#baby saphira

[modern-inheritance]

Guys, Iunno if you need to hear this today, but when Tonz and I were doing dragon growth calculations I found where it's mentioned in Eragon that Saphira, freshly hatched, was 'no longer than Eragon's forearm.'

Finding the average size of a 15 year old male's forearm was fairly simple, but ended up being about 27-28 cm.

Guys.

guys she was...she was so smol.

just...so smol.

[murtagh-thorn]

Posting to the Inheritance Cycle fandom like

[mattizard]

One of my fav things from the first Eragon book:

When Eragon sees the Urgal footprint and tells Saphira to get Brom to safety and she just grabs Brom and presses him against her with her wings without telling him why and won't let him go before Eragon tells her to. That's just peak "Eragon and Saphira share one (1) braincell and she didn't have it at that time". Also I wanna know what went on in Broms head. One moment he's making a campfire, the next moment his son's dragon snatches him up and won't let him go.

[cbarc]

Eragon found the stone both beautiful and frightening

[tategaminu]

The books everytime Arya is on page: Arya has black hair and green eyes. Did I mention she's an elf? She's an elf. She has pointy ears like an elf does. Arya has elven ears. Arya has pointy ears. Arya is an elf. Her hair is black and her eyes are green by the way. I hope I mentioned she's an elf. Black hair. Green eyes. Elf.

The bozos in charge of the movie: K

[a-princess-dragon]

Rereading Eragon and I forgot that they had Arya strapped to Saphira like she was a baby in a Baby Bjorn. I really need to see the fan art for that. Or the Hangover baby t-shirt style merch 😭

[shortcakeart]

Happy year of the dragon!

[thedarkjotun]

[tonhalszendvics]

Inheritance cycle fic rec!

Buddy, you need this. I can see it in your eyes. I hear it in your voice. I sense it in your thoughts. Give in. Let Morzan guide your hands... no, wait, that's a bad idea actually.

The summary: The council refuses to give Galbatorix a new dragon.

Being a good friend, Morzan decides he has to do it himself then.

The story: 100% Morzatorix with Good Friend Morzan and Needs a Hug After Losing His Partner Galbatorix. If things were that simple.

[modern-inheritance]

Glenwing with Saphira, during a lazy night at the Varden camp post-relationship establishment between his two favorite dumbasses, whispering loudly while crouched behind Eragon and Arya. Saphira is providing mood music with crooning.

The two aforementioned dumbasses can't even look at each other with their stupid wingman/wing-dragon(?) providing such scintillating commentary. Arya's got a hand over her eyes, other arm crossed, absolutely red in the face, and Eragon is staring very hard at the ground with his ears burning.

"How the hell do–GLEN, THAT'S NOT REMOTELY APPROPRIATE."

'–and yet the elf was still not passionately making out with the young man beside her, despite the descriptive recounting of acts one should try in private chambers.'

"SAPHIRA!"

"OW! Arya knock it off! I'm just saying, you two should get a room! You both look so flushed!"

'Indeed, they should, before the fire roars too brightly. Preferably one with soundproofing. Unlike the last one.'

Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person

[wolfwillowisp]

Something that never fails to get me to laugh is writing the word ‘babies’ as ‘babys’. Gets me every time. Smiling like a lunatic in my bed as I post this

[murtagh-thorn]

Just leaving this here again 👀

You can’t tell me this wouldn’t be Murtagh before a first “I love you” (video not mine)

[saphirafoxgirlspost1]

(Open Rp) Love Story in "The Tale of The Monkey King and The Fox Princess"

(WARNING: This Story is going to be base of the Netflix the monkey king, if you don't like that, please leave my blog alone and never complain to me and it's going to be an NFSW Rp If your a minor, please for the love of god Don't reply, Viewer discretion is advised)

