#love love love him soo babygirl and cringe

[jeyneofpoole]

theon’s pov in acok is so delightfully delusional like he truly has no clue but he’s just out here…. doing shit. hornier for his motherland than the blowjob actively happening to him. undeniable spice. luwin is trying to convince him to take the black and he spends like a full page figuring out the logistics of scraping the squids off of his clothes. tries to shoot a cup out of someone’s hand, accidentally kills them, and is just like ‘yes…. all according to plan….. i MEANT to do that….’ he feels more pity for the warhorses that died in battle than the men (based), his dad basically calls him a painted whore and theon’s just like UGH this is all asha’s fault :/ that BITCH. ‘(ramsay’s) lips look like two worms fucking’ are you kidding me. UNDENIABLE SPICE…… sooooo character of him oh my god

[siskiyn]

so yeah a couple weeks ago i started playing neopets again after 13+? years. i'm over here making a discount dnd party with names like these. i kinda like it though..... my oc brain is stirring after a long, long time. like i want them to be a crew. the found family trope incarnate. ride-or-die. i have no idea what colors i want these babies to be but i'm MOTIVATED. there are so many new paint brush / colors to consider too, i am actually having a blast over here making goals to reach & learning stuff i never ever bothered with in the past.

(please join me)

ONTO THE PETS + OC BRAINSTORMING

MALFEEN thinking wraith for Malfeen, first. he's becoming my battledome pet! something badass and/or eternal looking. that's all really. eventide zafara could be ok too with some customization. he look a little too unimposing with those eyes. something about wraith though OOH i want one.

VHAMPIRR Vhampirr has GOT to change species and color, grundos gotta be the UGLIEST mfers out in neopia i'm sorry. Vhamp's gonna be the leader because i rescued him from the pound first and ngl it was exciting. teenaged sisk never found anything good while pound surfing. now i don't even know how many painted pets i've seen in there. the satisfaction is astronomical.

anyways i don't wanna be too derivative with a name like Vhampirr but then again cringe is dead, he could be some cool undead mfer. i'm thinking darigan? (once a darigan fan always a darigan fan.) there are many good species options something about darigan xweetok makes me wanna punch it (lovingly). he looks like he'd make fun of you and be camp as hell. he looks like he gets a new piecing every time he's depressed because he finds it quite bracing and rejuvenating, actually.

OAXUN Oaxun is the only pet i made from scratch, in homage to an old pet from an old account (rip). the rest are pound finds. at first i was thinking making her into a little baby eyrie. babygirl of the party who everyone dotes on, receives the chaotic parenting of the whole gang. but man i love eyries a lot & with a name like Oaxun i feel like a material color like maractite, water or relic would be soo fitting. i'm less and less attached to baby the longer i think on it tbh.

GRIMSVONTE literally just adopted this dude tonight. idk if i'll keep him but i think royalboy or something fancy like that would match the name. he could be that escort mission tag-along that you absolutely suffer through. Grimsvonte hahaha... royalboy gelert got me fucked up with the bowl cut hair. it's giving trust fund kid, Grimsvonte the 3rd... it's giving "mother father i'm off on a harrowing adventure don't look for me". idk it could be comedy gold!!

not many of the royals appeal to me although royalboy peophin is kinda hot? Hot Middle-aged Grimsvonte?? no i'm not accepting comments. just think about it.

& that's it!!! well i have a baby kougra pound rescue but *covers his ears* i don't really like him or his ugly ass name. i think i'm overly attached to baby neopets due to Nostalgia only. they're relatively cheap to get too. i don't know! can you feel the vibe of this group so far? the vision?? if i do get a baby neopet it'll prolly be a more thoughtful addition. maybe one of the above will magically turn into a single parent. like, say... baby peophin for daddy Grimsvonte? (i know you agree. you agree with me right. look at them together.)

[shadowscommand]

okay i did finish the campaign these are my honest thoughts:

i will put this under a readmore . to hide the spoiilerrss

ITS SO GOOD??

ITS FUN??

its not too short at all. its a cod campaign. mwii was bloated with missions that went on way too fucking long. i would maybe say theres like 2 missions that could go on longer (NOT by much). gaz and ghost's missions come to mind

i could stand to see more gaz. hello. he was so beautiful in this? also him being prices like voice of reason when he was flying off the handle was soo... so fucking cute. i love him forever.

ghost looked rly good also his eyes were soo black.

Shepherd was so good i like that they played dressup with him as well.

makarov my babygirl my angel she was so good in this. she was a little bit Le epic one liner but its fine i can ignore what was sort of cringe. overall she was just trying to pick at soap and bring him down to her level so like its fine shes fake asf anyway

nikolai super super super cute i love love love his intro. he is The cutest Guy in the World

YURI LOOKS SO GOOD ?? ohh i love him. i win always also btw hes obviously older than makarov. i want to see their drama NOW.

wtf else happened.. oh i liked laswell in this. shes grown on me. i liked milena also. im done being sexist now i love women

i liked shep and graves turning on each other i feel validated in my reading of their relationship where graves has a bit of a grudge against him bc he sees the shadows as cannon fodder.

i rly am excited for price to see consequences for shepherd dying. will he. i dont know. probably not because no one can stop him. but we shall see.

i dont get when people say the boys didnt have an emotional reaction to soap's death i think theyre pretty clearly affected by it. price blames himself, gaz feels the loss of a friend, ghost is like. hes just closed off about death hes dealt with it a lot? in og price screams and cries bc he 1 rly thought he could save soap 2 soap was all he had? everyone else had already died. he didnt have gaz. he didnt have roach or ghost. hed been stuck in a gulag. like he just.. had more going on? but newsoaps death is still Going to stick with them all. its impactful its just the end of the campaign so. we have to wait for the next game to see how theyre all handling it

Also i love everyones outfittssss. really really good game overall. its tone is between mw19 and mwii.

[may-bonne]

The Resident Evil series is soo fun. Mjovovich has a lot of other dumb movies that I enjoy greatly. I have links to both Machete movies in hd too if you want them. There's untapped femslash in Luz and Sartanna

The thought of being hit on by Mrod's fake tinder profile is so fucking funny. She nailed the rizz of the average tinder man with her performance tbh. Except Frank's first words weren't "Hey babygirl you wanna show me your tits" like the last guy I matched with ❤ (You are right by the way he should)

Accurate lol. He's like this sad thing with eyes too big for his little dog head you find trying to eat a cigarette on the ground when you're heading home from work late. He tries to squirm away when you first break out the towel and won't stand up long enough to dry his back legs and belly

There is just something about Mrod characters. They're always like that. Most of them seem like they need a hug but would turn it down when it's offered. Her characters in Battle in Seattle and 3 am are a couple of the extra rained soaked ones imo. Scratch putting Holga and Katarin in a room they need to be thrust into a D&D campaign together. I read somewhere that Mrod needed to be reminded more than once to not give Holga a Jersey accent. I doubt she went full Frank but I love the thought. I think she should play a few more villains and break out the vague European accent at least once more. Mrod in a D.e.b.s sequel would be sooo good

I forgot about that spoken word thing! Oh to be Mrod in 2014 going onto tumblr dot com to post that and gifs I found in the search library... Captivated by it sounding like one of her tweets and that being paired with the word mooshiness in the caption. Me in the 2010s

Your brain is way more wrinkly than the director's. Your version of the experiment sounds more in character for Doc Jane's unhinged ass than the boring as FUCK one we got. "Performing surgery on a gun" is funnier to me than it should be. Shakespeare was a weird choice. I get they wanted her to be the annoying smart person who spouts quotes but they didn't put any effort in. I'm assuming Johnnie saw Frank take the tape off at least once and it's a wonder that she didn't cringe and ask him why he was doing that to himself. He probably does it so tight that it hurts. Yay for Ace bandages and sports bras!

anon where were you for the last two years while i was having to cope with being obsessed with mrod alone 😭 i would never ever want to meet her but she's just fascinating on a personal level. i wish she'd come back on tumblr but reappearing once in 2022 to post "i've become SLIGHTLY OBSESSED BY THE THE IDEA ONE CAN BLOW METAL LIKE GLASS" and then vanishing forever is also very funny

i found this guy's fansite from like 2005 compiling her quotes and the one i think about is "everything we do is just reinterpreting god. cement is made out of sand. sand is made out of dead carcasses from the ocean. glass, we look through our windows, we’re looking through dead bodies. look at wood; those are dead trees. you live in an inferno, dude. we’re just living among death. we understand that there’s life in that, so we create something new out of all of it. to me everything is god." that's a wild thing to spout off the top of your head to a reporter for like some fucking men's lifestyle mag. honestly that has more thematic parallels to the assignment than anything dr. jane quotes so maybe they should have just let her write the movie

i wish she'd gotten to make that movie she was talking about writing for like 10 years about a secret society of women or whatever. or the other one that sounded suspiciously similar to the plot of jumanji but i'd still watch her take on it

i was so sad when nitter stopped working because i refuse to make an acc but i miss reading her ridic tweets. when vin diesel got exposed for groping that woman i was worried she was gonna leap to his defense but she was busy posting incoherently about the singularity

i think poe and shakespeare are such weird choices. for one thing, it's not like transformation or rebirth are really prevalent themes in poe's works. he just writes about death. at least have her be into kafka. and if you're going to quote shakespeare then i feel like there must be language about the sexes or disguises or transformation SOMEWHERE so i don't get going straight for richard the third. maybe we're trying to avoid comedies and that precludes twelfth night and midsummer night's dream but still. but also dr. jane's whole thing is that she's an artist and a scholar and so superior so why is she quoting writers literally everyone has read? the only explanation i guess would be that she's implying galen is such a philistine he hasn't even read the a.p. lit syllabus but then she scrawls all that stuff on the walls of frank's hotel room so i think her obsession is supposed to be genuine. also literary symbolism actually has to be reflected in the plot. why doesn't she just wear a t-shirt that says poe

