#baby jacq

[taygra5shaon]

CHILDREN OF BHAAL🫀🫀

there is a lot of red...

[claitea]

volo doodle for luck when his banner drops later

[averysmolkirbo]

I was looking at my shiny toxel i just caught (oh yea pls drop name suggestions) and it reminded me of how funny this dex entry is like i guess that's one way to describe babies?

i guess it's not wrong?

[jacqcrisis]

Me, yesterday: Chili, don't get sick please. I don't have an easy way to get you to the vet right now

Chili, waking me up four separate times throughout the night puking: on it boss o7

[ashgreninjaplayzgamesforfun]

Kid Kukui: Mom, can we have Litten from Alola?

Maxine: No. We have Litten here in Hoenn. I'll get you one in the wild.

Litten in Hoenn:

[gomillust]

ARE YOU READY?

Happy pride month friends i am also lesbian and non binary (agender, not the oc tho) have some oc x canon stuff! Look at my babies <3

Also thank you for entertaining my jacq x colress, theyre trapped in my head and I’m playing Pokémon xy again so i might have more pokemon content… cant believe my special interests r pokemon and ace attorney

[ask-directorsada-and-friends]

Professor Lucina Sada was used to giving presentations. She was used to seeing her fellow professors. Sada was even used to being called nuts.

She was not good with surprises. Especially when she was running on 48 hours of coffee and little sleep.

So, as she prepared her notes for her presentation at the conference, walking through the Great Hall of the academy, the last thing she needed was for someone to tap her on the shoulder. So, when someone did, she swatted away their hand, not looking up. Whoever it was didn't seem to get the hint, as they did so again. "Go. away. I'm busy." She growled through gritted teeth. Hopefully this wasn't a poor student she just scared again- Jacq and Salvatore refused to let her live that down.

"You know, it's considered rude to not look up at the person talking to you, mi corazón."

She froze. That voice...

Whipping around, she was face to face with Professor Andres Turo, fellow Pokemon professor, co-creator of the Tera Orb, and... her estranged spouse.

Who was now out cold on the ground following her fist connecting with his face.

Whoops.

Ms. Tyme was NOT happy with her reaction, stating she couldn't have waited until she was in private to punch him?

Hassel, Saguero, Salvatore, and Dendra had to pay Raifort after she won the bet over how long it would take for them to be in the same region before she punched Turo. Miriam is amazed at how fast she moved, while Jacq... he missed the whole thing, having instead chosen to catch up with his brother and cousins over lunch in town.

Kukui, who witnessed the entire thing, was laughing his ass off.

A few hours before the conference began, she went to apologize to Turo. After all, he didn't deserve to be punched (well, he did, just not like that). The moment he opened his door, she ended up punching him again.

Augustine ended up having to sit between the two once the conference began. He'd managed to get them to agree to speak in private later, just for now to please stop punching the man when children are around. Jacq was sat besides Sonia and her assistant Hop- his baby cousin, as it turned out- while Juniper sat with Elm and Birch. Rowan, Oak, and Kukui had found themselves at the other end of the oval conference table, Oak's grandson Blue nearby with Bianca of Unova discussing their friends and their habit of "vanishing without warning anyone". Lucas and Brendan were discussing regional variants and the mysterious 'Hisuian forms' that once called Sinnoh home. She knew Champion Leon of Galar had accompanied his brother here, but he had opted to explore the academy instead, stating he probably wouldn't understand much of what was to be discussed.

Sada figured that as they were all here, she might as well take the chance to explain the strange multiverse she had experienced. Kukui had already been filled in, having dealt with something similar a few years back, so at least he wouldn't think she was crazy... at least regarding this.

"Fellow Professors and researchers, I welcome you to Paldea's esteemed Naranja Academy. As you all know, it is here where Professor Laventon studied and is said to be inspired to create what we now know as the very first Pokedex." The director began, gesturing to a framed photo hanging up on the wall between Rowan and Oak. A man with tan skin, a bowtie, and curly hair smiled back from the image, a plaque beneath it reading Professor Laventon, shortly before his trip to document the Pokemon of the Hisui region. "Since then, advancements in not only what he first documented but beyond in the area of Pokemon research have soared far past what we can expect he ever dreamed of. A computerized Pokedex, studies into baby Pokemon, the rediscovery of the Fairy Type- thought to have been lost since he first documented it- and Mega Evolution, Z-Moves, Dynamax, and Terestalization are only scratching the surface of what we have done here. Why, our academy's own Jacq Sycamore created the very first Pokedex app to document and study the Pokemon of Paldea and the regional forms that live here." She paused to take a breath. Alright. Time to drop the bombshell she knew.

"And during this time, we have witnessed strange disturbances in space-time. Laventon documented what he called 'Space-Time Distortions' in Hisui, rifts in the fabric of time and space that dragged Pokemon from different places and eras to the location they formed in. We have seen in Sinnoh and Alola that such things are possible- that multiple universes can exist. What I have discovered recently is-"

That was when the door to the conference room opened and someone tumbled inside. Wearing a labcoat (a rather outdated one at that) and a purple hat, the person seemed to be confused and surprised, hugging a bundle of papers to his chest as he groaned from where he landed by Sada's feet.

Sycamore was already helping the man up, but upon seeing his face he scrambled back, letting go and accidentally dropping him. The room was in a stunned silence before Rowan, the most senior professor (or second most senior professor now) spoke.

"If I am not mistaken... Is that Professor Laventon?"

(Hehehehehehe Sada sees Turo- OHKO.

Sees him again- OHKO

so @askprofessorlaventon and I have been planning this for a bit now. If you follow my other Pokemon ask blog, @silentzoroark, you no doubt saw the beginning of this.

[derpyfangirl]

XD yesss

Arven does have Clavell's habit of dumping like all the sugarcubes into his coffee or tea, but not existing off pure caffeine is definitely a step in the right direction XD

Some WIPs of the Zero trio lol. Oops when you accidentally make them all closer in age than canon. Big oops when everyone is old. Lol. Also @k-chips made me think of their college shenanigans together and just ssdklfgsdf. I know this is very much not canon but it's nice making them interact/banter like this. Sada in retro outfits and junk i guess. Idk what the fashion timeline is in Pokemon XD

[k-chips]

Silly pitch for Dadvell AU

Clavell keeps a photo album of Arven’s Firsts

First birthday as their new family

First pokemon Arven got without Clavell’s help

First day of school (Clavell seen crying cause his son is growing up so fast). He would continue picturing Arven’s first day of school every year and continue to get emotional.)

First swimming lesson (baby nearly drowned)

That is all I offer on this midnight

Oh he definitely does.

He has thousands of pictures of little Arven and Maschiff, both before and after Sada left.

As Arven got older he wouldn't let Clavell take a lot of pictures of him, because of shyness and classic teenager awkwardness, but Clavell would always try to sneak a picture or two in really special occasions.

He sometimes asks Nemona or Riley to take pictures of all of them together when they hang out, so he can print them and add them to his album.

He once gifted Arven an album full of photos of them + Jacq and Mabs, during a vacation when he was, like, 11. He still has it in his room and often looks at it at night when he can't sleep

[morninkim]

SV Timeskip - Zero Gang + their main teams!

Zero Gang without their Pokemon here!!

explanations under the cut!

Florian's team was built using Red logic of Gift + story-relevant Pokemon:

Skeledirge simply because I picked Fuecoco in Scarlet (it meant Nemona got Meowscarada and I really like Meow for her + Quaquaval for Clavell)

Perrserker's the G-Meowth from Salvatore

Great Tusk is the former Titan (catchable after the Academy Ace Tournament)

H-Arcanine is the H-Growlithe from Perrin after helping her find Blood Moon Ursaluna

Empoleon is hatched from the egg Jacq gives the player in Kitakami

Ogerpon's... well, Ogerpon's Ogerpon lmao

Arven's team is the same as in the base game + DLC, with one change - Mabosstiff is totally okay and healthy, to be clear!! He's just much older now and can't battle as much as he used to, so Arven subs in Snorlax, which evolved from the Munchlax Florian got from Ogre Oustin' in Kitakami. Thought that was fun since it still fits in with Arven's food-themed team and is a small nod to her friendship with Florian.

