#im like deadass wtf is this

[cynicallyneutral]

Day 1: Soulmates

[theweekndsmistress]

i wish we had a zombie apocalypse lowkey.

crazy take i know and lowkey i would probably die

but like at the same time hear me out…

if we had a apocalypse we wouldnt have to worry about those annoying ass online incels who literally make rage bait jokes,racist,homophobic, r1pe comments…??? like those people would literally have to get their ass up and walk outside for once in their goddamn life and that is a genuine blessing. like i genuinely cannot stand the internet sometimes i cant stand ai,rich people and telegram users. like those are the ones who need to go first and tbh the rich will probably build a bunker with their loser asses i hope it fails and blows up.

all im tryna say is we need a reality check. the internet got so bad over the years people will literally say go buy a pair of shoes and everyone and their mom will go buy the pair of shoes. and if you dont have it theyll bully you for it. like please go get a fucking life genuinely

[chewysgummies]

Can't believe that mother fucker actually talked

[baekhyunsbestie]

When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish (or just write the names of the songs) then send this to your favorite mutuals <3

luna my sweet baby angel !!!!! 🥹🩷 ty for sending the ask hehe these are my faaaaaave songs rn literally on repeat LMFAO

[cameoutstruggling93]

He owes me big time. Might delete later.

[isayahacts]

One thing I'll never understand..

How do ppl just like.. Plan their all nighters?? Like days before it's happening? Take for example: It is 5:00 A.M. at the time I'm writing this. And throughout the day I was all tired, thinkin' like "Imma actually try getting some good sleep" and yet.. Here I am.. I don't think this is good.. for like my health.. But honestly idc. Why and how do y'all plan out your all-nighters??

[luvuomi]

yk i’ve had my fair share of “weird” dreams throughout the course of my life some more questionable than others.

but bro.. a nightmare about scara was not on my 2025 bucket list😭

[toastspirit]

shoutout to my 999999999 family members for leaving me completely unsure of what diseases run in this family but refusing to tell me as I watch them suffer -_-

Do I care about which of my family members are related to me in any other context? Nah tbh I hate most of them. My cousins are on thin ice. But I straight up do not know my family medical history and MOST OF THESE FUCKS ARE STILL ALIVE?????? WHY AM I RELYING ON MY MEMORY FOR THIS.

[cowgomoo1123]

dude. its tickle time. its tickle time. youre gonna get tickled. right now dude. RIGHT NOW. GET FUCKING TICKLED. NOW.

WHY AM I GETTING TICKLED IM NOT EVEN TICKLISH 😭

[pilonciillo]

yeah so i crashed out

[cardierreh15]

Who tf said said that?!

My undercover obsession is Superman, and I've been seeing too many folks try to slander my boy on TikTok.

CLARK KENT IS NOT A TRUMP SUPPORTER, Y'ALL!!! I BEG YOU!! THINK CRITICALLY AND PICK UP A COMIC!!

[chewysgummies]

I wanna recall how I found some mixels Halloween costumes and I saw this one rlly good vulk mask and it took me a second to realize that it had a fucking eyes visibly hiding on the mouth area 😭

[kartsstuffig]

portal is hard

[angelsofsmalld3ath]

*SCREAMS*

look at the tags for context aka to see me at my big age talk about a horror game made for teenagers

[menofprogress]

Some of the most (imho) insane choices they made wrg to jayce and viktor:

- having jayce look at viktors crotch post sourdough starter not once, not twice, not thrice but FOUR times. And making it look like hes always catching himself, but cant help it.

- having fire mel turn into fire viktor, essentially comparing the two in jayces mind. What makes this more significant is the lack of other ppl, like if it was "just" about ppl who are important to jayce, why not include his mom or cait?

- jayce rembering viktor with an extremely soft smile on his face, when viktor didnt smile at all in the actual scene. Like it doesnt even matter if jayce is misremembering, imagining, or seeing something that we, the audience, cant. It could be any of those and it wouldnt be any less insane.

- viktor NEVER taking the blanket off, like???? Bro lived in that thing and im just supposed to be normal??

- viktors straight up refusal to believe jayce would hurt him or be against him. Like he cant fathom a world where him and jayce are genuinely enemies and even when theyre actually fighting hes still never going for a killing blow bc he STILL wants to leave the door open for jayce to return to him.

- the sheer fact that viktor does not want to live in ANY world without jayce and is deadass risking the fate of the entire world bc he needs jayce to survive and find him

- and jayce doesnt want to either!!!! He chose to stay and die with viktor even when viktor absolutely believed he would leave him after ~all that~. He could have returned to his mother, mel and cait, but hed literally rather not come back at all than live in a world without viktor like wtf???

