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WE’VE GOT A GREEK MYTHOLOGY SEASON FOLKS

The players are real life WWE wrestlers and their characters will be wrestling gods, mythical heroes, the like. 4 episodes I feel like will be a great little speed campaign and I am PUMPED

The art for this season is off the CHARTS

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I recently told an ao3 writer that I keep going back to their 260k word unfinished slowburn checking for updates for the last 2 years. They said I'm like that puppy that waits for his dead owner at the train station every day.

That's the realest thing anyone's told me online, I ain't even mad.

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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Prompt #18 for the @underrated-d20-event was "Colin Provolone" from The Ravening War 🧀

I actually first watched this campaign, as it was airing, at the same time that I started watching ACOC (which was an insane way to absorb it all, in retrospect 😂)

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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"Earth, soft and rich and fragrant with the life and death of the forest that surrounds you, fills your vision in every direction. There is no light here, this low, within the packed dirt walls of the warren that your mothers' mothers' mothers claimed by fang and claw from the wild hares that once lived here, beneath the shade of a massive red oak tree."

Prompt #15 for the @underrated-d20-event was "Burrow's End"

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breaking the news to everyone i know

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Dick is the type of person to yell “Bruce catch!” And let go of his grapple while swinging full speed.

When Dick eventually left behind was fired from Robin he still continued swinging at Bruce, and Bruce never failed to catch him.

And when Jason became Robin, and Dick got mostly past Bruce giving his name to the kid. Dick told Jason stories about it, never showing him except once, when he and Bruce were on slightly better terms. Dick did it more forceful than usual.

It took Jason a month or two as Robin before he was comfortable enough with Bruce to trust him to catch him.

For Tim, they didn’t show him. But he’d picked it up from seeing Dick and Jason do it. The first time he did it, it damn near gave Bruce and Dick a heart attack.

For the short period Steph was Robin see never got the chance. But you bet she remedied that when she became Spoiler.

Damian was more hesitant. Always worried it would be a trick. Because it was an easy way to ‘accidentally’ cause him harm. But after seeing Dick, Tim, and Steph do it and be caught every time, he eventually gave in. You’d never catch him admitting it but that first moment wrapped in his Father’s arms as Bruce caught him for the first time, and the small smile Bruce gave him when he stepped away, that is one of his favorite memories.

Cause Bruce would always be there to catch him.

He couldn’t catch Jason, never again.

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Abolish Tesla.

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OUting myself as a fantasy high obsessive!!! I Miss my goobers … here’s a fig and Gorgug I did between uni work 🤩

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New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard

a) Jesus Christ

b) Odysseus

c) Jayce Talis

d) Jonathan Sims

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It's got it all.

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“Superman’s Secret Identity doesn’t even Work! It’s literally So Stupid! All he does is part his hair different and wear glasses.”

Blah, blah, blah! Shut up! Superman’s Secret Identity is Abso-Fucking-Lutely Genius and I’ll tell you exactly why. Ask Any Metropolite(? What is a Metropolis citizen called?) what Superman’s Real Name is, and they all know it. It’s Kal-El! (Duh.) And they all know Exactly where he lives full time, too! The Fortress of Solitude. They might not know which part of the world it’s in, but why does that matter when “Shot heard round the World” is more than just an idiom to the man that regularly also breaks the Sound Barrier while flying. Of course he doesn’t need to Live in Metropolis to Save Metropolis; He’s THEE Superman!

So, when a Metropolite(too late, I’ve decided that’s what they’re called now) sees Clark Kent, doing his weekly grocery shopping at a mom&pop store; someone that looks Uncannily like Local Legend/Superhero Extraordinaire Superman, their first thought is Not going to be “Oh my god, Supes shops at the same grocery store I shop at!?!” NO! They’re gonna think, “Oh my god, he looks Just like Superman. How funny!”

Some of the braver ones might even approach him to voice this thought. At which point Clark Kent, “Kansas Born and Raised” will chuckle bashfully and say his Ma always cracks that same joke too. They walk away, amused and none the wiser, and this interaction will just become a funny “I met someone that looks Uncannily like KNOWN ALIEN KAL-EL SUPERMAN, but he was from Kansas, of all places” story to share at the Pub with the boys.

Honestly, having Two “secret identities” one of which is publicly acknowledged and known to live Pointedly Not In Metropolis is a fucking Genius move, and needs to be talked about more, in my opinion.

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"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat