#I am legitimately on the brink of exploding

[sword-symphonia]

A comprehensive list of every fictional character I have ever been mentally unwell over for any amount of time (that I am able to recall)

Buckle the fuck in I'm bored (mentally unwell in this case does not specifically mean horny, sometimes they are just my little scrumblies)

Number one pooksters of all time are in bold if you even care

God help us all.

PERSONA:

Zenkichi Hasegawa (and the crowd expected it completely, ladies and gentlemen)

Takuto Maruki

Ryotaro Dojima

Tohru Adachi (sighs loudly)

Yusuke Kitagawa

Kanji Tatsumi

Mitsuru Kirijo

Akira Kurusu

Naoya Toudou

Haru Okumura

POKÈMON:

Piers

Arven

Grimsley

Jacq (GET IN JACQY BOY)

Pumpkaboo

Jirachi

Valerie

PROFESSOR SYCAMORE GET IN RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Lisia

Wallace

Maxie and Archie, but only sometimes (stares at tumblr user gleaming_glasses)

Avery (very short-lived, actually)

Leon

Katy

Rika

Quagsire

D*NGANR*NPA (Listen shut up it's a pipeline):

Leon Kuwata

Kazuichi Soda

Kaito Momota

Rantaro Amami

Kirumi Tojo (I'll save you baby)

Hajime Hinata

...Kokichi Ouma. SIGHS

Gonta Gokuhara

Byakuya Togami (both versions)

Aoi Asahina

Nagisa Shingetsu (save him please oh my god)

YOUR TURN TO DIE:

Shunsuke Hayasaka

Naomichi Kurumada

Nao Egokoro

Reko Yabusame

Alice Yabusame

Kazumi Mishima (I don't want to talk about it)

Tia Safalin

Q-Taro Burgerberg (I still don't want to talk about it)

Joe Tazuna

ENSEMBLE STARS:

Mika Kagehira

Mayoi Ayase (my girlfriend. My wife. We're legally married, actually)

Adonis Otogari

Nazuna Nito

Hajime Shino

Mitsuru Tenma

Arashi Narukami (someone rescue her for the love of god)

Tsumugi Aoba

Niki Shiina

Chiaki Morisawa

Midori Takamine

Mao Isara

Yuzuru Fushimi

Makoto Yuuki

Akiomi Kunugi

Jin Sagami

Jun Sazanami

Hiyori Tomoe

Madara Mikejima

Koga Oogami

Souma Kanzaki

TWISTED WONDERLAND:

Divus Crewel

Sebek Zigvolt (born on Paddy's day Irish rep get in lads)

Epel Felmier

Floyd Leech

Azul Ashengrotto

Riddle Rosehearts

Ruggie Bucchi

Jack Howl

Vil Schoenheit

Kalim al-Asim

GENSHIN IMPACT:

Rosaria

Arataki Itto

Sangonomiya Kokomi

Yanfei

Wriothesley

Neuvillette

Yelan

Kaeya

Kaveh

Baizhu

The otters. I can't even make this shit up the fucking OTTERS

COOKIE RUN:

Affogato Cookie (I thought he was a girl)

Espresso Cookie (I also thought he was a girl)

Strawberry Crepe Cookie

Red Velvet Cookie

Roguefort Cookie

Almond Cookie

Sour Belt Cookie

Wizard Cookie (the silliest of guys, and also my son)

Pancake Cookie

Clover Cookie (You won't fucking believe this, yall)

Black Raisin Cookie

Pistachio Cookie

Whipped Cream Cookie

Peach Cookie

Mocha Ray Cookie

Captain Ice Cookie

Croissant Cookie

Earl Grey Cookie

Aloe Cookie

Butter Pretzel Cookie

Abyss Monarch Cookie

Stardust Cookie

V Cookie (he counts. I do not go here however)

Captain Caviar Cookie

Elder Faerie Cookie

IDENTITY V (Sorry):

Andrew Kreiss/Gravekeeper

Martha Behamfil/Coordinator

Luca Balsa/Prisoner (The tragic, tragic origin of my name.)