Nemona's team combines her Academy Ace team with her Special Coach team (mostly just replaces Milotic with Goodra) and adds a shiny Flutter Mane. I chose Flutter Mane specifically because it's the Paradox with the highest usage rate in Competitive Pokemon and I thought it'd be cute since shiny Flutter matches well with timeskip Nemona's color scheme. It also kinda parallels Florian's Great Tusk where both have unique traits (titan/shiny), a high attacking stat (atk/sp. atk) and a low defensive stat (sp. def/def). I just think that's a neat detail.

Penny has her same team as usual since it doesn't change between the main game, Academy Ace, Mochi Mayhem and being a Special Coach. I'm thinking about designing a special Stellar-type Eeveelution to give her, just for fun, but I'll need to brainstorm a bit more for that one. Regardless, I think she'd also have a baby Eevee, just for fun.

also since I couldn't fit him in the main image without it feeling cluttered, here's Florian with Koraidon as a bonus:

[taygra5shaon]

*Jacq turned into a baby*

Kagha: You Tieflings don't know how to take care of babies. I'm not surprised coming from you.

Kagha: Luckily babies love me.😌

Kagha: *carrying baby Jacq* I have your nose

Kagha: OH MY GODS!!! I TEAR OFF MY NOSE🩸

let's just say, baby Jacq in his bhaalist phase is rather...difficult

[dashi-inu]

jacq is still baby 🚼📚

[loupy-mongoose]

(Thanks for telling us where they are! This helps me with future asks that are region-specific. Also, yes, the region professors... Jacq and Clavell. Lav might be too young for school still XD)

(We don't talk about Professors Bad Parents)

Ok now! *Orders from Delibird Presents a heating pad, a bunch of wipes (because babies be messy), a gift card for Every Wich Way delivery, and a couple of Build-a-Beware Craft kits for Lavender* *pays for delivery via Squawkabilly delivery*

Hope these help with the baby, both preparations and when they arrive!

Also, Lavender, remember that, even if your parents get swamped with baby things, they still love and care for you just the same. Babies are just... a lot. Good luck being a new big sis!

Thank you for sending this. It will be extremely helpful!

Thank yooooou!!

[jacqcrisis]

Get off work. Go to Asian grocery for big bottle of soy sauce and indomie. Get cornered by some lady I don't know in back. Get interviewed about my life including when i moved to this city and line of work. I just wanna buy my noods, man.

Finally break away to pay and leave. Start driving home. See a whole ass 9 month old working line German shepherd about to step into traffic.

Stop and pray he's friendly. He super is and follows me jumping around and play bowing as I take him to the nearest house. Old lady who answers happily recognizes him and points me to her neighbor. Dog successfully returned.

What a start to my Friday night.

[sword-symphonia]

A comprehensive list of every fictional character I have ever been mentally unwell over for any amount of time (that I am able to recall)

Buckle the fuck in I'm bored (mentally unwell in this case does not specifically mean horny, sometimes they are just my little scrumblies)

Number one pooksters of all time are in bold if you even care

God help us all.

PERSONA:

Zenkichi Hasegawa (and the crowd expected it completely, ladies and gentlemen)

Takuto Maruki

Ryotaro Dojima

Tohru Adachi (sighs loudly)

Yusuke Kitagawa

Kanji Tatsumi

Mitsuru Kirijo

Akira Kurusu

Naoya Toudou

Haru Okumura

POKÈMON:

Piers

Arven

Grimsley

Jacq (GET IN JACQY BOY)

Pumpkaboo

Jirachi

Valerie

PROFESSOR SYCAMORE GET IN RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Lisia

Wallace

Maxie and Archie, but only sometimes (stares at tumblr user gleaming_glasses)

Avery (very short-lived, actually)

Leon

Katy

Rika

Quagsire

D*NGANR*NPA (Listen shut up it's a pipeline):

Leon Kuwata

Kazuichi Soda

Kaito Momota

Rantaro Amami

Kirumi Tojo (I'll save you baby)

Hajime Hinata

...Kokichi Ouma. SIGHS

Gonta Gokuhara

Byakuya Togami (both versions)

