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the checkup

summary: your regular doctor wasn’t in the day of your checkup, so you proceeded your appointment with his fill in…

cw: hospital sex

word count: 2.5k

you weren’t really the type that would go to get a check up every month, but you decided last week that it needed to change. you called the hospital and made an appointment for the man that’s been your doctor since you were in high school, dr. zeke, and made sure it was on a day you were absolutely free so you weren’t late.

when the day came you threw on some calm clothes before driving over to the nearby hospital for your checkup. as you parked your car, you put in one of your airpods and called your friend sasha on facetime since you knew it was a hit or miss when it came to waiting room time. “sup hoe” she mumbled, her phone set up at her vanity while she did her makeup. “sup biatch i’m finna check in real quick” you said before approaching the front desk. “hi what can i do for ya!” the overly happy lady at the desk asked. “m’here for my appointment. y/n l/n?” the woman gave you a small nod while searching you up on her computer to check you in. “you’re here for dr. zeke correct?” you nodded your head. “he’s not in today, but we can put you in for another doctor if that’s okay with you”

why would they not call you to let you know that? you would've been said no and not wasted gas to get here. you didn’t let the annoyance reach your face as you gave the lady a half smile before speaking. “and how long will be take?” the lady looked at her screen again? probably looking at how many other patients were under the replacement. “hmmm not long at all. there’s only one person ahead of you” you nodded your head before telling the lady you’ll take it. as you waited in your chair, you and sasha talked about random things to pass the time.

“yea he was real fine too. short hair, tattoos all over his body, strong arms, and the sexiest grills i ever seen on a man. and his accent? y/nnn i wanted to eat him furreal.” you giggled as you listened to your friend drool over this mysterious bartender she met a couple nights ago. “did you get his number or anything?” you asked. sasha gave you a “duhh” look before holding up a napkin with digits on it. “you know i had t’get that numberrrrr. can’t hold it in the camera too long tho. ion want you to try n steal em” you rolled your eyes as sasha threw the napkin back in her vanity drawer.

“miss l/n?” you lifted your head towards the lady peeking in the waiting room. “that’s me” you said, standing up before you approached the women. “aight sash i gotta go.” you mumbled before hanging up the phone. the woman had you follow her to one of the empty rooms, letting you sit down and get yourself situated before speaking. “okay so m’just gonna check your breathing, hearing, and sight. along with your blood pressure s’that okay?” you nodded your head, letting the women do her job without complaint. when she finished she grabbed her clipboard and headed out the room, telling you the doctor would be there shortly before exiting.

it was only about a five minute wait before your eyes were graced with a beautiful sight. dr. zeke has always been handsome to you, but the man before you right now quickly put him in the back of your mind. “hi, i’m dr. onyankopon jackson. you can call me dr. o, dr. j, dr. oj, it really don’t matter t’me as long as you comfortable.” this man had to be no more than two or three years older than you, fresh taper fade on his head, and shiny clear glasses that sat beautifully on his big nose. “miss? miss you alright” he said, genuine concern adorning his features as his dark brown eyes looked you over repeatedly.

you finally snapped out of your trance, sitting up straighter on the exam table as you gave the doctor a shy smile. “y-yea m’fine dr. o, just a little tired” you said, making his concern deepen as he began to approach you. “hmm, you been getting good sleep lately ms. l/n?” you shook your head as he pulled a small light from the front pocket of his lab coat, getting a good look at your pupils with the light before going to his clipboard to write something down. “you can call me y/n by the way. that’s what i’d prefer” he turned towards you and gave you a small smile. his pearly white teeth shining in the light of the room before he spoke. “okay y/n. i see you’re here for a checkup” he spoke as he read from the his clipboard. “you been having any pain anywhere?"

now where you really having any pains? no. you were healthy as a horse, but he didn’t know that and you didn’t want to leave too early, so ofc course you lied. “been having a little pain in my neck” you said, dragging it further by whimpering a little as you rubbed the back of your “pained” area. dr. o got right up from his seat, making his way to you before lightly touching your neck with his gloved hands. right at the bottom of his glove you thought you saw a hint of ink on his skin, but he was moving too fast for you to see it. “right here?” he asked, his deep voice already sending shivers down your spine. dr. o noticed this, smirking behind you as he continued feeling out the back of your neck for any lumps or bruises.

“mhmm right there” you breathed out. your voice accidentally letting your neediness slip from the feeling of his strong hands on your neck. you don’t know if he worked out or what, but the feeling of his hands were making you melt. “how this feel?” he mumbled before running two fingers from your neck all the way down your spine to your lower back. “feels like you got the wrong job. need to be a masseur.” a hearty chuckle rumbled from his broad chest as dr. o continued to run his fingers along your spine. “i’ll take it into consideration. would you book me?” his voice was like butter, so smooth and deep as he slowly moved his hands from your back. “definitely”

dr. o chuckled before making his way to the front of the exam table. “can you stand up f’me” you did as he said, getting down from your seat on the table before looking to him for your next directions. “try slowly turning your head from side t’side. if you feel any discomfort let me know.” you gave him a quiet “kay” before turning your neck from left to right then up and down. “i was gon say for you t’do that next, but you beat me too it. good girl, maybe you got the wrong job too” your stomach got butterflies from the praise. making you have to use all your strength to mask the fact that you were going crazy over this man. dr. o moved behind you touching your neck and back again to see if there were any changes from when you were sitting down to now.

“kay now bend over f’me. touch your toes if y’can” your palms were sweating now, making you have to repeatedly wipe them on your leggings before you bent over, touching your toes just like he said. you didn’t miss the small “damn” that left his mouth at the sight of your red thong showing through the thin fabric of your leggings. he once again had his big strong hands on your back, moving up towards your neck from behind you. as he reached the top of your neck you began to feel something hard poking your ass. “uhh doctor?” you said in a small voice, pulling dr. o out of his trance before he replied. “yes ma'am?”

“do you have something in your pocket?” his eyes slowly went from your ass to his pants, his hard on fighting the fabric of his black slacks just from the look of your body. he knew what he was about to do was very unprofessional and could probably cost him his job, but he just couldn’t resist any longer. “no” he said before pushing himself into you. his big gloved hands grabbing your hips to keep you from falling before the doctor began grinding his dick into your clothed pussy. a moan flew from your mouth at the contact, making your hand instantly fly to your mouth to keep from someone hearing. “y’know, ion think anything on your body hurts at all, but i can fix that. you want the doctor t’fix it?” as he spoke, your arousal started to flood your panties, quickly soaking them as well as your thin leggings. dr. o noticed this, smirking before slowly turning you around to face him.

“y-yes” you whispered, earning you a small kiss on the lips before he picked you up and placed you back on the table. “lay down f’me, there’s a spot ian get t’check yet” as soon as you laid down his gloved fingers were in the waistband of your leggings, yanking them down so he could get a better look at your panty clad pussy. “i jus know she’s pretty just from seeing her soak up like this” he mumbled before leaning down and giving it a sloppy kiss. the fabric of your panties getting even more soaked as he tongue kissed your clit through it. “o-ohh my goshh dr. o pleasee” you whimpered, your hands flying to his hair as you pushed his face deeper into you. he looked up at you, moving back so he can undo his belt with one hand and remove your soaked panties with the other. “you can call me ony princess. we more than well acquainted now” he said with a smirk before pulling your body towards him by your thighs. ony freed his dick from his boxers, the sight of it making your eyes widen. this man was packing. he smiled at your surprise, teasing you a little by rubbing it up and down your already sensitive pussy.

“i don’t have a condom” you leaned up towards him, your lips centimeters away from his as you caressed the nape of his neck. “put it in, we’re more than well acquainted now” your big brown eyes blown with lust as ony gave you a devilish grin. without another word he sunk deep into you, dick already filling you up and he was only halfway in. “you can take the whole thing can’t you ma?” you nodded your head, crashing your lips into his to muffle your moans as ony shoved the rest of his inches inside of you. he didn’t stop there, pounding you repeatedly without giving you any time to adjust, the stinging stretch of him bringing tears to your eyes.

“i know mama, but i’m a busy man. got another appointment in thirty minutes.” he continued to fuck you deeply, wrapping his gloved hand around your throat while having you suck the fingers of his other. the latex taste spreading all over your tongue as your drool began to drip from your lips to your shirt. “sloppy little mouth you got. wish i had enough time t'put it to work” you whined before slowly releasing his fingers with a pop, your pussy fluttering around his dick from the thought of him fucking your throat. “i can always come back for another check up” you said in a breathless tone, making ony smile before he quickly started picking you up by your thighs. “s’much as i would love that. i think i rather have you in my bed”

a smile would’ve graced your features if you werent getting fucked so good right now. you settled for a quick nod as ony continued to bounce your body and and down his dick. he gave you a few more strokes before putting you down. quickly turning you around and bending you over the table before sliding right back in. before you could scream, ony’s latex covered hand surrounded your lips. his palm muffling your cries as he quickly pounded away at your pussy. your clit rubbed repeatedly on the leather of the table as his strong thrusts would jerk your body back and forth. “you on the pill mama? don’t want you coming in here for different types of checkups” he said, smiling as he watched you quickly nod your head yes. you were eager for this man to cum in you. “good girl” ony groaned before picking up his pace, dick twitching repeatedly inside of you as he felt his release on the tip of his tongue. you were right there with him too, the double stimulation of your clit and g spot finally getting to you as you clenched tightly around his dick. “i feel it ma. let it out f’me” a shiver ran down your spine at his words, your final scream muffled from his hand as you shook and squirted all over his pants. the feeling of his cum filling you soon came after as the two of you caught your breath.

“you good?” he asked, turning your head towards him so he can check on you. there was a lazy smile on your lips as you looked up at him with glossy eyes. “feel so much better now, thank you doctor” ony mirrored your smile, his pretty teeth making your stomach do flips before he spoke “my pleasure”. as the two of you got dressed and fixed yourselves up, he removed his wet gloves and made sure to put that you were feeling great on his chart before handing you a paper to show that you’ve been taken care of. “aha! i knew you had tattoos. how old are you anyways.” you said as you looked at his ink filled hands.

ony looked up at you from his seat, smiling as he took off his lap coat and rolled up the sleeves of his dress shirt. there were tattoos running up and down his arms and even some peeking at you from his collar. “got some on my chest too, but you just gon have to come over to see, and i’m twenty six” like you thought, he was older than you. a smile graced your features as you limped to the door, giving the man an annoyed look as he laughed. “you look like you might actually need a doctor now” you rolled your eyes at his teasing before straightening yourself up and walking as normal as you could out of the room.

as you made it to your car, you realized that you didn’t ask for ony’s phone number. “fuck” you breathed as you glanced towards the paper he signed before giving you. ‘maybe if i search up his name i can find his insta or sum’ you thought as you picked up the paper only to find that you wont be needing to do any of that. there in big red ink read his name and number with a little note at the bottom.

ony 347-***-****

‘call me when you need another checkup’

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

s4 episode 20 thoughts

(author's note: this review is going to mention rape and reproductive coercion at the end, as it is a plot point. just a head's up in case you forgot what goes down in this episode. no hard feelings at all if you skip this writeup, but i will have an attempt to summarize my thoughts on the matter at the end, and why i felt Uncomfy)

but now we go back to me from yesterday, who did not know what was in store… take it away, past juni:

i’m really excited!! i’ve heard this one is more light hearted, which i have been looking forward to immensely. 

reading the description. tracking a shapeshifter sounds like a real headache.

let us not delay any longer!!

oh god, are we gonna open with someone giving birth? yes, we are.

nooo this poor woman, ms. nelligan, has to answer questions while in labor… please do not tell me this happens in real life!!!!

she can’t seem to give info on the baby’s father. interesting. oh! he’s from another planet. well! i guess there’s someone for everyone.

ohhh she is screaming. good lord. this is… giving birth is… it’s just… a lot.

but something seems to be wrong with the baby? the doctor is surprised when it emerges. well, maybe she has tentacles.

the baby is screaming which i think is a good thing for babies to do. but omg she has a tail!!!

“good lord, not another one” <- HEY WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??

is this hospital plagued by an alien fuckboy and his countless babies…? a nick cannon of the alien world, if you will…?

well the tail isn’t TOO bad, all things considered!!! i was thinking it would be tentacles. tail is actually kinda cool. maybe they can climb trees better, like a monkey or a squirrel.

hey the intro was different!! different from the USUAL different intro!!

“MONKEY BABIES INVADE SMALL TOWN” JHXJSHDJSJ THAT IS THE SHOT WE OPEN WITH??? (at least mulder is aware of how outrageous the imagery is)

the tabloid also says “michael jackson held captive by exotic pets” lmaoooo mulder only gets his news from the most REPUTABLE of sources!!!

scully is describing babies born with bonus appendages in such detail that i’m wondering if she’s dealt with them before or just had a hell of a time studying in med school. and she is so beautiful, even as she says words like “coccyx” and “spinal fluid”

FIVE tailed babies were born in the last 3 months, all in a small town. something must be in the water!!! or a philandering alien baby daddy!!

she says that there definitely needs to be some sort of investigation… but by the health department, and not them. which is fair. unless the health department is compromised!!! by aliens!!!

LMAOOO scully points out the “visitors from outer space” tagline on the tabloid interesting him and he smirks... yes, he did not just wake up one day deeply invested in neonatal healthcare. there has to be a UFO involved.

mulder is here with the mother who gave birth to the latest tailed baby, ms. nelligan. she says that the baby is healthy, “it’s just a matter of a snip” to which he responds “that’s good to hear” and i think he’s being genuine and is glad that the baby is okay, but i’m just dying at having to hear about someone snipping their baby’s tail off being part of mulder’s job. this is what they prepped these two for at the academy.

mulder is questioning ms. nelligan very gently and it turns out the father of said baby is NOT an alien, but he IS from another planet. and his name is luke skywalker. 

“did he have a lightsaber?” scully asks. “no, he didn’t bring it” (incredibly pained mulder shots) LMAOOOOO

hold on, i need a minute. she just asked if luke is the father of the other babies. scully is doing her absolute best to hold it together.

cutscene to mulder looking at the tailed baby in the window, but it kinda just looks like he’s here to pick up HIS tailed baby, and aww. give him a little tailed baby!!!

ohhh he was too scared to follow her into the room!!! 

the nurse explains that the answer seems very obvious but mulder doesn’t know wtf is going on and whispers “what answer” LMAOOO (i always love when he doesn’t know wtf is going on)

so did one guy with the same genetic abnormality father all the tailed babies??

ohhhhhh and mulder puts together that 4 of the 5 women were all receiving fertility treatment!!! is this doctor gonna go to jail??? because that seems illegal. 

ohhhhhhh there is an ANGRY crowd here at the doctor’s office and they WANT answers. 

these people follow some strange rules. having a baby with a tail = acceptable.

a bastard baby with a tail = CANNOT BE ALLOWED!!!

the latest mother didn’t even undergo insemination, so the doctor proposes that this has actually NOTHING to do with him!! he got off the hook with that one.

at the clinic, mulder is on the prowl. he finds some guy fixing the pipes. WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE A TAIL REMOVAL SCAR!!!

and when he tries to ask some question this guy BOLTS!! but you cannot outrun mulder!!!

and GASP!!! this guy (eddie) IS THE FATHER!! of all the babies!!! he’s bitching about spelling his name wrong… bro you have bigger issues at hand. ur child support bill is going to be crazy.

he’s saying that it isn’t actually a crime, but they want to know how none of the women remember this happening!!! omg did he shapeshift into the form of the husband??!!

hey man i do actually think that is a crime <3 impersonation of someone’s husband def counts as rape because they did not consent to sex with eddie, they consented to sex with their husbands <3 if he actually did shapeshift as it seems to be leading to <3 please go to jail <3

“well if you’re waiting for my usual theory as to what’s going on, i don’t have one” says mulder <- LMAOOO nothing better than a guy who admits when he has no fucking clue

scully thinks he assaulted them (and she’s right- kinda shocked no one else came to that conclusion???) mulder asks how this could have happened if they’d never seen the guy before. but it’s enough to keep him in custody. and while this discussion takes place, the creepy eddie is watching him!!! please get him out of here.

he’s really looking at the cop who is writing up his profile… and then he shapeshifts into him!!! and knocks him out cold!!!

scully is at the scene the next day trying to figure wtf is going on and mulder rings the bell with a smile to summon her over HAHAHA awww she’s smiling at his antics <3

they find eddie’s clothes in the station, and when scully predicts that he’s about to say eddie must have transformed into his captor and knocked him out, mulder says “scully, should we be picking out china patterns or what?” <- LMAOOOO yes pls update the wedding registry!! i’ll chip in what i can

god why are they both so attractive. i’m gonna scream.

he points out that they have both seen shapeshifters before- and she asks if this means he thinks eddie is an alien.

oh, we never DO get an explanation into scully’s conceptualization of the shapeshifting aliens!!! man, i would love to ask her about that. maybe she thinks they can somehow alter your vision?? we need to chat about it.

i wonder if aliens aren’t off the table for her, at least anymore. maybe at this point some aliens are real but werewolves and stuff are just nonsense. 

so, off to eddie’s house. “hey scully, if you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?” “hopefully myself” “so boring” AWWW DON’T BE MEAN TO HER :( she is a great person to be!!!

AWWW SHE’S HOLDING THE UMBRELLA UP FOR HIM STOP… and he’s STILL TOO TALL so he’s hunched over 😭😭😭

is eddie going to turn into her… is this foreshadowing…

(author’s note: IT WAS FORESHADOWING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!!)

AWWW she settles on eleanor roosevelt (nerd! bisexual) and mulder says it can’t be a dead person BRO YOU DIDN’T EVEN SAY THAT THE FIRST TIME AROUND!! you can’t just change the rules like that smh…

ohhhh they find eddie’s dad!! and he has posters on his wall of him as “eddie the monkey man”! well good for him. make a living.

HDHSJDHDJ EDDIE SR ASKS IF THEY WANT TO SEE HIS TAIL AND SCULLY SAYS “NO. NO. NO THANK YOU” JUST AS WE HEAR UNZIPPING 

mulder looks a little bummed he will not see the tail

aww, he looks so dejected…. eddir sr says his son was begging him to remove the tail when he was a kid

and he said without the tail, his son was just small potatoes!!! haha you said the episode name

OHHHH he calls mulder by his name… and he says how tf did you know that?? eddie sr claims scully told him and he says “mm, no, actually i didn’t” LMAOOO CATCH HIS ASS IN A LIE!!

ah. so he must be the eddie jr DISGUISED as eddie sr. 

and he BOLTS!!! mulder is off to the races again, but eddie gets away

mulder and scully get sososososo close and i’m thinking omfg… then he USES HER AS A COAT RACK FOR THE BATHROBE EDDIE DROPPED BAHAHA THAT IS EVIL

ohhhh eddie runs home to one of the mothers whose baby has had tail surgery while disguised as her husband!!! and in the bathroom he turns back into himself. hmm. this would displease me greatly, finding my husband turned into a different guy.

back at eddie’s place, mulder knocks a bunch of stuff over and it clatters and he yells “I’M ALRIGHT”, but scully is downstairs and can’t really hear so she just goes “what?” and he does this annoyed little huff LMAOOO

he finds a bunch of quicklime in the ceiling…. that is being used to MUMMIFY a CORPSE????? with a tail…. REAL EDDIE SR???

back at the mother’s house, her REAL husband just came home, and is approaching where eddie is in the bathroom���… omfg…. they see someone in there. 

HE TURNS INTO MULDER???? JUMPSCARE!!!!!!!!

scully has the mummy in the lab and is sawing into him. there’s quicklime everywhere so when mulder comes in he covers his coffee LMAOOO i thought that detail was so funny

hard to tell what killed the mummy. “as far as i can tell, this man has a thin stratum of voluntary muscle tissue underpinning the entire dermal layer of his skin” <- now you might have to explain that one for the humanities girls in the audience 

“and thankfully, it’s preserved and intact” she says, as mulder snaps his foot off LMAOOOO HE’S ASKING QUESTIONS TO DISTRACT HER WHILE HE TRIES TO STICK IT BACK ON

HE JUST SETS IT BACK ON TOP OF THE LEG LMAOOOOO while proposing that maybe all that extra muscle could be used to remold his skin which is a BOLD hypothesis 

he hurries out the door before the foot falls off and then when it does she is SO baffled

back to ms. nelligan (luke skywalker lady). mulder pulls out a photo of eddie and asks if she recognizes him. and she dated him all throughout high school!!! and that he was an absolute loser.

mulder’s trying hard to get her to name some positive qualities of the guy and she says they’d watch star wars every weekend. that’s weird. that's suspicious.

he brings out a single rose from his jacket and says he wants to congratulate her 😭😭

WAIT IS HE EDDIE IN DISGUISE?? AND THAT IS WHY HE IS TRYING TO DIG UP WHAT SHE THINKS OF HIM?? OH SHOOT, IT IS!!!!!!

NOOO REAL MULDER COMES IN!!! 

AND THE OTHER COUPLE CALLS ASKING WHEN THEY CAN ENTER THE BATHROOM AND WHY DID HE TAKE THE HUSBAND’S SUIT LMAOOOOO NOOOO 

mulder is trying to track eddie down… and he finds a guy changing and locks him up LMAOOO but then the doctor is in there too so he locks them BOTH UP AND CALLS FOR SCULLY

lmao those poor guys…….. but he sees something flickering in the lights. and eddie says he is “a damn good looking man” and then jumps on him from the ceiling!!!

“mulder” (really eddie) tells scully that he thinks this whole case was a waste of time and i don’t buy it for a second. and he says “small potatoes” again!! ahhh dead giveaway!!!

but real mulder is locked DEEP IN THE BASEMENT!!!! NOOOOO 

he has a lunch tho… eddie was thoughtful in that one matter i guess

FAKE MULDER IS IN SKINNER’S OFFICE!!!! 

KNDJSHDJS skinner tells him he spelled “federal bureau of investigation” wrong LMAOOOO NOOO THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT. 

he’s all twitchy and he can’t sit still and is making strange faces and i’m gagging at someone playing a character playing a different character.

OHHHH FAKE MULDER PATS SCULLY’S SHOULDER I DON’T LIKE THAT. NO MA’AM.

he asks what she is doing tonight, and she says she’s writing an article on “diminished acetylcholine production in recidivist offenders” okaaaay published queen!! or is she lying to see if he’ll catch on…???

and he cannot get the door open because he doesn’t know which key is which LMAOOOO

but she says she’s going to go investigate the body instead. a STEM queen.

fake mulder is in mulder’s office looking around, taking a seat, falling off the desk, “this is where my tax dollars go?” lmao

he finds mulder’s address on his license plate and HAHAHA “WHERE THE HELL DO I SLEEP?” <- FINALLY THE COUCH IS ADDRESSED!!!

LMAOOO WE HEAR A MESSAGE FROM THE LONE GUNMEN ON HIS VOICEMAIL ABOUT GETTING A BIRD’S EYE VIEW OF THE ZAPRUDER FILM AND ALSO GETTING CHEESESTEAKS. AWW BOYS NIGHT!!!

he slaps the basketball around VERY POORLY I’M GIGGLING 

he has a voice message which i assume is a spam call? about. sexy voices. and lower rates. god, please let that be a spam call and not that real mulder calls NSFW phone lines under the name “marty”

(for my own sanity i am imagining that this is the 90’s equivalent of the 800 “sexy singles in your area” spam ads that infest your email because 1. i do not want that mental image and 2. cannot imagine someone from the FBI using their home phone, that has BEEN BUGGED IN THE PAST, for such purposes. nuh uh. no way. he HAS to be smarter than that. imagine how easy he would be to blackmail if that was the case)

and now eddie as mulder is practicing tough guy lines in the mirror and waving the gun around 

scully is at home reading!!!! on the floor. with her glasses on. how i love her. when she hears a knock. 

it’s mulder!!! but is it real mulder???? no, it can’t be. he brought wine!! real mulder almost never drinks!

WAIT i’m sad to learn that him smiling into her door that i’ve seen in so many gifs was not actually real mulder 😭

she pops the cork and she thinks that there’s going to be deep conversation OH NO “we never really… talk much… do we?” “what, you mean like really talk? no. no we don’t mulder” oh my god is she gonna open up…

(i proceed to make noises that have only ever been heard in wounded baby animals as i consider how excited scully seemed to have a night with the bestie with zero work and some normalcy)

AND SHE IS DRUNK YAPPING LMFAOOOOOO “marcus was the 12th grade love of my life” <- i’m writing that down

(notably, though, he keeps pouring more and more in her glass… and seemingly none in his)

“now i’m seeing a whole new side of you, mulder” “is that a good thing?” “i like it :)” 

OH GODDDD :( she wanted mulder to be chill SO badly

is he going to kiss her….. he’s getting closer and REAL MULDER BURSTS IN THE DOOR AND SHE SHOVES FAKE MULDER OFF OF HER

she did not even look like she wanted to kiss him at all……. she knew something was weird as hell

and he turns back into eddie!!! right there on her couch!!!!

NOOOOO DRUNK SCULLY??? I AM SO SAD YOUR EVENING WAS RUINED

mulder comes to visit eddie in jail in his “superstar” hat… and now he’s on a muscle relaxer so he can’t make faces. and presumably this also cancels out his shapeshifting talents.

