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[wolsalwastaken]

Tumblr coming out swinging with this ad

[reyrapidsbutgayer]

You guys wanna see my favorite examples of "Marketing team with no furries on it trying to market to furries."?

Well too bad here there are anyway.

[chase-omega]

Sometimes a good game will have bad marketing that misrepresents what the game is about. This either hurts the game's chances of success, or worse, attracts the wrong kind of crowd completely. Can you think of a game like that?

[conkreetmonkey]

So is the location of the piss fountain Inkling statue known, or has it been lost to time? It's a true work of art and it needs to be preserved.

[lo-destroyer-of-gender]

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Side effects may include making a massive bloody mess and framing a depressed twink for murder. They definitely include dying.

[skrungly-little-faun]

I'm losing my mind. They really said how do we represent the testicles being in pain? And fucking omae wa mou shindeiru'd it

[mbrainspaz]

Today in ‘3rd time I’ve seen this stupid new ad in 5 minutes’ 👀

[gloochi]

Y'know, I get the feeling this isn't actually how you remove ads. 😅

[cockmcstuffins]

christ the fucking clown is here now i already lived through this once

[firespirited]

In funnier news, on instagram for mobile I got an ad for the Mario film where they interview Charlie Day and Chris Pratt (with french subtitles) and the replies were gold.

“Chris Pratt not even in my film, give us an interview with the french voice actor for Mario!!”

“Dying of laughter, why would you advertise your crap film with people who aren’t in it. Balls to what Pratt has to say. He’s not our Mario.”

“I took my kids, fell asleep a few times but seemed ok what i saw of it”

“Which coked up ad exec greenlit this advert? They do know anywhere non anglophone don’t get the ‘rican voices right? Do americans even think about other languages?”

[gaypineappppppple]

Just remembered this gem I found for an advertising class last year

[shitpostroundhouse]

This is an insult to Tina Turner. :(

[conkreetmonkey]

#1 thing every student must know: how to become white

[embervoices]

@staff

A view of how I am currently using Tumblr to get around the literally nauseating wiggly Y2K post-it that demands my attention every few seconds:

I am literally expanding my window sideways until there's enough space around the crappy little thing that I can shove it offscreen.

I have no idea what your campaign is for. It appears to be a campaign to drive me off of Tumblr.

[burn-your-face-upon-the-chrome]

@staff is there anything I can do BESIDES "go ad free" to avoid seeing horrific gore?

[mbrainspaz]

*goes for a walk in the park casually wearing both of these*