#babe sounds

[ditzybat]

bernard: i just love true crime, don't you?

tim, trying to impress him: i may or may not be a war criminal with a hypothetical body count in the triple digits who's trained under multiple trained assassins as their apprentice

bernard: ???

[charlieism]

throwback to the guy at the mcr concert who confessed to us before mcr came out that he was only a casual fan and didnt actually know much abt them beyond a couple of songs, so when gerard stopped singing and opened his mouth to actually talk for the first time and this guy heard him he stopped dead, turned around to look at us utterly bewildered and just uttered "no he does not....."

[daphnalia]

and they were galpals

[burricane]

“If she becomes president Israel won’t exist in two years”

Promise? 🥺

[super-nova5045]

sylvia plath, todd anderson and virginia woolf (aka ACTUAL tortured poets) watching taylor “im breaking up with my boyfriend for his intense depression and blaming it on him, im dating a racist who enjoys watching woc being brutalized and harasses young woc artists, i sent my fans out on a hate train to attack a young woc actress for a line she had to say as part of her job to show how mentally ill her character was, im dating a maga supporter, i refuse to say anything about a current genocide despite being the most influential person in the world right now, i am a billionaire, i fly 13 minute flights and have the highest carbon emission of any celebrity, i am a known white feminist who only speaks about issues when it affects me and has constantly let my fans get away with extreme racism and even encouraged it by associating myself with known racists” swift call herself a tortured poet (her writing sounds like a bunch of thesaurus words slapped over gabba hanna and rupi kaur-esque poetry that was created purely as a trinket for an edgy pinterest board)

[bellabrady]

sometimes i just think about how when they were helping maddie move and the sofa wouldn't fit through the door, buck and eddie's first ideas were 'pop the hinges off the door' and 'use the jaws of life' instead of 'put the pizza somewhere else so we can simply turn the sofa around.' they really are two halves of the same idiot

[rayandgay]

oop

[visualtaehyun]

PIT BABE (2023) written by Yoryak Phadetseuk

[rakkuntoast]

kinda obsessed with qphil just saying "give your gf a call" to rose today (not verbatim at all lmao)

rose and blaze would be in the middle of their date and it gets interrupted by the cawing of a sad old bird

[solargeist]

fics that have Scar call Grian “honey” or “darlin’” are top tier

[sagabrielle]

I've seen people try to make the claim that lestat, armand, and even marius were good at their art forms, and it was just louis that sucked at his chosen art form.

are we reading/watching the same series?

vampires are bad at art. they can't do art. art is a human trait, and they are no longer human. their capacity to make meaningful, innovative art has been severed, as penance for the dark gift. lestat's lyrics are cringe, marius can't accurately capture the likeness of his muse (i.e. WHITEWASHES them)*, and armand makes plays/musicals like...that. their art forms come with a thick layer of ignorance. there are certain aspects of their art that are good; lestat's voice, armand's drama, marius technical skill, etc. but the emotion and humanness of art that draws us, humans, to it, is gone. not for their lack of trying, necessarily. they do try. they just...can't.

in the same breath, we can argue that louis wasn't good at getting the right 'moment,' but louis was successful in capturing people that meant something to him. claudia, armand, his victims, etc. that was his goal. he achieved that. so. they are all equal parts good and bad at their chosen art form, such is the consequence of being a vampire.

*marius was the donor. however, imo how the hell are you going to pay someone to paint, have your love model, and then keep the painting where he is depicted so poorly...still a disconnect.

[sofargoneao3]

yet another head canon I have is that James was the most easy going boyfriend ever. Was never controlling or critical of Lily, never stopped her from doing anything or held her back… he literally just watched her succeed at everything with awe & support and it was probably the first time she had that from anyone… he just honestly and truly trusted her

Lily was probably so thrown by it too, because of her friendship with snape where he was obviously super controlling and constantly telling her what to do, or her relationship with petunia which was just constant critiques… she was just finally in love with someone who didn’t question it

[jeeaark]

Speaking of House of Hope .. and since we have to get the Hammer to free her aaaaand unfortunately there's no way to say to the Emperor that it was only to free Hope and he instantly assumes the worst.... how did Greygold deal with it (if its OK to ask?)?

You ever read the first half of a dialogue choice and then not the other half before clicking too late? It went poorly to say the least! Terrible dialogue choices but on point for Greygold's terrible charismatic charm. Opened Greygold's eyes that Emps still has some deep-seated trust issues that still need sorting out between them.

But Greygold can't deny that they did, for all intents and purposes, grab that hammer for more than Hope. But For Love as well. And completing their quest journal.

[rawrsatthetree]

I see too many people bitch about all the dad Astarion headcannons and fic.

1. Just don’t read them not everything is for you.

2. The main complaints being “Astarion would be a terrible parent” “he wouldn’t want kids” are completely irrelevant. I never want children and would be a horrible parent, most parents didn’t want kids and are really bad at being parents. The act of having a child isn’t some moral Christian heteronormative propaganda. Pregnancy is a natural biological condition that sometimes just happens. Sometimes having a kids is two adult who are really into each other with compatible organs that are bad at planning and considering the consequences of their actions. Sometimes having a kids is an “oh shit we fucked up” and deciding to deal with the consequence because you love each other and are delusional enough to convince yourselves that maybe this accident was just meant to be. Maybe only one parent is excited and the other loves them enough to suck it up and try with them.

3. The other whining I see are people saying “for a canonically queer character why are there so many heteronormative headcanons”. For someone that’s preaching queer inclusion you just erased a lot of trans people that aren’t women that can still get pregnant. And Astarion being canonically pan means he can be attracted to any sex or gender which includes people with uteruses that can get pregnant. Also fan creators can write whatever they want, if they’re cis women they can write about that all they want. You can always add key words and tags to filtering so you don’t see it.

[rickybaby]

visacashapprb: what Daniel (and Yuki) said

[qbbhs]

enough of hideduo being sweet. it's time for hideduo being insufferable.

Pac: Harry Potter taught me like the language of snakes, y'know? *makes whatever the fuck that noise is*

Fit: *laughs*

Pac: That's actually Donald the Duck.

Fit: Yeah, that sounds like Donald Duck.

Pac: I got it all wrong, I got it all wrong, damn it.

Fit: No, you know, your heart is in the right place.

Pac: *continues making that fucking noise*