Aoi Asahina

Nagisa Shingetsu (save him please oh my god)

YOUR TURN TO DIE:

Shunsuke Hayasaka

Naomichi Kurumada

Nao Egokoro

Reko Yabusame

Alice Yabusame

Kazumi Mishima (I don't want to talk about it)

Tia Safalin

Q-Taro Burgerberg (I still don't want to talk about it)

Joe Tazuna

ENSEMBLE STARS:

Mika Kagehira

Mayoi Ayase (my girlfriend. My wife. We're legally married, actually)

Adonis Otogari

Nazuna Nito

Hajime Shino

Mitsuru Tenma

Arashi Narukami (someone rescue her for the love of god)

Tsumugi Aoba

Niki Shiina

Chiaki Morisawa

Midori Takamine

Mao Isara

Yuzuru Fushimi

Makoto Yuuki

Akiomi Kunugi

Jin Sagami

Jun Sazanami

Hiyori Tomoe

Madara Mikejima

Koga Oogami

Souma Kanzaki

TWISTED WONDERLAND:

Divus Crewel

Sebek Zigvolt (born on Paddy's day Irish rep get in lads)

Epel Felmier

Floyd Leech

Azul Ashengrotto

Riddle Rosehearts

Ruggie Bucchi

Jack Howl

Vil Schoenheit

Kalim al-Asim

GENSHIN IMPACT:

Rosaria

Arataki Itto

Sangonomiya Kokomi

Yanfei

Wriothesley

Neuvillette

Yelan

Kaeya

Kaveh

Baizhu

The otters. I can't even make this shit up the fucking OTTERS

COOKIE RUN:

Affogato Cookie (I thought he was a girl)

Espresso Cookie (I also thought he was a girl)

Strawberry Crepe Cookie

Red Velvet Cookie

Roguefort Cookie

Almond Cookie

Sour Belt Cookie

Wizard Cookie (the silliest of guys, and also my son)

Pancake Cookie

Clover Cookie (You won't fucking believe this, yall)

Black Raisin Cookie

Pistachio Cookie

Whipped Cream Cookie

Peach Cookie

Mocha Ray Cookie

Captain Ice Cookie

Croissant Cookie

Earl Grey Cookie

Aloe Cookie

Butter Pretzel Cookie

Abyss Monarch Cookie

Stardust Cookie

V Cookie (he counts. I do not go here however)

Captain Caviar Cookie

Elder Faerie Cookie

IDENTITY V (Sorry):

Andrew Kreiss/Gravekeeper

Martha Behamfil/Coordinator

Luca Balsa/Prisoner (The tragic, tragic origin of my name.)

Aesop Carl/Embalmer

Emma Woods/Gardener (Dressed up as her for Halloween once)

Joseph Desaulniers/Photographer

Robbie White/Axe Boy

Naib Subedar/Mercenary

Freddy Riley/Lawyer (fucking awful as a person but his gameplay is nice)

Helena Adams/The Mind's Eye (Main for life. Love you, baby) (I cannot kite for shit) (I also haven't played in about 8 months)

ANIMAL CROSSING:

Ribbot

Jeremiah

Stella

Vesta

Wendy

Maggie

Agnes

My Pocket Camp villager. She's a little train conductor I adore her

Niko (BIRTHDAY TWIIIIINS)

Maddie (ALSO BIRTHDAY TWIIIINS)

Kicks

Flick

DEMON SLAYER:

Tengen Uzui

Giyuu Tomioka

Shinobu Kocho

Kyojuro Rengoku

Tanjiro Kamado

Sabito

Makomo

FIRE EMBLEM:

Claude

Sylvain

Nailah

Askr

Seteth (Horny reasons.)

Vander (...Also horny reasons, unfortunately)

Yarne

Dwyer

Griss (...Don't look at me)

Hanneman

Dorothea

Panne

Azama

Catherine (She is so... oughhh)

Cockrrin (It is spelled like that for a reason, hi Sunny)

LEGO MONKIE KID:

Syntax

Red Son

Jin+Yin (PACKAGE DEAL DO NOT SEPERATE!!)