“i was born a loser, but you’re one by choice” <- WTFFFFFFF???? (i think this was meant to be commentary on how he only focuses on his work, but it just felt… weird)

he tells him to live a little and treat himself, which i guess is something he needed to hear

“i don’t imagine you need to be told this, mulder, but you’re not a loser” “yeah, but i’m no eddie van blundht, either” (she doesn’t think he’s a loser‼️😭)

(thus concludes episode)

so wtf was that ending!!!!!!!!

if scully never opened up before she is DAMN SURE NOT GONNA DO IT NOW 😭😭😭 that really broke my heart. amazing mutual phoebe wrote a heartbreaking meta on the subject that pointed out how especially cruel it was to dangle the normalcy she has always wanted in the face of her own death in front of her just to rip it away. you should go read it; if i can find it again i'll link it in the replies.

the tone for this episode was definitely a lot lighter than usual, which i enjoyed for most of the episode. the comedic acting was really funny, as has been noted by others commenting upon this episode. DD playing someone else playing mulder had me losing it. he did it SO well, with all of the tiny movements, the way he slapped that basketball, it had me giggling.

but the last half left me feeling very icky. let's get into it.

eddie was a rapist, full stop. he is acknowledged as such in the episode, and it is mentioned that he was placed upon the sex offender registry. at first i was thinking that there was a sexy tailed alien having consensual relationships with all the women in town, which was funny. it became less funny when we learn what actually happened, but it became (to me) not funny at all when we see him try and rape scully.

if i’m supposed to just laugh that off, i’m not sorry, but i don’t find it funny. how eddie as mulder was getting her more and more drunk and then tried to kiss her, which she clearly did not want- it made my stomach turn. we don’t need to subject female characters to assault for the laughs. some may find this shocking, but it is true.

and the narrative attempted to make us feel sympathetic towards eddie, with his visiting ms. nelligan, asking for good things about himself, giving her a rose, and telling mulder to not be a loser. what was i supposed to take away from that? was i supposed to say “aw shucks, he may have raped 5 women and tried to rape scully, but deep down he’s just a softie”. BECAUSE HELLO? THIS IS NOT WHAT I AM THINKING!!

anytime rape is used for comic value, i have to ask if any women alive were involved in the writer’s room, and when the answer is inevitably no, i think about how we need to get them in there, stat.

but let’s be more specific. this wasn’t just rape; specifically, eddie was trying to get these women pregnant, all of which he succeeded at except for with scully. this comes down to reproductive coercion in ADDITION to rape.

i highlight this because a lot of scully’s story ALREADY is centered around reproductive coercion, with the whole abduction plotline. it’s something that has always made me uncomfortable, and i believe this was intentional on behalf of the writers, who are succeeding in their goal to make me uncomfy. scully's reproductive agency has been removed entirely with the procedures she has been subjected to. this is disturbing in an in-universe view, but from an outside view criticizing the writing, i find myself asking why a story must center around a woman's ability or lack thereof to have children, and having that agency ripped from her. because you know damn well that we wouldn't get that arc from mulder (even though frankly i think that would be fascinating). while i have my own complex feelings about the consequences of scully's abduction arc in that regard, i have a feeling that they will grow and change as i progress beyond the 4th season (and please- no spoilers).

but in this context, it makes the writers inserting attempted rape and a man trying to impregnate her all the more gross, because we have already spent time establishing that her bodily autonomy has been violated. while i can maybe find some deeper symbolic meaning in terms of it being the government slash aliens being responsible for that, this felt gratuitous or fetishistic.

i hope that explanation makes sense. and again, i expect my feelings to change on the matter re:abduction arc as i progress- maybe i'll hate it more, maybe i'll hate it less. regardless: rape. not funny. didn't laugh.

i posted a poll yesterday asking what people thought about the episode, and if it made them uncomfortable- the leading answer at the moment is that it was cringe but didn't ruin it for most viewers, which is totally fair. i'm down for differences of opinions, and the things that make me gag aren't always going to be the same as the things that make you gag. however, i do think i have a different viewpoint as i am of gen z age- the me too movement happened right as i started high school, and it shaped the way i grew up. it was an absolutely monumental shift that perhaps we now take for granted, but then i see stuff like this from before then, and i'm like ohhh. i forgot how things used to be. i'm lucky in that regard, to grow up in a space where those conversations have been taking place very loudly. and having grown up in that context, things from before can seem jarring.

that got more serious than perhaps you hoped for an x files episode review, but you know that is how i roll around these parts- terribly heartfelt in all regards. i don't feel a need to justify my dislike for the episode, but it left a nagging sensation in my side to put into words just exactly why is felt so icky. i hope i've been able to make myself understood. it started off fun and strong, but for me, that's gonna make it one of the ones i'm not sure if i'll rewatch. it started off so strong, so i'm conflicted on if watching it again would spark joy or i would just dread knowing what is coming.

but now we need REAL mulder and scully hangout time. i want to know what happened to marcus. need a sleepover fic. i will daydream about this at work instead of making my bosses money.

[nogenderonlyrat]

So I'm re-listening to Prime Defenders, and here are some things I decided to take note of :D

Spoilers ahead for Prime Defenders obviously

-Holy shit Dakota's voice evolves so much through the series it sounds so weird now

-Condi said that Vyncent had black hair, wtf happened to make it purple??

-Rahhh Jimmy "Looks Like A Stop-Sign" Jackson let's goooo

-William believing Vyncent about his home world at least somewhat (saying he "saw God") BECAUSE HE DIEDDD HE KNOWS ABOUT DIFFERENT WORLDS BECAUSE OF THE SPIRIT REALM

-"One time I had a dream where I thought I saw God but honestly I just woke up on an operating table and it was just a doctor" (Dakota was really giving the lore out in the very first episode damn)

-Beats by Ms. G is crazy (lo-fi beats to tactile learn to)

-Ne-Yo high schooler is crazyyy

-I kinda forgot William didn't always need to roll to use his ghost power thingies

-LE FROG'S FIRST APPEARANCE FUCK YESSS

-My bad bro it's Ze Frog right now 😒

-+11 to initiative is crazy

-"What are you gonna do with their feet, Charlie?" -Bizl

-Oh em gee Le Frog's first bank robbery

-Teehee Strider pre-name

-YOOOO he called it a back-handspring instead of just a "cartwheel" or "somersault" yippeeeee (I can do that 🔥)

-"Le Frog's lights go le out"

-"Chill bomb grooves to defuse bombs to" I need a Beats by Ms. G playlist in my life guys

-Forgot there was a time where the professional heroes answered when they called

-No way there's wires is that Among Us

-I get chills now when I hear the name "Whisperer" it's crazy

-"I've never heard of this Kermit, is he a criminal?" I love Vyncent

-YO TIDEEEEEEE FUCK YEAH

-Their warehouse base thingy looks abandoned that's gotta be kinda sketch to outsiders

-Just the first episode reminds me of how good of a campaign this is and it terrifies me for my upcoming campaign I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE AHHHDUEIEF

You can probably expect more of this for future episodes yayyy

[variouspolltournaments]

Next up is the Alive For Centuries Tournament.

Submit a character that is at least 2 centuries old, along with where they come from and (if you want) propaganda through ask or submit a post.

SUBMISSIONS CLOSED

The character does have to be considered alive to count. I know I said otherwise a while back but I have since changed my mind. As a result ghost or vampire characters, to give a couple examples, no longer count for the purposes of this tournament.

Submissions will be closing on the 15th of September.

Top 4 submissions are the ones I submitted myself.

@tournament-announcer

Submissions in bold have propaganda, submissions not in bold do not have propaganda. Whether they do or do not have some already, you are still free to submit some.

SUBMISSIONS:

Chibiusa Tsukino (Sailor Moon)

Saint Germain (Code: Realize)

Agatha Cromwell (Halloweentown)

Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

Glep (Smiling Friends)

John Gaius (The Locked Tomb)

Ren (My Demon Roomate)

Chiron (Percy Jackson)

The Doctor (Doctor Who)

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius (Chronicles of the Red King/Charlie Bone)

Breq (Imperial Radch/Ancillary Justice)

The Strength and Patience of the Hill (The Raven Tower)

Addie LaRue (The Invisible Live of Addie LaRue)

Andrew Martin (Bicentennial Man)

Galadriel (Lord of the Rings)

Connor MacLeod (Highlander)

Princess Kida (Atlantis the Lost Empire)

Hooty (The Owl House)

Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)

Zhongli (Genshin Impact)

Darkstalker (Wings of Fire)

Scythe Curie (Arc of a Scythe)

Merlin (BBC Merlin)

Logan Howlett (Deadpool and Wolverine)

Lilia Vanrouge (Twisted Wonderland)

Mother Gothel (Tangled)

Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Zunesha (One Piece)

Foeslayer (Wings of Fire)

Jerboa III (Wings of Fire)

Gruff (Tinkerbell and the Legend of the Neverbeast)

Melog (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

The Titan (The Owl House)

Rock (Warrior Cats)

Van Hohenheim (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Solas (Dragon Age)

Senku Ishigami (Dr. Stone)

Taiju (Dr. Stone)

Acnologia (Fairy Tail)

Irene Belserion (Fairy Tail)

Belos/Philip Witterbane (The Owl House)

The Darf in the Flasc/Homonculus/Father (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Fujiwara no Mokou (Touhou Project)

Houraisan Kaguya (Touhou Project)

Methos (Highlander the Series)

Theresa (The Fable Universe)

Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time)

Jerboa I (Wings of Fire)

Jerboa II (Wings of Fire)

Oprah/Ms. O (Odd Squad)

Grandmaster Yoda (Star Wars)

Reaver (The Fable Universe)

Rowena MacLeod (Supernatural)

Rashek/The Lord Ruler (Mistborn)

Carbink (Pokemon)

Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)

Giratina (Pokémon)

The Axolotl (Gravity Falls)

Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

The Master (Doctor Who)

Dongfang Qingcang (Love Between Fairy and Devil)

Atticus O’Sullivan (Iron Druid Chronicles)

Lynette Mirror/Cupid (Cupid Parasite)

Vaati (The Legend of Zelda)

Pian Ran (Till The End of the Moon)

Fangyue (Yin Yang Master: Dream of Eternity)

Liliana Vess (Magic the Gathering)

Carol Malus Dienheim (Senki Zesshou Symphogear)

Quenthel Baenre (Dungeons & Dragons)

Pride (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Lord Death (Soul Eater)

Asura (Soul Eater)

Excalibur (Soul Eater)

Arachne Gorgon (Soul Eater)

Medusa Gorgon (Soul Eater)

Cthulhu (Cthulhu Mythos)

Keziah Mason (Cthulhu Mythos)

Mortarion (Warhammer 40k)

Fulgrim (Warhammer 40k)

Perterabo (Warhammer 40k)

Lorgar Aureiian (Warhammer 40k)

Magnus the Red (Warhammer 40k)

Angron (Warhammer 40k)

Typhus (Warhammer 40k)

Lucius the Eternal (Warhammer 40k)

Fabius Bile (Warhammer 40k)

Kharn the Betrayer (Warhammer 40k)

Ahzek Ahriman (Warhammer 40k)

Abbadon the Despoiler (Warhammer 40k)

Asdrubael Vect (Warhammer 40k)

The Devil (Reaper)

Nina (Reaper)

Gladys (Reaper)

Tony (Reaper)

Ikaros (Heaven's Lost Property)

Princess of the Klaxosaurs/001 (Darling in the Franxx)

Orsted (Mushoku Tensei)

Hitogami (Mushoku Tensei)

Deus Ex Machina (Future Diary)

Kagura (Senran Kagura)

Lucoa (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

Ilulu (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

Kanna (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

Gollum (Lord of the Rings)

Lolth (Dungeons & Dragons)

Fitoria (Rising of the Shield Hero)

Hamsuke (Overlord)

Cosmo (The Fairly Odd Parents)

Wanda (The Fairly Odd Parents)

Etna (Disgaea)

The Thing (The Thing)

Phillip J. Fry (Futurama)

Echidna (Queen's Blade)

Earth-chan (Femdom University)

Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown)

Chase Young (Xiaolin Showdown)

Dojo Kanojo Cho (Xiaolin Showdown)

Hannibal Roy Bean (Xiaolin Showdown)

Master Monk Guan (Xiaolin Showdown)

Roswaal L. Mathers (Re:Zero)

Beatrice (Re:Zero)

Anya Jenkins (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Zel (Interspecies Reviewers)

Elma (Interspecies Reviewers)

Lorna (Interspecies Reviewers)

[satureja13]

Underwater Love

~ Organisations ~ The Resistance

The Resistance are a loose association of supernaturals (and even a few non magicals). They are acting against the Council and save and support supernaturals who had been suffering from the actions of the Council and other acts of violence. They operate in secret and none of them, except the three witches, knows of everyone who is with them. So even if the Council get’s the grip on one of them, the others cannot be revealed.

The Council does not even see a connection between Dtui and the Resistance. They think she acted at her own behalf. They wish they could get lost of her but are too afraid of her powers.