give me the machete links please <3 <3 i'll watch resident evil this weekend unless i end up having to work :/ i like milla (i say that knowing literally nothing about her but tumblr recommends me a lot of gifsets). i thought the interview mag feature with her and mrod was cute too

i'll watch 3am and battle in seattle sometime too just for that <3 fast and furious fandom is always pissing me off turning brian into poor abused woobie baby when letty is RIGHT THERE. i kind of wish i were really into rain/alice or something because i love letty and mia too much to quit but it's such a dudeslashy fandom and letty just gets massacred

last thought for this reply is that i'm kinda surprised frank doesn't smoke but i guess maybe the fake beard was a fire hazard

[143zi]

letter i made for him

Sincerely, i will tell you everything.

Questioned myself a lot these days whether is this feeling love or things like that? because i dont really understand what love actually is. Scared about everything yet still taking the risk since i got nothing to lose. They said, if you love them you gotta tell them. And i agree! since we’re all only live once so with all the bravery left we gotta do everything we want in order to living a no regret life.

Might sounds so silly BUT I REALLY CANT get rid you off of my head no matter how hard i tried (and i actually dont try). The very first moment i saw you from the photos you had in your profile i was feeling you, like.. i was thinking “oh, i got that good vibes from him” and turned out we’re a match. Come to think about it, this is so funny.

Disclaimer : before going any further, i think i should tell you that im a blunt person so im gonna say anything i wanted to. Especially, to the people i adore the most! I always want to tell them how precious they’re for me.

And you’re just too good to be true. The man of my dream, my granted wish. Your existence mean a lot for me, and thanks to you, my dreams come true. Im actually a real hopeless-romantic (AND SO HELPLESS) yet still dreaming of the day where i can meet the love of my life, the one that got me brave to take all the risk whatever it takes. I mean, as long as it’s with you, there’s nothing to lose. It’s been a very long time since i got this much butterflies. The thrill was all fun and i couldnt be more thankful. Sometimes, i could find ways to love me by loving the other first. And i think… it is what it is.

This is so interesting because your every text could add my lifespan. I love it when we were talking about musics and sharing each others meme. I still remember the first time i matched with u was one of my lowest point and thanks to you i got giggled after crying for days. Im being honest when i told u i was the happiest when i got ur text (real). You could ask that one friend of mine whom i always told about u, how i was always keyboard smashing everytime i got a notification from u (THIS IS SO SILLY OF ME).

I considerate to confess all of these in order to set myself free. I love hard and getting move on as soon as possible, and by confessing, sure it will helps me a lot. Anyways, maybe i shouldnt call it as love? Because perhaps i was just actually getting attached (a lil bit too much). And i do not expecting anything from this. Anyway, unrequited loves are always the mesmerized one for me, at least. Im glad if you’re still wanna be friends with me after i send u this, but only if u feel uncomfy its ok to make a distance and… goodbye! see u when i see u!

Im hoping every good things to happen for you, in the future. Such as, you’re gonna be graduated in 2023, have a decent job you’d like to do, and get healed from anything that broke you in the past. I hope the tattoo in your hand would last long so you dont need to recreate it way too frequently. Jill, your babygirl! I hope she wont get any sick, eating much, and always cheering you up by your side. Please pay attention to yourself and eat well soo you wont get sick anymore.

Nothing happened in this world just to be a mere coincidence, hence everything happens for a reason. Even if the two of us never passing by each other in rl and only meeting here, virtually but i guarantee all i was just saying and feeling was true. And so do us.

Lastttttt, im so glad to meet you bayuu and wishing you more good days ahead, xoxo!

p.s : do not tell anyone about this im so shy (the last thing i would like to ask) and do not make fun of this (i know that u wont but still i couldnt help my paranoia) (╥﹏╥) i know what i was just saying up there kindaaa cringe but just let it be (IM SORRY) ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡

[oh-for-fic-sake]

Do yiu want to maybe write a lil smth about big dick daddy and his strength.... pleasd and thank u ❤️🥵

Okay hun just a quick headcannon might not be exactly what you were after but porn is ponr 🤷‍♀️ 😘😘

Warnings: smut, nsfw, size difference, toys, car sex, exhibitionism, daddy kink, filth

You bent forward with the slightest of winces, this probably wasnt the best idea to use this particular toy when you had yoga class.

Today was henry's birthday, you were going to skip class but sadly he had a meeting this morning and had insisted on you coming to class.

You really should of stuck to your guns and stayed home

But it was to late now, you were here in the middle of class, this time at the back becuase you were nervous about anyone seeing it through your leggings.

You had a surprise for your sweet boyfriend, it had taken a few days of prep work but you were on the final stage

You see there was an issue in the bedroom. He was ridiculously endowed... like seriously before meeting him you rolled your eyes at that whole 'i can see it in her guts' porn cliche that men tried to boast about.