Monkey King

Ne Zha

Mei

The Mayor

MONSTER PROM:

Damien LaVey

Oz (my main for life forever n ever)

Salomé

Amira Rashid

Scott Howl

Nicolas Cage (I downloaded a Nic Cage mod therefore he counts) (I care not for the man himself)

Faith Fernandez (GIVE ME HER ENDING YOU DICKS)

Calculester Hewlett-Packard

Hazel (I do not know if she has a surname)

HOUSEKI NO KUNI:

Padparadscha

Watermelon Tourmaline

Zircon

Morganite

Phos. I refuse to try to spell their full name

Lapis Lazuli

MHA (I don't like it anymore but I gotta save my boys):

Denki Kaminari (Whenever I tell someone I like him they nearly always go 'yeah' and I have no idea how to reply to that)

Eijiro Kirishima

Yuga Aoyama

Koji Koda

Mirko

Gentle Criminal (It was because he's an old man. He's like 30 or somethin but. Idk whisht)

PSYCHONAUTS:

Boyd Cooper

Sasha Nein

Quentin Hedgemouse (Silly)

Hollis Forsythe

Lizzie Natividad

Augustus Aquato

Razputin Aquato

Fred Bonaparte

The stupid fucking maternity ward easter egg the entire thing oh my god

DRAGON QUEST:

Erik

Sylvando

Hendrik

Jasper

Sandy

The Tockles

Pavo

MY OWN OCS HELP ME:

Kurt Lynos

Cypher Lynos

Peri Lynos

Lazzi (he is a platypus)

Ainsley Laurent

Charlotte Laurent (Peri's girlfriend)

April Kosova (Ainsley's wife and also her lawyer before they got married)

Abel

Myron Bouras

Mizuki Suou (May or may not be an x canon oc... glances away)

Abebah Kopiona

MISCELLANEOUS (Not enough people to justify a category):

HIT FLASH GAME SERIES CRIMINAL CASE FIRST RELEASED IN 2012:

Nathan Pandit (Season one; Grimsborough)

Frank Knight (Season 2; Pacific Bay)

Diego Alejandro Montoya Esteban del Lobo (Season 4; Mysteries of the Past)

Jacob Arrow (Season 7; Supernatural Hunters)

Richard 'Dick' Wells (Season 4)

Rose Zhao (Season 4)

Maddie O'Malley (Season 4) (Hon the Irish boy)

Felix Reed (Season 7)

Sanji Vinsmoke- One Piece

Sabo- One Piece

Alfendi Layton- Professor Layton series

Clive Dove- Professor Layton series

Anthony Herzen- Professor Layton series

Cinnamoroll- Sanrio

Pompompurin- Sanrio

Larry Butz- Ace Attorney

Rosalina- Mario

Luigi- Mario

Espio the Chameleon- Sonic

The Egg Boiz- HAZBIN HOTEL FUCK OFF I'LL SAVE YOU EGGBOIZ CMERE GET AWAY FROM MY SONS

Princess Luna- My Little Pony

Flash Sentry- My Little Pony (I was eight unfortunately)

Stitch- Disney (I am in fact one of those girls sorry)

Timber Spruce- My Little Pony (I was still eight)

Winnie the Pooh- Disney

Anakin Skywalker but specifically the animated Clone Wars one- Star Wars

That one guy from Rebels with the fuckass manbun- Star Wars

Mr. Tumble- British Television (He was like crack cocaine to me)

Chase Devinaeux- Carmen Sandiego 2018 series

Tulio- the Road to el Dorado

Shiro- Voltron. Derogatory.

Coran- Voltron (IM COMING FOR YOU BABY)

Hunk- Voltron

Dr. Montgomery Montgomery- a Series of Unfortunate Events

Jacques Snicket- a Series of Unfortunate Events

Jem- Hetty Feather books (Nick Sharratt made him look a right fitty)

Fizzy- Moshi Monsters (THE ONLY MOSHLING EVER I LOVE FIZZY I HAVE EIGHT OF THEM IN MY MONSTER'S HOUSE [Six of them are plushies tho])

Tingaling- Moshi Monsters (Okay Tingaling can stay)

Daffodil- Spiritfarer

Astrid- Spiritfarer

Akane Hino- Smile PreCure! (Made me realise I was queer)

Captain Barnacles- Octonauts

Vyn Richter- Tears of Themis

Artem Wing- Tears of Themis

Vincent Brooks- Catherine (I could fix him) (Alternatively we could get worse together)

Shizuku Hinomori- Project Sekai

KAITO- Vocaloid

Camui Gackpo- Vocaloid

Octodad. Do you think I'm fucking around? Not round here, brother.