- literally the way viktor cant stay mad at jayce? It doesnt happen much, but jayce can be hurtful (the undercity comment) not think things through (building weapons) and actively go against viktors wishes (not destroying the hexcore) and viktor absolutely is mad about that, but he can never STAY mad. Bro, jayce shot him point blank and viktor was like "ah well. Maybe i need to throw him around a little so he can listen to me?"

[ennkis]

SUPER RICH KIDS (marc guiu x reader) pt.2 here

summary : in which fans notice a familiar footballer in the likes of their favorite "super (humble) rich kid"

face claim : wolfiecindy (+ lissie mackintosh)

notes : frank ocean come back !!!!!!!!! might make this a series... this idea came to me in a dream so it might be a lil dumb. gave them a family name and made the dads face claim toto wolff (lmfao) bcs its easier so js ignore that !!! translated spanish is questionable..

pairings : marc guiu x fem!famous!reader

y/n ramsay, the only daughter of peter ramsay, a man considered to be one of the most influential men in the world, the owner of mercedes. not just the formula one team, the whole ass car brand. he is considered a self-made multi billionaire and single dad of two. as a daughter of a man with such high status, it came with exposure. y/n had her own little fandom, girls and boys who admired her beauty, lifestyle and enjoyed her personality. the girl was beloved by many, even celebrities found her videos and instagram posts entertaining. she had a natural charm that drew people in, and amongst those people there was a certain footballer, a certain teammate of her brother known as the one and only, marc guiu.

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ynramsay monaco nights

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user rawrwrrwrwrwrrr

user HERMOSA

nateramsay wtf without me ?

- ynramsay yeah!!! loser..

user marc and jude in the likes lmao

- user i need to see nates reaction

user + 1000000 aura for her beauty

user idk whats prettier, the view or you

user felt the aura way back in december

judebellingham what a view 😍😍

- user shes not picking u jude (visca el barca!!)

- user marc fight back ???

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ynramsay read the spanish love deception and now im here

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judebellingham madrid is better smh..

- ynramsay visca el barca bitch

peteramsay wow i look good

nateramsay where am i ???

- ynramsay dw youll get a personal post ig

marcguiu9 linda 😻 (pretty)

- nateramsay yo marc.. ¿qué carajo? 😁 (what the fuck)

- hctorforrt_ eres marc bastante idiota (you're pretty stupid marc)

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ynramsay @nateramsay am i doing this right ???

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nateramsay eh.. could be worse

user okay guys.. y/n & hector OR y/n & marc..

- user marc & y/n definetly

- user nuh uh hector and y/n would make a cute couple

- user neither???? guys omg leave them alone

user barca girls stay on top

marcguiu9 the team's lucky charm !!

- user bros down BAD

- user - 10,000 aura for simping

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marcguiu9 VAMOS !!! tres puntos están en casa !!

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user bro has the inlaws in his likes

- user and they claim theyre "friends" ... if my "friends" dad was liking my posts id assume were married with seven kids and a dog

ynramsay marcaría un hattrick 🤓☝🏼

- marcguiu9 me gustaría verte intentarlo

user were winning the ucl !! (im going insane)

- user were so back !! (we are not making it past the group stage)

user la masia boys have some kind of fine gene in them its crazy

ynramsay formula is still better sorry bro

- marcguiu9 you trippin dawg 😹😹😹

- user just get married lord...

- user theyre literally built for eachother i swear

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ynramsay meanwhile in my head

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user mother is mothering

user the prettiest

user an angel sent from heaven, deadass.

marcguiu9 ¿eres un rayo? proque eres mcqueen. (are you lighnting? because you're mcqueen)

- nateramsay WEAAAAAK. next

- marcguiu9 can you be the sally to my mcqueen??

- nateramsay better.. u got my approval

- peteramsay not mine !!!

user 11 million likes on ts post jesus marc u got some competition

user the finest girl in the world

user girlie got the whole barca roster in her likes

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ynramsay barca weekend things !!

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user mother is mothering

user wifey, are you cheating on me?

user IS THAT MARCS HAND ???????

user guys that's me please respect our privacy!!

user i think it's hector tbh..

- user nah thats so randon

- user they're clearly just friends

user wasnt expecting a heartbreak today

user im sorry but it looks like marc

- user a HAND looks like marc ???????

marcguiu9 vroom

- ynramsay vroom indeed

- user yall...

peteramsay aprobado 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

- marcguiu9 VAMOOOOOOOS

might be a series or whatever :3 just pls request something