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Hunter and Crosshair drunk dueting Livin’ La Vida Loca.
#idek#but I had to share#XD#I make myself laugh and that’s all that matters#tw intoxication#tw drunk#the bad batch#bad batch#clone force 99#sergeant hunter#tbb hunter#crosshair#clone trooper crosshair#tbb crosshair#baby bitches#bad batch headcanons#livin la vida loca#totally thinking of Eddie Murphy and Antonio Banderas#thinking of shrek lmao#it’s a lil thing
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#beta boi#beta faggot#beta sissy#beta slave#beta sub#beta virgin#censored for betas#dominated slave#foot domination#dancer#beta safe#beta bitch#cucklife#cuckholding#pathetic loser#loser humiliation#small dick loser#virgin loser#sissy loser#loser slave#censored for losers#loser baby#sissy domination#sissy fucktoy#feminized sissy#sissi slave#sissifyme#submisive sissy#humiliated sissy#feminine sissy
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thinking about this. mr short dark and brooding can't handle an entry level compliment from his sister. mr ultimate lifeform gets all bashful about being called "cool" by someone whose opinion he cares about more than anything. okay. i'm so normal. guys. i'm so fucking normal
#sxsg spoilers#sxsg#sonic spoilers#SHADOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I LOVE YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! CRINGE ASS NAENAE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love these losers!
#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#hazbin hotel fanart#angel dust#hazbin husk#loser baby#i love these losers#ride or die bitches#made by mel
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silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.
#i can totally see Jason coming back and absolutely faltering the first time Batman calls him short round#when they’re in better terms Jason totally gets back at Bruce by calling him dad and seeing him walk into walls#jason: get uno reverse-d bitch#meanwhile Bruce: *crying*#he called me dad#it’s Bruce’s version of calling Jason little wing#im sorry I just love that they refer to him as a smol bby#cause this man is neither short nor little#he’s Dick’s baby brother#his little wing#his dad’s short round#Babs little bro#Bruce and Dick 🤝 calling Jason little and short#JSJKS meanwhile the entirety of Gotham in the background:#??? that is. a 6’4 tank of a man. that—that is not a short nor little#tim and Jason see Indiana Jones together no I don’t make the rules#also fun fact did you know Indians Jones is movie from the western genre?? cause I just got this information this week#im shook#JSJ#bruce wayne#jason todd#tim drake#indiana jones#red hood#batman#dc
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smile for the camera! :)
#codacheetah#my art#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#isat mdp#isat mal du pays#HOOOO BABY i can smell the quality being crunched from here#anyways. cg redraw for 2nite i just wanted to draw little mal du pays. for this mal du thursday#love the mdp cg. fuck u lookin so crazy for!! eat yo damn food bitch!! (remembers it has no mouth) uhhhh fuck
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there is no where in my room with good lighting where you can't see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#butch#lesbian#GRR GRR#that's a real pic of my hammocks#gotta at least move the fnaf plushies and the dollar store minion#i won the domo plush from a claw machine#once again praying a women finds this charming one day i am on my knees please#civetmemes#btw that strawberry plush is like lost media or something and i cant find the brand ANYWHERE online i even asked reddit#if you know what that lil anthro strawberry plush is please tell me i have had this bitch since i was a baby i just want to know
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Day 1: Soulmates
#sasunaru#narusasu#naruto#sasuke#my art#round fox baby#naruto’s boyfriend#the????#i havent drawn in more than a month#THE???#and THEN MY BRAINS LIKE#YEA BITCH COLOR THAT WHOLE THANG#like it might not be much BUT IT TOOK ME#HOURS!!!!#BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS FOING HHHHSHDJDJD#like how do ppl draw again??? HAHAHA FUCK#im like deadass wtf is this#im so tired#i aint coloring for a whole week aagin#i cant do this hhdjfhdjd
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Had to get a Very Large Roach off the ceiling in my kitchen and shrieked when it started flying.
Now, for unrelated reasons, I am writing a ballad about a Very Grand and Brave Knight, slayer of Dragons and Fearsome Beasts, who disappeared after encountering a single bug.
Never mind what kind it was, that isn't important to the plot.
#emmett speaks#dad WHY would you send your son who is AFRAID OF THINGS THAT FLY to deal with a ROACH#I've screamed at BUTTERFLIES and BABY BIRDS flying toward me#I don't care if roaches “just flutter” THAT IS BLATANTLY FALSE IT ATTACKED ME#I am FINE being the designated spider wrangler but GET THAT BITCH OUT OF MY AIRSPACE#I'd rather shoo a coyote out of the yard
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“i’m not a 🚩— i’m more of a ⚠️— because i warned you, i didn’t even try to hide it, you just chose to ignore.”
- these mfs
#the riddle brothers fuck pass it along#this sign won’t stop me bc i can’t read!#bitch they could be blinking hazard signs with size 200 times new roman bolded font and i still would ignore it#like go ahead daddies#ruin my life baby#harry potter#riddle brothers#tom riddle#slytherin boys#slytherinboys#tomriddle#mattheo riddle#mattheoriddle
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I love this picture for a couple of reasons
for one:
"ladies, is it gay to stare lovingly at your wife?" -Dehya, every hour of every day
and two:
the fact that Kaveh was the one setting the self timer on the kamera but Alhaitham is in the outside position means Alhaitham was canonically saving Kaveh's seat for him. again, very gay behavior.
