#babygirl theon

[jeyneofpoole]

theon’s pov in acok is so delightfully delusional like he truly has no clue but he’s just out here…. doing shit. hornier for his motherland than the blowjob actively happening to him. undeniable spice. luwin is trying to convince him to take the black and he spends like a full page figuring out the logistics of scraping the squids off of his clothes. tries to shoot a cup out of someone’s hand, accidentally kills them, and is just like ‘yes…. all according to plan….. i MEANT to do that….’ he feels more pity for the warhorses that died in battle than the men (based), his dad basically calls him a painted whore and theon’s just like UGH this is all asha’s fault :/ that BITCH. ‘(ramsay’s) lips look like two worms fucking’ are you kidding me. UNDENIABLE SPICE…… sooooo character of him oh my god

[violentgoth]

In this house people are allowed to call Ramsay babygirl but NOT Theon

[arian-thedreamer]

MY BOY FAILURES! MY FAIL SONS! MY PATHETIC BABYBOYS!

My narratively DOOMED children.

JUST LOOK AT THEM IN ALL THEIR WORTHLESSNESS.

I love them so dearly (I want to watch them suffer in the most beautiful way possible).

[daenystheedreamer]

I love your jeyne teen pregnancy theon narrating fic 💖💖💖💖💖 I just feel like you tap into theon in the way not a lot of people do in fanfiction also I love jeyne westerling rooting for her to play a role in winds of winter but then jeyne in my mind wouldn't be real anyway jeyne westerling you will always be famous to me also love your blog I scroll it when I need asoiaf brain time and my roomates will kill me if I keep telling them about a book series they have not read

tytytytyyyt sorry for answering late every time i opened my inbox to answer this i went squeee ahhh!!!! mwahmwah when i finally sit down and pen the jeyne westerling's baby daddy is bisexual and she's really trying not to hate crime his annoying boyfriend fic you will be in my thoughts<3<3<3<3

[barbreypilled]

I have a very small pool of British men that I find attractive but let it be known that I would chew Sam Baby Girl Claflin like a lozenge

[bluebright-l]

yes

do you guys ever just think. Theon

[barrenclan]

(cw asoiaf hyperfixation) ok ranger and rainhaze may be ramsey and theon core. but rainhaze has become Not Theon. theon knows what he's doing is wrong; hes driven by fear, and projecting that fear onto others. and as tension boils and brews in winterfell, he realizes that ramsey is not invincible. so when he gets the opportunity he flees. he flew. he rescued the princess. meanwhile rainhaze is only digging himself deeper and deeper into defiance. he had the chance to fly away with asphodelpaw, and he used it to claw his way into buying into defiance's ideology. my babygirl theon would NEVER

(cw asoiaf) LITERALLY ME anytime I bring it up I'm like sorry everybody about to go ASOIAF mode. But yes Theon and Rainhaze very much take diverging paths in life, they're most similar at the Dreadfort/Defiance times in their life. Interesting how the moment they really split is when they have an opportunity to either harm or help a young teenage girl in a bad situation... 🤔

[polysucks]

Alright bro hear me out. This is silly. But like…

Jon, Theon and Robb in a Challengers AU🎾🫣

Yeah no I see the vision

Robb in the middle bc she is Babygirl(tm) and also Queen Bitch(tm) and I know how much jon and Theon are in constant competition with each other for “my life sucks the most” and “im literally just a teenage boy why doesn’t my daddy love me” awards and just. Desperate for the attention Robb already has. I really shoulda actually swapped the labels for jon and Theon bc Theon is the most likely to sleep in his car and steal a breakfast sandwich that already has a bite out of it.

This is mid at best try harder bb xx

[cdragons]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I will list my top 10 favorite pairings I've shipped throughout 2023 for funsies. These aren't in any particular order, I just came up with a list from the top of my head. If anyone wants to join in, please do so!

Snowbaird (this ship has me in a fucking CHOKEHOLD)

Me x Robb Stark (King of the North)

Me x Aemond Targaryen (babygirl war crime)

Me x Druig (one look and he got me)

Me x Ethan Landry (6 ft virgin madman in baby blue)

Me x Ikaris (...my fav hetero to hate but love bc Richard Madden)

Me x Jon Snow ( "i dON't wANt It")

Me x Theon Greyjoy (sea bitch)

Me x Rhaenyra Targaryen (dommy mommy)

Me x Jacaerys Velaryon (prettiest boy with the worst posture)

I won't be judged for self-shipping right?