A Long time Ago On earth they were Ruled by Order, The Immortal Ones Rules Heaven and Kings Rule in hell But the Celestial Goddess Name Uni Rule them All With peace and harmony with her good Old friend "Buddha".. Then Years After Uni Gave her Life to the Beautiful Baby Girl Name Saphira Lorraina Fox, The Princess Of Sakutopia.. She is Blessed By Shenron The Dragon god by giving her Half of his Powers and Inari The Kitsune Goddess Blessed Her with Beauty and Immortality as well.. The gods and The immortal Ones in the Jade Palace was amazed That Saphira Became the New Celestial Goddess and Buddha Knew That Saphira has Her Destiney awaits.. Years later, That Night When Her family set out a good camp in the jungle. Saphira Was a Small child and she began to climb up into a big cliff..and then she sees the Big stone that was Big and rounded Began to crack..as She made a soft gasp..Then the stone Opens it up, she looked down and saw a cute little Red Monkey Aka "Monkey King" Curled up and sucking thumbs.. until he Opens his Green eyes and saw her, He leaped up excited as She giggles and said, " Awww Hi there, My Name Is Saphira Fox, Whats yours?" Then the Little monkey King notice her and smiles as he began to hugs her..and then He looked at the sky as he narrow his eyes and then He Shoot lazer beam as she gasp and being surprised, The Little Monkey King rubbed his eyes and his eyes is still glowing red and he kept shooting beams and pretty excited on it..and Then..he jumped off and running fast as saphira gasp and said," Man, He's pretty excited and all. I hope he's ok.." She felt worried about him..the jade emperor doesn't like it and wanted to get rid of him..But Buddha told him to be Patience and telling him that this monkey Is a powerful being and said to let him find his way, So the Jade emperor decided to leave that Little red Monkey alone. The next Morning, Saphira Saw Little Monkey King again and She knee down and she said," Hey Little Buddy, Remember me?"

When this little monkey King saw her and got happy and excited, Then he came and hugs her. She smiles and Hugs back gently and stroking his Fur and said," Aww your so soft and fluffy, I hope one day I'll see you every day and play with you Being great friends." Her Words Made The little red Monkey Feeling Happy to hear that..Then Saphira change into a little Blue Fox and Plays With him and wagging her tails and then She Began to Make a Beautiful Dragon Necklace For him, She put a necklace on Him as she smiles..But then He met the other monkeys and elder ones as well But they're not so keen about him..But then When they got to the light side but then she sees the Demon Tiger with Golden Bracelet Launch out from the water fall as she gasp.. The Demon tiger attacks as They runs off to the jungle area, She began to run with them..and head to the camp and suddenly.. The demon tiger ready to attack Saphira But Then The Guards Scare it off..and it fled as Saphira was Worried about the little monkey king, Tears sheds and thought he was gone for good.. When her Father Took Her home, Saphira Missed the little Monkey king Very much, At Least He Wore the necklace that she made For him. As the years Passed by, Saphira Grows up to become a beautiful woman and So beautiful That many men would throw themselves beneath her feet But Saphira rejected The other suitors Because She only See their Hearts Filled With greed and Minds Filled with Power obsession as well.. Then Her Father Brought in the Oracle, So that She Will Tell her Father Who's the Future Husband will be and as the Oracle use her powers to See the future Through the Crystal ball as it Shows that the Future Husband Is none other than…. The Monkey King himself, Her Father was Surprised but then The oracle Said that Saphira will be In danger as well, She will be Cursed by the Dragon King of the East Sea Himself.. And Then Her father asked if there's any Spell Breaker to remove such a fearful Curse..Then The Oracle said that Only True loves kiss can Break this Terrible Curse.. So Her father Nodded and Send Saphira Out to Find The Monkey King. Saphira Called her Noble Kirin Steed Name "Yuki" Meaning Snow in Japanese, As Saphira rides Yuki For a great Journey to Seek out the monkey king. Yuki's Hooves made the ground shaken in each steps as She made it to the Jungle part where she met the Little Monkey king…She thought he was Killed by the demon Tiger But then the Demon Tiger was Sent flying to the heavens as She was shocked, Knowing That He's still alive.. He Has the great Staff from the Dragon Kingdom of the East Sea, Then She heard from the elder monkeys that he needs to Defeated 100 demons to Join the Immortal ones.. And the Monkey King Said "One Hundred demons Coming up!" As the Monkeys cheers..as she notice the Dragon necklace that He wore was there, She recognized him now and there he was Very handsome and Compassionate, wanted to be loved by all.. Then One by One, Saphira Had Witness Him Defeating 99 Demons of them, Until he goes to the Very Poor Rice Village all Nothing but Drought in the summer, Then She sees Him Fought The Child eating demon name "Red Girl". Her Heart was Stolen by His Charms and His bravery. When she sees his heart and mind, all she can see was heart of Gold and a Cute right mind and Now She knew he's the one But she was worried if he doesn't remembers her though, That Night the village, She watched him dancing when the kids sings his theme song.. She giggles while hidden her face with a fox mask,

