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I hear people are making a petition to make Goncharov a real movie. I really hope that it is marketed as a reboot and remake of the original. I hope it commits to absurdity and has nothing to do with our movie freeware’s hear. Let it follow a completely different plot with different characters. Then in a few years we could reboot it with another premise. Let Goncharov become a massive franchise with no clear canon. Let each version take place in a different genre. Let Goncharov be fun and cause confusion!

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I hear people are making a petition to make Goncharov a real movie. I really hope that it is marketed as a reboot and remake of the original. I hope it commits to absurdity and has nothing to do with our movie freeware’s hear. Let it follow a completely different plot with different characters. Then in a few years we could reboot it with another premise. Let Goncharov become a massive franchise with no clear canon. Let each version take place in a different genre. Let Goncharov be fun and cause confusion!

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Snow White: quit your story

Rosamund: what?

Snow White: join our murder-suicide pact

Rosamund: WHAT

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i'm queuing this in july

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I’m kinda obsessed the alt ending in Death In The Family (2020) where Talia gives Damian to Jason. I think it’s completely insane and nonsensical. In order to give Talia the benefit of the doubt I have to assume that Ra’s is hot on her heels and that she has no other options. I do think that it would work and that Jason will forget about revenge a month into adopted brother-fatherhood, but like at what cost. Talia could’ve given him a rescue dog and it would’ve had the same effect. That’s a BABY

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Thinking abt batkids and batman having a 'gold star system' and it transcends to even after they leave the nest...

Nightwing gets a gold star sticker if he doesn't take a hit for his teammates/siblings

Red Hood gets one daily for not using real bullets/killing people

Red Robin gets one for sleeping for 8hrs a day

Robin gets one if he doesn't threaten to maim his siblings and/or villians or allies

Black Bat gets one just bc. No reason,no notes. Cass is amazing and deserves a gold star every day.

Spoiler gets one for not pranking the batfam

Signal gets one just for being him,no notes.

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hc that every couple months jason texts tim like "hey r you going rogue yet?" "no" "alr lemme know if you change your mind" until one night tim gets this text while he's having an absolute shit week and goes yknow what? why not and suddenly the internet is filled with news that red hood teamed up with an unknown associate to cause chaos(stealing from corrupt billionaire type chaos, not mass murder of innocents type chaos) and said associate randomly shows up again every couple months

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Rooftop Kisses!!!

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Sometimes a family is a pining lesbian businesswoman that is not over her “best friend”‘s engagement, a prince slug running away from his father’s empire and taking over the body of the world’s shittiest captain, and a 30 year old man with a cyborg body and the most medical debt anyone’s ever had. (he’s their son).

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It’s always happy hour at Applebees’, girlie 😌

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NPC: you don't seem to have a fever. Are you okay? You seem in distress.

Evan: I'm not part of this

NPC: what do you mean?

Evan: I'm not doing it. Thank you.

NPC: but

Evan: i'm not doing it

NPC: you're raving

Evan: [puts hand on forehead]. out if character. [Flips hand over on forehead]. I'm out of character.

NPC: what is --

Jammer: is that a thing? Are we doing that? [Puts hand on forehead].

Evan: i don't know

[Sam also puts hand on forehead]

Jammer: is this what you're like when --

Evan: i don't know. I don't know what this bad island is. I don't know why this island is so bad.

Jammer: well should we go --

Evan: this island is so much more stressful to me than cannibal island

Jammer: This is more stressful to you?

Evan: by an order of magnitudes.

Sam: oh

Jammer: is it because you haven't had an endive salad yet?

Evan: its because on cannibal island you kill cannibals. Here, i can't be sure what's real or not real.

NPC: i think we might be having a psychiatrist event happening

Evan/Brennan: Nope. They're putting me in the narrative. and I'm gonna sprint out of the room. Good bye. You know where the cameras can't fit? All this bullshit? The air ducts. I'm gonna crawl into the air duct. Never have a scene in the air duct.

Jammer: now i feel like we're the only ones that can save the day. Is it just me?

Sam: i think its just us -- i don't -- This reminds me of my mama's stories.

Jammer: well i feel very comfortable here cuz i know that we're going to, at the end, everything's gonna be okay because they gotta do six, seven more seasons.

Sam: oh wait. We're special guest stars.

Jammer: oh shit we could die.

Sam: because they want Emmys.

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Chaos in the Cathedral is the most tense episode I have watched.

The way they started already in an incredibly serious and somber mood and they could barely joke to break the tensions.

I knew what was coming but watching it was another thing completely.

Lou delivers Amethar's love and care for his daughters so fucking well. The way his voice trembled as he asked them to go. It was a punch in the gut every time.

The way they play the dynamics of the royal family is just so beautiful and it feels so genuine.

Amethar throwing Jet away so she could be safe, Jet being upset at Amethar because she was desperate to fight for her family, Ruby and Jet being the ones that make it possible for their dad to get on the balcony.