Aesop Carl/Embalmer

Emma Woods/Gardener (Dressed up as her for Halloween once)

Joseph Desaulniers/Photographer

Robbie White/Axe Boy

Naib Subedar/Mercenary

Freddy Riley/Lawyer (fucking awful as a person but his gameplay is nice)

Helena Adams/The Mind's Eye (Main for life. Love you, baby) (I cannot kite for shit) (I also haven't played in about 8 months)

ANIMAL CROSSING:

Ribbot

Jeremiah

Stella

Vesta

Wendy

Maggie

Agnes

My Pocket Camp villager. She's a little train conductor I adore her

Niko (BIRTHDAY TWIIIIINS)

Maddie (ALSO BIRTHDAY TWIIIINS)

Kicks

Flick

DEMON SLAYER:

Tengen Uzui

Giyuu Tomioka

Shinobu Kocho

Kyojuro Rengoku

Tanjiro Kamado

Sabito

Makomo

FIRE EMBLEM:

Claude

Sylvain

Nailah

Askr

Seteth (Horny reasons.)

Vander (...Also horny reasons, unfortunately)

Yarne

Dwyer

Griss (...Don't look at me)

Hanneman

Dorothea

Panne

Azama

Catherine (She is so... oughhh)

Cockrrin (It is spelled like that for a reason, hi Sunny)

LEGO MONKIE KID:

Syntax

Red Son

Jin+Yin (PACKAGE DEAL DO NOT SEPERATE!!)

Monkey King

Ne Zha

Mei

The Mayor

MONSTER PROM:

Damien LaVey

Oz (my main for life forever n ever)

Salomé

Amira Rashid

Scott Howl

Nicolas Cage (I downloaded a Nic Cage mod therefore he counts) (I care not for the man himself)

Faith Fernandez (GIVE ME HER ENDING YOU DICKS)

Calculester Hewlett-Packard

Hazel (I do not know if she has a surname)

HOUSEKI NO KUNI:

Padparadscha

Watermelon Tourmaline

Zircon

Morganite

Phos. I refuse to try to spell their full name

Lapis Lazuli

MHA (I don't like it anymore but I gotta save my boys):

Denki Kaminari (Whenever I tell someone I like him they nearly always go 'yeah' and I have no idea how to reply to that)

Eijiro Kirishima

Yuga Aoyama

Koji Koda

Mirko

Gentle Criminal (It was because he's an old man. He's like 30 or somethin but. Idk whisht)

PSYCHONAUTS:

Boyd Cooper

Sasha Nein

Quentin Hedgemouse (Silly)

Hollis Forsythe

Lizzie Natividad

Augustus Aquato

Razputin Aquato

Fred Bonaparte

The stupid fucking maternity ward easter egg the entire thing oh my god

DRAGON QUEST:

Erik

Sylvando

Hendrik

Jasper

Sandy

The Tockles

Pavo

MY OWN OCS HELP ME:

Kurt Lynos

Cypher Lynos

Peri Lynos

Lazzi (he is a platypus)

Ainsley Laurent

Charlotte Laurent (Peri's girlfriend)

April Kosova (Ainsley's wife and also her lawyer before they got married)

Abel

Myron Bouras

Mizuki Suou (May or may not be an x canon oc... glances away)

Abebah Kopiona

MISCELLANEOUS (Not enough people to justify a category):

Sanji Vinsmoke- One Piece

Sabo- One Piece

Alfendi Layton- Professor Layton series

Clive Dove- Professor Layton series

Anthony Herzen- Professor Layton series

Cinnamoroll- Sanrio

Pompompurin- Sanrio

Larry Butz- Ace Attorney

Rosalina- Mario

Luigi- Mario

Espio the Chameleon- Sonic

The Egg Boiz- HAZBIN HOTEL FUCK OFF I'LL SAVE YOU EGGBOIZ CMERE GET AWAY FROM MY SONS

Princess Luna- My Little Pony

Flash Sentry- My Little Pony (I was eight unfortunately)

Timber Spruce- My Little Pony (I was still eight)

Nathan Pandit- Criminal Case (I should not have been playing this aged six but we ball)

Frank Knight- Criminal Case

Stitch- Disney (I am in fact one of those girls sorry)

Winnie the Pooh- Disney

Anakin Skywalker but specifically the animated Clone Wars one- Star Wars

That one guy from Rebels with the fuckass manbun- Star Wars

Mr. Tumble- British Television (He was like crack cocaine to me)

Chase Devinaeux- Carmen Sandiego 2018 series

Tulio- the Road to el Dorado

Shiro- Voltron. Derogatory.