Not anymore. Nope, it was definitely a thing.

You were thankfull he was strong enough and could lift you with his arms and make you 'hover' as he drilled you mindful of just how much he fed your needy but small pussy.

You could never take him fully and although he never minded it got to you. You wanted to be good for him, to give him everything. And take everythig!

So you decided to get a set of plugs to help... loosen you a tad, it was more a length issue then a... girth?

You were on your second day of your biggest toy and it was strange streaching and doing yoga with the toy rubbing your tender walls.

It was down right torturous!

You heaved in relief as the teacher wrapped up the class and bolted outside needing to get home and cool off

The beep of a horn called you across the road to where henry was waiting in the car.

You crossed the road quickly opening the door throwing your bag behind the passenger seat and climbed in "Ah~fucking fuck!"

Henry froze and cast you a strange look as you bit your lip and shuddered as your ass met the seat...

That didnt make sense? You hadnt been spanked for a few days

"Babe? You okay? Did you pull something?" He asked slowly concern creasing his brow

"I wish, no no i- lets go, i need to get back and chill... need a fucking shower you cringed, you really did, not just to cool down either.

"Okay if your sure" he said pulling away from the curb.

During the ride home he kept a close eye on you, noting the soft mewls and panting... especially when he let the car over rev a little, trying to help with the battery which had been playing up recently.

"Babe your going red, have some of your drink" henry said half way home nodding to your bag behind the seat.

"Yeah.. okay" you hummed unclipped your seat belt, holding the bottle would give you something to do with your hands, take the temptation of slipping you fingers to your crotch as the car vibrated the plug.

You moved leaning over the center console and cralwed back bending over reaching your bag. Unknowingly presenting the little bulging base of the plug in your pussy

"No fucking way!?" Henry growled doing a double take as he saw the little tell tale bump

Before you could ask what he meant a hugge hand came up landing over your slit in a light spank making you moan

"Oh god~ hen!?" You moaned and tried to reverse back into you sea but henrys hand remained on the end of the plug and wriggled it side to side sending you into a chorus of wanton moans

"Baby girl? You wore a plug to yoga?" He laughed enjpying the way you collapsed over the centre console

He moved repositioning his arm to rest his elbow and fore arm on your back fingers slipping under the leggings and following the creas of your ass to the wet pussing lips wrapped around the plug.

"Hen- daddy! Noo let me up!" Ou protested not likejng being bent over in the car for the world to see it they wished!

"Oh hush, we're almost home! Its nothing you dont deserve your naughty girl!" He teased clasping the plug and slowly began thrusting the toy in and out

"Oh gos! Listen to that~ such a messy girl? All drenched and slippy~" you mewled and began panting unable to stop rocking back.

"D-daddy please! Not in the car!"

"So yours embarrassed being caught with your toy in the car, but not your yoga class?-pfft yoga all those streches must have been fun baby girl~ tell me what was your favourite? Is this a naughty little secret?" He spoke cheerfully amused by the predicament youd got yourself in

"No-no i didnt mean it! Daddy its not like that!"

"No? Then why do you have this in your little pussy babygirl?" He asked genuinely curious

"Its for you daddy! For your birthday! I made'em bigger so you can... all in..." you stuttered as he began fuckingnyou faster. But he stopped at your comment

"You've been getting yourself ready so daddy can fuck you deeper?" He said out loud as he managed to pull the car into the drive thanking god this was an automatic.

Cy-yeah! Please-Ugh daddy!?" You cried as with a quick flick of his hands your leggings were at your knees and the plig was pulled free.

He whistled low when he saw just what your stuffed yourself with... definitely longer then anything else he'd seen you use before.

You moaned as he left you needy on the edge.

He didnt waist time just feeling hos wet and horny you were had him fully erect already.

He ditched the plug on the passenger seat paying no mind to your yells of 'is gonna stain!'

Deft fingers latched onto your hips as he pulled himself free.

"God your such a good girl~ so precious" he purred before hoisting you to straddle him and without hesitation impaling you on him fully.

"F-Fuuuck! Daddy it oh god!" You groaned feeling him press you down onto his thighs tightly grinding hissing through his teeth.

"Fuck! Fuck thats-god your so hot! So tight babygirl~" you whined as your leggings at your knees was stretched across his chest pressing your legs high and spread like a resistance band holding you open to him

"Ah daddy ! Please! Fuck please move!" You cried for him to fuck you despite being on top.

He chuckled heeding you and held your waist tightly before lifting your, bobbing you up and down on him.

He grunted straightening his legs into the foot well and moved you faster, just like he would a fleshlight useing your body as his own toy, only this time you were accepting him entirely.

His head rested on the head rest and he moaned louder widening his thighs reveling in the feel of your ass beuching his balls as he drove deeper.

You panted moaning and wriggling squirming in his grasp as he used you properly for the first time.