Jet and Amethar are so incredibly similar and that hurts to see because they want to protect their family more than anything and I know what's coming so I am incredibly pained at the thought of them.

What can I say about Lapin? What can I say about Zac choosing for the character to do the most heroic thing and sacrifice himself to protect Liam and give Theo the chance to go, making it possible for all the others to survive while dying as an heretic at the hands of that fucking Carrot knight.

It was just such a beautiful and incredibly stressful episode.

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IT'S NOT REAL WHILE I'M HERE. | Evan Kelmp, MisMag S2

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if i had a nickel for each aabria campaign that featured the genre of medical dramas as a major plot point, i would have two nickels. and two nickels isnt a lot, but two of four aabria campaigns certainly is.

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This is bad. Santa's fucked. We're fucked.

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Something about the batfam X Neverafter AU (fairy tales gone wrong AU) that's so important to me is that fairy tales were originally horror stories because they were cautionary tales. Because on a meta level, the use these people, these children had was that they could serve as warnings. "Do not stray off the path or the wolf will get you." Thinking about that response to fanmail where a little girl was sad Jason had died and the writer straight up answered "Jason died because he didn't listen to Batman." Thinking about how Jason was used as a cautionary tale for the rest of his death and even after he came back. Thinking about how Neverafter is all about that, about the loss of free will and identity that comes when your entire life is used to tell a story, to prove a point. Thinking about how this is a world where you can hold your son's bones in your arms because it's how the story goes, and thinking about characters saying "no. This isn't how the story goes. I'd rather break each of your elegant crafted rules and careful balance than accept how the story goes. Actually, I'd rather destroy everything that loves and lives and has ever mattered to anyone that bear victim to my story anymore. But I want to believe there's hope for something more." Thinking about Damian, heir to the demon and son of the bat, and thinking of Pinocchio cutting off his puppet strings that the stepmother was holding and throwing them in the air and becoming the boy of destiny. Thinking about how they all die and nothing changes, and death loses meaning and importance and becomes at the same time horrifyingly worse, as the way it's like nothing had changed and yet you lost something infinitely precious, and what does death matter anymore? This is just a story. Thinking about death the wolf that was boiled in a stew and skinned as a rug and eaten by a little girl. In most of my stories, I lose. I exist to be stopped. But I can only ever be stopped for a time.

Thinking about the batfamily members and which fairy tales they would embody and how they would fare in this universe where to survive requires an annihilation of the self, where suffering is a lesson and a happy ever after is a curse, where those wo do not look away from what they are tear their eyeballs out in horror. How they would fight, despite everything, for the hope of an alternative, against fairies and gods and everything that creates and everything that kills, for the right to self-determination, to be a person rather than an object, to write their own story.

And how they would fail.

This is a horror story, after all. We need to make sure the children have all learnt their lesson.

[highmidvoiddemon]

Something about the batfam X Neverafter AU (fairy tales gone wrong AU) that's so important to me is that fairy tales were originally horror stories because they were cautionary tales. Because on a meta level, the use these people, these children had was that they could serve as warnings. "Do not stray off the path or the wolf will get you." Thinking about that response to fanmail where a little girl was sad Jason had died and the writer straight up answered "Jason died because he didn't listen to Batman." Thinking about how Jason was used as a cautionary tale for the rest of his death and even after he came back. Thinking about how Neverafter is all about that, about the loss of free will and identity that comes when your entire life is used to tell a story, to prove a point. Thinking about how this is a world where you can hold your son's bones in your arms because it's how the story goes, and thinking about characters saying "no. This isn't how the story goes. I'd rather break each of your elegant crafted rules and careful balance than accept how the story goes. Actually, I'd rather destroy everything that loves and lives and has ever mattered to anyone that bear victim to my story anymore. But I want to believe there's hope for something more." Thinking about Damian, heir to the demon and son of the bat, and thinking of Pinocchio cutting off his puppet strings that the stepmother was holding and throwing them in the air and becoming the boy of destiny. Thinking about how they all die and nothing changes, and death loses meaning and importance and becomes at the same time horrifyingly worse, as the way it's like nothing had changed and yet you lost something infinitely precious, and what does death matter anymore? This is just a story. Thinking about death the wolf that was boiled in a stew and skinned as a rug and eaten by a little girl. In most of my stories, I lose. I exist to be stopped. But I can only ever be stopped for a time.

Thinking about the batfamily members and which fairy tales they would embody and how they would fare in this universe where to survive requires an annihilation of the self, where suffering is a lesson and a happy ever after is a curse, where those wo do not look away from what they are tear their eyeballs out in horror. How they would fight, despite everything, for the hope of an alternative, against fairies and gods and everything that creates and everything that kills, for the right to self-determination, to be a person rather than an object, to write their own story.

And how they would fail.

This is a horror story, after all. We need to make sure the children have all learnt their lesson.