Theme Song: No Boy, No Cry - Stance Punks (which is also opening no 6 from the Naruto Anime. MV is with scenes from the anime. Original Stance Punks MV is -> here)

Inofficial Leaders

The three Witches Dtui, Demon mentor of Kiyoshi and caretaker at the Temple in Mount Komorebi Francine (Witch), grandmother of Jeb and potion master) Ms Coombes (species unknown), teacher of the boys and involved in the rescue of Vlad, Ji Ho, Siawa and Jack. Partner of Dtui.)

Inofficial Members (since there are no ���official’ members ;) The Boys: Vlad, Saiwa, Ji Ho, Jack, Jeb, Kiyoshi

Barfolomew (Mawg. Half man - half dog, he’s his own best friend ;). Owner of the ‘Space (Balls) Bar & Grill & ‘Residence’ in Copperdale where homeless and traumatized teenagers find a home. Saiwa, Vlad and Jack lived there for around two years and Ji Ho about half a year. Like Jack and Vlad, Barfolomew likes Star Wars a lot.

Noxeema Jackson, vampiric Drag Queen of Moonwood Mills and caretaker (and nurse) of the Wolves Of Letters Bunker there. Now caretaker of the Boys at the Belgraves Institute in Copperdale.

‘Beware of Greg!’ Lunvik (the Werewolf), former menace of Moonwood Mill, now PE teacher of the Boys at Belgraves Institute and partner of Noxeema (I named them Grexee ;)

LY, athena and Fel-IX (Droids) live at the STaCKS in San Myshuno and helped Saiwa, Jeb and Barfolomew when they tried to find out what happened with Vlad’s dead body.

The Doctor (species unknown) at the Gang Doctor’s Hospital. Since Supernaturals are not allowed at common hospitals, they get treated at the Gang Doctor’s Hospital. The Doctor (Droid) at the Clinic at the STaCKS in San Myshuno. Overly obsessed with Jeb’s eyes. Sells all kind of ingredients too. From Herbs to body parts ö.ö’

Hector (Crocodile). Friend of Ji Ho and informant. Like LY, you can find him on almost each of my lots (with a pool ;)

Claude René Duplantier Guidry (Ghost), owner of ‘Guidry’s Paranormal Investigations Bureau’. We haven’t heard from him since he left for Sulani to rescue Ji Ho’s brother.

Horatio ‘Bones’ McCoy (Skeleton). Roams the graveyard in Forgotten Hollow and opens the ‘Diner de los Muertos’ in San Myshuno once a year (The whole chapter is -> here)

Bonehilda (Skeleton) and Magenta (Ghost). Friends of Ms Coombes. They live at Saarburg and helped Vlad and Saiwa with information how to claim Ji Ho back after he got bitten by Genji.

The Magic Guitar of Toro (Magic Guitar). Relic in the sanctuary of the temple at Mt Komorerbi. Likes to witness the boys’ ‘romantic interactions’.

Aleki Mete and Enrico Wagner from ‘The Organisation’ in Strangerville. They tried to rescue kidnapped and tortured Saiwa and Jack along with 16 year old Jeb.

last but not least DEATH - he helped Jeb and Saiwa to find out what happened to Vlad after he had died.

Here’s an old photograph from my ‘The Family Business’ story! Resistance members from a paralel universe: fltr Giga/Saiwa, Greatuncle Stefan, Jack and Vlad (omg look at them!)

In my ‘Love Hurts’ story, adult Vlad’s Castle is a haven for supernatural refugees and adult Jack is headmaster of the Impossible University and provides education for supernaturals who are not allowed to schools from non magicals. (that was june 2018!)

From the Beginning   ~  Underwater Love   ~  Latest

[thatrandomartistjavi]

Actors that were in Alice in Wonderland media and where you might know them better from. Part 3: 2000s-2020s

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3(you're here!!)

American McGee(2000)-

Susie Brann as Alice: The Groke from Moominvalley(2019) Roger L. Jackson as the Cheshire Cat(and many others): Ghostface voice from the Scream franchise Mojo Jojo from The Powerpuff Girls Hol Horse from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Jarion Monroe as the Caterpillar: Dr. Kaufmann from Silent Hill

What's the Matter with Hatter(2007)-

Lewis MacLeod as the Hatter: Sebulba from Star Wars Episode I- The Phantom Menace Principal Brown/Rocky Robinson/Mr. Small/Miss Simian/the Doughnut Sheriff from The Amazing World of Gumball(season 1)

SyFy(2009)-

Caterina Scorsone as Alice Hamilton: Dr. Anelia Sheperd from Grey's Anatomy Matt Frewer as Charlie the White Knight: Russell Thompson Sr. from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! Panic from Hercules Pink Panther from The Pink Panther(1993) Chaos from Aladdin the Animated Series(the one exception to the No one time characters rule because I love Chaos) Kathy Bates as the Queen of Hearts: Margaret "Molly" Brown from Titanic Tim Curry as the Dodo: Dr. Frank N. Furter from The Rocky Horror Show/The Rocky Horror Picture Show Wadsworth from Clue Mr. Hector from Home Alone 2- Lost in New York Long John Silver from Muppet Treasure Island Pennywise the Clown/It from It(1990) Hexxus from Ferngully- The Last Rainforest The Cat King from The Cat Returns Taurus Bulba from Darkwing Duck Nigel Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys Chancellor Palpatine from Star Wars- The Clone Wars S.I.R. from ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter Harry Dean Stanton as the Caterpillar: Balthazar from Rango Brett from Alien Brave Hearts Lion from The Care Bears Movie Timothy Webber as the Carpenter/Alice's dad: The Apprentice from Once Upon a Time

Malice in Wonderland(2009)-

Maggie Grace as Alice: Irina from Twilight- Breaking Dawn Shannon Ruthenford from Lost Nathaniel Park as Harry Hunt: Master Edward Gracey from The Haunted Mansion(2003) Pam Ferris as Duchey: Miss Agatha Trunchbull from Matilda

Tim Burton(2010)-

Johnny Depp as Tarrant Hightopp: Edward Scissorhands from Edward Scissorhands Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Willy Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Victor Van Dort from Corpse Bride Sweeney Todd from Sweeney Todd- The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(movie) Rango from Rango Helena Bonham Carter as Iracebeth of Crims: Emily from Corpse Bride Ms. Lovett from Sweeney Todd- The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(movie) Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter franchise Mme. Thénardier from Les Misérables(2012) Fairy Godmother from Cinderella(2015) Anne Hathaway as Mirana of Marmoreal: Mia Thermopolis from The Princess Diaries Haru Yoshioka from The Cat Returns Red Puckett from Hoodwinked Jewel from Rio Fantine from Les Misérables(2012) Crispin Glover as Ilosovic Stayne: George McFly from Back to the Future Matt Lucas as the Tweedles: Sparx from AstroBoy(2009) Benny from Gnomeo & Juliet Gerarld Prodnose from Wonka Nardole from Doctor Who Frances de la Tour as Aunt Imogene: Madame Maxime from Harry Potter franchise Leo Bill as Hamish Ascot: Headmaster from Cruella Marton Csokas as Charles Kingsleigh: Lord Celeborn from The Lord of the Rings Lindsay Duncan as Helen Kingsleigh: Queen Annis from Merlin(2011) Tim Pigott-Smith as Lord Ascot: Sir Philip Tapsell from Downtown Abbey Geraldine James as Lady Ascot: Marilla Cuthbert from Anne with an E Michael Sheen as Nivens McTwisp: Dr. Griffiths from Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue Aro from Twilight-Breaking Dawn Aziraphale from Good Omens Alan Rickman as Absolem: Hans Gruber from Die Hard Severus Snape from Harry Potter franchise Judge Turpin from Sweeney Todd- The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(movie) Stephen Fry as Chessur: Narrator from Pocoyo Master of Lake-town from The Hobbit Barbara Windsor as Mallymkun: Blonde from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Timothy Spall as Bayard Hamar: Nick from Chicken Run Mr. Poe from A Series of Unfortunate Events(2004) Peter Pettigrew from Harry Potter franchise Beadle Bamford from Sweeney Todd- The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(movie) Paul Whitehouse as Thackery Earwicket: William Van Dort from Corpse Bride Michael Gough as Uilleam: Alfred Pennyworth from Burton Batman and its sequels Elder Gutknecht from Corpse Bride Christopher Lee as Jabberwocky: Saruman from The Lord of the Rings Dr. Wilbur Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Pastor Galswells from Corpse Bride Imelda Staunton as Talking Flowers: Bunty from Chicken Run Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter franchise Knotgrass from Maleficent Aunt Lucy from Paddington Jim Carter as the Executioner: Mr. Charles Carson from Downtown Abbey

Wonderland the Musical(2011)-

Janet Dacal as Alice Stetson/Cornwinkle: Carla from In the Heights Nikki Snelson as the Hatter(2009-2010): Brooke Wyndam from Legally Blonde the Musical Kate Shindle as the Hatter(2011): Vivienne Kensington from Legally Blonde the Musical Jose Llana as El Gato: Chip Tolentino from 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee Karen Mason as the Queen of Hearts: Tanya from Mamma Mia!(musical)

Royal Opera House ballet(2011)-

Steven McRae as the Hatter: Skimbleshanks from Cats(movie)

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland(2013)-

Sebastian Stan as Jefferson: Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier from the Marvel Cinematic Universe Keith David as the Cheshire Cat: Dr. Facilier from The Princess and the Frog Husk from Hazbin Hotel President from Rick and Morty Glossaryck from Star vs the Forces of Evil King Andrias Leviathan from Amphibia The Cat from Coraline Goliath from Gargoyles Arbiter from Halo 2 Millie Bobby Brown as Young Alice: Eleven from Strangers Things John Lithgow as Percy the White Rabbit: Reverend Shaw Moore from Footloose Lord Farquaad from Shrek

Ever After High(2013)-

Cindy Robinson as Madeline Hatter: Sirene/Psycho Jenny from Devilman Crybaby Leap from LeapFrog Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde/Operetta from Monster High(2010) Amy Rose from the Sonic franchise(since 2010) Wendee Lee as Lizzie Hearts: Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bepop Konata Izumi from Lucky Star Lisa Lisa from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Nefera de Nile from Monster High(2010) Bekka Prewitt as Kitty Cheshire: Bela Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village Robbie Daymond as Alistair Wonderland: Megumi Fushiguro from Jujutsu Kaisen Raymond from Ok K.O.! Let's Be Heroes Jesse Cosay from Infinity Train Ice Prince from Fionna and Cake Stardust Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom Karen Strassman as Bunny Blanc/Queen of Hearts: Miyuki Takara from Lucky Star Olivia from Lego Friends Elissabat/Catty Noir from Monster High(2010) Rouge the Bat from the Sonic franchise(since 2010) Josey Montana McCoy as Chase Redford: Kaeya from Genshin Impact Neighton Rot/Victor Frankenstein from Monster High(2010) Paula Rhodes as Courtly Jester: Stacie from Barbie- Life in the Dreamhouse Scarah Screams/Sirena Von Boo from Monster High(2010) Macaron Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom Julie Maddalena as the Cheshire Cat: Venus McFlytrap/Robecca Steam from Monster High(2010) Marc Grane as the Mad Hatter: Mr. Zurkon from Ratchet and Clank

Dora in Wonderland(2014)-

Mel Brooks as the Hatter: Professor Max Krassman from The Muppet Movie Vlad Dracula from Hotel Transylvannia 2 Alan Cumming as the White Rabbit: Floop from Spy Kids The Emcee from Cabaret(1993,1998) Sara Ramirez as the Queen of Hearts: Calliope Torres from Grey's Anatomy Queen Miranda from Sofia the First

Through the Looking Glass(2016)-

Sacha Baron Cohen as Time: King Julien XIII from Madagascar Signor Adolfo Pirelli from Sweeney Todd- The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(movie) Uncle Ugo from Luca Matt Vogel as Wilkins: Big Bird(since 1998)/Count Von Count(since 2013) from Sesame Street Uncle Deadly/Floyd Pepper/Sweetums/Lew Zealand/Crazy Harry/Camilla the Chicken/Robin the Frog from The Muppets(since 2008) Kermit the Frog from The Muppets(since 2020) Rhys Ifans as Zanik Hightopp: Xenophilius Lovegood from Harry Potter franchise Curt Connors/The Lizard from Amazing Spider-Man Richard Armitage as King Oleron: Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit Hattie Morahan as Queen Elsemere: Enchantress from Beauty and the Beast(2017) Kyle Herbert as Young Bayard: Big the Cat from Sonic Frontiers Wally Wingert as Humpty Dumpty: Almighty Tallest Red from Invader Zim Time from Disney Infinity 3.0 Riddler from Lego DC Super Villains/Batman-Arkham Hank Pym from Avengers- Earth's Mightiest Heroes Jon Arbuckle from The Garfield Show(2008) Renji Abari from Bleach