You fought him as things got too much, but it was no use, he had clamped his hands on you and was too lost to give any wiggle room. You loved it!

Then finally with a huge growl and roar he tugged your hips to his in bruisong thrusts markingnyou with his fingers as he plundered you in the last few thrusts

Bringingnyou high enough you feared oud hit to roof of the car.

Just as quickly as he'd taken you he finished locking you to his lap pressing as far as he could into your body floddjng your jnsides sendingnyou into your own orgasm

You flexed and kicked your entire body trembling and fighting as he held you still feedinnyour cunt as much as he could.

"Fuck! Fuck that- why has it taken this long to try car sex" you panted slowly coming down from your high.

"I dont know, but fuck if that wasnt the best quicky we ever had"

"Beats the public bathroom" you agreed

"Hands down... soo round two?"

"Inside... i can hear kal barking" you uttere flushing tipping your head hearing the bear belting out the song of his people

"Good shout..." henry chuckled

"Henry... happy birthday" you uttered

"Thank you... it's best present ever... how long you been wearing them?"he said nodding to the plug that had left an embarrassing puddle onnthe leather.

"Only a week" you shrugged leaning over grasping the plug.

"Used to it then?" He quipped staringm off in thought

"Yeah pretty much... why?" You answered anxiously

"I expect this as my very own homecoming treat from now on babygirl... do you understand princess?"

"Yes daddy~ comemon lets go inside i want round two!" You giggled nodding to him excitedly. You don't mind the inconvenience of plugs if it gives you mind blowing sex

"I thought this was my present?" He pouted sweetly at how excited you were for his present

"You gonna say no to round two daddy?" You teased prodding his chest the little sweat patch on the grey tshirt making your mouth water, you couldn't help it you were far too gone.

"of course not! Lets get your cuffs out!" He laughed patting you ass prompting you to climb off of him and crawl back to the passenger seat and redress.

[miyaniacs]

tell me how Hisoka would fuck you if you teased him just a tad bit too much. just. pls, go ham skskksks

A/N: sooo this got a bit out of hand, i just (sadly) love this man way too much. I love you so much for requesting this. SOOO.... the NSFW part is under the cut...and i could make a second part, like i really  wanted to write more but i thought it was long enough soooo yeah, tell me if you want a second part:) 

Form: One Shot 

Character: Hisoka x fem!reader

Warnings: 18+, nsfw, slight bondage, death (just a side mention), alcohol, slight sexual assault 

Teasing Hisoka - gone wrong 

why?

Well... it’s Hisoka we‘re talking about ladies and Gentleman & non binary folks. So he was again a bit ( way too much ) flirty with one of the female workers at heavens arena. Yes you two aren’t officially together, but for the past weeks you only saw each other.

how?

Step one: putting on a tight fitting black dress with a high slug in the left, you decided to skip the putting on a panties part and head straight to the Make-Up and get ready for your’s and his night out.

Step two: Hisoka likes playing games. So Truth or Dare it is tonight

Round 1 - you found out he always fantasies about fucking you in a public place like this, just to show everyone that you’re his.

Round 2 - he found out you try to make him jealous on purpose because the thought of what he’ll do to you afterwards is too arousing

Round 3 - you found out he secretly enjoys it when you try to make him jealous - it’s funny to him to see others thinking they have a chance with you, when he’s the only one that can fuck you into oblivion (his words).

Round 4 - he forced you to take off your panties

The fun begins the second you tell him you haven’t worn one in the first place. His eyes narrow and one of his hands rests on your thigh.

Round 5 - you force him to stay here and watch while you’ll have some fun with a guy sitting at the bar.

So you make your way over to said guy. You’d caught his eye the second you walked into to bar, so it’s an easy game.

“Hey.” You smile and sit on the chair next to him, resting an arm on the bar and leaning your head on you hand.

“Uhm- hey.” He says and slightly chocked on his drink, seeing your bright smile.

“Sooo... I saw you looking at me?” You laugh friendly. “I uhm... sorry I did, but I saw you’re here with someone.” Nervously he looks over at the table where Hisoka sits and watches, his signature smirk decorating his structured face. “Well... yes, but it’s nothing serious.” You roll your eyes and gently touch the arm of the stranger. “Soo... what’s your name stranger?” You smile. “D- Dave.” He stutters. “Hello Dave, I’m y/n, nice to meet you.” You flash him one of your brightest smiles. As an hunter, an assassin, it’s one of the easiest things to wrap someone around your fingers. You know exactly where to touch them or how to talk with them. “So... would - would you like a drink?” He asks while looking at your hand, which is rested on his arm. “Mhh actually... I came here to ... well leave and have some fun... and that guy over there.” You point towards Hisoka, “... he can’t give me what I want.” You smirk and let your fingers run up and down his arm. He just looks at you, mouth slightly open and blinks. “Oh sorry ... Uhm .. I was too straightforward sorry.” You bite your lip and remove your hand. “No no I - wow. I never thoght someone like you would ... would leave with me.” He lays his hand on your leg. You cringe, yet you keep up a smile, you have a mission to complete. “Well... then let’s go.” You get up and grab his hand, dragging him outside the bar with you.