#bottom left is literally ''Alhaitham and the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic''#I do have to deduct points for them placing Cyno in the opposite corner instead of with his family#that's the only thing. it's an 8/10 instead of a 10/10 specifically for that reason#''nobody puts baby in the corner'' etc etc#anyway happy birthday Nahida all your many gay parents are very proud of you#that moment when I realize I don't actually know Kaveh and Alhaitham's ship name#just gonna have to make this shit up as I go...!!!#Kavetham#(nevermind I started writing Kaveh and it immediately handed it to me. thank u)#Dehyarzad#Dunhya#Alhaitham#Kaveh#Dehya#Dunyarzad#Genshin Impact //
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sick bby 🤧
#my art#quinncent#qv art#oc: quinn lacey#oc: vincent craft#celebrating my 20th day of being sick 🥳😷#the cough is back and I pulled another muscle ! 😀😀#pls send me wombat pics and/or fanart of my ocs in this trying time <3#anway#quinn is such a dramatic lil sick bitch#thus I am projecting my illness onto him 🫴#vince has to keep a baby monitor on him while he sleeps to make sure he hasn't strangled himself to death in his 9+ blankets#weak ass human immune system 😤
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vex & pike in c3e112
#critical role#cr spoilers#ygifs#listen laura said hi baby unwarranted to pike and left me to deal with that#absolutely c1 still plagues the narrative if keyleth and pike both need to get fucked and vex is like well I'll FIND someone#like lady vexahlia grand mistress of the grey hunt you ARE someone fuck your bitches yourself already they're dying#here's how cr is really just the narrative demanding laura's pcs to be nonstop dykes send tweet#pike the same one who got FLUSTERED when naked vex hugged her is yearning for her geriatric human husband while Vexahlia is right there?ok.
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so, you know, a couple of things:
s2 is set in 2023 (ie around 4 years after s1)
voluntary uk driving tests were introduced in 1935, so around 90 years ago
bentley in the show is the 1933 model, and crowley has "had [her] from new"
im fairly certain im connecting dots here
this bitch
#this might have been obvious but im slow#i dont even know what to make of this#like bitch you werent even talking in 1935 let alone in a position to stake a claim on his mf car#the audacity is unmatched and you're so valid for it aziraphale keep going baby boo#good omens
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no bc jackie wanted to be loved so badly and she cared so much for everyone on her team, she did their face paint and misty's makeup and tried to boost morale and she loves shauna so fucking much and they exiled her and they left her outside and she froze to death. they literally froze her out. i'm genuinely never getting over her death bc she did not deserve that and all they would have had to do was ask her to come inside and if shauna was just like "hey i love you i'm sorry" she would have come inside. SHE WOULD HAVE COME INSIDE GUYS.
#jackie taylor they could never make me hate you#jackie taylor#shaunajackie#yellowjackets#basil speaks now#listen i love shauna so so so much but i will never forgive her for leaving her out there#(but she'll also never forgive herself for leaving her out there so like. twinning i guess.)#anyway if i have to see one more post saying that jackie was a bitch i'm actually going to scream#HER BEST FRIEND FUCKED HER BOYFRIEND AND THEN HER FRIEND GROUP TRIED TO ASSULT SOME GUY AND WHEN SHE WAS LIKE#'hey guys that's kind of fucked up what is wrong with you'#THEY (essentially) KILLED HER#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?#jackie my baby my love come here i will make hot chocolate for you and put you near a heater and like sew you a blanket or something#i seriosuly love her so much#yj
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SIMBLRWEEN WEEK 2: HORRORSCOPES!
HAPPY HALLOWEiNER EVERYONE! Hope you've all had the ookiest, kookiest, megalamookiest, ding-dang dookiest, spooky season this year! So to wrap simblrween 2024 up I'll be posting a treat themed after the scariest creature known to man: astrology bitches.
INFORMATION:
None of this is my original work! All mesh credit goes to the items' original creators: @simpliciaty-cc, @serenity-cc, @christopher067, and @arthabee!
Set contains accessories for Teen ➤ Elder Females
Polycount is 6.5-7.5k for each the Zodiac 1 and 2 Necklaces and 1.5-1.6k for the Starsign Necklaces.
anything that looks weird in CAS looks fine in game.
Everything has all morphs, LODS and custom thumbnails
Static preview pictures, and download links for everything is under the cut.
Still Hate Astrology?
Fine, Coward 😒. There are 6 technically 7 other Accessories for you too, but they're hidden under the cut as punishment for you being boring.
tagging: @xto3conversionsfinds \\ @kpccfinds\\ @sssvitlanz\\ @pis3update
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@christopher067: Bushel Necklace // 5k Poly // [Download Here] @christopher067: Divine Necklace // 1.9k Poly // [Download Here] @christopher067:Luxury Earrings V1 // 3.8k Poly // [Download Here]
@christopher067: Easy Necklace // 1.5k Poly // [Download Here] @simpliciaty-cc: Elise Rings //6.5k Poly// [Download Right] [Download Left] @arethabee: Quinn Earrings // 2.3k Poly // [Download Here]
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#ts3cc#s3cc#ts3 cc#sims 3 cc#ts3 download#ts3#s3 cc#ts3 dl#s3 dl#sims 3#ts3 accessories#4t3#[MINE]#I am a proud astrology bitch btw#Gemini☀️ Aries 🌙 Cancer ⬆️ baby#Crazy thing is this isn't the huge accessories pack I've been hyping up for months at this point#That was supposed to be my 1.5k followers gift. But I'm about to hit 1.5k way earlier than expected.#So now some of that set will probably be split into Christmas advent gifts and I'll rework it sometime in January to have it ready for 1.75
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