#baby first years Oliver and Percy

[winn-wynn]

trick or treat :>

- armadilloradio

:D

random wip that I haven’t finished because I’m lazy and stressed bc of school 😔

“What do you mean I can’t play quidditch?” Oliver demanded, shaking his broomstick in front of him. “I have every right as any student to play.

“Ollie, you’re a first year, Slytherin is in the middle of practice, which I’m pretty sure they will kick your butt if you try and interrupt. But most importantly, we have 3 essays due and a quiz tomorrow in class. I don’t think you can afford to play at the moment,” Percy said pushing his glasses up his nose, before scribbling somethjng down in the margins of his notes.

“It shows I have initiative and dedication to quidditch by showing up,” Oliver shot back. “Besides why do I need good grades to play quidditch?”

“They’ll probably kick you off the team,” Percy pointed out.

“They can do that?” Oliver gasped in horror.

[maraudersidk]

Female percy weasley (persephone) is so good like trust guys.

THE DEPTH OF HER AND GINNYS RELATIONSHIP. Like its giving girl, so confusing.

Also her and molly because mother daughter relationships are heartbreaking.(that one scene from ladybird, the whole movie actually)

HER WANTING TO BE MINISTER OF MAGIC AS A WOMAN!!!!LIKE THE ANGST

Everything is better when its women. They make me sick.

ALSO HER AND OLIVER WOULD BE THE GIRL AND BOY PREFECTS😝😝😝. Like ok i see u. Rendezvous during their rounds 100%.

Also oliver would be prefect cuz he would be the only male gryffindor.

Also her leaving and having the fight with arthur would be 10x more angsty cuz thats his baby girl like she was his first daughter and she definitely was a daddys girl growing up-she wanted to work in the ministry and her dad alr did so.

Also i made up a gc that prefects and head girl/boys get their own private dorms and it has a little common room and her and oliver would sit there at night and talk (make out)

ALSO this is alr my hcs for male percy i just wanna clarify cuz it feels like if i dokt im making her into an object between them all but:

her and marcus having a cute little relationship in fourth year cuz she was tutoring him, him being nicer to oliver off the pitch cuz she asked, oliver watching them and trying to not let his jealousy show. Marcus being perse's first friend other than oliver (who she thought only hung out with her for charlie or because of her notes) him showing her how amazing and smart she really is and fighting any slytherins who made comments abt her hair or looks or clothes. Marcus building up her confidence🤍.

Them breaking up in fifth year (it was mutual no bad blood they're besties) she starts talking to a hufflpuff named daniel (OC) him being a prefect so oliver always has to deal with his presence and be hates it because as much as he tries he can't hate him because hes just so nice. Daniel noticing how oliver looks at her and seeing how she looks at oliver (she didnt realize yet) Daniel giving little hints to help her see her feelings. Him comforting her and being so understanding when she does.

THEN SIXTH YEAR HAPPENS *this one's a doozy* perse was planning on talling oliver her feelings at the beginning of the year (after about 100 letters from marcus and daniel hyping her up - marcus threatening to beat him up and daniel sayung she should get chocolates). BUT when she was about to talk to him when they got bsck to school she sees oliver accepting a date from a girl named Sophie (sephie-sophie, see what i did there) in the year below, her running away and ignoring oliver for as long as she can. Perse befriending roger davies and they decide on a no strings attached (daniel did not approve, marcus found it hilarious and asked to join). Oliver goes ok the date but ends up rambling about perse for most of it ("shes so smart", "her hair is so pretty", "shes so helpful with my quidditch plays") sophie trying to ignore it until she can't and confronts him about it at the end of the date. Oliver apologies like crazy and end up spilling the past six years to sophie (shes too nice for her own good). They end uo with a weird tension between them up until right before Christmas break they make up and give each other gifts (no confession yet). Atp roger is just perse's theapist and gives her advice while they slack off on rounds to sneak to the kitchen. Near the end of the year the stress of exams and just generally everything that happened that year and penny (roger introduced penny and perce and they're THAT duo) they end up blowing up on each other and cue angry love confession.

I don't have all of this thought out but this was a very very summurised version of what happened (theres sm more angst for perce😁) this was supposed to be a trans perce psot but turned into perciver. What can is say guys they have me in a chokehold.

I might talk more about this cuz shes consuming me and she's so me. Sorry for the rant🤷🏻‍♀️

[pooks]

time to nag about my headcanon "Percy has Seer powers" and why that is a great idea

first of all, a little clarification; this isn't common knowledge to the younger siblings. only Arthur, Molly, Bill and Charlie knows. they kept this secret after Fabian and Gideon Prewett died

this implies that they died to protect Percy, who was just this tiny toddler who had absolutely no control over what he could See

the result is to keep his Seer powers secret

some background info; Percy's Seer powers is a rare gift that is apparently passed down from the Black side

Cedrella, aka their paternal grandmother, had it and has taught Percy how to use and control it. that's why Percy had a more closer bond to his granny than the rest of the family.

Arthur did not inherit it, but one of his brothers did. unfortunately, his poor brother is dead (it's not Billius, but someone else cause Arthur had three brothers accourding to the wiki) because he rather die than to let himself being caught by Voldemort and used as a tool.

while he doesn't understand Seer powers too well, Arthur respects it and is trying to be supportive for Percy.

also at a later point, Percy had 1 Bad Incident™ involving his Seer powers and it slightly traumatised him enough to not try to use it again

he takes divination in his third year for two reasons; 1, he also want to achieve 12 NEWTS like Bill. 2, he wants to understand his weird future-seeing power.

Oliver, his roommate (oh my god they were roommates) finds out by accident and keeps nagging him about the future Quidditch match results. Percy refuses cause that's SPOILERS

and now ONTO THE FUN STUFF

Percy can look far into the future, but he settles for the fun stuff

he occassionally makes references to memes and vines

his siblings doesn't understand them at all

at least until they're all adults with families in the future

and they be like "YOU KNEW"

and Percy just smiles innocently even though he absolutely isn't

Harry and Hermione aren't safe from Percy's Seer Shenanigans either

everytime Hermione is working with a crossword, Percy's eyes flashes green for a moment and when he opens his mouth, Hermione hits him with a pillow cause he was about to reveal the answer

Harry asked Percy once if his Seer powers was why Fudge promoted him. Percy simply smiled and said "yes, that was the reason. but the idiot didn't realized that i tricked him all the time and sent him on a wild goose chase."

aaaaand some Ministry shitshow stuff;

HEADCANON TWO; PERCY MADE LIFE SOUR FOR FUDGE AND THE IDIOT NEVER REALIZED IT

ofc Percy would be petty af once he figured out Fudge only wanted him because of his Seer powers. which means the fucker looked at the classified information in his personell file. Percy is obvs mad about that, but it's too late to tell his family about it and he decides to be an absolute menace about it without being caught

"getting caught means that you weren't smart enough to get an escape plan"

Percy takes full offense of being treated like a tool instead of a human with rights

he burns several draft-ups for the "updated law for underage magic" because they're fucking awful and he knows the bastard wants to ruin Harry's education. that also means he would ruin his baby siblings' educations.

he also burnt the suggestion papers about giving Azkaban prisoners the dementor's kiss without trial.

the law suggestions about banning human rights for werewolves, wizard hybrids and squibs also got BURNT INTO ASHES

Percy: I decide the future now. >:)

Scrimgeour makes an early bird appearence cause Fudge can't find the law suggestions anymore and he was the idiot to not keep copies.

after investigating privately, Scrimgeour finds out that Percy burnt them up and this madlad explains why.

suddenly Scrimgeour fully supports Percy and says his late uncles would be proud. bonus: Scrimgeour simply says to Fudge that he can't find things that may be gone forever, it's sadly "lost media" now.

Percy, getting the idea from the twints, orders dragon fertilizer (it's dragon dung lol) subscription from norway's dragon research center and sanctuary and sends it to Umbridge, using her forged signature

he's careful to not get caught, so he looks into the future (a bit at the time, though)

feel free to add some of your own ideas/suggestions/headcanon about Seer!Percy Weasley :)

[moa-broke-me]

Most people's first drag show was at a bar. Percy's was a dinner theatre performance of Swan Lake.

He figured he'd go to support his old university's arts program, after all, he couldn't afford to donate as much as his colleagues did every year, and he figured this'd make up for that. Plus, it was his custody weekend, and he always wanted to do something special for his daughter to make these measly two days a month count.

So, he decided he'd kill two birds with one stone, his daughter swinging her feet on the stool she was sat in, eating her macaroni and cheese. "You like it?" He asked.

She nodded. "It's a lot better than the box stuff you make, daddy. Mama Piper makes hers with adacvo, and I'on like adacvo."

He laughed a bit. "Yeah, it's fun eating away from home, isn't it?" He asked, before taking a bite of his ravioli. It was miles ahead of the canned stuff, no offense to Chef Boyardee.

"Mhm! Uncle Jason, can we go get dessert after?"

Ok, so really it was three birds with one stone. Spend time with his daughter, support the art program, and catch up with Jason.

Jason laughed lightly, jostling the baby carrier he had on his chest and causing Leo's baby to stir. "Zora, they're serving dessert here. I'm sure it'll be much better than anything you could get at a fast food place."

"Really? Even subway cookies?"

"Yes, even subway cookies." He turned back to the baby he was sitting, checking that he was ok. The cherubic little boy was almost two, and could walk, so he didn't really need the carrier, but he liked being strapped in tight. "Raph, you good buddy?"

Raphael cooed up at Jason, reaching up to squish his face. "Coo-kie."

Jason laughed. "Aww, man. This kid is adorable." He reached around the carrier to eat his steak. "Thanks for taking us out here. I know it was like, 50 bucks a person. I can wire you back if you want."

"No, no, it's fine. Just enjoy the ballet." Percy looked over, and Odette had just been captured by the wizard, and the transformation sequence was about to begin. He'd watched both the barbie version and the one from 1994 with Zora before, so he knew the plot, but it was so different seeing it on stage. She had been in a simple loose-fitting blue dress, period-appropriately modest but still short enough to move around in. Now though, once the swirling ribbons fell and the colored smoke and glitter dissipated into the air, Odette was in nothing but a white leotard and black ballet shoes, the leotard strapless and embroidered with pearls and feathers and lace and thin black boning. They were all seated in the front, so he could see every detail, every individual feather draped on the underside of her arm, the otherworldly white lashes and pearl in the middle of the forehead, the thin black swirls of eyeliner on her face and sad, swoopy brows and bold black lipstick forming a pout, like an infinitely more attractive version of an old french mime. The white-dyed tips in ink black hair and rich, dark brown eyes and the gentle outward curve of her nose. The freckles on her shoulders and cheeks, dotting her hauntingly beautiful olive-creme skin. the flat chest and narrow, boyish hips...

He looked at the playbill again, to find the name of this incredible being.

There were two names on the bill, one for uncursed Odette, and one for cursed Odette. He skimmed past the first to get to the second.

Nico diAngelo.

He smiled. "Hey, Jason, you took intro to dance right?" I asked, pointing at the name on the bill. "Do you know her?"

"Him. And yeah, we've been friends for years."

"Wait... Him?" He looked back at the stage. "... So that's a guy up there?"

"Yeah."

"... Wow... He's very pretty."

Zora giggled. "Silly daddy, you're s'posed to say handsome for boys! You only say pretty about girls!"

"He's not, though." I told her, lost in thought. "He's... Pretty. The way girls are pretty."

"Huh... So boys can be pretty too?"

"Yes, dear. They absolutely can."

"So... Does that mean girls can be handsome?"

"Oh yeah." Jason answered. "If you want an example, I can pull up a picture of my sister."

"Jason!" Percy scolded.

Jason snorted. "She'd take that as a compliment and you know it."

[t1oui]

my headcanons about the weasley-wood family but i try to make them coherent

(side note - if you want more info about the oc kids i gave them in this fic, you can find said info here. there will be some inconsistencies, because i've changed some info about the weasley-wood family story since then, but most info is the same.)

percy never wanted kids as a child growing up in a family with (in his opinion) far too many kids.

oliver and percy got together in fourth year, so while oliver had had a few thoughts that it would be nice to have a big family he could play quidditch with, he didn't really think much about a future where that could actually happen.

after the war, they both took a different perspective on this issue after the war orphans fund was introduced and harry was all over it.

it started with them fostering kids. they took care of a few different children. only children and groups of siblings, infants and toddlers, etc. but then they met lucy and her half brother.

lucy was two, but her infant brother was too young to have a name by the time he and lucy's parents were killed. because they felt weird just calling him the baby or lucy's brother, they nicknamed him skye after where oliver grew up.

this is really when they got attached, because how are they supposed to let go of lucy and skye after this? after giving skye a name and lucy her first broom? (yes, she was only two, but this is oliver wood we're talking about, so who's really surprised? at least percy was able to talk oliver into not letting her fly alone.)

a year after they officially adopt lucy and skye, they decide they want another kid. (it's for the charity. they're doing it for the charity.) this is how katie comes into the picture.

katie has dark hair and dark eyes and olive skin and doesn't look anything like her siblings or percy and oliver (lucy and skye, who have blonde hair and blue eyes and brown hair and green eyes respectively, both look like they could be biologically related to their parents). and this changes absolutely nothing.

katie and lucy both love quidditch - lucy lives and breathes it just like oliver does - and yet they are both truly, undeniably like percy.

katie is the one people always talk about. the girl who's most like him all the time, even though he doesn't see it (or, at least, pretends not to). the girl everyone bets will be in slytherin because she's too alike percy to be in any house other than the one he was in. she's even ultra powerful like he and oliver (and marcus and penelope) are.

lucy, meanwhile, is the daughter most people don't realize is like percy because she's so unlike him outside of home. it's not like she isn't herself outside the house, but she's much more outgoing. much more energetic and ready to pull pranks, because why be anything less when there's so much of the world to see?

but at home, everything is familiar. there's nothing new to see when she knows it like the back of her hand, and she can be calm and run on the beach and overturn rocks in search of crabs without feeling the want (or need) to put on a show. and there, at home, in her element, she's so much like percy that sometimes, he has to look away.

percy and oliver were 1/2 of the golden era marauders, and now lucy is 1/4 of the next gen marauders. percy is secretly very proud of this.

skye doesn't like quidditch, and doesn't really like talking to people at all, but he's painfully similar to oliver. almost weirdly so.

skye is a hufflepuff, but - like lucy - he was a hatstall, and like lucy, he was almost put into gryffindor. he doesn't really even understand quidditch, but he spends hours in the library pouring over strategies when his friends or sisters need him to.

skye is the one who looks like he could really be oliver's son, because even though he has green eyes and oliver has brown, their hair is the exact same shade and texture. skye is the one who gravitates to oliver's side while lucy goes to percy's, because while he loves both his parents, we look for people who are like us, don't we?

but there are also moments when skye and percy sit together reading while oliver, lucy, and katie fly above the beach. there are afternoons where oliver and lucy bake together while percy, skye, and katie play board games in the living room.

there are moments when the five of them fly together, skye clinging onto lucy from the back of her broom, because while she's the one who aimed her bludgers at him when they were little, he doesn't feel safe being off the ground with anybody else.

there are long nights when percy and oliver aren't home, out with friends or on a date, when lucy gathers skye and katie into her room and they set up beds on the floor so they can stargaze through the skylight.

all in all, their family might be different, but it's a family, and i think that's pretty cool.

[annabellelupin]

thoughts I've had while re reading poa as a marauders fan, part one (chapters 1 - 4)

(id just like to point out this is my first time reading the books since middle school and first time I've read the books since I became a marauders fan in 2020)

chapter 1

- ok so ye the Weasleys are really poor, but if they're "extremely poor" you'd figure they'd use their money for something other than a vacation

-I forgot sweet little hedwig existed djdjdjdkdjd

-someone please eat the rat

-let the future cat have him pleaseeeee

-why did I start to dislike hermione so much again??? maybe it's just movie hermione I hate and I can't remember the differences between the two

chapter 2

-why are most of the antagonistic characters portrayed as fat and why is the fact that dudley is obese brought up so many fucking times like that seems pretty fat phobic of you Rowling

- when actually reading and thinking about the Harry potter books and movies I imagine the actor that played sirius and not the fanart marauders sirius I'm more used to, and apparently his hair is depicted as elbow length in the books not shoulder length WE WERE ROBBED. could have had long haired sirius with a bun in ootp

- also I swear marauders Era Sirius and golden trio era Sirius (so canon and fanon sirius) are two completely different people in my mind

- also forgot "muggle" news talked about sirius

-just finished the chapter and seriously he is so sassy (guess that's what you get when you're Sirius and marlenes godson, and James and Lily's actual son)

- also I really fucking hate how much mental abuse is glazed over here like????

- it happens every summer and he's forced to return to his abusers like wtf

- this is why I don't like Dumbledore very much

chapter 3

-forgot padfoot wasn't like an actual dog sized dog

-lowkey forgot about padfoot in general ngl

-bro harry are your really throwing precious and innocent Neville under the bus rn come on dude seriously

-ok like when they mention Sirius I can't help to think of the dramatic, gay, Remus obsessed Sirius from all of the wolfstar text posts I've read

-also the fact they have to clarify what a gun is in the wizard news is wow

-same with Ron not knowing how to use a phone

-no wonder these people keep having Wizarding wars and unstable teachers at their schools

- love how this 13 year old kid is panicking over the possibility of going to wizard prison for breaking one rule

-also side note the more I read the more I feel like Daniel Radcliffe portrayed him super well

- hedwig supremacy

- "ur the literal wizard president" "yea but I'm not ur guardian dumbass I can't sign ur permission slip what in hell is this"

- why is reading stans parts so fucking hard

chapter 4

- ah Florean Fortescue the one genuinely nice adult in these books (isn't he like Alice's dad or something?) I just remembered her last name is actually more or less a headcanon uhhh that's fun

- the Irish quidditch team are actually mentioned along with the quidditch world cup even Harry's checkin out the firebolt

- coincidence that Dean and Seamus are mentioned at the same time? I think not

- seriously jkr why do you keep giving kids abusive gaurdians and acting like it's nothing (talking about Neville and his grandmother)

- "...Ron looking incredibly freckly, Hermione very brown..." (pg 55 in my book). when first reading this part years ago I registered it as Hermione was black/poc and not that she was just tan from the sun lmao

- I swear crookshanks was James' old cat and that's why he hated peter

- also Percy wow this why you don't befriend stray rats man

- the things this rat has seen go on in Percy's and Oliver's dorm room....

- still probably not as bad sharing a dorm with Remus and Sirius tho

- I love the twins sense of humor

- but guys stop messing with my precious baby Percy he's just- an autistic overachiever doing his best guys

- ..."he lost everything..." Yes Sirius did in fact lose almost everything Arthur but not bc what you think happened dude

- "he's safe with Dumbledore-" yea fucking right /sar

- "stationniong soul sucking demons around a school is such a good idea hehehehe" /sar

- literally there's no fucking way McGonagall thought Sirius did it- literally fucking refuse to believe that she did

going to start another post for chapter 5 bc oh boy it's going to be long

[in-a-nook-with-a-notebook]

Nightmarish | Anything For You

Masterlist

Franchise: Percy Jackson

Pairing: Luke Castellan x Nick Oliver (original character, pronouns are he/him/his)

Word Count: 2.7k

Warnings: swearing, angst, nightmares, flashbacks, angst, violence, injuries, Nick's dip in the Styx, not all torture is physical I suppose, implied smut at the end

Series Summary: Nick Oliver was on track to figure out his life after high school. One day in a bookstore, and suddenly, post-high school plans were the farthest thing from his mind. One day in a bookstore, he met Luke Castellan.

Chapter Summary: As all demigod dreams go, Nick's night is plagued with nightmares, featuring flashbacks of his and Luke's time together.

A/N: Posting this is me ignoring my academic obligations and the fact that I'm about to have seven performances within the month

Nick leans against the kitchen counter of his and Luke’s shared apartment three years later. It’s 2am and he can’t sleep, especially when he knows what Luke’s been up to. Luke himself shuffles out of the bedroom, hair sticking up in several directions, looking like a sleepy blond hedgehog more than a servant of Kronos. He yawns and meets Nick’s gaze. 

“What’re you doing up?” He mumbles, walking over to him. Luke gently kisses Nick on the cheek and reaches past him to get a mug from the cupboard. Nick watches him in silence as his boyfriend busies himself with boiling water in the kettle. 

“Are you sure about this, babe?” Nick asks finally. “The dip in the Styx and all of this, this Kronos stuff?” 

“Nicky, baby…” 

“I’m not an idiot, Luke, I know what all of this means.” 

The kettle boils. Luke pours himself a cup full of the hot water and gets a mug for Nick. “Tea?” He inquires softly. 

“Hot chocolate.” 

Luke adds some hot chocolate powder to Nick’s cup, then the water, passes it to him, and grabs a tea bag from the drawer for himself. “You know you can’t change my mind about this. About any of this. You went through, why can’t I?” 

“Luke, baby, I went into the River because I’m reckless, careless, and I was born with a target on my back- my dad thought it was necessary and so did I! You’re going in to prepare to be possessed by a goddamn Titan, there’s a difference.” 

“What are you trying to convince me of?” 

Nick sighs, stirring his drink to mix the powder with the water. He moves to get milk from the fridge. “I haven’t tried to convince you not to do this since we left camp. I just don’t want you to get hurt.” He adds milk to his hot chocolate and takes a sip. He puts away the milk. 

“The Styx is the only way.” 

“Or you could just not go through with any of it,” Nick mutters, tapping Luke’s chest. The son of Hermes is an infuriating three inches taller than him, so he has to look up to see his eyes every time. 

“Thought you said you weren’t convincing me,” Luke teases. 

“Just… suggesting.” 

Luke kisses him softly. “Let’s finish these and get back to bed, okay?” 

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Nick’s sleep is plagued with dreams, as usual. It starts with memories of his very first quest with Luke. 

He stands alone in an alley in Chicago, his cane in one hand and his umbrella resting on his shoulder. He didn’t mean to lie to Luke and Beckendorf, but here he was. Nick manages to catch his breath; he had been running. Then he hears someone call his name. 

“Nick!” 

He looks up to see Beckendorf standing at the end of the alley. “Luke, I found your boy!” He calls down the street. 

Luke appears, looking relieved, until he expression melts into fear and anger. 

“Nick, behind you!” 

Nick doesn’t have time to turn around before he feels the intense pain in his back; he’s been stabbed. He curses loudly in Ancient Greek and twists the handle of his cane to make it a sword, slashing behind him at the monster who did the deed. It disappears in a cloud of yellow dust, the sword used to stab him is still in his back, and Nick now has a whole new reason to catch his breath. 

“I’ll Iris-message Chiron,” Beckendorf tells Luke as the blond rushes to his boyfriend. 

“I’m fine, Luke, I promise,” Nick says through a strained voice, his vision blurring, then clearing, then blurring again. 

“You’ve been stabbed, you are most certainly not fine,” Luke retorts. Nick sees tears in Luke’s eyes before he moves behind hm to look at the wound. “Gods, of all the quests not to have a son of Apollo with us.” 

“Hey, technically we’re already done our quest. Chiron can just come and… Chiron can come and… he’ll… he…”  The pain overwhelms him and he passes out in Luke’s arms.

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The dream shifts from a time after Nick had been healed to the time when Nick and Luke went down to the River Styx with Nick’s father, Hades. 

“Are we sure about this?” Luke asks worriedly. 

“My children are born with targets in their backs,” Hades says solemnly. “I wouldn’t wish a dip in the Styx on my worst enemy, but the protection is necessary.” 

“I’ll be fine, Luke,” Nick says. 

“You have to prepare yourself, son,” Hades states. 

“Prepare himself?” Luke inquires, looking at Nick. “Why?” 

“It’ll kinda destroy me if not. Burn away my body and soul, stuff like that.” 

“Nick!” 

“Did I not mention that?” 

“There’s only one way for him to stay anchored to his mortal life,” Hades explains. “He has to… oh, great. What are you doing here?” 

Nick and Luke look up to see a Greek warrior. He reminds Nick of Ares – tall and buff, with a cruel scarred face and closely shaved black hair. He’s wearing a white tunic and bronze armour, carrying a plumed war helm under his arm. But his eyes are human – pale green like a shallow sea – and a bloody arrow is sticking out of his left calf, just above his ankle.

It’s the ghost of Achilles. 

“Do not do this,” the hero warns. “It will make you powerful, but it will also make you weak. Your prowess in combat will be beyond any mortal’s but your weaknesses, your failings will increase as well.” 

“What, you mean like a bad heel? I don’t opt for sandals in battle, no offence.” 

Achilles glances down at his bloody foot. “The heel is only my physical weakness, demigod. My mother, Thetis, held me there when she dipped me in the Styx. What really killed me was my own arrogance. Beware! Turn back!” 

“I get that you’re trying to protect me, man, but I’ve made my decision.” 

“I think what my remarkably polite boyfriend is trying to say is go away, Achilles,” Luke interjects. 

Achilles lowers his head. “Let the gods witness I tried.” 

“Consider it witnessed,” Hades replies. 

Nick notices Achilles stop himself from scowling at Hades. “Hero,” he continues, addressing Nick again, “if you must do this, concentrate on your mortal point. Imagine one spot of your body where your soul will anchor your body to the world. It will be your greatest weakness, but also your only hope. No man may be completely invulnerable. Lose sight of what keeps you mortal, and the River Styx will burn you to ashes. You will cease to exist. Prepare yourself, foolish boy. Whether you survive this or not, you have sealed your doom!” 

With that happy thought, the old hero disappears. 

“Well, that was considerate of him,” Nick states bluntly. 

“Are you still sure about this?” Luke murmurs, slipping his hand into Nick’s and looking him in the eye. 

“If you like having a living boyfriend…” 

“How I ended up with a son so reckless and careless, I’ll never know,” Hades says. 

“Funny, ‘cause you’ve always said I got it from that mother I never knew.” 

Hades chuckles. “That, you did.” 

Nick kisses Luke. “I love you.” 

He concentrates on the small of his back – a tiny point just opposite his navel. It’s well defended when he wears armour; it would be hard to hit by accident; and few enemies would aim for it on purpose. No place would be perfect, really, but his back is more dignified than his armpit or something. Nick imagines a string, a bungee cord connecting him to the world from the small of his back, and he steps into the river. 

Imagine jumping into a pit of boiling acid. Now multiply that pain times fifty. You still won’t be close enough to understand what it feels like to swim in the Styx. 

Nick is submerged completely. He can’t breathe and every nerve in his body burns, like he’s dissolving in the water. He sees faces – Luke, Beckendorf, Percy, Annabeth, Will and Nico – but they fade as soon as they appear. 

“Be safe, brother,” Nico says. 

“Come back alive, Zombie Boy,” Annabeth puts in. Even with all the pain, Nick almost smiles at the stupid nickname. 

Nick is losing the fight; the pain is nearly too much for him. His hands and feet are melting into the water and his soul is being ripped from his body. He can’t remember who he is. He can’t remember anything about himself. 

The cord, a familiar but disembodied voice says. Remember your fucking lifeline! 

Suddenly, there’s a tug in his lower back. The current pulls at him, but it isn’t carrying him away anymore. He imagines the string in his back keeping him tied to the shore. 

“You better hold on, Nicky.” It’s Luke’s voice, much clearer now. “I’m not letting you die on me just yet.” 

The cord strengthens. 

He can see Luke now – standing above him in training armour, his sword held loosely in his hand. They’re in the combat arena at camp. Luke holds his hand out to help him up, as he’d been knocked down. “Stop leaving yourself undefended,” Luke says through a small laugh. “Come on, let’s keep training. Take my hand already.” 

Memories come flooding back to him, sharper and more colourful. His name is Nick Oliver. He reaches up and takes Luke’s hand. 

Suddenly, he bursts out of the river. He collapses on the sand, and Luke and Hades scramble back in surprise. 

“Are you okay?” Luke asks immediately. “Your skin… oh gods, you’re hurt. Shit…” 

Nick’s arms are bright red. He feels like every inch of his body has been broiled over a slow flame. He realizes he’s not in the combat arena. It had felt so real. 

“I’m fine,” he says. “I think.” The colour of his skin turns back to normal and the pain subsides. He shifts himself to lay on his back in the sand. “Yeah. All good.” 

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The dream shifts again. Nick is running from a servant of the goddess Oizys; it’s his second quest with Luke, and he may or may not have lied to the son of Hermes about his whereabouts. Luke would still be back where they had temporarily set up camp for the night waiting for Nick to come back with food. Things didn’t exactly go as planned. 

The demigod serving Oizys had been pelting Nick’s mind with jabs at things that Nick always pushes down: how he doesn’t think he’s good enough, or strong enough; how he doesn’t feel like he belongs; how he worries if he’s really worthy of Luke’s love, worries if Luke even really loves him at all. 

Speaking of Luke, Nick turns a corner and almost runs right into the blond. 

“What are you doing here!” Nick hisses. 

“What am I doing here? I’m looking for you, hot shot, you were taking way too long getting food for only three people. I left Malcom back at our site to come look for you.” 

“You can’t be here right now!” 

“Well, I am. What in the name of the gods are you doing!?” 

“Running, and I suggest you do, too!” 

“Luke Castellan,” the booming voice of the servant says, materializing behind Luke. Before either boy can react, the servant pulls Luke against her and presses a Celestial bronze blade to his throat. “Shouldn’t you be preparing for Kronos?” 

“Preparing for Kronos…? Luke, what’s she talking about?” 

The servant chuckles lowly. “What’s this? You haven’t told your beloved about that big plan of yours?” 

“Let him go,” Nick says firmly. 

“Are you sure you’ll want him free when you hear what he’s been up to?” She taunts. 

“What part of let him go wasn’t clear?” 

“Let’s talk about this, son of Hades.” 

“Give me back my Luke!” Nick says loudly. 

He can’t see it, but his green eyes begin to glow purple, as do his weapons. What he does see is a flicker of fear in the servant’s expression. 

“My name is Nick Andrei Oliver, son of Hades, bearer of the curse of Achilles and man of two worlds. I have fought Ares, Nemesis, even Zeus. I have battled your master and won, and you are nothing compared to her. I will not ask you again.” Nick’s typically reddish-brown hair goes dark, engulfed in black fire. 

“Let my boyfriend go.” 

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The dream shifts to directly after Nick’s battle with the servant of Oizys. Nick has pulled Luke into an alley and carefully leans him against a brick wall. 

“I will never lie to you again, I’m so so sorry,” Nick murmurs repeatedly. His mind is working overtime, fighting the thoughts that Oizys’s servant planted in his head while trying to keep Luke alive. The servant had hurt him badly. He definitely has a concussion. He’s bleeding from a cut at his hairline, as well as his arm, his side and his leg. His left wrist is bent at a strange angle and his right ankle twisted the last time he tried to stand. 

“‘S’not your fault, Nicky,” Luke mumbles, his words slurring together slightly. 

“Of all the days not to have an Apollo kid on a quest, right?” 

Luke laughs weakly at Nick’s reference to what Luke had said on their last quest. Suddenly, someone swears loudly in Ancient Greek. Nick and Luke look up to see Malcolm Pace, son of Athena and third member of the quest, standing at the end of the alley. 

“We were just about to come get you,” Nick says, knowing full well that neither he nor Luke had thought of Malcolm during the fight. 

“Move over, Oliver.” 

“What’re you gonna do?” 

“My best friend is a son of Apollo, I’ve learned a few things.” 

Nick sighs and collapses next to Luke, leaning his head against the brick wall. Luke’s hand finds Nick’s and they lock their hands together. 

“What happened?” Malcolm asks softly. 

“Servant of Oizys,” Nick mumbles. 

Malcolm looks up with wide eyes between Luke’s injuries and the physically unharmed Nick. He nods sadly and squeezes Nick’s shoulder. “Say no more.” 

That’s Nick’s breaking point. The sobs he had choked down, the tears he was holding back, all of it erupts. While Malcolm patches up a half-conscious Luke, Nick lets it all out in the company of his boyfriend and his friend. 

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Nick wakes up trembling, his face wet and tears in his eyes. Luke is awake, too, gently holding Nick’s arm and rubbing his thumb in circles on Nick’s bicep to help him calm down. 

“I’m right here, Nicky.” 

“Yeah, but for how much longer?” Nick mutters bitterly. 

“Nick…” 

“Luke, babe, I have seen you on the brink of death too many times, but I’ve felt the Styx, I’ve felt it. It nearly killed me, I was disintegrating in the water- there is no worse feeling out there. I can’t see you get hurt again, I cannot do that, Luke, I-” Nick interrupts himself crying. Luke pulls him into his arms and kisses the top of his head. 

“You don’t have to come with me.” 

Nick shakes his head. “Yeah. Yeah, I do. I love you too much to let you go down there and go through that alone. You did it for me.” 

“I’d do anything for you, ómorfos.” 

Luke tilts Nick’s chin up and captures his lips in a slow, passionate kiss. Nick gives in, relishing in the warmth of Luke’s body so close to his. He knows Luke won’t be Luke for too much longer and he hates that, so he tries to forget it. He tries to forget that he’ll have to fight the love of his life to stop Kronos. 

Nick cradles Luke’s face in his hands as he deepens the kiss. Luke wraps an arm around Nick’s waist, pulling him closer. 

Nick lays down and Luke shifts to be on top of him, their lips never parting. Luke kisses along his boyfriend’s jaw and down his neck to his collarbone. He melts into Nick’s embrace and tries to keep his mind off how he knows he can’t be with him forever. Luke knows he’ll have to distance himself from Nick once Kronos takes control. He’ll never get the chance to ask Nick to… Luke clears his mind of the thought. No use grieving the life he could have had, even if it’s his own damn fault he lost it. 

Nick’s hand drifts into Luke’s hair and he knots his fingers in it, tugging a little. “Luke, please,” he whispers in the blond’s ear. Luke groans softly, locking his lips with Nick’s again while his hand travels to the hem of Nick’s shirt. 

A/N: should I go to sleep? Yes. Will I? Jury's out. Feedback is encouraged and appreciated, thank you for reading!!

[department-of-landing-strategies]

Incorrect Quotes entirley sourced from OSP (part 2)

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(Out of the group, Oliver is the one stuffed with the most amount of procrasination energy)

Oliver: Technically, I am supposed to be doing my homework

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(Penny relaying the consequences of Hermione starting the path of exitential questioning to Percy, Oliver, Audrey and Marcus)

Penny: Baby's first existential question, where did we come from?

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(Drunken Penny rambling about money and historical documentaion)

Penny: Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you historical documentation

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(The people most pleased about He-Who-Lacks-A-Nose's second rise to power is the people still alive that supported him)

Percy: Which is great if the goal is making the world a exponentially shittier place to live

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(Never leave Percy and Penny alone with potion supplies or they will make the wierdest potions. Also best not to ask them about their potions. Lookin at you specifically weird second year potion that was supposed to be a Fire Protection Potion)

Penny: It's a- you know what. No, I don't think I'll elaborate on that

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(Lamenting about others plans usually revels possible stupidity especially when the person whose plan it was is the golden trio or Voldemort)

Percy: Did I say better? I ment mind-boggingly stupid.

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(Probably best not to pick a fight with actual birds if your animagi form is a red canary or any kind of bird)

Percy: Remind me never to pick a fight with a magpie. Apparently, those little scamps are stronger than they look

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(Gilderoy Lockhart teaching DADA was a disaster, probably even more so with Audrey in the class)

Audrey: Unorthodox display of hubris but very well

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(A lot of the groups advice is based in consequences of their own actions, not helped by Marcus being similar to Draco in his first two years)

Marcus: Hey, I never said I wasn't a hypocrite.

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(Percy realising he has to call Voldermort the Dark Lord to everyone he interacts with in The Voldy Controlled Ministry)

Percy: I dunno know if I really want to say this five million times.

[mozukumi]

100k Shirosieg? I know you may never have time to write, but how do the plot/vibes go in your head

Anon thank you so much for asking!!! I am so happy to talk about this AU which has remained dormant in my brain for like. A year and a half now.

For context - I started cooking all this up while I was playing fire emblem: revelations, which I did after I had already beat conquest once and birthright like… 3 times? '

I try and do different pairings each time I play, while keeping things as strategically and romantically as interesting as possible - but not every pairing can end up perfect. Notable for this au is that I ended up with a Peri!Siegbert and a Felicia!Shiro

i actually have published a bit of fanfiction about Peri!Siegbert, because I find it to be really fascinating. It gnaws at my brain.

But the basic genesis of this fanfic was this: how the hell is Siegbert supposed to have any optimism and pride and hope for his country when his mom is fucking Peri. Like. It goes deeper then that. But truly - how do you reckon with that?

Well. Maybe he's just barely keeping it together. Maybe he's going to explode soon. And maybe your best bud from the war happens to notice this. And in an act that will not fix any of the structural problems, he decides to arrange a marriage between Siegbert and his cousin Caeldori.

Normal. Normal! Further plot summary + some bonus drawings under the cut.

This all takes place in modified version of Rev, where Corrin sided with Hoshido at first but was able to recruit some Nohrians to her side towards the end of the conflict. But the consequence is that the ending political situation isn't just "now we're all friends" it is very much more leaning towards "Heyyy can we keep Nohr trapped in the torment nexus for 400 years". This is partially due to the fact that Sakura died in this version, and partially due to well. How the game treats Nohr to begin with.

Half of the second gen were in the canon deeprealm space time ovens during the war - Siegbert, Shiro, Caeldori, Forrest, and Ignatius are the relevant ones. They're anywhere between 16-20 when they're recruited from their deeprealm.

The other half of second gen are born post-war, and are normal babies. Kiragi, Percy, and Rhajat are the ones I have firmed up. Percy literally never comes up in this AU I just have a soft spot for Arthur x Beruka and I want them to have a normal family life. Or as normal as they're going to get lmao.

The exception to all of this are Sophie and Dwyer, who were Normal kids who had their parents killed during the very beginning of the war. Silas and Jakob, who in this version had years of romantic tension and basically got married immediately after the war started, adopt them. You just have to trust in my weird yaoi.

Sophie and Dwyer aren't sent out into battles - they stay in the mycastle as a butler and maid. Sophie is REALLY BAD at being a maid.

About 1-2 years after the war, at a celebration of the birth of Prince Kiragi (whose mother is Mozu btw. I'M LITERALLY MOZUKUMI! I'VE GOTTA DO IT!), Siegbert has a breakdown in front of Shiro. He confesses that he doesn't know if he can do this anymore - he had all these ideals about being a great king like father, but his resolve is starting to crack, and he doesn't know if he can believe father even is a great king. Not after all he's done, and especially not after he continues to not just tolerate, but love his mother - Peri.

Shiro offers his best bro a way to get out: get into an arranged marriage with his cousin, Caeldori. Since everybody still hates Nohr due to stuff from the war, it can be posed as like, a political bargain/punishment to take their crown prince and marry him into Hoshido, as well as a potential olive branch for future unity.

And Siegbert is conflicted... but he accepts the offer.

For her part, Caeldori accepts this because of her loyalty to Shiro and her country. She's conflicted - she's a romantic at heart, and she's been nursing feelings for Dwyer for ages. But her duty must come first. She knows the pressure that Siegbert faces.

So now we have a couple of plotlines going on: Siegbert as he adjusts to this new country, Shiro realizing that maybe the reason he made this offer was because he kind of wanted to marry Siegbert himself, Caeldori struggling between duty and love, and the folks back at Nohr scrambling to make sense of the new normal.

Nobody in Nohr wants to be next in the line of succession. Elise, whose an adult at this point (I haven't gotten a firm timeline yet, but the war took a couple of years + this is a timeskip to after the war), just had a baby with Hayato. And now everybody is kind of just sitting there hoping that this kid grows up to really fucking love being a ruler.

Also - Felicia ! She's Shiro's mom, remember? And... she was a political hostage from the Ice Tribe. And what's happening to Siegbert isn't quite the same - he had a lot more say in the matter then she did. But it's still an echo of her bast experience, and she proves to be one of his biggest allies. He's winning the mother-in-law competition.

The vibe of the whole thing is like... mainly interpersonal drama? It's also partially about examining some of the insane stuff Fates puts out into the lore and then never elaborates on.

if you have any follow-up questions, i'd be happy to answer them!! tysm for letting me ramble.

[sugareey-makes-stuff]

And here's the last batch of fic recs I have to wrap up @hprecfest and 2023! Feel free to give these some love, or else add them to your TBR for later to kick off your 2024!

Day 27: A Muggle AU Fic

Of Bookshelves and Baby Carriers by poppunkpadfoot (Wolfstar, T, 11.8k)

The customer standing in front of him is quite possibly the most beautiful man Remus has ever seen. Like, he looks like a model or something. He has long, black hair, flattened by water, and just the slightest amount of scruff on his face, and… And a baby strapped to his chest. Okay.

This fic is cute AF! 😍 Doing a reread of this again made me squee about how Remus is such a precious cinnamon roll who needs more hugs, Harry is adorable, and Sirius' flirting is hilarious. So much flangst, this is a bookshop fic, and 1000% a pick-me-up if you need something to brighten your day. A+++ aka go read this ASAP!

Day 28: An Under-Rated Fic

Chimera by Literallyliterary (Flintbell, E, 11.5k)

Years after Hogwarts, years after the war, Katie Bell finds herself traded from the Harpies to the Tornados and into the hands of team captain Marcus Flint. It’s a lot easier to ignore a childhood crush when you have to take orders from him, right? …Right??

I always love a good Quidditch fic, and this one seriously delivers, especially with all the UST built up from Hogwarts days. The way Marcus and Katie push each other's buttons but are clearly attracted to each other is amazing, and there are just so many Feelings waiting to spill out, especially after they get physical. It's spicy, it's got that fiery Gryffindor-Slytherin relationship dynamic we all love, the mutual pining is for real, and the competitive streak is so alive. For the game, for a chance, and yeah, this was what really solidified my love for this rare pair when I first discovered them. Def give this a shot if you'd like to dip into new ships!

Day 29: A Post-Canon Fic

Crimson Neon by @xanthippe74 | xanthippe74 (Drarry, M, 20.6k)

Winter, 1999. Harry thought going to New York would help him get his head on straight, but all he has to show for it are sore feet and a fridge full of takeaway containers. And now he’s homesick on top of everything else. It doesn’t help that his mysterious neighbour in 2C keeps cooking dishes that remind Harry of home and all the people he lost or left behind.

I adore fics that include anything senses or food related. And gosh, this one with the angst and food as a love language is gorgeous. The small details really makes this a story I can visually see. Also, Draco cooks! 'Nuff said. And the way Harry and Draco gradually fall in love is so heartwarming. It's on their own terms, in a different country. Love, love, love. Definitely a must-read for a sleepy or rainy day.

Day 31: A Fav Amongst Favs

Drowned Boy by bmouse (Marcus/Percy/Oliver, M, 4k)

Oliver wants to drown himself. Percy wants to study, but he's willing to be distracted. Marcus probably wants trouble, but it's hard to tell.

Sooo, PoA is my 2nd fav HP book, and any references to that Quidditch game where Oliver tries drowning himself in the shower or missing moments right after are gold. Marcus and Oliver banter at each other as usual, but then Percy gets tangled in their chaos, and it kind of escalates. They're all boys with hormones, and yeah. 😜 This fic is so well written where you can see the attraction between each of them, and the dynamics work. *chef's kiss* (And since I genuinely like to delve into character studies for Marcus, Percy and Oliver, this was the fic convinced me that they're an awesome triad. Hell yeah.)

[elisedonut]

do you have any kid head canons that tend to stay the same for you whenever you think of them?

Like for Percy's girls I always imagine Molly and Lucy as twins and being in different houses typically Molly in Slytherin and Lucy in Hufflepuff

With Molly being into quidditch but more out of spite that grew into love because early on into first year she said something about playing it with her family and some older students immediately started being assholes and started telling her she won't be able to play on the team which she took as a challenge and ended up growing to love the sport alot more and maybe or maybe not becomes captain that kinda depends

While Lucy is a Prefect who has no interest in being head girl like it's offered to her but she immediately declines because she never had any intention of doing it and is mostly a prefect for the perks even though she's a natural at helping the younger kids. I also tend to think of her as an obsessive artist but not a traditional artist something more hands on clay, stained glass,woodworking,wand making something like that

I also have thoughts on the main kids I give Oliver and Marcus though not as many

I normally give Marcus a little girl i tend to call Maria which I swear I saw somewhere but I am unsure where if I'm thinking of a flintley au she's normally a couple of years younger then the twins and ends up in Ravenclaw just because the idea of Percy having a kid in every house But the weasley house is funny to me and because I like the idea of people joking about them needing to adopt another so they can have a full set anyway. I tend to think of Maria as a bit more of a cry baby because I like the idea of Marcus trying really hard to take care of her but overcompensating and coddling her a bit too much though that's more when she's younger not like hogwarts age

For Oliver its a little boy who's name I keep switching on (currently it's Cypress though) he is a griffindor I tend to think of him as "Oliver 2 Electric Boogaloo" because I firmly belive Oliver has ADHD and that shits hereditary I do think his son would have a different special interest/hyperfixation though just still don't know what

But I'm at the point where im getting very rambling

[ragana62]

Fictober Recap and Updates

Well, it's officially the end of the month...

This year I have 22 completed before the month ends, which given I've been sick most of the month I'm going to say is pretty good. I also wrote for at least 4 new fandoms, which I am also here for, made a whole companion playlist, turned things into at least two spin off mini-series, and did some art for quite a few of them!

I do plan to finish the remaining fics that don't exist yet, and will update this post with links once that's happened, but for now, here's what we've got!

Ratings:

General: ❤️

Teen: 💛

Mature: 💙

Explicit: 💚

Miniseries and Ongoing Fics will be indicated with: 💘

Link to the Series

Link to the Playlist

Day 1 ❤️

It's a Team Effort

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Lost Pet Meet Cute

Song: We Are Going to Be Friends - White Stripes

Pairing: Hermione Granger & Neville Longbottom

"Hermione has never been good at making friends. But this is a new school, a fresh start, and she's very determined for things to be different this time around. Even if it seems everyone in the magical world has incredibly questionable taste in pets."

Day 2 ❤️

Just Like Riding a Bike

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: "Left... Your Other Left"

Song: Bicycle Race - Queen

Pairing: Harry Potter & Hermione Granger & Ron Weasley

"It's not that he's intentionally a bit of a disaster. It's just that the whole constant murder attempts and saving the world thing left Harry with very little time for an actual childhood. But now, Voldemort is properly dead, nobody is expecting anything from him beyond the occasional photo-op or the like until September, and he's got all the time in the world to learn how to be the kid he never got to be. Why that seems to be a hell of a lot harder than fighting giant snakes and murderous lunatics, he couldn't say, but at least he's trying!"

Day 3 ❤️

Romanticizing Life

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Favorite Scent

Song: My Baby's Taking Me Home - Sparks

Pairing: Angelina Johnson

"Ever since she had that potions class on Amortentia, she’s been looking for that particular combination of smells everywhere. On every first date, every meet cute, every chance encounter, but despite searching for it every day for years she’d yet to find it. But what she had found was almost better."

Day 4 ❤️

The Night Market

Fandom: House of the Dragon

Prompt: Market Day

Song: Thick as Thieves - Kasabian

Pairing: Rhaenyra Targaryen x Alicent Hightower

"Everyone else is excited for tomorrow's joust, but Rhaenyra is more excited for the market tonight. Officially, that's because she still needs a gift for her soon to be arriving little sister (and it will be a sister, she's determined), but if it also happens to be the perfect excuse to convince her favorite to escape the castle with her for a moment before everything is consumed with the tourney and the new baby, well, all the better."

Day 5 ❤️

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Gravestone

Song: Two Coffins - Against Me

Pairing: Harry Potter x Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter

"It was an odd habit, he’d be the first to admit it. But who else was he supposed to talk to about these sorts of things?"

Day 6 💛

It's Like the Internet, Only in Person and With Candy

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Mistaken Identity

Song: Sexy - Mean Girls on Broadway

Pairing: Percy Weasley x Oliver Wood

"Maybe muggles were onto something with these whimsical masquerade parties. He could be anyone here, anything too, and they’d never know better. Something about that felt almost, relaxing in a way."

Day 7 ❤️

This is Our Get Along Sweater

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Hoodie Weather

Song: Get Over It - OK Go

Pairing: Hermione Granger x Fred Weasley x George Weasely, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley

"Harry and Ron both might have points, but the better one was that they needed to get over this little spat or nobody in the whole of Grimmauld Place was going to get any sleep."

Day 8 ❤️

Banned Books

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Getting Revenge

Song: All My Life - Cruel Youth

Pairing: Hermione Granger x Fred Weasley x George Weasely

"It was bad enough that Harry and Ron were still constantly bickering. Getting her banned from the library over it was another matter entirely, one that Hermione was hardly inclined to take lying down. How fortunate it was that she'd clearly picked up a few new companions who were more than happy to help her sort the matter out to her satisfaction."

Day 9 💛

Champagne Problems

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: "Don't Do That!" "But..."

Song: You Stupid Bitch (feat. Rachel Bloom) - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Pairing: Sirius Black & James Potter, James Potter x Lily Evans Potter

"When you thought about it, really thought about it, it wasn’t really fair that all the big parties and accomplishments after your 17th birthday and graduation were so focused on settling down. And like sure, it was his best mate who was engaged, and Lily wasn’t a completely terrible choice if he was going to lose his partner in crime to someone, but it was the principle of the matter, and the principle of the matter was Sirius Black was feeling left behind. And very very drunk."

Day 10 ❤️

The Claw

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Bet, Game, Contest

Song: Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon

Pairing: Lavender Brown x Ron Weasley, Lavender Brown x Hermione Granger

"Hermione had sworn off being Ron's keeper after the war, which was probably why he had somehow forgotten he was meant to be at a date tonight with Lavender. A really genuinely terrible date, actually. Just because she wasn't managing him anymore, that didn't mean she couldn't still honor girl code and usurp his failed attempt at winning back his ex though, right?"

Day 11 ❤️

The Westview Gardening Club

Fandom: Agatha All Along

Prompt: Ingredients & Spells

Song: Spellwork - Austra

Pairing: Agatha Harkness x Rio Vidal, Coven Vibes

"If Wanda's boy wanted to play games, then Agatha could play with the best of them. Just as soon as she figured out how to get out of this damn tunnel, ideally without her ex-girlfriend overcomplicating matters further by telling her quasi-coven all their dirty little secrets at once. And, apparently, figured out how to give Mrs. Hart or whatever her name was, a taste of magic herself seeing as green witch or not she clearly was the greenest thumb they had."

Day 12 ❤️

Picking Up the Pieces

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: "This is Spooky" "Really?"

Song: Fantasy - Lush

Pairing: Lavender Brown x Hermione Granger

"Sure, crashing and salvaging the date had been purely for altruistic motives. But, if Ron was so determined to drop the ball, why shouldn't Hermione take full advantage to get the girl after all?"

Day 13 💙💘

Dreams of Morning

Fandom: House of the Dragon

Prompt: Attic, Cellar, Hidden Room

Song: Pink Pony Club - Chappell Roan

Pairing: Helaena Targaryen x Rhaena Targaryen, others will be included

"For much of her life Rhaena has never quite felt like enough, not for her father, not for her step mother, and not for a dragon of her own. Helaena has spent most of her life knowing she was not what everyone wanted her to be. What if they were exactly what the other needed?"

Day 14 ❤️

You Have Witchcraft in Your Lips

Fandom: Agatha All Along

Prompt: Mundane AU

Song: Fast Girls - Sarge

Pairing: Agatha Harkness x Rio Vidal, Lilia Calderu x Sharon Davis

"People came to West View University for a bunch of reasons. Small class sizes, the ability to attract genuinely world class professors on the promise of leaving them alone and not forcing them to publish on shit they didn't want to, a shockingly good hockey team for being a small liberal arts school, all of them were valid. But they all stayed for the same reason. Sure, every school had a tradition or two, but none were nearly as good as the annual post-finals performances of the West View Questionably Accurate Shakespeare Society."

Day 15 💚

For Your Health

Fandom: Doctor Odyssey

Prompt: "What are you wearing?" "It's Laundry Day."

Song: Favorite - Liz Phair

Pairing: Tristan Silva x Avery Morgan

"Avery's been stressed for weeks, more than usual even. Tristan is of course more than happy to help with that, particularly after a middle of the night emergency has her curious enough to ask."

Day 16 💛

Magic for Dummies

Fandom: Fate: The Winx Saga

Prompt: "Yes, No, Maybe"

Song: Come Home - Willow (feat. Ayla Tesler-Mabe)

Pairing: Farah Dowling x Saul Silva

"Magic wasn't exactly his area of expertise, but then again it wasn't exactly the first world's area of expertise either. Lucky then, that Farah is magical enough to more than make up for it."

Day 17 *Coming Soon* 💚

No New Intentions

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Only One Bed

Song: Number 1 - Goldfrapp

Pairing: Kingsley Shacklebolt x Hermione Granger

"She was there under false pretenses, their friends had clearly misunderstood even worse, but when in a very nice hotel suite you didn't have to pay for, why not make the most of it?"

Day 18 *Coming Soon* 💛

So What Does That Make Us?

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Bewitching

Song: So Into You - B*Witched

Pairing: Hermione Granger x Fred Weasley x George Weasley

"Two weeks had never flown by so fast, but now that things were set to return to some form of normal, where exactly did that leave things between Hermione, Fred, and George?"

Day 19 ❤️

Threads of Fate

Fandom: House of the Dragon

Prompt: Yarn

Song: Chains of Love - Erasure

Pairing: Helaena Targaryen x Aemond Targaryen

"He was the only one in this family who seemed to understand his job, much less do it with any consistency. Aegon and Helaena were the two getting married today, and yet Aegon was still missing, and Helaena was sitting on the ground and making a mess of herself while muttering nonsense. But if it wasn't entirely nonsense that had her so unsettled this morning, how exactly was Aemond meant to protect his family from something that seemed so inevitable?"

Day 20 ❤️

It's Easy When You Mean It

Fandom: Rosaline

Prompt: "Written but Never Sent"

Song: All the Words We Don't Say - Hiatus Kaiyote

Pairing: Rosaline Capulet x Dario Penza

"He was annoying, weirdly fixated on his boat, always thought he was right, didn't know when to shut up, and frustratingly persistent. By all accounts, Dario Penza was her father's worst pick yet. But he did tend to make himself useful, and it was nice to talk to someone who actually talked to her instead of at her even if it was more often than not just to throw a one liner of his own back at her…"

Day 21 ❤️

The Red Queen

Fandom: House of the Dragon

Prompt: Bonfire

Song: Venus - Shocking Blue

Pairing: Rhaenys Targaryen x Corlys Velaryon

"After such a long voyage, all Corlys wants is to set foot on familiar shores, at least for a moment before setting his sights on a new adventure. As it happens, his next adventure means to find him before he can even make it to port."

Day 22💙💘

Courtly Love

Fandom: House of the Dragon

Prompt: Heirloom

Song: Knights in Shining Karma - XTC

Pairing: Alicent Hightower x Rhaenys Targaryen, Alicent Hightower x Corlys Velaryon, Rhaenys Targaryen x Corlys Velaryon

"She had always been the sentimental sort, ever since her father had brought her to the unfamiliarity of the Red Keep and told her to make friends with the princess. Anything that reminded her of home, of the peace she’d known before all was consumed by her father’s ambition and her duty was nearly sacred, none more so than her Mother’s necklace, the last thing she had to remember her by. And now, that too was gone. In her favorite books, this would be the moment a brave and handsome knight would ride in to rescue her, to battle beast and warrior alike to see it returned. But Alicent was not living in one of her stories."

Day 23 ❤️

Bad Dog

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Stormy Night

Song: I Was a Teenage Werewolf - The Cramps

Pairing: Remus Lupin & Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin x Sirius Black

"Everyone always talks about heightened senses like they're some sort of superpower. For Remus, they've always felt more like a recipe for guaranteed headaches, and never more than during a storm. Over the years, he's come up with his own means of managing it, but when his boyfriend gets a little too excited trying to demonstrate his new trick, that goes right out the window, and he's left improvising."

Day 24 *Coming Soon* 💚

Eat, You'll Feel Better

Fandom: Doctor Odyssey

Prompt: Comfort Food

Song: Bad Wine and Lemon Cake - The Jane Austin Arguement

Pairing: Tristan Silva x Vivian Montgomery

"It's been a very long day, full of very high maintenance passengers, doing unreasonably stupid things to themselves. All Tristan wants to do is fall asleep, ideally in a bed somewhere, but anywhere will do. Too bad tonight is supposed to be his first proper date with Vivian, and he'd decidedly made other plans for what to do in that bed that are going to have to be adjusted."

Day 25 ❤️

Monsters, Ghosts, and Ghouls

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Haunted House

Song: Punk House of Horror - Teenage Bottlerocket

Pairing: Harry Potter x Ginny Weasley

"Harry had insisted on sending the kids to muggle primary school for a reason, and though the Fall Fun Fair and other nonsense events weren't that reason, seeing his wife's responses to what muggles considered scary certainly was an unexpected perk."

Day 26 *Coming Soon* 💛

Finding Family

Fandom: MCU

Prompt: "I can't find it."

Song: Can't Hardly Wait - The Replacements

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Natasha Romanoff

"She hasn't been an Avenger nearly long enough to be losing things around the tower, nowhere near long enough to be asking the others for help after what she did. That doesn't change the fact that her last reminder of her brother is gone."

Day 27 ❤️

Outside Looking In

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Afternoon Stroll

Song: L.E.S. Artistes - Santigold

Pairing: Hermione Granger x Percy Weasley

"War has a funny way of clarifying all the complicated bits of life. The people, the places, the things, that mattered, and what the price one was willing to pay for it, all of it became so much simpler when it had to be condensed to one bag and whatever few meetings you could sneak around all the running, hiding and fighting. But then again, both Hermione and Percy had always been good at compartmentalization, at narrowing their focus. Maybe that was why the same war that had everyone else scattering had pulled them back together."

Day 28 *Coming Soon* 💙💘

How the Other Half Lives

Fandom: House of the Dragon

Prompt: Lucky Charm

Song: All Tomorrow's Parties - Rasputina

Pairing: Alicent Hightower x Rhaenys Targaryen, Alicent Hightower x Corlys Velaryon, Rhaenys Targaryen x Corlys Velaryon

"If asked, Rhaenys couldn't have said what made her feel so protectively towards the daughter of the man she hated so much, or what had made her act as she had the night Aemma died. What she does know, is that things have not changed much since she was the girl of fifteen walking the halls of the Red Keep, and that is not a good thing. When unfavorable events conspire to bring that girl, and her niece, to her door once again, she knows what must be done."

Day 29 *Coming Soon*❤️💘

Angry Makes Me a Modern Girl

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Time Capsule

Song: Modern Girl - Sleater Kinney

Pairing: Lavender Brown x Hermione Granger

"There's nothing else to really do, is there? Moving on always requires a proper girls night, burning the memories you don't want to keep, ideally over a glass of cheap wine. Moving on together, though, has it's own rules."

Day 30 *Coming Soon*💚

Just Some Lover

Fandom: House of the Dragon

Prompt: "Forever"

Song: Love is a Lazerquest - Arctic Monkeys

Pairing: Rhaenys Targaryen x Corlys Velaryon

"It hadn’t been that long, since they had last seen one another. Not in the grand scheme of their thirty year marriage, at least. Somehow, this time three weeks seemed longer than thirty years."

Day 31 *Coming Soon*❤️

Wishful Thinking

Fandom: Harry Potter

Prompt: Make a Wish

Song: Man on the Moon - Sugar

Pairing: Neville Longbottom x Luna Lovegood

"Blown dandelion tufts, burnt bay leaves, shooting stars, watched clocks for 11:11, it was all well and good, but it wasn’t getting her what she wanted. She needed something stronger if she was going to make her wish come true."

[ameliathefatcat]

Harry Potter headcanon of mine from 2020

Fleur’s childhood friends Nicoles and Rosalie(a squib) Garnier also fought in the war and were awarded medals of bravery by both the French and English governments alongside Fleur.

George had twins he named Fred II and Roxanne, the next-gen Weasley twins are just as much trouble as their father and uncle

Percy and Ginny both married war orphans. Percy’s wife Audrey lost her parents in the first war and her older brother Lucas in the second war.

Cedric Diggory had an older squib sister Evelyn who was kidnapped as a baby and later had twins Rowan and Keegan Fleming who reunited their mother with her biological parents

Viktor Krum married his childhood friend Petia. Viktor and Petia had five children twins Igor and Anelia, Nikifor, Nevena and Darian

Louis Weasely was the first healthy male with Veela blood, his cousin Jean-Pierre Lloyd was the second one.

Cho Chang married a muggle named Micheal Wright and they had two children, Mason Cedric and Cedar Samantha. Both children were named after their parents’ first love

Both of the Delacour sisters married into big families, Fleur married Bill Weasley the oldest of seven and Gabrielle married Thomas Lloyd the youngest of seven

Cedric Diggory and his nephew Keegan Fleming could have been in Gryffindor, Rowan could have been a Hufflepuff like her late uncle and twin brother.

Keegan Fleming joined the Hufflepuff Quidditch team as a Keeper in his first year.

James Sirius was the only of Harry and Ginny’s children to play quidditch.

Lily’s best friend Athena Tibia became the first professor Quidditch player to have a physical disability since she had a prosthetic leg.

Darian Krum survived childhood leukemia

Hermione was twelve years old when her brother Nathaniel was born. Nate was also a Wizard and a Gryffindor.

Oliver Wood’s parents were killed in the first war when he was about three years old, and was raised by his Uncle Silas and Auntie Erica

Oliver has a younger cousin Luke who was six years younger than him.

Albus Potter got his girlfriend Stella Kay pregnant at the end of their sixth year

Albus never knew why Stella’s mother didn’t kill him for that

Lily Luna is gay and it took her several years to understand her self

[michwritesstuff]

Dating Oliver Wood (Harry Potter: Oliver Wood)

summary: female (she/her) x oliver wood headcanon not much, just some things I imagine about dating Oliver Wood :)

notes/ warnings: 18+ explicit content mentioned (MINORS DNI, this section is split off so feel free to skip that if it makes you uncomfortable)

word count: 987

Like Oliver, you were a Gryffindor. His amount of house pride wouldn't really allow him to date anyone else.

You were in the same year and had known each other since first, but to be completely honest he annoyed you a little at first.

He was the boy who was always too excited about quidditch, and not to say that you weren't a fan...because rest assure you definitely were. It just wasn't all you thought about.

The first time you really got to know each other was during your third year on a weekend Hogsmeade trip.

Your friend groups sat together in the Hog's Head and you and Oliver got to know each other better over a mug of butterbeer.

And even more as the two of you split from the group and roamed around Honeydukes.

And at the end of the night as you all gathered in the common room you sat closely together by the fire, laughing at his thick scottish accent.

After the next few months of hanging out, Oliver finally asked you to be his girlfriend.

It was right after their match against Slytherin. Oliver had taken a nasty bludger to the head and you were escorting him to the hospital wing.

"Will you—will you be my girlfriend Y/N?" he managed out, one arm slung around your shoulder as he leaned on you for support.

"Ask me again when you can stand on your own and can think straight," you replied jokingly.

The next day when you visited again, Oliver was already sitting up in his hospital bed.

"Y/N Y/L/N, would you give me the honor of being my girlfriend?"

You leaned over, kissing him quickly on the lips.

"Of course Ollie."

As a boyfriend, Oliver wasn’t super affectionate in public. He would hold your hand through the corridor and give you a quick kiss goodbye.

When you were in private though, that was a completely different story.

Oliver became needy and handsy, cuddling you and peppering your face in as many kisses as he could.

If you were inseparable before, there was nothing compared to when the two of you were dating.

You often just sat in the stands of the quidditch pitch, watching the infamous and grueling Gryffindor practices. Bringing your homework and textbooks, you did the most to help the time go by.

When the two of you weren't on the quidditch pitch you were in the library. You would both be studying and working on homework until Oliver would start overthinking about quidditch.

Essays long forgotten, his parchments were filled with plays as he quietly ranted to himself. Every now and then he would ask you for your opinion.

"Love, did you hear what I said?"

"Sorry no, what was it?" you asked.

Your favorite thing to do was sneak Oliver into your room. Most of the time you would just cuddle in bed and talk for hours on end. While it was all innocent fun, you were too worried that perfect prefect Percy would take away housepoints.

Oliver often reassured you that he wouldn't. He was too busy sneaking into Ravenclaw's dormitory with Penelope.

After leaving Hogwarts the two of you continued to date as he became a reserve keeper for Puddlemere United and you a healer at St. Mungo's.

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘18+ ONLY ∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

Having started dating since third year, you were both each others' first times.

At the beginning of your relationship, your sex lives were pretty innocent as you both were just exploring.

However as you grew older and spent more time intimately, you both noted what the other seemed to like.

Oliver had a major sir kink, especially after a particularly grueling match that they had one.

You would sneak into the changing rooms when you were sure that he would be the only left.

“Come to say congratulations? suck me off like the good little girl you are?”

“Yes sir,” you’d say innocently, immediately sinking to your knees in front of him.

As he cummed he would moan your name loudly, a sound that you accredited towards your own undoing.

Rushing you out of the locker rooms and back to the dorms quickly you had to admit that you liked the idea of being caught.

If there’s one thing that you loved about Oliver in the bedroom, it was his stamina. Those long quidditch practices were paying off for more things than just quidditch.

He could easily spend an hour teasing and edging you, but when he got down to business it lasted just as long.

Not super affectionate in public, you loved to tease Oliver when you were out with friends.

In the great hall with the table blocking the view of others you would slide your hand up and down Oliver’s thigh. His participation in the conversation interrupted as his voice faltered and immediately froze.

You on the other hand, appeared to be completely oblivious as you continued laughing along with everyone, your hand inching closer and closer to his dick

Slightly palming him, Oliver immediately gripped the table with one hand as the other found a tight grip around your wrist, attempting to stall your movements.

However, your favorite thing was when you would fuck while you were wearing his quidditch jersey, it gave Oliver a huge sense of pride and turned you on when he would say…

“Who do belong to?”

“Who else could make you feel this good?”

“Just you Ollie,” you moaned out.

His moments would stall for a second…

“What did you call me?”

“Sorry, you sir. I belong to you.”

After care was a big thing for Oliver. He was super touchy and loved to cuddle you afterwards.

With his head on your stomach and your fingers playing in his hair, he would lightly hum, the vibration felt in your skin.

“I love you Y/N” he would say, kissing your stomach where his head lay.

“I love you too Ollie.”

a/n: If you like my work please support by liking/reblogging. Also, feel free to message me about ideas. I haven’t written in a while because I don’t have a lot of time, but when inspiration hits i’ll sit down for hours

[hchollym]

(This one is really really long, sorry. It’s basically a unwritten whole fic)

A personal headcannon of mine that I haven’t seen anywhere else:

Percy Weasley ended up in a polyamorous relationship with Oliver Wood, Marcus Flint, Penelope Clearwater and Audrey Grant (my headcannon last name for her)

Percy and Oliver met on the first day of Hogwarts and we’re in a relationship shortly afterwards. (Unrelated but I headcannon Oliver as gay and Percy as bi) Penelope is a sapphic who’s parents are heavily religious and already hate her for being a witch. She’s scared of being disowned or kicked out or worse. So they come up with the plan to have Percy ‘pretend’ to be her boyfriend so no word gets to her parents.

There’s this whole thing I have with Percy realising he loves Penelope and feeling guilty and awful for loving her while in love it Oliver but that’s a bunch of angst for another time.

Anyways, they felt it was a bit suspicious for them to just become a thing out of nowhere, so they came up with the idea that they have someone walk in on them kissing and pretend they had a secret relationship. Not their best idea, but their teenagers, cut them some slack.

That person ended up being Ginny, which embarrassed Percy to no end, but he got over it. They soon became friends with Marcus.

(I headcannon that a normal Hogwarts year contains anywhere from 100 to 150 students. But because Percy’s year was born in the middle of the war, not many babies were being born and those that were had a very small chance of surviving. So their year only came to like 35-40 students. Which also comes in with the fact that Percy and Oliver were also the only Gryffindor boys of their year. I have whole oc’s for these guys. Because of this, they were all super close. They had no house rivalries and were all pretty much best friends).