Tagging: @ethereal-athalia, @valeskafics, @arcielee, @asa-do-your-thing, @dreaming-for-an-escape, @faesspace, @marvelescape, @its-actually-minicika, @lady-ashfade, @aphroditesmoon, @mitsuki91, @3vergr3en

PS: Hopefully I will have posted an Aemond x Reader fic by the end of tomorrow, so wish me luck!

[befooremoonrisee]

i want to elaborate a bit on this theory of mine because i'm bored. first of all, theon was one of the first character to dream about the red wedding, second, weirwood trees seem to speak to him. third, he sees lyanna stark with a white gown and blood, a birth imagery almost. fourth, if the euron is bloodraven's pupil is right, that means that magic runs in the greyjoy family.

magical girl theon greyjoy truther

[bad-got-imagines]

freedom las vegas!!! eventual bolton?(;D)!reader x theon greyjoy

your bastard brother ramsey bolton was torturing some guy again. you sighed as you heard the screaming, wishing he’d just shut up so you could focus on dissecting the dead baby fox in front of you. you licked its blood off your finger as your bedroom door pounded.

“what?” you called out, pissed that ramsey got to be the heir and u didn’t.

“mr bolton wants u to cum to his torture room. NOW!!!!1!!” you recognised miranda’s stupid preppy voice. she tried to be dark and evil like u and ur brother but she was too much of a whore.

“fuck off slut!” you heard her huff and stomp away. regardless, you obeyed your brother - he was a man after all - and hopped to his room.

“ah y/n!” he grinned when you leapt through the door frame, feeding your momentum into an army roll into him.

“what do u want?” you roared, flirtily.

“this fucking man is theon greyjob.” he pointed to the very thing and panting man tied up, spread-eagle on the cross of jesus christ our lord amen.

“sso?” you retorted.

“i am torturing him.” he whispered back.

“and?’

“i am fucking torturing him!!!!!!!!1!!!!!” he had had a stomach ache so was being a cranky pants >:( ((((((a/n poor ramsee >o< love u bby ramsey boltun: love u 2 author-chan me: >:00))))).

“fine. i will suck his toes” you sighed. ramsey grinned as you go to your knees.

(((((((((((a/n incest is sexxy if you are incestrophobic then gtfo!!!! >>>:[))))))))

but when you looked up, theon’s dirty big toe sat on your tongue, your eyes met his light blue orbs. they were....... beautiful.

the toe dropped put of your mouth with a slimy pop, “theon handjob. i am in love with you!!”

his crystal cerulean sight balls filled with tears, “babygirl I love you 2!!!1!”

you stood up and with your bare hands you snapped ramseys neck.

“now we r free my love.” you roared. and grabbed his hand.

theon laughed, “seize the means of production.”

you laughed too.

it was time to be yourself: y/n targaryen, the lost princess of old valyria and heir to throne of gondor.

[abla-soso]

Oh boy, where to begin?

Main attractions:

Middle-aged men who I can call "daddy~" and "babygirl!" at the same time. This dichotomy drives me absolutely feral. Bonus point if they are fathers who have a complicated relationship with their children.

Girls who are tragically pathetic and fucked up and unappealing, who can barely function in a socially likable or acceptable manner, but they're deeply romantic souls who use their fantastical imagination to cope with their chronic anxiety and trauma and the real horrors of the outside world. Bonus point if they have enough strength to awkwardly try to heal and connect with people. Extra bonus points if they learned to embrace their feminine vulnerability and find some semblance of inner strength through that while facing a terribly misogynistic world.

Boys who were raised in extreme violence and had their humanity beaten out of them but learn how to be soft and kind and what it means to be innocent kids and allow themselves to be treated with love and gentle care.

Abused and traumatized characters who struggle to navigate a deeply oppressed social structure and try to reclaim their autonomy and protect their sanity and dignity. Bonus points if their methods of survival are ugly and can make them appear immoral. Extra points if they believe they are defective and unlovable + their main method of survival is a spiteful, one-track-minded, almost desperate need to excel and force others to acknowledge and validate their worth.

"Joker-esque" characters who are diabolically insane and methodically violent and have the most delightfully wicked sense of humor. Bonus point if they are pretty and kinda ridiculously child-like and secretly ache to be loved and accepted.