She finds him cute when he dance to his song. Until The Lightning came as she turns and saw The Dragon king of the east sea emerge from his bathtub as she wasn't amused by his arrogance, He accuse The Monkey king that He stole the "Stick" but Saphira was angered when The dragon king that he will face his wrath.. Then She change into an Elderly woman and she said," You Shall not accuse him with such nonsense in your cold tongue Dragon king!" The Dragon King turns and sees the elderly woman and asked how will She knew that he didn't steal The Powerful Staff..and then Saphira in old woman form said," This Staff is "Ruyi Jingu Bang" It Has been waiting for that monkey King for Five thousand Years, Have you No Shame at all! You and the Immortal Ones are nothing but Ignorant People! What Would the Princess Of Sakutopia would think of this if she sees you Dear to Speaks to Such Rubbish like that!?" The Village was shocked and all Seeing the elderly woman and little did they know it's the princess of sakutopia in disguised.. But then the Dragon king Notice the Dragon Necklace that Saphira made..and The Dragon king Said," Where Did you get that Necklace from?" Then The Monkey King answers..

[good-morzan-inheritance-cycle]

I remembered how funny and cute children are and that Roran now has kids, so have toddler Roran babies and what they would call the dragons!

Saphira: blu-burry when littlest due to bad mispronunciation. Because she a sassy gal she wouldn’t be particularly fond of it, but she would find it cute. However, she does prefer the new “blueberry”, as it’s at least an actual word.

Thorn: thorn on the other hand, ADORES his baby slurred nickname of “raps-burr-bie” and is quite depressed when the kids begin calling him “raspberry”. He refuses to respond to anything other than his nickname when visiting. My boy canonically really wants to be a dragon uncle so he lives vicariously through Roran’s kids until Murtaugh makes his own.

Fírnen: he’s called Fernie when he comes by. Due to it being the most normal, it remains the same when the kids get older. Even Arya uses it from time to time.

[massiveladycat]

OKAY. OKAY. SO. i was putting off reading brisinger for a bit because 750 pages?? HELL TO THE NO!! but then i reminded myself i finished hp so suck it up buttercup yk i also really missed eragon 1. starting off strong; saving katrina and sloan!! i really used to hate sloan but atleast i can understand him a little now 2. save me roran garrowsson save me 3. i missed saphira so much i LOVE HER!!! 4. zar'roc being owned by both sons of morzan is just so MESSED UP!! PAOLINI!! YOU GENIUS!! 5. not to mention the fact that zar'roc was the very sword that split murtagh's back practically open 6. speaking of murtagh my poor boy. he seemed kind of happy when he realized that if his true name changed then he'd be free, but he's not willing to give up his personality and who he is for it 7. thorn having the mind of a child dragon but his body being adult is so messed up just think about it. imagine being a toddler but your body is adult 8. parallels with elva maybe?? he has the mind of a toddler, brain of an adult. she's supposed to be a toddler, and shes literally just a baby, but she was forced to grow up so quickly 9. also YAY!!! SHE GOT HER CURSE HALF-REMOVED!!! 10. did not appreciate the eragon bitch slap scene as a eragon lover like he's doing his BEST leave him ALONE the language's COMPLICATED 11. seriously eragon n saphira have taken so so many oaths and i feel like it's gonna end up biting them in the ass at some point 12. roran and katrina's marriage was so cute it was like something i'd think was disney-esque 13. but noo katrina and roran and eragon had to go their separate ways WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!! 14. also, still confused on the ox being able to hurt roran. how'd that happen?? 15. imagine just picking up a shiny stone so you can sell it for meat and like a year later YOURE IN A FUCKING WAR!!! THE EYE OF THE STORM!!!! pt.2 coming soon

[tonhalszendvics]

I think he is the "wise old teacher" archetype from every story, but with all of the wise old teacher's weaknesses and mistakes are rounded out and that is just. Infuriating. I re-read some stuff from book 2 and 3 and the guy is like, on and on and on about having not so much time, and then wastes away hours. Makes me think about what did Rider training look like – did the poor kids have like, a year of shutting themselves in the woods to live like monks?

Oromis feels like the French kings after the French Revolution. He had the chance to revise his teaching methods, but he didn't, and his greatest luck is that Eragon was his student.

I want y'all to put at least one reason of why you hate Oromis under this post.