Coran- Voltron (IM COMING FOR YOU BABY)

Hunk- Voltron

Dr. Montgomery Montgomer- a Series of Unfortunate Events

Jacques Snicket- a Series of Unfortunate Events

Jem- Hetty Feather books (Nick Sharratt made him look a right fitty)

Fizzy- Moshi Monsters (THE ONLY MOSHLING EVER I LOVE FIZZY I HAVE EIGHT OF THEM IN MY MONSTER'S HOUSE [Six of them are plushies tho])

Tingaling- Moshi Monsters (Okay Tingaling can stay)

Daffodil- Spiritfarer

Astrid- Spiritfarer

Akane Hino- Smile PreCure! (Made me realise I was queer)

Captain Barnacles- Octonauts

Vyn Richter- Tears of Themis

Artem Wing- Tears of Themis

Vincent Brooks- Catherine (I could fix him)

Shizuku Hinomori- Project Sekai

KAITO- Vocaloid

Camui Gackpo- Vocaloid

Octodad. Do you think I'm fucking around? Not round here, brother.

The entire cast of Fantastic Mr. Fox. I CUSSING LOVE that movie what the CUSS

Howl Pendragon- Howl's Moving Castle

Lego Batman, and SPECIFICALLY Lego Batman- DC

Reigen Arataka- Mob Psycho

Saiki's da- Saiki K

Marina Ida- Splatoon 2

Wheatley- Portal (Steven Merchant has captivated me)

Rodney Copperbottom- Robots (I had the FATTEST crush on him as a child stop)

The villain guy I'm too lazy to google him- Robots (also on him)

Timmy- Shaun the Sheep

Mr. Bean- Mr. Bean (my goat)

Harvey- Stardew Valley

Simeon- Obey Me (my obey me phase was rancid lads)

Satan- Obey Me

'N das all for now :3

[garrettsthings]

Uchuu Sentai Kyuranger Episode 3 Review

Welcome back everyone! Since I am taking proper precautions to ensure I don’t lose this review, I am 100% willing to make this a tl;dr review! I hope you enjoy it! As usual please feel free to sound off in comments and reblogs. Even if I don’t reply, I do promise I am reading all of the feedback I am getting, and I am taking your thoughts into account when directing the future of these reviews.

So our episode begins with Champ going to the bathr- oh, wait. That’s just how he sleeps. False alarm. Anyway, we are then treated to the always welcome sight of someone beating on Lucky when the Red Ranger tries to wake him. One good moment is then followed by another as we are finally introduced to the Rebellion Commander, Xiao Longbao. I am a fan of the characters Hiroshi Kamiya voices, but I am used to him sounding both young and serious (though I have heard him play a surprisingly wacky character in the first episode of Noragami) so I was skeptical that he would be playing the goofy-grandpa type.

My skepticism was bad and I should feel bad. And I did, but I was quickly cheered up by Kamiya’s excellent and delightfully bonkers performance as Xiao, who was every bit as entertaining as I hoped. For those of you wondering about what kind of character he is, picture the Judge from Phoenix Wright. A character who is in a position of authority, and who does show off that he deserves it, but is easily distracted and prone to silly moments. While I am wary that his antics in the face of serious situations may prove to get annoying at a certain point, we have still yet to reach that point.

So it seems that Xiao has been picked up by our team of heroes, and it is implied that he was out collecting Kyu Tama, as he unloads a great big mess of them on our team. We also finally get an acknowledgement that there is more to the Kyu Tama than we currently know, with Xiao stating that he will tell the team about that later. While that seems lazy, it’s enough to stem my usual whining about how little we know about the Kyu Tama for this week. At episode 3 of 48-50, where they are still introducing characters and concepts, I can be satisfied with an “It’s coming, calm down, Garrett!”

So after learning more interesting tidbits (like the fact that Balance is not actually a robot), we learn some more about the universe our story is set in, that each planet is given life from Planetium, and that Jark Matter is forcefully harvesting it from each planet it conquers. The process is not gentle, and causes the planet to explode. Something it looks like Hammy has experience with. And so, instead of having Lucky run off and annoy Garrett again, we have Xiao send the team to a nearby planet on the brink of exploding, where we meet our eighth Kyuranger, the highly anticipated Scorpio Orange: Stinger.