Alice By Heart(2019)-

Colton Ryan as Alfred Halam/White Rabbit: Connor Murphy from Dear Evan Hansen(movie) Wesley Taylor as Harold Pudding/Hatter: Sheldon Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants the Musical Honorable Mentions that have no footage of them playing the characters: Mike Faist as Alfred Halam/White Rabbit- Connor Murphy from Dear Evan Hansen(musical) Ben Platt as Alfred Halam/White Rabbit- Evan Hansen from Dear Evan Hansen Phillipa Soo as Tabitha/Cheshire Puss- Eliza Schuyler from Hamilton Anthony Ramos as Angus/Caterpillar- Phillip Hamilton from Hamilton

Come Away(2020)-

Angelina Jolie as Rose Littleton/Queen of Hearts: Maleficent from Maleficent Lola from Shark Tale Tigress from Kung Fu Panda

Alice's Wonderland Bakery(2022)-

Audrey Wasilewski as Dinah/Three Anne: Tucker Carbuckle from My Life as a Teenage Robot Arlene from Garfield(2009) Ortensia from Epic Mickey franchise Stealth Elf from Skylanders Megan Olsen from Infinity Train Craig Ferguson as Doorknob: Gobber from How to Train Your Dragon Owl from Winnie the Pooh(2011) Lord Macintosh from Brave Eden Espinosa as the Queen Valentina of Hearts: Cassandra from Tangled the Series Bobby Moynihan as Tweedle Don't/Dill: Panda from We Bare Bears Louie from Ducktales(2017) Dude from Descendants Donald Faison as Harry the March Hare: Christopher Turk from Scrubs Max Mittelman as Cheshire Cat: Saitama from One-Punch Man Plaqq from Miraculous Ladybug Ryuji Sakamoto from Persona 5 Red Velvet Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom Arataki Itto from Genshin Impact George Salazar as Dad Hatter: Michael Mell from Be More Chill Grover from The Lightning Thief Musical Mandy Gonzalez as Mother Rose: Nina Rosario from In the Heights Yvette Nicole Brown as Mama Rabbit: Coach Roberts from Inside Out 2 Lesley Nicol as Iris: Mrs. Patmore from Downtown Abbey Merle Dandridge as the Silver Queen: Alyx Vance from Half-Life Marlene from The Last of Us Ana Gasteyer as Kiki the Caterpillar: Betsy Heron from Mean Girls Lamorne Morris as Dandy: Winston Bishop from New Girl Christopher Fitzgerald as Thistle: Boq from Wicked Ogie Anhorn from Waitress Matthew Moy as David of Spades: Lars Barriga from Steven Universe Shroomboom from Skylanders James Monroe Iglehart as Oliver the Onion: Genie from Aladdin on Broadway Asmodeus/Vortex from Helluva Boss Zestial from Hazbin Hotel Kausar Mohammed as Ms. Parvaneh: Yasmina Fadoula from Jurassic World- Camp Cretaceaus/Chaos Theory Cleo de Nile from Monster High(2022) Mark Williams as Ribbitton: Arthur Weasley from Harry Potter franchise Horace from 101 Dalmatians(1996) Karen Fukuhara as Sakura: Katana from Suicide Squad(2016) Glimmer from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power(2018) Kipo Oak from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts Isabella Abiera as Milly the Carpenter: Hazel from Infinity Train Dee Bradley Baker as Jabbie the Jabberwock: Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb

Rise of Red(2024)-

Leonardo Nam as Maddox Hatter: Felix Lutz from Westworld Kylie Cantrall as Princess Red of Hearts: Dani from High School Musical-The Musical The Series(season 4)

[blindrapture]

SATURDAY JULY 2ND, 2011 (Rael's Exodus IV: EAT)

8:12 AM I dreamt of a wide ocean. Storm clouds flocked in, and then a finger rose from the sea. It extended, revealing a hand, and then an arm. It was an absolutely giant arm. Then I heard Genesis playing. The arm became a shoulder, and something else was about to rise out of the water when I woke up. I woke up to “The Fountain of Salmacis.”

8:20 AM “Good morning, passengers. This is your captain speaking. We’re over halfway across the Atlantic, making great progress, should be touching down on New Jersey soil on Monday. “Now, uh.. it seems that a lot of you are gone. Well, don’t worry! We’ll pull through this, the rest of you, and we’ll survive. In the meantime, we’ve got some fantastic music here. Still in Yates’ collection, and uh.. well, it’s really growing on me! It’s some great stuff. That was Nursery Cryme, Genesis, for the second time. And uh.. I think we’ll give this one here a try. Meddle, by.. Pink Floyd! “So yes, smooth sailing, all that. Stay alive! Fitzgerald out.”

9:02 AM Donnie’s up. We’re gonna go get some breakfast.

9:14 AM There’s a kid here in the hall. That’s Miss DeNumante’s kid. Brian’s his name, I think. He seems.. quiet. Is he alright?

9:15 AM Donnie’s taking care of him. She’s taking him with us.

9:21 AM Bacon and eggs for breakfast! Yum.

9:30 AM Ms. Desmond walked by the door. I asked Donnie if she can leave Brian here for a bit. She’s getting Chef Gusteau to look after him for us.

9:33 AM Where is Ms. Desmond going?

9:34 AM Donnie’s caught up. She scared me. >.>

9:35 AM Terry’s gone in a circle. She’s going into the dining room. ..Brian’s staring at her. He’s following her with his eyes.

9:36 AM WHOA HEY HEY HEY OH GOD TIGER STRIPES SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!

9:37 AM She got away. She killed Chef Gusteau, and she got away with it. Goddammit! Motherefsdfjfuckeffsdi9gis, everyone’s dying. But you should have seen her. She picked Zach up and just freaking threw him at a wall, fucking superhuman strength. Then she grabbed a knife. My god, the Rake and Masky are dead, but we’ve got even bigger problems.

9:50 AM “Uh.. attention, passengers? Captain speaking. I’ve just been informed that.. the ship’s chef, Zach Gusteau, is.. dead. “Hm. Maybe there’s really a problem going on. Could everyone gather in the bridge? Everyone that’s alive, that is. We’re gonna have a meeting and a headcount. In the meantime, stay alive. Fitzgerald out.”

10:44 AM We did the headcount. Passenger-wise, there’s Richard and Meredith Burgandy (who freaked out over their door being kicked down, but didn’t mention any papers), Mister and Missus Finch and Omar (Mister and Omar were quiet and stuck together; Missus looks highly stressed and lost in thought), Mister and Missus Haggard (stayed away from each other the whole time, refused to acknowledge each other’s existence), Mister and Missus Tickrand (said not a word), and Brian DeNumante (said not a word). And of course, Jordan and DonDonnie and Jordan. Crew-wise, there’s Captain Jonathan Fitzgerald and Doctor Jackson. That’s it. Ms. Terry Desmond was absent. We counted fourteen people left. Nearly half the boat’s dead. o_o People wanted to know what’s going on. Captain Fitzgerald explained that there were two deadly serial killers on-board, but they have both been dispatched. So now there’s “nothing to worry about.” People are still worried. I don’t blame ‘em!

11:03 AM ..Doctor Jackson’s wait Mister Finch is leading Doctor Jackson to the deck. Omar’s with them. I’m gonna follow them this time.

11:08 AM ..o_____o They threw him overboard! They threw him overboard! What the ffff

11:09 AM And now they’re helping him back up. And.. now he’s quiet. HELLO I WAS JUST LEAVING

11:11 AM I WISH I CAN MAKE IT BACK TO MY ROOM

11:23 AM Oh hi Donnie, please may I have a cuddle, thank you.

11:25 AM We’ve clearly got some sort of.. I dunno, conspiracy or something going on among certain passengers. Except it’s an apocalyptic conspiracy of monsters and stuff. God, I don’t know. I really don’t, journal. I’m still tired. I mean, I’ve been sleeping a lot lately, but I just.. sometimes I don’t want to wake up at all, y’know? I just wanna be back in America. I wanna get off this ship alive. ._.;

11:58 AM Door knocking. o_e ..it’s the Haggards.

11:59 AM They’ve decided that the safest way to make it through this trip alive would be to stick together. They want us to come with them and get all the other passengers together for the rest of the trip. That’s the smartest plan I’ve heard yet.

12:14 PM The Burgandys agreed to stick with us.

12:19 PM ..I saw something. Someone.

12:20 PM TERRY She’s gone where is she what’s she planning?

12:21 PM Wherever she is, she’s following us. o_e

12:24 PM FCN MFS MISSUS FINCH, fucking no, that’s just no c’mon where did she even get a gun She k TERRY GODDAMMIT NO DAMMIT GETB AK Goddammit. I can’t help anyone. WAIT WAHT THFUFKC HOLY FCUK OH MY GOD WINGS

1:02 PM First of all, Missus Finch is dead. Looked to be a suicide, but what difference does it make at this point? Ms. Desmond struck again. This time, she got both of the Haggards. She was gonna get more of us, but then Mister Finch stepped in and knocked her to the ground. Then he >_< His back it ripped open All this blood everywhere but it wasn’t blood It was water D: And out of his back extended two giant wings of flesh and pulsating organs. He’s a fucking Flying Zombie, somehow he’s augvjsdvaI junfodsi She ran then she retreated The Burgandys ran too. Fast. Donnie and I are back in our own room. It’s the safest we’ve been just shut up, gah. Brian’s okay. He is. But will we be? After long enough? >.<

3:39 PM Fell asleep. Dreamt of water. Water. More water. My watery grave. …fuck it, I’m going back to it.

5:25 PM Woke up to banging on door.

5:46 PM It’s Mister Finch and Omar. “Follow You Follow Me.” That’s.. what Mister Finch said. Then they left. ..I’m.. gonna follow them.

5:47 PM Donnie’s coming too. Mostly because Brian ran right out the door and is following the others like we are.

6:01 PM It’s the deck. ..Mister Finch, Omar, Brian, Mister and Missus Tickrand, and Doctor Jackson are gathered here. Looking at me blankly. “Rael, it appears to be time to tell you about my private matter.” I asked why everyone else is here. They all said “I’m the only one here.” At the same time. I hear splashes from below. What have I gotten myself into. Mister Finch steps forward. “In madness, you dwell, Rael. Welcome to the End Complete.” The.. what. "You like that style of music, don't you? You and your friend. It gets your attention. I realize this may be a lot to bear, but— as much as I would rather not admit it— I need.. another pair of eyes." I.. but who? Who are you? “Oh, must you ask such questions? ..I suppose, yes, you must. Ordinarily I would relish the challenge of placing myself within your words, and perhaps it would benefit me to consult with the others on the ways they would recommend, but this is a strange time for all of us. I will try to be brief.

"If you are to identify me, and not any of my bodies, I believe the accepted nomenclature coined by humans is the Evolutionary Adverse Trigger, or, pleasingly, EAT. In fact, I would insist upon EAT, rather than the former. You humans are better at coming up with acronyms than you are at scientific names. How have you not yet figured out the necessity of the aesthetic consideration in functional, scientific contexts? You do not separate the mind and the body, and you do not separate the aesthetic from the functional. It's just a matter of efficient communication." Uh. Okay. o___o; EAT. Hi.. EAT. "I digress. I am not used to the habit of direct conversation with humans. Are we done with the matter of identity? I would like to proceed." Yeah. Sorry. "Please. You've noticed the progressive instability of our environment?" The.. ship? "The Earth." Oh. The apocalypse thing. "What do you know of the reason?" donnie "Rapture is coming." "Yes. Rapture. Do you know anything of Rapture?" Religion? Something about rabbit holes and doors. And INDISEN. "Going down the list, firstly, this has nothing to do with any Earthly religion, past or present. Second is the dDoors. That's capital-D, journal-keeper." Y-yes, got it. o: "You've read the papers I helped you obtain?" Yes. “So you’ve made the connection between ‘rabbit holes’ and Doors." Uh! looking at donnie she's looking back at me Um! No, EAT. "Well, Rael, they're one and the same. The Doors are the 'rabbit holes.' And the Doors are the key to Rapture, the key to identifying, navigating, and, perhaps, addressing Rapture."

donnie "Addressing? So you're.. 'against' Rapture?" "You have to ask? Understand: No living thing on Earth wants Rapture. Not even we Fears want Rapture." ..'Fears?' "Capital F, make sure you get that. It's a term that has stuck among my peers. They seem to like it. I believe a human invented the term for us first, as throughout your history we have inspired your storytelling, in fact your drive for abstraction— itself born from storytelling— comes from us. As storytelling, and by extension verbal communication, has trended in many directions over hundreds of thousands of years, so too have your names for us. And, as horror is your culture's current storytelling drive, it was only natural that your new name for us would stem from horror. Hence, 'Fear,' as I understand it." Uh....… "You used to call us 'gods.'" .… oh god. "Quite." donnie "Was the Harlequin a g-- a Fear?"