Anyways, they became friends with Marcus cause he was drastically failing his classes and was threatened by his father that he would take him off the quidditch team if he didn’t get them up. As a desperate last ditch attempt, he recruited Percy and Penny to help him. They bond and become close throughout. Marcus (who is pan) realises he has a crush on both of them and because he’s hanging out with them so much, he also hangs out with Oliver as well, who he soon realises he has a crush on as well. He pushes all these feelings down because of internalised homophobia.

They stay friends (and boyfriends in Oliver and Percy’s case) throughout their time at Hogwarts. When the war happens, Percy and Oliver ‘break up’ after Percy broke off from his family cause he starts to get confused and his feelings are all over the place. Oliver respects his decision and gives him space, promising to be there when he figures it out. By now both him and Oliver have figured out they’re both polyamorous but don’t want to bring it up to Marcus or Penny cause they don’t know if they feel the same and don’t want to ruin their friendship.

Percy works as a spy in the ministry, forging documents to help muggleborns and halfbloods escape to safe-houses. He helps Penelope and in fear of her getting hurt or never seeing her again, he confesses his feelings to her. After along talk about polyamory and their feelings Penny confesses that she feels the same too and promise to bring it up to Oliver after the wars over and everyone’s back together. Marcus had by now gone off-contact cause his dad is a death-eater and doesn’t want them to get hurt cause they know him.

After like a year or so of forging documents, Percy gets caught. Since so many documents are needing to be foraged, he doesn’t have the time or energy to make them as well as he could. The death-eaters that ‘run’ the ministry at the moment, torture him as punishment.

They torture him so much he thinks he’s going to die each time, but they heal any life threating injuries so to keep him alive. They keep him locked up in the a cell. They tell him it can all be over and they’ll let him go free if he tells them where the muggleborns and halfbloods are hiding, but he refuses. Since they only heal the life threatening injuries, he has a lot of scars and broken bones that didn’t heal properly.

After they realise he’s not going to tell them anything, they send him to Azkaban. It’s there where he meets Nico (a muggle born) and Aileen (a halfblood), two very young children who’s families got sent to Azkaban as punishment. Percy seems to have inherited his mothers habit of just adopting kids wherever she goes and decides to take these children in while their there. He basically becomes their father.

A year or two goes by and Azkaban has basically been abandoned. Food is scarce, everyone’s constantly fighting and the bodies of the fallen are just laying about and decomposing. Some people have become so desperate they’ve taken to eating the dead. Luckily Percy and the kids haven’t (angsty idea: Percy feels absolutely disgusted and guilty with himself as he has thought about it from time to time).

Marcus has left his family too and joined a rebel group that’s protecting muggleborns and halfbloods and breaking them out of prisons and camps the death-eaters have them in. He reestablished contact with Oliver and Penny, who are both extremely worried because Percy has been missing for nearly 2? years now. His group eventually gets told about hundreds of muggleborns and halfbloods trapped in Azkaban. They go to free them when he runs into a heavily traumatised Percy and two kids who can’t be any older than 6.

They escape, but by the time they get out the war at Hogwarts has started. Percy is desperate to keep his family safe and hands Nico and Aileen to Marcus. He begs him to get them to safety and after he agrees heads straight to Hogsmede to talk to Aberthorth (whom Percy developed a sort of father-son/mentor-student like relationship with during his school years). Aberthorth runs him through everything that’s been going on and lets him into Hogwarts.

Percy runs into his family, the whole apology scene happens but his family are a little more accepting and worried cause Percy looks like he’s been through hell. He’s extremely malnourished, his clothes are filthy and tattered, he’s covered in scars, bruises and other injuries, he looks like he’s never even heard of a shower or sleep and his voice is all scratchy and shaky like he hasn’t spoken properly in years.

When they’re fighting, and the whole wall thing happens, Percy manages to push both him and Fred out of the way, so they both survive, but Percy’s arm isn’t so lucky. He loses his arm (I picture left but it doesn’t matter) and has a huge scar across his torso from it. Now he’s just laying on the floor of a broken Hogwarts, bleeding out while Fred screams and sobs above him, begging him to not leave after they’ve just got him back.

Molly eventually hears her sons cries and rushes over. She breaks down to and (I headcannon she was training to be a healer before she had kids) uses as many healing spells she can to keep her child alive. Bill and Charlie run into them and together they manage to get Percy to the infirmary where he’s properly treated and manages to make it out.

When the war is over. The whole family is hanging around Percy, along with their partners, Harry and Hermione. Oliver comes over to congratulate Harry on defeating Voldemort only to see Percy and breaks down. They don’t say anything about their relationship to Percy’s family, but it’s clear to them that they’re close.

A little while later, Marcus - who joined the battle later - joins Percy and Oliver. The Weasley family leaves to give them space and to check on everyone else. The free talk about their feelings and relationship and realise that they all feel the same and agree to be one big thing with Penny after everything’s all sorted out.

Percy is in a relationship with Oliver, Marcus and Penny. Oliver is in a relationship with Marcus and Percy. Marcus is a relationship with Percy and Oliver. Penny is in a relationship with Percy.

Penny works as a doctor in a muggle hospital and manages to get Percy a prosthetic arm and the four eventually move in together. With Percy now back in the ministry (despite how much he hates it) Oliver’s quidditch career, Penny’s as a doctor and Marcus’ job (I haven’t decided what he does yet) they have a pretty big and stable income. The two kids Percy looked after in Azkaban are returned to their families, but Percy still keeps in contact.

A year later, Percy and Oliver decide they want their own children and Penny gives the idea of a surrogate mother. They get a surrogate who turns out to be Audrey Grant (she’s pan too. She also already knows that she’s poly but isn’t in a relationship yet). They introduce her to Penny and Marcus, who both immediately takes liking to her. Audrey becomes pregnant with twins Molly and Rowena.

Throughout the pregnancy, she bonds with the family and eventually joins in on their relationship.

Updated relationships:

Percy is in a relationship with Oliver, Marcus and Penny.

Oliver is in a relationship with Marcus and Percy.

Marcus is in a relationship with Percy, Oliver and Audrey.

Penny is in a relationship with Percy and Audrey.

Audrey is in a relationship with Marcus and Penny.

Fast forward a good couple years and the family now has 13 children. Molly, Lucy, Alfie, Mona, Lucas, Nico, Mariah, Blair, Rowena, Aileen, Maisie, Harlow and William.

They all live happy together in a mini sort of mansion together either in London or in a beach sort of town (like Brighton or something). They’re the most supportive and loving parents ever. The whole next gen love them and Percy has become everyones favourite uncle or at least in the top three.

(I went on a tangent here but I just love Percy Weasley so much. He’s such an interesting character with lots of potential)

-🌻

Wow! That is a whole fic idea!

I do love polyamorous Percy, spy Percy, and mother hen Percy, as well as Percy having a close friendship/family bond with Aberforth, so there's a lot of great ideas in there. 🥰

Thank you for sharing! 😊

[whatohitsonfirewelp]

And I’m back with another Percy, Penny, Oliver and Marcus friendship post thing! Hopefully with better grammar this time.

Penny told the boys about the tooth fairy their third year and all three were so disturbed they didn’t talk to her for days

“It’s creepy Penny!”

“Some fairy just steals kids baby teeth? What the fuck Clearwater”

“Guess my Ma made sure my dad never introduced this to me for a reason”

Oliver and Marcus thought it would be a great idea to teach Percy and Penny to fight

Percy ends up rolling his eyes before winning both fights against them

Percy grew up with five brothers and one sister who are all very stubborn and violent at times

Oliver and Marcus will never get into a fight with him now that they realize this

Penny also wins and her response is that she’s a girl and a muggleborn and a Clearwater

No one questions her ever again and all three boys are vividly reminded that this girl is strong

Percy and Penny have really curly hair and they spend a lot of time in the morning trying to tame their curls

Oliver is Percy’s alarm clock and every morning he watches with amusement as Percy drags himself out of bed and uses many many products for his hair

Penny does the same but not as much since she likes her hair slightly curly

Marcus once asked where these two get all their hair products from

Apparently Percy and Penny make their own or get into debates at stores so get the cheapest price

Oliver once ended up with a bunch of first years following him everywhere because he’s so big that people clear out of his

Penny found it hilarious

Percy somehow got Colin to take pictures of the whole thing

Marcus got a little (a lot) offended when he saw baby first year snakes follow Oliver instead of him

Oliver didn’t notice for a week

Marcus has crooked front teeth because he kept pushing at them with his tongue. It was a nervous habit that never really stopped until his fifth year but he’ll still do it every now and then

Penny absolutely refused to take Snape’s class after her fifth year but she never stopped experimenting with potions herself

Percy actually has really terrible eyesight and his first year in potions was terrible because his glasses kept fogging up

Arthur only needs glasses as he got older and he never had to change them

Percy on the other hand has needed glasses since he was a tiny child and no one realized that he needs to get his eyes checked up on as he gets older

Until Penny realizes why and she makes it her mission to help him

They end up creating a spell with the help of Marcus and Oliver

Oliver and Percy have the weirdest sleep schedule ever

Marcus and Penny usually have to force them to sleep

Oliver has never heard of relaxation in his life and neither has Percy and it Shows

Marcus is actually a bit of a mother hen with those he are close with but so are the rest of them.

It’s honestly just all four worrying about each other and never themselves

Penny once dared Oliver to jump into the lake and he didn’t even hesitate

It was during winter

And someone how all four got locked out of the cast

Hagrid found them and gave them all tea

All four had to help him chop wood fro the rest of the winter so he didn’t tell anyone

Marcus and Percy had to make sure Penny and Oliver were never left along for more than five minutes after that

Even if they are five feet away

Oliver isn’t very close with his dad but he is very close with his mom

His mom practically adopted the other three

All four of them love her

She’s great

His dad not so much and Percy once had to be spelled so he didn’t say or do something to the man

Marcus and Percy accidentally set the kitchen on fire once

Percy swears it wasn’t his fault

Marcus says it wasn’t his

Oliver and Penny decide it’s better if they don’t know

And that’s all for now since I can’t think of any more