What can I say about this guy that doesn’t sound like the noises Champ was making at the beginning of the episode? Let’s start positive! Not only is his suit awesome, but his fighting style is impressive too using a cool blend of martial arts and his rather good-looking CGI tail. It’s clear that every fight he’s going to be a part of is going to be a treat. Not only that, but as someone who loves polearms, I was very giddy to discover that his Kyu Spear is going to look like an actual spear as opposed to the toy, and Stinger uses it to great effect. Finally, our first ever Scorpion zord, the Scorpio Voyager makes its debut this week, and boy is it awesome. Using both claws and laser-tail, it was really awesome to see it fight individually.

Now for the bad bits about Stinger. He represents every Kamen Rider character I hate. Chase (in his first few episodes anyway, before he very quickly became my favorite character), Makoto, and Taiga all have one thing in common with Stinger: they exist to belligerently and aggressively attack the heroes even though they should be on the same side. Why? None of your business, that’s why! You’ll just have to keep watching to find out, and hope you get a satisfying answer before the character’s infuriating inability to compromise causes you to quit the show.

*ahem* Sorry, that… sounded awfully specific, didn’t it? Anyway, we don’t get much about Stinger outside of that, but there are hints that there is a great character hiding beneath the angsty Edgelord who probably mains Reaper in Overwatch. He does express a desire to “atone for a crime” he may or may not have committed, but at the same time, he doesn’t feel he needs to answer to Champ. This is barely a sentence in the show, but it is intriguing enough that I am dying to find out what the story behind that is, just as long as I don’t have to wait too long to hear it. And as a side note, Stinger is similar to Chase in that he has a frighteningly deep voice coming out of a very young looking face. I choose to believe that this is a sign that Stinger, like Chase, will also become one of my favorite characters.

Now I should elaborate in what I meant in the above paragraph in what is another one of the episode’s positives. We find out more about Champ this episode, and that he was created by a man named Professor Anton, a mix of Dr. Light and Uncle Ben who instilled in Champ a desire to use his strength to protect others. But, he was tragically killed after Champ won his ninth (ha ha!) robot wrestling championship title, with Stinger being present. Champ believes that his desire to avenge Anton is the reason the Taurus Kyu Tama chose him. It remains to be seen whether Stinger had something to do with the murder, as he does feel guilty about something relating to that night. My three guesses is that Anton was sick/possessed and Stinger mercy-killed him at his request, Anton thought Champ cared too much about wrestling and asked Stinger to kill him to force Champ to become a hero (I REALLY hope it’s not this one), or the more likely scenario that Anton was secretly working with Stinger, someone else killed him, and Stinger arrived too late to save him, but just in time for Champ to believe him to be the killer. However it turns out, I find myself completely invested.

And now, two more good points to end us off. First: LUCKY WAS A GOOD CHARACTER THIS WEEK! While he did serve as a Deus Ex Machina of sorts, he provided Champ with good advice, made some smart decisions both on and off the battlefield, and didn’t wander off like a jackass and let his luck save him! Even his “YOSSHA LUCKY”’s seemed more tolerable this episode. I actually legitimately laughed when he created a clone of himself, and the very first thing he and the clone did was hug each other and scream his catchphrase in unison. That and his consistent desire to see the good in Stinger made him not-a-problem in my eyes.

And finally, I felt less frustrated by Eridron today as we finally saw him do something other than be strong, ruthless, or angry! PLOTTING! Delicious evil plotting! Now we know that Eridron is a smart son of a gun who is quite willing to move the pieces of his chessboard against each other and seems to have struck a partnership with Stinger by the end of the episode. The question is, is he playing Stinger, is Stinger playing him, or are they both playing each other. Either way, my newfound discovery of Eridron being voiced by Takaya Kuroda makes me think that all of Eridron’s scenes are just another wacky Yakuza sidequest or minigame that has gone way too far.

So aside from some mild pacing issues and the fact that the large cast is beginning to show (did Garu even get more than one line of dialogue this episode?) this is by far my favorite episode of the series. It seems my initial guess was right and that Kyuranger just needs to hit its stride to join the ranks of great Sentai series.