#babygirl you're getting it all

[gabrieldrawsstuff]

AU in which the gang gets together again at the end but i get to pull fingernails off jay merrick in return

au under the cut

I've said it before but the operator is an otherworldly creature, a metaphor for mental illness and probably is unable to feel anything. But I wholeheartedly believe he is jay's number one hater. If we think of it as a leech, it tries to take and feed on people that are like, worth the fight. No need to waste the energy you won't get back.

So in this AU the gang came together at the end and literally made themselves not worth the fight with, I'm not kidding, the power of friendship and prescription drugs. Strength in numbers and allat.

BUT once again, in this AU the operator evolved due to sheer hatred towards jay and is now able to feel rage. To extents i deem comedic nothing more. So it hunts jay down nonetheless

So as long as jay keeps doing the things to keep the operator away (socializing, taking meds, ignoring it) it can't seriously harm him (except for a few nosebleeds, headaches or nightmares).

But jay DOESN'T do all that, instead, now that he is somewhat safe, he tries to figure out how to get rid of it permanently and keeps bumping into it

Cue the ghostbusters/sally face shenanigans in which i put jay merrick through even more horrors and the gang has to save him time and time again

[yutamayo]

My master says I just have a unique spirit.

[thebatcreature]

He then proceeded to involve Bertie in many many of his schemes again

[bloodypeachblog]

Vash the Stampede NSFW headcanons (Vash x F!Reader)

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Ok, this cinnamon roll of a man has been occupying my mind for a long time, so I NEED to let this out.

• Vash, usually, is a total bottom. He can take over, as long as you tell him to do it, but he's just a total sweetheart, asking if you're okay and all that.

• his soft moans are like an angelic choir. Seeing his face contorted in pure pleasure is like seeing God.

• in all honesty, I wanna peg this man so bad. I want to ride him and have him look at me like a goddamn goddess, struggling to say my name from all the pleasure he'd be feeling. God, please give me this angel, I promise to take good care of him.

• BUT. Once in a blue moon, when you two have sex, something...happens to him.

• you know Hatsuharu from Fruits Basket and how he turns into Black Haru? A sweet and loving shy boy turning into a bad boy in the right circumstances? Yeah, this is basically the same thing.

• maybe he's had a frustrating day, maybe it's the desire building up in him egging him on, maybe it's the feeling of your bare skin on his, your soft voice moaning his name, your lips on his, maybe you hit his ero zone (I like to think it's on his chest, middle of his back, or maybe the back of his ear), or maybe it's a secret double identity that he keeps on the down low that triggers it. No one knows for sure.

• but when it happens....oh good lord.

• he will top you and destroy you, essentially becoming the god of sex in bed.

• he will rail you into the bed to the point of it almost breaking. Any position you can think of? He'd be willing to try it, and leave you sore the next morning.

• he will give you a reason why his nickname is 'the Stampede'.

• he will pound his cock in you so deep and so hard, your clit will be slamming on his base and you'll cum so many times.

• he'll grip your hips so hard, you may have his hand marks on you the next day.

• he may say the dirtiest shit into your ear, but usually it's just stuff like 'you're mine', 'take it', 'good girl', etc. Use your imagination, it's more fun that way!

• Bite marks and scratches? Guaranteed. Guy's gotta mark his property, after all.

• would he 'use the back door'? Mayyyyyybeeeee...😏😉

• and don't think he'll do the pull out method, he will fill you up until he is completely empty and he won't even care if you end up pregnant.

• that'd just make you permanently his.

• but to be fair, you'd be begging him to impregnate you at that point.

• once the deed is done, he will snap out of his Eros mode and start crying and apologizing. "I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! I COULDN'T HELP IT! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!!". Poor baby..

• A++ aftercare is his way of apologizing for being so brutal with you. He'll clean you up, give you a bath, treat your wounds, and snuggle you in bed, still crying a little bit.

• poor guy thinks he betrayed you for acting this way and begs you not to leave him, saying that you're the only one for him.

• you gotta hold him and give him so many hugs and kisses to stop his tears, tell him that everything is alright, that you aren't going to leave him ever.

• he starts to cry happy tears, saying that he vows to marry you one day.

• after that night, you just might take his offer....I know I would~♡

(A/N: this all applies to 1998 Vash too, ok bye)

[steakout-05]

apologies to my followers who don't watch Star Trek but i still cannot get over the way Data enters the bridge in episode 2 of TNG after having just boinked Tasha. look at him. the style. the lean. the confidence.

this is the fruitiest android i have ever seen!

[iaus]

jsut got the clearest mental image of early on in the situationship where porter is having a completely normal one about being off with jace and he's at a gay bar because he's going to fuck someone goddamn it if stardiamond isn't going to pay attention to him he's still going to get off.

but he sees jace there with some dude that's nearly 7 foot tall and porter is so normal about it. he definitely doesn't get his crystal out and text jace

what are you doing

and he definitely doesn't punch a wall when jace texts back

grading papers

he definitely doesn't watch jace flirt with this guy and ignore anyone who is trying to pick him up. he definitely doesn't keep texting jace things like

wanna come over after you're done?

want me to come over?

and definitely doesn't feel absolutely vindicated when after about half an hour of jace getting free drinks from this guy where jace is like

yea. fine. i'll be there in twenty.

before realizing he is gonna have to drive 70 in a 45 zone to make it back home before jace gets there

[loving-delusions]

family reunion

[sforzesco]

DECIMATION ROW

Decimation: Myth, Discipline, and Death in the Roman Republic, Michael J. Taylor / Spartacus: War of the Damned, Decimation

[horrorlesbians]

screenshots cannot do it justice but im so obsessed with how rust holds himself when he dances with that woman in episode three. voted most guy alive who wants to removed from his current situation

[sol-consort]

something about being in an online game makes you want to personally give every tank player who's ever lived a kiss on the lips

[remyfire]

Love love LOVE that Hawkeye is so ready to murder for BJ here, and then BJ turns around and goes, "Oh no, don't worry about it, I sabotaged his chance to get home before I ever knew he did anything to me." BJ, you and Leo are truly a perfect match made in hell 💕

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

I know I said Carol can do whatever the hell she wants, but the way she keeps saying "you should hate me. please don't hate me" instead of just "sorry" and more importantly "are you ok?" is driving me nuts

[inigostears]

WHY is he LIKE THIS

[grinchwrapsupreme]

oh my god the worsties...

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Currently watching S1E2: Guess who's coming to the wedding? and of course there's plenty of affection and humorous shenanigans between the girls, but I just. Blanche going "Dorothy, whenever you feel especially upset just hold my hand and I promise you'll feel a hundred times better :)) of course this is only so you feel better and for no other reasons :)) no hidden agenda of any kind :)))"

Like girlie you could not be more obvious if you tried

[ellies-enrichment]

making more text post memes and i thought about how you’re losing me can be ellie & dina coded

but then i thought about you’re losing me can be joel & tess coded