"Yes. And we know what you two did to her. You are attracting attention, as humans aren't normally known for dealing such decisive action to us— though, again, these are special circumstances. Most of my peers will want to get a look at you, and indeed some are already planning to. I hope, for your sakes, that they will decide you are a curiosity rather than an X factor. An X factor makes plans interesting. You do not want to make their plans interesting." ...>___<;; "..of course, some of us aspire for nothing less than to be made curious, and I count myself among those ranks. It might even be in my best interests to keep the two of you... alive. You have inertia. Your story is underway. You have— in fact, you are— an opportunity to test some theories and find out how some uncertainties work. You can help me learn of the Indisen if you're careful." R-right! Indisen! Let's talk about them! "The Indisen are another X factor, albeit one that pose a threat to me." Why are they called 'Indisen?' "Oh, I made the term. It stands for Individualistic Sentience. I do not think I handled the aesthetic value of the terms as well as the Genera did with mine…" Sorry, individualistic sentience? What does that mean? all the bodies are looking out at the sea. Pausing. "I want you to first understand that I have many bodies." We're looking at them, yes. "No, you are looking at a group of them. This one you are specifically focused on, formerly Edward Finch, is but one of thousands." o_______o;;;;

"These days, my bodies are known as Camper. We are the Camper. EAT is the Camper, and the Camper are EAT, being of knowledge." they all said that at once. I should have expected it, but, it's still disconcerting. "And then the Indisen are Camper who.. are no longer a part of me. This was not possible until May 21st. On that day, I lost all sense of a single body. Upon investigation, I found that body, that Camper, acting of its own will. Hence: Individualistic Sentience." ...so Ms. Desmond… "The body formerly known as Terry Desmond is no longer a human. She became me. Then, not that long ago, she, too, became detached from me. The Indisen are dangerous, Rael. They're fighting back, against me, and against bystanders. I do not observe discrimination in their hostility, not predictably so anyway. They're acting very much like cornered animals, but with the very real potential to be as intelligent and cunning as any of you." ..shit. okay. And you say they arrived on May 21st? "The first day of red sky, yes. So I am led to believe they are directly connected to Zan— the.. apocalypse." Huh? "Never you mind. I still have uncertainties and suspicions. As far as facts are concerned, I've told you all you need to know. Now we come to the end of our discussion, and I must ask that you pay close attention to the Indisen from now on, wherever you should meet them. More than that, do your best to stay alive, won't you? If you were of sufficient interest to the Harlequin, you will be of interest to me, and I like to be interested."

....… .....… Okay!! .....… .....… Wait, we're turning to leave now, but actually, I should probably ask you something. "Please, ask." There's a festival in the rabb the Doors, a music festival, with a crowd of bodies that.. remind me of you. And it's. It's literally called the Camper Festival. "…" Is this.. your thing? "You've managed to give me completely new, pertinent,information after a single conversation. I am processing the information, and I am processing the fact that you have volunteered it." So. You didn't even know about it? o_o "I didn't." ... "You've had a long journey. I suggest you return to your rooms and wait for sleep."

11:00 PM six

(Attached: “And there you have it, there’s the abstract equation herself. ‘Being of knowledge,’ that’s very much her kind of self-description. Not at all accurate, but Salmacis rarely tries to be when it comes to herself. If I had to wager a guess, I’d say that’s a side effect of never really having a singular body to identify with. Salmacis is, at all times, many bodies and one mind. Always getting more bodies, and with the apocalypse losing them. Depersonalization is probably second-nature to her. Salmacis is, you could say, 'classically’ minded. It doesn’t believe in ruling through fear, though don’t let that fool you into thinking it’ll never go out of her way to intentionally scar a person for life. It’ll just do it for the sake of.. curiosity. To see what happens. Never stand in her way, never threaten her, and never threaten her planet. You’ll find out why some call her EAT. Then you might get to join her mind, and you’ll never worry about your problems ever again. You’ll never feel again. You’ll never do anything of your own will, for you will no longer have a will, or rather you’ll come to terms with the idea that perhaps none of us ever had one to begin with.”)

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Imaginary Monsters

Part One: Childhood Dreams

Ms. Grace had thirteen four year-old in her current preschool class. They learned letters and numbers, how to write their names, how to share and form emotional connections, and how to hunt monsters.

Each day when they ventured out to the playground, they would fight the battles that they believed to be only a game of pretend. The imaginary foes that were out of their nightmares, and only they had the power to save everyone else from the terror.

Quinn was leading the charge. At four years old, she already knew that she was born to be the leader, without her in charge they would never succeed. “Alex, Chuyu, handle the shadow by the fence.”

They saw the form crawling over the wood and ran to engage. Alex pictured himself holding a sword of light. He could feel the metal in his hand. Feel the heat pour off the blade. But it was all in his head right? They were all just children.

Chuyu with a quiet determination called upon her power, hands and eyes ignited with a matching glow. With laser precision she was able to shoot fire from her eyes, and flowed up with a strike from each of her hands.

Alex swung his sword. Striking before the shadow could reform. Ending the creatures with the magic of his burning light.

They celebrated their victory, jumping up and down as they cheered the wonders of their skills.

“Jackson go help Jennifer, she fell off the slide.” Quinn called, seeing her classmate fallen to the ground and the shadows closing in on the girl.

Quinn climbed to the top of the climber. Balancing on the edge. The shadow was taking form in front of her. She saw the horns, the spiked tail, the body dividing into two, and the head splitting apart. With no hesitation she closed her hands into fists and jumped off. Swinging her arms back she was charging up power for her strike. Landing on the partially corporal shadow, she punched the creature. Breaking him apart as she made her way down to the ground.

Landing in a superhero pose, she took in the scene around her. All of her friends were giving it their all they had, yet somehow there were more shadows than they had ever seen. She glanced towards the clock hanging on the wall, only five minutes left. They had five more minutes on the playground, five more minutes to save the school and maybe the whole world from the nightmares that were able to escape.

They could not fail. They were the ones to see the shadows, and they had to protect everyone else from the invading nightmares. It was all on them.

Quinn saw her friends fighting with everything that they had. Working together, being the force that they needed to be. She hoped it was enough.

There was Noah and Victor working together to make the floor turn into lava. Standing on the climber, pushing their will into the space below. Safe off the ground, and going to burn away the shadows that managed to find them.

Xueqi was holding down the tunnel. Trapping the shadows inside. Forcing them to disappear, for if there was no light, the shadows would cease to be.

Jacob was everywhere he needed to be, being the doctor to save all of his friends. Running all over the playground, whenever someone stumbled or got the slightest hint at being hurt. Passing along his healing magic, knowing they all had to keep going.

The shadow of the climber started to move. Taking form, becoming more solid. The creature that had hunted their nightmares for as long as they could remember: the claws as sharp as scissors, the teeth as numerous as the stars, the creature as large as the school, Scary Larry.

They could not fight Scary Larry. They were children, and he was the eternal monster powered by their fear.

All of the students locked eyes with each other. Understanding the severity of the situation.

Luca was the first to move, running to the center of the playground, holding his hands out to his side waiting for his friends to join in. Arissa came to his side, joining hands.

Luca. Arissa. Chuyu. Alex. Noah. Victor. Jacob. Xuieq. Jennifer. Jackson. Quinn. Lucas. Leia. One by one, they all came together, forming the circle that will banish Scary Larry once and for all.

Each child ignited in the color of their power. Channeling their energies for a common goal.

Teal. Fuchsia. Magenta. Turquoise. Orange. Cobalt. Lime. Pink. Violet. Maroon. Coral. Scarlet. Lilac. The rainbow coming together. Individuality united for the common goal. Sending all that they had into the center of the circle. Mixing to form the blinding white light that formed in the middle of Scary Larry. Burning him away. Erasing him from existence. The children had the power, they were no longer afraid of those kinds of nightmares.

Ms. Grace clapped her hands, calling the attention of her students. “Time to line up.”

The students dropped each other’s hands. Running over to go pick up their coats and water bottles. Taking on the jobs of the classroom.

Quinn was in front, as she was the line leader for the day. With Alex and Arissa behind her for the door holders. Chuyu was holding the back pack with the first aid kit. All of them forming one line. Ready to follow their teacher into the building for them to get ready for lunch.

A battle known by no one else had been won. Even if they would not get the glory, they were still going to celebrate. The world was saved, and they were heroes, that was what mattered after all.

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Tidbit Tuesday

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This is a look into the eventual sequel to “But I’m An Avery”. When Mark and Jackson’s dynamic is a bit more defined.

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Derek chuckles and claps Mark on the back as they enter the daycare lobby. Erica happily checks their IDs. Even though both are prominent figures in the hospital, they are still required to show proof. It gives Mark a sense of security when it comes to his little boy.

“Long days?” She asks as she compares Derek’s to the information on the screen.

“Very,” Derek reports. “We had a combined surgery that lasted 8 hours.”

“Oh, you both must be exhausted,” Erica says as she passes back Derek’s ID and then turns to the chief of plastics.

Mark nods and hands over his license. “I can’t wait to get home and just cuddle with my Jack Attack.”

Derek nods in agreement. Once Erica has confirmed Mark is really Mark, the two doctors head back to the room. There aren’t as many Littles now, given it’s nearly 6. Most are picked up by the non-doctor caregiver. But in Mark’s case, he’s a single parent. And Meredith’s still on the clock until 10. Daycare’s only open until 8.

It doesn’t take long for Alex to drop his toy truck and bolt for his dad. He nearly knocks him over in a hug. Derek is quick to adjust himself and cuddle him close.

“Whoa there, Tiger.”

“Missed you!”

“I missed you too.”

As Derek kisses all over his face, Mark looks around. There’s no sign of Jackson. He peeks his head into the nursery window. Empty.

His heartbeat picks up as his eyes dart around the room. It takes him way too long to find a teacher. It’s not Ms. Courtney as expected, but instead a woman Mark has never seen before with a name badge that reads “Ms. Polly”. Mark races over to her.

“Where’s Jackson?”

Polly tilts her head. “Who?”

Mark grits his teeth. “Dr. Jackson Sloan. My son. Where the hell is he?!”

Polly’s green eyes grow wide. She begins sputtering. “I…I don’t know.”

Mark’s entire world sinks in.

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37 - The Mikaelson Grandchild

Part 38

Family is More than Blood

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I wasn’t sure what time it was. I just knew that it must be really late since the kids are all asleep in their bedrooms of the mansion. Walking through the hallway I halted in my tracks outside the younger one's door. Rapunzel and Charming were each asleep in their own separate cribs. “They sure are far more adorable when they’re asleep.”

“Hey, what are you doing up?” Whipping my head around I saw Klaus standing behind me with no shirt on and just some shorts on.

He responded by wrapping his arms around my waist from behind. “I was enjoying a restful night’s sleep until I went and found my wife’s side of the bed empty. Would you care to tell me why you’re up watching them?”

“I just couldn't sleep. With the girls now adults and Henrik growing up so fast I don't want to miss any moments with them.” I answered his question.

Klaus nodded, resting his chin on my shoulder closely watching them sleep too. He didn't have to admit it for his wife to know that he would carry them around all day if he could. He would do everything in his power to make sure he got to watch his younger kids grow up unlike how things happened with the triplets. “I know why you're watching them, Rae. I don't want to lose any time with them.”

“It's not just that, Nik.” Spinning around on my feet I met his gaze.

He lowered his gaze to mine. “Then what else is troubling you?”

“What if I can’t be there for them like I was with Henrik and the girls. I mean now we are running an entire school for supernatural creatures. I just am afraid that this will consume my time and I’ll miss out on things.” I admit to him weakly.

Klaus grabs my shoulders gently. “Raelyn, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You are nothing but the best mother in the world.”

“You really feel that way?” I asked him through tears that had slipped down my face.

He nodded his head. “Yes I 100% feel that way. You are a wonderful mother and headmistress.”

“Thank you, Nik. I just don’t want to miss out on the big moments in any of our children's lives.” I laid my head on his chest staring at my sleeping twin babies.

He kissed the crown of my heart, bending my forehead down so he could do so. “You’re welcome, Rae.” He draped one arm over my shoulder looking at his sleeping kids.

Rapunzel rolled over on her side and Charming was sucking on his thumb. I intertwined my freehand with my husband's knowing that no matter what we wouldn’t let anyone keep us from our kids ever again. We had gone through hell and back for one another. Meaning we would do anything to see our children grow up with us by their sides.

Rushing through the hospital doors every single member of the Mikaelson family was in a panic over Alina’s baby coming. None of us thought it would happen tonight. I rushed forward to the front desk seeing a nurse sitting there. “Excuse me, we need a doctor. My daughter is going into labor.”

“We will try and get a doctor right away. But it is very late at night.” She explained.

Klaus moved around me grabbing the woman by her shirt compelling her. “You will get the best doctor around immediately and you will put great care in my daughter and the baby she is about to deliver!”

The nurse scrambled out of the desk leaving us alone. It took only a few minutes before we were given a room. Jackson helped Alina up into the bed and she winced holding her stomach meaning the contractions had started. “Ugh! How bad was it for you mom?”

“Oh baby…uh my experience involved witches trying to sacrifice you all for your magic.” I crossed my arms over my chest leaning in the doorway. Klaus had the babies in the lobby with Henrik. My brother and Hayley had been called too.

Alina winced, throwing her head back against the pillows. “Oh God!”

“Ms. Keener, I was notified by the nurse. And she said you are almost ready to push.” A red headed nurse came in the room holding a chart.

Jackson held onto his wife's hand. “How bad will it be?”

“Given that it's her first child I would say it might not be very comfortable. Now we need to talk about who are the two going to be in the room with you?” The nurse looked around the room seeing me, Missy, Hope and Jackson all in the room.

Alina croaked through some tears. “Mom…can it be you and my sisters?”

“Oh ma'am we don't normally allow-”

I cut the nurse off short, grabbing her by the shoulder compelling her. “You aren't going to worry about this. Now go get the doctor please.”

“I'll wait in the hallway with your dad if that’s okay?” Jackson asked his wife, kissing Alina’s forehead after she nodded yes in agreement.

He left the room at the same time the doctor came in with the nurses. She was sat in the position on the bed and I had tied her hair up in a bun so it wasn’t in her way. Missy and Hope were on either side of her bed and I stood by Hope. “Okay, you're ready to push now Mrs. Keener.” The doctor declared sitting at the end of the bed.

“Lina, you're gonna be okay and so is the baby.” I attempted to reassure her by being able to hear the infant heartbeat inside of her.

The contractions started coming closer together when she gave some of her first few pushes. My heart started banging against my chest and I already felt tired. "It's starting to come out, Alina. Just a few more big pushes."

Hope and Missy winced sharply when she squeezed their hands even tighter. I moved closer to her on the bed reaching out to touch her for comfort knowing this had to be hard. Sweat was sticking to her forehead. "I can't do this, mom…I can’t!"

“Yes you can, sweetheart.” I touched her arm and I saw my hand turning red.

Alina winced. “Agh! Mom.” I shut my eyes tightly seeing a bad memory flash through my mind.

Shutting my eyes tightly I revealed my fangs out from inside my mouth slamming my hands on the wooden floor needing to feel the magic in my blood. “Magia tollux de terras…Magia tollux de terras….Magia tollux de terras!”

I tried to fight against her but her hands turned red siphoning my strength away from me. “Valerie, let me go…aaagh!” I moaned in pain collapsing to the wooden floor in front of the other heretic.

“Ah Alina, I'm sorry.” I yanked my hand away and stepped back against the wall beginning to feel uneasy.

She bared my teeth doing one final push that took the last of her energy that she had left. An infant's cry filled the room where she threw her head back onto the pillows. Gulping a lump down my throat I slowly controlled my breathing while the nurse wrapped the baby in a blanket handing them to my daughter. "Congratulations, you have a baby boy. Have you thought of a name?"

“We have but..I want Jack in here before I say the name.” Alina cradled the baby against her chest.

The nurse nodded, stepping out of the room. “I'll go get them.” She came back in with Jackson and the others.

“Alina, are you okay?” Jackson immediately went over to her, covering his face with his hands letting some tears slip out. “Oh my god..what's his name?”

“Xavier Thor Keener.” Alina declared with a smile on her face.

Klaus stands in the doorway he went to touch me. He reaches down, intertwining my hand with his. “Raelyn -ah!” He winced where I moved my gaze down quickly where I could see our hands were red together.

“Nik genius! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.” I apologized, yanking my hand away from his slowly walking backwards away from him in the hallway. “I…I should go.”

Klaus turned on his feet sensing that something wasn't right with me at this moment. “Rae, what’s wrong, love?”

“I just need to go now…” I spun on my feet vamping down the hallway until I was outside in the parking lot. Pressing my hands on the hood of the car I felt a tightening in my chest. “No, no, no. You're stronger than this….The Hollow is gone. You can control yourself.”

Someone vamped behind me and I didn't need to turn around to know who it was. “Raelyn, what the hell was that back there?”

“I didn't mean to hurt you…I didn't mean to hurt Alina either. I…I just needed some air so you can go back inside and see our grandchild. I'll be right back in there.” Holding my hands up I croaked through tears keeping a distance from my own husband.

He stepped forward sensing that I wasn't in my right mind at the moment. “Look, you're just overwhelmed. You'll be fine when you go in there and see our grandson.”

“No! Klaus, I can’t be around people right now. I’m gonna go back to the mansion and just tell Alina I’m sorry for leaving early.” I sniffed through some more tears vamping away from the parking lot before he could say anything. Klaus just stared off in the distance of where his wife was where he ran his hands through his hair, trying to process everything.

I wasn’t sure what time it was or how long it had been since I had been home back in the mansion. Walking through the mansion I went downstairs into the basement knowing what I needed was done there. Since we had young kids I didn’t feel it was safe to have many weapons around for the twins sake. Opening the cabinet door I wasn’t sure what made me keep it, maybe it was because I always thought that I would get my revenge on Kai sooner. “Fructose ispiritus…” I mumbled under my breath clutching the hunting knife in both hands feeling my magic slipping away into the blade.

“Raelyn!” Whipping my head around I stumbled into the shelves seeing my husband standing on the wooden steps. “Bloody hell what are you doing down here?”

I lowered the knife down to just my right hand changing the subject. “How’s our daughter and grandson?”

“They’re fine. Have to stay in the hospital for a couple of days. Now why do you have a knife and where did you find it?” He asked me coming closer until we were almost chest to chest.

I held onto the blade tightly lifting it up in my hands seeing my reflection in it. “It’s the knife Kai stabbed Jo with. The same hunting knife that contained her magic until the night they merged again.”

“What did you do?” Klaus questioned.

“I put my magic away for safe keeping. I know that we defeated the Hollow but I am not in my right mind, Nik. I…I accidentally siphoned from you and Alina without even realizing it. I can’t trust myself right now especially with magic. So…I put it away in here.” I clutched the knife again laying it down on the freezer beside me brushing past my husband.

Klaus went to grab my arm but I vamped away from him to the top of the stairs knowing he would try and convince me otherwise that I was fine when I knew that I wasn’t at the moment. “Rae…wait a second.”

“My magic will only come out of the knife when I willingly want it too. This is my decision, Klaus and you can’t change my mind.” I left him there without another word and his eyes fell on the knife beside him.

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[3katanas]

𝙿𝙴𝙾𝙿𝙻𝙴 𝙸'𝙳 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 !

favorite colors: green and pink

favorite flavors: coffee, caramel, coconut

favorite genres: fantasy

favorite music: honestly its all over the board, but i don't like rap

favorite movie(s): lord of the rings, ms winterborne, descendants

favorite series: One piece (LA), fruits basket, fairy tail, naruto, bleach, bridgerton, wednesday, teen wolf, doctor who, song of the moon, ashes of love, eternal love, eternal love of dream, love and destiny, love between fairy and demon, till the end of the moon, back from the brink, faith (2012), boys over flowers, (i could keep listing asian dramas all day honestly)

last song: the way of the sword by hans zimmer (its from Zoros instrumental playlist for when i'm writing)

last series: gyeongseong creature

last movie: Candy Cane Lane

currently reading: The Ashes and the Star-Cursed King (The Crowns of Nyaxia) by Carissa Broadbent 

currently watching: gods theres a list.....one piece (anime), bleach, gyeongseong creature, percy jackson, loki, dragons of wonderhatch, moon in the day, the last immortal, my demon

currently working on: catching up on tumblr, crochet projects, various other things in life lol

tagged by: @climatact tagging: all my followers? is that something I can do?

[spacefinch]

More MSB headcanons

(with some Doctor Who and other sci-fi)

Dorothy Ann is named after Dorothy Catherine "D.C." Fontana, one of the writers for Star Trek. Still have to figure out where the "Ann" comes from.

Her book bag is bigger on the inside-- just like the TARDIS. This is how she always has just the right book for any occasion.

D.A. and Carlos have met the Doctor a few times-- the first few times, they met him in his tenth regeneration, and then years later, they met the Thirteenth Doctor.

They're the only two kids in the Science Squad* to go toe-to-toe with the Daleks.

*the Science Squad is what I'll be calling Ms. Frizzle's class in this post. This includes: Arnold, Ralphie, Keesha, Phoebe, Carlos, Tim, Wanda, and Dorothy Ann-- as well as Mikey and Jyoti (and occasionally Janet, on the rare occasion she isn't being a pain.)

About Walkerville and its residents: They are INCREDIBLY chill with weird stuff happening in their town.

To recap a few of the things that have canonically happened:

There is an ancient house/museum that may or may not have a resident ghost. Said house is also used as a concert hall.

One time a talk show host tried to invent Walkerville's version of the Loch Ness Monster.

There was also that one time when all the recycled material turned back into garbage, in part thanks to Wanda.

There's a bus/spaceship mechanic who lives out in the middle of nowhere and has aliens as customers.

In most places, people would either be very excited or very freaked out about aliens coming to visit. Not in Walkerville. Whenever aliens come there, the residents (especially older folk) just go, "Welp, it's them aliens again," and pull up a chair. Kind of like how Midwesterners will sit outside watching thunderstorms and tornadoes.

Other headcanons:

This is a fairly popular one, but Ms. Frizzle is definitely a Time Lady and her bus is her TARDIS.

She also gave D.A. her bigger-on-the-inside book bag.

For the sole purpose of crossovers, my version of the MSB-verse also exists in the Percy Jackson universe.

Almost all of the kids in the science squad are Greek demigods, and attend Camp Half-Blood during the summer.

Arnold is the only one who's 100 percent mortal human. Unlike the others, he's not as used to crazy adventures and field trips at first.

Ralphie: Son of Apollo

Keesha: Daughter of Epithron (the spirit of shrewdness, carefulness, and thoughtfulness)

Phoebe: Daughter of Demeter

Carlos and Mikey: Sons of Athena

Tim: Son of Hephaestus

Wanda: Daughter of Hermes

Dorothy Ann: Daughter of Urania (the Muse of Astronomy)

[lickthisquartet]

Positions (1970) dir. Tom Parker

"Switchin' the positions for you (for you, ah) Cookin' in the kitchen, and I'm in the bedroom I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumpin' through hoops Know my love infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do That I won't do, switchin' for you" - Positions by Ariana Grande

"I thought theres no use getting, into heavy petting, It only leads to trouble and, seat wetting," - Toucha Toucha Touch Me-RHPS

HOT OR NOT

For a Soft-core film this is surprisingly sexy. The wonders of Erotic Touch I guess.

Historical "COCK"-text

God this was a uphill battle in terms of research. If someone can gift me just like 500 books on this historical of the american pornography scene that would be great thanks.

Here's What we Know.

Positions AKA Positions Professor is a softcore porno directed by Tom Parker and Produced by Topar Films.

There is some evidence that there may have been a secondary film studio involved. IMDB lists Coeval Films and the films itself includes the cue card that this is a FEATURE presentation. Which is delightfully vague. It was restored and distrubuted by Vinegar Syndrome possible around 2019. Despite this there is no official listing by VS on there website, any of the fan-made catelogues or through there smut label Musiline. My best guess is that it didn't survive the transfer when they seperated there adult content in 2022

Speaking of lack of information there is only three people credited in the film. Gene Rowland, Lynn Harris, and Sheri Jackson. Interestingly while this was not any of there first films it was very early in all three of there careers. The rest of the actors, (by my count about 6), are unknown. I would say they are uncredited but there are no credits for this film.

So who is Topar Films.

Founded in california in either 1970 or 1971, (the records are a bit confusing in terms of timeline), Topar Films INC, was created by Tom Parker.

Richard Haines mentions it in passing in his book "The Moviegoing experience 1968-2001" as a distibutor of explotation and cheap kids films and various other mentions to there ouvre tend to be there on there pulp films Such as SS Girls (1977), a Naziplotation film, Sudden Death (1977), a action film set in the south pacific, and of course Aphrodisiac!: The Sexual Secret of Marijuana(1971).

While these works were in the softcore genre there is some evidence that the Parkers were involved with the porn distrubution scene in LA. In 1971 the San Rafeal Daily discribes a Raid on there offices. Two years later in 1973 there listed in Harmer vs A Motion Picture Film Entitled "The Devil in Miss Jones, et al" as a one of the parties involved in a "Hydra", essentially a pornography ring distrubiting the film between a series of private residents and cinemas. Its unknown what tom parkers exact role was in this porno conspiracy.

Despite the legal woes Topar Films appears to have done fairly well for themselves. They opened 4 regional branches in Boston, Chicago, Dallas, and Canada. It is unknown when exactly Topar Films disbanded. Business Records are spotty and also I'm too tired to learn what all those acronyms mean.

At time of writing I am still waiting to here back from Vinegar Syndrome about there relationship to this film so hopefully we get some information on them.

