 1-9 by James Tynion IV - scratched the Stranger Things itch in my brain. Twisty and never went the way I thought it would. Loved these characters and their journeys!

Sweeney Astray, translated by Seamus Heaney - this weird-ass book from the 17th century was a WILD ride and I loved every second of it. Read it more for the historical info rather than its literary merit, if that makes sense? Sweeney gets cursed by a Christian king for being a dick and spends the entire book wandering the Irish countryside, eating watercress, and insisting that no one wants him around even when several of his family members say “WE WANT YOU AROUND”

Bitter Root, Vol. 1-3 by David F. Walker - read if you liked Ring Shout because the premise is so similar! The art style was great and I liked how expansive the world was. Great characters and a great storyline.

Electric Arches by Eve L. Ewing - fuck Eve Ewing for being so GODDAMN talented, it makes me sick, please read this.

Currently reading: The Devil’s Element by Dan Egan, which gave me like 4 more solid examples of the British Empire being fucking monsters (and American companies causing so much environmental harm and then saying it’s too expensive to fix)

[designaday]

Ultimate Playlist: Men’s Names, John

If you have guessed that “John” is the most popular man’s name in song, well, you’re close. Here are twelve songs about John.

Big Bad John by Jimmy Dean I don’t usually include country songs, but this one skyrocketed to number one on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1961. It won a Grammy for Best Country & Western Recording the next year.

Uncle John’s Band by Grateful Dead The lyrics of this song reference several folk and bluegrass tunes that the band members liked. It became their first chart hit, reaching 69, and is included in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s “500 Songs that Shaped Rock and Roll.”

Dear John by Taylor Swift Taylor wrote this song about her short-lived relationship with the singer-songwriter John Mayer. She utilized guitar slurring in the instrumentals, a technique favored by Mayer.

Sit Down, John by Sherman Edwards From the musical 1776 about the events leading up to the signing of the Declaration of Independence, this song finds John Adams frustrated due to Congress refusing to debate his proposals on independence, let alone consider them. The other delegates implore John to sit down.

The Adams Administration by Lin Manuel Miranda In the more recent musical to feature John Adams, Hamilton is fired by Adams and publishes an inflammatory critique of the new president. Hamilton’s words reference the aforementioned 1776 song: “Sit down, John, you fat mother–[BLEEP]."

But, Mr. Adams by Sherman Edwards One more song from 1776 repeatedly refers to John Adams as Benjamin Franklin, Roger Sherman, Robert Livingston, and Thomas Jefferson all argue with him about who should draft the Declaration of Independence.

Sloop John B by The Beach Boys Originally titled “The John B. Sails,” this Bahamian folk song was first published in 1916. The Kingston Trio recorded it in 1958 with the title, “The Wreck of the John B.” The Beach Boys recorded Brian Wilson’s adaptation in 1966 for their groundbreaking album Pet Sounds. It was their fastest selling song to date, with over half a million sales in less than two weeks. Rolling Stone ranked it at 276 on “The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time."

John Barbour by Great Big Sea A king asks his daughter why she looks sad, and she explains that she misses her true love. When the king learns that the man is merely one of his sailors, he vows to hang him. But when he sees the striking young man, he asks John if he’ll marry his daughter and take charge of his lands. Oh, but wait for John’s reply.

John Donne by Michael Clem Referencing the poem “The Sun Rising” by John Donne, Clem complains about the sun waking him in the morning. He wasn’t much of a morning person in his Sophomore year of college when he had to attend a poetry class at 10:00 am.

John Lee Supertaster by They Might Be Giants In the intro to the song, John Flansburgh says, “When I was 39 years old, I heard a story. I found out that there're people walking among us who have superpowers. These people are called Supertasters. To a Supertaster, bitter fruits taste far more bitter, and sweets far more sweet. Then, just a few months ago, I had the chance to meet a real, live Supertaster named John Lee. And this is his true story."

John The Revelator by John Mellencamp Originally recorded by the gospel-blues musician Blind Willie Johnson in 1930, the song refers to John of Patmos who wrote the Book of Revelation in the Bible. Many artists have recorded versions of the song, including Depeche Mode, Jerry Garcia, The White Stripes, and Santana.

Piano Man by Billy Joel When Joel was trying to get out of his recording contract with Family Productions, he worked as a lounge musician in Los Angeles from 1972 to 1973. This song relates his real-life experiences in that role. It became his first major hit and his signature song. It has been inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame and selected for preservation in the National Recording Registry in the Library of Congress. I like to think of it as my birthday present, as it peaked at number 25 on the Billboard Hot 100 in April 1974.