Step three: The guy, Dave, pins you against the nearest wall. “Oh, dominant now, aren’t we?” You smirk. “What? I thought someone like you want to be treated that way.” He says in a lower voice. One of his hands grab your hip and moves up your dress. “Oh? No panties? You really are a little slut.” He says. “Oh no she isn’t a slut.” A chuckle is heard and a tall man steps out if the shadows. “She is mine.” A quick movement, blood and Dave lays on the ground. Blood spills out of his throat. Hisoka steps in front of you, the hand, which still holds the card moves to his lips. Tapping it against them, leaving some red stains on his porcelain like skin, he tilts his head and licks the edge of the card clean. “Sooo MY little butterfly. What should I do with you now.” He places one of his hands next to your head and leans forward. “Look what you’ve done.” His other hand moves around your waist and pulls you against him, letting you feel what you’ve done. “How you plan on fixing that?” He whispers in your ear and licks your neck, biting the same spot earring a moan from you.

Killing people and fighting a strong opponent. Those will always be his biggest turn ons. But if you could use one of those things for your own advantage... what is a dead body against the night that will await you?

Step four: have the night of your life

“Such a bad bad girl...” his fingers trace over your naked body.

You’re tied to the bedframe, by non other than his infamous bungee gum, leaving yourself complete vulnerable to him. His sharp nails run over your hips, up over your ripcage, over the soft skin of your chest, tracing the shape of your collarbone and moving upwards, running over your lips. His tumb pulls on your lower lip, slightly parting your lips. “Suck.” He says and pushes his index and middle finger into your mouth. Sucking in your cheeks, you let your tongue run over his nails, circling around his fingers. “So obedient.” He smirks and pushes his fingers further into your mouth, making you gag. A small tear runs over your cheek. Hisoka leans forward and places a soft kiss over it. “My good good girl.” His lips press on the soft skin of your neck. Removing his fingers out of your mouth, he cups one of your breasts. His mouth leaves wet kisses down your neck, biting down on your most sensitive spots, until his lips wrap around one of your nipples. You try your best to keep quiet, yet you fail miserably the second he bites on the sensitive bud in between his lips. There it is, the beautiful sound of your whimpers fills his ears. He continues to abuse that one spot, feeling your body struggling against his bungee gum. “Hi- Hisoka please.” You whimper. “Yes?” He smirks and looks up at you. His golden eyes keep a dangerous glint in them. “Please ... Hisoka... I need you..” you breath out and try your best to keep your eyes locked to his. “Mhhh... and where do you need me?” He teases and he licks down on your stomach and up again, connecting his lips to your other breast.

“No please, go down again..” you whimper and he bites your bud one last time before making himself comfortable between your legs.

His index finger traces over your inner thighs while his eyes are fixed on your face.

“My sweet sweet little butterfly, you have no idea what you got yourself into… don’t you?” His smooth voice sounds gentle, but the glint in his eyes tells you otherwise. His finger now brushes over the bundle of nerves, you desperately want him to touch.

“I’ll make you scream and cry before you’ll even feel me inside of you.”

His hand leaves your body and he gets off the bed.

“Hisoka?” You ask confused while your eyes follow him walking around the bed out of your view.

After a few seconds he comes back with something in his hand.

“Enjoy the night and remember our safe word is needleman.” He whispers in your ear and gently kisses your forehead.

“I still think it’s strange that our safe word basically refers to Illumi.” You roll your eyes.

“Shhhh - don’t think of any other man.”

Suddenly a dark silk scarf is so placed over your eyes and tied behind your head.

Your breath hitches and you call out for Hisoka, yet you don’t get any response, instead you hear a vibrating noise. Your shiver and try to press your thighs  together, forgetting that you’re tied to the bed.

Then you feel it, trailing up your leg, closer and closer to where you need it the most.

Then the noise stopped, just for you to feel something cold and smooth right on your clit.

“You want this babygirl?” His low voice echos through the room.

“Y- yes.” You shiver out of excitement.

“How bad do you want it?” He responds.

“Please… please Hisoka, just give me some sort of re-“ you stop, your breath stuck in your throat. He turned in the vibrator, on the highest level.

You arch  your back, press it back down, try to move your body just somewhere, but you’re stuck.

Next to you, Hisoka lays on his stomach, head rests on one of his hands, while his other hand pressed the vibrator on you. A smirk plasters on his face, his eyes hooded and dark with lust, while he listens to your moans.