The entire cast of Fantastic Mr. Fox. I CUSSING LOVE that movie what the CUSS

Howl Pendragon- Howl's Moving Castle

Lego Batman, and SPECIFICALLY Lego Batman- DC

Reigen Arataka- Mob Psycho

Saiki's da- Saiki K

Marina Ida- Splatoon 2

Wheatley- Portal (Steven Merchant has captivated me)

Rodney Copperbottom- Robots (I had the FATTEST crush on him as a child stop)

The villain guy I'm too lazy to google him- Robots (also on him)

Timmy- Shaun the Sheep

Mr. Bean- Mr. Bean (my goat)

Harvey- Stardew Valley

Simeon- Obey Me (my obey me phase was rancid lads)

Satan- Obey Me

'N das all for now :3

[fierykitten2]

Just some normal selfies of my Scarlet and Violet aces (not in the order I took them, I actually took all the Violet photos first)

Okay if it wasn’t obvious from the cooler uniforms I’m wearing (I really playing into those orange and purple colour schemes I did not realise just how orange Rose would look and just how purple Lavender would look), the nicer distance from the camera that actually allows me to see my Pokémon including Blueberry, the fact that I’m very clearly not in Paldea right now and me randomly adding a Turtwig (which I have no way of obtaining given I don’t have HOME or NSO and the Torterra (I had to look up Grotle on Bulbapedia I genuinely forgot Torterra’s name) raids haven’t happened yet) and a Piplup (okay there I could’ve just bred Emperor with a Ditto. I didn’t, but I could have), I have the DLC now! Btw I had another picture with Quax where he was posing but he was also slightly transparent and luckily I took several selfies with him

Some more screenshots of the babies

I kinda had a plan that depending on who I got from the eggs, I would name any Turtwig “Turt”, any Chimchar “Chimp” and any Piplup “Pip” even if I got the same in both versions. I was honestly hoping (just to match with my starters and event-exclusive Paradox Pokémon) I’d get one Piplup and one Turtwig, preferably Turtwig in Scarlet to finally give myself a Grass-type I can use there when I need one and Piplup in Violet to finally give myself a Water-type I can use when I need one (because apparently Blade the Unrivaled wasn’t good enough) and look at this, I actually somehow managed that (as an extra bonus, me imagining situations where I get the DLC and my aces meet the Sinnoh starters I tended to prioritise Turtwig for Scarlet and Piplup for Violet because that was the “best case scenario”)! I was convinced I’d get Chimchar in one version or end up getting a Piplup in Scarlet (quick reminder, I decided to start with Violet, partly because it’s the version I got first and also partly because it was the game in the game card slot because I was playing it earlier)

And here are their natures and characteristics - Turt is Gentle (like Blueberry) and strongly defiant while Pip is Mild and hates to lose

Also thought I’d pose with Blueberry and Cherry outside the academy before the adventures began and also asked their opinions on the New Winter Uniforms

I didn’t time Blueberry’s screenshot well but they’re both doing their special attack animations so maybe they’re not as excited as I am (surely being part Psychic Cherry should know me having the DLC means at some point I’m finally getting an Iron Boulder and an Iron Crown)

Yeah I kinda fell for Jacq saying he had no idea where the egg came from in Violet but in Scarlet I of course remembered that and did not fall for it

And of course I already visited the first signpost with Kieran

First Hydro Steam and Psyblade of Kitakami!

Of course we gotta make an entrance

Imagine you’re trying to get into Mossui Town only to see the road is blocked by either a massive dinosaur Suicune or a noticeably smaller robot Virizion (I ran out of space for photos on this post at this point so I will have to end this here for now)