[roadtogracelandx45]

Good Girls|1| Hamilton Musical AU

masterlist

@prettyinpayne

June 1775 

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 

"General, are you sure this is a good idea? Me being with you?" Alice Dandridge Bassett asked as she followed her uncle George towards the hall where Congress was meeting to appoint a commander in chief to the Continental Army. George Washington, due to his experience in the French Indian War, was in the running.

'You wanted out of Virginia didn't you?' He asked as he stopped his strides to look at her. Alice had come to stay with him and Martha shortly before his stepdaughter, Patsy passed away from a seizure, and both girls had big dreams of getting out of Virginia and doing something good for not only themselves but for the cause. Alice especially wanted to do something after she had seen one of the boys near where she grew up get killed by several redcoats. 

“Yes, but.” 

“But what? Are you scared Ali?” He asked, his hand going to her elbow to pull her out of the way from the men walking briskly down the street, some of them adverting their eyes when they saw Washington, others wanting to linger to shake his hand but seeing him with his niece and how firm he looked caused them to stray.

“Yes.” 

“Sometimes,  sweetheart, it’s best to do things scared. It’s the only way to do something.”

“Is that what you did when you came upon the men that were going to kill you and your men when the French and Indian War started?” 

George nodded and turned on his heel, still holding onto her elbow, to finish the walk toward the hall where they were meeting. 

Alice knew that he was right and at the end of the day, she would follow him wherever she needed to, not just for her Aunt but for herself. She couldn’t live with herself if something bad happened to George and she couldn’t help him like when Patsy died.  

She never wanted to feel that helpless ever again. His yells and Martha’s cries and seeing her cousin’s prone twisted body in George’s arms haunted her dreams most nights and she never, ever wanted to live something like that again unless she had to.   She knew too that because she was a woman she had no place in the Army as a soldier and she didn’t want to fight like that.  She didn’t think she would ever be able to kill anyone even if it was a British soldier.  

Thomas Jefferson was waiting outside for George to arrive and was surprised when he saw Alice standing at his elbow, curiously looking around the area. Her fear was temporarily replaced by curiosity. “General Washington, it's good to see you again.” He greeted the general, holding his hand out to the general, who took it briefly. “Thomas.” 

“And who is this lovely young lady?” he asked. He felt he knew who she was, but he wanted the general's verbal confirmation. 

“This is my niece, Alice.” He said, “Alice, this is Thomas Jefferson.”   

Leery of the other man, Alice looked at her uncle and then at Jefferson before hesitantly extending her hand for him to take: “It’s nice to meet you, Mr. Jefferson.”  

“The pleasure is all mine, darling.” He said as he raised her hand to his lips to kiss the back.

 George watched the exchange, torn between wanting to tease his niece for looking embarrassed and wanting to rip her hand away from Thomas and reminding him that she was still a teenager and that he was married.  Martha would never forgive him if anything happened to Alice while she was with him especially not with Thomas Jefferson. A man who Martha had a love-hate relationship with. 

Alice took her hand back from him and stepped closer to her uncle. Something about him seemed off, and she couldn’t put her finger on it. 

“How are Martha and the children?” George asked, drawing attention back to him and away from his niece. It hit Alice why she didn’t like Jefferson because of this. She had grown up seeing her parents, aunt, and uncle very much in love and loyal to each other, and she knew she wanted that. 

The other man paused, surprised that the other man remembered. “They are good. We were sorry to hear about the loss of Patsy.”  

The General tensed while his niece closed her eyes tightly and pressed her lips together. It had been almost 3 years since Patsy had passed and it was still hard on them all. 

“And we were happy to hear of Jacky’s wedding.” The other man went on, his eyes trained on the two, they had heard rumors that either the General or Mrs. Washington had been happy about the marriage, especially with Jack and his wife being under 18. From the looks of it, Sweet Alice didn’t like it either.  The General was stopped from saying anything else as John Adams came out of the building to get them to come inside. “General, I’m going to the library.” She had seen the library that was a street away when they first arrived in Philadelphia and was curious to see what books they had. 

Girls her age normally didn’t have much education other than basic writing and reading skills coupled with finishing school, but her father wanted to make sure his daughters had the best education he could afford to give them. Martha and the General both kept up when she went to stay with them. More often than that, George would find her asleep in his armchair in his study with a book on her lap. 

Philip Schuyler, who had joined his staff a few weeks before, stepped up and placed a hand on her lower back, “General, my daughter Eliza and I will keep her company and keep her out of trouble.”  

George nodded his head in silent thanks and looked at his niece, “Behave yourself, Alice.” 

 “Yes sir.”  Her mouth twitched like she knew that she wouldn’t behave to save her life. She had a wild streak about her and she liked to embrace it.  Washington gave her a firm look before following Jefferson and Adams into the building.  

“Come, Miss Bassett. I am sure you and my Eliza will be good friends.”