Licking his lips, he sits up and crawls back in between your legs. He moves the vibrator up and down, wetting it with your own own juices that started to leak. He stops at your entrance and slowly pushes it inside of you, closing his eyes while listing to the sounds that escape your mouth. A growl leaves his throat and he throws his head back. “You’re perfect.” His other hand moves down to his pants and starts stroking the tent that already formed minutes ago. “You have no idea how hard it is to hold myself back … to not make you clench around me, making you scream my name, while I fuck you until you can’t take it anymore and then make you come two times more.” His voice is dangerously low. Your breathing gets quicker, while he moves the vibrator quicker in and out of you, simultaneously stocking himself.

You try to answer him, but you can’t form any words, the only thing leaving your lips are moans, screams and some form of Hisokas name.

Suddenly you feel the pressure that keeps your legs open, go away and just for them to be pressed against your stomach.

You scream out in pleasure when you feel his lips connecting to your clit.

Hungrily he starts sucking on it while his tongue licks your sensitive bud. You arch your back,trying to escape him, but his hands grip onto your thighs, his sharp nails dig into your soft skin and he buries his face even deeper between your legs.

One of his hands leaves your leg, allowing you to wrap it around his shoulders. Two of his dinners join the vibrator inside of you, curling again and again at that one spot inside of you.

You scream and try to move your hands to grab his hair and shove him away from you, but your arms are still tied to the bed.

“Hisoka please… pleaseee, I’m so close.” You scram and he moans against you.

Feeling you clenching around his fingers, getting closer and closer to your high, he feels himself getting harder with each moan that leaves your soft lips. He bites down on your clit and you scream, the knot in your stomach loosing up, while your walls tighten.

Hisoka moans your name and feels himself releasing inside of his pants, while helping you getting trough your orgasm.

Removing his fingers, leaving the vibrator inside of you, he crawls up leaning the weight of his body onto his arms, as he lowers his face to kiss you.

Then, his phone rings and he groans.

“One second butterfly.” He quickly gets up and answers the phone.

You press your legs together, the vibrator still moving inside of you.

“... Yeah… but Make it quick, I have some things to do tonight.” He hangs up.

“Sorry babygirl, but I have to leave you alone for a bit, shouldn’t take any longer than an hour or two.” He whispers inside your ear and softly kisses your cheek.

“Wait - what ???” You protest wiggling around, trying to get rid of the blindfold.

“Nahhhh ah ahhhh -“ he sings.

Taking another silky rope from god knows where he ties your legs to the bed again, before moving to your arms, releasing his bungee gum, the second he’s done.

“I’ll leave you alone, think you should be ready for me  when I come back.” He teases.

“No - NOOOO HISOKA WAIT!”

“Oh damn, you’re right, I’m sorry butterfly.” He walks back and you feel him adjusting the vibrator. The vibrations increase to the maximum and he leaves a quick kiss on your clit.

“See you in an hour or two.”

[minimin1993]

S/M 44 & B/L 37

Warning: Violence.

“Oh no baby, your hair.” Min pouts looking at her laptop screen staring at her boyfriend via Facetime. 

“I know, its blond. Don’t even start with it. My hair right now feels like straw.” Sebastian touches his hair then cringes making Min giggle.

“I know how that feels, when Mystic first debuted they dyed my hair all sort of different colors. For a while my hair was starting to feel horrible. Until I told them I want to stick to my own color.” 

“You looked good with Blond hair though if I say so myself.” 

“Pft, I knew you were into blonds. I still don’t understand why the hell you want to be with me when my hair color is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE.” Min pouts. 

“Yeah I did have a thing for blonds huh?” He teased knowing how to get a raise out of Min who rolled her eyes playfully. 

“Whatever, then go find yourself a blond then. You won’t get your present for tonight then.” Min said turning the laptop away.

“Princess, you know I was just joking.” He begged making her giggle. 

“I know.” 

“I miss you soo much. Everywhere I turn I see you.” Sebastian said.

“I miss you too baby, uh huh? You probably see all the places we did the dirty.” 

“You know me so well.” He winked. “The place is not the same without you babygirl.” 

“Aww, just 3 more weeks baby, then you will be back here with me.” 

“3 weeks tooo long.” 

“Oh come on baby, you can do it.” 

“No I can’t, you are like my drug. I am completely and utterly addicted to you.” He groaned. 

“Yeah, maybe I should help you out a little then.” She said untying her robe before sliding it off revealing her naked body for Sebastian to drool on.

“Fuckk me…” He whispers causing Min to giggle before they both indulge in some adult fun over the cam. 

  By the time everyone buckled up onto the Rocket spacejet (Except tony), he turns around to the team and asks them a question making Linda smirk 

“Okay, who here hasn't been to space?” Natasha, Rhodes, and Steve raised their hands.  

“Why?” Rhodes asks.  

“You better not throw up on my ship.” Rocket answers.  

“Approaching jump in 3... 2... 1!” Nebula said when the ship jumps forward into a wormhole. Linda looks over at Steve who was holding onto his seat for dear life; she reaches over to grab a hold of his hand giving him a soothing smile which he returns. He then turns back staring at what was ahead of him with his eyes wide at the exhilaration of this new experience. The ship slows down, and the ship hovers in orbit of the planet seen in the hologram previously. Carol hovers in front of the Benatar.  

