#best wingman/wingdragon ever

[modern-inheritance]

Glenwing with Saphira, during a lazy night at the Varden camp post-relationship establishment between his two favorite dumbasses, whispering loudly while crouched behind Eragon and Arya. Saphira is providing mood music with crooning.

The two aforementioned dumbasses can't even look at each other with their stupid wingman/wing-dragon(?) providing such scintillating commentary. Arya's got a hand over her eyes, other arm crossed, absolutely red in the face, and Eragon is staring very hard at the ground with his ears burning.

"How the hell do–GLEN, THAT'S NOT REMOTELY APPROPRIATE."

'–and yet the elf was still not passionately making out with the young man beside her, despite the descriptive recounting of acts one should try in private chambers.'

"SAPHIRA!"

"OW! Arya knock it off! I'm just saying, you two should get a room! You both look so flushed!"

'Indeed, they should, before the fire roars too brightly. Preferably one with soundproofing. Unlike the last one.'

Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person