THOT Synopsis

[00:00 - 22:16]

The film begins with Mrs. Ford (Shiri Jackson), a pent-up housewife coming to the doctors office of Dr. Rowland (Gene Rowland), and speaks with the secratery Ms. Greer (Unknown). It turns out that this is a sex clinic were people can come to learn how to do the sex good. Maybe even learn a few POSITIONS. *bdum tsssss*

She is introduced to Teddy (Unknown) and Vahn (Unknown) who are stationed in 'erogenous touch' what proceeds is a short educational demonstration on the you would never guess it but the show off the eroganous zones of the women.

I'm not the most famalier with the trends of softcore in the 70s. Most of the porn I watch don't have women in it. But a precursory glanse shows off the phenominon of the 'white coater' film.

Eric Schaefer in his essay 'Gauging a Revolution: 16mm Film and the Rise of the Pornographic Feature' describes it as thus:

"By 1969–1970, a series of 'how-to' features emerged, sometimes referred to as marriage-manual films or 'white-coaters,' wearing the mantle of scientific respectability as they ticked through visual rosters of sexual positions."

after Vaugh fingers Teddy for 'educational purposes we transition to the first 'sex' scene. oh sorry plot first. Basically Teddy wants to get a promotion for the coveted 'Positions' Class so Vaugh's like Oh I could teach you. Then they 'fuck'. I'm saying it like that because here's the thing theres never any explitely penetration shown. It's really a lot of heavy petting and similated sex. and don't get me wrong it still kinda hot. The implication and fantasy is there and its honestly kinda nice to see 1. just an emphasis on foreplay and both men and women just really enjoying the touch and feel of the other s bodies. Very straights being ok. and 2. It feels very natural. It's odd seeing people fuck in like a normal way in porn or even just seeing a guy not be completly hard the entire time.

As I'm rewatching this for the review Teddy is straddled on top of Vaughn and using her nails to lightingly scratch over his chest and if thats not what I want beautiful women to do to me every single day then I don't know what is.

I guess my biases is showing cause this is just how I like to fuck with a lot of foreplay and a lot of touching.

I'm not sure if theres much to describe in each scene because it tends to be fairly organic and I've noticed as someone whose been writing these reviews that its kind boring to be like 'and then they went into doggy style and she was really wet' If its something like Kincaid where he's doing a specific shot composition sure but sometimes in a porno people are just jerking off for like 15 minutes.

Long story short Teddy and Vaugh fuck in a variety of positions and its probably the best straight porn I've seen. thats a really low bar through so take it with a grain of salt.

[22:18 - 31:00]

The scene transitions and Mrs. Ford brings her Husband Mr. Ford (Unknown) to the sex clinic to show off all the fun new tricks she learned to revitalize her marriage if your reading this on LB then this is the couple shown in the poster. I will also say that its kinda nice to see like a regular looking guy in a porno. Thats what most of the men I fuck look like so yaaaaaaay Realism.

I will say its also so interesting to see a straight porno that spends so much time focusing on the male body and form. Its nice. In another side note apparently the slang was "turn onto me" and not "Turn you on" which is deeply fascinating.

The Fords proceed to ... consummate there marital bond but Mr. Ford very explicetly is unable to get hard. This starts a fight in which he says things like "this kind of stuff just doesn't turn me on" and "its just not that important to me" much to mrs. Ford chagrin. Honestly could you imagine being so incorrect all the time as a man.

I honestly just feel bad for MRS. Ford. she deserves to get her back blown out.

[31:01- 42:53]

Vauhggn is talking with Sheila (unknown), a female demonstator for the positions clinic about his sexual escapades with Teddie. This time Sheila is interested in being the educator because as she haughtally says. Shes the best. I also would love to describe her appearence. Plantinum Blond, Trim frame, B-Cups. Its nice to see a girl in skin flicks who has a happy medium in body porportions. (god this feels really misogrnystic am I a bad person), Short note, she is a very pretty women and It's said she goes uncredited in this film.

The scene begins with a lot of foreplay and teasing on sheilas end and interestingly enough lengthy shots of Vauughnds crotch. This is also the most erect we will see any of these men during the film. Which is a shame they are a very hot couple.

after a lengthy foreplay session, (which also involves sheila being very verbally fingered and a slightly confusingly positioned 69), they finally begin there first position, which is a reverse cowgirl position. presumingly these positions are simulated but if they are then cudos to the actors because they seem to be enjoying themselves. They switch again to a regular cowgirl followed by a variety of missionary positions. I guess thats how we can end things.

[42:54 - 58:02]

We open on a closeup of Sheilas wet, leaking pussy as she lays in bed clearly arroused. What follows for the next several minutes is a solo female scene which yes please. More women enjoying themselves in smut.

Dr. Rowland and Mrs. Campbell (Lynn Harris) walk in on Sheila and Rowland scolds her for her 'extra-curriculars' and walks off to find a man to fuck her.

Sheila and Campbell proceed to have a Therese and Isabella moment with Sheila being the Ingenue and Campbell the experience and attentive top. For those at home this is the second scene shown on the LB poster.

This is also one of the most dialogue heavy scenes as the women expose how they arn't turned on by men and are want nothing but that good puss puss. Which honestly girls I get it. In the next few scenes I am also fascinated by how these sapphic actions are seen by Rowlands Establishment. Sapphic touch and even masturbation are seen as aberrant almost as if Rowland has a very specific idea of how women should have sex and what women's sexuality is for. Its also interesting that the lesbian scenes in this film while objectable being made for the male gaze are not desired or wanted by the actually men in the film. the sexual politics of the film are interesting.

[58:03 - 1:07:17 ]

Mrs. Campbell is laying on the bed in a state of reposte, as Rowland walks in and chastises her before introducing the demonstrators, Patricia(Unknown) and Greg(Unknown), it should also be noted that 1. Patricia is another Platinum Blonde and 2. Mrs. Campbell is being the most campy Lesbian Harlot. Ok theres a scene where she's trying to put a titty in her mouth and Gregg shouts MRS. CAMPBULL.

Greggg is an entirely dry and flavorless fuck and the fun of this scene mostly comes from Patricia and Campbell having SECRET LESBIAN SEX. Its the most 'theatrical' of the porn scenes and there is some fun to it.

I will say that the one thing I wish is that to keep with the theming of the film is that they where more intentional with the positions taken. I would like to know what kind of positions a lesbian couple or a MFF threesome might take. These scenes while with some novalty seem a little clunkier then the early scenes.

[1:07:18 - 1:16:22]

The scene begin s with the women once again in a pillow talk positions about how they men simply cannot fuck. The scene cuts to Mrs. Ford and Ms. Greer talking about how here husband was giving her wack dick. Ms. Greer then proceeds to come on to Mrs. Ford.

Its definetly one of the more interesting surprise pairings and Ms. Greer is an interesting choice as she plays into this cateyed secretary with a blunt bob and long acryllic nails.

TBH I don't have much to add as at this point in the film this is the third soft-core Lesbian Scene so theres not much they can do to reinvent the tribadic wheel so to speak. I will say the two things that standout is Mrs. Greers lengthy undressing scene, (undergarment enjoyers win), and the fantastic chemitry between the two.

[1:16:23- 1:24:14]

Rowland heavily irritated by how all of his staff keep seeming to fuck at the fuck clinic. Ms. Greer comes out of the room en dishabille and proceeds to try to seduce Dr. Rowland. Which ummmm same and twoooo kinda weird they left this scene to the very end of the movie.

honestly this is a bit of a flat ending to be honest. Some kissing, Rowland being rather bashful which I do find hot in a man.

The film ends with Rowland standing up exposing his visuable hard cock and thats it. The quickest tease. SAD

Overall Lovelies this was a surprisingly fun time. I think its probably the best straight porn I watched and while it has some dry spots theres a bit of fun to be had here. Kinda want to own it but I don't think its in print. I'll probably be awhile before I review another porno 1. because I don't have anything thats caught my eye besides the endless mountain of kincaid films and 2. I'm kinda tired of watching people suck and fuck. I've been unemployed for a couple weeks now so lets just say that my hands are getting tired.

[dallasareaopinion]

Let’s open this can of worms, pro life versus pro abortion.

So did you catch the phrasing, some will say pro choice versus anti abortion. The way it is phrased automatically shows which side you fall on the debate. Or at the very least it is an interesting tell.

Everyone has an opinion and of late I am struggling with many others’ opinions. I recently read a piece by Amanda Marcotte titled: “Keep her legs closed!” Republicans are mad one of them said the quiet part out loud.

Her opening is that Republicans definitely want to punish women for having sex- but they don’t want voters to figure that out. And then ties her argument to the Dobbs v Jackson decision overturning Roe v Wade and then ties all this to the idea that all Republicans have a long standing dream of using forced child birth to punish women for having sex.

I seriously struggle with this over handed reach as to why people are against abortion. Could there be a few Republicans who fit her description? Probably, but to lump all people who believe that life begins at conception and many of us truly believe all life should be protected is definitely reaching. The actual definition of pro life is the respect and dignity of life from conception to natural death. And yes there are some politicians who are pro life for political expediency, not because they have true understanding or belief in what it means to be pro life. Yet for Ms. Marcotte to espouse this monstrous definition that all of us want to punish women for having sex is absurd. And as always I do need to say I am not a Republican, but an independent conservative, but for her purposes I do not think she worries about that difference.

We have too much extremism in this country as it is, so to lump everybody in one category to brand everyone sex haters to me is an extreme position. And I am being a bit short on purpose.

The pro life pro choice argument is one of the most difficult discussions to have in this country. So her choosing the verbiage “…punish women for having sex” or me calling her opinion monstrous does not do the debate any favors. Yet we, as humans, all fall into this emotional trap when we try to discuss topics we have hard opinions. And this debate is top of the list in this country for rousing our deepest angers.

I truly believe that life begins at conception so I struggle with the concept of pro choice. Yet I am not here to say women or men cannot have sex. I wouldn’t be here without it. And should it be considered that if we believe in the dignity of life from conception to natural death, where do we draw the line at natural death? Is a women suffering in child birth a reason to have an abortion to save her life? That is a damn good and difficult question to answer. The choice between saving one of two lives is a struggle for mankind in general much less for one doctor that has about thirty seconds to make a decision. So I believe we should not condemn any one for making that choice either way.

Yet where do the nuances become an easier choice? Well, that depends if you say, pro life or pro choice. So that leads back to the circular arguments that each side will make to justify their decision. And most of us tend to be birds of a feather that flock together. The vast majority of my friends are pro life so I would tend to use our arguments in a discussion with someone who is pro choice. And I will say unequivocally we are right. Life begins at conception. So how do you explain dignity of life until natural death and for the unborn child that dignity exists and it is up to us to protect their life since they cannot.

Some will argue that since an unborn child cannot exist outside the womb that allowing a woman to choose to make decisions regarding her body preempts the life argument. And honestly I may have missed the exact argument there so if you want to clarify it, please do in the comments, just be respectful to the debate and not use emotions.

And Ms. Marcotte’s article does not immediately reference a religion argument, yet she heavily attacks the general concept that all or most Republicans (again not the verbiage pro lifers, but Republicans, I am curious as to why) and specifically calls out a State Senator in New Jersey, Sen. Durr who apparently said “a women does have a choice, keep her legs closed” which seems to have set her head on fire and inspired her to write her piece. And apparently this State Senator had liked some other anti woman phrasing. Yet if she really wants to make headway this anger fueled post is not going to change any minds. And as I said earlier this national debate is one we struggle with mightily with entrenched opinions And we all know how difficult it can be to change an opinion. I once wrote a short story to try and create a way around the debate and to change people’s hearts. For true pro lifers we know that this is not a debate, but an understanding of the value of life and to get people to understand this we need to change what is in the heart. And yes we struggle when people who call themselves pro lifers stick their foot in their mouth ie the above referenced Senator. Yet I feel that Ms. Marcotte needs to be called out for lumping the entire pro life debate into a false narrative to vent her anger with one person or a few people who truly do not represent what it means to be pro life.

We know we are human and have faults. And maybe all our are arguments aren’t perfect, but we believe that people should be engaged with each other, believe women have the right to choose who their partners are and to engage with them sexually. We know that saying keep your legs closed is not the answer. We were or are young. We know we can make mistakes, yet to vilify us for I think reasons not stated is beyond the pale.

In the Gospels there is the story of the woman about to be stoned due to accusations of adultery. Jesus steps in and calls out everyone there, saying those who have not sinned cast the first stone. And then they all leave and I love this part, starting with the elders.

Not one of us is perfect, but that is one of the main reasons to be pro life. We need to treat each other with dignity and respect until our natural death. Sure our politicians could do better in helping with adoption laws, better healthcare programs for young and old, leading by example and not denigrating each other, and so much more, but to arbitrarily attack a group of people using labels because a few people present a false front is not an answer to solving this debate or more hopefully to a change of heart. Until then as pro lifers we need to remember we are not perfect and cannot lecture or berate especially us elders. That will do more for the change of heart for people who call themselves pro choice than any argument. Maybe one day Ms. Marcotte will be able to see beyond what is fueling her anger to get to the real answer.