“I'll head down for recon.” Carol said flying down to the planet by herself. 

Inside the ship everyone was getting ready when Steve pulls out his compass with the image of Peggy.  

“This is gonna work, Steve.” Natasha said looking over at him  

“I know it will. Cause I don't know what I'm going to do if it doesn't.” He said before looking over at Linda who clutches onto the no longer bright soul binding   crystal that tied her and Bucky together.  

“No satellites, no ships, no armies, no ground defenses of any kind. It's just him.” Carol said returning to the ship.  

“And that's enough.”

When they arrived at Thanos location he was retreating into his hut looking utterly pathetic right side of his body burnt carrying his fruit basket. Carol flies through the roof, knocking Thanos down, and grabbing his neck. Bruce in the Hulkbuster armor bursts from the ground, and grabs Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet arm. Thor flies in and slices off the Infinity Gauntlet. Rhodey flies down with Rocket and aims guns on Thanos' head. Steve, Linda and Natasha walks into the hut, staring murderously at Thanos.    “Oh no.” Rocket said when he picks up the gauntlet realizing there was no stones in them.  

“Where are they?” Steve asks.  

“Answer the question!” Carol said tightening her chokehold on him.  

“The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose, beyond temptation.”  

“You murdered trillions!” Bruce screams pushing Thanos onto the ground.  

“You should be grateful.”  

“Where are the Stones?” Natasha asks  

“  Gone. Reduced to atoms.”  

“You used them two days ago!” Bruce said.  

“I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me. But the work is done. It always will be.” Thanos said sitting up straighter. “I am... inevitable.” He said as

Linda walked right up to him and plunged her hand into his chest.    “NOO!!” Everyone (Except Thor) screamed watching her rip out his heart seeing it protected by her blue energy.  

“You think you are inevitable now?” Linda/Luna asks staring at his beating heart in her hand before looking at his pained face while he clutches his chest watching   her in horror not knowing how he is still alive. “Oh don’t worry you won’t die yet, not when I have my energy surrounding your heart.” She said lessening her energy   having him scream in pain. “You know you have taken the one good thing that I got in my life, and so many lives have suffered because you wanted to play god. "You think you know the definition of pain but let me tell you what you felt was barely a fraction of what you caused.” She said squeezing his heart causing him to scream louder making everyone in the room to wince watching what was happening in front of them.  

“We have to tear this place apart, he-he-he has to be lying.” Rhodey said watching in horror.  

“My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.” Nebula said.  

“Ah, thank you, daughter.” Thanos said; Nebula looks down, a little uncomfortable. “Perhaps I treated you too harshly.” Thor filled with rage summon Stormbreaker, and before anyone could stop him, slices Thanos' head off splattering the smiling Linda/Luna with his blood.  

“What... What did you do?” Rocket said in shock.  

“I went for the head.” Thor answered looking more than broken after realizing what he has done before walking out. 

By the time they got back to the compound everyone was quiet and mainly retreated back into their room but Linda. She stood there just staring at the grass replaying her memories of Bucky in her mind like its a movie reel.    “Sweetheart, lets go inside. It's getting cold out here.” Steve said walking up behind Linda grabbing her hand intertwining their fingers.  

“Stevie, I can’t.” She said pulling her hand away before turning to give Steve a tender kiss on his cheek.   

“Linda?” Steve said as she walks backwards away from Steve. “Please don’t leave me too.”  

“I am sorry Stevie, I won’t be able to be the Linda you always known anymore”  

“Please.”  

“I love you Stevie never forget that, but you will be fine without me.” Linda said turning around and runs off leaving the heartbroken Steve standing there. 

Linda didn’t know where she was running too but it never stopped her, she just ran until she no longer felt her body. She fell onto her knees as her with tears running down her face, her mind still playing the happy memories of Bucky. “Fuckk.” Linda punches the ground her energy destroying everything around her, she opens a compartment in her belt and pulls out Bucky favorite knife and stares at it debating on what to do. She traces the blade with her fingertips only to turn the tip of the blade and points it right at her chest where her heart was located. 

“You promised me that you wouldn’t do that.” She saw a bright figure walked towards her.  

“Your not real.” Linda said not opening her eyes.  

“Open your eyes my love.” The voice said as it touches Linda face causing her to open her eyes seeing Bucky kneel in front of her with a sad smile on his face.  

“You are not real.” Linda said more tears running down her face.  

“I am sorry my love.” Bucky said tracing her face like she traced the knife.  

“I can’t do this without you.”  

“Do it for me.”  

“But I can’t be without you, don’t you understand.”  

“But I am with you, here.” He places his hands around her hands holding the knife. “And here” He said placing his hand on her heart. “I will always be with you my   love.” Bucky leans in and places a loving kiss on her lips. When they part Bucky slowly starts to fade away.  

“James?”  

“I will always be with you.” He said disappearing into the air.