Comically pathetic men with a misplaced sense of ego, a hilarious sense of humor, and an appetite for mischief and laughter. Who feel worthless and desperately crave to be useful to earn their family's love and acceptance. Bonus point if they do have a potential for greatness that only unlocks after surviving extreme circumstances (Example: Aegon ii).

Delicate, sensitive, mentally unstable men with self-worth issues and abandonment issues. Who crave human connection to an embarrassing but endearing degree. Who feel too much and care too much and kinda hate themselves for it. Who are forced to be weapons of war and end up excelling at it, and they accept this because they desperately need to protect their loved ones at all costs... literally. Bonus points if they snapped and had a corruption arc (Example: Anakin Skywalker).

Duty-bound characters with a deep sense of filial piety and community togetherness. Who struggle with divided loyalties and issues of identity and self-doubt. Who lose everything and then try to reconstruct their sense of self from scratch after that. Bonus points if they snapped and mostly unintentionally fucked everyone over, including themselves, before climbing out of the pit of despair. Extra bonus points if they developed an irrational hatred for their past selves and dramatically change their core beliefs (Example: Ryuuken Ishida and Theon Greyjoy).

Honorable mentions:

Stoic, cold characters who barely hide their vicious, unhinged, and wrathful side. Bonus points if they are melancholy and elegant.

Bitter and dryly sarcastic warriors who are a force of nature but held down by their own hubris. Bonus points if they're grief-stricken by unhealed trauma + chained to the past and only live for revenge.

Physically weak characters who use their cunning, determination, and resourcefulness to survive. Bonus points if they were kicking and screaming and terrified out of their minds every step of the way.

Funny, dorky, larger-than-life characters who hide an abyss of sorrow and insecurities behind a confidant and carefree facade. Bonus point if being kind doesn't come naturally to them, and they have every "right" to be unkind, but they are mentally strong enough to still try their hardest to be kind anyway.

Nasty women - and sometimes men - who are evil and pathologically fucked up to a horrifying degree and will absolutely go to insane lengths to achieve what they want. Bonus point if they can act normal and hide in plain sight but still seem "off" at times (Example: Amy Dunne and Cersei Lannister).

Genuinely kind, warm, gentle "mentors" who appear to be otherworldly wise and selflessly altruistic but still hide a wicked, childish, almost sinister side to them. Bonus point if they're not ashamed of this hidden side and know how to use it "for the greater good" or for their selfish satisfaction (Example: Albus Dumbledore).

[joanna-lannister]

The ASOIAF fandom be like: Stannis is a teenage girl. Theon is a repressed bisexual loser. Jaime is queer femme-coded. Jon is a girlfailure. Sandor is a babygirl. People overcompensate so hard at any whiff of toxic masculinity that they’ve lost the plot entirely while violently hating ACTUAL FEMALE CHARACTERS. Nuanced yourselves straight out of common sense.

THE WAY THEY BABIFY (baby-fy? i'm not sure how it's spelled) THE MALE CHARACTERS IS INSANE, and also the use of sexist slurs against the female ones... I'm so tired of this! From now on, watch me call Cersei "babygirl"

[daenerysoftarth]

theon may be a man but at heart he’s babygirl

[daenystheedreamer]

5, 10, 15, 20 for asoiaf asks ???

5 A dead female character you need to save

for like "babygirl you didnt deserve it" interpretation elia and rhaenys OR viserra. for "i wish you were alive" JOANNA LANNISTER i need her complex and nuanced portrayal of a wife and mother neow. for "petty answer that was the first to come to my head ngl" JAEHAERA TARGARYEN!!! forever mad about daenaera. should have been depressed tg x depressed tb. plus imagine if baelor was like that because of jaehaera ooo the slay...

10 quote so good it makes you cry

im so bad with quotes.... OH NO ITS EGG I DREAMED I WAS OLD.... that or anything in the later theon chapters or the passage where robb says goodbye to bran and he cries 😭 there's lots of brienne ones too love u girl

20 A theory you pray never comes true

tyrion targaryen my beloathed. him being tywin's son is so very important. i dont have any particular feelings on tyrion riding a dragon (would be cool) but i dont feel like tyrion being aerys' son is necessary for that. just more only valyrians can ride which is so dumb...

[arsenic-catnep]

I can’t believe I’m gonna fall into a Theon era in the year of our lord 2023, all because I thought about him having a plump belly and soft arms. Cocky men who turn into babygirl are my weakness

Yesss he and Aegon would be bffs for sure