first day as a small-town sherif and you discover that some of the convicts you're transporting managed to escape in the night and since the penalty for letting prisoners escape is death, and the penalty for being late because you were looking for escaped prisoners is also death, you decide to free ALL of them and go hide out in the wilderness for a bit, except the convicts are super grateful so they make you their leader and it turns out they're decent guys who were exploited by a tyrannical government, so long story short you're crowd-sourcing for a peasant uprising and would anyone like to chip in?
3650th day and due to a series of unforeseen events you are now the emperor and founder of the han dynasty.
i hope i'm not too late to offer up my miku! i've been so happy to see all the muslim mikus floating around, so here's a miku dear to my own heart: hui chinese miku!
"Lap 1 incident is definitely the worst thing as a driver. Was feeling alright last night, and escited for a good day today but it kind of all fell away straight away. Yeah, there's like this massive build-up and you feel like you have now got all this energy I don't really know what to do with. That's obviously racing, iit happens. Yeah just watching Yuki now and see what we can learn from that. I test on Tuesday, so I'll get back the laps I lost today."
thinking of that one world stars strip where yao just casually confirms to kiku that he can talk to animals and kiku was genuinely surprised like he hasn’t had thousands of years worth of time to learn this information
Happy birthday to my beautiful sun precious angel sweet little puppy Cheng Xiaoshi!!! Qiao Ling is cooking him delicious rice noodles with quail eggs and braised beef shank!! Lu Guang is buying him a slice of black sesame cream cake and it is such a big, fluffy, flavorful slice!! They both chipped in to buy their lovely angel a special antique camera that Qiao Ling tracked down on the internet and Lu Guang (attempted to) haggle for!! Cheng Xiaoshi is feeling so so loved and happy and they're also taking him to a SHIBA INU CAFE!! He is literally getting doggy piled by three full-grown shibas (and four puppies) and chortling as we speak!!!
i think is really funny when tgcf fans on twit / tt straight up lie about the original text because ??? gnc gay men make them uncomfortable i guess. 爱妻 is not a gender-neutral term lmfao xie lian is a WIFE!! put some respect on his name